tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:58:54 +0000A collection of the best and most witty quotations in the world. I hope you enjoy my collection. Please bookmark this page and check back soon as it is updated every other hour! Subscribe for more fun!http://quote.kitt.net/noreply@blogger.com (Chris)Blogger5000125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-6030589528509978580Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:58:00 +00002010-03-19T06:58:54.446ZWEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as humane as is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh.-- Ambrose_Bierce/" <!-- Visit the link to see Photos of Celebrities that they don't want you to see --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/werewolf-n-wolf-that-was.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-6108754989241758493Fri, 19 Mar 2010 04:58:00 +00002010-03-19T04:58:55.178ZTell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon-- Bible <!-- George Dubya Bush - stoopidest man alive - read some of his bushisms here and judge for yourself --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/tell-it-not-in-gath-publish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-1937337388599105179Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:58:00 +00002010-03-19T02:58:55.034ZThe grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.-- Robert Fulghum <!-- This is an interesting site I found about an independent councilor trying to get votes in North Cornwall (Newquay) - it highlights the http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/grass-is-not-in-fact.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-4281336320975190668Fri, 19 Mar 2010 00:58:00 +00002010-03-19T00:58:54.475ZA common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas Adams <!-- This will grab your attention Lateral Thinking Puzzles - very taxing. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/common-mistake-people-make-when.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-803137202223883578Thu, 18 Mar 2010 22:58:00 +00002010-03-18T22:58:54.305ZThe art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go.-- Havelock Ellis <!-- Witty and intelligent quotations from the world's most clever clogs - The Quote Blog --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/art-of-living-lies-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-7232522623580112826Thu, 18 Mar 2010 20:58:00 +00002010-03-18T20:58:53.777ZWhen a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.-- Anthony Burgess <!-- If you have read this post you need to link to me on your webspace - not doing so will result in a series of 3 unfortunate events, by linking to me you earn 3 fortunate events - your choice :) --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/when-man-cannot-choose-he.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-1915676164027650644Thu, 18 Mar 2010 18:58:00 +00002010-03-18T18:58:54.483ZIf you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some; for he that goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing.-- Benjamin Franklin <!-- Short and not so sweet - The 1 minute movie reviews --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/if-you-would-know-value.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-3861653986806886479Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:58:00 +00002010-03-18T16:58:54.926ZFrantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith but in doubt. It is when we are unsure that we are doubly sure.-- Reinhold Niebuhr <!-- Want a bit more fun, this is the best blog I have read in ages, it lists sites that generate things, check it out: The Generator Blog --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/frantic-orthodoxy-is-never-rooted-in.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-774048427039367757Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:58:00 +00002010-03-18T14:58:54.308ZCivilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.-- Anonymous <!-- This will grab your attention Lateral Thinking Puzzles - very taxing. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/civilization-is-slow-process-of.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-1463237835623154577Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:58:00 +00002010-03-18T12:58:54.536ZReading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.-- Sir Arthur Helps <!-- Short and not so sweet - The 1 minute movie reviews --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/reading-is-sometimes-ingenious-device.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-7478380043676316061Thu, 18 Mar 2010 10:58:00 +00002010-03-18T10:58:54.212Z[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.-- Dan Quayle <!-- Click to see some cute sausage (weiner) dog gallery the dachshund blog --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/us-victory-in-gulf-war.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-8286958734990120873Thu, 18 Mar 2010 08:58:00 +00002010-03-18T08:58:54.853ZThe link between ideas and action is rarely direct. There is almost always an intermediate step in which the idea is overcome. De Tocqueville points out that it is at times when passions start to govern human affairs that ideas are most obviously translated into political action. The translation of ideas into action is usually in the hands of people least likely to follow rational motives. Hence,http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/link-between-ideas-and-action.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-4463554741129123444Thu, 18 Mar 2010 06:58:00 +00002010-03-18T06:58:54.778ZThe national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.-- Cicero <!-- Want to read some ranting nonsense - then this is very weird The Goodyear Blog --http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/national-budget-must-be-balanced.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-1363315597181027428Thu, 18 Mar 2010 04:58:00 +00002010-03-18T04:58:54.936ZIndeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep forever.-- Thomas Jefferson <!-- Very interesting - Grandparenting for Dummies - journey into the world of grandparenthood --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/indeed-i-tremble-for-my-country.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-2918010717327987342Thu, 18 Mar 2010 02:58:00 +00002010-03-18T02:58:55.303ZAnd I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.-- Adolf Hitler <!-- Liked that? Now you can shoot over to Penny Cam - for chatty fun. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/and-i-can-fight-only-for.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-2367209908363235119Thu, 18 Mar 2010 00:58:00 +00002010-03-18T00:58:55.363ZAnswer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.-- Bible <!-- Click to see some cute sausage (weiner) dog gallery the dachshund blog --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/answer-fool-according-to-his.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-711035147648109510Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:58:00 +00002010-03-17T22:59:06.688ZAnything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.-- Voltaire <!-- Add me to your favourites list and check back - I am always updating this site. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/anything-that-is-too-stupid-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-4497655148580229807Wed, 17 Mar 2010 20:58:00 +00002010-03-17T20:58:54.352ZThey envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.-- Sallust <!-- PLEASE link to this site - I need more hits and you can help - imagine the karma you will receive :) --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/they-envy-distinction-i-have.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-7919437893924930938Wed, 17 Mar 2010 18:58:00 +00002010-03-17T18:58:54.836ZMy religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.-- Albert Einstein <!-- Thanks for your visit - please bookmark me. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/my-religion-consists-of-humble.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-5235703986392892629Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:58:00 +00002010-03-17T16:58:54.424ZThere is no gravity. The earth sucks.-- Graffito <!-- great to see you (my fav visitor) come again soon --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/there-is-no-gravity-earth.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-2959800043893849396Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:58:00 +00002010-03-17T14:58:54.925ZGod creates men, but they choose each other.-- Niccolo Machiavelli <!-- Thanks for visiting - read more and keep visiting - we like it when you drop in. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/god-creates-men-but-they-choose.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-9086961941060273348Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:58:00 +00002010-03-17T12:58:54.461ZIf you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.-- Malcolm Forbes <!-- I appreciate your visit, I don't get many hits so if you could link to me you would make my day --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/if-you-dont-know-what-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-3571423583770318041Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:58:00 +00002010-03-17T10:58:54.861ZThe sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld <!-- There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/sort-of-liveliness-which-increases.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-3524918329154585554Wed, 17 Mar 2010 08:58:00 +00002010-03-17T08:58:55.253ZAll Faith is false, all Faith is true:-- <!-- Like that? Then see Optical Illusions - amazing and astounding --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/all-faith-is-false-all-faith.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-8046898121823717973Wed, 17 Mar 2010 06:58:00 +00002010-03-17T06:58:53.865ZMAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.-- Ambrose Bierce <!-- Hope you liked that - now visit Alfie Cam - for live webcam fun. --> http://quote.kitt.net/2010/03/mayonnaise-n-one-of-sauces.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Chris)0