tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-358128312010-03-20T10:58:54.537ZA collection of the best and most witty quotations in the world. I hope you enjoy my collection. Please bookmark this page and check back soon as it is updated every other hour! Subscribe for more fun!Chrisnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5000125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-77906682526075876732010-03-20T10:58:00.001Z2010-03-20T10:58:54.577Z

There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.-- Homer <!-- view the work of Christopher Howarth at his photo gallery -->

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There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.-- James Russell Lowell <!-- Liked that? Now you can shoot over to Penny Cam - for chatty fun. -->

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I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.-- Tom Lehrer <!-- I like to get hits on my sites, I don't get many visitors so if you could link to me you would really help -->

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A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.-- James Beard <!-- Very funny site with loads of jokes from funny comic geniuses Comedian Quotes and Jokes -->

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Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.-- Aristotle <!-- Are you a hypochondriac then find our what you have at the Illness of the day Blog -->

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In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.-- Dorothea Dix <!-- There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet -->

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Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.-- Oscar Wilde <!-- This is cool - IDIOTS - a site which celebrates the world of stupidity -->

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For the wages of sin is death.-- Bible <!-- great to see you (my fav visitor) come again soon -->

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Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.-- Lois McMaster Bujold <!-- Want a bit more fun, this is the best blog I have read in ages, it lists sites that generate things, check it out: The Generator Blog -->

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To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to attain in the art of conversation.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld <!-- Celebrity Gossip, chat, news, photos and stuff that will make you jaw drop all at - The Bandwagon Blog -->

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We are advertis'd by our loving friends.-- William Shakespeare <!-- There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet -->

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Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose.-- Jeff Mallett <!-- Hear your IP address spoken to you! Speak My IP . com -->

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An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.-- Dylan Thomas <!-- Enjoy this? Then maybe you want to read the ravings of someone who REALLY hates TV adverts -->

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I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.-- Woody Allen <!-- The sport of kings - learn more about archery techniques at archery.kitt.net -->

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WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as humane as is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh.-- Ambrose_Bierce/" <!-- Visit the link to see Photos of Celebrities that they don't want you to see -->

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Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon-- Bible <!-- George Dubya Bush - stoopidest man alive - read some of his bushisms here and judge for yourself -->

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The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.-- Robert Fulghum <!-- This is an interesting site I found about an independent councilor trying to get votes in North Cornwall (Newquay) - it highlights the

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A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas Adams <!-- This will grab your attention Lateral Thinking Puzzles - very taxing. -->

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The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go.-- Havelock Ellis <!-- Witty and intelligent quotations from the world's most clever clogs - The Quote Blog -->

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When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.-- Anthony Burgess <!-- If you have read this post you need to link to me on your webspace - not doing so will result in a series of 3 unfortunate events, by linking to me you earn 3 fortunate events - your choice :) -->

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If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some; for he that goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing.-- Benjamin Franklin <!-- Short and not so sweet - The 1 minute movie reviews -->

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Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith but in doubt. It is when we are unsure that we are doubly sure.-- Reinhold Niebuhr <!-- Want a bit more fun, this is the best blog I have read in ages, it lists sites that generate things, check it out: The Generator Blog -->

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Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.-- Anonymous <!-- This will grab your attention Lateral Thinking Puzzles - very taxing. -->

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Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.-- Sir Arthur Helps <!-- Short and not so sweet - The 1 minute movie reviews -->

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[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.-- Dan Quayle <!-- Click to see some cute sausage (weiner) dog gallery the dachshund blog -->

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