tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-358128312010-02-09T12:58:54.544ZA collection of the best and most witty quotations in the world. I hope you enjoy my collection. Please bookmark this page and check back soon as it is updated every other hour! Subscribe for more fun!Chrisnoreply@blogger.comBlogger5000125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35812831.post-67211033553655534452010-02-09T12:58:00.001Z2010-02-09T12:58:54.653Z

I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.-- Victor Borge <!-- Alfie Lee - fashion victim - read about this world here - alfie.kitt.net -->

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Who made the world I cannot tell;-- <!-- Are you interested in rayguns then have a look at the Toy Space Gun WIKI -->

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Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.-- J. R. R. Tolkien <!-- Want a bit more fun, this is the best blog I have read in ages, it lists sites that generate things, check it out: The Generator Blog -->

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No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence.-- Woodrow Wilson <!-- George Dubya Bush - stoopidest man alive - read some of his bushisms here and judge for yourself -->

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Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.-- Oscar Wilde <!-- Like that? Then see Optical Illusions - amazing and astounding -->

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Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.-- <!-- Looking for a good idea for a movie - look at the Film Plot Generator - you will laugh your arse off. -->

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A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. A viler evil than to throw a man into a sacrificial furnace, is to demand that he leap in, of his own will, and that he build the furnace, besides.-- Ayn Rand <!-- Add me to your favourites list and check back - I am always updating this site. -->

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REFUGE, n. Anything assuring protection to one in peril. Moses and Joshua provided six cities of refuge -- Bezer, Golan, Ramoth, Kadesh, Schekem and Hebron -- to which one who had taken life inadvertently could flee when hunted by relatives of the deceased. This admirable expedient supplied him with wholesome exercise and enabled them to enjoy the pleasures of the chase; whereby the soul of the

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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery <!-- Ever wonder why seeing 2 magpies if good luck and 1 is bad - then read more at The Superstition, Myth and Omen Site -->

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The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head.-- Jean Cocteau <!-- Want to get more visits to your site - then affliate yourself with this top domain by linking to it from your site - watch the hits roll in. -->

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Death is not the worst than can happen to men.-- Plato <!-- Short and not so sweet - The 1 minute movie reviews -->

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Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.-- G. K. Chesterton <!-- The sport of kings - learn more about archery techniques at archery.kitt.net -->

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There is only one you... Don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered!-- Charles Swindoll <!-- The sport of kings - learn more about archery techniques at archery.kitt.net -->

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When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld <!-- This is cool - IDIOTS - a site which celebrates the world of stupidity -->

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How should they answer?-- Unknown (can you tell me?) <!-- Stylish and amazing Concept car gallery check in on it now -->

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There's always farther to go and more to do and mountains to climb; that's what I look forward to.-- Jennifer Aniston <!-- Did you like that? Then maybe you will like the Ghost in the Picture - it is a mystery that will astound you. -->

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The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven.-- Emanuel Swedenborg <!-- Want to read some ranting nonsense - then this is very weird The Goodyear Blog -->

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What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve:-- Robert_Herrick/" <!-- I stumbled on this site and visit everyday now - Video of the Day -->

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What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know:-- <!-- Very interesting - Grandparenting for Dummies - journey into the world of grandparenthood -->

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The speed of the boss is the speed of the team-- Lee Iacocca <!-- great to see you (my fav visitor) come again soon -->

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The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.-- Albert Einstein <!-- See the best of the best photos online - in the flickr hall of fame -->

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The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.-- David Richerby <!-- Click for dieting tips from a fat bastard - Pie Eater Blog -->

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It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.-- Colette <!-- News, reviews and cheats for the PS3 -->

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I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?-- Matt Groening <!-- This is an interesting blog from a blogger in the south west of england (I think) also I like the "father ted" title - Fup Off Planet -->

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Elegance is refusal.-- Coco Chanel <!-- This is cool - IDIOTS - a site which celebrates the world of stupidity -->

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