Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  A single fact can spoil a....
A single fact can spoil a good argument.-- Anonymous

 
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  Money, which represents the prose of....
Money, which represents the prose of life, and which is hardly spoken of in parlors without an apology, is, in its effects and laws, as beautiful as roses.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Success is following the pattern of....
Success is following the pattern of life one enjoys most.-- Al Capp

 
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  Morality is herd instinct in the....
Morality is herd instinct in the individual.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  [The body is] a marvelous machine...a....
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!-- Theodor Herzl

 
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  In this world of sin and....
In this world of sin and sorrow, there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice that I am not a Republican.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The giving of riches and honors....
The giving of riches and honors to a wicked man is like giving strong wine to him that hath a fever.-- Plutarch

 
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  There are no shortcuts to any....
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  This is the true joy in....
This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Now, now my good man, this....
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies. -- Voltaire

 
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  Childhood has no forebodings, but then,....
Childhood has no forebodings, but then, it is soothed by no memories of outlived sorrow.-- George Eliot

 
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  He mobilized the English language and....
He mobilized the English language and sent it into battle to steady his fellow countrymen and hearten those Europeans upon whom the long dark night of tyranny had descended.-- Edward R. Murrow

 
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  Ridicule is generally made use of....
Ridicule is generally made use of to laugh men out of virtue and good sense, by attacking everything praiseworthy in human life.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  The really potent part of love....
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.-- Martha Beck

 
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  We are here to change the....
We are here to change the world with small acts of thoughtfulness done daily rather than with one great breakthrough.-- Rabbi Harold Kushner

 
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  Gather up the fragments that remain,....
Gather up the fragments that remain, that nothing be lost.-- Bible

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  An artist does not fake reality--he....
An artist does not fake reality--he *stylizes* it.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  This is the true joy in....
This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Happiness often sneaks in through a....
Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.-- John Barrymore

 
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  Poor is the man who does....
Poor is the man who does not know his own intrinsic worth and tends to measure everything by relative value. A man of financial wealth who values himself by his financial net worth is poorer than a poor man who values himself by his intrinsic self worth.-- Sidney Madwed

 
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  He who comes first, eats first.....
He who comes first, eats first. [Familiar as: First come first served.]-- Eike von Repkow

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  The end result of kindness is....
The end result of kindness is that it draws people to you.-- Anita Roddick

 
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  For the truth of the conclusions....
For the truth of the conclusions of physical science, observation is the supreme Court of Appeal. It does not follow that every item which we confidently accept as physical knowledge has actually been certified by the Court; our confidence is that it would be certified by the Court if it were submitted. But it does follow that every item of physical knowledge is of a form which might be submitted to the Court. It must be such that we can specify (although it may be impracticable to carry out) an observational procedure which would decide whether it is true or not. Clearly a statement cannot be tested by observation unless it is an assertion about the results of observation. Every item of physical knowledge must therefore be an assertion of what has been or would be the result of carrying out a specified observational procedure.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

 
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  Ask, and it shall be given....
Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you.-- Bible

 
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  We turn not older with years,....
We turn not older with years, but newer every day.-- Emily Dickinson

 
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  A conscience is what hurts when....
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.-- Anonymous

 
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  Designing your product for monetization first,....
Designing your product for monetization first, and people second will probably leave you with neither.-- Tara Hunt

 
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  I can remember the first time....
I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep. Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how." She said, "It's real easy. Just go down to the end of tired and hang a left." So I went down to the end of tired, and just out of curiosity I hung a right. My mother was there, and she said "I thought I told you to go to sleep."-- Steven Wright

 
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  For what do we live, but....
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?-- Jane Austen

 
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  I would rather have a mind....
I would rather have a mind opened by wonder than one closed by belief.-- Gerry Spence

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  [George Bush] has raised taxes on....
[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  I just bought a microwave fireplace.....
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes.-- Steven Wright

 
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  Experience is a good teacher, but....
Experience is a good teacher, but she send in terrific bills.-- Minna Thomas Antrim

 
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  The supreme accomplishment is to blur....
The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.-- Arnold Toynbee

 
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  Separate together in a bunch. [And....
Separate together in a bunch. [And don't] stand around so much in little bundles!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The young know how truly difficult....
The young know how truly difficult and dreadful youth can be. Their youth is wasted on everyone else, that's the horror. The young have no authority, no respect.-- Anne Rice

 
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  The least of learning is done....
The least of learning is done in the classrooms.-- Thomas Merton

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Vietnam is a jungle. You had....
Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  The male is a domestic animal....
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.-- Jilly Cooper

 
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  The spirit, the will to win,....
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  Greatness is more than potential. It....
Greatness is more than potential. It is the execution of that potential. Beyond the raw talent. You need the appropriate training. You need the discipline. You need the inspiration. You need the drive.-- Eric A. Burns

 
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  I believe that banking institutions are....
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  A girl phoned me the other....
A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.-- Rodney Dangerfield

 
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  Facing it, always facing it, that's....
Facing it, always facing it, that's the way to get through. Face it.-- Joseph Conrad

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The universal brotherhood of man is....
The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  We cross our bridges when we....
We cross our bridges when we come to them and burn them behind us, with nothing to show for our progress except a memory of the smell of smoke, and a presumption that once our eyes watered.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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  Greatness is not in were we....
Greatness is not in were we stand, but in what direction we are moving. We must sail sometimes with the wind, and somtimes agaisnt it - but sail we must. And not drift, nor lie at anchor. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  America is a mistake, a giant....
America is a mistake, a giant mistake.-- Sigmund Freud

 
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  Love isn't a decision. It's a....
Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

 
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  Let every nation know, whether it....
Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the survival and success of liberty.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  Honey is sweet but bees sting.--....
Honey is sweet but bees sting.-- French Proverb

 
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  Last night I dreamed I ate....
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.-- Tommy Cooper

 
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  Be ye angry, and sin not:....
Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath.-- Bible

 
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  A thing derided is a thing....
A thing derided is a thing dead; a laughing man is stronger than a suffering man.-- Gustave Flaubert

 
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  [Memory is] a man's real possession...In....
[Memory is] a man's real possession...In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.-- Alexander Smith

 
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  Nobody can tell you if what....
Nobody can tell you if what you're doing is good, meaningful or worthwhile. The more compelling the path, the more lonely it is.-- Hugh Macleod

 
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  We dance in a circle and....
We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows.-- Robert Frost

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  I love these little people; and....
I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us.-- Charles Dickens

 
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  I don't know why we are....
I don't know why we are here, but I'm pretty sure that it is not in order to enjoy ourselves.-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

 
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  Bore, n.: A person who talks....
Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  When truth is nothing but the....
When truth is nothing but the truth, its unnatural, it's an abstraction that resembles nothing in the real world. In nature there are always so many other irrelevant things mixed up with the essential truth.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  Complaining is good for you as....
Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about.-- Lynn Johnston

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Unless you are ambitious, you do....
Unless you are ambitious, you do not make progress.-- Tony Blair

 
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  You should have disagreements with your....
You should have disagreements with your leaders and your colleagues, but if it becomes immediately a question of questioning people's motives, and if immediately you decide that somebody who sees a whole new situation differently than you must be a bad person and somehow twisted inside, we are not going to get very far in forming a more perfect union.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  Blessed is the man that endureth....
Blessed is the man that endureth temptation: for when he is tried, he shall receive the crown of life.-- Bible

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Measure not the work until the....
Measure not the work until the day's out and the labor done.-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

 
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  I haven't spoken to my wife....
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.-- Rodney Dangerfield

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obsc ure writer at the

 
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  Artificial Intelligence is no match for....
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.-- Unknown

 
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  Remember, no matter where you go,....
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.-- Earl Mac Rauch

 
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  RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as....
RUBBISH, n. Worthless matter, such as the religions, philosophies, literatures, arts and sciences of the tribes infesting the regions lying due south from Boreaplas.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  This is the true joy in....
This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Tenderness and kindness are not signs....
Tenderness and kindness are not signs of weakness and despair, but manifestations of strength and resolutions.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  God gives to every man virtue,....
God gives to every man virtue, temper, and understanding.-- William Cooper

 
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  When I was young I had....
When I was young I had an elderly friend who used often to ask me to stay with him in the country. He was a religious man and he read prayers to the assembled household every morning. But he had crossed out in pencil all the passages that praised God. He said that there was nothing so vulgar as to praise people to their faces and, himself a gentleman, he could not believe that God was so ungentlemanly as to like it.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  Joy is not in things; it....
Joy is not in things; it is in us.-- Richard Wagner

 
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  No man has a good enough....
No man has a good enough memory to make a successful liar.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  Nothing feebler than a man does....
Nothing feebler than a man does the earth raise up, of all the things which breathe and move on the earth, for he believes that he will never suffer evil in the future, as long as the gods give him success and he flourishes in his strength; but when the blessed gods bring sorrows too to pass, even these he bears, against his will, with steadfast spirit, for the thoughts of earthly men are like the day which the father of gods and men brings upon them.-- Homer

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  Fight for your opinions, but do....
Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth, or the only truth.-- Charles A. Dana

 
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  I am here and you will....
I am here and you will know that I am the best and will hear me.-- Leontyne Price

 
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  But what is happiness except the....
But what is happiness except the simple harmony between a man and the life he leads.-- Albert Camus

 
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  I will not allow yesterday's success....
I will not allow yesterday's success to lull me into today's complacency, for this is the great foundation of failure.-- Og Mandino

 
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  One must be a god to....
One must be a god to be able to tell successes from failures without making a mistake.-- Anton Chekhov

 
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  The only "ism" Hollywood believes in....
The only "ism" Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.-- Dorothy Parker

 
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  Education is what you get from....
Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get from not reading it.-- Unknown

 
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  It is [the] belief in absolutes,....
It is [the] belief in absolutes, I would hazard, that is the great enemy today of the life of the mind. This may seem a rash proposition. The fashion of the time is to denounce relativism as the root of all evil. But history suggests that the damage done to humanity by the relativist is far less than the damage done by the absolutist - by the fellow who, as Mr. Dooley once put it, "does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He only knew th' facts in th' case."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  If something is too hard to....
If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.-- Matt Groening

 
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  He only profits from praise who....
He only profits from praise who values criticism.-- Heinrich Heine

 
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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  Posterity is as likely to be....
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.-- Heywood Broun

 
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  A law is something which must....
A law is something which must have a moral basis, so that there is an inner compelling force for every citizen to obey.-- Chaim Weizmann

 
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  They are so damn 'intellectual' and....
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  This is the most unprofessional production....
This is the most unprofessional production I've ever worked on! Nobody knows where they're going, or what they're doing, except, of course, for *ME*-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  That is not dead which can....
That is not dead which can eternal lie -- HP Lovecraft

 
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  Always seek out the seed of....
Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.-- Og Mandino

 
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  It is hard to have patience....
It is hard to have patience with people who say "There is no death" or "Death doesn't matter." There is death. And whatever is matters. And whatever happens has consequences, and it and they are irrevocable and irreversible. You might as well say that birth doesn't matter.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  Do you want me to tell....
Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it. It really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everything for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.-- Erica Jong

 
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  A self that is only differentiated....
A self that is only differentiated - not integrated - may attain great individual accomplishments, but risks being mired in self-centered egotism. By the same token, a person who self is based exclusively on integration will be well connected and secure, but lack autonomous individuality. Only when a person invests equal amounts of psychic energy in these two processes and avoids both selfishness and conformity is the self likely to relect complexity.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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  The price of wisdom is above-rubies.--....
The price of wisdom is above-rubies.-- Bible

 
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  Women with pasts interest men... they....
Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.-- Mae West

 
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  You believe that there is one....
You believe that there is one God. Good! Even the demons believe that - and shudder.-- Bible

 
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  America is not merely a nation....
America is not merely a nation but a nation of nations.-- Lyndon B. Johnson

 
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  The strength of the United States....
The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people.-- Claiborne Pell

 
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  An artist does not fake reality--he....
An artist does not fake reality--he *stylizes* it.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Physics is the science of all....
Physics is the science of all the tremendously powerful invisibilities - of magnetism, electricity, gravity, light, sound, cosmic rays. Physics is the science of the mysteries of the universe. How could anyone think it dull?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Life is just a quick succession....
Life is just a quick succession of busy nothings.-- Jane Austen

 
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  Alas! While the speculative honourable professor....
Alas! While the speculative honourable professor explains the entire existence has he in distraction forgotten his own name, that he is a man, purely and simply a man, not a fantastic 3-- Søren Kierkegaard

 
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  That's one small step for [a]....
That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.-- Neil Armstrong

 
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  Truth, in matters of religion, is....
Truth, in matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Give away all you like, but....
Give away all you like, but keep your bills and your temper.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  It's hard to decide if TV....
It's hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with.-- Martin Mull

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Don't break your shin on a....
Don't break your shin on a stool that is not in your way.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  They have been at a great....
They have been at a great feast of languages, and stolen the scraps.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The essence of all jokes, of....
The essence of all jokes, of all comedy, seems to be an honest or well intended halfness; a non performance of that which is pretended to be performed, at the same time that one is giving loud pledges of performance. The balking of the intellect, is comedy and it announces itself in the pleasant spasms we call laughter.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  We must remember that any oppression,....
We must remember that any oppression, any injustice, any hatred, is a wedge designed to attack our civilization.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  Seeing a murder on television... can....
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.-- Alfred Hitchcock

 
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  ABRACADABRA. By _Abracadabra_ we signify-- In....
ABRACADABRA. By _Abracadabra_ we signify-- In a cave on a mountain side.

 
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  No act terminating in itself constitutes....
No act terminating in itself constitutes greatness.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  Every day we do things, we....
Every day we do things, we are things that have to do with peace. If we are aware of our life..., our way of looking at things, we will know how to make peace right in the moment, we are alive.-- Thich Nhat Hanh

 
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  Popularity? It is glory's small change.--....
Popularity? It is glory's small change.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  One of the great mistakes that....
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and....
WITCH, n. (1) Any ugly and repulsive old woman, in a wicked league with the devil. (2) A beautiful and attractive young woman, in wickedness a league beyond the devil.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  This is the true joy in....
This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  It's the same each time with....
It's the same each time with progress. First they ignore you, then they say you're mad, then dangerous, then there's a pause and then you can't find anyone who disagrees with you.-- Tony Benn

 
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  I pray thee cease thy counsel,--....
I pray thee cease thy counsel,--

 
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  Middle age is when you still....
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.-- Bob Hope

 
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  Mid pleasures and palaces though we....
Mid pleasures and palaces though we may roam, -- John_Howard_Payne/"

 
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  Pray you now, forget and forgive.--....
Pray you now, forget and forgive.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Retribution often means that we eventually....
Retribution often means that we eventually do to ourselves what we have done unto others.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  He who asks is a fool....
He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever.-- Chinese proverb

 
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  That's one small step for [a]....
That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.-- Neil Armstrong

 
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  To live is to function. That....
To live is to function. That is all there is in living.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.-- Neil Armstrong

 
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  I thought about how mothers feed....
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?-- George Carlin

 
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  Man have to have friends even....
Man have to have friends even in hell.-- Miguel de Cervantes

 
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  [Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political....
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.-- Pat Robertson

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  All these years I've been feeling....
All these years I've been feeling like I was growing into myself. Finally, I feel grown.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  There is no salvation in becoming....
There is no salvation in becoming adapted to a world which is crazy.-- Henry Miller

 
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  Extensive traveling induces a feeling of....
Extensive traveling induces a feeling of encapsulation, and travel, so broadening at first, contracts the mind.-- Paul Theroux

 
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  Give me the children until they....
Give me the children until they are seven and anyone may have them afterwards.-- St. Francis Xavier

 
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  When a friend is in trouble,....
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.-- Edgar Watson Howe

 
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  It was no wonder that people....
It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children.-- Kingsley Amis

 
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  Life is like an ice-cream cone,....
Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.-- Charles M. Schulz

 
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  I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven....
I'm struck by the insidious, computer-driven tendency to take things out of the domain of muscular activity and put them into the domain of mental activity. The transfer is not paying off. Sure, muscles are unreliable, but they represent several million years of accumulated finesse.-- Brian Eno

 
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  True strength lies in gentleness.-- Irish....
True strength lies in gentleness.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  Confusion is a word we have....
Confusion is a word we have invented for an order which is not understood.-- Henry Miller

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  Illusion is the first of all....
Illusion is the first of all pleasures.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Far from idleness being the root....
Far from idleness being the root of all evil, it is rather the only true good.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  I believe more in the scissors....
I believe more in the scissors than I do in the pencil.-- Truman Capote

 
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  Strip away the phony tinsel of....
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you find the real tinsel underneath.-- Oscar Levant

 
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  We desire nothing so much as....
We desire nothing so much as what we ought not to have.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  If thou desire to purchase honor....
If thou desire to purchase honor with thy wealth, consider first how that wealth became thine; if thy labor got it, let thy wisdom keep it; if oppression found it, let repentance restore it; if thy parent left it, let thy virtues deserve it; so shall thy honor be safer, better and cheaper.-- Francis Quarles

 
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  I believe that [everyone] is the....
I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  It is not enough to have....
It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.-- Rene Descartes

 
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  I am among those who think....
I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.-- Marie Curie

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain....
[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern....
ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  MAGNITUDE, n. Size. Magnitude being purely....
MAGNITUDE, n. Size. Magnitude being purely relative, nothing is large and nothing small. If everything in the universe were increased in bulk one thousand diameters nothing would be any larger than it was before, but if one thing remain unchanged all the others would be larger than they had been. To an understanding familiar with the relativity of magnitude and distance the spaces and masses of the astronomer would be no more impressive than those of the microscopist. For anything we know to the contrary, the visible universe may be a small part of an atom, with its component ions, floating in the life- fluid (luminiferous ether) of some animal. Possibly the wee creatures peopling the corpuscles of our own blood are overcome with the proper emotion when contemplating the unthinkable distance from one of these to another.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  CONDOLE, v.i. To show that bereavement....
CONDOLE, v.i. To show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  We often forgive those who bore....
We often forgive those who bore us, but we cannot forgive those whom we bore.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  Every theory of love, from Plato....
Every theory of love, from Plato down, teaches that each individual loves in the other sex what he lacks in himself. -- G. Stanley Hall

 
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  For the first year of marriage....
For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal-- Woody Allen

 
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  If by the last quarter of....
If by the last quarter of the twentiesth century godliness wasn't next to something a little more interesting than cleanliness, it might be time to reevaluate our notions of godliness.-- Tom Robbins

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  Praise youth and it will prosper.--....
Praise youth and it will prosper.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  I look to the future because....
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.-- George Burns

 
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  Glamour, that trans-human aura or power....
Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the power to rearrange people's emotions, which, in effect, is the power to control one's environment.-- Arthur Miller

 
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  [Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom....
[Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern....
ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Art is the most intense form....
Art is the most intense form of individualism that the world has known.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Our faults irritate us most when....
Our faults irritate us most when we see them in others. -- Dutch Proverb

 
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  The optimist proclaims that we live....
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.-- James Branch Cabell

 
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  I should wish to see a....
I should wish to see a world in which education aimed at mental freedom rather than imprisoning the minds of the young in a rigid armor of dogma calculated to protect them though life against the shafts of impartial evidence.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Learn to be pleased with everything;....
Learn to be pleased with everything; with wealth, so far as it makes us beneficial to others; with poverty, for not having much to care for; and with obscurity, for being unenvied.-- Plutarch

 
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  Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try....
Joel: That's the movies, Ed. Try reality.-- Ellen_Herman/"

 
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  It's just human. We all have....
It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  Love is the life of humanity.--....
Love is the life of humanity.-- Emanuel Swedenborg

 
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  Render unto Caesar the things that....
Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's; and unto God the things that are God's; and unto human beings, what?-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  A multitude of words is no....
A multitude of words is no proof of a prudent mind.-- Thales

 
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  Living in L.A., everyone likes to....
Living in L.A., everyone likes to mold you and change you. I don't care about fame, I don't care about being a celebrity. I know that's part of the job, but I don't feed into anyone's idea of who I should be.-- Jessica Alba

 
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  The last time somebody said, 'I....
The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'-- Roy Blount Jr.

 
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  Words lead to deeds.... They prepare....
Words lead to deeds.... They prepare the soul, make it ready, and move it to tenderness.-- Unknown

 
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  It's not by amusing oneself that....
It's not by amusing oneself that one learns.-- Anatole France

 
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  Always try to do something for....
Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably surprised how things come your way - how many pleasing things are done for you.-- Claude M. Bristol

 
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  Without a rich heart, wealth is....
Without a rich heart, wealth is an ugly beggar.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  There is always something new out....
There is always something new out of Africa.-- Pliny the Elder

 
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  Cleverness is like a lens with....
Cleverness is like a lens with a very sharp focus. Wisdom is more like a wide-angle lens.-- Edward de Bono

 
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  Make money, money, honestly if you....
Make money, money, honestly if you can;-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC

 
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  The best way to have a....
The best way to have a good idea is to have lots of ideas. -- Linus Pauling

 
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  The spirit, the will to win,....
The spirit, the will to win, and the will to excel are the things that endure. These qualities are so much more important than the events that occur.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  To each his own.-- Cicero/" ....
To each his own.-- Cicero/"

 
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  I like a friend better for....
I like a friend better for having faults that one can talk about.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  Love goes toward love as schoolboys....
Love goes toward love as schoolboys from their books; but love from look, toward school with heavy looks.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  I don't care where I sit,....
I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.-- Calvin Trillin

 
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  If what I do prove well,....
If what I do prove well, it won't advance. -- Anne_Bradstreet/"

 
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  Make money, money, honestly if you....
Make money, money, honestly if you can;-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC

 
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  Heaven has no rage like love....
Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned,-- William_Congreve/"

 
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  There is always more spirit in....
There is always more spirit in attack than in defence.-- Titus Livius

 
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  If God is watching us, as....
If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotent being with the long view of history respond to those who visit the traveling exhibit of a grilled-cheese sandwich, sold on eBay, that is said to bear the image of the Virgin Mary? It certainly argues against intelligent design, or at least intelligent design in humans.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  The ancestor of every action is....
The ancestor of every action is a thought.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The man who views the world....
The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. -- Muhammad Ali

 
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  I love humanity, but I hate....
I love humanity, but I hate people.-- Edna St. Vincent Millay

 
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  When we don't know who to....
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.-- Chuck Palahniuk

 
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  A great preservative against angry and....
A great preservative against angry and mutinous thoughts, and all impatience and quarreling, is to have some great business and interest in your mind, which, like a sponge shall suck up your attention and keep you from brooding over what displeases you.-- Joseph Rickaby

 
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  We are what we repeatedly do.--....
We are what we repeatedly do.-- Aristotle

 
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  Man is the only animal whose....
Man is the only animal whose desires increase as they are fed; the only animal that is never satisfied.-- Henry George

 
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  "Nothing for preserving the body like....
"Nothing for preserving the body like having no heart."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man....
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  All slang is a metaphor, and....
All slang is a metaphor, and all metaphor is poetry.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  Man with all his noble qualities,....
Man with all his noble qualities, with sympathy which feels for the most debased, with benevolence which extends not only to other men but to the humblest living creature, with his god-like intellect which has penetrated into the movements and constitution of the solar system- with all these exalted powers- Man still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.-- Charles Darwin

 
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  RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of....
RITUALISM, n. A Dutch Garden of God where He may walk in rectilinear freedom, keeping off the grass.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  We cannot change anything unless we....
We cannot change anything unless we accept it. Condemnation does not liberate, it oppresses.-- Carl Jung

 
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  The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping....
The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'-- Shirley Chisholm

 
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Remember, if the time should come when you have to make a choice between what is right and what is easy.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  Mathematics may be defined as the....
Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  SANDLOTTER, n. A vertebrate mammal holding....
SANDLOTTER, n. A vertebrate mammal holding the political views of Denis Kearney, a notorious demagogue of San Francisco, whose audiences gathered in the open spaces (sandlots) of the town. True to the traditions of his species, this leader of the proletariat was finally bought off by his law-and-order enemies, living prosperously silent and dying impenitently rich. But before his treason he imposed upon California a constitution that was a confection of sin in a diction of solecisms. The similarity between the words "sandlotter" and "sansculotte" is problematically significant, but indubitably suggestive.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Time is but the stream I....
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. I drink at it; but while I drink, I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is. Its thin current slides away, but eternity remains. I would drink deeper; fish fill the sky, whose bottom is pebbly with stars. I cannot count one. I know not the first letter of the alphabet. I have always been regretting that I was not as wise as the day I was born.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Children are the hands by which....
Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  There smites nothing so sharp, nor....
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.-- William Langland

 
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  Books have the same enemies as....
Books have the same enemies as people: fire, humidity, animals, weather, and their own content.-- Paul Valery

 
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  Poor is the man whose pleasures....
Poor is the man whose pleasures depend on the permission of another.-- Madonna

 
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  Men have as exaggerated an idea....
Men have as exaggerated an idea of their rights as women have of their wrongs.-- Edgar Watson Howe

 
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  Eventually, all things merge into one,....
Eventually, all things merge into one, and a river runs through it. The river was cut by the world's great flood and runs over rocks from the basement of time. On some of the rocks are timeless raindrops. Under the rocks are the words, and some of the words are theirs. I am haunted by waters.-- Norman Maclean

 
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  A man's character is his fate.--....
A man's character is his fate.-- Heraclitus

 
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  One kind word can warm three....
One kind word can warm three winter months.-- Japanese proverb

 
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  We know truth, not only by....
We know truth, not only by reason, but also by the heart.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Diplomacy is the art of knowing....
Diplomacy is the art of knowing what not to say.-- Matthew Trump

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  The greatest happiness of life it....
The greatest happiness of life it the conviction that we are loved -- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  We will not have peace by....
We will not have peace by afterthought.-- Norman Cousins

 
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  NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to....
NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There is a fullness of all....
There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.-- Homer

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obscure writer at the

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I take it as a man's....
I take it as a man's duty to restrain himself.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  One thing nobody can do better....
One thing nobody can do better than you is be you.-- Elizabeth Moon

 
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  We cannot be sure that we....
We cannot be sure that we have something to live for unless we are ready to die for it.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  Be you in what line of....
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

 
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  I believe, and I say it....
I believe, and I say it is true Democratic feeling, that all the measures of the government are directed to the purpose of making the rich richer and the poor poorer.-- William Henry Harrison

 
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  The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.--....
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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CARNIVOROUS, adj. Addicted to the cruelty of devouring the timorous vegetarian, his heirs and assigns.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Moderation in all things.-- Terence ....
Moderation in all things.-- Terence

 
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  The happiest moments of my life....
The happiest moments of my life have a been the few which I have passed at home in the bosom of my family.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful....
BELLADONNA, n. In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There are 10^11 stars in the....
There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  Reading well is one of the....
Reading well is one of the great pleasures that solitude can afford you.-- Harold Bloom

 
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  I told my psychiatrist that everyone....
I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.-- Rodney Dangerfield

 
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  To give money is an easy....
To give money is an easy matter and in any man's power. But to decide to whom to give it, and how large and when, and for what purpose and how, is neither in everyman's power nor an easy matter.-- Aristotle

 
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  Drawing is the honesty of the....
Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad.-- Salvador Dali

 
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  I have learned over the years....
I have learned over the years that when one's mind is made up, this diminishes fear; knowing what must be done does away with fear.-- Rosa Parks

 
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  One's real life is often the....
One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  One of the best rules in....
One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which any of the company can reasonably wish had been left unsaid.-- Jonathan Swift

 
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  Every man is the builder of....
Every man is the builder of a temple called his body.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Women upset everything. When you let....
Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Share everything. Don't take things that....
Share everything. Don't take things that aren't yours. Put things back where you found them.-- Robert Fulghum

 
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  A book is a mirror; if....
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  He who is carried on another's....
He who is carried on another's back does not appreciate how far off the town is. -- African Proverb

 
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Whenever you take a step forward you are bound to disturb something. You disturb the air as you go forward, you disturb the dust, the ground.-- Indira Gandhi

 
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  Astronomy compels the soul to look....
Astronomy compels the soul to look upwards and leads us from this world to another.-- Plato

 
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  Eliminate something superfluous from your life.....
Eliminate something superfluous from your life. Break a habit. Do something that makes you feel insecure.-- Piero Ferrucci

 
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  PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon....
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Radio is a bag of mediocrity....
Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.-- Fred Allen

 
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  An artist does not fake reality--he....
An artist does not fake reality--he *stylizes* it.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a....
REPLICA, n. A reproduction of a work of art, by the artist that made the original. It is so called to distinguish it from a "copy," which is made by another artist. When the two are mae with equal skill the replica is the more valuable, for it is supposed to be more beautiful than it looks.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Even on the most exalted throne....
Even on the most exalted throne in the world we are only sitting on our own bottom.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  The really potent part of love....
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.-- Martha Beck

 
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  According to classical aerodynamics, it is....
According to classical aerodynamics, it is impossible for a bumblebee to fly.-- Doctor Who

 
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  Knowing that there is worse pain....
Knowing that there is worse pain doesn't make present pain hurt any less.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  [End of diatribe. We now return....
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  MEERSCHAUM, n. (Literally, seafoam, and by....
MEERSCHAUM, n. (Literally, seafoam, and by many erroneously supposed to be made of it.) A fine white clay, which for convenience in coloring it brown is made into tobacco pipes and smoked by the workmen engaged in that industry. The purpose of coloring it has not been disclosed by the manufacturers.-- "He's gone afar, he'll come no more,"

 
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  If I had to choose between....
If I had to choose between betraying my country and betraying my friend, I hope I should have the guts to betray my country.-- E. M. Forster

 
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  I came upstairs into the world;....
I came upstairs into the world; for I was born in a cellar.-- William Congreve

 
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  If men want to oppose war,....
If men want to oppose war, it is *statism* that they must oppose.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Excessive literary production is a social....
Excessive literary production is a social offense.-- George Eliot

 
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  At any rate, I am convinced....
At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  A lot of companies have chosen....
A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  The true meaning of religion is....
The true meaning of religion is thus not simply morality, but morality touched by emotion.-- Matthew Arnold

 
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  Read, every day, something no one....
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else would be silly enough to do. It is bad for the mind to be always part of unanimity.-- Christopher Morley

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  Great spirits have always encountered violent....
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in....
Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in der sich eine Kultur ueber ihre Vergangenheit Rechenschaft gibt. [transl.:] History is the mental-- Johan Huizinga

 
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  No act of kindness, no matter....
No act of kindness, no matter how small, is wasted.-- Aesop

 
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  OUTCOME, n. A particular type of....
OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in an exception a proof of the rule the wisdom of an act is judged by the outcome, the result. This is immortal nonsense; the wisdom of an act is to be juded by the light that the doer had when he performed it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I've been on a calender, but....
I've been on a calender, but never on time.-- Marilyn Monroe

 
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  Make money, money, honestly if you....
Make money, money, honestly if you can;-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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It's a wonder I haven't abandoned all my ideals, they seem so absurd and impractical. Yet I cling to them because I still believe, in spite of everything, that people are truly good at heart.-- Anne Frank

 
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Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, 'Certainly I can!' Then get busy and find out how to do it.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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