Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  He who is not very strong....
He who is not very strong in memory should not meddle with lying.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Music gives a soul to the....
Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, gaiety and life to everything. It is the essence of order, and leads to all that is god, just, and beautiful, of which it is the invisible, but never less, dazzaling, passionate, and eternal form.-- Plato

 
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  Give a man a fire and....
Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  I listen to feminists and all....
I listen to feminists and all these radical gals - most of them are failures. They've blown it. Some of them have been married, but they married some Casper Milquetoast who asked permission to go to the bathroom. These women just need a man in the house. That's all they need. Most of the feminists need a man to tell them what time of day it is and to lead them home. And they blew it and they're mad at all men. Feminists hate men. They're sexist. They hate men - that's their problem.-- Jerry Falwell

 
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  Every time you suppress some part....
Every time you suppress some part of yourself or allow others to play you small, you are in essence ignoring the owner's manual your creator gave you and destroying your design.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  You have to learn that if....
You have to learn that if you start making sure you feel good, everything will be okay.-- Ruben Studdard

 
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  A morning-glory at my window satisfies....
A morning-glory at my window satisfies me more than the metaphysics of books.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation.....
FLY-SPECK, n. The prototype of punctuation. It is observed by Garvinus that the systems of punctuation in use by the various literary nations depended originally upon the social habits and general diet of the flies infesting the several countries. These creatures, which have always been distinguished for a neighborly and companionable familiarity with authors, liberally or niggardly embellish the manuscripts in process of growth under the pen, according to their bodily habit, bringing out the sense of the work by a species of interpretation superior to, and independent of, the writer's powers. The "old masters" of literature -- that is to say, the early writers whose work is so esteemed by later scribes and critics in the same language -- never punctuated at all, but worked right along free-handed, without that abruption of the thought which comes from the use of points. (We observe the same thing in children to-day, whose usage in this particular is a striking and beautiful instance

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  Travel only with thy equals or....
Travel only with thy equals or thy betters; if there are none, travel alone.-- The Dhammapada

 
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  The most difficult character in comedy....
The most difficult character in comedy is that of a fool, and he must be no simpleton who plays the part.-- Miguel de Cervantes

 
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  Every advantage in the past is....
Every advantage in the past is judged in the light of the final issue.-- Demosthenes

 
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  [S]he refused to be bored chiefly....
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

 
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  I think there is a law....
I think there is a law of equity in these disputes. When one party is clearly wrong, it will eventually give way... They had no business putting those missiles in and lying to me about it. They were in the wrong and knew it. So, when we stood firm, they had to back down. But this doesn't mean at all that they would back down when they felt they were in the right and had vital interests involved.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  There is nothing wrong with sobriety....
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.-- John Ciardi

 
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  Mind is the great lever of....
Mind is the great lever of all things.-- Daniel Webster

 
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  Now, I say to you today....
Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.'-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  By learning you will teach; by....
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.-- Latin Proverb

 
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  I'm a man of the world,....
I'm a man of the world, Andy. Why, I've even been to Raleigh!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I expect to pass through this....
I expect to pass through this world but once; any good thing therefore that I can do, or any kindness that I can show to any fellow creature, let me do it now; let me not defer or neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.-- Ettiene De Grellet

 
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  There's no correlation between creativity and....
There's no correlation between creativity and equipment ownership. None. Zilch. Nada. Actually, as the artist gets more into his thing, and as he gets more successful, his number of tools tends to go down. He knows what works for him. Expending mental energy on stuff wastes time.-- Hugh Macleod

 
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  MOLECULE, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit....
MOLECULE, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. It is distinguished from the corpuscle, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter, by a closer resemblance to the atom, also the ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. Three great scientific theories of the structure of the universe are the molecular, the corpuscular and the atomic. A fourth affirms, with Haeckel, the condensation of precipitation of matter from ether -- whose existence is proved by the condensation of precipitation. The present trend of scientific thought is toward the theory of ions. The ion differs from the molecule, the corpuscle and the atom in that it is an ion. A fifth theory is held by idiots, but it is doubtful if they know any more about the matter than the others.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There is no revenge so complete....
There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness.-- Josh Billings

 
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  I hate life, I hate death....
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn't interest me.-- Chris Rapier

 
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  The more I see of men,....
The more I see of men, the better I like dogs.-- Madame de Stael

 
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  It will, I believe, be everywhere....
It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are not what they ought to be, so are the rest of the nation.-- Jane Austen

 
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  Imagination helps bring out the realism....
Imagination helps bring out the realism of every detail and only sees the beauties of the work.-- Honore De Balzac

 
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  Do not turn back when you....
Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  If you're going to do something....
If you're going to do something wrong, at least enjoy it.-- Leo Rosten

 
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  You can't fight in here....this is....
You can't fight in here....this is the War Room!!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  He who cherishes the values of....
He who cherishes the values of culture cannot fail to be a pacifist.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  When you play, play hard; when....
When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  Our life is frittered away by....
Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Most powerful is he who has....
Most powerful is he who has himself in his power.-- Seneca

 
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  To be nobody but yourself in....
To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best day and night to make you like everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting.-- e e cummings

 
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  Fatigue makes cowards of us all.--....
Fatigue makes cowards of us all.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  I don't trust him. We're friends.--....
I don't trust him. We're friends.-- Bertolt Brecht

 
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  My philosophy is that not only....
My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The farther behind I leave the....
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my own character.-- Isabelle Eberhardt

 
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  I believe it to be true....
I believe it to be true that dreams are the true interpreters of our inclinations; but there is art required to sort and understand them.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  Do not worry about your difficulties....
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Consider the lilies of the field,....
Consider the lilies of the field, how they grow; they toil not, neither do they spin.-- Bible

 
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  No country can be described as....
No country can be described as free- but each has different degrees of bondage.-- Agatha Christie

 
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  Hope is itself a species of....
Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  What you risk reveals what you....
What you risk reveals what you value.-- Jeanette Winterson

 
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  The only way most people recognize....
The only way most people recognize their limits is by trespassing on them.-- Tom Morris

 
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  DRAMATIST, n. One who adapts plays....
DRAMATIST, n. One who adapts plays from the French.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective....
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  If a man knows the law,....
If a man knows the law, find out, though he live in a pine shanty, and resort to him. And if a man can pipe or sing, so as to wrap the imprisoned soul in an elysium; or can paint a landscape, and convey into souls and ochres all the enchantments of Spring or Autumn; or can liberate and intoxicate all people who hear him with delicious songs and verses; it is certain that the secret cannot be kept; the first witness tells it to a second, and men go by fives and tens and fifties to his doors.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The mind is its own place,....
The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.-- John Milton

 
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  When I despair, I remember that....
When I despair, I remember that all through history the ways of truth and love have always won. There have been tyrants, and murderers, and for a time they can seem invincible, but in the end they always fall. Think of it – always.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  Thank goodness you're a failure-- it's....
Thank goodness you're a failure-- it's why I so distinguish you! Anything else to-day is too hideous. Look about you--look at the successes. Would you BE one, on your honour?-- Henry James

 
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  If at first you don't succeed,....
If at first you don't succeed, why go on and make a fool of yourself?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  If you are out there, you....
If you are out there, you have fans. You have a champion. Organize these champions. You probably know who your best customers are. Make them a star on your site. Make those people your superheroes.-- Jamison Stafford

 
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  When a thing has been said....
When a thing has been said and well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.-- Anatole France

 
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  Beauty without grace is the hook....
Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I have witnessed the softening of....
I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.-- Goldie Hawn

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  In comparing various authors with one....
In comparing various authors with one another, I have discovered that some of the gravest and latest writers have transcribed, word for word, from former works, without making acknowledgment.-- Pliny the Elder

 
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  ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern....
ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Buy on the rumor; sell on....
Buy on the rumor; sell on the news.-- Wall Street Proverb

 
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  Every year, if not every day,....
Every year, if not every day, we have to wager our salvation upon some prophecy based upon imperfect knowledge.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  I was always looking outside myself....
I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence, but it comes from within. It is there all the time.-- Anna Freud

 
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  I can accept anthing, except what....
I can accept anthing, except what seems to be the easiest for most people: the half-way, the almost, the just-about, the in-between.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  A scrupulous writer, in every sentence....
A scrupulous writer, in every sentence that he writes, will ask himself at least four questions, thus: 1. What am I trying to say? 2. What words will express it? 3. What image or idiom will make it clearer? 4. Is this image fresh enough to have an effect?-- George Orwell

 
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  PIGMY, n. One of a tribe....
PIGMY, n. One of a tribe of very small men found by ancient travelers in many parts of the world, but by modern in Central Africa only. The Pigmies are so called to distinguish them from the bulkier Caucasians -- who are Hogmies.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  BACK, n. That part of your....
BACK, n. That part of your friend which it is your privilege to contemplate in your adversity.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  This may sound too simple, but....
This may sound too simple, but is great in consequence. Until one is committed, there is hesitancy, the chance to draw back, always ineffectiveness. Concerning all acts of initiative (and creation), there is one elementary truth the ignorance of which kills countless ideas and splendid plans: that the moment one definitely commits oneself, then providence moves too. A whole stream of events issues from the decision, raising in one's favor all manner of unforeseen incidents, meetings and material assistance, which no  man could have dreamt would have come his way."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  A problem well stated is a....
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.-- Charles F. Kettering

 
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  DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars....
DISCRIMINATE, v.i. To note the particulars in which one person or thing is, if possible, more objectionable than another.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  Man is the best computer we....
Man is the best computer we can put aboard a spacecraft... and the only one that can be mass produced with unskilled labor.-- Wernher von Braun

 
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  Humans are not proud of their....
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  One of the simple but genuine....
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.-- Kin Hubbard

 
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  Humor is the first of the....
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.-- Virginia Woolf

 
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  Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had....
Oscar Wilde: "I wish I had said that." Whistler: "You will, Oscar; you will.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I'm actually equal parts cynicism and....
I'm actually equal parts cynicism and apathy. I'm always willing to believe the worst as long as it doesn't take too much effort.-- Dennis Miller

 
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  It's not foresight or hindsight we....
It's not foresight or hindsight we need. We need sight, plain and simple. We need to see what is right in front of us.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  People who want to understand democracy....
People who want to understand democracy should spend less time in the library with Aristotle and more time on the buses and in the subway.-- Simeon Strunsky

 
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  No matter how much cats fight....
No matter how much cats fight there always seem to be plenty of Kittens.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  Humans have a knack for choosing....
Humans have a knack for choosing precisely the things that are worst for them.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  I have made this [letter] longer,....
I have made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in....
Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in der sich eine Kultur ueber ihre Vergangenheit Rechenschaft gibt. [transl.:] History is the mental-- Johan Huizinga

 
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  Ability is of little account without....
Ability is of little account without opportunity.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  There is no other way of....
There is no other way of guarding oneself against flattery than by letting men understand that they will not offend you by speaking the truth; but when everyone can tell you the truth, you lose their respect.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  Though I am grateful for the....
Though I am grateful for the blessings of wealth, it hasn't changed who I am. My feet are still on the ground. I'm just wearing better shoes.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Do not be wise in words....
Do not be wise in words - be wise in deeds.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  In peace there's nothing so becomes....
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Secret thoughts and open countenance will....
Secret thoughts and open countenance will go safely over the whole world.-- Scipione Alberti

 
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  Whatever you undertake, act with prudence,....
Whatever you undertake, act with prudence, and consider the consequences.-- Anonymous

 
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  A man after his own heart.--....
A man after his own heart.-- Bible

 
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  Loves conquers all things except poverty....
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.-- Mae West

 
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  There are scores of thousands of....
There are scores of thousands of human insects who are ready at a moment's notice to reveal the will of God on every possible subject.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  The very existence of flamethrowers proves....
The very existence of flamethrowers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."-- George Carlin

 
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  Funny is an attitude.-- Flip Wilson....
Funny is an attitude.-- Flip Wilson

 
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  One of the few good things....
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  Love is a snowmobile racing across....
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.--

 
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  Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers--....
Hierarchical institutions are like giant bulldozers-- obedient to the whim of any fool who takes the controls.-- Edward Abbey

 
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  Never lie when the truth is....
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  There is more religion in men's....
There is more religion in men's science, than there is science in their religion.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  [When asked what was the proper....
[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.-- Diogenes the Cynic

 
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  TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill,....
TOPE, v. To tipple, booze, swill, soak, guzzle, lush, bib, or swig. In the individual, toping is regarded with disesteem, but toping nations are in the forefront of civilization and power. When pitted against the hard-drinking Christians the absemious Mahometans go down like grass before the scythe. In India one hundred thousand beef- eating and brandy-and-soda guzzling Britons hold in subjection two hundred and fifty million vegetarian abstainers of the same Aryan race. With what an easy grace the whisky-loving American pushed the temperate Spaniard out of his possessions! From the time when the Berserkers ravaged all the coasts of western Europe and lay drunk in every conquered port it has been the same way: everywhere the nations that drink too much are observed to fight rather well and not too righteously. Wherefore the estimable old ladies who abolished the canteen from the American army may justly boast of having materially augmented the nation's military power.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Such is the irresistible nature of....
Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. -- Thomas Paine

 
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  Total abstinence is easier than perfect....
Total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.-- Saint Augustine

 
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  The biggest thing [Frida] brought into....
The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's about the process, not about the results.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Making duplicate copies and computer printouts....
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.-- Andy Rooney

 
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  Deus ex machina [A god from....
Deus ex machina [A god from the machine]-- Menander

 
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  Part of the inhumanity of the....
Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest.-- Isaac Asimov

 
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  I told my mother-in-law that my....
I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.''-- Joan Rivers

 
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  Life can only be understood backwards,....
Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.-- Albert Camus

 
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  [Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom....
[Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  If we are immortal it is....
If we are immortal it is a fact in nature, and we are not indebted to priests for it, nor to bibles for it, and it cannot be destroyed by unbelief.-- Robert Ingersoll

 
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  You can pretend to be serious;....
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.-- Sacha Guitry

 
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  The problem lay buried, unspoken for....
The problem lay buried, unspoken for many years in the minds of American women. It was a strange stirring, a sense of dissatisfaction, a yearning that women suffered in the middle of the twentieth century in the United States. Each suburban housewife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for groceries, matched slipcover material, ate peanut butter sandwiches with her children, chauffeured Cub Scouts and Brownies, lay beside her husband at night, she was afraid to ask even of herself the silent question: 'Is this all?'-- Betty Friedan

 
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  Art lives where absolute freedom is....
Art lives where absolute freedom is because when it is not, there can be no creativity.-- Bruce Lee

 
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  An honest man is the noblest....
An honest man is the noblest work of God.-- Alexander Pope

 
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  The whole point of being alive....
The whole point of being alive is to evolve into the complete person you were intended to be.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  If you haven't found something strange....
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.-- John A. Wheeler

 
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  The secret of greatness is simple:....
The secret of greatness is simple: do better work than any other man in your field - and keep on doing it.-- Wilfred A. Peterson

 
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  In all recorded history there has....
In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.-- Peter Drucker

 
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  Give a man a fish and....
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak.-- Jay Leno

 
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  Our worst enemies here are not....
Our worst enemies here are not the ignorant and simple, however cruel; our worst enemies are the intelligent and corrupt.-- Graham Greene

 
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  Ambition is so powerful a passion....
Ambition is so powerful a passion in the human breast, that however high we reach we are never satisfied.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  It is by imitation, far more....
It is by imitation, far more than by precept, that we learn everything; and what we learn thus, we acquire not only more efficiently, but more pleasantly. This forms our manners, our opinions, our lives.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  Democracy becomes a government of bullies....
Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada,....
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.-- J. Bartlett Brebner

 
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  So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses....
So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise.-- Charles Dickens

 
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  Courage is the price that life....
Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace.-- Amelia Earhart

 
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  I've come to believe that each....
I've come to believe that each of us has a personal calling that's as unique as a fingerprint - and that the best way to succeed is to discover what you love and then find a way to offer it to others in the form of service, working hard, and also allowing the energy of the universe to lead you.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  When it is dark enough, you....
When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  It is not really difficult to....
It is not really difficult to construct a series of inferences, each dependent upon its predecessor and each simple in itself. If, after doing so, one simply knocks out all the central inferences and presents one's audience with the starting-point and the conclusion, one may produce a startling, though perhaps a meretricious, effect.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 
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  He who makes a beast of....
He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a man.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  Put your sunglasses on, because you....
Put your sunglasses on, because you ain't going home till the morning comes.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  No good poem, however confessional is....
No good poem, however confessional is may be, is just a self-expression. Who on earth would claim that the pearl expresses the oyster?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Many difficulties which nature throws in....
Many difficulties which nature throws in our way, may be smoothed away by the exercise of intelligence.-- Titus Livius

 
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  The only obligation to which in....
The only obligation to which in advance we may hold a novel, without incurring the accusation of being arbitrary, is that it be interesting.-- Henry James

 
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  1492. As children we were taught....
1492. As children we were taught to memorize this year with pride and joy as the year people began living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America. Actually, people had been living full and imaginative lives on the continent of North America for hundreds of years before that. 1492 was simply the year sea pirates began to rob, cheat, and kill them.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  When there is no peril in....
When there is no peril in the fight there is no glory in the triumph.-- Pierre Corneille

 
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  The good or ill of a....
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.-- Epictetus

 
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  There is no great concurrence between....
There is no great concurrence between learning and wisdom-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  They are a bunch of bastards....
They are a bunch of bastards - and I'm saying this on my own now, not just because my father told it to me. -- [Comment about businessmen in general, made a few days after the newspaperas printed his statement of 10 April 1962 that his father always told him that businessmen were "sons of bitches."]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Ideals are like stars: you will....
Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.-- Carl Schurz

 
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  One does not establish a dictatorship....
One does not establish a dictatorship in order to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish a dictatorship.-- George Orwell

 
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  If I could kick the person....
If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Man is the Only Animal that....
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.-- Mark Twain

 
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  It's extraordinary how we go through....
It's extraordinary how we go through life with eyes half shut, with dull ears, with dormant thoughts. Perhaps it's just as well; and it may be that it is this very dullness that makes life to the incalculable majority so supportable and so welcome.-- Joseph Conrad

 
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  Barnum was wrong - it's more....
Barnum was wrong - it's more like every 30 seconds.-- Unknown

 
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  PROPHECY, n. The art and practice....
PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Would you who judge of the....
Would you who judge of the lawfulness or unlawfulness of pleasure, take this rule; whatever weakens your reason, impairs the tenderness of your conscience, obscures your sense of God, or takes off the relish of spiritual things; in short; whatever increases the strength and authority of your body over your mind, that is sin to you; however innocent it may be in itself.-- Robert Southey

 
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  He who refuses to embrace a....
He who refuses to embrace a unique opportunity loses the prize as surely as if he had failed.-- William James

 
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  "If the victor had the gods....
"If the victor had the gods on his side, the vanquished had Cato."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  We must, however, acknowledge as it....
We must, however, acknowledge as it seems to me, that a man with all his noble qualities...still bears in his bodily frame the indelible stamp of his lowly origin.-- Charles Darwin

 
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  If you can actually count your....
If you can actually count your money you are not really a rich man.-- J. Paul Getty

 
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  There needs to be bolder thinking,....
There needs to be bolder thinking, ... on how to measure the quality of life of men and women in the work force. Currently, success is measured by material advancements. We need to readjust the definition of success to account for time outside of work and satisfaction of life, not just the dollars-and-cents bottom line.-- Betty Friedan

 
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  Assassination is the extreme form of....
Assassination is the extreme form of censorship.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Can any man or woman choose....
Can any man or woman choose duties? No more that they can choose their birthplace, or their father or mother.-- George Eliot

 
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  A dead thing goes with the....
A dead thing goes with the stream. Only a living thing can go against it.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  Am I my brother's keeper?-- Bible....
Am I my brother's keeper?-- Bible

 
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  It is meant that noble minds....
It is meant that noble minds keep ever with their likes; for who so firm that cannot be seduced.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Inside myself is a place where....
Inside myself is a place where I live all alone and that's where you renew your springs that never dry up.-- Pearl Buck

 
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  America, meaning mostly the United States,....
America, meaning mostly the United States, is not an easy concept to comprehend. It may be appropriate that it was discovered by a Genoese sailor, in the service of the Spanish crown, looking for some place else and that, for the next half-century, it was treated as a geological impediment to be gotten through or around in order to reach some far more profitable other side.-- Vincent Canby

 
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  No matter how much you disagree....
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred you will not discuss their shortcomings with the neighbors.-- Tom Thompson

 
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  To say the least, a town....
To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than....
Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.-- Charles Darwin

 
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  There is a time in every....
There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  He was a man, take him....
He was a man, take him for all in all, -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  A waist is a terrible thing....
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.-- Jane Caminos

 
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  The moment a little boy is....
The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing.-- Eric Berne

 
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  Skepticism is the chastity of the....
Skepticism is the chastity of the intellect, and it is shameful to surrender it too soon or to the first comer: there is nobility in preserving it coolly and proudly through long youth, until at last, in the ripeness of instinct and discretion, it can be safely exchanged for fidelity and happiness.-- George Santayana

 
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  Telling us to obey instinct is....
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey "people." People say different things: so do instincts. Our instincts are at war.... Each instinct, if you listen to it, will claim to be gratified at the expense of the rest....-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  The most profound statements are often....
The most profound statements are often said in silence.-- Lynn Johnston

 
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  You need only reflect that one....
You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence.-- Charles Austin Beard

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  Finance is the art of passing....
Finance is the art of passing currency from hand to hand until it finally disappears.-- Robert W. Sarnoff

 
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  We are most alive when we're....
We are most alive when we're in love.-- John Updike

 
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  ...for no man lives in the....
...for no man lives in the external truth among salts and acids, but in the warm, phantasmagoric chamber of his brain, with the painted windows and the storied wall.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  The source of genius is imagination....
The source of genius is imagination alone, the refinement of the senses that sees what others do not see, or sees them differently.-- Eugène Delacroix

 
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  Obscurity is a good thing. You....
Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.-- Jason Fried

 
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  Distance lasts a day. But reality....
Distance lasts a day. But reality lasts a lifetime.-- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

 
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  The chief reason for going to....
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.-- Robert Frost

 
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  Never forget what a man says....
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  My tongue will tell the anger....
My tongue will tell the anger of mine heart, Or else my heart, concealing it, will break.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Throw out an alarming alarm clock.....
Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you're waking up to instant stress. You shouldn't be bullied out of bed, just reminded that it's time to start your day.-- Sharon Gold

 
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  Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent....
Hypocrisy can afford to be magnificent in its promises; for never intending to go beyond promises; it costs nothing.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  I derive no pleasure from talking....
I derive no pleasure from talking with a young woman simply because she has regular features.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Be you in what line of....
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

 
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  Who will bell the cat?-- William....
Who will bell the cat?-- William Langland

 
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  To be proud of learning is....
To be proud of learning is the greatest ignorance.-- Jeremy Taylor

 
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  The hour of departure has arrived,....
The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways - I to die, and you to live. Which is better God only knows.-- Socrates

 
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  Let the Word of Christ dwell....
Let the Word of Christ dwell in you richly, as you teach and admonish one another in all wisdom, and as you sing psalms and hymns and spiritual songs with thankfulness in your hearts to God.-- Bible

 
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  It's easy, they sank my boat.--....
It's easy, they sank my boat.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising....
Happiness, noun. An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Let a short Act of Parliament....
Let a short Act of Parliament be passed, placing all street musicians outside the protection of the law, so that any citizen may assail them with stones, sticks, knives, pistols, or bombs without incurring any penalties.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Great services are not canceled by....
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  If it were not for hope,....
If it were not for hope, the heart would break.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  I wanted Yoda to be the....
I wanted Yoda to be the traditional kind of character you find in fairy tales and mythology. And that character is usually a frog or a wizened old man on the side of the road. The hero is going down the road and meets this poor and insignificant person. The goal or lesson is for the hero to learn to respect everybody and to pay attention to the poorest person because that's where the key to his success will be.-- George Lucas

 
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  The minute one utters a certainty,....
The minute one utters a certainty, the opposite comes to mind.-- May Sarton

 
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  Contentment is not the fulfillment of....
Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.-- Anonymous

 
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  I shall curse you with book....
I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.-- Sir Thomas Malory

 
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  All philosophies, if you ride them,....
All philosophies, if you ride them, are nonsense, but some are greater nonsense than others.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  The English country gentleman galloping after....
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Stupid is a boundless concept.-- Anonymous....
Stupid is a boundless concept.-- Anonymous

 
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  It is the youth who sees....
It is the youth who sees a great opportunity hidden in just these simple services, who sees a very uncommon situation, a humble position, who gets on in the world.-- Orison Swett Marden

 
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  METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism.--....
METROPOLIS, n. A stronghold of provincialism.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You have to find a way....
You have to find a way of working that makes it dead easy to take full advantage of your inspired moments. They never hit at a convenient time, nor do they last long.-- Hugh Macleod

 
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  Stolen sweets are best.-- Colley Cibber....
Stolen sweets are best.-- Colley Cibber

 
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  Truly, it is by the grace....
Truly, it is by the grace of God-- Avadhuta Gita

 
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  The eyes are not responsible when....
The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  Make money your god and it....
Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil.-- Henry Fielding

 
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  I have taken all knowledge to....
I have taken all knowledge to be my province.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  The brightest crowns that are worn....
The brightest crowns that are worn in heaven have been tried, and smelted, and polished, and glorified through the furnace of tribulation.-- Edward Chapin

 
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  For what do we live, but....
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?-- Jane Austen

 
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  Don't expect to build up the....
Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong.-- Calvin Coolidge

 
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  He's a grand, ungodly, god-like man.--....
He's a grand, ungodly, god-like man.-- Herman Melville

 
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  What is food to one, is....
What is food to one, is to others bitter poison.-- Lucretius

 
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  O Winter! ruler of the inverted....
O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.-- William Cowper

 
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  We should conduct ourselves not as....
We should conduct ourselves not as if we ought to live for the body, but as if we could not live without it.-- Seneca

 
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  HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal (now extinct)....
HIPPOGRIFF, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half eagle. The hippogriff was actually, therefore, a one-quarter eagle, which is two dollars and fifty cents in gold. The study of zoology is full of surprises.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Poetry and progress are like two....
Poetry and progress are like two ambitious men who hate one another with an instinctive hatred, and when they meet upon the same road, one of them has to give place.-- Charles Baudelaire

 
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  That everybody is allowed to learn....
That everybody is allowed to learn to read spoileth in the long run not only writing but thinking.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Patience is the best remedy for....
Patience is the best remedy for every trouble.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

 
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  In journalism, there has always been....
In journalism, there has always been a tension between getting it first and getting it right.-- Ellen Goodman

 
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  The happiest is the person who....
The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who enjoys the least pleasure.-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

 
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  If Jesus Christ were to come....
If Jesus Christ were to come today, people would not even crucify him. They would ask him to dinner, and hear what he had to say, and make fun of it.-- Thomas Carlyle

 
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  To see the earth as it....
To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold.-- Archibald MacLeish

 
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  Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to....
Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.-- Carl Sagan

 
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  If you give your son only....
If you give your son only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.-- Bruce Barton

 
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  Religion is excellent stuff for keeping....
Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  I hold before you my hand....
I hold before you my hand with each finger standing erect and alone, and as long as they are held thus, not one of the tasks that the hand may preform can be accomplished. I cannot lift. I cannot grasp. I cannot hold. I cannot even make an intelligible sign until my fingers organize and work together. In this we should also learn a lesson.-- George Washington Carver

 
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  There's an old saying that if....
There's an old saying that if you come back to the place where you became a man, you will remember all those things you need to be happy... That saying never made sense to me, but I thought it was worth a try.-- Henry Bromel

 
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  Stuffed deer heads on walls are....
Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it's worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot.-- Ellen DeGeneres

 
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  If the rich could hire the....
If the rich could hire the poor to die for them, the poor would make a very nice living.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  The superior man acts before he....
The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.-- Confucius

 
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  Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes....
Don't flatter yourself that friendship authorizes you to say disagreeable things to your intimates. The nearer you come into relation with a person, the more necessary do tact and courtesy become. Except in cases of necessity, which are rare, leave your friend to learn unpleasant things from his enemies; they are ready enough to tell them.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  Minds are like parachutes - they....
Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.-- Unknown

 
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  Where did they put pictures, comic....
Where did they put pictures, comic strips, and coupons before they invented the refrigerator door?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  A man cannot be comfortable without....
A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Praising what is lost -- William_Shakespeare/"....
Praising what is lost -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  You are going to let the....
You are going to let the fear of poverty govern your life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Not to have felt pain is....
Not to have felt pain is not to have been human.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  Who feels no ills, should, therefore,....
Who feels no ills, should, therefore, fear them; and when fortune smiles, be doubly cautious, lest destruction come remorseless on him, and he fall unpitied.-- Sophocles

 
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  You must not lose faith in....
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  Before all else, we seek, upon....
Before all else, we seek, upon our common labor as a nation, the blessings of Almighty God.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  The absent are always in the....
The absent are always in the wrong.-- English Proverb

 
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  The fact is, it seems, that....
The fact is, it seems, that the most you can hope is to be a little less, in the end, the creature you were in the beginning, and the middle.-- Samuel Beckett

 
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  To avoid criticism do nothing, say....
To avoid criticism do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  Not Hercules could have knock'd out....
Not Hercules could have knock'd out his brains, for he had none.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  There is no den in the....
There is no den in the wide world to hide a rogue. Commit a crime and the earth is made of glass. Commit a crime, and it seems as if a coat of snow fell on the ground, such as reveals in the woods the track of every partridge, and fox, and squirrel.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I do not want my house....
I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the cultures of all the lands to be blown about my house as freely as possible. But I refuse to be blown off my feet by any.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  It's the opinion of some that....
It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.-- Franklin P. Jones

 
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  The problem with intelligent design theory....
The problem with intelligent design theory is not that it is false but that it is not falsifiable: Not being susceptible to contradicting evidence, it is not a testable hypothesis. Hence it is not a scientific but a creedal tenet--a matter of faith, unsuited to a public school's curriculum.-- George F. Will

 
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  We need a president who's fluent....
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.-- Buck Henry

 
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  PARDON, v. To remit a penalty....
PARDON, v. To remit a penalty and restore to the life of crime. To add to the lure of crime the temptation of ingratitude.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  That's it baby, when you got....
That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it.-- Mel Brooks

 
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  When the water reaches the upper....
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.-- Claude Swanson

 
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  A smiling face is half the....
A smiling face is half the meal.-- Latvian Proverb

 
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  The strongest is never strong enough....
The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms strength into right, and obedience into duty.-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

 
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  What we say is important for....
What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.-- Jim Beggs

 
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  There must be more to life....
There must be more to life than having everything.-- Maurice Sendak

 
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  Trust: Just as you would not....
Trust: Just as you would not want to do business with someone you can't trust, this law simply stated is: When you can completely trust the process of the universe and life, you will be supplied abundantly and you will be able to make your life work just the way you want it. And the trust you give and have must be 100% or it is zero. It cannot be given under one condition and not under another. There are many things we trust with our lives and have no concern about. Such as: the sun will come up every day; the law of gravity works all the time; the pilot who pilots the plane we fly on, is competent; our garbage is picked up on certain days. If we could not trust the things we take for granted will occur without any effort on our part, the fear for our well being would be so great we would not be able to enjoy our lives. Can you imagine what the world would be like, if we could not trust the food we buy, the water we drink or that the people we depend on would not manipulate or harm us

 
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  Man, being reasonable, must get drunk;....
Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; The best of life is but intoxication.-- Lord Byron

 
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  The most gifted members of the....
The most gifted members of the human species are at their creative best when they cannot have their way, and must compensate for what they miss by realizing and cultivating their capacities and talents.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  Nothing is more difficult than the....
Nothing is more difficult than the art of maneuvering for advantageous positions.-- Sun-Tzu

 
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  We are indeed much more than....
We are indeed much more than what we eat, but what we eat can nevertheless help us to be much more than what we are.-- Adelle Davis

 
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  A careless speech writer includes the....
A careless speech writer includes the word "paradigm" in President Reagan's speech on superconductivity. Yes, he pronounces it "paradijum."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I have decided that suicide is....
I have decided that suicide is completely out of the question. I refuse to end the suffering of others... No, I must contemplate homicide and end the suffering of one... ME!!!-- Anonymous

 
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  Having a family is like having....
Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.-- Martin Mull

 
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  The little foolery that wise men....
The little foolery that wise men have makes a great show.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Isn't elegance forgetting what one is....
Isn't elegance forgetting what one is wearing?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The quality of a person's life....
The quality of a person's life is in direct proportion to their committment to excellence, regardless of their chosen field of endeavor.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  An economist is an expert who....
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.-- Laurence J. Peter

 
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  REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of....
REVERENCE, n. The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You add insult to injury.-- Anonymous/"....
You add insult to injury.-- Anonymous/"

 
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  Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible....
Education: the inculcation of the incomprehensible into the indifferent by the incompetent.-- John Maynard Keynes

 
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  I'm too shy to express my....
I'm too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don't know.-- Garry Shandling

 
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  It is not necessary for the....
It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself.-- Salvador Dali

 
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  Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued....
Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.-- George Carlin

 
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  People who have what they want....
People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.-- Ogden Nash

 
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  Obscenity is what happens to shock....
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The attempt to silence a man....
The attempt to silence a man is the greatest honor you can bestow on him. It means that you recognize his superiority to yourself.-- Joseph Sobran

 
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  The mathematics is not there till....
The mathematics is not there till we put it there.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

 
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  You have to let people challenge....
You have to let people challenge your ideas.-- Tom Kasten

 
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  The world is full of willing....
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.-- Robert Frost

 
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  All existing business models are wrong.....
All existing business models are wrong. Find a new one.-- Hugh Macleod

 
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  People who have no weaknesses are....
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them. -- Anatole France

 
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  The spirit in which a thing....
The spirit in which a thing is given determines that in which the debt is acknowledged; it's the intention, not the face-value of the gift, that's weighed.-- Seneca

 
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  When life seems chaotic, you don't....
When life seems chaotic, you don't need people giving you easy answers or cheap promises. There might not be any answers to your problems. What you need is a safe place where you can bounce with people who have taken some bad hops of their own.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  When a nation goes down, or....
When a nation goes down, or a society perishes, one condition may always be found; they forgot where they came from. They lost sight of what had brought them along.-- Carl Sandburg

 
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  It%uFFFDs only when the tide goes....
It%uFFFDs only when the tide goes out that you discover who%uFFFDs been swimming naked.-- Warren Buffett

 
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  When I think of the number....
When I think of the number of disagreeable people that I know who have gone to a better world, I am sure hell won't be so bad at all.-- Mark Twain

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  The end always passes judgement on....
The end always passes judgement on what has gone before.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  But, in a larger sense, we....
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  When a true genius appears in....
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.-- Jonathan Swift

 
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  A lot of people approach risk....
A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy when it's really fortune's accomplice.-- Sting

 
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  They copied all they could follow....
They copied all they could follow --

 
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  One must be poor to know....
One must be poor to know the luxury of giving!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The capacity of human beings to....
The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animals.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Silent gratitude isn't much use to....
Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.-- Gladys Bronwyn Stern

 
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  There exist only three beings worthy....
There exist only three beings worthy of respect: the priest, the soldier, the poet. To know, to kill, to create.-- Charles Baudelaire

 
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  This Englishwoman is so refined --....
This Englishwoman is so refined -- Stevie Smith

 
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  Maturity comes not with age but....
Maturity comes not with age but with the acceptance of responsibility. You are only young once but immaturity can last a lifetime!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  To be willing to die for....
To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.-- Anatole France

 
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  Integrity combined with faithfulness is a....
Integrity combined with faithfulness is a powerful force and worthy of great respect.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  Take your work seriously but never....
Take your work seriously but never take yourself seriously; and do not take what happens either to yourself or your work seriously.-- Booth Tarkington

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not....
LICKSPITTLE, n. A useful functionary, not infrequently found editing a newspaper. In his character of editor he is closely allied to the blackmailer by the tie of occasional identity; for in truth the lickspittle is only the blackmailer under another aspect, although the latter is frequently found as an independent species. Lickspittling is more detestable than blackmailing, precisely as the business of a confidence man is more detestable than that of a highway robber; and the parallel maintains itself throughout, for whereas few robbers will cheat, every sneak will plunder if he dare.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  My life is very crazy and....
My life is very crazy and busy, but I love it that way.-- Hilary Duff

 
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  A smile is a curve that....
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.-- Phyllis Diller

 
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  The passions are the only orators....
The passions are the only orators that always persuade.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  People often say that motivation doesn't....
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing—that's why we recommend it daily.-- Zig Ziglar

 
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  If you have a talent, use....
If you have a talent, use it in every which way possible. Don't hoard it. Don't dole it out like a miser. Spend it lavishly like a millionaire intent on going broke.-- Brendan Francis

 
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  Even the best of friends need....
Even the best of friends need time apart.-- Mark Heath

 
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  [Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry....
[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry Timrod

 
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  Ambition drove many men to become....
Ambition drove many men to become false; to have one thought locked in the breast, another ready on the tongue.-- Sallust

 
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  I just realized that there's going....
I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with it the right way.-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

 
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  [Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining....
[Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.-- Voltaire

 
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  Arguments are to be avoided; they....
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing. -- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Gravitation cannot be held responsible for....
Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  To no one will we sell,....
To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice.-- Magna Carta

 
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  There's nothing that keeps its youth,--....
There's nothing that keeps its youth,-- Oliver_Wendell_Holmes/"

 
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  The married are those who have....
The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having taken it, know life without intimacy to be impossible.-- Carolyn Heilbrun

 
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