Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  The fates have given mankind a....
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.-- Homer

 
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  The only thing wrong with immortality....
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.-- Herb Caen

 
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  I Dream of Her Always ,....
I Dream of Her Always , -- John Prine

 
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  If we don't succeed, we run....
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.-- Anonymous

 
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  Soar, eat ether, see what has....
Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.-- Edna St. Vincent Millay

 
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  Psychiatry is the care of the....
Psychiatry is the care of the id by the odd.-- Unknown

 
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  SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having....
SABBATH, n. A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. Among the Jews observance of the day was enforced by a Commandment of which this is the Christian version: "Remember the seventh day to make thy neighbor keep it wholly." To the Creator it seemed fit and expedient that the Sabbath should be the last day of the week, but the Early Fathers of the Church held other views. So great is the sanctity of the day that even where the Lord holds a doubtful and precarious jurisdiction over those who go down to (and down into) the sea it is reverently recognized, as is manifest in the following deep-water version of the Fourth Commandment:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  There's a lot to be said....
There's a lot to be said for self-delusionment when it comes to matters of the heart.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  Derive happiness in oneself from a....
Derive happiness in oneself from a good day's work, from illuminating the fog that surrounds us.-- Henri Matisse

 
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  When you have only two pennies....
When you have only two pennies left in the world, buy a loaf of bread with one, and a lily with the other.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  Our American professors like their literature....
Our American professors like their literature clear, cold, pure and very dead.-- Sinclair Lewis

 
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  There will be little rubs and....
There will be little rubs and disappointments everywhere, and we are all apt to expect too much; but then, if one scheme of happiness fails, human nature turns to another; if the first calculation is wrong, we make a second better: we find comfort somewhere.-- Jane Austen

 
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  Why is it drug addicts and....
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users?-- Clifford Stoll

 
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  Our lives improve only when we....
Our lives improve only when we take chances -- and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.-- Walter Anderson

 
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  The appearance of right oft leads....
The appearance of right oft leads us wrong.-- Horace

 
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  All governments eventually lean further and....
All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  The only means of strengthening one's....
The only means of strengthening one's intelligence is to make up one's mind about nothing-- to let the mind be a thoroughfare for all thoughts.-- John Keats

 
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  You can't choose the ways in....
You can't choose the ways in which you'll be tested.-- Robert J. Sawyer

 
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  Cowards are cruel, but the brave--....
Cowards are cruel, but the brave-- John_Gay/"

 
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  Worry a little bit every day....
Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry. Worry never fixes anything.-- Mary Hemingway

 
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  "Careful with fire" is good advice....
"Careful with fire" is good advice we know.-- William_Carleton/"

 
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  Is fuel efficiency really what we....
Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperatelly? I say that what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down.-- Russell Baker

 
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  The great secret of power is....
The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.-- Henrik Ibsen

 
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  IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs....
IMPROVIDENCE, n. Provision for the needs of to-day from the revenues of to-morrow.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The alleged short-cut to knowledge, which....
The alleged short-cut to knowledge, which is faith, is only a short-circuit destroying the mind.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Autumn is the bite of the....
Autumn is the bite of the harvest apple.-- Christina Petrowsky

 
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  The older one grows, the more....
The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.-- Virginia Woolf

 
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  Journalism is the ability to meet....
Journalism is the ability to meet the challenge of filling space.-- Rebecca West

 
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  Facts do not cease to exist....
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  Man forgives woman anything save the....
Man forgives woman anything save the wit to outwit him.-- Minna Thomas Antrim

 
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  PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation....
PLEASE, v. To lay the foundation for a superstructure of imposition.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Freedom is not worth having if....
Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. It passes my comprehension how human beings, be they ever so experienced and able, can delight in depriving other human beings of that precious right.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  There are two things to aim....
There are two things to aim at in life: first, to get what you want; and, after that, to enjoy it. Only the wisest of mankind achieve the second.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

 
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  We do not know, in most....
We do not know, in most cases, how far social failure and success are due to heredity, and how far to environment. But environment is the easier of the two to improve.-- J. B. S. Haldane

 
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  RAZOR, n. An instrument used by....
RAZOR, n. An instrument used by the Caucasian to enhance his beauty, by the Mongolian to make a guy of himself, and by the Afro-American to affirm his worth.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  His lack of education is more....
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.-- Woody Allen

 
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  I call a fig a fig,....
I call a fig a fig, a spade a spade.-- Menander

 
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  Life is a disease; and the....
Life is a disease; and the only diference between one another is the stage of the disease at which he lives.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  For the great mass of mankind,....
For the great mass of mankind, the only saving grace needed is a steady fidelity to what is nearest to hand and heart for the short moment of each human effort.-- Joseph Conrad

 
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  All over the place, from the....
All over the place, from the popular culture to the propaganda system, there is constant pressure to make people feel that they are helpless, that the only role they can have is to ratify decisions and to consume.-- Noam Chomsky

 
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  If you want to say it....
If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says : "I'm cheap!"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The aim of art is to....
The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance.-- Aristotle

 
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  Laughter is the closest distance between....
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.-- Victor Borge

 
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  Youth is easily deceived because it....
Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope.-- Aristotle

 
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  The one serious conviction that a....
The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.-- Nicholas Butler

 
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  The superior man...does not set his....
The superior man...does not set his mind either for anything, or against anything; what is right he will follow.-- Confucius

 
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  Selfishness is not living as one....
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Danger past, God forgotten. -- Scottish....
Danger past, God forgotten. -- Scottish Proverb

 
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  There is nothing in the world....
There is nothing in the world that some man cannot make a little worse and sell a little cheaper, and he who considers price only is that man's lawful prey.-- John Ruskin

 
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  All truth passes through 3 stages.....
All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

 
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  Every man has his fault, and....
Every man has his fault, and honesty is his.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The Baptists' basic theology is that....
The Baptists' basic theology is that if you hold someone under water long enough, he'll come around to your way of thinking. It's a ritual known as 'Bobbing for Baptists.'-- A. Whitney Brown

 
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  To be conservative at 20 is....
To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60 is plain idiocy.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  The aim of life is self-development.....
The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly - that is what each of us is here for.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Traditions are the guideposts driven deep....
Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones are those we can't even describe, aren't even aware of.-- Ellen Goodman

 
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  Where you used to be, there....
Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling into at night. I miss you like hell.-- Edna St. Vincent Millay

 
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  We may not imagine how our....
We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex--but Congress can.-- Cullen Hightower

 
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  Some people get angry because God....
Some people get angry because God put thorns on roses, while others praise him for putting roses among thorns.-- Anonymous

 
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  For ye are like unto whited....
For ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones.-- Bible

 
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  All we have to decide is....
All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  Ever notice that anyone going slower....
Ever notice that anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?-- George Carlin

 
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  Learning to love yourself is the....
Learning to love yourself is the greatest love of all.-- Michael Masser and Linda Creed

 
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  The best minds are not in....
The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them away.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  Refuse to be ill. Never tell....
Refuse to be ill. Never tell people you are ill; never own it to yourself. Illness is one of those things which a man should resist on principle.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 
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  Like dogs in a wheel, birds....
Like dogs in a wheel, birds in a cage, or squirrels in a chain, ambitious men still climb and climb, with great labor, and incessant anxiety, but never reach the top.-- Robert Burton

 
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  Honor and shame from no condition....
Honor and shame from no condition rise.-- Alexander_Pope/"

 
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  The major sin is the sin....
The major sin is the sin of being born.-- Samuel Beckett

 
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  Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain....
Affirmations are like prescriptions for certain aspects of yourself you want to change.-- Jerry Frankhauser

 
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  For the birds that cannot soar,....
For the birds that cannot soar, God has provided low branches.-- Turkish Proverb

 
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  The reason I dont play ballads?....
The reason I dont play ballads? Because I love to play them.-- Miles Davis

 
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  The bow cannot always stand bent,....
The bow cannot always stand bent, nor can human frailty subsist without some lawful recreation.-- Miguel de Cervantes

 
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  No matter how much cats fight,....
No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but....
Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week.-- Alice Walker

 
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  I guess we'd be living in....
I guess we'd be living in a boring, perfect world if everybody wished everybody else well.-- Jennifer Aniston

 
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  It's a small world, but I....
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it.-- Steven Wright

 
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  The mystery of love is greater....
The mystery of love is greater than the mystery of death.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  A liberal is a person whose....
A liberal is a person whose interests aren't at stake at the moment.-- Willis Player

 
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  I am not a saint, unless....
I am not a saint, unless you think of a saint as a sinner who keeps on trying.-- Nelson Mandela

 
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  When you get to the end....
When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  The wise man avoids evil by....
The wise man avoids evil by anticipating it.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  To die will be an awfully....
To die will be an awfully big adventure.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  Any life, no matter how long....
Any life, no matter how long and complex it may be, is made up of a single moment - the moment in which a man finds out, once and for all, who he is.-- Jorge Luis Borges

 
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  Life is like riding a bicycle.....
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  No matter what I do, no....
No matter what I do, no matter how predictable I try to make my life, it will not be any more predictable than the rest of the world. Which is chaotic.-- Elizabeth Moon

 
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  Depend not on another, but lean....
Depend not on another, but lean instead on thyself...True happiness is born of self-reliance.-- The laws of Manu

 
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  INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity....
INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the corner. It has even been known to wear a moustache.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Because I am a woman, I....
Because I am a woman, I must make unusual efforts to succeed. If I fail, no one will say, 'She doesn't have what it takes.' They will say, 'Women don't have what it takes.'-- Clare Booth Luce

 
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  The cat could very well be....
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.-- Doug Larson

 
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  The blend of fiction, bigotry and....
The blend of fiction, bigotry and jingoism became known as 'yellow journalism.' Later, the phrase was shortened to 'journalism.'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The work goes on, the cause....
The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dream shall never die.-- Edward M. Kennedy

 
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  Deep is a wounded heart, and....
Deep is a wounded heart, and strong--

 
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  All of our dreams can come....
All of our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them.-- Walt Disney

 
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  I believe that all government is....
I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The art of art, the glory....
The art of art, the glory of expression and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  The trust I have is in....
The trust I have is in mine innocence,-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Lost wealth may be replaced by....
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry, lost knowledge by study, lost health by temperance or medicine, but lost time is gone forever.-- Samuel Smiles

 
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  The art of being wise is....
The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook. -- William James

 
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  Peace is not God's gift to....
Peace is not God's gift to His creatures. It is our gift - to each other.-- Elie Wiesel

 
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  The great end of life is....
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. -- Thomas Fuller

 
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  A strong conviction that something must....
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures.-- Daniel Webster

 
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  Tis the good reader that makes....
Tis the good reader that makes the good book.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  It is those who concentrate on....
It is those who concentrate on but one thing at a time who advance in this world. The great man or woman is the one who never steps outside his or her specialty or foolishly dissipates his or her individuality.-- Og Mandino

 
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  I value kindness to human beings....
I value kindness to human beings first of all, and kindness to animals. I don't respect the law; I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper, and old men and women warmer in the winter, and happier in the summer.-- Brendan Behan

 
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  The object in life is not....
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority, but to escape finding oneself in the ranks of the insane.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  Never feel self-pity, the most destructive....
Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self.-- Millicent Fenwick

 
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  Becuase I could not stop for....
Becuase I could not stop for Death--

 
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  The main dangers in this life....
The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything - or nothing. -- Nancy Astor

 
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  You have delighted us long enough.--....
You have delighted us long enough.-- Jane Austen

 
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  Where the speech is corrupted, the....
Where the speech is corrupted, the mind is also.-- Seneca

 
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  There is no harm in doubt....
There is no harm in doubt and skepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  This is an important announcement. This....
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be a perfect time to disembark.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Not only is life a bitch,....
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.-- Adrienne E. Gusoff

 
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  They say such nice things about....
They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.-- Garrison Keillor

 
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  FOREORDINATION, n. This looks like an....
FOREORDINATION, n. This looks like an easy word to define, but when I consider that pious and learned theologians have spent long lives in explaining it, and written libraries to explain their explanations; when I remember the nations have been divided and bloody battles caused by the difference between foreordination and predestination, and that millions of treasure have been expended in the effort to prove and disprove its compatibility with freedom of the will and the efficacy of prayer, praise, and a religious life, -- recalling these awful facts in the history of the word, I stand appalled before the mighty problem of its signification, abase my spiritual eyes, fearing to contemplate its portentous magnitude, reverently uncover and humbly refer it to His Eminence Cardinal Gibbons and His Grace Bishop Potter.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If you dig a grave for....
If you dig a grave for others, you might fall into it yourself.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  Whenever you have an efficient government....
Whenever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.-- Harry S Truman

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  I no doubt deserved my enemies,....
I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  Keeping your body healthy is an....
Keeping your body healthy is an expression of gratitude to the whole cosmos - the trees, the clouds, everything.-- Thich Nhat Hanh

 
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  A bad habit never disappears miraculously;....
A bad habit never disappears miraculously; it's an undo-it-yourself project.-- Abigail Van Buren

 
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  I am my nearest neighbour.-- Cornelius....
I am my nearest neighbour.-- Cornelius Tacitus

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  The direction in which education starts....
The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.-- Plato

 
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  CNN is one of the participants....
CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where Ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power.-- Arthur C. Clarke

 
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  The reward of one duty is....
The reward of one duty is the power to fulfill another.-- George Eliot

 
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  There are no mistakes. The events....
There are no mistakes. The events we bring upon ourselves, no matter how unpleasant, are necessary in order to learn what we need to learn; whatever steps we take, they're necessary to reach the places we've chosen to go.-- Richard Bach

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  It is not worth an intelligent....
It is not worth an intelligent man's time to be in the majority. By definition, there are already enough people to do that.-- G. H. Hardy

 
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  Truth springs from argument amongst friends.--....
Truth springs from argument amongst friends.-- David Hume

 
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  A special Providence protects fools, drunkards,....
A special Providence protects fools, drunkards, small children and the United States of America.-- Otto von Bismarck

 
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  T, the twentieth letter of the....
T, the twentieth letter of the English alphabet, was by the Greeks absurdly called _tau_. In the alphabet whence ours comes it had the form of the rude corkscrew of the period, and when it stood alone (which was more than the Phoenicians could always do) signified _Tallegal_, translated by the learned Dr. Brownrigg, "tanglefoot."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I feel like a fugitive from....
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.-- William H. Mauldin

 
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  It is a capital mistake to....
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins to twist facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 
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  I believe in God, Mozart, and....
I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.-- Richard Wagner

 
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  Prayer does not change God, but....
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  It is never too late to....
It is never too late to be what you might have been.-- George Eliot

 
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  TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed....
TRIAL, n. A formal inquiry designed to prove and put upon record the blameless characters of judges, advocates and jurors. In order to effect this purpose it is necessary to supply a contrast in the person of one who is called the defendant, the prisoner, or the accused. If the contrast is made sufficiently clear this person is made to undergo such an affliction as will give the virtuous gentlemen a comfortable sense of their immunity, added to that of their worth. In our day the accused is usually a human being, or a socialist, but in mediaeval times, animals, fishes, reptiles and insects were brought to trial. A beast that had taken human life, or practiced sorcery, was duly arrested, tried and, if condemned, put to death by the public executioner. Insects ravaging grain fields, orchards or vineyards were cited to appeal by counsel before a civil tribunal, and after testimony, argument and condemnation, if they continued _in contumaciam_ the matter was taken to a high ecclesiastical

 
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  INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance....
INEXPEDIENT, adj. Not calculated to advance one's interests.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  He has all the virtues I....
He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  I loathe the expression "What makes....
I loathe the expression "What makes him tick." It is the American mind, looking for simple and singular solution, that uses the foolish expression. A person not only ticks, he also chimes and strikes the hour, falls and breaks and has to be put together again, and sometimes stops like an electric clock in a thunderstorm.-- James Thurber

 
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  Your pain is the breaking of....
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  The only way to get rid....
The only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I don't mind living in a....
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.-- Marilyn Monroe

 
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  [Spring is] when life's alive in....
[Spring is] when life's alive in everything.-- Christina Rossetti

 
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  I believe that banking institutions are....
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obscure writer at the

 
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  When there is an income tax,....
When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.-- Plato

 
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  Expect trouble as an inevitable part....
Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life, and when it comes, hold your head high, look it quarely in the eye and say, 'I will be bigger than you. You cannot defeat me.'-- Ann Landers

 
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  The secret of success is this:....
The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  It is better, of cours, to....
It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.-- Seneca

 
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  When neither their property nor their....
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live content.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  The only cure for grief is....
The only cure for grief is action.-- George Henry Lewes

 
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  If a man is proud of....
If a man is proud of his wealth, he should not be praised until it is known how he employs it.-- Socrates

 
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  What we become depends on what....
What we become depends on what we read after all of the professors have finished with us. The greatest university of all is a collection of books.-- Thomas Carlyle

 
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  Let us be grateful to people....
Let us be grateful to people who make us happy: They are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.-- Marcel Proust

 
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  You can either hold yourself up....
You can either hold yourself up to the unrealistic standards of others, or ignore them and concentrate on being happy with yourself as you are.-- J. Jacques

 
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  When we do the best that....
When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another.-- Helen Keller

 
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  A pessimist is a man who....
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one way street.-- Laurence J. Peter

 
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  Wise men profit more from fools....
Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.-- Cato the Elder

 
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  Look at a day when you....
Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; its when you had everything to do, and you've done it.-- Margaret Thatcher

 
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  Whether one is Hindu or a....
Whether one is Hindu or a Muslim or a Christian, how you live your life is proof that you are or not fully His. We cannot condemn or judge or pass words that will hurt people. We don't know in what way God is appearing to that soul and what God is drawing that soul to; therefor, who are we to condemn anybody?-- Mother Teresa

 
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  The greater the ignorance the greater....
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.-- Sir William Osler

 
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  It is the duty of every....
It is the duty of every patriot to protect his country from its government.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  Danger and delight grow on one....
Danger and delight grow on one stalk.-- English Proverb

 
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  In the beginning the Universe was....
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  MIND, n. A mysterious form of....
MIND, n. A mysterious form of matter secreted by the brain. Its chief activity consists in the endeavor to ascertain its own nature, the futility of the attempt being due to the fact that it has nothing but itself to know itself with. From the Latin _mens_, a fact unknown to that honest shoe-seller, who, observing that his learned competitor over the way had displayed the motto "_Mens conscia recti_," emblazoned his own front with the words "Men's, women's and children's conscia recti."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If not for fear, sin would....
If not for fear, sin would be sweet.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  The mind can assert anything and....
The mind can assert anything and pretend it has proved it. My beliefs I test on my body, on my intuitional consciousness, and when I get a response there, then I accept.-- D. H. Lawrence

 
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  The enemy is in front of....
The enemy is in front of us, the enemy is behind us, the enemy is to the right and to the left of us. They can't get away this time!!!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I see a good deal of....
I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes. I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em.-- Will Rogers

 
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  As for the pyramids, there is....
As for the pyramids, there is nothing to wonder at in them so much as the fact that so many men could be found degraded enough to spend their lives constructing a tomb for some ambitious booby, whom it would have been wiser and manlier to have drowned in the Nile, and then given his body to the dogs.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Everyone has a right to his....
Everyone has a right to his own course of action.-- Moliere

 
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  We all have thoughts that would....
We all have thoughts that would shame the devil.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus....
Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus is forgotten, because languages die and mathematical ideas do not. 'Immortality' may be a silly word, but probably a mathematician has the best chance of whatever it may mean.-- G. H. Hardy

 
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  Stupidity has a certain charm -....
Stupidity has a certain charm - ignorance does not.-- Frank Zappa

 
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  He who thinks by the inch....
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.-- Unknown

 
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  Learning to ignore things is one....
Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.-- Robert J. Sawyer

 
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  [The body is] a marvelous machine...a....
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!-- Theodor Herzl

 
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  Old friends become bitter enemies on....
Old friends become bitter enemies on a sudden for toys and small offenses.-- Robert Burton

 
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  Publish and be damned!-- Unknown (can....
Publish and be damned!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  HADES, n. The lower world; the....
HADES, n. The lower world; the residence of departed spirits; the place where the dead live.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

 
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  It is, I think, an indisputable....
It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most self- conscious people in the world, and the most addicted to the belief that the other nations are in a conspiracy to under-value them.-- Henry James

 
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  Women want mediocre men, and men....
Women want mediocre men, and men are working to become as mediocre as possible.-- Margaret Mead

 
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  Perhaps the most valuable result of....
Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  Despair is the price one pays....
Despair is the price one pays for setting oneself an impossible aim.-- Graham Greene

 
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  Let us weigh the gain and....
Let us weigh the gain and the loss, in wagering that God is. Consider these alternatives: if you win, you win all, if you lose you lose nothing. Do not hesitate, then, to wager that he is.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Every great and commanding moment in....
Every great and commanding moment in the annals of the world is the triumph of some enthusiasm.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  It is the duty of every....
It is the duty of every citizen according to his best capacities to give validity to his convictions in political affairs.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  It is good for us to....
It is good for us to be here.-- Bible

 
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  What profits a man if he....
What profits a man if he keeps his eternal soul when he could have lived life to the full and been forgiven at the end of it all anyway?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  A man is the sum of....
A man is the sum of his actions, of what he has done, of what he can do, nothing else.-- Andre Malraux

 
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  Facts do not cease to exist....
Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  There is no feeling, except the....
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not find relief in music.-- George Eliot

 
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  If we cannot live so as....
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us least live so as to deserve it.-- Immanuel Hermann Fichte

 
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  A functioning police state needs no....
A functioning police state needs no police. -- William S. Burroughs

 
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  She had an unequalled gift... of....
She had an unequalled gift... of squeezing big mistakes into small opportunities. -- Henry James

 
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  Our deepest fear is not that....
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our Light, not our Darkness, that most frightens us.--

 
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  The cynics are right nine times....
The cynics are right nine times out of ten.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  I realized that If I had....
I realized that If I had to choose, I would rather have birds than airplanes.-- Charles Lindbergh

 
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  God grants liberty only to those....
God grants liberty only to those who love it and are always ready to guard and defend it.-- Daniel Webster

 
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  Evil is obvious only in retrospect.--....
Evil is obvious only in retrospect.-- Gloria Steinem

 
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  [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective....
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  You know what's interesting about Washington?....
You know what's interesting about Washington? It's the kind of place where second-guessing has become second nature.-- George W. Bush

 
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  Most managers were trained to be....
Most managers were trained to be the thing they most despise -- bureaucrats.-- Alvin Toffler

 
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  Work is not always required... there....
Work is not always required... there is such a thing as sacred idleness, the cultivation of which is now fearfully neglected.-- George McDonald

 
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  An atheist is one who hopes....
An atheist is one who hopes the Lord will do nothing to disturb his disbelief.-- Franklin P. Jones

 
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  People are always asking me what....
People are always asking me what my lyrics mean. Well I say what any decent poet would say if you dared ask him to analyse his work: if you see it, darling, then it's there.-- Freddie Mercury

 
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  It is difficult to make a....
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  Only I can change my life.....
Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me.-- Carol Burnett

 
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  [Sleep is] the golden chain that....
[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.-- Thomas Dekker

 
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  You have to have a talent....
You have to have a talent for having talent.-- Ruth Gordon

 
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  It has always been my rule....
It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.-- Mark Twain

 
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  I recommend that you take care....
I recommend that you take care of the minutes, for the hours will take care of themselves.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  Choose your pleasures for yourself, and....
Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary....
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  Originality is not seen in single....
Originality is not seen in single words or even sentences. Originality is the sum total of a man's thinking or his writing.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

 
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  The world is a great book;....
The world is a great book; he who never stirs from home reads only a page.-- Saint Augustine

 
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  Every man's life is a fairy-tale....
Every man's life is a fairy-tale written by God's fingers.-- Hans Christian Andersen

 
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  At the innermost core of all....
At the innermost core of all loneliness is a deep and powerful yearning for union with one's lost self.-- Brendan Francis

 
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  There was never anything by the....
There was never anything by the wit of man so well devised, or so sure established, which in continuance of time hath not been corrupted.-- Book of Common Prayer

 
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  Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange....
Before undergoing a surgical operation, arrange your temporal affairs. You may live.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You can have anything you want....
You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.-- Sheila Graham

 
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  Government big enough to supply everything....
Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have ... The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  The aim of life is to....
The aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware, joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware.-- Henry Miller

 
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  Insanity in individuals is something rare....
Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Do not hire a man who....
Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Innovation has nothing to do with....
Innovation has nothing to do with how many R&D dollars you have. When Apple came up with the Mac, IBM was spending at least 100 times more on R&D. It's not about money. It's about the people you have, how you're led, and how much you get it.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  Get your facts first, and then....
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.-- Mark Twain

 
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  There is no fear in love;....
There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear.-- Bible

 
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  So it is that the gods....
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.-- Homer

 
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  Blinding ignorance does mislead us.-- Leonardo_Da_Vinci/"....
Blinding ignorance does mislead us.-- Leonardo_Da_Vinci/"

 
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Truth, in the matters of religion, is simply the opinion that has survived.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Fasting and natural diet, though essentially....
Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.-- Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

 
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  A rolling stone gathers no moss.--....
A rolling stone gathers no moss.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  The flag is the embodiment, not....
The flag is the embodiment, not of sentiment, but of history.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  The need of exercise is a....
The need of exercise is a modern superstition, invented by people who ate too much and had nothing to think about.-- George Santayana

 
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  "Mac, you ever been in love?"....
"Mac, you ever been in love?" -- Unknown/"

 
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  The harder the conflict, the more....
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly; it is dearness only that gives everything its value. I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress and grow brave by reflection. 'Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  Does the same as the system....
Does the same as the system call of that name. If you don't know what it does, don't worry about it.-- Larry Wall

 
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  The needs of society determine its....
The needs of society determine its ethics.-- Maya Angelou

 
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  Freedom has a way of destroying....
Freedom has a way of destroying things.-- Scott Westerfeld

 
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  You guys over there, pair up....
You guys over there, pair up into groups of three.-- Yogi Berra

 
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  Results! Why, man, I have gotten....
Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  Every citizen should be a soldier.....
Every citizen should be a soldier. This was the case with the Greeks and Romans, and must be that of every free state.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  In a democracy dissent is an....
In a democracy dissent is an act of faith. Like medicine, the test of its value is not in its taste, but in its effects.-- J. William Fulbright

 
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  I definitely believe in God. How....
I definitely believe in God. How can you look at anything and not be overwhelmed by the miraculousness of it?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  Call no man foe, but never....
Call no man foe, but never love a stranger.-- Stella Benson

 
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  What makes you think a writer....
What makes you think a writer isn't a drug salesman?-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  Setting a good example for children....
Setting a good example for children takes all the fun out of middle age.-- William Feather

 
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  The most remarkable thing about my....
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.-- Calvin Trillin

 
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  A cult is a religion with....
A cult is a religion with no political power-- Tom Wolfe

 
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  All great truths begin as blasphemies.--....
All great truths begin as blasphemies.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Expect everything, and anything seems nothing.--....
Expect everything, and anything seems nothing.-- Samuel Hazo

 
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  The cure for writer's cramp is....
The cure for writer's cramp is writer's block.-- Inigo DeLeon

 
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  There is a time for many....
There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.-- Homer

 
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Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He usually proves it, and I should add that he also usually proves that he is one himself.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Conceit is God's gift to little....
Conceit is God's gift to little men.-- Bruce Barton

 
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  Friendship will not stand the strain....
Friendship will not stand the strain of very much good advice for very long.-- Robert Lynd

 
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  A life of peace, purity, and....
A life of peace, purity, and refinement leads to a calm and untroubled old age.-- Cicero

 
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  With the gift of listening comes....
With the gift of listening comes the gift of healing.-- Catherine de Hueck

 
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  Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at....
Miserable mortals who, like leaves, at one moment flame with life, eating the produce of the land, and at another moment weakly perish.-- Homer

 
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  Dost thou love life? Then do....
Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers....
GNOSTICS, n. A sect of philosophers who tried to engineer a fusion between the early Christians and the Platonists. The former would not go into the caucus and the combination failed, greatly to the chagrin of the fusion managers.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A successful marriage requires falling in....
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.-- Mignon McLaughlin

 
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  How my achievements mock me!-- William....
How my achievements mock me!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  But never fear, gentlemen; castration was....
But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  History is more or less bunk.....
History is more or less bunk. It's tradition. We don't want tradition. We want to live in the present and the only history that is worth a tinker's damn is the history we made today.-- Henry Ford

 
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  When you make a world tolerable....
When you make a world tolerable for yourself, you make a world tolerable for others.-- Anais Nin

 
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  A hunch is creativity trying to....
A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something.-- Unknown

 
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  It’s the friends you can call....
It's the friends you can call up at four a.m. that matter.-- Marlene Dietrich

 
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  I object to being told that....
I object to being told that I am saving daylight when my reason tells me that I am doing nothing of the kind... At the back of the Daylight Saving scheme, I detect the bony, blue-fingered hand of Puritanism, eager to push people into bed earlier, and get them up earlier, to make them healthy, wealthy, and wise in spite of themselves.-- Robertson Davies

 
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  What is a man? A miserable....
What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.-- Andre Malraux

 
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  He who postpones the hour of....
He who postpones the hour of living rightly is like the rustic who waits for the river to run out before he crosses.-- Horace

 
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  I never expected to see the....
I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Truth is the daughter of time.--....
Truth is the daughter of time.-- Aulus Gellius

 
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  Living hell is the best revenge.--....
Living hell is the best revenge.--

 
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When the doors of perception are cleansed, man will see things as they truly are, infinite.-- William Blake

 
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To be ignorant of what happened before you were born is to be ever a child. For what is man's lifetime unless the memory of past events is woven with those of earlier times?-- Cicero

 
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  Make hunger thy sauce, as a....
Make hunger thy sauce, as a medicine for health.-- Thomas Tusser

 
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  He was as fresh as is....
He was as fresh as is the month of May.-- Geoffrey Chaucer

 
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  The fields were fruitful and starving....
The fields were fruitful and starving men moved on the roads. The granaries were full and the children of the poor grew up rachitic.-- John Steinbeck

 
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[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  People are more violently opposed to....
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.-- Unknown

 
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MONSIGNOR, n. A high ecclesiastical title, of which the Founder of our religion overlooked the advantages.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Oregano is the spice of life.--....
Oregano is the spice of life.-- Henry J. Tillman

 
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I quote others only in order the better to express myself.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  Destiny is no matter of chance.....
Destiny is no matter of chance. It is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for, it is a thing to be achieved.-- William Jennings Bryan

 
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  It is by not always thinking....
It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until you can make room in your life for someone as important to you as yourself, you will always be searching and lost....-- Richard Bach

 
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  One thing you will probably remember....
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.-- Franklin P. Jones

 
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If you would be loved, love and be lovable.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  My driving abilities from Mexico have....
My driving abilities from Mexico have helped me get through Hollywood.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Why a duck?-- Chico Marx ....
Why a duck?-- Chico Marx

 
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  People who drink to drown their....
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.-- Ann Landers

 
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  God sends children for another purpose....
God sends children for another purpose than merely to keep up the race - to enlarge our hearts; and to make us unselfish and full of kindly sympathies and affection; to give our shoulds higher aims; to call out all our faculties to extended enterprise and exertion and to bring round our firesides bright faces, happy smiles, and loving, tender hearts. My soul blesses the great Father, every day, that he has gladdened the earth with little children-- Mary Howitt

 
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  Why grab possessions like thieves, or....
Why grab possessions like thieves, or divide them like socialists, when you can ignore them like wise men?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  If all the year were playing....
If all the year were playing holidays; To sport would be as tedious as to work.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  If you can imagine it, you....
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.-- William_Arthur_Ward/"

 
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LUNARIAN, n. An inhabitant of the moon, as distinguished from Lunatic, one whom the moon inhabits. The Lunarians have been described by Lucian, Locke and other observers, but without much agreement. For example, Bragellos avers their anatomical identity with Man, but Professor Newcomb says they are more like the hill tribes of Vermont.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  He who marries a widow will....
He who marries a widow will often have a dead man's head thrown in his dish.-- Spanish proverb

 
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  Time is just something that we....
Time is just something that we assign. You know, past, present, it's just all arbitrary. Most Native Americans, they don't think of time as linear; in time, out of time, I never have enough time, circular time, the Stevens wheel. All moments are happening all the time.-- Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

 
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  Not being able to sleep is....
Not being able to sleep is terrible. You have the misery of having partied all night... without the satisfaction.-- Lynn Johnston

 
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  SCARIFICATION, n. A form of penance....
SCARIFICATION, n. A form of penance practised by the mediaeval pious. The rite was performed, sometimes with a knife, sometimes with a hot iron, but always, says Arsenius Asceticus, acceptably if the penitent spared himself no pain nor harmless disfigurement. Scarification, with other crude penances, has now been superseded by benefaction. The founding of a library or endowment of a university is said to yield to the penitent a sharper and more lasting pain than is conferred by the knife or iron, and is therefore a surer means of grace. There are, however, two grave objections to it as a penitential method: the good that it does and the taint of justice.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Be as radical as reality.-- Lenin....
Be as radical as reality.-- Lenin

 
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  Few men are willing to brave....
Few men are willing to brave the disapproval of their fellows, the censure of their colleagues, the wrath of their society. Moral courage is a rarer commodity than bravery in battle or great intelligence. Yet it is the one essential, vital quality for those who seek to change a world which yields most painfully to change.-- Robert F. Kennedy

 
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  Love is an attempt at penetrating....
Love is an attempt at penetrating another being, but it can only succeed if the surrender is mutual.-- Octavio Paz

 
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  Most people my age are dead....
Most people my age are dead at the present time.-- Casey Stengel

 
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  Other things may change us, but....
Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.-- Anthony Brandt

 
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  A guest sees more in an....
A guest sees more in an hour than the host in a year.-- Polish Proverb

 
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  Morality is simply the attitude we....
Morality is simply the attitude we adopt toward people we personally dislike.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Money does not change the sickness,....
Money does not change the sickness, only the symptoms.-- John Steinbeck

 
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  Bond. James Bond.-- Ian Fleming ....
Bond. James Bond.-- Ian Fleming

 
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  "I want to know Gods thoughts........
"I want to know Gods thoughts.... all the rest are just details-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Where their worm dieth not, and....
Where their worm dieth not, and the fire is not quenched.-- Bible

 
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"The harp at Nature's advent strung has never ceased to play; the song the stars of morning sung has never died away."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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It's like your batteries get low, and you need to charge them on someone else's story.-- Margaret Cho

 
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Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Self-reliance is the only road to....
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.-- Patricia Sampson

 
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  The past always looks better than....
The past always looks better than it was; it's only pleasant because it isn't here.-- Finley Peter Dunne

 
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  It is not who is right,....
It is not who is right, but what is right, that is of importance.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  Nothing is less sincere than our....
Nothing is less sincere than our mode of asking and giving advice. He who asks seems to have a deference for the opinion of his friend, while he only aims to get approval of his own and make his friend responsible for his action. And he who gives advice repays the confidence supposed to be placed in him by a seemingly disinterested zeal, while he seldom means anything by his advice but his own interest or reputation.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  A man does not sin by....
A man does not sin by commission only, but often by ommission.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  A child's life is like a....
A child's life is like a piece of paper on which every person leaves a mark. -- Chinese Proverb

 
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POTABLE, n. Suitable for drinking. Water is said to be potable; indeed, some declare it our natural beverage, although even they find it palatable only when suffering from the recurrent disorder known as thirst, for which it is a medicine. Upon nothing has so great and diligent ingenuity been brought to bear in all ages and in all countries, except the most uncivilized, as upon the invention of substitutes for water. To hold that this general aversion to that liquid has no basis in the preservative instinct of the race is to be unscientific -- and without science we are as the snakes and toads.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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Service...--

 
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  EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out....
EXTINCTION, n. The raw material out of which theology created the future state.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  It is possible to fly without....
It is possible to fly without motors, but not without knowledge and skill.-- Wilbur Wright

 
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  There is no greater sorrow-- ....
There is no greater sorrow--

 
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  I quit therapy because my analyst....
I quit therapy because my analyst was trying to help me behind my back.-- Richard Lewis

 
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  Unless someone like you cares a....
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not.-- Dr. Seuss

 
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  Streets full of water; please advise.--....
Streets full of water; please advise.-- Robert Benchley

 
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  Hell, we spent $200 Billion to....
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave out of a fox-hole! And he may even die of prostate cancer before we even get a chance to try him, dammit!-- Ted Turner

 
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  We can learn much from wise....
We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys.-- William Arthur Ward

 
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  AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes....
AFRICAN, n. A nigger that votes our way.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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That is the true season of love, when we believe that we alone can love, that no one could ever have loved so before us, and that no one will love in the same way after us.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  To pity distress is but human;....
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.-- Horace Mann

 
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  Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor....
Don't waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The books that help you most....
The books that help you most are those which make you think that most. The hardest way of learning is that of easy reading; but a great book that comes from a great thinker is a ship of thought, deep freighted with truth and beauty.-- Theodore Parker

 
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  Another such victory over the Romans,....
Another such victory over the Romans, and we are undone.-- Pyrrhus

 
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  By the time I'd grown up,....
By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.-- Eve Babitz

 
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