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  I am convinced that the world....
I am convinced that the world is not a mere bog in which men and women trample themselves in the mire and die. Something magnificent is taking place here amid the cruelties and tragedies, and the supreme challenge to intelligence is that of making the noblest and best in our curious heritage prevail.-- Charles Austin Beard

 
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  Television is a new medium. It's....
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done.-- Fred Allen

 
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  Literature is a luxury; fiction is....
Literature is a luxury; fiction is a necessity.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  Nothing will come of nothing.-- William....
Nothing will come of nothing.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Most people ignore most poetry --....
Most people ignore most poetry --

 
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  She had fortunately always her appetite....
She had fortunately always her appetite for news. The pure flame of the disinterested burned in her cave of treasures as a lamp in a Byzantine vault.-- Henry James

 
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  American foreign policy must be more....
American foreign policy must be more than the management of crisis. It must have a great and guiding goal: to turn this time of American influence into generations of democratic peace.-- George W. Bush

 
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  The leader has to be practical....
The leader has to be practical and a realist, yet must talk the language of the visionary and the idealist.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  It is a far, far better....
It is a far, far better thing to have a firm anchor in nonsense than to put out on the troubled sea of thought.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

 
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  I need no warrant for being,....
I need no warrant for being, and no word of sanction upon my being. I am the warrant and the sanction.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  All charming people have something to....
All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others.-- Cyril Connolly

 
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  He who does not desire power....
He who does not desire power is fit to hold it.-- Plato

 
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  After silence, that which comes nearest....
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  To do just the opposite is....
To do just the opposite is also a form of imitation.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  The nice thing about egotists is....
The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.-- Lucille S. Harper

 
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  Never think that God's delays are....
Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius.-- Comte de Buffon

 
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  Better is a dinner of herbs....
Better is a dinner of herbs where love is, than a stalled ox and hatredtherewith.-- Bible

 
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  You don’t need to win every....
You don't need to win every medal to be successful.-- Jason Fried

 
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  Politics is war without bloodshed while....
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.-- Mao Tse-tung

 
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  Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.--....
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Each person has an ideal, a....
Each person has an ideal, a hope, a dream which represents the soul. We must give to it the warmth of love, the light of understanding and the essence of encouragement.-- Colby Dorr Dam

 
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  He who can, does. He who....
He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Our envy of others devours us....
Our envy of others devours us most of all.-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

 
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  In the end, you'll know which....
In the end, you'll know which people really love you. They're the ones who see you for who you are and, no matter what, always find a way to be at your side.-- Randy K. Milholland

 
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  [Sleep is] the golden chain that....
[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.-- Thomas Dekker

 
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  It is well to be up....
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health, wealth, and wisdom.-- Aristotle

 
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  In the arena of human life....
In the arena of human life the honours and rewards fall to those who show their good qualities.-- Aristotle

 
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  Creativity comes from trust. Trust your....
Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts.-- Rita Mae Brown

 
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  TURKEY, n. A large bird whose....
TURKEY, n. A large bird whose flesh when eaten on certain religious anniversaries has the peculiar property of attesting piety and gratitude. Incidentally, it is pretty good eating.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  R.I.P. A careless abbreviation of _requiescat....
R.I.P. A careless abbreviation of _requiescat in pace_, attesting to indolent goodwill to the dead. According to the learned Dr. Drigge, however, the letters originally meant nothing more than _reductus in pulvis_.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Weather is a great bluffer. I....
Weather is a great bluffer. I guess the same is true of our human society -- things can look dark, then a break shows in the clouds, and all is changed.-- E. B. White

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  I want to go on living....
I want to go on living even after my death,--

 
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  In an age when the fashion....
In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.-- Russell Baker

 
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  I have to remind myself that....
I have to remind myself that some birds weren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knew it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. But your world is just that much colder and emptier when they're gone. I don't know... maybe I just miss my friend.-- Stephen King

 
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  Biology has at least 50 more....
Biology has at least 50 more interesting years.-- James D. Watson

 
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  Mental toughness is essential to success.--....
Mental toughness is essential to success.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  Nature never makes any blunders, when....
Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.-- Archibald Alexander

 
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  Alea Iacta est... (the dice is....
Alea Iacta est... (the dice is cast)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Show me a good and gracious....
Show me a good and gracious loser and I'll show you a failure. -- Knute Rockne

 
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  If I had only known, I....
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  You always pass failure on the....
You always pass failure on the way to success.-- Mickey Rooney

 
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  Health is not valued till sickness....
Health is not valued till sickness comes.-- Dr. Thomas Fuller

 
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  When one is grateful for something....
When one is grateful for something too good for common thanks, writing is less unsatisfactory than speech-one does not, at least, hear how inadequate the words are.-- George Eliot

 
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  He looks as though he's been....
He looks as though he's been weaned on a pickle.-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

 
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  It may be irrational of me,....
It may be irrational of me, but human beings are quite my favorite species.-- Doctor Who

 
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  It seems to me that people....
It seems to me that people have vast potential. Most people can do extraordinary things if they have the confidence or take the risks. Yet most people don't. They sit in front of the telly and treat life as if it goes on forever.-- Philip Adams

 
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  Before you try to keep up....
Before you try to keep up with the Joneses, be sure they're not trying to keep up with you. -- Erma Bombeck

 
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  A committee is a cul-de-sac down....
A committee is a cul-de-sac down which ideas are lured and then quietly strangled.-- Sir Barnett Cocks

 
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  Small cheer and great welcome makes....
Small cheer and great welcome makes a merry feast.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Charity shall cover the multitude of....
Charity shall cover the multitude of sins.-- Bible

 
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  A woman is like a teabag,....
A woman is like a teabag, you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water.-- Mae West

 
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  A man of character in peace....
A man of character in peace is a man of courage in war.-- Sir James Glover

 
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  Never grow a wishbone where your....
Never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.-- Clementine Paddleford

 
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  Our life is not so much....
Our life is not so much threatened,-- Ralph_Waldo_Emerson/"

 
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  Adolescence is the stage between infancy....
Adolescence is the stage between infancy and adultery.-- Unknown

 
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  People who comprehend a thing to....
People who comprehend a thing to its very depths rarely stay faithful to it forever. For they have brought its depths into the light of day: and in the depths there is always much that is unpleasant to see.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Understand that the right to choose....
Understand that the right to choose your own path is a sacred privilege. Use it. Dwell in possiblity.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Let us think of education as....
Let us think of education as the means of developing our greatest abilities, because in each of us there is a private hope and dream which, fulfilled, can be translated into benefit for everyone and greater strength for our nation.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  Wear the old coat and buy....
Wear the old coat and buy the new book.-- Austin Phelps

 
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  Finance is the art of passing....
Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears.-- Robert W. Sarnoff

 
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  An optimist is the human personification....
An optimist is the human personification of spring.-- Susan J. Bissonette

 
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  Mother is the name for God....
Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children-- William Makepeace Thackeray

 
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  There but for the grace of....
There but for the grace of God go [I].-- John Bradford

 
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  From the totalitarian point of view,....
From the totalitarian point of view, history is something to be created rather than learned.-- George Orwell

 
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  My hometown was so dull that....
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.-- Fred Allen

 
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  Sane and intelligent human beings are....
Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Write something to suit yourself and....
Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and scarcely anyone will care for it.-- Jesse Stuart

 
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  The happiest excitement in life is....
The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.-- Ruth Benedict

 
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  The history of the Victorian Age....
The history of the Victorian Age will never be written: we know too much about it. For ignorance is the first requisite of the historian - ignorance, which simplifies and clarifies, which selects and omits, with a placid perfection unattainable by the highest art.-- Lytton Strachey

 
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  All of us have in our....
All of us have in our veins the exact same percentage of salt in our blood that exists in the ocean, and, therefore, we have salt in our blood, in our sweat, in our tears. We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea -- whether it is to sail or to watch it -- we are going back from whence we came.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  The advantage of a bad memory....
The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  We could never learn to be....
We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world.-- Helen Keller

 
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  No man should marry before he....
No man should marry before he has studied anatomy and dissected the body of a woman.-- Honore de Balzac

 
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  It is characteristic of wisdom not....
It is characteristic of wisdom not to do desperate things.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  He who is in love with....
He who is in love with himself has at least this advantage - he won't encounter many rivals.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  RUM, n. Generically, fiery liquors that....
RUM, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  BEHAVIOR, n. Conduct, as determined, not....
BEHAVIOR, n. Conduct, as determined, not by principle, but by breeding. The word seems to be somewhat loosely used in Dr. Jamrach Holobom's translation of the following lines from the _Dies Irae_:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The comfort of having a friend....
The comfort of having a friend may be taken away, but not that of having had one.-- Seneca

 
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  The true worth of an experimenter....
The true worth of an experimenter consists in his pursuing not only what he seeks in his experiment, but also what he did not seek.-- Claude Bernard

 
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  Democracy means that anyone can grow....
Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.-- Johnny Carson

 
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  Immortality. I notice that as soon....
Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  If you don't find it in....
If you don't find it in the index, look very carefully through the entire catalogue.-- Unknown

 
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  A common mistake that people make....
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  We can't all be heroes because....
We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.-- Will Rogers

 
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  For believe me: the secret for....
For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The secret of a good sermon....
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.-- George Burns

 
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  If you don't learn to laugh....
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old.-- Edgar Watson Howe

 
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  [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective....
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Never tell people how to do....
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do, and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.-- George S. Patton

 
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  To judge the real importance of....
To judge the real importance of an individual, we should think of the effect his death would produce.-- Peter de Gaston Levis

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  This is the devilish thing about....
This is the devilish thing about foreign affairs: they are foreign and will not always conform to our whim.-- James Reston

 
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  The closing years of life are....
The closing years of life are like the end of a masquerade party when the masks are dropped.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

 
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  Young people are more hopeful at....
Young people are more hopeful at a certain age than adults, but I suspect that's glandular. As for children, I keep as far from them as possible. I don't like the sight of them. The scale is all wrong. The heads tend to be too big for the bodies, and the hands and feet are a disaster. They keep falling into things. The nakedness of their bad character! We adults have learned how to disguise our terrible character, but children, well, they are like grotesque drawings of us. They should be neither seen nor heard, and no one must make another one.-- Gore Vidal

 
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  NOVEL, n. A short story padded.....
NOVEL, n. A short story padded. A species of composition bearing the same relation to literature that the panorama bears to art. As it is too long to be read at a sitting the impressions made by its successive parts are successively effaced, as in the panorama. Unity, totality of effect, is impossible; for besides the few pages last read all that is carried in mind is the mere plot of what has gone before. To the romance the novel is what photography is to painting. Its distinguishing principle, probability, corresponds to the literal actuality of the photograph and puts it distinctly into the category of reporting; whereas the free wing of the romancer enables him to mount to such altitudes of imagination as he may be fitted to attain; and the first three essentials of the literary art are imagination, imagination and imagination. The art of writing novels, such as it was, is long dead everywhere except in Russia, where it is new. Peace to its ashes -- some of which have a large sale

 
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  I love my past. I love....
I love my past. I love my present. I'm not ashamed of what I've had, and I'm not sad because I have it no longer.-- Colette

 
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  No wonder Americans hate politics when,....
No wonder Americans hate politics when, year in and year out, they hear politicians make promises that won't come true because they don't even mean them - campaign fantasies that win elections but don't get nations moving again.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  Desire, ask, believe, receive.-- Stella Terrill....
Desire, ask, believe, receive.-- Stella Terrill Mann

 
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  We can learn even from our....
We can learn even from our enemies.-- Ovid

 
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  One of the things about being....
One of the things about being a grown-up is learning how to act right even when you feel wrong.-- Sean Stewart

 
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  MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.-- Ambrose Bierce....
MINOR, adj. Less objectionable.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I care not so much what....
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  A coward is incapable of exhibiting....
A coward is incapable of exhibiting love; it is the prerogative of the brave.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  To have respect for ourselves guides....
To have respect for ourselves guides our morals; and to have a deference for others governs our manners.-- Lawrence Sterne

 
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  No great improvements in the lot....
No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.-- John Stuart Mill

 
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  The foundation of every state is....
The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.-- Diogenes Laertius

 
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  Life is made up of marble....
Life is made up of marble and mud.-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

 
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  Nature is just enough; but men....
Nature is just enough; but men and women must comprehend and accept her suggestions.-- Antoinette Brown Blackwell

 
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  I would not attack the faith....
I would not attack the faith of a heathen without being sure I had a better one to put in its place.-- Harriet Beecher Stowe

 
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  Oh God, that men should put....
Oh God, that men should put an enemy in their mouths to steal away their brains!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  We have too many high sounding....
We have too many high sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.-- Abigail Adams

 
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  And now also the ax is....
And now also the ax is laid unto the root of the trees.-- Bible

 
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  The only man who is really....
The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving any excuse.-- Jules Renard

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  His resolve is not to seem,....
His resolve is not to seem, but to be, the best.-- Aeschylus

 
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  There are two great rules of....
There are two great rules of life, the one general and the other particular. The first is that everyone can in the end, get what he wants, if he only tries. That is the general rule. The particular rule is that every individual is, more or less, an exception to the rule.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  Until the day when God shall....
Until the day when God shall deign to reveal the future to man, all human wisdom is summed up in these two words,--'Wait and hope'.-- Alexandre Dumas

 
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  The author of genius does keep....
The author of genius does keep till his last breath the spontaneity, the ready sensitiveness, of a child, the "innocence of eye" that means so much to the painter, the ability to respond freshly and quickly to new scenes, and to old scenes as though they were new; to see traits and characteristics as though each were new-minted from the hand of God instead of sorting them quickly into dusty categories and pigeon-holing them without wonder or surprise; to feel situations so immediately and keenly that the word "trite" has hardly any meaning for him; and always to see "the correspondences between things" of which Aristotle spoke two thousand years ago.-- Dorothea Brande

 
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  I know that most men, including....
I know that most men, including those at ease with problems of the greatest complexity, can seldom accept even the simplest and most obvious truth if it be such as would oblige them to admit the falsity of conlusions which they have delighted in explaining to colleages, which they have proudly taught to others, and which they have woven, thread by thread, into the fabric of their lives.-- Leo Tolstoy

 
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  It isn't necessary to have relatives....
It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Life is an effort that deserves....
Life is an effort that deserves a better cause.-- Karl Kraus

 
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  Success is a lousy teacher. It....
Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can't lose.-- Bill Gates

 
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  And so faith is closing your....
And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul down to the bottom of life, where existence and nonexistence have merged into irrelevance. All that matters is the little part you play in the vast drama.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  We are all apt to believe....
We are all apt to believe what the world believes about us.-- George Eliot

 
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  The only obligation which I have....
The only obligation which I have a right to assume, is to do at any time what I think right.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  The last temptation is the greatest....
The last temptation is the greatest treason: to do the right deed for the wrong reason.-- T. S. Eliot

 
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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  How much fame, money, and power....
How much fame, money, and power does a woman have to achieve on her own before you can punch her in the face?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I have heard of your paintings....
I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  That all men are equal is....
That all men are equal is a proposition which, at ordinary times, no sane individual has ever given his assent.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  The life of the law has....
The life of the law has not been logic but experience.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  Let us think the unthinkable, let....
Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  When there is no enemy within,....
When there is no enemy within, the enemies outside cannot hurt you.-- African proverb

 
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  A good conscience fears no witness,....
A good conscience fears no witness, but a guilty conscience is solicitous even in solitude. If we do nothing but what is honest, let all the world know it. But if otherwise, what does it signify to have nobody else know it, so long as I know it myself? Miserable is he who slights that witness.-- Seneca

 
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  Unless man is committed to the....
Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality.-- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

 
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  A noble man compares and estimates....
A noble man compares and estimates himself by an idea which is higher than himself; and a mean man, by one lower than himself. The one produces aspiration; the other ambition, which is the way in which a vulgar man aspires.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  As scarce as truth is, the....
As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. -- Josh Billings

 
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  Defining and analyzing humor is a....
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.-- Robert Benchley

 
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  I was once thrown out of....
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.-- Oscar Levant

 
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  America is a vast conspiracy to....
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.-- John Updike

 
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  Being in a ship is like....
Being in a ship is like being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  When the debate is over, slander....
When the debate is over, slander becomes the tool of the loser.-- Socrates

 
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  We are an impossibility in an....
We are an impossibility in an impossible universe.-- Ray Bradbury

 
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  An author is a fool who,....
An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with, insists on boring future generations.-- Charles de Montesquieu

 
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  The least deviation from truth will....
The least deviation from truth will be multiplied later.-- Aristotle

 
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  I can't seem to bring myself....
I can't seem to bring myself to say, "Well, I guess I'll be toddling along." It isn't that I can't toddle. It's that I can't guess I'll toddle.-- Robert Benchley

 
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  If we don't succeed we run....
If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  Success is counted sweetest by those....
Success is counted sweetest by those who ne'er succeed.-- Emily Dickinson

 
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  Although the last, not least.-- William....
Although the last, not least.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The penalty of success is to....
The penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you.-- Nancy Astor

 
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  Man is equally incapable of seeing....
Man is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness from which he emerges and the infinity in which he is engulfed.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Disconnecting from change does not recapture....
Disconnecting from change does not recapture the past. It loses the future.-- Kathleen Norris

 
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  When we see men of worth,....
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.-- Confucius

 
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  Archaeology is the peeping Tom of....
Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.-- Jim Bishop

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  All I really need to know....
All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned--the biggest word of all--look.-- Robert Fulghum

 
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  WHEAT, n. A cereal from which....
WHEAT, n. A cereal from which a tolerably good whisky can with some difficulty be made, and which is used also for bread. The French are said to eat more bread _per capita_ of population than any other people, which is natural, for only they know how to make the stuff palatable.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You can't say civilization don't advance...in....
You can't say civilization don't advance...in every war they kill you a new way.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Oft expectation fails, and most oft....
Oft expectation fails, and most oft where most it promises; and oft it hits where hope is coldest; and despair most sits.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  He who every morning plans the....
He who every morning plans the transaction of the day and follows out that plan, carries a thread that will guide him through the maze of the most busy life. But where no plan is laid, where the disposal of time is surrendered merely to the chance of incidence, chaos will soon reign.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  Say what men may, it is....
Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes no position will not sway the human intellect.-- William Thayer Shedd

 
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  All music if folk music. I....
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.-- Louis Armstrong

 
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  Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by....
Gratitude is a sickness, suffered by dogs.-- Joseph Stalin

 
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  I don't generally feel anything until....
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.-- Bob Hope

 
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  Do not always expect good to....
Do not always expect good to happen, but do not let evil take you by surprise.-- Czech Proverb

 
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  Do not be too timid and....
Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experience.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  A healthy family is sacred territory.--....
A healthy family is sacred territory.-- Unknown

 
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  If any thing is sacred the....
If any thing is sacred the human body is sacred.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  I’m not going to die because....
I'm not going to die because I failed as someone else. I'm going to succeed as myself.-- Margaret Cho

 
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  I'm convinced there's a small room....
I'm convinced there's a small room in the attic of the Foreign Office where future diplomats are taught to stammer.-- Peter Ustinov

 
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  Some people have such a talent....
Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.-- Jean Kerr

 
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  I don't want prizes. I turned....
I don't want prizes. I turned down the National Institute of Arts and Letters when I was elected to it in 1976 on the grounds that I already belonged to the Diner's Club.-- Gore Vidal

 
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  Be you in what line of....
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

 
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  When we treat man as he....
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  When I hear anyone talk of....
When I hear anyone talk of culture, I reach for my revolver.-- Hermann Goering

 
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  I was not successful as a....
I was not successful as a ballplayer, as it was a game of skill.-- Casey Stengel

 
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  If I ever marry, it will....
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots himself.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Each person must live their life....
Each person must live their life as a model for others.-- Rosa Parks

 
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  The covetous man is ever in....
The covetous man is ever in want.-- Horace

 
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  Humility must always be the portion....
Humility must always be the portion of any man who receives acclaim earned in the blood of his followers and the sacrifices of his friends.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  We are drowning in information and....
We are drowning in information and starved for knowledge.-- Unknown

 
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  Do not do unto others as....
Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and....
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate, and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate, and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Biography lends to death a new....
Biography lends to death a new terror.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  It requires more courage to suffer....
It requires more courage to suffer than to die.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show....
RIDICULE, n. Words designed to show that the person of whom they are uttered is devoid of the dignity of character distinguishing him who utters them. It may be graphic, mimetic or merely rident. Shaftesbury is quoted as having pronounced it the test of truth -- a ridiculous assertion, for many a solemn fallacy has undergone centuries of ridicule with no abatement of its popular acceptance. What, for example, has been more valorously derided than the doctrine of Infant Respectability?-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  In case you're worried about what's....
In case you're worried about what's going to become of the younger generation, it's going to grow up and start worrying about the younger generation.-- Roger Allen

 
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  FREEMASONS, n. An order with secret....
FREEMASONS, n. An order with secret rites, grotesque ceremonies and fantastic costumes, which, originating in the reign of Charles II, among working artisans of London, has been joined successively by the dead of past centuries in unbroken retrogression until now it embraces all the generations of man on the hither side of Adam and is drumming up distinguished recruits among the pre-Creational inhabitants of Chaos and Formless Void. The order was founded at different times by Charlemagne, Julius Caesar, Cyrus, Solomon, Zoroaster, Confucious, Thothmes, and Buddha. Its emblems and symbols have been found in the Catacombs of Paris and Rome, on the stones of the Parthenon and the Chinese Great Wall, among the temples of Karnak and Palmyra and in the Egyptian Pyramids -- always by a Freemason.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There is no moral precept that....
There is no moral precept that does not have something inconvenient about it.-- Denis Diderot

 
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  Immature love says: 'I love you....
Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.-- Erich Fromm

 
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  The more we do, the more....
The more we do, the more we can do; the more busy we are the more leisure we have.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  To ask advice is in nine....
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.-- John Churton Collins

 
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  Wisdom oft lurks beneath a tattered....
Wisdom oft lurks beneath a tattered coat.-- Caecilius Statius

 
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  Most people enjoy the inferiority of....
Most people enjoy the inferiority of their friends.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  RUSSIAN, n. A person with a....
RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Wait until it is night before....
Wait until it is night before saying that it has been a fine day.-- French Proverb

 
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  We must have infinite faith in....
We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is....
Conspicuous consumption of valuable goods is a means of reputability to the gentleman of leisure.-- Thorstein Veblen

 
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  I smoke in moderation, only one....
I smoke in moderation, only one cigar at a time.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Speech is the mirror of the....
Speech is the mirror of the mind.-- Seneca/"

 
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  Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.-- Leo....
Crude, immoral, vulgar and senseless.-- Leo Tolstoy

 
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  Where they have burned books, they....
Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.-- Heinrich_Heine/"

 
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  It's okay if you mess up.....
It's okay if you mess up. You should give yourself a break.-- Billy Joel

 
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  Real joy, which comes from loving....
Real joy, which comes from loving to do good things without wanting to be repaid, is the reward that lasts forever.-- Emanuel Swedenborg

 
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  Even when someone battles hard, there....
Even when someone battles hard, there is an equal portion for one who lingers behind, and in the same honor are held both the coward and the brave man; the idle man and he who has done much meet death alike.-- Homer

 
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  Leave each one his touch of....
Leave each one his touch of folly; it helps to lighten life's burden which, if he could see himself as he is, might be too heavy to carry.-- John Lancaster Spalding

 
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  Truth often suffers more by the....
Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders, than from the arguments of its opposers.-- William Penn

 
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  Make the most of yourself, for....
Make the most of yourself, for that is all there is of you.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  If you keep saying things are....
If you keep saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

 
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  The worst thing about Europe is....
The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee.-- Tellis Frank

 
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  The right things to do are....
The right things to do are those that keep our violence in abeyance; the wrong things are those that bring it to the fore.-- Robert J. Sawyer

 
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  New York is the only city....
New York is the only city in the world where you can get deliberately run down on the sidewalk by a pedestrian.-- Russell Baker

 
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  He may be mad, but there's....
He may be mad, but there's method in his madness. There nearly always is method in madness. It's what drives men mad, being methodical.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  I make a fortune from criticizing....
I make a fortune from criticizing the policy of the government, and then hand it over to the government in taxes to keep it going.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Partying is such sweet sorrow.-- Robert....
Partying is such sweet sorrow.-- Robert Byrne

 
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  FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to....
FIDELITY, n. A virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Turning and turning in the widening....
Turning and turning in the widening gyre,--

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  What need is there to weep....
What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.-- Seneca

 
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  OCCIDENT, n. The part of the....
OCCIDENT, n. The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Give not over thy soul to....
Give not over thy soul to sorrow; and afflict not thyself in thy own counsel. Gladness of heart is the life of man and the joyfulness of man is length of days.-- Ecclesiastes

 
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  Our minds are like our stomachs;....
Our minds are like our stomachs; they are whetted by the change of their food, and variety supplies both with fresh appetites.-- Quintilian

 
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  Your idea doesn't have to be....
Your idea doesn't have to be big. It just has to be yours alone. The more the idea is yours alone, the more freedom you have to do something really amazing. The more amazing, the more people will click with your idea. The more people click with your idea, the more it will change the world.-- Hugh Macleod

 
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  Going to church doesn't make you....
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.-- Anonymous

 
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  He who would travel happily must....
He who would travel happily must travel light.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 
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  If you think education is expensive,....
If you think education is expensive, Try Ignorance!!!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I look upon the whole world....
I look upon the whole world as my fatherland, and every war has to me the horror of a family fued.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Education without values, as useful as....
Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  Did you exchange a walk-on part....
Did you exchange a walk-on part in a war, for a leading role in a cage?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The true index of a man's....
The true index of a man's character is the health of his wife.-- Cyril Connolly

 
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  CENTAUR, n. One of a race....
CENTAUR, n. One of a race of persons who lived before the division of labor had been carried to such a pitch of differentiation, and who followed the primitive economic maxim, "Every man his own horse." The best of the lot was Chiron, who to the wisdom and virtues of the horse added the fleetness of man. The scripture story of the head of John the Baptist on a charger shows that pagan myths have somewhat sophisticated sacred history.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Experience is a hard teacher because....
Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards.-- Vernon Sanders Law

 
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  To accomplish great things we must....
To accomplish great things we must first dream, then visualize, then plan... believe... act!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  A philosopher once said 'It is....
A philosopher once said 'It is necessary for the very existence of science that the same conditions always produce the same results'. Well, they do not. You set up the circumstances, with the same conditions every time, and you cannot predict behind which hole you will see the electron.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  Don't gamble; take all your savings....
Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Where justice is denied, where poverty....
Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is in an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob, and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.-- Frederick Douglass

 
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  Specialization is for insects.-- Robert Heinlein....
Specialization is for insects.-- Robert Heinlein

 
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  For certain is death for the....
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  Do the thing we fear, and....
Do the thing we fear, and death of fear is certain.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  A wise man can see more....
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top .-- Unknown

 
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  If you can stay in love....
If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something.-- Fran Lebowitz

 
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  I used to think I was....
I used to think I was poor. Then they told me I wasn't poor, I was needy. Then they told me it was self-defeating to think of myself as needy. I was deprived. (Oh not deprived but rather underprivileged) Then they told me that underprivileged was overused. I was disadvantaged. I still don't have a dime. But I have a great vocabulary.-- Jules Feiffer

 
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  The Argument from Intimidation is a....
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  The follies which a man regrets....
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.-- Helen Rowland

 
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  Hope is the thing with feathers....
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul, and sings the words without the tune, and never stops at all.-- Emily Dickinson

 
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  A wise man will make more....
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity....
Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  Humanity is composed but of two....
Humanity is composed but of two categories, the invalids and the nurses. -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

 
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  Violence is the last refuge of....
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.-- Isaac Asimov

 
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  MOUSE, n. An animal which strews....
MOUSE, n. An animal which strews its path with fainting women. As in Rome Christians were thrown to the lions, so centuries earlier in Otumwee, the most ancient and famous city of the world, female heretics were thrown to the mice. Jakak-Zotp, the historian, the only Otumwump whose writings have descended to us, says that these martyrs met their death with little dignity and much exertion. He even attempts to exculpate the mice (such is the malice of bigotry) by declaring that the unfortunate women perished, some from exhaustion, some of broken necks from falling over their own feet, and some from lack of restoratives. The mice, he avers, enjoyed the pleasures of the chase with composure. But if "Roman history is nine-tenths lying," we can hardly expect a smaller proportion of that rhetorical figure in the annals of a people capable of so incredible cruelty to a lovely women; for a hard heart has a false tongue.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality....
ARTLESSNESS, n. A certain engaging quality to which women attain by long study and severe practice upon the admiring male, who is pleased to fancy it resembles the candid simplicity of his young.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Think you of the fact that....
Think you of the fact that a deaf person cannot hear. Then, what deafness may we not all possess? What senses do we lack that we cannot see and cannot hear another world all around us?-- Frank Herbert

 
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  Don't walk behind me, I may....
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.-- Unknown

 
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  Nothing is said that has not....
Nothing is said that has not been said before.-- Terence

 
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  Christmas is a time when people....
Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.-- Matt Groening

 
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  When a woman behaves like a....
When a woman behaves like a man, why can't she behave like a nice man?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind....
IMPENITENCE, n. A state of mind intermediate in point of time between sin and punishment.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Love is a dirty trick played....
Love is a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  No matter what a woman looks....
No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.-- Paris Hilton

 
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  Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly....
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  To accomplish great things, we must....
To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe.-- Anatole France

 
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  I believe that banking institutions are....
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around [the banks] will deprive the people of all property until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered. The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  By force of arms.-- Cicero/" ....
By force of arms.-- Cicero/"

 
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  Haste in every business brings failures.--....
Haste in every business brings failures.-- Herodotus

 
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  Love as Thought is Truth.-- ....
Love as Thought is Truth.--

 
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  In nature there are neither rewards....
In nature there are neither rewards nor punishments. There are consequences.-- Robert Ingersoll

 
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  Everything has been figured out except....
Everything has been figured out except how to live.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

 
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  A criminal is a person with....
A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.-- Howard Scott

 
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  In three words I can sum....
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.-- Robert Frost

 
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  Force overcome by force.-- Cicero/" ....
Force overcome by force.-- Cicero/"

 
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  Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.-- Leonardo....
Intellectual passion dries out sensuality.-- Leonardo da Vinci

 
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  You can't ever be really free....
You can't ever be really free if you admire somebody too much.-- Tove Jansson

 
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  If you don't run your own....
If you don't run your own life, somebody else will.-- John Atkinson

 
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  Success in highest and noblest form....
Success in highest and noblest form calls for peace of mind and enjoyment and happiness which comes only to the man who has found the work he likes best.-- Napoleon Hill

 
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  Tact is, after all, a kind....
Tact is, after all, a kind of mind reading.-- Sarah Orne Jewett

 
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  How little you know about the....
How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand.-- Ovid

 
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  A woman's place is in the....
A woman's place is in the wrong.-- James Thurber

 
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  The chief objection of playing wind....
The chief objection of playing wind instruments is that it prolongs the life of the player.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Make sure you have finished speaking....
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.-- Dorothy Sarnoff

 
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  Women are like teabags. You dont....
Women are like teabags. You dont know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

 
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The mind's first step to self-awareness must be through the body.-- George Sheehan

 
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  One often contradicts an opinion when....
One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The charity that hastens to proclaim....
The charity that hastens to proclaim its good deeds, ceases to be charity, and is only pride and ostentation.-- William Hutton

 
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  Be not righteous overmuch-- Bible ....
Be not righteous overmuch-- Bible

 
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  I'm glad I don't have to....
I'm glad I don't have to explain to a man from Mars why each day I set fire to dozens of little pieces of paper, and then put them in my mouth.-- Mignon McLaughlin

 
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  If Christ were here now there....
If Christ were here now there is one thing he would not be - a Christian.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Here's to our wives and girlfriends.......
Here's to our wives and girlfriends... may they never meet!-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Men can know more than their....
Men can know more than their ancestors did if they start with a knowledge of what their ancestors had already learned....That is why a society can be progressive only if it conserves its traditions.-- Walter Lippmann

 
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  Facts are the enemy of truth.--....
Facts are the enemy of truth.-- Miguel de Cervantes

 
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  It's wisdom to recognize necessity, when....
It's wisdom to recognize necessity, when all other courses have been weighed, though as folly it may appear to those who cling to false hope.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him,....
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now; your gambols, your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  No man ever believes that the....
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Correct me if I'm wrong, but....
Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line between sanity and madness gotten finer?-- George Price

 
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  Still other respected writes, such as....
Still other respected writes, such as Rufus Miles Jr. and Stanford Univerity's Barton Bernstein, have effectively refuted Truman's oft-repeated argument about the number of American lives saved by the bomb. Citing the most recently de-classified materials, Bernstein could not find a worst-case prediction of lives lost higher than 46,000-even if an invasion had been mounted, which, as noted, was deemed highly unlikely by July 1945. Most estimates went no higher than 20,000 combat deaths. "The myth of the 500,000 American lives saved", Bernstein concludes, "thus seems to have no bases in fact."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac,....
Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it.-- Unknown

 
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  If an idea's worth having once,....
If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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  There is nothing the body suffers....
There is nothing the body suffers which the soul may not profit by.-- George Meredith

 
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  FREEDOM, n. Exemption from the stress....
FREEDOM, n. Exemption from the stress of authority in a beggarly half dozen of restraint's infinite multitude of methods. A political condition that every nation supposes itself to enjoy in virtual monopoly. Liberty. The distinction between freedom and liberty is not accurately known; naturalists have never been able to find a living specimen of either.-- For all to whom the power's given

 
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  Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to....
Orthodoxy means not thinking--not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.-- George Orwell

 
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  I would rather discover one scientific....
I would rather discover one scientific fact than become King of Persia.-- Democritus

 
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  To err is human; to forgive,....
To err is human; to forgive, divine.-- Alexander Pope

 
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  Live your beliefs and you can....
Live your beliefs and you can turn the world around.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Each friend represents a world in....
Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.-- Anais Nin

 
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  Haste is good only in catching....
Haste is good only in catching fleas.-- Alla Yaroshinskaya

 
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  I consider being ill as one....
I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  If one does not understand a....
If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.-- Carl Jung

 
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  We know that dictators are quick....
We know that dictators are quick to choose aggression, while free nations strive to resolve differences in peace. We know that oppressive governments support terror, while free governments fight the terrorists in their midst. We know that free peoples embrace progress and life, instead of becoming the recruits for murderous ideologies.-- George W. Bush

 
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  It is not necessary to understand....
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.-- Pierre Beaumarchais

 
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  It is better to wear out....
It is better to wear out than to rust out.-- Bishop Richard Cumberland

 
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  Conscience is the perfect interpreter of....
Conscience is the perfect interpreter of life.-- Karl Barth

 
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  It is not wealth one asks....
It is not wealth one asks for, but just enough to preserve one's dignity, to work unhampered, to be generous, frank and independent.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  In this life he laughs longest....
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.-- John Masefield

 
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  The wolf also shall dwell with....
The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid.-- Bible

 
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  Friendship make prosperity more shining and....
Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it.-- Cicero

 
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  What is called resignation is confirmed....
What is called resignation is confirmed desperation.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  The grand aim of all science....
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  When you learn how to die,....
When you learn how to die, you learn how to live.-- Morrie Schwartz

 
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  Resist the devil, and he will....
Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.-- Bible

 
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  I hope that I may always....
I hope that I may always desire more than I can accomplish. -- Michelangelo Buonarroti

 
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  Now I know what a statesman....
Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen.-- Bob Edwards

 
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  For I dipped into the future,....
For I dipped into the future, as far as human eye could see, saw a vision of the world, and all the wonder that would be.-- Alfred Lord Tennyson

 
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  He who strikes the first blow....
He who strikes the first blow admits he's lost the argument.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  In the absence of clearly-defined goals,....
In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it. -- Robert Heinlein

 
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  The first duty of a revolutionary....
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.-- Abbie Hoffman

 
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  Democracy consists of choosing your dictators,....
Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.-- Alan Corenk

 
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  A ceremony in which rings are....
A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.-- Herbert Spencer

 
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  Your equipment DOES NOT affect the....
Your equipment DOES NOT affect the quality of your image. The less time and effort you spend worrying about your equipment the more time and effort you can spend creating great images. The right equipment just makes it easier, faster or more convenient for you to get the results you need.-- Ken Rockwell

 
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  Goodbye cruel world.-- Gloria Shayne ....
Goodbye cruel world.-- Gloria Shayne

 
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  Selfishness is not living as one....
Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Only enemies speak the truth; friends....
Only enemies speak the truth; friends and lovers lie endlessly, caught in the web of duty.-- Stephen King

 
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  The trail is the thing, not....
The trail is the thing, not the end of the trail. Travel too fast and you miss all you are traveling for.-- Louis L'Amour

 
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  The best [man] is like water.--....
The best [man] is like water.--

 
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  The outcome of any serious research....
The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before.-- Thorstein Veblen

 
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  Friendship with oneself is all-important, because....
Friendship with oneself is all-important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

 
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  The ultimate measure of a man....
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  The best place a person can....
The best place a person can die, is where they die for others.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  Patterning your life around other's opinions....
Patterning your life around other's opinions is nothing more than slavery.-- Lawana Blackwell

 
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  Then shall the dust return to....
Then shall the dust return to the earth as it was; and the spirit shall return unto God who gave it.-- Bible

 
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  Creativity represents a miraculous coming together....
Creativity represents a miraculous coming together of the uninhibited energy of the child with its apparent opposite and enemy, the sense of order imposed on the disciplined adult intelligence.-- Norman Podhoretz

 
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