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  This bud of love, by summer's....
This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  We're neither pure; nor wise; nor....
We're neither pure; nor wise; nor good; we do the best we know.-- Voltaire

 
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  The Holy Roman Empire was neither....
The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.-- Voltaire

 
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  A love of tradition has never....
A love of tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril; but the new view must come, the world must roll forward.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  So far I haven't heard of....
So far I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.-- Kin Hubbard

 
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  I never think of the future.....
I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  What we call 'Progress' is the....
What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.-- Havelock Ellis

 
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  If a pessimist is always right,....
If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?-- Unknown

 
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  Woman is the salvation or the....
Woman is the salvation or the destruction of the family. She carries its destiny in the folds of her mantle.-- Henri-Frederic Amiel

 
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  GENEALOGY, n. An account of one's....
GENEALOGY, n. An account of one's descent from an ancestor who did not particularly care to trace his own.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  They say that time changes things,....
They say that time changes things, but actually you have to change them yourself.-- Andy Warhol

 
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  When I was a kid my....
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.-- Rodney Dangerfield

 
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  [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective....
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  I’ve seen too much hate to....
I've seen too much hate to want to hate, myself, and every time I see it, I say to myself, hate is too great a burden to bear. Somehow we must be able to stand up against our most bitter opponents and say:"We shall match your capacity to inflict suffering by our capacity to endure suffering. We will meet your physical force with soul force. Do to us what you will and we will still love you.... But be assured that we'll wear you down by our capacity to suffer, and one day we will win our freedom. We will not only win freedom for ourselves; we will appeal to your heart and conscience that we will win you in the process, and our victory will be a double victory.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  Any man whose errors take ten....
Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man.-- J. Robert Oppenheimer

 
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  The real question of government versus....
The real question of government versus private enterprise is argued on too philosophical and abstract a basis. Theoretically, planning may be good. But nobody has ever figured out the cause of government stupidity and until they do (and find the cure) all ideal plans will fall into quicksand.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  To you I'm an atheist; to....
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.-- Woody Allen

 
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  NEGRO, n. The _piece de resistance_....
NEGRO, n. The _piece de resistance_ in the American political problem. Representing him by the letter n, the Republicans begin to build their equation thus: "Let n = the white man." This, however, appears to give an unsatisfactory solution.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Veni, vidi, vici.-- Julius_Caesar/" ....
Veni, vidi, vici.-- Julius_Caesar/"

 
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  You teach your daughters the diameters....
You teach your daughters the diameters of the planets and wonder when you are done that they do not delight in your company.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Lead the life that will make....
Lead the life that will make you kindly and friendly to everyone about you, and you will be surprised what a happy life you will lead.-- Charles M. Schwab

 
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  IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine....
IMBECILITY, n. A kind of divine inspiration, or sacred fire affecting censorious critics of this dictionary.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  SLANG, n. The grunt of the....
SLANG, n. The grunt of the human hog (_Pignoramus intolerabilis_) with an audible memory. The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot. A means (under Providence) of setting up as a wit without a capital of sense.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Be a friend to thyself, and....
Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too. -- Thomas Fuller

 
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  So you see, imagination needs moodling....
So you see, imagination needs moodling - long, inefficient, happy idling, dawdling and puttering.--

 
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  LAP, n. One of the most....
LAP, n. One of the most important organs of the female system -- an admirable provision of nature for the repose of infancy, but chiefly useful in rural festivities to support plates of cold chicken and heads of adult males. The male of our species has a rudimentary lap, imperfectly developed and in no way contributing to the animal's substantial welfare.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The test of the morality of....
The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its children.--

 
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  Infinite striving to be the best....
Infinite striving to be the best is man's duty, it is it's own reward. Everything else is in God's hands.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of....
EUCHARIST, n. A sacred feast of the religious sect of Theophagi. A dispute once unhappily arose among the members of this sect as to what it was that they ate. In this controversy some five hundred thousand have already been slain, and the question is still unsettled.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Every kind of peaceful cooperation among....
Every kind of peaceful cooperation among men is primarily based on mutual trust and only secondarily on institutions such as courts of justice and police.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  When you're a mayor and you....
When you're a mayor and you have a problem you blame the provincial government. If you are provincial government and you have a problem you blame the federal government. We don't blame the Queen any more, so once in a while we might blame the Americans.-- Jean Chretien

 
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  A free press can of course....
A free press can of course be good or bad, but, most certainly, without freedom it will never be anything but bad. . . . Freedom is nothing else but a chance to bet better, whereas enslavement is a certainty of the worse.-- Albert Camus

 
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  As I grow older , I....
As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me.-- H. Rider Haggard

 
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  One of the things about equality....
One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man.-- Marlo Thomas

 
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  The key to being a good....
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.-- Casey Stengel

 
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  Political power grows out of the....
Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.-- Mao Tse-tung

 
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  Perhaps in time the so-called Dark....
Perhaps in time the so-called Dark Ages will be thought of as including our own.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  Make it your habit not to....
Make it your habit not to be critical about small things-- Edward Everett

 
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  I'm a level 5 vegan, I....
I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.-- Matt Groening

 
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  Silence is the virtue of fools.--....
Silence is the virtue of fools.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Be extremely subtle, even to the....
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of the opponent's fate.-- Sun-tzu

 
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  In science the credit goes to....
In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not the man to whom the idea first occurs.-- Sir Francis Darwin

 
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  You know criticism when you get....
You know criticism when you get into this business. You accept the bad with the good, the tabloids and the positive side of it.-- Carmen Electra

 
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  It's surprising what you can accomplish....
It's surprising what you can accomplish when no one is concerned about who gets the credit.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  Keep your face to the sun....
Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows.-- Helen Keller

 
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  A hero is no braver than....
A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  The first man to compare the....
The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.-- Salvador Dali

 
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  Experience is what allows us to....
Experience is what allows us to repeat our mistakes, only with more finesse!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Enjoy life. There's plenty of time....
Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.-- Hans Christian Andersen

 
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  That man over there says that....
That man over there says that women need to be helped into carriages, and lifted over ditches, and to have the best place everywhere. Nobody ever helps me into carriages, or over mud-puddles, or gives me any best place! And ain't I a woman? Look at me! Look at my arm! I have ploughed and planted, and gathered into barns, and no man could head me! And ain't I a woman? I could work as much and eat as much as a man - when I could get it - and bear the lash as well! And ain't I a woman? I have borne thirteen children, and seen most all sold off to slavery, and when I cried out with my mother's grief, none but Jesus heard me! And ain't I a woman?-- Sojourner Truth

 
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  To love what you do and....
To love what you do and feel that it matters - how could anything be more fun?-- Katharine Graham

 
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  I feel how little she can....
I feel how little she can like being told of her owing me anything. No woman ever enjoys such an obligation to another woman.-- Henry James

 
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  NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.-- Ambrose....
NON-COMBATANT, n. A dead Quaker.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  From each according to his abilities,....
From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.-- Louis Blanc

 
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  I installed a skylight in my....
I installed a skylight in my apartment. The people who live above me are furious!-- Steven Wright

 
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  I will not eat oysters. I....
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead- not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen

 
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  Anyone can do any amount of....
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment.-- Robert Benchley

 
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  That best portion of a good....
That best portion of a good man's life, His little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.-- William Wordsworth

 
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  Nothing is so firmly believed as....
Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  All men are in some degree....
All men are in some degree impressed by the face of the world; some men even to delight. This love of beauty is taste. Others have the same love in such success that, not content with admiring, they seek to embody it in new forms. The creation of beauty is art.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I can endure my own despair,--....
I can endure my own despair,-- William_Walsh/"

 
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  The Churches must learn humility as....
The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Blessed is the season which engages....
Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. -- Hamilton Wright Mabi

 
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  The game is up.-- William Shakespeare....
The game is up.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  PLAN, v.t. To bother about the....
PLAN, v.t. To bother about the best method of accomplishing an accidental result.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  It is impossible to travel faster....
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.-- Woody Allen

 
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  They say you just stand over....
They say you just stand over there, he'll say thank you and you walk back off and that's what I thought was gonna happen, but in my head, I had for five or six years known that he was gonna call me over.-- Ellen DeGeneres

 
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  The best defense against the atom....
The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.-- Anonymous

 
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  I know nothing except the fact....
I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance.-- Socrates

 
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  Appraise war in terms of the....
Appraise war in terms of the fundamental factors. The first of these factors is moral influence.-- Sun-Tzu

 
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  Television's perfect. You turn a few....
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don't have to concentrate. You don't have to react. You don't have to remember. You don't miss your brain because you don't need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man's nirvana. And if some poor nasty minded person comes along and says you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably hasn't got the price of a television set.-- Raymond Chandler

 
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  It doesn't matter that Cathy was....
It doesn't matter that Cathy was what I have called a monster. Perhaps we can't understand Cathy, but on the other hand we are capable of many things in all directions, of great virtues and great sins. And who in his mind has not probed the black water?-- John Steinbeck

 
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  Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress,....
Never discourage anyone...who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.-- Plato

 
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  Happy or unhappy, families are all....
Happy or unhappy, families are all mysterious.-- Gloria Steinem

 
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  Happy the man who, like Ulysses,....
Happy the man who, like Ulysses, has made a fine voyage, or has won the Golden Fleece, and then returns, experienced and knowledgeable, to spend the rest of his life among his family!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The habit of giving only enhances....
The habit of giving only enhances the desire to give.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  I think Superman should go on....
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.-- Dave Barry

 
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  It is the mind that maketh....
It is the mind that maketh good or ill, that maketh wretch or happy, rich or poor.-- Edmund Spenser

 
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  The heads of strong old age....
The heads of strong old age are beautiful beyond all grace of youth.-- Robinson Jeffers

 
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  Books may well be the only....
Books may well be the only true magic.-- Alice Hoffman

 
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  Strong beliefs win strong men, and....
Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger.-- Walter Bagehot

 
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  The only way to be truly....
The only way to be truly misogynistic is to be a woman.-- Randy K. Milholland

 
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  Things aren't magically better if that's....
Things aren't magically better if that's what you're hoping for. It's not that simple.-- Randy K. Milholland

 
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  The way to write American music....
The way to write American music is simple. All you have to do is be an American and then write any kind of music you wish.-- Virgil Thomson

 
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  And come he slow, or come....
And come he slow, or come he fast,-- Sir_Walter_Scott/"

 
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  Talent is like electricity. We don't....
Talent is like electricity. We don't understand electricity. We use it.-- Maya Angelou

 
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  It is slavery to live in....
It is slavery to live in the mind unless it has become part of the body.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  It takes a long time to....
It takes a long time to bring excellence to maturity.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  I have never taken any exercise....
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire....
Self-esteem is the reputation we acquire with ourselves.-- Nathaniel Branden

 
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  Do I contradict myself?-- ....
Do I contradict myself?--

 
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  I don't believe in intuition. When....
I don't believe in intuition. When you get sudden flashes of perception, it is just the brain working faster than usual. But you've been getting ready to know it for a long time, and when it comes, you feel you've known it always.-- Katherine Anne Porter

 
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  It will be hard to discover....
It will be hard to discover a better [method of education] than that which the experience of so many ages has already discovered, and this may be summed up as consisting in gymnastics for the body, and _music_ for the soul... For this reason is a musical education so essential; since it causes Rhythm and Harmony to penetrate most intimately into the soul, taking the strongest hold upon it, filling it with _beauty_ and making the man _beautiful-minded_.-- Plato

 
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  If a man hasn't got plenty....
If a man hasn't got plenty of good common sense, the more science he has the worse for his patient.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  That which we obtain too easily,....
That which we obtain too easily, we esteem too lightly.-- Unknown

 
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  [Memory is] a man's real possession...In....
[Memory is] a man's real possession...In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.-- Alexander Smith

 
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  I did not attend his funeral,....
I did not attend his funeral, but I wrote a nice letter saying I approved it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Old age is always fifteen years....
Old age is always fifteen years older than I am.-- Bernard M. Baruch

 
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  Some of the greatest love affairs....
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor - unassisted.-- Wilson Mizner

 
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  NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are....
NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  Let your desires be ruled by....
Let your desires be ruled by reason.-- Cicero/"

 
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  I'm all in favor of keeping....
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.-- Solomon Short

 
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  Each religion, by the help of....
Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.-- George Santayana

 
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  Words can be like X-rays, if....
Words can be like X-rays, if you use them properly- they'll go through anything. You read and you're pierced.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  Men who never get carried away....
Men who never get carried away should be.-- Malcolm Forbes

 
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  The only winner in the War....
The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky-- Solomon Short

 
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  I have tried so hard to....
I have tried so hard to do the right.-- Grover Cleveland

 
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  Science is good furniture for one's....
Science is good furniture for one's upper chamber, if there is common sense below.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  There is no greater agony than....
There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you.-- Maya Angelou

 
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  Who begins too much accomplishes little.--....
Who begins too much accomplishes little.-- German Proverb

 
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  We're not talking about historical accuracy,....
We're not talking about historical accuracy, we're talking about art. I've set in motion a geometric inevitability. If I start chiseling there, chipping here, the whole form is compromised.-- David Assael

 
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  The further the spiritual evolution of....
The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  There is no need to sally....
There is no need to sally forth, for it remains true that those things which make us human are, curiously enough, always close at hand. Resolve then, that on this very ground, with small flags waving and tiny blasts of tiny trumpets, we have met the enemy, and not only may he be ours, he may be us.-- Walt Kelly

 
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  Be mild with the mild, shrewd....
Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity.-- John Brown

 
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  On the fields of friendly strife....
On the fields of friendly strife are sown the seeds that on other days and other fields will bear the fruits of victory.-- General Douglas MacArthur

 
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  Remember Lot's wife.-- Bible ....
Remember Lot's wife.-- Bible

 
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  Yea, though i walk through the....
Yea, though i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff they comfort me... Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me throughout the rest of my life and i will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.-- Bible

 
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  There are too many people, and....
There are too many people, and too few human beings.-- Robert Zend

 
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  Civilization begins with order, grows with....
Civilization begins with order, grows with liberty, and dies with chaos.-- Will Durant

 
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  Custom is the great guide of....
Custom is the great guide of human life.-- David Hume

 
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  A patriot is mocked, scorned and....
A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Dignity does not consist in possessing....
Dignity does not consist in possessing honors, but in deserving them.-- Aristotle

 
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  The reason there are so few....
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.-- Maureen Murphy

 
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  Conformity is the jailer of freedom,....
Conformity is the jailer of freedom, and the enemy of growth.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  It is by the goodness of....
It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.-- Mark Twain

 
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  All this fuss about sleeping together.....
All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.-- Evelyn Waugh

 
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  "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what....
"I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"--

 
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  We hate some persons because we....
We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  I've been on a calendar, but....
I've been on a calendar, but never on time.-- Marilyn Monroe

 
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  To the well-organized mind, death is....
To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  When you reach for the stars,....
When you reach for the stars, you may not quite get them, but you won't come up with a handful of mud either.-- Leo Burnett

 
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  Plans are only good intentions unless....
Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work.-- Peter Drucker

 
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  The power of accurate observation is....
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who haven't got it.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  SYLPH, n. An immaterial but visible....
SYLPH, n. An immaterial but visible being that inhabited the air when the air was an element and before it was fatally polluted with factory smoke, sewer gas and similar products of civilization. Sylphs were allied to gnomes, nymphs and salamanders, which dwelt, respectively, in earth, water and fire, all now insalubrious. Sylphs, like fowls of the air, were male and female, to no purpose, apparently, for if they had progeny they must have nested in accessible places, none of the chicks having ever been seen.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Racism, pollution and the rest of....
Racism, pollution and the rest of it are themselves very close to extinction.-- R. Buckminster Fuller

 
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  The wise determine from the gravity....
The wise determine from the gravity of the case; the irritable, from sensibility to oppression; the high minded, from disdain and indignation at abusive power in unworthy hands.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  From word to deed is a....
From word to deed is a great space.-- French Proverb

 
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  We make our fortunes and call....
We make our fortunes and call them fate.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  Riches may enable us to confer....
Riches may enable us to confer favours, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot give.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  One of the sublimest things in....
One of the sublimest things in the world is plain truth.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 
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  Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion....
Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise that makes no one happy. Moderation is for the bland, the apologetic, for the fence-sitters of the world afraid to take a stand. It's for those afraid to laugh or cry, for those afraid to live or die. Moderation...is lukewarm tea, the devil's own brew.-- Dan Millman

 
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  Wine is bottled poetry.-- Robert Louis....
Wine is bottled poetry.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  In a few minutes a computer....
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.-- Unknown

 
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  Abundance of knowledge does not teach....
Abundance of knowledge does not teach men to be wise.-- Heraclitus

 
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  In addition to my other numerous....
In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My depression is the most faithful mistress I have known -- no wonder, then, that I return the love.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  It is true greatness to have....
It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god.-- Seneca

 
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  They are a bunch of bastards....
They are a bunch of bastards - and I'm saying this on my own now, not just because my father told it to me. -- [Comment about businessmen in general, made a few days after the newspaperas printed his statement of 10 April 1962 that his father always told him that businessmen were "sons of bitches."]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Things are going to get a....
Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.-- Lily Tomlin

 
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  Early to rise and early to....
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead-- James Thurber

 
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  The world loves to be deceived.--....
The world loves to be deceived.-- Franck Sebastian

 
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  Some circumstantial evidence is very strong,....
Some circumstantial evidence is very strong, as when you find a trout in the milk.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Let a good man do good....
Let a good man do good deeds with the same zeal that the evil man does bad ones.-- The Belzer Rabbi

 
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  I cannot live without books.-- Thomas....
I cannot live without books.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Our country, right or wrong. When....
Our country, right or wrong. When right, to be kept right, when wrong to be put right.-- Carl Schurz

 
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  Let us take things as we....
Let us take things as we find them: let us not attempt to distort them into what they are not. We cannot make facts. All our wishing cannot change them. We must use them.-- John Henry Cardinal Newman

 
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  Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness....
Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love.-- Lao-tzu

 
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  There are people who, instead of....
There are people who, instead of listening to what is being said to them, are already listening to what they are going to say themselves.-- Albert Guinon

 
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  I'll never make the mistake of....
I'll never make the mistake of turning seventy again.-- Casey Stengel

 
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  Has not Nature proved, in giving....
Has not Nature proved, in giving us the strength necessary to submit them to our desires, that we have the right to do so?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Seize the moment of excited curiosity....
Seize the moment of excited curiosity on any subject to solve your doubts; for if you let it pass, the desire may never return, and you may remain in ignorance.-- William Wirt

 
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  A painter should not paint what....
A painter should not paint what he sees but what should be seen.-- Paul Valery

 
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  The good man is the friend....
The good man is the friend of all living things.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  Perhaps the history of the errors....
Perhaps the history of the errors of mankind, all things considered, is more valuable and interesting than that of their discoveries. Truth is uniform and narrow; it constantly exists, and does not seem to require so much an active energy, as a passive aptitude of the soul in order to encounter it. But error is endlessly diversified; it has no reality, but is the pure and simple creation of the mind that invents it. In this field the soul has room enough to expand herself, to display all her boundless faculties, and all her beautiful and interesting extravagancies and absurdities.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Traditions are group efforts to keep....
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.-- Barbara Tober

 
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  All sects are different, because they....
All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.-- Voltaire

 
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  There is no observation more frequently....
There is no observation more frequently made by such as employ themselves in surveying the conduct of mankind, than that marriage, though the dictate of nature, and the institution of Providence, is yet very often the cause of misery, and that those who enter into that state can seldom forbear to express their repentance, and their envy of those whom either chance or caution hath withheld from it.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Get your facts first, and then....
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. (Facts are stubborn, but statistics are more pliable.)-- Mark Twain

 
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  Fidelity to commitment in the face....
Fidelity to commitment in the face of doubts and fears is a very spiritual thing.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  I understand a fury in your....
I understand a fury in your words,-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  It has yet to be proven....
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.-- Arthur C. Clarke

 
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  What is it about possessing things?....
What is it about possessing things? Why do we feel the need to own what we love, and why do we become jerks when we do? We've all been there-- you want something, to possess it. By possessing something you lose it. You finally win the girl of your dreams, the first thing you do is change her. The little things she does with her hair, the way she wears her clothes or the way she chews her gum. Pretty soon what you like, what you changed, what you don't like, blends together like a watercolor in the rain.-- Jeff Melvoin

 
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  The stupid neither forgive or forget;....
The stupid neither forgive or forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.-- Thomas Szasz

 
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  A pretty woman is a welcome....
A pretty woman is a welcome guest.-- Lord Byron

 
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  There are many things worth living....
There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing worth killing for.-- Tom Robbins

 
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  In Marseilles they make half the....
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the Marseillaise only have a vague theoretical idea of its use, which they have obtained from books of travel.-- Mark Twain

 
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  There is but one temple in....
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man.-- Novalis

 
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  It is better to have loved....
It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all.--

 
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  Each present joy or sorrow seems....
Each present joy or sorrow seems the chief.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Nothing on Earth so beautiful as....
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.-- Steve Almond

 
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  Old houses mended,-- Colley_Cibber/" ....
Old houses mended,-- Colley_Cibber/"

 
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  The Baptists believe in The Right....
The Baptists believe in The Right to Life before you're born. They also believe in Life After Death, but that is a privilege and you have to earn it by spending the interim in guilt-ridden misery. At an early age I decided that living a life of pious misery in the hope of going to heaven when it's over is a lot like keeping your eyes shut all through a movie in the hope of getting your money back at the end.-- A. Whitney Brown

 
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  To err is human, to purr....
To err is human, to purr is feline.-- Robert Byrne

 
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  The pleasure of love is in....
The pleasure of love is in loving.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  I gave my life to be....
I gave my life to be the person I am today. Was it worth it?-- Richard Bach

 
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  DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack.-- Ambrose....
DEFENCELESS, adj. Unable to attack.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The great gift of human beings....
The great gift of human beings is that we have the power of empathy.-- Meryl Streep

 
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  Start where you are. Use what....
Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can.-- Arthur Ashe

 
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  He wrapped himself in quotations- as....
He wrapped himself in quotations- as a beggar would enfold himself in the purple of Emperors.-- Rudyard Kipling

 
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  Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should....
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  Who the hell wants to hear....
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Don't knock the weather. If it....
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.-- Kin Hubbard

 
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  A wise man will make more....
A wise man will make more opportunities than he finds. -- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Mortal lovers must not try to....
Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  Better reign in Hell, than serve....
Better reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven.-- John Milton

 
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  As you journey through life take....
As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something.-- Hagar the Horrible

 
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  Let bravery be thy choice, but....
Let bravery be thy choice, but not bravado.-- Menander

 
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  We seem to believe it is....
We seem to believe it is possible to ward off death by following rules of good grooming.-- Don Delillo

 
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  You've done a nice job decorating....
You've done a nice job decorating the White House.-- Jessica Simpson

 
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  [End of diatribe. We now return....
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Hope is only the love of....
Hope is only the love of life.-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

 
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  Evil is unspectacular and always human,--....
Evil is unspectacular and always human,-- W._H._Auden/"

 
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  There exists no politician in India....
There exists no politician in India daring enough to attempt to explain to the masses that cows can be eaten.-- Indira Gandhi

 
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  OATH, n. In law, a solemn....
OATH, n. In law, a solemn appeal to the Deity, made binding upon the conscience by a penalty for perjury.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Love means not ever having to....
Love means not ever having to say you're sorry.-- Erich Segal

 
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  Whereas in art nothing worth doing....
Whereas in art nothing worth doing can be done without genius, in science even a very moderate capacity can contribute to a supreme achievement.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  No one ever stated their troubles--....
No one ever stated their troubles-- Ralph_Waldo_Emerson/"

 
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  All is for the best in....
All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.-- Voltaire

 
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  Funny how the new things are....
Funny how the new things are the old things.-- Rudyard Kipling

 
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  What people say you cannot do,....
What people say you cannot do, you try and find that you can.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  You can't learn too soon that....
You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  Fear is a question: What are....
Fear is a question: What are you afraid of, and why? Just as the seed of health is in illness, because illness contains information, your fears are a treasure house of self-knowledge if you explore them.-- Marilyn Ferguson

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obscure writer at the

 
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  Partake of some of life's sweet....
Partake of some of life's sweet pleasures. And yes, get comfortable with yourself.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  All's well that ends well....-- William....
All's well that ends well....-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Every civilization that has ever existed....
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed. -- Henry Kissinger

 
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  It made our hair stand up....
It made our hair stand up in panic fear.-- Sophocles

 
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  My favorite thing about the Internet....
My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.-- Penn Jillette

 
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  If we knew what it was....
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?-- Albert Einstein

 
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  One of the indictments of civilizations....
One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.-- William Feather

 
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  Everything comes to him who hustles....
Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits. -- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  Behold the man.-- Vulgate/" ....
Behold the man.-- Vulgate/"

 
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  If the point is sharp, and....
If the point is sharp, and the arrow is swift, it can pierce through the dust no matter how thick.-- Bob Dylan

 
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  If you would be known, and....
If you would be known, and not know, vegetate in a village; If you would know, and not be known, live in a city.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  The character of a man is....
The character of a man is known from his conversations.-- Menander

 
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  The law hath not been dead,....
The law hath not been dead, though it hath slept.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as....
Sexual enlightenment is justified insofar as girls cannot learn too soon how children do not come into the world.-- Karl Kraus

 
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  There are two main human sins....
There are two main human sins from which all the others derive: impatience and indolence. It was because of impatience that they were expelled from Paradise, it is because of indolence that they do not return. Yet perhaps there is only one major sin: impatience. Because of impatience they were expelled, because of impatience they do not return.-- Franz Kafka

 
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  Convictions are the more dangerous enemy....
Convictions are the more dangerous enemy of truth than lies.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  We still do not know one-thousandth....
We still do not know one-thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down....
MEDICINE, n. A stone flung down the Bowery to kill a dog in Broadway.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The body is shaped, disciplined, honored,....
The body is shaped, disciplined, honored, and in time, trusted.-- Martha Graham

 
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  The conscientious objector is a revoultionary.....
The conscientious objector is a revoultionary. On deciding to disobey the law he sacrifices his personal interests to the most important cause of working for the betterment of society.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  There is no sin except stupidity.--....
There is no sin except stupidity.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  There is no joy in a....
There is no joy in a life that is all information. There is no 'juice' to that kind of life. No sweetness, no color. Like trading a beautiful golden-ripe orange for a stalk of whithered broccoli.-- Tish Grier

 
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  Everyone is wise until he speaks.--....
Everyone is wise until he speaks.-- Irish Proverb

 
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  Here will be an old abusing....
Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Laughter is inner jogging.-- Norman Cousins....
Laughter is inner jogging.-- Norman Cousins

 
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  For in the final analysis, our....
For in the final analysis, our most basic common link, is that we all inhabit this small planet, we all breathe the same air, we all cherish our children's futures, and we are all mortal.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  An editor should have a pimp....
An editor should have a pimp for a brother, so he'd have someone to look up to.-- Gene Fowler

 
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  The eternal silence of these infinite....
The eternal silence of these infinite spaces fills me with dread.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  A mind troubled by doubt cannot....
A mind troubled by doubt cannot focus on the course to victory.-- Arthur Golden

 
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  You cannot be really first-rate at....
You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  I just want to say this.....
I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I want to say it firmly: There is a tendency for the world to say to America, "the big problems of the world are yours, you go and sort them out," and then to worry when America wants to sort them out.-- Tony Blair

 
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  It is [the] belief in absolutes,....
It is [the] belief in absolutes, I would hazard, that is the great enemy today of the life of the mind. This may seem a rash proposition. The fashion of the time is to denounce relativism as the root of all evil. But history suggests that the damage done to humanity by the relativist is far less than the damage done by the absolutist - by the fellow who, as Mr. Dooley once put it, "does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He only knew th' facts in th' case."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Great necessities call out great virtues.--....
Great necessities call out great virtues.-- Abigail Adams

 
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  Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from....
Arithmetic is numbers you squeeze from your head to your hand to your pencil to your paper until you get the right answer.-- Carl Sandburg

 
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  If you have knowledge, let others....
If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.-- Margaret Fuller

 
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  We used to think that if....
We used to think that if we knew one, we knew two, because one and one are two. We are finding that we must learn a great deal more about 'and'.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

 
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  Many people would rather die than....
Many people would rather die than think; in fact, most do.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Above all things, never be afraid.....
Above all things, never be afraid. The enemy who forces you to retreat is himself afraid of you at that very moment.-- Andre Maurois

 
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  There's really no fun in being....
There's really no fun in being sensible all the time....-- L. M. Montgomery

 
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  Going to trial with a lawyer....
Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress is not a happy prospect.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  There is no man living that....
There is no man living that cannot do more than he thinks he can!-- Henry Ford

 
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  His only fault is that he....
His only fault is that he has no fault.-- Pliny the Younger

 
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  During my three years in Vietnam,....
During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  ...as to moral feeling, this supposed....
...as to moral feeling, this supposed special sense, the appeal to it is indeed superficial when those who cannot think believe that feeling will help them out, even in what concerns general laws: and besides, feelings which naturally differ infinitely in degree cannot furnish a uniform standard of good and evil, nor has any one a right to form judgments for others by his own feelings...-- Immanuel Kant

 
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  Do not trust people. They are....
Do not trust people. They are capable of greatness.-- Stanislaw Lem

 
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  It is a fine thing to....
It is a fine thing to establish one's own religion in one's heart, not to be dependent on tradition and second-hand ideals. Life will seem to you, later, not a lesser, but a greater thing.-- D. H. Lawrence

 
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  Ring the bells that still can....
Ring the bells that still can ring.--

 
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  Fasting and natural diet, though essentially....
Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.-- Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

 
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  When you meet your antagonist, do....
When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let your courage be as keen, but at the same time as polished, as your sword.-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

 
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  Have patience with all things, but....
Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose courage in considering you own imperfections but instantly set about remedying them - every day begin the task anew.-- Saint Francis de Sales

 
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  No passion in the world is....
No passion in the world is equal to the passion to alter someone else's draft.-- H. G. Wells

 
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  Who's Virginia?-- Rose Kennedy ....
Who's Virginia?-- Rose Kennedy

 
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  A deadline is negative inspiration. Still,....
A deadline is negative inspiration. Still, it's better than no inspiration at all.-- Rita Mae Brown

 
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  All men's misfortunes spring from their....
All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone.-- Jean De La Bruyere

 
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  I can't believe it! Reading and....
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!-- Matt Groening

 
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  I've never been married, but I....
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me.-- Elayne Boosler

 
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  The days just prior to marriage....
The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.-- Wilson Mizner

 
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  Man, unlike the animals, has never....
Man, unlike the animals, has never learned that the sole purpose of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  The qualities which a man seeks....
The qualities which a man seeks in his beloved are those characteristics of his own soul, whether he knows it or not.-- Plato

 
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  The life of every man is....
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  Blessed is the person who is....
Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.-- Unknown

 
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  He who will not reason is....
He who will not reason is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave.-- Sir William Drummond

 
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  Repetition is the death of art.--....
Repetition is the death of art.-- Robin Green

 
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  I hate cameras. They are so....
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything. -- John Steinbeck

 
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  The public will believe anything, so....
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.-- Edith Sitwell

 
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  Let no one ever come to....
Let no one ever come to you without leaving better and happier.-- Mother Teresa

 
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  He is one of those people....
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.-- Saki

 
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  I don't like principles. I prefer....
I don't like principles. I prefer prejudices.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Do not say a little in....
Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few.-- Pythagoras

 
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  She was a woman who, between....
She was a woman who, between courses, could be graceful with her elbows on the table.-- Henry James

 
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  The Christian ideal has not been....
The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and left untried.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  The cause is hidden. The effect....
The cause is hidden. The effect is visible to all.-- Ovid

 
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  He wondered if he would kiss....
He wondered if he would kiss her and when he would kiss her and if she wanted to be kissed and if she were thinking of it, but she asked him what he would have to eat tonight at his hotel. He said clam chowder. Thursday, he said, they always have clam chowder. Is that the way you know it's Thursday, she said, or is that the way you know it's clam chowder?-- James Thurber

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  Computers are useless. They can only....
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.-- Pablo Picasso

 
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  We are what we repeatedly do.....
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. -- Aristotle

 
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  One of the most difficult things....
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.-- Jean Kerr

 
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  Education is when you read the....
Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't.-- Pete Seeger

 
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  An autobiography is only to be....
An autobiography is only to be trusted when it reveals something disgraceful. A man who gives a good account of himself is probably lying, since any life when viewed from the inside is simply a series of defeats.-- George Orwell

 
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  The invariable mark of wisdom is....
The invariable mark of wisdom is to see the miraculous in the ordinary.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The aim of flattery is to....
The aim of flattery is to soothe and encourage us by assuring us of the truth of an opinion we have already formed about ourselves.-- Edith Sitwell

 
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  Happy the man, and happy he....
Happy the man, and happy he alone,--

 
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  I myself have never been able....
I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.-- Rebecca West

 
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  Where does the violet tint end....
Where does the violet tint end and the orange tint begins? Distinctly we see the difference of the colors, but where exactly does the one first blending enter into the other. So with sanity and insanity.-- Herman Melville

 
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  For Brutus is an honourable man;....
For Brutus is an honourable man; -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Our houses are such unwieldy property....
Our houses are such unwieldy property that we are often imprisoned rather than housed in them.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  That's one small step for [a]....
That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.-- Neil Armstrong

 
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  It is very strange that the....
It is very strange that the years teach us patience - that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting.-- Elizabeth Taylor

 
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  Eh! Je suis leur chef, il....
Eh! Je suis leur chef, il fallait bien les suivre.-- Alexandre Auguste Ledru-Rollin

 
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  Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny....
Enlighten the people, generally, and tyranny and oppressions of body and mind will vanish like spirits at the dawn of day.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Money, power, victory and success fade....
Money, power, victory and success fade in the shadows as we take our last breath for the only thing we take with us is the same thing we leave behind -- how we love and we were loved.-- Robert Anthony

 
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  The IQ and the life expectancy....
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions.-- George Carlin

 
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  A mind without instruction can no....
A mind without instruction can no more bear fruit than can a field, however fertile, without cultivation.-- Cicero

 
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  As we look deeply within, we....
As we look deeply within, we understand our perfect balance. There is no fear of the cycle of birth, life and death. For when you stand in the present moment, you are timeless.-- Rodney Yee

 
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  The hardest arithmetic to master is....
The hardest arithmetic to master is that which enables us to count our blessings.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  2 is not equal to 3,....
2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.-- Grabel's Law

 
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  Do something every day that you....
Do something every day that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.-- Mark Twain

 
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  When a deep injury is done....
When a deep injury is done to us, we never recover until we forgive.-- Alan Paton

 
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  A word is not a crystal,....
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in color and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  We are alone, absolutely alone on....
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet: and, amid all the forms of life that surround us, not one, excepting the dog, has made an alliance with us.-- Maurice Maeterlinck

 
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  You can pray for someone even....
You can pray for someone even if you don't think God exists.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from....
TEETOTALER, n. One who abstains from strong drink, sometimes totally, sometimes tolerably totally.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Death: To stop sinning suddenly.-- Elbert....
Death: To stop sinning suddenly.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  Leadership is lifting a person's vision....
Leadership is lifting a person's vision to higher sights, the raising of a person's performance to a higher standard.-- Peter Drucker

 
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  You must not know too much....
You must not know too much or be too precise or scientific about birds and trees and flowers and watercraft; a certain free-margin, and even vagueness - ignorance, credulity - helps your enjoyment of these things.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  There is nothing as strong as....
There is nothing as strong as tenderness,-- Saint_Francis_de_Sales/"

 
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  The secret of happiness in not....
The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in what one has to do.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  The Irish are a fair people....
The Irish are a fair people - they never speak well of one another.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Sometimes we do a thing in....
Sometimes we do a thing in order to find out the reason for it. Sometimes our actions are questions not answers.-- John Le Carre

 
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  America is a large friendly dog....
America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair.-- Arnold Toynbee

 
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  Procrastination is the thief of time.--....
Procrastination is the thief of time.-- Edward Young

 
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  Sin is geographical.-- Bertrand Russell ....
Sin is geographical.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Men will fight long and hard....
Men will fight long and hard for a bit of colored ribbon.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  So many men so many questions.--....
So many men so many questions.-- Terence/"

 
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  We are continually faced with a....
We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.-- John W. Gardner

 
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  It is certainly desirable to be....
It is certainly desirable to be well descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors.-- Plutarch

 
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  Shall I crack any of those....
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,-- Aristophanes/"

 
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  Knowing how things work is the....
Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.-- William Safire

 
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  Nothing is more conducive to peace....
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinions at all.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  The great thing in this world....
The great thing in this world is not so much where you stand, as in what direction you are moving.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  The end crowns all, -- ....
The end crowns all, --

 
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  High thoughts must have high language.--....
High thoughts must have high language.-- Aristophanes

 
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  Prediction is very difficult, especially about....
Prediction is very difficult, especially about the future.-- Niels Bohr

 
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  There are powers inside of you,....
There are powers inside of you, if you could discover and use, would make of you everything you ever dreamed or imagined you could become.-- Orison Swett Marden

 
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  A word to the wise is....
A word to the wise is infuriating.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!-- Lynn Johnston

 
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  We are certainly getting ahead; if....
We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and will take possession of the promised land of psychiatry, which I shall only be able to glimpse from afar.-- Sigmund Freud

 
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  It is only by following your....
It is only by following your deepest instinct that you can lead a rich life, and if you let your fear of consequence prevent you from following your deepest instinct, then your life will be safe, expedient and thin.-- Katharine Butler Hathaway

 
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  Opinions are made to be changed....
Opinions are made to be changed - or how is the truth to be got at.-- Lord Byron

 
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  Those who restrain desire, do so....
Those who restrain desire, do so because theirs is weak enough to be restrained.-- William Blake

 
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  If you don't make mistakes, you're....
If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake.-- Frank Wilczek

 
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