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  Man is not the creature of....
Man is not the creature of circumstances, circumstances are the creatures of men. We are free agents, and man is more powerful than matter.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  Yes, we have to divide up....
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:-- Joe Bob Briggs....
SURE-FIRE SINGLES AD:-- Joe Bob Briggs

 
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  The Promised Land always lies on....
The Promised Land always lies on the other side of a Wilderness.-- Havelock Ellis

 
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  Is necessary to take such measures....
Is necessary to take such measures that, when they believe no longer, it may be possible to make them believe by force.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  When ideas fail, words come in....
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Law is order, and good law....
Law is order, and good law is good order.-- Aristotle

 
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  The secret of life is honesty....
The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Abuse a man unjustly, and you....
Abuse a man unjustly, and you will make friends for him.-- Edgar Watson Howe

 
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  A strong positive mental attitude will....
A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug.-- Patricia Neal

 
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  One comes to believe whatever one....
One comes to believe whatever one repeats to oneself sufficiently often, whether the statement be true of false. It comes to be dominating thought in one's mind.-- Robert Collier

 
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  Have no fear of perfection -....
Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it.-- Salvador Dali

 
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  What we obtain too cheap, we....
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly. It is dearness only that gives everything its value.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  Year, n. A period of three....
Year, n. A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The things we know best are....
The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.-- Marquis de Vauvenargues

 
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  They are so damn 'intellectual' and....
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  To me, there is no greater....
To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.-- Janeane Garofalo

 
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  There is a time for departure....
There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go.-- Tennessee Williams

 
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  Everyone makes a greater effort to....
Everyone makes a greater effort to hurt other people than to help himself.-- Alexis Carrel

 
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  I believe that unarmed truth and....
I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.-- Confucius....
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.-- Confucius

 
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  You cannot conceive the many without....
You cannot conceive the many without the one.-- Plato

 
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  Hard work never killed anybody, but....
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?-- Edgar Bergen

 
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  It is quality rather than quantity....
It is quality rather than quantity that matters.-- Seneca

 
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  Tyranny, like hell, is not easily....
Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered; yet we have this consolation with us, that the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  If a man does not keep....
If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music he hears, how ever measured or far away.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  We teachers can only help the....
We teachers can only help the work going on, as servants wait upon a master.-- Maria Montessori

 
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  Remember, nothing that's good works by....
Remember, nothing that's good works by itself, just to please you. You have to make the damn thing work.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  Lying increases the creative faculties, expands....
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.-- Clare Booth Luce

 
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  I find that when I do....
I find that when I do not think of myself I do not think at all.-- Jules Renard

 
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  If you neglect to recharge a....
If you neglect to recharge a battery, it dies. And if you run full speed ahead without stopping for water, you lose momentum to finish the race.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Never think that you're not good....
Never think that you're not good enough yourself. A man should never think that. People will take you very much at your own reckoning.-- Anthony Trollope

 
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  Real joy comes not from ease....
Real joy comes not from ease or riches or from the praise of men, but from doing something worthwhile.-- Sir Wilfred Grenfell

 
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  A teacher affects eternity; he can....
A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.-- Henry Adams

 
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  When I have been asked during....
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall....
Rejoice not at thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  It is easier to write an....
It is easier to write an indifferent poem than to understand a good one.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  Instead of giving money to found....
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.-- Will Rogers

 
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  His mother should have thrown him....
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.-- Mae West

 
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  I believe the future is only....
I believe the future is only the past again, entered through another gate. -- Arthur Wing Pinero

 
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  It's like: never relax, never take....
It's like: never relax, never take that breath, never stop to get that drink of water. You know you can always smell roses when you're running with them in your hand.-- Garth Brooks

 
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  I can win an argument on....
I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this, and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don't even invite me.-- Dave Barry

 
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  He wins every hand who mingles....
He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.-- Horace

 
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  Adversity does teach who your real....
Adversity does teach who your real friends are.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  An American Monkey after getting drunk....
An American Monkey after getting drunk on Brandy would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.-- Charles Darwin

 
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  Beaurocracy destroys initiative.-- Frank Herbert ....
Beaurocracy destroys initiative.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  Baseball has the great advantage over....
Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  I'm a born-again atheist.-- Gore Vidal....
I'm a born-again atheist.-- Gore Vidal

 
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  Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the....
Both oligarch and tyrant mistrust the people, and therefore deprive them of their arms.-- Aristotle

 
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  Historians are like deaf people who....
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.-- Leo Tolstoy

 
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  How much time he gains who....
How much time he gains who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks, but only at what he does himself, to make it just and holy.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  The simple solution for disappointment depression:....
The simple solution for disappointment depression: Get up and get moving. Physically move. Do. Act. Get going.-- Peter McWilliams

 
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  'Tis an ill wind that blows....
'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds.-- Malaclypse the Younger

 
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  Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every....
Insist on yourself; never imitate... Every great man is unique.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Et tu, Brute!-- William Shakespeare ....
Et tu, Brute!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  All wealth is the product of....
All wealth is the product of labor.-- John Locke

 
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  Every day I remind myself that....
Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  You do not lead by hitting....
You do not lead by hitting people over the head-that's assault, not leadership.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  There is no thought in any....
There is no thought in any mind, but it quickly tends to convert itself into a power.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Revolution is a trivial shift in....
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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  I am firm. You are obstinate.....
I am firm. You are obstinate. He is a pig-headed fool.-- Katharine Whitehorn

 
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  The deepest sin against the human....
The deepest sin against the human mind is to believe things without evidence.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  We were happily married for eight....
We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years.-- Nick Faldo

 
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  When you point your finger at....
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.-- Anonymous

 
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  Aren't we forgeting the true meaning....
Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.-- Matt Groening

 
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  Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in....
Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in der sich eine Kultur ueber ihre Vergangenheit Rechenschaft gibt. [transl.:] History is the mental-- Johan Huizinga

 
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  I beseech you, in the bowels....
I beseech you, in the bowels of Christ, think it possible you may be mistaken.-- Oliver Cromwell

 
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  God makes all things good; man....
God makes all things good; man meddles with them and they become evil.-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

 
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  A friend is one who knows....
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  Henry James was one of the....
Henry James was one of the nicest old ladies I ever met.-- William Faulkner

 
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  Why is this thus? What is....
Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?-- Artemus Ward

 
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  Very pleasant hast thou been unto....
Very pleasant hast thou been unto me: thy love to me was wonderful, passing the love of women.-- Bible

 
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  The scars of others should teach....
The scars of others should teach us caution.-- Saint Jerome

 
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  Memory is not wisdom; idiots can....
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom without memory?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The ability to understand a question....
The ability to understand a question from all sides meant one was totally unfit for action. Fanatical enthusiasm was the mark of the real man.-- Thucydides

 
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  Books are the carriers of civilization.....
Books are the carriers of civilization. Without books, history is silent, literature dumb, science crippled, thought and speculation at a standstill. I think that there is nothing, not even crime, more opposed to poetry, to philosophy, ay, to life itself than this incessant business.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  I look at what the phone....
I look at what the phone company does and do the opposite.-- Craig Newmark

 
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  The shifts of Fortune test the....
The shifts of Fortune test the reliability of friends.-- Cicero

 
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  I must be cruel, only to....
I must be cruel, only to be kind:-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  The highest reward for a person's....
The highest reward for a person's toil is not what they get for it, but what they become by it.-- John Ruskin

 
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  Use your imagination not to scare....
Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life.-- Adele Brookman

 
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  Men want sex. If men ruled....
Men want sex. If men ruled the world, they could get sex anywhere, anytime. Restaurants would give you sex instead of breath mints on the way out. Gas stations would give sex with every fill-up. Banks would give sex to anyone who opened a checking account.-- Scott Adams

 
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  Wisdom alone is true ambition's aim--....
Wisdom alone is true ambition's aim--

 
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  It is in fact nothing short....
It is in fact nothing short of a miracle that the modern methods of instruction have not yet entirely strangled the holy curious of inquiry. It is a very grave mistake to think that the enjoyment of seeing and searching can be promoted by means of coercion and a sense of duty.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Life is an adventure in forgiveness.--....
Life is an adventure in forgiveness.-- Norman Cousins

 
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  Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.--....
Remorse: beholding heaven and feeling hell.-- George Moore

 
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  I sent the club a wire....
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Have no friends not equal to....
Have no friends not equal to yourself.-- Confucius

 
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  The reserve of modern assertions is....
The reserve of modern assertions is sometimes pushed to extremes, in which the fear of being contradicted leads the writer to strip himself of almost all sense and meaning.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  We must give lengthy deliberation to....
We must give lengthy deliberation to what has to be decided once and for all.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  The only reward of virtue is....
The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Chance favors the prepared mind.-- Louis....
Chance favors the prepared mind.-- Louis Pasteur

 
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  He's the kind of a guy....
He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch.-- Unknown

 
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  Always hold your head up, but....
Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level.-- Max L. Forman

 
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  How can you govern a country....
How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?-- Charles De Gaulle

 
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  A person reveals his character by....
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  Our knowledge is the amassed thought....
Our knowledge is the amassed thought and experience of innumerable minds.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The best armor is to keep....
The best armor is to keep out of range.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  Foolish writers and readers are created....
Foolish writers and readers are created for each other.-- Horace Walpole

 
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  People find life entirely too time-consuming.--....
People find life entirely too time-consuming.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  If suffer we must, let's suffer....
If suffer we must, let's suffer on the heights.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  The tendinous part of the mind,....
The tendinous part of the mind, so to speak, is more developed in winter; the fleshy, in summer. I should say winter had given the bone and sinew to literature, summer the tissues and the blood.-- John Burroughs

 
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  PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without....
PREJUDICE, n. A vagrant opinion without visible means of support.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  GLUTTON, n. A person who escapes....
GLUTTON, n. A person who escapes the evils of moderation by committing dyspepsia.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If you want to make good....
If you want to make good use of your time, you've got to know what's most important and then give it all you've got.-- Lee Iacocca

 
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  Mach-S, the speed at which stress....
Mach-S, the speed at which stress can't keep up, is simply forward motion. But it has to be self- propelled. Note that people in cars are still stressed.-- Jef Mallett

 
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  Just once, I wish we would....
Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.-- Unknown

 
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  If studidity got us into this....
If studidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?-- Will Rogers

 
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  Two men look out through the....
Two men look out through the same bars; one sees the mud and one the stars.-- Frederick Langbridge

 
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  A bad beginning makes a bad....
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.-- Euripides

 
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  COMFORT, n. A state of mind....
COMFORT, n. A state of mind produced by contemplation of a neighbor's uneasiness.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  When a distinguished but elderly scientist....
When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong.-- Arthur C. Clarke

 
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  What if you slept? And what....
What if you slept? And what if, in your sleep, you dreamed? And what if, in your dream, you went to heaven and plucked a strange and beautiful flower? And what if, when you awoke, you had the flower in your hand? Ah, what then?-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

 
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  A man's ethical behavior should be....
A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.-- H. L.....
Historian: an unsuccessful novelist.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Pay no attention to what the....
Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic.-- Jean Sibelius

 
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  REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made....
REPARATION, n. Satisfaction that is made for a wrong and deducted from the satisfaction felt in committing it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  One must have a heart of....
One must have a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Love yourself first and everything else....
Love yourself first and everything else falls into line.-- Lucille Ball

 
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  The fact is, that civilization requires....
The fact is, that civilization requires slaves. The Greeks were quite right there. Unless there are slaves to do the ugly, horrible, uninteresting work, culture, and contemplation become almost impossible. Human slavery is wrong, insecure, and demoralizing. On mechanical slavery, on the slavery of the machine, the future of the world depends.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  We need not to be let....
We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?-- Ray Bradbury

 
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  To summarize: it is a well-known....
To summarize: it is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people are, ipso facto, those least suited to do it. To summarize the summary: anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Getting along with men isn't what's....
Getting along with men isn't what's truly important. The vital knowledge is how to get along with one man.-- Phyllis McGinley

 
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  My pessimism extends to the point....
My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of other pessimists.-- Jean Rostand

 
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  Genius without education is like silver....
Genius without education is like silver in the mine.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  The awareness of the ambiguity of....
The awareness of the ambiguity of one's highest achievements (as well as one's deepest failures) is a definite symptom of maturity.-- Paul Tillich

 
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  A friend never defends a husband....
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. -- Erma Bombeck

 
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  The great end of life is....
The great end of life is not knowledge but action.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  Television is for appearing on -....
Television is for appearing on - not for looking at.-- Noel Coward

 
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  Forsake not an old friend; for....
Forsake not an old friend; for the new is not comparable to him: a new friend is as new wine; when it is old, thou shalt drink it with pleasure.-- Bible

 
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  I feel like somebody just punched....
I feel like somebody just punched me in the stomach and knocked all my wind out. I'm only 30 years old and I want to have a chance to continue creating things. I know I've got at least one more great computer in me. And Apple is not going to give me a chance to do that.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  [On recognizing China] But if you....
[On recognizing China] But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them. For instance, we all recognize the right honourable gentleman the member for Ebbw Vale.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Ignorance and inconsideration are the two....
Ignorance and inconsideration are the two great causes of the ruin of mankind.-- John Tillotson

 
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  My wife says I never listen....
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.-- Anonymous

 
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  Making a living and having a....
Making a living and having a life are not the same thing. Making a living and making a life that´s worthwhile are not the same thing. Living the good life and living a good life are not the same thing. A job title doesn't even come close to answering the question "What do you do?"-- Robert Fulghum

 
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  The worst-tempered people I've ever met....
The worst-tempered people I've ever met were the people who knew they were wrong.-- Wilson Mizner

 
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  I'm proof against that word failure.....
I'm proof against that word failure. I've seen behind it. The only failure a man ought to fear is failure of cleaving to the purpose he sees to be best.-- George Eliot

 
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  DESTINY, n. A tyrant's authority for....
DESTINY, n. A tyrant's authority for crime and fool's excuse for failure.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There is nothing more dread and....
There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder.-- Homer

 
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  There is no good arguing with....
There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.-- James Russell Lowell

 
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  I wish people who have trouble....
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.-- Tom Lehrer

 
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  A gourmet who thinks of calories....
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.-- James Beard

 
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  Anybody can become angry, that is....
Anybody can become angry, that is easy; but to be angry with the right person, and to the right degree, and at the right time, and for the right purpose, and in the right way, that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.-- Aristotle

 
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  In a world where there is....
In a world where there is so much to be done. I felt strongly impressed that there must be something for me to do.-- Dorothea Dix

 
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  Consistency is the last refuge of....
Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  For the wages of sin is....
For the wages of sin is death.-- Bible

 
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  Suicidal glory is the luxury of....
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  To listen closely and reply well....
To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to attain in the art of conversation.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  We are advertis'd by our loving....
We are advertis'd by our loving friends.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Do what you love, love what....
Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose.-- Jeff Mallett

 
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  An alcoholic is someone you don't....
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.-- Dylan Thomas

 
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  I'm not afraid to die. I....
I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.-- Woody Allen

 
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  WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was....
WEREWOLF, n. A wolf that was once, or is sometimes, a man. All werewolves are of evil disposition, having assumed a bestial form to gratify a beastial appetite, but some, transformed by sorcery, are as humane as is consistent with an acquired taste for human flesh.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

 
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  Tell it not in Gath; publish....
Tell it not in Gath; publish it not in the streets of Ashkelon-- Bible

 
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  The grass is not, in fact,....
The grass is not, in fact, always greener on the other side of the fence. Fences have nothing to do with it. The grass is greenest where it is watered. When crossing over fences, carry water with you and tend the grass wherever you may be.-- Robert Fulghum

 
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  A common mistake people make when....
A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  The art of living lies in....
The art of living lies in a fine mingling of holding on and letting go.-- Havelock Ellis

 
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  When a man cannot choose he....
When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man.-- Anthony Burgess

 
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  If you would know the value....
If you would know the value of money, go try to borrow some; for he that goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in....
Frantic orthodoxy is never rooted in faith but in doubt. It is when we are unsure that we are doubly sure.-- Reinhold Niebuhr

 
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  Civilization is a slow process of....
Civilization is a slow process of adopting the ideas of minorities.-- Anonymous

 
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  Reading is sometimes an ingenious device....
Reading is sometimes an ingenious device for avoiding thought.-- Sir Arthur Helps

 
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  [The U.S. victory in Gulf war....
[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  The link between ideas and action....
The link between ideas and action is rarely direct. There is almost always an intermediate step in which the idea is overcome. De Tocqueville points out that it is at times when passions start to govern human affairs that ideas are most obviously translated into political action. The translation of ideas into action is usually in the hands of people least likely to follow rational motives. Hence, it is that action is often the nemesis of ideas, and sometimes of the men who formulate them. One of the marks of the truly vigorous society is the ability to dispense with passion as a midwife of action - the ability to pass directly from thought to action.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  The national budget must be balanced.....
The national budget must be balanced. The public debt must be reduced; the arrogance of the authorities must be moderated and controlled. Payments to foreign governments must be reduced, if the nation doesn't want to go bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance.-- Cicero

 
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  Indeed, I tremble for my country....
Indeed, I tremble for my country when I reflect that God is just: that his justice cannot sleep forever.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  And I can fight only for....
And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know.-- Adolf Hitler

 
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  Answer a fool according to his....
Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his own eyes.-- Bible

 
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  Anything that is too stupid to....
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.-- Voltaire

 
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  They envy the distinction I have....
They envy the distinction I have won; let them therefore, envy my toils, my honesty, and the methods by which I gained it.-- Sallust

 
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  My religion consists of a humble....
My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  There is no gravity. The earth....
There is no gravity. The earth sucks.-- Graffito

 
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  God creates men, but they choose....
God creates men, but they choose each other.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  If you don't know what to....
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.-- Malcolm Forbes

 
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  The sort of liveliness which increases....
The sort of liveliness which increases with age is not far distant from madness.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  All Faith is false, all Faith....
All Faith is false, all Faith is true:--

 
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  MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces....
MAYONNAISE, n. One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The human race is faced with....
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.-- Unknown

 
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  Bacchus hath drowned more men than....
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.-- Dr. Thomas Fuller

 
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  If there be no great love....
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it upon better acquaintance, when we are married and have more occasion to know one another: I hope, upon familiarity will grow more contempt.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Man wasn't made to be guilty.--....
Man wasn't made to be guilty.-- Charles De Gaulle

 
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  Acting is the most minor of....
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.-- Katharine Hepburn

 
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  The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing....
The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. -- J. Frank Dobie

 
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  Never let your inferiors do you....
Never let your inferiors do you a favor - it will be extremely costly.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  I think we ought always to....
I think we ought always to entertain our opinions with some measure of doubt. I shouldn't wish people dogmatically to believe any philosophy, not even mine.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  It was such a lovely day....
It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself....
The opportunity for brotherhood presents itself every time you meet a human being.-- Jane Wyman

 
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  What is all wisdom save a....
What is all wisdom save a collection of platitudes? But the man who orders his life according to their teachings cannot go far wrong.-- Norman Douglas

 
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  The consumer's side of the coffin....
The consumer's side of the coffin lid is never ostentatious.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  I lived what most people call....
I lived what most people call the good life. I was happy, but deep inside I always felt that, with the short amount of time we are given to live and love in this world, we spend too much time loving things instead of people.-- Antonia Brenner

 
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  The habit of love cuts through....
The habit of love cuts through confusion and stumbles or contrives its way out of difficulty, it remembers the way even when it forgets, for a dumfounded moment, its reason for being. The path is the thing that matters.-- Eudora Welty

 
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  Warning signs that lover is bored:--....
Warning signs that lover is bored:--

 
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  Don't talk to me about naval....
Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  My heart is pure as the....
My heart is pure as the driven slush.-- Tallulah Bankhead

 
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  PLUNDER, v. To take the property....
PLUNDER, v. To take the property of another without observing the decent and customary reticences of theft. To effect a change of ownership with the candid concomitance of a brass band. To wrest the wealth of A from B and leave C lamenting a vanishing opportunity.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If your morals make you dreary,....
If your morals make you dreary, depend on it , they are wrong.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  The spirit of resistance to government....
The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions, that I wish it always to be kept alive.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  So may he rest, his faults....
So may he rest, his faults lie gently on him!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Laughter and tears are both responses....
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  How beautiful it is to do....
How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward.-- Spanish Proverb

 
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  It is pleasing to God whenever....
It is pleasing to God whenever you rejoice or laugh from the bottom of your heart.-- Martin Luther

 
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  I have found the paradox that....
I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.-- Mother Teresa

 
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  The absent are never without fault,....
The absent are never without fault, nor the present without excuse.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Do not hold as gold all....
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.-- Alain de Lille

 
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  First love is a kind of....
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time.-- Honore de Balzac

 
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  MINISTER, n. An agent of a....
MINISTER, n. An agent of a higher power with a lower responsibility. In diplomacy and officer sent into a foreign country as the visible embodiment of his sovereign's hostility. His principal qualification is a degree of plausible inveracity next below that of an ambassador.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  The main difference between men and....
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.-- Rebecca West

 
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  I paint self-portraits because I am....
I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  Let us not forget that knowledge....
Let us not forget that knowledge and skills alone cannot lead humanity to a happy and dignified life. ... I claim credit for nothing. Everything is determined, the beginning as well as the end, forces over which we have no control. It is determined for the insects as well as for the stars, Human beings, vegetables or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible piper.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Nothing is more depressing than the....
Nothing is more depressing than the conviction that one is not a hero.-- George Moore

 
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  Freedom is one of the deepest....
Freedom is one of the deepest and noblest aspirations of the human spirit.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  A billion here, a billion there....
A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money.-- Senator Everett Dirksen

 
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  The gods too are fond of....
The gods too are fond of a joke.-- Aristotle

 
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  The demagogue is one who preaches....
The demagogue is one who preaches doctrines he knows to be untrue to men he knows to be idiots.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  A bore is a man who....
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.-- Gian Vincenzo Gravina

 
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  We can only see a short....
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there thats needs to be done.-- Alan Turing

 
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  Living is having ups and downs....
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

 
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  America's greatest strength, and its greatest....
America's greatest strength, and its greatest weakness, is our belief in second chances, our belief that we can always start over, that things can be made better.-- Anthony Walton

 
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  To believe with certainty we must....
To believe with certainty we must begin with doubting.-- Stanislaw Leszczynski

 
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  But better die than live mechanically....
But better die than live mechanically a life that is a repetition of repetitions.-- D. H. Lawrence

 
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  To be turned from one's course....
To be turned from one's course by men's opinions, by blame, and by misrepresentation shows a man unfit to hold an office.-- Quintus Fabius Maximus

 
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  When we were children, we used....
When we were children, we used to think that when we were grown-up we would no longer be vulnerable. But to grow up is to accept vulnerability... To be alive is to be vulnerable.-- Madeleine L'Engle

 
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  Although the most acute judges of....
Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Make money, money, honestly if you....
Make money, money, honestly if you can;-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC

 
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  A bad neighbor is a misfortune,....
A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.-- Hesiod

 
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  The best way to become acquainted....
The best way to become acquainted with a subject is to write a book about it.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  History is too serious to be....
History is too serious to be left to historians.-- Ian Macleod

 
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  Adversity has the effect of eliciting....
Adversity has the effect of eliciting talents, which in prosperous circumstances would have lain dormant.-- Horace

 
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  Not everything that counts can be....
Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Higher emotions are what separate us....
Higher emotions are what separate us from the lower orders of life... -- Deanna Troi

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Faith is, at one and the....
Faith is, at one and the same time, absolutely necessary and altogether impossible.-- Stanislaw Lem

 
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  The best part of the fiction....
The best part of the fiction in many novels is the notice that the characters are purely imaginary.-- Franklin P. Adams

 
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  Doctors are men who prescribe medicines....
Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.-- Voltaire

 
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  NEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy....
NEWTONIAN, adj. Pertaining to a philosophy of the universe invented by Newton, who discovered that an apple will fall to the ground, but was unable to say why. His successors and disciples have advanced so far as to be able to say when.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Live all you can - it's....
Live all you can - it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If you haven't had that, what have you had?-- Henry James

 
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  With hope or without hope we....
With hope or without hope we will follow the trail of our enemies. And woe to them, if we prove the swifter!-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  Such is the common process of....
Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, they find themselves uneasy when they are apart, and therefore conclude that they shall be happy together. They marry, and discover what nothing but voluntary blindness had before concealed; they wear out life in altercations, and charge nature with cruelty.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Words -- so innocent and powerless....
Words -- so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them.-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

 
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  PASTIME, n. A device for promoting....
PASTIME, n. A device for promoting dejection. Gentle exercise for intellectual debility.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source....
MULTITUDE, n. A crowd; the source of political wisdom and virtue. In a republic, the object of the statesman's adoration. "In a multitude of consellors there is wisdom," saith the proverb. If many men of equal individual wisdom are wiser than any one of them, it must be that they acquire the excess of wisdom by the mere act of getting together. Whence comes it? Obviously from nowhere -- as well say that a range of mountains is higher than the single mountains composing it. A multitude is as wise as its wisest member if it obey him; if not, it is no wiser than its most foolish.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If you can't stand the heat,....
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.-- Harry S Truman

 
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  Love is or it ain't. Thin....
Love is or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all.-- Toni Morrison

 
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  More light! Give me more light!--....
More light! Give me more light!-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Power tempts even the best of....
Power tempts even the best of men to take liberties with the truth. -- Joseph Sobran

 
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  I had a dream last night....
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!-- Jerry Seinfeld

 
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  The man who moves a mountain....
The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.-- Confucius

 
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  If your daily life seems poor,....
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not poet enough to call forth its riches.-- Rainer Maria Rilke

 
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  Hate no one; hate their vices,....
Hate no one; hate their vices, not themselves.-- J. G. C. Brainard

 
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  It is a good rule in....
It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.-- P. G. Wodehouse

 
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  Although the world is full of....
Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.-- Helen Keller

 
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  I want to tell you a....
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'no'.-- Woody Allen

 
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  Truth has beauty, power and necessity.--....
Truth has beauty, power and necessity.-- Sylvia Ashton-Warner

 
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  The mind cannot long act the....
The mind cannot long act the role of the heart.-- Francois de la Rochefoucauld

 
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  I said to myself, I have....
I said to myself, I have things in my head that are not like what anyone has taught me - shapes and ideas so near to me - so natural to my way of being and thinking that it hasn't occurred to me to put them down. I decided to start anew, to strip away what I had been taught.-- Georgia O'Keeffe

 
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  It is better to sleep on....
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.-- Baltasar Gracian

 
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  The man who has nothing to....
The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground.-- Thomas Overbury

 
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  To be great is to be....
To be great is to be misunderstood.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Anything will give up its secrets....
Anything will give up its secrets if you love it enough. Not only have I found that when I talk to the little flower or to the little peanut they will give up their secrets, but I have found that when I silently commune with people they give up their secrets also - if you love them enough.-- George Washington Carver

 
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  Be courteous to all, but intimate....
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow grow, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.-- George Washington

 
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  The sciences do not try to....
The sciences do not try to explain, they hardly even try to interpret, they mainly make models. By a model is meant a mathematical construct which, with the addition of certain verbal interpretations, describes observed phenomena. The justification of such a mathematical construct is solely and precisely that it is expected to work.-- Johann Von Neumann

 
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  To succeed as a team is....
To succeed as a team is to hold all of the members accountable for their expertise.-- Mitchell Caplan

 
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  What I give form to in....
What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what I have seen in darkness.-- M. C. Escher

 
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  Husbands never become good; they merely....
Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  No man remains quite what he....
No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.-- Thomas Mann

 
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  Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish....
Mahatma Gandi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.-- Unknown

 
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  If i cannot smoke in heaven,....
If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  True happiness... arises, in the first....
True happiness... arises, in the first place, from the enjoyment of one's self.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  If we were the Monkees, we'd....
If we were the Monkees, we'd be ready by now.-- Frank Zappa

 
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  Baseball is Heaven's gift to mortals.--....
Baseball is Heaven's gift to mortals.-- George F. Will

 
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  He giveth his beloved sleep.-- Bible....
He giveth his beloved sleep.-- Bible

 
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  Death is the only grammatically correct....
Death is the only grammatically correct full stop…-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The secret of a good life....
The secret of a good life is to have the right loyalties and to hold them in the right scale of values.-- Norman Thomas

 
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  It is a wise father that....
It is a wise father that knows his own child.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  It is said that your life....
It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  Let's talk about how to fill....
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For several days before you put it in the mail, carry your tax return around under your armpit. No IRS agent is going to want to spend hours poring over a sweat-stained document. So even if you owe money, you can put in for an enormous refund and the agent will probably give it to you, just to avoid an audit. What does he care? It's not his money.-- Dave Barry

 
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  To reach something good it is....
To reach something good it is very useful to have gone astray, and thus acquire experience.-- Saint Teresa Of Avila

 
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  What we're all striving for is....
What we're all striving for is authenticity, a spirit-to-spirit connection.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The report of my death was....
The report of my death was an exaggeration.-- Mark Twain

 
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  If the statistics are right, the....
If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of star dust lost in the blaze of the Milky Way. Properly the Jew ought hardly to be heard of; but he is heard of, has always been heard of. He is as prominent on the planet as any other people, and his commercial importance is extravagantly out of proportion to the smallness of his bulk. His contributions to the world's list of great names in literature, science, art, music, finance, medicine, and abstruse learning are also way out of proportion to the weakness of his numbers. He has made a marvelous fight in this world, in all the ages; and has done it with his hands tied behind him. He could be vain of himself and be excused for it. The Egyptian, the Babylonian, and the Persian rose, filled the planet with sound and splendor, then faded to dream-stuff and passed away; the Greek and Roman followed, and made a vast noise, and they are gone; other peoples have sprung up

 
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  To really know is science; to....
To really know is science; to merely believe you know is ignorance.-- Hippocrates

 
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  Hear the other side.-- Saint_Augustine/" ....
Hear the other side.-- Saint_Augustine/"

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  It took me fifteen years to....
It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.-- Robert Benchley

 
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  We find no evidence that Congress....
We find no evidence that Congress intended to modify the nostrum to read, 'crime does not pay, except for attorney's fees.'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Each success only buys an admission....
Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.-- Henry Kissinger

 
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  Once a newspaper touches a story,....
Once a newspaper touches a story, the facts are lost forever, even to the protagonists.-- Norman Mailer

 
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  I can accept failure, but I....
I can accept failure, but I can't accept not trying. -- Michael Jordan

 
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  Fraud is the ready minister of....
Fraud is the ready minister of injustice.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  If you believe the doctors, nothing....
If you believe the doctors, nothing is wholesome; if you believe the theologians, nothing is innocent; if you believe the military, nothing is safe.-- Lord Salisbury

 
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  First weigh the considerations, then take....
First weigh the considerations, then take the risks.-- Helmuth von Moltke

 
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  I have a hundred times wished....
I have a hundred times wished that one could resign life as an officer resigns a commission.-- Robert Burns

 
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  I have no money, no resources,....
I have no money, no resources, and no hope. I am the happiest man alive.-- Henry Miller

 
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  They want the federal government controlling....
They want the federal government controlling Social Security like it's some kind of federal program.-- George W. Bush

 
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  Living is easy with eyes closed,....
Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.-- John Lennon

 
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  A book holds a house of....
A book holds a house of gold. -- Chinese Proverb

 
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  You make 'em, I amuse 'em.....
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  We are not enemies but friends.....
We are not enemies but friends. We must not be enemies. Though passion may have strained it must not break our bonds of affection. The mystic cords of memory shall swell when again touched, as surely they will be, by the better angels of nature.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  I believe that justice is instinct....
I believe that justice is instinct and innate, the moral sense is as much a part of our constitution as the threat of feeling, seeing and hearing.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  In the right light, at the....
In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary.-- Aaron Rose

 
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  Be fit for more than the....
Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know that you have a reserve in yourself; that you have more power than you are now using. If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.-- James A. Garfield

 
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  The fewer clear facts you have....
The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.-- Anonymous

 
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  My grandmother started walking five miles....
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.-- Ellen DeGeneres

 
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  CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that....
CHRISTIAN, n. One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor. One who follows the teachings of Christ in so far as they are not inconsistent with a life of sin.-- It made me with a thousand blushes burn

 
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  The main things which seem to....
The main things which seem to me important on their own account, and not merely as means to other things, are knowledge, art, instinctive happiness, and relations of friendship or affection.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Shake off all the fears of....
Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  My only concern was to get....
My only concern was to get home after a hard day's work.-- Rosa Parks

 
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  There is nothing in this world....
There is nothing in this world constant, but inconsistancy.-- Jonathan Swift

 
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  Once there was The People -....
Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth;--

 
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  Adversity is the trial of principle.....
Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he is honest or not.-- Henry Fielding

 
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  There are three classes of intellects:....
There are three classes of intellects: one which comprehends by itself; another which appreciates what others comprehend; and a third which neither comprehends by itself nor by the showing of others; the first is the most excellent, the second is good, and the third is useless.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  God conceals himself from the mind....
God conceals himself from the mind of man, but reveals himself to his heart.-- African Proverb

 
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  Progress isn't made by early risers.....
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.-- Robert Heinlein

 
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  The knowledge of the world is....
The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in the closet.-- Phillip Earl Stanhope

 
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  There are only two kinds of....
There are only two kinds of freedom in the world; the freedom of the rich and powerful, and the freedom of the artist and the monk who renounces possessions.-- Anais Nin

 
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  A thought is often original, though....
A thought is often original, though you have uttered it a hundred times.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  In most people's vocabularies, design means....
In most people's vocabularies, design means veneer. It's interior decorating. It's the fabric of the curtains of the sofa. But to me, nothing could be further from the meaning of design. Design is the fundamental soul of a human-made creation that ends up expressing itself in successive outer layers of the product or service.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  Too low they build, who build....
Too low they build, who build beneath the stars.-- Edward Young

 
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  In times like these, it helps....
In times like these, it helps to recall that there have always been times like these.-- Paul Harvey

 
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  A vacuum is a hell of....
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.-- Tennessee Williams

 
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  About the capitalist states, it doesn't....
About the capitalist states, it doesn't depend on you whether we (Soviet Union) exist. If you don't like us, don't accept our invitations, and don't invite us to come to see you. Whether you like it our not, history is on our side. We will bury you.-- Nikita Khrushchev

 
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  Nobody in the game of football....
Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstein.-- Joe Theismann

 
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  Two people kissing always look like....
Two people kissing always look like fish.-- Andy Warhol

 
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  Ten censure wrong, for one that....
Ten censure wrong, for one that writes amiss.-- Alexander Pope

 
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  Sometimes it takes courage to give....
Sometimes it takes courage to give into temptation.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Genuine beginnings begin within us, even....
Genuine beginnings begin within us, even when they are brought to our attention by external opportunities.-- William Bridges

 
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  Training is everything. The peach was....
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Reality is the leading cause of....
Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.-- Jane Wagner

 
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  It is in our idleness, in....
It is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top.-- Virginia Woolf

 
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  Talk of nothing but business, and....
Talk of nothing but business, and dispatch that business quickly.-- Aldus Manutius

 
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  The world's as ugly as sin,....
The world's as ugly as sin, and almost as delightful-- Frederick Locker-Lampson

 
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  People that are really weird can....
People that are really weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  Every gun that is made, every....
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired in the final analysis, is a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and not clothed.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  Adapt or perish, now as ever,....
Adapt or perish, now as ever, is nature's inexorable imperative.-- H. G. Wells

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  You can turn your back on....
You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  My passions were all gathered together....
My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose.-- Bette Davis

 
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  I always remember an epitaph which....
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has before him. That is all you can ask of him and that is what I have tried to do.-- Harry S Truman

 
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  In an information world where we....
In an information world where we all seem to have so much to say -- it is important to remember that sometimes we need to listen.-- Robert Anthony

 
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  Count your blessings. Once you realize....
Count your blessings. Once you realize how valuable you are and how much you have going for you, the smiles will return, the sun will break out, the music will play, and you will finally be able to move forward the life that God intended for you with grace, strength, courage, and confidence.-- Og Mandino

 
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  Life is just a mirror, and....
Life is just a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you.-- Wally 'Famous' Amos

 
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  But, for my own part, it....
But, for my own part, it was Greek to me.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Can women imagine anything finer than....
Can women imagine anything finer than to experience centuries and millennia with the beloved husband in a cozy home in reverent attention to the inner workings of creative motherhood?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Success usually comes to those who....
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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