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  Much talking is the cause of....
Much talking is the cause of danger. Silence is the means of avoiding misfortune. The talkative parrot is shut up in a cage. Other birds, without speech, fly freely about.-- Saskya Pandita

 
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  Exile, for no other motive than....
Exile, for no other motive than ease, would be the last defeat, with no seed of future victory in it.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  The body is a sacred garment.--....
The body is a sacred garment.-- Martha Graham

 
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  ELEGY, n. A composition in verse,....
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of humor, the writer aims to produce in the reader's mind the dampest kind of dejection. The most famous English example begins somewhat like this:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I knew her before she was....
I knew her before she was a virgin.-- Oscar Levant

 
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  Science knows no country, because knowledge....
Science knows no country, because knowledge belongs to humanity, and is the torch which illuminates the world. Science is the highest personification of the nation because that nation will remain the first which carries the furthest the works of thought and intelligence.-- Louis Pasteur

 
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  I believe that the government that....
I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.-- Stephen Colbert

 
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  To see a world in a....
To see a world in a grain of sand and a heaven in a wildflower, hold infinity in the palm of your hand and eternity in an hour.-- William Blake

 
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  Love is an irresistible desire to....
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.-- Robert Frost

 
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  Our deeds are like children that....
Our deeds are like children that are born to us; they live and act apart from our own will. Nay, children may be strangled, but deeds never: they have an indestructible life both in and out of our consciousness.-- George Eliot

 
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  Art washes away the dust of....
Art washes away the dust of everyday life.-- Pablo Picasso

 
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  From the moment I picked up....
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  He was a bold man that....
He was a bold man that first ate an oyster. -- Jonathan Swift

 
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  American can do better, and help....
American can do better, and help is on the way.-- John Kerry

 
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  Gratitude is born in hearts that....
Gratitude is born in hearts that take time to count up past mercies.-- Charles E. Jefferson

 
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  Those that are good manners at....
Those that are good manners at the court are as ridiculous in the country, as the behavior of the country is most mockable at the court.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  You can never plan the future....
You can never plan the future by the past.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  I really do believe I can....
I really do believe I can accomplish a great deal with a big grin, I know some people find that disconcerting, but that doesn't matter.-- Beverly Sills

 
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  May no portent of evil be....
May no portent of evil be attached to the words I say.-- Anonymous

 
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  I like my cigar, but I....
I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  A diamond with a flaw is....
A diamond with a flaw is worth more than a pebble without imperfections.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  Quality is never an accident; it....
Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.-- John Ruskin

 
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  Strive for excellence, not perfection.-- H.....
Strive for excellence, not perfection.-- H. Jackson Brown Jr.

 
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  My formula for living is quite....
My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.-- Cary Grant

 
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  I always knew i would look....
I always knew i would look back on my tears and laugh but i never tought i would look back on the laughter and cry-- Unknown

 
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  An eye for eye only ends....
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  I am convinced that it is....
I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived.-- Rabbi Harold Kushner

 
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  There are no secrets to success.....
There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.-- Colin Powell

 
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  Sigmund Freud once said, "What do....
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  Things that we hear pass quicker....
Things that we hear pass quicker from our minds than what we read.-- Ausonius

 
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  By learning to obey, you will....
By learning to obey, you will know how to command.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  Never help a child with a....
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.-- Maria Montessori

 
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  Cowards die many times before their....
Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  I believe the choice to be....
I believe the choice to be excellent begins with aligning your thoughts and words with the intention to require more from yourself.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  I tend to live in the....
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.-- Herb Caen

 
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  History, n. An account mostly false,....
History, n. An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I can't tell if a straw....
I can't tell if a straw ever saved a drowning man, but I know that a mere glance is enough to make despair pause. For in truth we who are creatures of impulse are creatures of despair.-- Joseph Conrad

 
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  My fellow Americans, I am pleased....
My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  Come quickly, I am tasting stars!--....
Come quickly, I am tasting stars!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  LL.D. Letters indicating the degree _Legumptionorum....
LL.D. Letters indicating the degree _Legumptionorum Doctor_, one learned in laws, gifted with legal gumption. Some suspicion is cast upon this derivation by the fact that the title was formerly _LL.d._, and conferred only upon gentlemen distinguished for their wealth. At the date of this writing Columbia University is considering the expediency of making another degree for clergymen, in place of the old D.D. -- _Damnator Diaboli_. The new honor will be known as _Sanctorum Custus_, and written _$$c_. The name of the Rev. John Satan has been suggested as a suitable recipient by a lover of consistency, who points out that Professor Harry Thurston Peck has long enjoyed the advantage of a degree.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  What we call education and culture....
What we call education and culture is for the most part nothing but the substitution of reading for experience, of literature for life, of the obsolete fictitious for the contemporary real.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  The deepest definition of youth is....
The deepest definition of youth is life as yet untouched by tragedy.-- Alfred North Whitehead

 
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  The best and most beautiful things....
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt.-- Unknown

 
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  A neurosis is a secret that....
A neurosis is a secret that you don't know you are keeping.-- Kenneth Tynan

 
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  Human beings are the only creatures....
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  I have an existential map. It....
I have an existential map. It has "You are here" written all over it.-- Steven Wright

 
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  Our repentance is not so much....
Our repentance is not so much regret for the ill we have done as fear of the ill that may happen to us in consequence.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  I'm an experienced woman; I've been....
I'm an experienced woman; I've been around...-- Mary_Tyler_Moore/"

 
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  Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.--....
Hope deferred maksth the heart sick.-- Bible

 
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  I phoned my dad to tell....
I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter.-- Steven Pearl

 
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  I know indeed what evil I....
I know indeed what evil I intend to do,--

 
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  The punishment which the wise suffer....
The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government is to live under the government of worse men.-- Plato

 
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  If you can count your money,....
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.-- J. Paul Getty

 
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  [The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That....
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  I fell asleep reading a dull....
I fell asleep reading a dull book and dreamed I kept on reading, so I awoke from sheer boredom.-- Heinrich Heine

 
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  Courage is very important. Like a....
Courage is very important. Like a muscle, it is strengthened by use.-- Ruth Gordon

 
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  Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no....
Bodily exercise, when compulsory, does no harm to the body; but knowledge which is acquired under compulsion obtains no hold on the mind.-- Plato

 
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  I used to think of all....
I used to think of all the billions of people in the world, and of all those people, how was I going to meet the right ones? The right ones to be my friends, the right one to be my husband. Now I just believe you meet the people you're supposed to meet.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  If I had my life to....
If I had my life to live over... I'd dare to make more mistakes next time.-- Nadine Stair

 
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  Gratitude is the memory of the....
Gratitude is the memory of the heart.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  Creativity is a drug I cannot....
Creativity is a drug I cannot live without.-- Cecil B. DeMille

 
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  The fragrance always remains in the....
The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.-- Heda Bejar

 
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  It is by acts and not....
It is by acts and not by ideas that people live.-- Anatole France

 
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  A bird in the hand's worth....
A bird in the hand's worth two fleeing by.-- Scottish Proverb

 
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  As a man can drink water....
As a man can drink water from any side of a full tank, so the skilled theologian can wrest from any scripture that which will serve his purpose.-- Bhagavad Gita

 
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  A slipping gear in your M203....
A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when you least expect it. This could make you very unpopular with what is left of your unit.-- Unknown

 
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  The perfect man uses his mind....
The perfect man uses his mind as a mirror.--

 
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  To love is to receive a....
To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.-- Karen Sunde

 
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  I just never let anything bother....
I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.-- Ruben Studdard

 
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  I reached for sleep and drew....
I reached for sleep and drew it round me like a blanket muffling pain and thought together in the merciful dark.-- Mary Stewart

 
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  No pessimist ever discovered the secrets....
No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Laughing is the sensation of feeling....
Laughing is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one spot.-- Josh Billings

 
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  An investment in knowledge always pays....
An investment in knowledge always pays the best interest.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  ... if you find a person....
... if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop duster that doesn't belong to you -- report it.-- George W. Bush

 
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  The fact speak for themselves.-- Demosthenes....
The fact speak for themselves.-- Demosthenes

 
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  Love goes out the door when....
Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Even in civilized mankind faint traces....
Even in civilized mankind faint traces of monogamous instincts can be perceived.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man....
Whoso sheddeth man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed.-- Bible

 
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  We ought not to look back....
We ought not to look back unless it is to derive useful lessons from past errors, and for the purpose of profiting by dear-brought experience.-- George Washington

 
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  You need to learn to see....
You need to learn to see and compose. The more time you waste worrying about your equipment the less time you'll have to put into creating great images. Worry about your images, not your equipment.-- Ken Rockwell

 
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  By the pricking of my thumbs,--....
By the pricking of my thumbs,--

 
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  Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.--....
Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.-- Scott Adams

 
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  The first duty to children is....
The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.-- Charles Buxton

 
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  True friendship is like sound health,....
True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of....
PERFECTION, n. An imaginary state of quality distinguished from the actual by an element known as excellence; an attribute of the critic.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

 
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  Never murder a man when he's....
Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  Within every adversity is an equal....
Within every adversity is an equal or greater opportunity.-- Napoleon Hill

 
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  Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.--....
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.-- Mark Twain

 
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  The greatest homage we can pay....
The greatest homage we can pay truth is to use it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Our life is frittered away by....
Our life is frittered away by detail. An honest man has hardly need to count more than his ten fingers, or in extreme cases he may add his ten toes, and lump the rest. Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity!-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  He knows not his own strength....
He knows not his own strength that hath not met adversity.-- Ben Jonson

 
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  Experience is a dear teacher, but....
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  The world is populated in the....
The world is populated in the main by people who should not exist.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Certainly there are things in life....
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny --- Ogden_Nash/"

 
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  Marriage is like a bank account.....
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.-- Professor Irwin Corey

 
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  The first precept was never to....
The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.-- Rene Descartes

 
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  There is no such thing as....
There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."-- Jerry Seinfeld

 
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  'So you think *I'm* the murderer?....
'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?'-- Peter Stone

 
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  There are three principal means of....
There are three principal means of acquiring knowledge. . . observation of nature, reflection, and experimentation. Observation collects facts; reflection combines them; experimentation verifies the result of that combination.-- Denis Diderot

 
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  There is no great genius without....
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.-- Seneca

 
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  The holy passion of Friendship is....
The holy passion of Friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Non Judgment: In our world where....
Non Judgment: In our world where it seems we are taught to judge everything all around and about us and we spend so much of our time doing just that, it might be wise to ask if we can judge anything. To judge anything with any degree of clarity and accuracy we would need all the information past, present and future and how it will affect all concerned to make a perfect judgment. Since no one has that skill, ability or information, you might agree, it may be unwise to judge. This idea may be hard to accept, but when you look back over your life and the judgments you made, ask yourself. How many of your judgments, when you made them, were you perfectly sure they were correct, would you want to change now with the benefit of 20-- Sidney_Madwed/"

 
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  He removes the greatest ornament of....
He removes the greatest ornament of friendship, who takes away from it respect.-- Cicero

 
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  Life is a perpetual instruction in....
Life is a perpetual instruction in cause and effect.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  If we attend continually and promptly....
If we attend continually and promptly to the little that we can do, we shall ere long be surprised to find how little remains that we cannot do.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  Our obligations to our country never....
Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives.-- John Adams

 
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  The nine most terrifying words in....
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  All animals except man know that....
All animals except man know that the ultimate of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  I like people who refuse to....
I like people who refuse to speak until they are ready to speak.-- Lillian Hellman

 
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  For my part, I consider that....
For my part, I consider that it will be found much better by all parties to leave the past to history, especially as I propose to write that history myself.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  If the Prince of Peace should....
If the Prince of Peace should come to earth, one of the first things he would do would be to put psychiatrists in their place.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  Good sense is, of all things....
Good sense is, of all things among men, the most equally distributed: for every one thinks himself so abundantly provided with it, that those even who are the most difficult to satisfy in everything else, do not usually desire a larger measure of this quality than they already possess.-- Rene Descartes

 
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  When you are kind to someone....
When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire.-- Whoopi Goldberg

 
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  If men want to oppose war,....
If men want to oppose war, it is *statism* that they must oppose.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Keep on going and the chances....
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I have never heard of anyone stumbling on something sitting down.-- Charles F. Kettering

 
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  The thing to remember is that....
The thing to remember is that that the future comes one day at a time.-- Dean Acheson

 
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  You will never be alone with....
You will never be alone with a poet in your pocket.-- John Adams

 
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  Everybody is ignorant, only on different....
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Where there is much desire to....
Where there is much desire to learn, there of necessity will be much arguing, much writing, many opinions; for opinions in good men is but knowledge in the making.-- John Milton

 
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  An injustice anywhere is an injustice....
An injustice anywhere is an injustice everywhere.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  The sole advantage of power is....
The sole advantage of power is that you can do more good.-- Baltasar Gracian

 
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  Speak no evil of an absent....
Speak no evil of an absent friend.-- Titus_Maccius_Plautus/"

 
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  He has a splendid repertoire of....
He has a splendid repertoire of 500 words. Why does he insist on using only 150?-- Abba Eban

 
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  To be idle is a short....
To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent.-- Buddha

 
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  Great men are true men, the....
Great men are true men, the men in whom nature has succeeded. They are not extraordinary - they are in the true order. It is the other species of men who are not what they ought to be.-- Henri-Frederic Amiel

 
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  A novel is a piece of....
A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong with it.-- Unknown

 
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  There is no reciprocity. Men love....
There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters.-- Alice Thomas Ellis

 
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  The worst sin - perhaps the....
The worst sin - perhaps the only sin - passion can commit, is to be joyless.-- Dorothy L. Sayers

 
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  Argue for your limitations, and sure....
Argue for your limitations, and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach

 
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  A human being is part of....
A human being is part of a whole, called by us the Universe, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings, as something separated from the rest--a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circles of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in....
MISERICORDE, n. A dagger which in mediaeval warfare was used by the foot soldier to remind an unhorsed knight that he was mortal.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  We live in a society of....
We live in a society of victimization, where people are much more comfortable being victimized than actually standing up for themselves.-- Marilyn Manson

 
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  No woman is required to build....
No woman is required to build the world by destroying herself.-- Rabbi Sofer

 
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  Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like....
Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art...It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  If you hear a voice within....
If you hear a voice within you say 'you cannot paint,' then by all means paint, and that voice will be silenced.-- Vincent Van Gogh

 
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  All in all, I am not....
All in all, I am not surprised that the people who want to unravel the social contract start with young adults. Those who are urged to feel afraid, very afraid, have both the greatest sense of independence and the most finely honed skepticism about government.-- Ellen Goodman

 
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  The major difference between a thing....
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  I'm right and everybody else is....
I'm right and everybody else is wrong! See, now everyone's happy!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Blind belief is dangerous. -- Kenyan....
Blind belief is dangerous. -- Kenyan Proverb

 
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  I'm better than dirt. Well, most....
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.-- Matt Groening

 
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  Jacta alea est.-- Julius_Caesar/" ....
Jacta alea est.-- Julius_Caesar/"

 
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  Advertising is a valuable economic factor....
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.-- Sinclair Lewis

 
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  People who have no faults are....
People who have no faults are terrible; there is no way to take advantage of them-- Anatole France

 
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  Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.--....
Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  Happiness is the meaning and the....
Happiness is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of human existence.-- Aristotle

 
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  For all men tragically great are....
For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.-- Herman Melville

 
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  There I lay staring upward, while....
There I lay staring upward, while the stars wheeled over... Faint to my ears came the gathered rumour of all lands: the springing and the dying, the song and the weeping, and the slow everlasting groan of overburdened stone.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  Not to feel one's misfortunes is....
Not to feel one's misfortunes is not human, not to bear them is not manly.-- Seneca

 
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  If I had been the Virgin....
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  You can't have a light without....
You can't have a light without a dark to stick it in.-- Arlo Guthrie

 
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  If we don't change our direction....
If we don't change our direction we're likely to end up where we're headed.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  Beware of the man who won't....
Beware of the man who won't be bothered with details.-- William Feather

 
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  I make the most of all....
I make the most of all that comes and the least of all that goes.-- Sara Teasdale

 
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  In taking revenge, a man is....
In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Politics is war without bloodshed while....
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.-- Mao Tse-Tung

 
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  Man has six organs to serve....
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three. He cannot control his eye, ear or nose, but he can his mouth, hand and foot.-- Leone Levi

 
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  Those who are able to see....
Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses.-- Plato

 
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  The keenest sorrow is to recognize....
The keenest sorrow is to recognize ourselves as the sole cause of all our adversities.-- Sophocles

 
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  The only purpose for which power....
The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm to others. His own good, either physical or moral, is not a sufficient warrant.-- John Stuart Mill

 
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  Advertising is the rattling of a....
Advertising is the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket.-- George Orwell

 
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  The passions often engender their contraries.--....
The passions often engender their contraries.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  Facts are stubborn things, but statistics....
Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Civility sometimes requires polite ruthlessness. Establish....
Civility sometimes requires polite ruthlessness. Establish that what you prize most is civility.-- Jimmy Bise Jr.

 
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  Strange new problems are being reported....
Strange new problems are being reported in the growing generations of children whose mothers were always there, driving them around, helping them with their homework - an inability to endure pain or discipline or pursue any self-sustained goal of any sort, a devastating boredom with life.-- Betty Friedan

 
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  It is only necessary to make....
It is only necessary to make war with five things; with the maladies of the body, the ignorances of the mind, with the passions of the body, with the seditions of the city and the discords of families.-- Pythagoras

 
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  A leader has the right to....
A leader has the right to be beaten, but never the right to be surprised.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  A simple enough pleasure, surely, to....
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

 
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  Nothing in education is so astonishing....
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance as it accumulates in the form of inert facts.-- Henry Adams

 
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  Life is full of obstacle illusions.--....
Life is full of obstacle illusions.-- Grant Frazier

 
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  Power is the great aphrodisiac.-- Henry....
Power is the great aphrodisiac.-- Henry Kissinger

 
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  It has been said, 'time heals....
It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, protecting its sanity, covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But it is never gone.-- Rose Kennedy

 
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  Wish not so much to live....
Wish not so much to live long as to live well.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  The long run is a misleading....
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.-- John Maynard Keynes

 
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  That is what marriage really means:....
That is what marriage really means: helping one another to reach the full status of being persons, responsible and autonomous beings who do not run away from life.-- Paul Tournier

 
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  The avoidance of taxes is the....
The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that carries any reward.-- John Maynard Keynes

 
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  When you feel in your gut....
When you feel in your gut what you are and then dynamically pursue it - don't back down and don't give up - then you're going to mystify a lot of folks.-- Bob Dylan

 
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  What are man and woman if....
What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring tribes? Yet decade after decade, century after century, they attempt in marriage to reconcile and forge a union. Why? I don't know. Biological imperative? Divine law? Or just a desire to connect to that mysterious other? In any case, it's always struck me as a hopeful thing.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  The only tyrant I accept in....
The only tyrant I accept in this world is the still voice within.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  The most important work you and....
The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.-- Harold B. Lee

 
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  A full cup must be carried....
A full cup must be carried steadily.-- English Proverb

 
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  There you stand like a duck....
There you stand like a duck in a thunderstorm again - aren't you ever going to understand?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  If God lived on earth, people....
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  ICONOCLAST, n. A breaker of idols,....
ICONOCLAST, n. A breaker of idols, the worshipers whereof are imperfectly gratified by the performance, and most strenuously protest that he unbuildeth but doth not reedify, that he pulleth down but pileth not up. For the poor things would have other idols in place of those he thwacketh upon the mazzard and dispelleth. But the iconoclast saith: "Ye shall have none at all, for ye need them not; and if the rebuilder fooleth round hereabout, behold I will depress the head of him and sit thereon till he squawk it."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Freedom, then, lies only in our....
Freedom, then, lies only in our innate human capacity to choose between different sorts of bondage, bondage to desire or self esteem, or bondage to the light that lightens all our lives.-- Sri Madhava

 
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  Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin....
Ah yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-- Robin Williams

 
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  One cool judgment is worth a....
One cool judgment is worth a thousand hasty councils. The thing is to supply light and not heat-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  There are risks and costs to....
There are risks and costs to a program of action. But they are far less than the long-range risks and costs of comfortable inaction.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  Honesty is probably the sexiest thing....
Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman.-- Debra Messing

 
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  We are told that people stay....
We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck... But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.-- Ellen Goodman

 
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  One cannot review a bad book....
One cannot review a bad book without showing off.-- W. H. Auden

 
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  I feel sorry for people who....
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  Never be a cynic, even a....
Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.-- Vachel Lindsay

 
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  Nothing travels faster than the speed....
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Some weasel took the cork out....
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.-- W. C. Fields

 
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  People who work sitting down get....
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.-- Ogden Nash

 
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  Our lives begin to end the....
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  Everyone has his burden; what counts....
Everyone has his burden; what counts is how you carry it.-- Joe Brown and David Brown

 
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  Why does the Air Force need....
Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining?-- George Wallace

 
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  Next in importance to freedom and....
Next in importance to freedom and justice is popular education, without which neither freedom nor justice can be permanently maintained.-- James A. Garfield

 
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  Almost everything – all external expectations,....
Almost everything – all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure - these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  Think of what would happen to....
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.-- Tom Masson

 
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  I have always depended on the....
I have always depended on the kindness of strangers.-- Tennessee Williams

 
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  MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore....
MESMERISM, n. Hypnotism before it wore good clothes, kept a carriage and asked Incredulity to dinner.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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MAD, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence; not conforming to standards of thought, speech and action derived by the conformants from study of themselves; at odds with the majority; in short, unusual. It is noteworthy that persons are pronounced mad by officials destitute of evidence that themselves are sane. For illustration, this present (and illustrious) lexicographer is no firmer in the faith of his own sanity than is any inmate of any madhouse in the land; yet for aught he knows to the contrary, instead of the lofty occupation that seems to him to be engaging his powers he may really be beating his hands against the window bars of an asylum and declaring himself Noah Webster, to the innocent delight of many thoughtless spectators.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Thou art weighed in the balances,....
Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting.-- Bible

 
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  You can only cure retail but....
You can only cure retail but you can prevent wholesale.-- Brock Chisholm

 
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  When lenity and cruelty play for....
When lenity and cruelty play for a kingdom, the gentler gamester is the soonest winner.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  If it were not for injustice,....
If it were not for injustice, men would not know justice.-- Heraclitus

 
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  No pain, no palm; no thorns,....
No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown.-- William Penn

 
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  A good example is like a....
A good example is like a bell that calls many to church. -- Danish Proverb

 
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  Be careful -- with quotations, you....
Be careful -- with quotations, you can damn anything.-- Andre Malraux

 
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  A teacher affects eternity; He can....
A teacher affects eternity; He can never tell where his influence stops.-- Henry Adams

 
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  A technical objection is the first....
A technical objection is the first refuge of a scoundrel.-- Heywood Broun

 
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  I'd horsewhip you if I had....
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Before you agree to do anything....
Before you agree to do anything that might add even the smallest amount of stress to your life, ask yourself: What is my truest intention? Give yourself time to let a yes resound within you. When it's right, I guarantee that your entire body will feel it.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Let thy speech be short, comprehending....
Let thy speech be short, comprehending much in a few words.-- Aprocrypha

 
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GHOUL, n. A demon addicted to the reprehensible habit of devouring the dead. The existence of ghouls has been disputed by that class of controversialists who are more concerned to deprive the world of comforting beliefs than to give it anything good in their place. In 1640 Father Secchi saw one in a cemetery near Florence and frightened it away with the sign of the cross. He describes it as gifted with many heads an an uncommon allowance of limbs, and he saw it in more than one place at a time. The good man was coming away from dinner at the time and explains that if he had not been "heavy with eating" he would have seized the demon at all hazards. Atholston relates that a ghoul was caught by some sturdy peasants in a churchyard at Sudbury and ducked in a horsepond. (He appears to think that so distinguished a criminal should have been ducked in a tank of rosewater.) The water turned at once to blood "and so contynues unto ys daye." The pond has since been bled with a ditch. As late a

 
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  If the only tool you have....
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.-- Abraham Maslow

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner....
LAZINESS, n. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The wise man carries his possessions....
The wise man carries his possessions within him.-- Bias

 
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  Three may keep a secret, if....
Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  We become what we think about....
We become what we think about all day long.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  An executive is a person who....
An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.-- John H. Patterson

 
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  SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and....
SORCERY, n. The ancient prototype and forerunner of political influence. It was, however, deemed less respectable and sometimes was punished by torture and death. Augustine Nicholas relates that a poor peasant who had been accused of sorcery was put to the torture to compel a confession. After enduring a few gentle agonies the suffering simpleton admitted his guilt, but naively asked his tormentors if it were not possible to be a sorcerer without knowing it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Sometimes its good to contrast what....
Sometimes its good to contrast what you like with something else. It makes you appreciate it even more.-- Darby Conley

 
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  We must as second best...take the....
We must as second best...take the least of the evils.-- Aristotle

 
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  I'm very well acquainted too with....
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical, --

 
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  It becomes a bore doing imaginative....
It becomes a bore doing imaginative books that do not touch imaginations, and at length one stops even planning them.-- H. G. Wells

 
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  Our lives improve only when we....
Our lives improve only when we take chances - and the first and most difficult risk we can take is to be honest with ourselves.-- Walter Anderson

 
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  I want to share something with....
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.-- Matt Groening

 
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  Word is a shadow of a....
Word is a shadow of a deed.-- Democritus

 
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  THE DISAPPOINTED MAN SPEAKS.--I sought great....
THE DISAPPOINTED MAN SPEAKS.--I sought great human beings, I never found anything but the APES of their ideal.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  I only know two pieces; one....
I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.-- Victor Borge

 
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  Who made the world I cannot....
Who made the world I cannot tell;--

 
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  Few can foresee whither their road....
Few can foresee whither their road will lead them, till they come to its end.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  No man can sit down and....
No man can sit down and withhold his hands from the warfare against wrong and get peace from his acquiescence.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  Arguments are to be avoided; they....
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Speak what you think today in....
Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.--

 
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  A viler evil than to murder....
A viler evil than to murder a man, is to sell him suicide as an act of virtue. A viler evil than to throw a man into a sacrificial furnace, is to demand that he leap in, of his own will, and that he build the furnace, besides.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  REFUGE, n. Anything assuring protection to....
REFUGE, n. Anything assuring protection to one in peril. Moses and Joshua provided six cities of refuge -- Bezer, Golan, Ramoth, Kadesh, Schekem and Hebron -- to which one who had taken life inadvertently could flee when hunted by relatives of the deceased. This admirable expedient supplied him with wholesome exercise and enabled them to enjoy the pleasures of the chase; whereby the soul of the dead man was appropriately honored by observations akin to the funeral games of early Greece.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Life has taught us that love....
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 
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  The instinct of nearly all societies....
The instinct of nearly all societies is to lock up anybody who is truly free. First, society begins by trying to beat you up. If this fails, they try to poison you. If this fails too, they finish by loading honors on your head.-- Jean Cocteau

 
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  Death is not the worst than....
Death is not the worst than can happen to men.-- Plato

 
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  Men always talk about the most....
Men always talk about the most important things to perfect strangers. In the perfect stranger we perceive man himself; the image of a God is not disguised by resemblances to an uncle or doubts of wisdom of a mustache.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  There is only one you... Don't....
There is only one you... Don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered!-- Charles Swindoll

 
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  When we are unable to find....
When we are unable to find tranquillity within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  How should they answer?-- Unknown (can....
How should they answer?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  There's always farther to go and....
There's always farther to go and more to do and mountains to climb; that's what I look forward to.-- Jennifer Aniston

 
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  The activity of love and faith....
The activity of love and faith is what makes heaven.-- Emanuel Swedenborg

 
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  What is a kiss? Why this,....
What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve:-- Robert_Herrick/"

 
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  What Every Computer Consultant Needs to....
What Every Computer Consultant Needs to Know:--

 
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  The speed of the boss is....
The speed of the boss is the speed of the team-- Lee Iacocca

 
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  The ideals which have lighted my....
The ideals which have lighted my way, and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. The trite subjects of human efforts, possessions, outward success, luxury have always seemed to me contemptible.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  The tooth fairy teaches children that....
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.-- David Richerby

 
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  It is wise to apply the....
It is wise to apply the oil of refined politeness to the mechanisms of friendship.-- Colette

 
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  I'm not a bad guy! I....
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?-- Matt Groening

 
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  Elegance is refusal.-- Coco Chanel ....
Elegance is refusal.-- Coco Chanel

 
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  Enquire not what boils in another's....
Enquire not what boils in another's pot.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  Once the game is over, the....
Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  My wish is to ride the....
My wish is to ride the tempest, tame the waves, kill the sharks. I will not resign myself...-- Trieu Thi Trinh

 
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  Our deeds are like children that....
Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart from our own will.-- George Eliot

 
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  Everyone who is incapable of learning....
Everyone who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  If I were to try to....
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be closed for any other business.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  No one can build his security....
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person. -- Willa Cather

 
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  Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads....
Each snowflake in an avalanche pleads not guilty.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  The very purpose of existence is....
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we have of ourselves with the appalling things that other people think about us.-- Quentin Crisp

 
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  The most dangerous folly of old....
The most dangerous folly of old people who were once attractive is to forget that they are not so any longer.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  A happy childhood has spoiled many....
A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.-- Robertson Davies

 
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  Love is the difficult realization that....
Love is the difficult realization that something other than oneself is real.-- Iris Murdoch

 
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  For if you suffer your people....
For if you suffer your people to be ill-educated, and their manners to be corrupted from their infancy, and then punish them for those crimes to which their first education disposed them, what else is to be concluded from this, but that you first make thieves and then punish them.-- Sir Thomas More

 
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  He who laughs, lasts!-- Mary Pettibone....
He who laughs, lasts!-- Mary Pettibone Poole

 
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  When love is in excess it....
When love is in excess it brings a man no honor nor worthiness.-- Euripides

 
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  As soon as we left the....
As soon as we left the ground I knew I myself had to fly!-- Amelia Earhart

 
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  Wife: one who is sorry she....
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The line, often adopted by strong....
The line, often adopted by strong men in controversy, of justifying the means by the end.-- Saint Jerome

 
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  When I say altitude, I'm not....
When I say altitude, I'm not referring to my jet. It's my own interpretation of the word attitude. I like flying because it gets me where I'm going, fast. Likewise, if you have the right attitude, you can get where you're going, fast.-- Donald Trump

 
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  If more of us valued food....
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  It is folly to punish your....
It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  Do not consider painful what is....
Do not consider painful what is good for you.-- Euripides

 
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  I paint self-portraits because I am....
I paint self-portraits because I am so often alone, because I am the person I know best.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  It is no good asking for....
It is no good asking for a simple religion. Real things are not simple. They look simple, but they are not. The table I'm sitting at looks simple: but ask a scientist to tell you what it is really made of - all about the atoms and how the light waves rebound from them and hit my eye and what they do to my optic nerve and what it does to my brain - and, of course, you'll find that what we call 'seeing a table' lands you in mysteries and complications which you can hardly get to the end of. A child saying a child's prayer looks simple. And if you are content to stop there, well and good. But if you are not - and the modern world usually is not - if you want to go on and ask what is really happening - then you must be prepared for something difficult. If we ask for something more than simplicity, it is silly then to complain that the something is not more simple.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  For to err in opinion, though....
For to err in opinion, though it be not the part of wise men, is at least human.-- Plutarch

 
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  Do not meddle in the affairs....
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  Love is the wisdom of the....
Love is the wisdom of the fool and the folly of the wise.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  There's never a new fashion but....
There's never a new fashion but it's old.-- Geoffrey Chaucer

 
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  I shot an arrow into the....
I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck.-- Graffito

 
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  Tears may be dried up, but....
Tears may be dried up, but the heart - never.-- Marguerite de Valois

 
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  Character is the indelible mark that....
Character is the indelible mark that determines the only true value of all people and all their work-- Orison Swett Marden

 
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  We delight in the beauty of....
We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone through to achieve that beauty.-- Maya Angelou

 
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  There are three intolerable things in....
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.-- Orson Welles

 
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  The Bible tells us to love....
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  Age does not make us childish,....
Age does not make us childish, as some say; it finds us true children.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Civilization is a limitless multiplication of....
Civilization is a limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.-- Mark Twain

 
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  To see what is right and....
To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.-- Confucius

 
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  Nobody made a greater mistake than....
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could only do a little.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  He that can have patience can....
He that can have patience can have what he will. -- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  If you are patient in one....
If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  We never really grow up, we....
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing....
ARMOR, n. The kind of clothing worn by a man whose tailor is a blacksmith.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Early morning hath gold in its....
Early morning hath gold in its mouth.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Life engenders life. Energy creates energy.....
Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich.-- Sarah Bernhardt

 
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  Conscience is the voice of the....
Conscience is the voice of the soul.-- Polish Proverb

 
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  All censorships exist to prevent any....
All censorships exist to prevent any one from challenging current conceptions and existing institutions. All progress is initiated by challenging current conceptions, and executed by supplanting existing institutions. Consequently the first condition of progress is the removal of censorships.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  As part of Academic Computing's commitment....
As part of Academic Computing's commitment to its Sun 3 users.....

 
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  Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity....
Self-denial is indulgence of a propensity to forego.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Conflict is going to happen whether....
Conflict is going to happen whether you want it or not. People will butt heads. Sometimes when you least expect it.-- Jimmy Bise Jr.

 
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  A husband is like a fire,....
A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.-- Evan Esar

 
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  A writer is somebody for whom....
A writer is somebody for whom writing is more difficult than it is for other people.-- Thomas Mann

 
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  Brains, like hearts, go where they....
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.-- Robert S. McNamara

 
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  One never knows what each day....
One never knows what each day is going to bring. The important thing is to be open and ready for it.-- Henry Moore

 
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  We have a firm commitment to....
We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  Grief shared is half grief; Joy....
Grief shared is half grief; Joy shared is double joy. -- Honduran Proverb

 
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  Passion is univeral humanity. Without it....
Passion is univeral humanity. Without it religion, history, art, and romance would be useless.-- Honore de Balzac

 
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  He is happiest who hath power....
He is happiest who hath power to gather wisdom from a flower.-- Mary Howitt

 
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  The income tax has made liars....
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf.-- Will Rogers

 
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  If you can find humor in....
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  [Sleep is] the golden chain that....
[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.-- Thomas Dekker

 
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  Common sense is the knack of....
Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are and doing things as they ought to be done.-- Josh Billings

 
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  Our thoughts are free.-- Cicero ....
Our thoughts are free.-- Cicero

 
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  The whole life of man is....
The whole life of man is but a point of time; let us enjoy it.-- Plutarch

 
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  Winning isn't everything, it is the....
Winning isn't everything, it is the only thing.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  GRACES, n. Three beautiful goddesses, Aglaia,....
GRACES, n. Three beautiful goddesses, Aglaia, Thalia and Euphrosyne, who attended upon Venus, serving without salary. They were at no expense for board and clothing, for they ate nothing to speak of and dressed according to the weather, wearing whatever breeze happened to be blowing.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A man of genius makes no....
A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery.-- James Joyce

 
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  Nothing can bring you peace but....
Nothing can bring you peace but yourself.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  'So you think *I'm* the murderer?....
'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?'-- Peter Stone

 
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  PATIENCE, n. A minor form of....
PATIENCE, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Few men desire liberty: The majority....
Few men desire liberty: The majority are satisfied with a just master.-- Sallust

 
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  Suicide is belated acquiescence in the....
Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Opinions mean nothing; they may be....
Opinions mean nothing; they may be beautiful or ugly, clever or foolish, anyone can embrace or reject them.-- Hermann Hesse

 
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  I gather, young man, that you....
I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a political statistic.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  I respect every soldier, from every....
I respect every soldier, from every country, who serves beside us in the hard work of history. America is grateful, and America will not forget.-- George W. Bush

 
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  I have a simple philosophy. Fill....
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

 
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  Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but....
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.-- John Stuart Mill

 
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  PYRRHONISM, n. An ancient philosophy, named....
PYRRHONISM, n. An ancient philosophy, named for its inventor. It consisted of an absolute disbelief in everything but Pyrrhonism. Its modern professors have added that.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Say not, 'I have found the....
Say not, 'I have found the truth,' but rather, 'I have found a truth.'-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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