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  Look now how mortals are blaming....
Look now how mortals are blaming the gods, for they say that evils come from us, but in fact they themselves have woes beyond their share because of their own follies.-- Homer

 
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  Indolence is a delightful but distressing....
Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy. -- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  This is the day upon which....
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Set thine house in order.-- Bible....
Set thine house in order.-- Bible

 
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  A good friend of my son's....
A good friend of my son's is a son to me.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.-- ....
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.--

 
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  What is morality in any given....
What is morality in any given time or place? It is what the majority then and there happen to like, and immorality is what they dislike.-- Alfred North Whitehead

 
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  Say not, when I have leisure....
Say not, when I have leisure I will study; you may not have leisure.-- The Mishnah

 
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  When one admits that nothing is....
When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. It is much more nearly certain that we are assembled here tonight than it is that this or that political party is in the right. Certainly there are degrees of certainty, and one should be very careful to emphasize that fact, because otherwise one is landed in an utter skepticism, and complete skepticism would, of course, be totally barren and completely useless.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  You must learn some of my....
You must learn some of my philosophy. Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.-- Jane Austen

 
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  It's silly to go on pretending....
It's silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are all brothers. The truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars, hypocrites, poltroons.-- Henry Miller

 
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  Words, once they are printed, have....
Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own.-- Carol Burnett

 
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  It takes in reality only one....
It takes in reality only one to make a quarrel. It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favour of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion.-- William Ralph Inge

 
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  Half the money I spend on....
Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is I don't know which half.-- John Wanamaker

 
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  I have everything, yet have nothing;....
I have everything, yet have nothing; and although I possess nothing, still of nothing am I in want.-- Terence

 
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  When the rich wage war it's....
When the rich wage war it's the poor who die.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

 
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  We cannot live only for ourselves.....
We cannot live only for ourselves. A thousand fibers connect us with our fellow men; and among those fibers, as sympathetic threads, our actions run as causes, and they come back to us as effects.-- Herman Melville

 
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  Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use....
Be more splendid, more extraordinary. Use every moment to fill yourself up.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The Lord gave, and the Lord....
The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.-- Bible

 
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  Temper is a weapon that we....
Temper is a weapon that we hold by the blade.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  There are no dirty words, only....
There are no dirty words, only dirty minds.-- Lenny Bruce

 
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  You should never bet against anything....
You should never bet against anything in science at odds of more than about 10-12 to 1.-- Ernest Rutherford

 
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  I'm a mother with two small....
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to.-- Pamela Anderson

 
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  In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that....
In Tulsa, restaurants have signs that say, ``Sorry, we're open.''-- Roseanne Barr

 
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  At the center of each human....
At the center of each human heart is goodness, layered over with hurt, confusion, and mistaken ideas. Our task is to gently peel off layer after layer until the unfettered heart can shed its love upon the world.-- Sue Patton Thoele

 
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  Books are the quietest and most....
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counsellors, and the most patient of teachers.-- Charles W. Eliot

 
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  What's the difference between a boyfriend....
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.-- Cindy Gardner

 
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  I don't do this for my....
I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain. I *LOVE* the pain!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  We are quick to flare up,....
We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.-- Homer

 
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  When the conduct of men is....
When the conduct of men is designed to be influenced, persuasion, kind unassuming persuasion, should ever be adopted. It is an old and true maxim that 'a drop of honey catches more flies than a gallon of gall.' So with men. If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend. Therein is a drop of honey that catches his heart, which, say what he will, is the great highroad to his reason, and which, once gained, you will find but little trouble in convincing him of the justice of your cause, if indeed that cause is really a good one.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  I have never made but one....
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.-- Voltaire

 
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  Man without religion is the creature....
Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.-- Augustus Hare

 
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  Maude - "The earth is my....
Maude - "The earth is my body, my head is in the stars...Who said that?" Harold- "I don't know." Maude - "Well, I suppose I did."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  LEGACY, n. A gift from one....
LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A word is not a crystal,....
A word is not a crystal, transparent and unchanging, it is the skin of a living thought and may vary greatly in colour and content according to the circumstances and time in which it is used.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind....
In the bleak midwinter Frosty wind made moan, Earth stood hard as iron, Water like a stone; Snow had fallen, snow on snow, Snow on snow, In the bleak midwinter, Long ago.-- Christina Rossetti

 
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  Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle....
Against stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.-- Friedrich_von_Schiller/"

 
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  There are laws for everything except....
There are laws for everything except the harm families do.-- Sue Grafton

 
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  OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil....
OBSESSED, p.p. Vexed by an evil spirit, like the Gadarene swine and other critics. Obsession was once more common than it is now. Arasthus tells of a peasant who was occupied by a different devil for every day in the week, and on Sundays by two. They were frequently seen, always walking in his shadow, when he had one, but were finally driven away by the village notary, a holy man; but they took the peasant with them, for he vanished utterly. A devil thrown out of a woman by the Archbishop of Rheims ran through the trees, pursued by a hundred persons, until the open country was reached, where by a leap higher than a church spire he escaped into a bird. A chaplain in Cromwell's army exorcised a soldier's obsessing devil by throwing the soldier into the water, when the devil came to the surface. The soldier, unfortunately, did not.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Even holligans marry, though they know....
Even holligans marry, though they know that marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever.-- Quentin Crisp

 
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  To avoid criticism, do nothing, say....
To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance;....
Intuition comes very close to clairvoyance; it appears to be the extrasensory perception of reality.-- Alexis Carrel

 
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  A chess genius is a human....
A chess genius is a human being who focuses vast, little-understood mental gifts and labors on an ultimately trivial human enterprise.-- George Steiner

 
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  Dare to be wise.-- Anonymous/" ....
Dare to be wise.-- Anonymous/"

 
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  My father taught me to work;....
My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  The faith that stand on authority....
The faith that stand on authority is not faith.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  In idleness there is a perpetual....
In idleness there is a perpetual despair.-- Thomas Carlyle

 
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  LAUREATE, adj. Crowned with leaves of....
LAUREATE, adj. Crowned with leaves of the laurel. In England the Poet Laureate is an officer of the sovereign's court, acting as dancing skeleton at every royal feast and singing-mute at every royal funeral. Of all incumbents of that high office, Robert Southey had the most notable knack at drugging the Samson of public joy and cutting his hair to the quick; and he had an artistic color-sense which enabled him so to blacken a public grief as to give it the aspect of a national crime.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I have never seen a situation....
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.-- Brendan Behan

 
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  Don't believe anything you read on....
Don't believe anything you read on the net. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  And remember, no matter where you....
And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.-- Earl Mac Rauch

 
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  Love much. Earth has enough of....
Love much. Earth has enough of bitter in it.-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 
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  Nearly all marriages, even happy ones,....
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soul-mate is the one you are actually married to.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  The good neighbor looks beyond the....
The good neighbor looks beyond the external accidents and discerns those inner qualities that make all men human and, therefore, brothers.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  Because the results are expressed in....
Because the results are expressed in numbers, it is easy to make the mistake of thinking that the intelligence test is a measure like a foot ruler or a pair of scales. It is, of course, a quite different sort of measure. Intelligence is not an abstraction like length and weight; it is an exceedingly complicated notion - which nobody has yet succeeded in defining.-- Walter Lippmann

 
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  Since a politician never believes what....
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.-- Charles De Gaulle

 
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  It's a shallow life that doesn't....
It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars.-- Garrison Keillor

 
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  Light be the earth upon you,....
Light be the earth upon you, lightly rest.-- Euripides

 
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  I was thrown out of college....
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy next to me.-- Woody Allen

 
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  The solution is to gradually become....
The solution is to gradually become free of societal rewards and learn how to substitute for them rewards that are under one's own powers. This is not to say that we should abandon every goal endorsed by society; rather, it means that, in addition to or instead of the goals others use to bribe us with, we develop a set of our own.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

 
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  [Medicine is] a collection of uncertain....
[Medicine is] a collection of uncertain prescriptions the results of which, taken collectively, are more fatal than useful to mankind.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

 
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  Many people weigh the guilt they....
Many people weigh the guilt they will feel against the pleasure of the forbidden action they want to take.-- Peter McWilliams

 
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  Beauty of whatever kind, in its....
Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.-- Edgar Allan Poe

 
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  Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing....
Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose -- a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.-- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

 
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  A pessimist is a man who....
A pessimist is a man who has been compelled to live with an optimist.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  A patriot must always be ready....
A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.-- Edward Abbey

 
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  Think not those faithful who praise....
Think not those faithful who praise all thy words and actions; but those who kindly reprove thy faults.-- Socrates

 
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  I do the very best I....
I do the very best I can to look upon life with optimism and hope and looking forward to a better day, but I don't think there is anything such as complete happiness. It pains me that there is still a lot of Klan activity and racism. I think when you say you're happy, you have everything that you need and everything that you want, and nothing more to wish for. I haven't reached that stage yet.-- Rosa Parks

 
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  I do believe it is possible....
I do believe it is possible to create, even without ever writing a word or painting a picture, by simply molding one's inner life. And that too is a deed.-- Etty Hillesum

 
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  In a nation ruled by swine,....
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  Because religious belief, or non-belief, is....
Because religious belief, or non-belief, is such an important part of every person's life, freedom of religion affects every individual. State churches that use government power to support themselves and force their views on persons of other faiths undermine all our civil rights. Moreover, state support of the church tends to make the clergy unresponsive to the people and leads to corruption within religion. Erecting the "wall of separation between church and state," therefore, is absolutely essential in a free society.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Life does not cease to be....
Life does not cease to be funny when people die; any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Those who educate children well are....
Those who educate children well are more to be honored than parents, for these only gave life, those the art of living well.-- Aristotle

 
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  It matters if you just don't....
It matters if you just don't give up.-- Stephen Hawking

 
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  Some people walk in the rain…....
Some people walk in the rain… others just get wet…-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Fine art and pizza delivery, what....
Fine art and pizza delivery, what we do falls neatly in between!-- David Letterman

 
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  If a problem has no solution,....
If a problem has no solution, it may not be a problem, but a fact- not to be solved, but to be coped with over time.-- Shimon Peres

 
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  When we are born we die,....
When we are born we die, our end is but the pendant of our beginning.-- Manilius

 
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  As a twig is bent the....
As a twig is bent the tree inclines.-- Virgil

 
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  American women expect to find in....
American women expect to find in their husbands a perfection that English women only hope to find in their butlers.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  For the children of this world....
For the children of this world are in their generation wiser than the children of light.-- Bible

 
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  Example is not the main thing....
Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.-- Albert Schweitzer

 
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  I know [patriotism] exists, and I....
I know [patriotism] exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and lasting war can never be supported on this principle alone. It must be aided by a prospect of interest, or some reward.-- George Washington

 
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  I have the worlds largest seashell....
I have the worlds largest seashell collection. You may have seen it, I keep it spread out on beaches all over the world.-- Steven Wright

 
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  Since the whole affair had become....
Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.-- Voltaire

 
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  Rather do what is nothing in....
Rather do what is nothing in the purpose than to be idle, that the devil may find thee doing. The bird that sits is easily shot when the fliers escape the fowler. Idleness is the Dead Sea that swallows all the virtues, and is the self-made sepulcher of a living man.-- Francis Quarles

 
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  My illness is due to my....
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.-- W. C. Fields

 
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  We must learn to be still....
We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.-- Indira Gandhi

 
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  One must have a good memory....
One must have a good memory to be able to keep the promises one makes.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The great thing about democracy is....
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid.-- Art Spander

 
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  I keep the subject of my....
I keep the subject of my inquiry constantly before me, and wait till the first dawning opens gradually, by little and little, into a full and clear light.-- Isaac Newton

 
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  Europe will never be like America.....
Europe will never be like America. Europe is a product of history. America is a product of philosophy.-- Margaret Thatcher

 
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  My fellow astronauts...-- Dan Quayle ....
My fellow astronauts...-- Dan Quayle

 
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  Cast thy bread upon the waters;....
Cast thy bread upon the waters; for thou shalt find it after many days.-- Bible

 
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  Success covers a multitude of blunders.--....
Success covers a multitude of blunders.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Painting is silent poetry, and poetry....
Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.-- Simonides

 
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  No man ever listened himself out....
No man ever listened himself out of a job.-- Calvin Coolidge

 
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  When virtue has slept, she will....
When virtue has slept, she will get up more refreshed.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Religion is the only thing left....
Religion is the only thing left in the world that is free, which is why a lot of people 'find it.'-- Jimmy Buffett

 
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  "The "haves" and "have nots" can....
"The "haves" and "have nots" can be traced back to the "dids" and "did nots."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  He was born an Englishman and....
He was born an Englishman and remained one for years.-- Brendan Behan

 
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  Miss Brooke had that kind of....
Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.-- George Eliot

 
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  A place for everything and everything....
A place for everything and everything in its place.-- Isabella Mary Beeton

 
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  A Hospital is no place to....
A Hospital is no place to be sick.-- Samuel Goldwyn

 
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  I detest converts almost as much....
I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The greatest thing in the world....
The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  The only time people dislike gossip....
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.-- Will Rogers

 
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  OPERA, n. A play representing life....
OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes. All acting is simulation, and the word _simulation_ is from _simia_, an ape; but in opera the actor takes for his model _Simia audibilis_ (or _Pithecanthropos stentor_) -- the ape that howls.--

 
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  My doctor says that I have....
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefor excused from saving Universes.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  But the very hairs of your....
But the very hairs of your head are all numbered.-- Bible

 
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  Of all afflictions, the worst is....
Of all afflictions, the worst is self-contempt.-- Berthold Auerbach

 
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  The great majority of us are....
The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothing but misfortune. Our nervous system isn't just a fiction, it's part of our physical body, and our soul exists in space and is inside us, like teeth in our mouth. It can't be forever violated with impunity.-- Boris Pasternak

 
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  The inner fire is the most....
The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses.-- Edith Sodergran

 
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  COMPROMISE, n. Such an adjustment of....
COMPROMISE, n. Such an adjustment of conflicting interests as gives each adversary the satisfaction of thinking he has got what he ought not to have, and is deprived of nothing except what was justly his due.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  It is a far better thing....
It is a far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known.-- Charles Dickens

 
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  There will always be a part,....
There will always be a part, and always a very large part of every community, that have no care but for themselves, and whose care for themselves reaches little further than impatience of immediate pain, and eagerness for the nearest good.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  ...in order that a man may....
...in order that a man may be happy, it is necessary that he should not only be capable of his work, but a good judge of his work.-- John Ruskin

 
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  Traveling there was really boring so....
Traveling there was really boring so I headed for the ditch. It was a rough ride but I met more interesting people there.-- Neil Young

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  PATRIOT, n. One to whom the....
PATRIOT, n. One to whom the interests of a part seem superior to those of the whole. The dupe of statesmen and the tool of conquerors.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  True art is characterized by an....
True art is characterized by an irresistible urge in the creative artist-- Albert Einstein

 
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  When I read about the evils....
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.-- Henny Youngman

 
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  We don't know a millionth of....
We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  We can gain no lasting peace....
We can gain no lasting peace if we approach it with suspicion and mistrust or with fear. We can gain it only if we proceed with the understanding, the confidence, and the courage which flow from conviction.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  Labor to keep alive in your....
Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire, called conscience.-- George Washington

 
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  To live is the rarest thing....
To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.-- George Orwell

 
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  One must be a wise reader....
One must be a wise reader to quote wisely and well.-- Amos Bronson Alcott

 
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  Returning violence for violence multiplies violence,....
Returning violence for violence multiplies violence, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars... Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  The measure of a master is....
The measure of a master is his success in bringing all men around to his opinion twenty years later.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  What worries you masters you.-- Haddon....
What worries you masters you.-- Haddon W. Robinson

 
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  Far better it is to dare....
Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs even though checkered by failure, than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows neither victory nor defeat.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  The single best augury is to....
The single best augury is to fight for one's country.-- Homer

 
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  Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.--....
Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  A book is a version of....
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.-- Salman Rushdie

 
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  I'm just trying to look at....
I'm just trying to look at something without blinking.-- Toni Morrison

 
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  Objective journalism is one of the....
Objective journalism is one of the main reasons American politics has been allowed to be so corrupt for so long.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  And malt does more than Milton....
And malt does more than Milton can-- A._E._Housman/"

 
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  "The ultimate measure of a man....
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  To give an accurate description of....
To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is not merely the proper occupation of the historian, but the inalienable privilege of any man of parts and culture.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  SIREN, n. One of several musical....
SIREN, n. One of several musical prodigies famous for a vain attempt to dissuade Odysseus from a life on the ocean wave. Figuratively, any lady of splendid promise, dissembled purpose and disappointing performance.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  All children are essentially criminal.-- Denis....
All children are essentially criminal.-- Denis Diderot

 
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  ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard.....
ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Enjoyment is not a goal, it....
Enjoyment is not a goal, it is a feeling that accompanies important ongoing activity.-- Paul Goodman

 
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  Basic research is what I am....
Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing.-- Wernher von Braun

 
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  PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental....
PRE-ADAMITE, n. One of an experimental and apparently unsatisfactory race of antedated Creation and lived under conditions not easily conceived. Melsius believed them to have inhabited "the Void" and to have been something intermediate between fishes and birds. Little its known of them beyond the fact that they supplied Cain with a wife and theologians with a controversy.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Humankind differs from the animals only....
Humankind differs from the animals only by a little, and most people throw that away.-- Confucius

 
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  The first condition of immortality is....
The first condition of immortality is death.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  The best [man] is like water.--....
The best [man] is like water.--

 
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  To study the phenomenon of disease....
To study the phenomenon of disease without books is to sail an uncharted sea, while to study books without patients is not to go to sea at all.-- Sir William Osler

 
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  Dreams do come true, if we....
Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough, You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  I think that maybe if women....
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get somewhere.-- James Thurber

 
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  The reward for conformity was that....
The reward for conformity was that everyone liked you except yourself.-- Rita Mae Brown

 
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  Language is like a crack'd kettle....
Language is like a crack'd kettle on which we beat out tunes to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.-- Gustave Flaubert

 
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  The trouble with conservatives today is....
The trouble with conservatives today is that most of their thinking is so naive. As for the liberals, their thinking is more sophisticated; but their function ought to be to provide new ideas, and they don't come up with any.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  She wanted something to happen -....
She wanted something to happen - something, anything: she did not know what.-- Kate Chopin

 
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  When I pass, speak freely of....
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I'll have no ego to injure.-- Aaron McGruder

 
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  He is not laughed at who....
He is not laughed at who laughs at himself first.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  It's being here now that's important.....
It's being here now that's important. There's no past and there's no future. Time is a very misleading thing. All there is ever, is the now. We can gain experience from the past, but we can't relive it; and we can hope for the future, but we don't know if there is one.-- George Harrison

 
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  I never could tell a lie....
I never could tell a lie that anybody would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.-- Mark Twain

 
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  When you jump for joy, beware....
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

 
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  The whole history of civilization is....
The whole history of civilization is strewn with creeds and institutions which were invaluable at first, and deadly afterwards.-- Walter Bagehot

 
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  Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit....
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Hay is more acceptable to an....
Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold.-- Latin Proverb

 
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  Everybody should be able to make....
Everybody should be able to make some music...That's the cosmic dance!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  There are times when one would....
There are times when one would like to end the whole human race, and finish the farce.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Conscience is the inner voice that....
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. -- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Too much of a good thing....
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.-- Mae West

 
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  Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a....
Intimate relationships cannot substitute for a life plan. But to have any meaning or viability at all, a life plan must include intimate relationships.-- Harriet Lerner

 
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  Hold no man responsible for what....
Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.-- The Talmud

 
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  By asking for the impossible we....
By asking for the impossible we obtain the possible. -- Italian Proverb

 
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  I worked myself up from nothing....
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Our deeds determine us, as much....
Our deeds determine us, as much as we determine our deeds.-- Marian Evans

 
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  Hence it is clear how much....
Hence it is clear how much more cruel the pen is than the sword.-- Robert_Burton/"

 
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  Hollywood is a place where they....
Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.-- Walter Winchell

 
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  Be strong and courageous, do not....
Be strong and courageous, do not be afraid or tremble...for the Lord, your God is the one who goes with you. He will not fail you or forsake you.-- Bible

 
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  Dreams are but interludes that fancy....
Dreams are but interludes that fancy makes...--

 
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  An ostentatious man will rather relate....
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed, than be debarred from talking of his own dear person.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  No one but a theorist believes....
No one but a theorist believes his theory; everyone puts faith in a laboratory result but the experimenter himself.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  If it come to prohibiting, there....
If it come to prohibiting, there is aught more likely to be prohibited than truth itself.-- John Milton

 
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  Many an optimist has become rich....
Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist.-- Robert G. Allen

 
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  There are no facts, only interpretations.--....
There are no facts, only interpretations.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once....
HURRICANE, n. An atmospheric demonstration once very common but now generally abandoned for the tornado and cyclone. The hurricane is still in popular use in the West Indies and is preferred by certain old-fashioned sea-captains. It is also used in the construction of the upper decks of steamboats, but generally speaking, the hurricane's usefulness has outlasted it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There are occasions when it is....
There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

 
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  All that is necessary for the....
All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  If life was fair, Elvis would....
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.-- Johnny Carson

 
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  FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of....
FICKLENESS, n. The iterated satiety of an enterprising affection.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A hundred years ago, the electric....
A hundred years ago, the electric telegraph made possible - indeed, inevitable - the United States of America. The communications satellite will make equally inevitable a United Nations of Earth; let us hope that the transition period will not be equally bloody.-- Arthur C. Clarke

 
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  They wrote in the old days....
They wrote in the old days that it is sweet and fitting to die for one's country. But in modern war, there is nothing sweet nor fitting in your dying. You will die like a dog for no good reason.-- Ernest Hemingway

 
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  I'm not dumb. I just have....
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.-- Bill Watterson

 
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  The action of men are the....
The action of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.-- John Locke

 
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  Don't worry about a thing,-- Bob_Marley/"....
Don't worry about a thing,-- Bob_Marley/"

 
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  Courage is the price that Life....
Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.-- Amelia Earhart

 
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  Morality is judgement to distinguish right....
Morality is judgement to distinguish right and wrong, vision to see the truth, courage to act upon it, dedication to that which is good, and integrity to stand by it at any price.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  What counts in making a happy....
What counts in making a happy marriage is not so much how compatible you are, but how you deal with incompatibility.-- Leo Tolstoy

 
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  To love and be loved is....
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.-- David Viscott

 
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  Golf isn't a game, it's a....
Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.-- Charles Rosin

 
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  A prophet is not without honor,....
A prophet is not without honor, save in his own country, and in his own house.-- Bible

 
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  Few things are impossible to diligence....
Few things are impossible to diligence and skill. Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  First of all, let me assert....
First of all, let me assert my firm belief that the only thing we have to fear is fear itself - nameless, unreasoning, unjustified terror which paralyzes needed efforts to convert retreat into advance.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  ABSOLUTE, adj. Independent, irresponsible. An absolute....
ABSOLUTE, adj. Independent, irresponsible. An absolute monarchy is one in which the sovereign does as he pleases so long as he pleases the assassins. Not many absolute monarchies are left, most of them having been replaced by limited monarchies, where the sovereign's power for evil (and for good) is greatly curtailed, and by republics, which are governed by chance.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  No statue has ever been put....
No statue has ever been put up to a critic.-- Jean Sibelius

 
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  History is the short trudge from....
History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.-- Leonard Louis Levinson

 
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  A man will be imprisoned in....
A man will be imprisoned in a room with a door that's unlocked and opens inwards, as long as it does not occur to him to pull rather than push.-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

 
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  To be a well-flavored man is....
To be a well-flavored man is the gift of fortune, but to write or read comes by nature.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Two roads diverged in a wood,....
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I -I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference.-- Robert Frost

 
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  I live in company with a....
I live in company with a body, a silent companion, exacting and eternal.-- Eugene Delacroix

 
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  We judge ourselves by what we....
We judge ourselves by what we are capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  All the works of man have....
All the works of man have their origin in creative fantasy. What right have we then to depreciate imagination.-- Carl Jung

 
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  Marriage is a great institution, but....
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.-- Mae West

 
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  You only live once -- but....
You only live once -- but if you work it right, once is enough.-- Joe E. Lewis

 
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  The highest proof of virtue is....
The highest proof of virtue is to possess boundless power without abusing it.-- Lord Macaulay

 
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  Be not forgetful to entertain strangers,....
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.-- Bible

 
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  The happiness of your life depends....
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard accordingly; and take care that you entertain no notions unsuitable to virtue, and reasonable nature.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  People who have no weaknesses are....
People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.-- Anatole France

 
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  The gem cannot be polished without....
The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  True genius is always inborn and....
True genius is always inborn and never cultivated, let alone learned.-- Adolf Hitler

 
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  If all the world's a stage,....
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty

 
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  We should be eternally vigilant against....
We should be eternally vigilant against attempts to check the expression of opinions that we loathe.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  Seize the day, put no trust....
Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!-- Horace/"

 
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  You get fifteen democrats in a....
You get fifteen democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.-- Senator Patrick Leahy

 
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  It is much easier to repent....
It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.-- Josh Billings

 
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  You have to have funny faces....
You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.-- Ellen DeGeneres

 
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  Temper gets you into trouble. Pride....
Temper gets you into trouble. Pride keeps you there.-- Anonymous

 
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  There is no fate that cannot....
There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.-- Albert Camus

 
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  Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents....
Colleges hate geniuses, just as convents hate saints. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  If there is no God, who....
If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?-- Art Hoppe

 
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  The price of seeing is silence.--....
The price of seeing is silence.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  Anyone who is not shocked by....
Anyone who is not shocked by quantum theory has not understood it.-- Niels Bohr

 
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  I'm not worried about the bullet....
I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant.'-- Unknown

 
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  I believe that God has planted....
I believe that God has planted in every human heart the desire to live in freedom. And even when that desire is crushed by tyranny for decades, it will rise again.-- George W. Bush

 
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  A man is like a fraction....
A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose denominator is what he thinks of himself. The larger the denominator the smaller the fraction.-- Leo Tolstoy

 
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  Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses.....
Projections are bullshit. They're just guesses. Wait until the real thing happens and then when it happens, then you can make the decision. Make decisions when you have a lot of information to make the decision. Not when you have to guess about what the decision is going to be or use data that doesn't exist yet.-- Jason Fried

 
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  He's simply got the instinct for....
He's simply got the instinct for being unhappy highly developed.-- Saki

 
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  Trifles go to make perfection,-- Michelangelo_Buonarroti/"....
Trifles go to make perfection,-- Michelangelo_Buonarroti/"

 
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  We sleep, but the loom of....
We sleep, but the loom of life never stops, and the pattern which was weaving when the sun went down is weaving when it comes up in the morning.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  In activity we must find our....
In activity we must find our joy as well as glory; and labor, like everything else that is good, is its own reward.-- Edwin P. Whipple

 
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  Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning....
Ah, divorce. The Latin word meaning to rip a man's genitals out through his wallet.-- Robin Williams

 
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  Treat your friends as you do....
Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light.-- Jennie Jerome Churchill

 
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  I do not want to die.....
I do not want to die. . . until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.-- Kathe Kollwitz

 
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  To send a letter is a....
To send a letter is a good way to go somewhere without moving anything but your heart.-- Phyllis Theroux

 
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  Pleasure in the job puts perfection....
Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work.-- Aristotle

 
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  I'd go out with women my....
I'd go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.-- George Burns

 
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  Contradiction is not a sign of....
Contradiction is not a sign of falsity, nor the lack of contradiction a sign of truth.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Chance is always powerful. Let your....
Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish.-- Ovid

 
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  For he who sees a need....
For he who sees a need but waits to be asked is already set on cruel refusal.-- Dante Alighieri

 
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  There is nothing more notable in....
There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, when he was an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  You can only perceive real beauty....
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.-- Anouk Aimee

 
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  An eye for an eye makes....
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  An unpopular rule is never long....
An unpopular rule is never long maintained.-- Seneca

 
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  God bless thee; and put meekness....
God bless thee; and put meekness in thy mind, love, charity, obedience, and true duty!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  True is it that we have....
True is it that we have seen better days.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Blessed are those who can give....
Blessed are those who can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.-- Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

 
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  Sex is the biggest nothing of....
Sex is the biggest nothing of all time.-- Andy Warhol

 
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  Communism is like prohibition, it's a....
Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.-- Will Rogers

 
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  The best car safety device is....
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.-- Dudley Moore

 
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  If any one faculty of our....
If any one faculty of our nature may be called more wonderful than the rest, I do think it is memory. There seems something more speakingly incomprehensible in the powers, the failures, the inequalities of memory, than in any other of our intelligences. The memory is sometimes so retentive, so serviceable, so obedient; at others, so bewildered and so weak; and at others again, so tyrannic, so beyond control! We are, to be sure, a miracle every way; but our powers of recollecting and of forgetting do seem peculiarly past finding out.-- Jane Austen

 
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  To laugh often and much; to....
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Every man who observes vigilantly, and....
Every man who observes vigilantly, and resolves steadfastly, grows unconsciously into genius.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 
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  Defer not till tomorrow to be....
Defer not till tomorrow to be wise, tomorrow's sun to thee may never rise.-- William Congreve

 
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  You don't have to burn books....
You don't have to burn books to destroy a culture. Just get people to stop reading them.-- Ray Bradbury

 
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  I sing all kinds.-- Elvis Presley....
I sing all kinds.-- Elvis Presley

 
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  I do not confer praise or....
I do not confer praise or blame: I accept. I am the measure of all things. I am the centre of the world.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  Fame is a vapor; popularity an....
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion.-- Mark Twain

 
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  The tragedy of life is not....
The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.-- Unknown

 
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  Why does a small tax increase....
Why does a small tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and s substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  ...happiness gives us the energy which....
...happiness gives us the energy which is the basis of health.-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

 
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  Nobody objects to a woman being....
Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.-- Marya Mannes

 
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  The path of precept is long,....
The path of precept is long, that of example short and effectual.-- Seneca

 
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  Wait for that wisest of all....
Wait for that wisest of all counselors, Time.-- Pericles

 
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  The degree of civilization in a....
The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.-- Fyodor Dostoevsky

 
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  Gold for friends,-- Anastasio Somoza García....
Gold for friends,-- Anastasio Somoza García

 
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  Marriage is part of a sort....
Marriage is part of a sort of 50's revival package that's back in vogue along with neckties and naked ambition.-- Calvin Trillin

 
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  The only courage that matters is....
The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.-- Mignon McLaughlin

 
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  Beware of undertaking too much at....
Beware of undertaking too much at the start. Be content with quite a little. Allow for accidents. Allow for human nature, especially your own.-- Arnold Bennett

 
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  If you drink, don't drive. Don't....
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.-- Dean Martin

 
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  Everything is funny as long as....
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.-- Will Rogers

 
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  However much we talk of the....
However much we talk of the inexorable laws governing the life of individuals and of societies, we remain at the bottom convinced that in human affairs everything in more or less fortuitous. We do not even believe in the inevitability of our own death. Hence the difficulty of deciphering the present, of detecting the seeds of things to come as they germinate before our eyes. We are not attuned to seeing the inevitable.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  Everybody has been young before, but....
Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.-- African Proverb

 
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  Keep writing. Keep doing it and....
Keep writing. Keep doing it and doing it. Even in the moments when it's so hurtful to think about writing.-- Heather Armstrong

 
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  A traveler must have the back....
A traveler must have the back of an ass to bear all,--

 
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  The Bible is God's chart for....
The Bible is God's chart for you to steer by, to keep you from the bottom of the sea, and to show you where the harbor is, and how to reach it without running on rocks or bars.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  I believe God is managing affairs....
I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.-- Henry Ford

 
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  Have the wild things no moral....
Have the wild things no moral or legal rights? What right has man to inflict such long and fearful agony on a fellow creature, simply because that creature does not speak his language?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I love quotations because it is....
I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.-- Marlene Dietrich

 
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  FAIRY, n. A creature, variously fashioned....
FAIRY, n. A creature, variously fashioned and endowed, that formerly inhabited the meadows and forests. It was nocturnal in its habits, and somewhat addicted to dancing and the theft of children. The fairies are now believed by naturalist to be extinct, though a clergyman of the Church of England saw three near Colchester as lately as 1855, while passing through a park after dining with the lord of the manor. The sight greatly staggered him, and he was so affected that his account of it was incoherent. In the year 1807 a troop of fairies visited a wood near Aix and carried off the daughter of a peasant, who had been seen to enter it with a bundle of clothing. The son of a wealthy _bourgeois_ disappeared about the same time, but afterward returned. He had seen the abduction been in pursuit of the fairies. Justinian Gaux, a writer of the fourteenth century, avers that so great is the fairies' power of transformation that he saw one change itself into two opposing armies and fight a batt

 
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  Any doctrine that will not bear....
Any doctrine that will not bear investigation is not a fit tenant for the mind of an honest man.-- Robert Ingersoll

 
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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  The time to pray is not....
The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it.-- Josh Billings

 
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  I think that anyone who comes....
I think that anyone who comes upon a Nautilus machine suddenly will agree with me that its prototype was clearly invented at some time in history when torture was considered a reasonable alternative to diplomacy.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  From social intercourse are derived some....
From social intercourse are derived some of the highest enjoyments of life; where there is a free interchange of sentiments the mind acquires new ideas, and by frequent exercise of its powers, the understanding gains fresh vigor.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  To endure oneself may be the....
To endure oneself may be the hardest task in the universe. You cannot hire a wise man or any other intellect to solve it for you. There's no writ of inquest or calling of witness to provide answers. No servant or disciple can dress the wound. You dress it yourself or continue bleeding for all to see.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  I have come to value liberated....
I have come to value liberated minds as the supreme good of life on earth.-- J. Frank Dobie

 
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  I do not want people to....
I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me that trouble of liking them.-- Jane Austen

 
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  What we think, or what we....
What we think, or what we know, or what we believe is, in the end, of little consequence. The only consequence is what we do.-- John Ruskin

 
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  People love high ideals, but they....
People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible.-- Will Rogers

 
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  We don’t see the end of....
We don't see the end of the tunnel but I must say I don't think it is darker than it was a year ago, and in some ways lighter.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  One of the advantages of being....
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.-- A. A. Milne

 
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  Do what you can with what....
Do what you can with what you have, where you are.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  Language is like a crack'd kettle....
Language is like a crack'd kettle on which we beat out tunes for bears to dance to, while all the time we long to move the stars to pity.-- Gustave Flaubert

 
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  Take away the right to say....
Take away the right to say "fuck" and you take away the right to say "fuck the government."-- Lenny Bruce

 
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  I'm still an atheist, thank God.--....
I'm still an atheist, thank God.-- Luis Bunuel

 
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  It is from numberless diverse acts....
It is from numberless diverse acts of courage and belief that human history is shaped. Each time a man stands up for an ideal, or acts to improve the lot of others, or strikes out against injustice, he sends forth a tiny ripple of hope, and crossing each other from a million different centers of energy and daring, those ripples build a current that can sweep down the mightiest walls of oppression and resistance.-- Robert F. Kennedy

 
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  Their silence is sufficient praise.-- Terence....
Their silence is sufficient praise.-- Terence

 
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  It matters not how strait the....
It matters not how strait the gate,--

 
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  Shut out all of your past....
Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows. -- Sir William Osler

 
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  All movements go too far.-- Bertrand....
All movements go too far.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Any woman who thinks the way....
Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.-- Adrienne E. Gusoff

 
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  Men are born with two eyes,....
Men are born with two eyes, but only one tongue, in order that they should see twice as much as they say.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  He who boasts of his ancestry....
He who boasts of his ancestry is praising the deeds of another.-- Seneca

 
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  A DAY IN THE LIFE OF....
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A DOE--

 
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  Europe was created by history. America....
Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.-- Margaret Thatcher

 
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  Satire's my weapon, but I'm too....
Satire's my weapon, but I'm too discreet-- Alexander_Pope/"

 
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  The First Amendment is often inconvenient.....
The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.-- Justice Anthony Kennedy

 
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  When all is said and done,....
When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.-- Alice Hoffman

 
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  The reading of all good books....
The reading of all good books is indeed like a conversation with the noblest men of past centuries who were the authors of them, nay a carefully studied conversation, in which they reveal to us none but the best of their thoughts.-- Rene Descartes

 
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  No one is ready for a....
No one is ready for a thing until he believes he can acquire it.-- Napoleon Hill

 
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  It is better to live rich....
It is better to live rich than to die rich. -- Samuel Johnson

 
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  A preoccupation with the future not....
A preoccupation with the future not only prevents us from seeing the present as it is but often prompts us to rearrange the past.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  All I have seen teaches me....
All I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator for all I have not seen. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  ...it is a base thing to....
...it is a base thing to look to others for your defense instead of depending upon yourself. That defense alone is effectual, sure, and durable which depends upon yourself and your own valor.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  We just had a near-life experience!--....
We just had a near-life experience!-- Chuck Palahniuk

 
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  I have been thinking that I....
I have been thinking that I would make a proposition to my Republican friends... that if they will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

 
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  There is nothing that is personal....
There is nothing that is personal and private, it is all universal. All that stuff we share but don't admit to, and don't talk about...what is that about?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal....
TYPE, n. Pestilent bits of metal suspected of destroying civilization and enlightenment, despite their obvious agency in this incomparable dictionary.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  ESOTERIC, adj. Very particularly abstruse and....
ESOTERIC, adj. Very particularly abstruse and consummately occult. The ancient philosophies were of two kinds, -- _exoteric_, those that the philosophers themselves could partly understand, and _esoteric_, those that nobody could understand. It is the latter that have most profoundly affected modern thought and found greatest acceptance in our time.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The conventional view serves to protect....
The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

 
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  When love is gone, there's always....
When love is gone, there's always justice.--

 
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  Nothing changes your opinion of a....
Nothing changes your opinion of a friend so surely as success - yours or his.-- Franklin P. Jones

 
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  Politics is the art of the....
Politics is the art of the possible.--

 
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  I am not afraid of the....
I am not afraid of the pen, or the scaffold, or the sword. I will tell the truth wherever I please.-- Mother Jones

 
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  The fact was I had the....
The fact was I had the vision... I think everyone has... what we lack is the method. -- Jack Kerouac

 
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  To him who is in fear....
To him who is in fear everything rustles.-- Sophocles

 
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  Money was never a big motivation....
Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.-- Donald Trump

 
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  Doroga k Zvjozdam Otkrita.-- Sergei Koroljov....
Doroga k Zvjozdam Otkrita.-- Sergei Koroljov

 
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  The trouble with the rat race....
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.-- Lily Tomlin

 
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  When in doubt, do without.-- Hofni....
When in doubt, do without.-- Hofni Samuel

 
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  It's choice - not chance -....
It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.-- Jean Nidetch

 
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  Most of the basic truths of....
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.-- Elizabeth Goudge

 
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  It takes a great deal of....
It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. -- Henry James

 
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When I'm trusting and being myself... everything in my life reflects this by falling into place easily, often miraculously.-- Shakti Gawain

 
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Well, the fact is that one cannot retrace one's steps, and the steps one has taken greatly influence the future.-- Vincent van Gogh

 
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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some smaller countries are neutral.-- Robert Orben

 
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