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  You make 'em, I amuse 'em.....
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  [He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious....
[He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  Genius is the ability to put....
Genius is the ability to put into effect what is in your mind.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

 
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  [End of diatribe. We now return....
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  [Poetry] is the lava of the....
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.-- Lord Byron

 
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  With most men, unbelief in one....
With most men, unbelief in one thing springs from blind belief in another.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  LEONINE, adj. Unlike a menagerie lion.....
LEONINE, adj. Unlike a menagerie lion. Leonine verses are those in which a word in the middle of a line rhymes with a word at the end, as in this famous passage from Bella Peeler Silcox:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  A man is infinitely more complicated....
A man is infinitely more complicated than his thoughts.-- Paul Valery

 
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  Everybody winds up kissing the wrong....
Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night.-- Andy Warhol

 
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  [M]aybe the most any of us....
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.-- Michelle Burford

 
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  For me [video blogging] is like....
For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.-- Mike B. Slone

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  Costly thy habit [dress] as thy....
Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Science is organized knowledge.-- Herbert Spencer....
Science is organized knowledge.-- Herbert Spencer

 
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  I decided that it was not....
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.-- Socrates

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  I decided that it was not....
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.-- Socrates

 
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  [S]he refused to be bored chiefly....
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  [Water is] the only drink for....
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Costly thy habit [dress] as thy....
Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  [Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom....
[Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  [The body is] a marvelous machine...a....
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!-- Theodor Herzl

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  [Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry....
[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry Timrod

 
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  Costly thy habit [dress] as thy....
Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  Anybody can become angry - that....
Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.-- Aristotle

 
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  From each according to their ability,....
From each according to their ability, to each according to their need.-- Karl Marx

 
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  It is the rare fortuene of....
It is the rare fortuene of these days that one may think what one likes and say what one thinks.-- Cornelius Tacitus

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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  Fasting and natural diet, though essentially....
Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.-- Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The fringed curtains of thine eye....
The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  [On recognizing China] But if you....
[On recognizing China] But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them. For instance, we all recognize the right honourable gentleman the member for Ebbw Vale.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Man must evolve for all human....
Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and retaliation. The foundation of such a method is love.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty....
Cynic, n. A blackguard whose faulty vision sees things as they are, not as they ought to be.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  All governments suffer a recurring problem:....
All governments suffer a recurring problem: Power attracts pathological personalities. It is not that power corrupts but that it is magnetic to the corruptable. Such people have a tendency to become drunk on violence, a condition to which they are quickly addicted.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  [The superior man] acts before he....
[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.-- Confucius

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obsc ure writer at the

 
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  We want the facts to fit....
We want the facts to fit the preconceptions. When they don't, it is easier to ignore the facts than to change the preconceptions.-- Jessamyn West

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  The law is not so much....
The law is not so much carved in stone as it is written in water, flowing in and out with the tide.-- Jeff Melvoin

 
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  Life is like a sewer... what....
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.-- Tom Lehrer

 
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  IMPROBABILITY, n.-- But he seemed to....
IMPROBABILITY, n.-- But he seemed to thrive

 
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  [M]aybe the most any of us....
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.-- Michelle Burford

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  I keep six honest serving-men (They....
I keep six honest serving-men (They taught me all I knew); Their names are What and Why and When And How and Where and Who.-- Rudyard Kipling

 
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  Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised....
Civilizations in decline are consistently characterised by a tendency towards standardization and uniformity.-- Arnold Toynbee

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  You should go to a pear....
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  The biggest thing [Frida] brought into....
The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's about the process, not about the results.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Why comes temptation, but for man....
Why comes temptation, but for man to meet and master and crouch beneath his foot, and so be pedestaled in triumph?-- Robert Browning

 
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  We are never deceived; we deceive....
We are never deceived; we deceive ourselves.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  You make 'em, I amuse 'em.....
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  [On recognizing China] But if you....
[On recognizing China] But if you recognize anyone it does not mean you like them. For instance, we all recognize the right honourable gentleman the member for Ebbw Vale.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  [S]he refused to be bored chiefly....
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

 
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  What seems to be generosity is....
What seems to be generosity is often no more than disguised ambition, which overlooks a small interest in order to secure a great one.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  Personally, I would be delighted if....
Personally, I would be delighted if there were a life after death, especially if it permitted me to continue to learn about this world and others, if it gave me a chance to discover how history turns out.-- Carl Sagan

 
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  [Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry....
[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry Timrod

 
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  Precept upon precept; line upon line:....
Precept upon precept; line upon line: here a little, and there a little.-- Bible

 
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  Say nothing of my religion. It....
Say nothing of my religion. It is known to God and myself alone. Its evidence before the world is to be sought in my life: if it has been honest and dutiful to society the religion which has regulated it cannot be a bad one.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  [The body is] a marvelous machine...a....
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!-- Theodor Herzl

 
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  [Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political....
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.-- Pat Robertson

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Today is the day in which....
Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed.-- Grenville Kleiser

 
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  Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in....
Geschichte ist die geistige Form, in der sich eine Kultur ueber ihre Vergangenheit Rechenschaft gibt. [transl.:] History is the mental-- Johan Huizinga

 
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  Neither a borrower nor a lender....
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend; And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry [economy].-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The really potent part of love....
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.-- Martha Beck

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  People only worry about the uncanny....
People only worry about the uncanny for about a week; that's the end of their attention span. After that, suspicions turn into shtick.-- Scott Westerfeld

 
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  ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard.....
ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard.....
ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  For me [video blogging] is like....
For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.-- Mike B. Slone

 
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  Love is all we have, the....
Love is all we have, the only way that each can help the other.-- Euripides

 
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  The liar's punishment ... is that....
The liar's punishment ... is that he cannot believe anyone else.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  It is the final proof of....
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.-- Peter De Vries

 
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  They are so damn 'intellectual' and....
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  [Sleep is] the golden chain that....
[Sleep is] the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.-- Thomas Dekker

 
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  They are so damn 'intellectual' and....
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  It will be hard to discover....
It will be hard to discover a better [method of education] than that which the experience of so many ages has already discovered, and this may be summed up as consisting in gymnastics for the body, and _music_ for the soul... For this reason is a musical education so essential; since it causes Rhythm and Harmony to penetrate most intimately into the soul, taking the strongest hold upon it, filling it with _beauty_ and making the man _beautiful-minded_.-- Plato

 
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  An artist does not fake reality--he....
An artist does not fake reality--he *stylizes* it.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  They have a saying in Chicago:....
They have a saying in Chicago: 'Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. The third time it's enemy action.'-- Ian Fleming

 
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  No pessimest ever discovered the secret....
No pessimest ever discovered the secret of the stars, or sailed to an unchartered land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit.-- Helen Keller

 
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  [End of diatribe. We now return....
[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  This is the most unprofessional production....
This is the most unprofessional production I've ever worked on! Nobody knows where they're going, or what they're doing, except, of course, for *ME*-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  We rarely think people have good....
We rarely think people have good sense unless they agree with us.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  It was built against the will....
It was built against the will of the immortal gods, and so it did not last for long.-- Homer

 
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  My own suspicion is that the....
My own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.-- J. B. S. Haldane

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  [When asked what was the proper....
[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.-- Diogenes the Cynic

 
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You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The ultimate good desired is better....
The ultimate good desired is better reached by free trade in ideas [and] the best test of truth is the power of the thought to get itself accepted in the competition of the market.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  [Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political....
[Feminism is] a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.-- Pat Robertson

 
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  It will be hard to discover....
It will be hard to discover a better [method of education] than that which the experience of so many ages has already discovered, and this may be summed up as consisting in gymnastics for the body, and _music_ for the soul... For this reason is a musical education so essential; since it causes Rhythm and Harmony to penetrate most intimately into the soul, taking the strongest hold upon it, filling it with _beauty_ and making the man _beautiful-minded_.-- Plato

 
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  Neither a borrower nor a lender....
Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend; And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry [economy].-- William Shakespeare

 
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  An intellectual snob is someone who....
An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.-- Dan Rather

 
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  The best [man] is like water.--....
The best [man] is like water.--

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  I think it's about time we....
I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough.-- Claire Sargent

 
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  Flowers never emit so sweet and....
Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When a storm approaches thee, be as fragrant as a sweet-smelling flower.-- Jean Paul Richter

 
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  I know [patriotism] exists, and I....
I know [patriotism] exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and lasting war can never be supported on this principle alone. It must be aided by a prospect of interest, or some reward.-- George Washington

 
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  I have learned to love that....
I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.-- Margaret Cho

 
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  Make your bargain before beginning to....
Make your bargain before beginning to plow.-- Arab Proverb

 
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[Spring is] when life's alive in everything.-- Christina Rossetti

 
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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  Advice is a dangerous gift, even....
Advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obsc ure writer at the

 
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  The religious challenge of this age....
The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beauty, and divine goodness. Such a new and righteous vision of morality will attract all that is good in the mind of man and challenge that which is best in the human soul. Truth, beauty, and goodness are divine realities, and as man ascends the scale of spiritual living, these supreme qualities of the Eternal become increasingly co-ordinated and unified in God, who is love. [43:3] Today's "Thought to Ponder" from The Urantia Book: The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beaut y, and divine goo

 
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  Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where....
Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.-- Clementine Paddleford

 
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  God gives us relatives; thank God....
God gives us relatives; thank God we can choose our friends.-- Ethel Mumford

 
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  Vietnam is a jungle. You had....
Vietnam is a jungle. You had jungle warfare. Kuwait, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, you have sand. [There is no need to worry about a protracted war because] from a historical basis, Middle East conflicts do not last a long time.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  I bet you if I had....
I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.-- Will Rogers

 
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  There but for the grace of....
There but for the grace of God go [I].-- John Bradford

 
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  The image is one thing and....
The image is one thing and the human being is another, it's very hard to live up to an image.-- Elvis Presley

 
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  Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's....
Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.-- Trey Parker and Matt Stone

 
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  For me [video blogging] is like....
For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.-- Mike B. Slone

 
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  In general, the art of government....
In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.-- Voltaire

 
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  He that commends me to mine....
He that commends me to mine own content-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Politics [is] the art of achieving....
Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.-- Barry Goldwater

 
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  [The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That....
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  His life was gentle; and the....
His life was gentle; and the elements--

 
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  Glamour, that trans-human aura or power....
Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the power to rearrange people's emotions, which, in effect, is the power to control one's environment.-- Arthur Miller

 
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  [Memory is] a man's real possession...In....
[Memory is] a man's real possession...In nothing else is he rich, in nothing else is he poor.-- Alexander Smith

 
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  I bet you if I had....
I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Far away there in the sunshine....
Far away there in the sunshine are my brightest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them and try to follow where they lead.-- Louisa May Alcott

 
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  Changing husbands is only changing troubles.--....
Changing husbands is only changing troubles.-- Kathleen Norris

 
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  When money talks, nobody notices what....
When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses.-- Anonymous

 
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  If you look at life one....
If you look at life one way, there is always cause for alarm.-- Elizabeth Bowen

 
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  I don't do this for my....
I don't do this for my health, you understand. I do it for the pain. I *LOVE* the pain!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind.-- Neil Armstrong

 
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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  Be courteous to all, but intimate....
Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.-- George Washington

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The best [man] is like water.--....
The best [man] is like water.--

 
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  So they [the Government] go on....
So they [the Government] go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  For me [video blogging] is like....
For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.-- Mike B. Slone

 
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  He [Somoza] may be a son....
He [Somoza] may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  [The television is] an invention that....
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.-- David Frost

 
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  [The U.S. victory in Gulf war....
[The U.S. victory in Gulf war was] a stirring victory for the forces of aggression.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  It is impossible to live in....
It is impossible to live in the past, difficult to live in the present and a waste to live in the future.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  Exercise ferments the humors, casts them....
Exercise ferments the humors, casts them into their proper channels, throws off redundancies, and helps nature in those secret distributions, without which the body cannot subsist in its vigor, nor the soul act with cheerfulness.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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[What is the definition of guts?] Grace under pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway

 
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  We must become the change we....
We must become the change we want to see.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  To be able to practice five....
To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  [The body is] a marvelous machine...a....
[The body is] a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels!-- Theodor Herzl

 
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  To fear love is to fear....
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies."-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

 
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  When we see men of a....
When we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.-- Confucius

 
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  I believe that [everyone] is the....
I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The religious challenge of this age....
The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beauty, and divine goodness. Such a new and righteous vision of morality will attract all that is good in the mind of man and challenge that which is best in the human soul. Truth, beauty, and goodness are divine realities, and as man ascends the scale of spiritual living, these supreme qualities of the Eternal become increasingly co-ordinated and unified in God, who is love. [43:3] Today's "Thought to Ponder" from The Urantia Book: The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beaut y, and divine goo

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  The biggest thing [Frida] brought into....
The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's about the process, not about the results.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Man was born to be rich,....
Man was born to be rich, or grow rich by use of his faculties, by the union of thought with nature. Property is an intellectual production. The game requires coolness, right reasoning, promptness, and patience in the players. Cultivated labor drives out brute labor.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  [He] looks at foreign affairs through....
[He] looks at foreign affairs through the wrong end of a municipal drainpipe.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Our American values are not luxuries....
Our American values are not luxuries but necessities, not the salt in our bread, but the bread itself. Our common vision of a free and just society is our greatest source of cohesion at home and strength abroad, greater than the bounty of our material blessings.-- Jimmy Carter

 
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  No one who has not been....
No one who has not been siezed by the merderous jaws of the viper can know it's poison fangs.-- Adolf Hitler

 
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  [T]here's no bad day that can't....
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth, plain and simple.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  It is a truth universally acknowledged,....
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. However little known the feelings or views of such a man may be on his first entering a neighbourhood, this truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families, that he is considered as the rightful property of some one or other of their daughters.-- Jane Austen

 
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  There are times when you have....
There are times when you have to choose between being a human and having good taste.-- Bertolt Brecht

 
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  It will be hard to discover....
It will be hard to discover a better [method of education] than that which the experience of so many ages has already discovered, and this may be summed up as consisting in gymnastics for the body, and _music_ for the soul... For this reason is a musical education so essential; since it causes Rhythm and Harmony to penetrate most intimately into the soul, taking the strongest hold upon it, filling it with _beauty_ and making the man _beautiful-minded_.-- Plato

 
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  The men who had hated [the....
The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

 
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  I do not know what the....
I do not know what the future holds, but I know who holds the future.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  Many persons have the wrong idea....
Many persons have the wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Look for the ridiculous in everything....
Look for the ridiculous in everything and you will find it.-- Jules Renard

 
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  Deus ex machina [A god from....
Deus ex machina [A god from the machine]-- Menander

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  I am opposed to millionaires, but....
I am opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.-- Mark Twain

 
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  RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity....
RASCALITY, n. Stupidity militant. The activity of a clouded intellect.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  It's so simple to be wise.....
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it.-- Sam Levenson

 
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  Every moment of one's existence one....
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.-- Norman Mailer

 
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  INTERREGNUM, n. The period during which....
INTERREGNUM, n. The period during which a monarchical country is governed by a warm spot on the cushion of the throne. The experiment of letting the spot grow cold has commonly been attended by most unhappy results from the zeal of many worthy persons to make it warm again.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [George Bush] has raised taxes on....
[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  [M]aybe the most any of us....
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.-- Michelle Burford

 
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  I decided that it was not....
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.-- Socrates

 
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  I mistrust all systemizers and avoid....
I mistrust all systemizers and avoid them. The will to a system is a lack of integrity.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  They are so damn 'intellectual' and....
They are so damn 'intellectual' and rotten that I can't stand them anymore....I [would] rather sit on the floor in the market of Toluca and sell tortillas, than have anything to do with those 'artistic' bitches of Paris.-- Frida Kahlo

 
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  Don't look for more honor than....
Don't look for more honor than your learning merits.-- Jewish Proverb

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  Death be not proud, though some....
Death be not proud, though some have called thee--

 
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  CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would....
CUI BONO? [Latin] What good would that do _me_?-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There is one and only one....
There is one and only one social responsibility of business-to use its resources and engage in activities designed to increase its profits so long as it stays within the rules of the game, which is to say, engages in open and free competition without deception or fraud.-- Milton Friedman

 
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  Amusement is the happiness of those....
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think. -- Alexander Pope

 
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  He who loves the world as....
He who loves the world as his body may be entrusted with the empire.-- Lao-tzu

 
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  I believe that [everyone] is the....
I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  To give unto them beauty for....
To give unto them beauty for ashes, the oil of joy for mourning, the garment of praise for the spirit of heaviness.-- Bible

 
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  While you are not able to....
While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits [of the dead]?...While you do not know life, how can you know about death?-- Confucius

 
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  [He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious....
[He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.-- Mark Twain

 
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  The imbecility of men is always....
The imbecility of men is always inviting the impudence of power.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  If you see yourself as prosperous,....
If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as continually hard up, that is exactly what you will be.-- Robert Collier

 
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  In an argument, you have to....
In an argument, you have to learn to control your emotions. The other person is the revolver, but you are the trigger. The revolver won't hurt you as long as the trigger isn't pulled.-- Donald Trump

 
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  The men who had hated [the....
The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

 
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  Time is the best teacher, but....
Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students.-- Robin Williams

 
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  We could call order by the....
We could call order by the name of God, but it would be an impersonal God. There's not much personal about the laws of physics.-- Stephen Hawking

 
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  The more rapidly a civilization progresses,....
The more rapidly a civilization progresses, the sooner it dies for another to rise in its place.-- Havelock Ellis

 
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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

 
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  Action indeed is the sole medium....
Action indeed is the sole medium of expression for ethics.-- Jane Addams

 
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  The really potent part of love....
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.-- Martha Beck

 
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  Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore....
Cogito ergo sum. (I think; therefore I am.)-- Rene Descartes

 
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  I'm not judging people, I'm judging....
I'm not judging people, I'm judging their actions. It's the same type of distinction that I try to apply to myself, to judge, but not be judgmental.-- Jeff Melvoin

 
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  I know [patriotism] exists, and I....
I know [patriotism] exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and lasting war can never be supported on this principle alone. It must be aided by a prospect of interest, or some reward.-- George Washington

 
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  [It's] time for the human race....
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  A good resolution is like an....
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.-- Mexican Proverb

 
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  'So you think *I'm* the murderer?....
'So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim?'-- Peter Stone

 
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  Criminals do not die by the....
Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  People vote their resentment, not their....
People vote their resentment, not their appreciation. The average man does not vote for anything, but against something.-- William Bennet Munro

 
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  Design is directed toward human beings.....
Design is directed toward human beings. To design is to solve human problems by identifying them and executing the best solution.-- Ivan Chermayeff

 
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  He who knows others is wise;--....
He who knows others is wise;-- Lao-tzu/"

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  [What is the definition of guts?]....
[What is the definition of guts?] Grace under pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway

 
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  INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and....
INFERIAE,n. [Latin] Among the Greeks and Romans, sacrifices for propitation of the _Dii Manes_, or souls of the dead heroes; for the pious ancients could not invent enough gods to satisfy their spiritual needs, and had to have a number of makeshift deities, or, as a sailor might say, jury-gods, which they made out of the most unpromising materials. It was while sacrificing a bullock to the spirit of Agamemnon that Laiaides, a priest of Aulis, was favored with an audience of that illustrious warrior's shade, who prophetically recounted to him the birth of Christ and the triumph of Christianity, giving him also a rapid but tolerably complete review of events down to the reign of Saint Louis. The narrative ended abruptly at the point, owing to the inconsiderate crowing of a cock, which compelled the ghosted King of Men to scamper back to Hades. There is a fine mediaeval flavor to this story, and as it has not been traced back further than Pere Brateille, a pious but obsc ure writer at the

 
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  The number of books will grow....
The number of books will grow continually, and one can predict that a time will come when it will be almost as difficult to learn anything from books as from the direct study of the whole universe. It will be almost as convenient to search for some bit of truth concealed in nature as it will be to find it hidden away in an immense multitude of bound volumes.-- Denis Diderot

 
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  The girl with a future avoids....
The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.-- Evan Esar

 
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  The attempt and not the deed....
The attempt and not the deed -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  [Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective....
[Humanity] has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century; but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.-- Mark Twain

 
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  I know [patriotism] exists, and I....
I know [patriotism] exists, and I know it has done much in the present contest. But a great and lasting war can never be supported on this principle alone. It must be aided by a prospect of interest, or some reward.-- George Washington

 
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  A pessimist sees the difficulty in....
A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  [The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That....
[The pamphlet] was very patriotic. That is, it talked about killing foreigners.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  This country has come to feel....
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.-- Will Rogers

 
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  The cloning of humans is on....
The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers.-- Lewis Thomas

 
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  Another possible source of guidance for....
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.-- Dave Barry

 
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  ROUNDHEAD, n. A member of the....
ROUNDHEAD, n. A member of the Parliamentarian party in the English civil war -- so called from his habit of wearing his hair short, whereas his enemy, the Cavalier, wore his long. There were other points of difference between them, but the fashion in hair was the fundamental cause of quarrel. The Cavaliers were royalists because the king, an indolent fellow, found it more convenient to let his hair grow than to wash his neck. This the Roundheads, who were mostly barbers and soap-boilers, deemed an injury to trade, and the royal neck was therefore the object of their particular indignation. Descendants of the belligerents now wear their hair all alike, but the fires of animosity enkindled in that ancient strife smoulder to this day beneath the snows of British civility.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [Poetry] is the lava of the....
[Poetry] is the lava of the imagination whose eruption prevents an earthquake.-- Lord Byron

 
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  How can a man who's warm....
How can a man who's warm understand one who's freezing?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  It takes too much energy to....
It takes too much energy to be against something unless it's really important.-- Madeleine L'Engle

 
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  God is not on the side....
God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

 
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  [It's] time for the human race....
[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  MAGPIE, n. A bird whose thievish....
MAGPIE, n. A bird whose thievish disposition suggested to someone that it might be taught to talk.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [The superior man] acts before he....
[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.-- Confucius

 
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  When a book and a head....
When a book and a head collide and there is a hollow sound, is it always from the book?-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  I am free of all prejudice.....
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.-- W. C. Fields

 
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  The really potent part of love....
The really potent part of love is that it allows you to carry around beliefs about yourself that make you feel special, desirable, precious, innately good. Your lover couldn't have seen [these qualities] in you, even temporarily, if they weren't part of your essential being.-- Martha Beck

 
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  Before you embark on a journey....
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.-- Confucius

 
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  ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard.....
ABNORMAL, adj. Not conforming to standard. In matters of thought and conduct, to be independent is to be abnormal, to be abnormal is to be detested. Wherefore the lexicographer adviseth a striving toward the straiter [sic] resemblance of the Average Man than he hath to himself. Whoso attaineth thereto shall have peace, the prospect of death and the hope of Hell.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  More appealing than knowledge itself is....
More appealing than knowledge itself is the feeling of knowledge.-- Daniel J. Boorstin

 
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  No persons are more frequently wrong,....
No persons are more frequently wrong, than those who will not admit they are wrong.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  The church was not merely a....
The church was not merely a thermometer that recorded the ideas and principles of popular opinion; it was a thermostat that transformed the mores of society.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The trouble with facts is that....
The trouble with facts is that there are so many of them.-- Samuel McChord Crothers

 
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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  The biggest thing [Frida] brought into....
The biggest thing [Frida] brought into my life was this peacefulness. I still get passionate about things, but my passion is not so scattered and it's not needy. It's a lot more powerful because it comes with this groundedness and peacefulness. That it's about the process, not about the results.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Literature is news that stays news.--....
Literature is news that stays news.-- Ezra Pound

 
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  Men often oppose a thing merely....
Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.-- Alexander Hamilton

 
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  Until divinity decides to reveal the....
Until divinity decides to reveal the future to human kind, the sum of all human wisdom is contained in these two words: Wait and Hope.-- Alexandre Dumas

 
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  Failures are very public, and successes....
Failures are very public, and successes are short lived. It's the pleasure of drawing funny pictures that makes up for it.-- Bill Watterson

 
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  Deus ex machina [A god from....
Deus ex machina [A god from the machine]-- Menander

 
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  The men who had hated [the....
The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

 
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  Every time you spend money, you're....
Every time you spend money, you're casting a vote for the kind of world you want.-- Anna Lappe

 
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  No sadder proof can be given....
No sadder proof can be given by man of his own littleness than disbelief in great men.-- Thomas Carlyle

 
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  A minute's success pays the failure....
A minute's success pays the failure of years.-- Robert Browning

 
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  Metaphysics is a dark ocean without....
Metaphysics is a dark ocean without shores or lighthouse, strewn with many a philosophic wreck.-- Immanuel Kant

 
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  The man who backbites an absent....
The man who backbites an absent friend, nay, who does not stand up for him when another blames him, the man who angles for bursts of laughter and for the repute of a wit, who can invent what he never saw, who cannot keep a secret - that man is black at heart: mark and avoid him.-- Cicero

 
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  A patient going to a doctor....
A patient going to a doctor for his first visit was asked, "And whom did you consult before coming to me?"--

 
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  We spend most of our time....
We spend most of our time and energy in a kind of horizontal thinking. We move along the surface of things…[but] there are times when we stop. We sit sill. We lose ourselves in a pile of leaves or its memory. We listen and breezes from a whole other world begin to whisper.-- James Carroll

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Be you in what line of....
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

 
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  For me [video blogging] is like....
For me [video blogging] is like a scrapbook. You have all these video tapes sitting around and have no way to watch them. It's like an archive. It's so much easier than going through the video tapes.-- Mike B. Slone

 
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  Too many people overvalue what they....
Too many people overvalue what they are, and undervalue what they are not.-- Malcolm Forbes

 
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  One voice can enter ten ears,....
One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.-- Leone Levi

 
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  Civilization advances by extending the number....
Civilization advances by extending the number of important operations which we can perform without thinking about them.-- Alfred North Whitehead

 
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  The world belongs to the energetic.--....
The world belongs to the energetic.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I drink to make other people....
I drink to make other people seem more interesting.-- George Jean Nathan

 
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  A faith is a necessity to....
A faith is a necessity to a man. Woe to him who believes in nothing.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  In the middle of difficulty lies....
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Most women's magazines simply try to....
Most women's magazines simply try to mold women into bigger and better consumers.-- Gloria Steinem

 
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