Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  It's not the critic who counts.....
It's not the critic who counts. Not the man who points out how the doer of deeds might have done them better. Instead, the credit belongs to the man in the arena whose face is marred by sweat and blood and tears.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  The truth is that all of....
The truth is that all of us attain the greatest success and happiness possible in this life whenever we use our native capacities to their greatest extent.-- Dr. Smiley Blanton

 
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  So long as little children are....
So long as little children are allowed to suffer, there is no true love in this world.-- Isodore Duncan

 
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  Do not be too moral. You....
Do not be too moral. You may cheat yourself out of much life so. Aim above morality. Be not simply good; be good for something.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Force without wisdom falls of its....
Force without wisdom falls of its own weight.-- Horace

 
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  I've seen many politicians paralyzed in....
I've seen many politicians paralyzed in the legs as myself, but I've seen more of them who were paralyzed in the head-- George Wallace

 
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  Since we cannot match it let....
Since we cannot match it let us take our revenge by abusing it.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  Anything that has real and lasting....
Anything that has real and lasting value is always a gift from within.-- Franz Kafka

 
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  In heaven all the interesting people....
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  If you are very valiant, it....
If you are very valiant, it is a god, I think, who gave you this gift.-- Homer

 
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  A satirist is a man who....
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people.-- Peter McArthur

 
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  If youth only knew: if age....
If youth only knew: if age only could. -- Henri Estienne

 
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  No man is truly great, who....
No man is truly great, who is great only in his life-time. The test of greatness is the page of history.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  Do not measure your loss by....
Do not measure your loss by itself; if you do, it will seem intolerable; but if you will take all human affairs into account you will find that some comfort is to be derived from them.-- Saint Basil

 
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  The truth. It is a beautiful....
The truth. It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and must therefore be treated with great caution.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  To sway an audience, you must....
To sway an audience, you must watch them as you speak.-- C. Kent Wright

 
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  It is impossible to enjoy idling....
It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do.-- Jerome K. Jerome

 
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  What makes the engine go? Desire,....
What makes the engine go? Desire, desire, desire.-- Stanley Kunitz

 
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  Work is the curse of the....
Work is the curse of the drinking class.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Reports that say that something hasn't....
Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - - the ones we don't know we don't know. And if one looks throughout the history of our country and other free countries, it is the latter category that tend to be the difficult ones.-- Donald H. Rumsfeld

 
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  No one who cannot rejoice in....
No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar.-- Donald Foster

 
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  That is what learning is. You....
That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way.-- Doris Lessing

 
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  DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the....
DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.-- "First thoughts are best?" That's not the moral;

 
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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The first duty of a leader....
The first duty of a leader is to make himself be loved without courting love. To be loved without 'playing up' to anyone - even to himself.-- Andre Malraux

 
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  Our problems are man-made, therefore they....
Our problems are man-made, therefore they may be solved by man. And man can be as big as he wants. No problem of human destiny is beyond human beings.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  Never marry but for love; but....
Never marry but for love; but see that thou lovest what is lovely.-- William Penn

 
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  The heart has its reasons which....
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  It is forbidden to kill; therefore....
It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.-- Voltaire

 
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  To be, or not to be:....
To be, or not to be: that is the question:-- The insolence of office and the spurns

 
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  We are tied down to a....
We are tied down to a language that makes up in obscurity what it lacks in style.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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  Slight not what's near through aiming....
Slight not what's near through aiming at what's far.-- Euripides

 
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  Don't cry because it's over. Smile....
Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. -- Dr. Seuss

 
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  The great French Marshall Lyautey once....
The great French Marshall Lyautey once asked his gardener to plant a tree. The gardener objected that the tree was slow growing and would not reach maturity for 100 years. The Marshall replied, 'In that case, there is no time to lose; plant it this afternoon!'-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  If a civil word or two....
If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be a wretch indeed who will not give them to him. Such a disposition is like lighting another man's candle by one's own, which loses none of its brilliancy by what the other gains.-- William Penn

 
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  Riches do not delight us so....
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.-- Dick Gregory

 
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  I hate careless flattery, the kind....
I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.-- Wilson Mizner

 
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  No coward sould is mine,-- ....
No coward sould is mine,--

 
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  Sanity is a madness put to....
Sanity is a madness put to good use.-- George Santayana

 
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  I dwell in possiblities.-- Emily Dickinson....
I dwell in possiblities.-- Emily Dickinson

 
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  Sweet are the uses of adversity,....
Sweet are the uses of adversity, which, like a toad, though ugly and venomous, wears yet a precious jewel in its head. -- William Shakespeare

 
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  We choose to go to the....
We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  All bad poetry springs from genuine....
All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I think it is good that....
I think it is good that books still exist, but they make me sleepy.-- Frank Zappa

 
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  It does no harm just once....
It does no harm just once in a while to acknowledge that the whole country isn't in flames, that there are people in the country besides politicians, entertainers, and criminals.-- Charles Kuralt

 
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  Intuition isn't the enemy, but the....
Intuition isn't the enemy, but the ally, of reason.-- John Kord Lagemann

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  Wisdom is knowledge which has become....
Wisdom is knowledge which has become a part of one's being.-- Orison Swett Marden

 
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  Use what you have to run....
Use what you have to run toward your best - that's how I now live my life.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Laws do not persuade just because....
Laws do not persuade just because they threaten.-- Seneca

 
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  If a child shows himself to....
If a child shows himself to be incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity marry, and perpetuate his kind.-- Don Marquis

 
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  They sicken of the calm, who....
They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.-- Dorothy Parker

 
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  I have seen the hippopotamus, both....
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you that, awake or asleep, he is the ugliest of the works of God.-- Thomas Babington Macaulay

 
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  To lose one parent, Mr Worthing,....
To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  All truths, not merely ideas, but....
All truths, not merely ideas, but truthful faces, truthful pictures or songs, are highly beautiful.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  There are more things in heaven....
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The more things a man is....
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Remember that happiness is a way....
Remember that happiness is a way of travel - not a destination.-- Roy M. Goodman

 
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  It is not righteousness to outrage--....
It is not righteousness to outrage-- Sophocles/"

 
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  MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer....
MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less than skin deep and a humor more than flesh and blood can bear.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  To have a choice at all....
To have a choice at all is to be free - even when the choice is between two terrible things.-- Orson Scott Card

 
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  Knowledge, if it does not determine....
Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.-- Plotinus

 
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  We are all Greeks. Our laws,....
We are all Greeks. Our laws, our literature, our religion, our arts, have their root in Greece.-- Percy Bysshe Shelley

 
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  Early to bed and early to....
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  This is the sixth book I've....
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.-- George Burns

 
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  The Internet has no such organization....
The Internet has no such organization - files are made available at random locations. To search through this chaos, we need smart tools, programs that find resources for us.-- Clifford Stoll

 
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  Whatever you can do or dream....
Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it.-- Johann_Wolfgang_von_Goethe/"

 
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  I can't mate in captivity.-- Gloria....
I can't mate in captivity.-- Gloria Steinem

 
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  I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging....
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the....
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  I'm not afraid of storms, for....
I'm not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Weh I was a kid I....
Weh I was a kid I prayed every night for a bike until I figured out that that's not the way that God works, so I stole a bike and then asked him for forgiveness.-- Emo Phillips

 
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  It is better wither to be....
It is better wither to be silent, or to say things of more value than silence. Sooner throw a pearl at hazard than an idle or useless word; and do not say a little in many words, but a great deal in a few.-- Pythagoras

 
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  A little philosophy inclineth men's minds....
A little philosophy inclineth men's minds toward atheism; but depth of philosophy bringeth men's minds about to religion.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  I can't imagine anything worse than....
I can't imagine anything worse than being required to have fun.-- Scott Westerfeld

 
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  They say, best men are moulded....
They say, best men are moulded out of faults, --

 
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  The foolish man lies awake all....
The foolish man lies awake all night--

 
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  If your daily life seems poor,....
If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent place.-- Rainer Maria Rilke

 
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  Let your heart give you joy....
Let your heart give you joy in all the days of your life.-- Ecclesiastes

 
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  He draweth out the thread of....
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his argument.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  No one should be judge in....
No one should be judge in his own case.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  I've always thought that a big....
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."-- Quincy Jones

 
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  Many men can make a fortune....
Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.-- J. S. Bryan

 
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  Our future may lie beyond our....
Our future may lie beyond our vision, but it is not completely beyond our control. It is the shaping impulse of America that neither fate nor nature nor the irresistible tides of history, but the work of our own hands, matched to reason and principle, that will determine our destiny. There is pride in that, even arrogance, but there is also experience and truth. In any event, it is the only way we can live.-- Robert F. Kennedy

 
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  There are no chaste minds. Minds....
There are no chaste minds. Minds copulate wherever they meet.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  The two most abundant things in....
The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison

 
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  When a dog bites a man,....
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.-- John B. Bogart

 
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  But I expect they had lots....
But I expect they had lots of chances, like us, of turning back, only they didn't. And if they had, we shouldn't know, because they'd have been forgotten. We hear about those as just went on -- and not all to a good end, mind you; at least not to what folk inside a story and not outside it call a good end.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  In what concerns you much, do....
In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions: know that you are alone in the world.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  If I didn't have writing, I'd....
If I didn't have writing, I'd be running down the street hurling grenades in people's faces.-- Paul Fussell

 
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  Never exceed your rights, and they....
Never exceed your rights, and they will soon become unlimited. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau

 
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  Whatever is silenced will clamour to....
Whatever is silenced will clamour to be heard, though silently.-- Margaret Atwood

 
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  The general cry is against ingratitude,....
The general cry is against ingratitude, but the complaint is misplaced, it should be against vanity; none but direct villains are capable of willful ingratitude; but almost everybody is capable of thinking he hath done more that another deserves, while the other thinks he hath received less than he deserves.-- Alexander Pope

 
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  Diplomacy is the art of saying....
Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Every normal man must be tempted....
Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. -- H. L. Mencken

 
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  History is the witness that testifies....
History is the witness that testifies to the passing of time; it illumines reality, vitalizes memory, provides guidance in daily life and brings us tidings of antiquity.-- Cicero

 
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  To be deceived by our enemies....
To be deceived by our enemies or betrayed by our friends in insupportable; yet by ourselves we are often content to be so treated.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  Fashion is the science of appearances,....
Fashion is the science of appearances, and it inspires one with the desire to seem rather than to be.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  War will never cease until babies....
War will never cease until babies begin to come into the world with larger cerebums and smaller adrenal glands.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  When we ask for advice, we....
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.-- Marquis de la Grange

 
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  One must desire something to be....
One must desire something to be alive.-- Margaret Deland

 
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  AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied....
AIR, n. A nutritious substance supplied by a bountiful Providence for the fattening of the poor.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A committee can make a decision....
A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.-- David Coblitz

 
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  Did I ever tell you about....
Did I ever tell you about a nasty habit that flight attendants pick up on the job? We learn to always keep smiling, even when we're out of Bloody Mary Mix.-- Eric Wald

 
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  Not all those who know their....
Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  History is indeed little more than....
History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies and misfortunes of mankind.-- Edward Gibbon

 
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  A person travels the world over....
A person travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.-- George Moore

 
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  Tears at times have all the....
Tears at times have all the weight of speech.-- Ovid

 
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  One can never consent to creep....
One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar.-- Helen Keller

 
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  The spiritual meaning of love is....
The spiritual meaning of love is measured by what it can do. Love is meant to heal. Love is meant to renew. Love is meant to bring us closer to God.-- Deepak Chopra

 
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  In the long run, we are....
In the long run, we are all dead.-- John Maynard Keynes

 
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  Nature herself makes the wise man....
Nature herself makes the wise man rich.-- Cicero

 
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  Never regret. If it's good, it's....
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.-- Victoria Holt

 
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  I suppose that I shall have....
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  It is wise to keep in....
It is wise to keep in mind that no success or failure is necessarily final.-- Anonymous

 
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  That man has missed something who....
That man has missed something who has never left a brothel at sunrise feeling like throwing himself into the river out of pure disgust.-- Gustave Flaubert

 
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  To invent, you need a good....
To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  Our heroes are those... who... act....
Our heroes are those... who... act above and beyond the call of duty and in so doing give definition to patriotism and elevate all of us.... America is the land of the free because we are the home of the brave.-- David Mahoney

 
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  Take a music bath once or....
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.....
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it. -- English Proverb

 
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  I like coincidences. They make me....
I like coincidences. They make me wonder about destiny, and whether free will is an illusion or just a matter of perspective. They let me speculate on the idea of some master plan that, from time to time, we're allowed to see out of the corner of our eye.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  What is a rebel? A man....
What is a rebel? A man who says no.-- Albert Camus

 
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  In human life, art may arise....
In human life, art may arise from almost any activity, and once it does so, it is launched on a long road of exploration, invention, freedom to the limits of extravagance, interference to the point of frustration, finally discipline, controlling constant change and growth.-- Susanne Langer

 
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  As long as we respond predictably....
As long as we respond predictably to what feels good and what feels bad, it is easy for others to exploit our preferences for their own ends.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

 
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  It's not enough to create magic.....
It's not enough to create magic. You have to create a price for magic, too. You have to create rules.-- Eric A. Burns

 
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  Criminal: A person with predatory instincts....
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.-- Howard Scott

 
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  I was like a boy playing....
I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.-- Isaac Newton

 
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  The right word may be effective,....
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Evil is a point of view.....
Evil is a point of view. God kills indiscriminately and so shall we. For no creatures under God are as we are, none so like him as ourselves.-- Anne Rice

 
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  NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's....
NOTORIETY, n. The fame of one's competitor for public honors. The kind of renown most accessible and acceptable to mediocrity. A Jacob's-ladder leading to the vaudeville stage, with angels ascending and descending.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Your world is made of your....
Your world is made of your memories, and your memories are given to you by your world. The whispering voice of happenstance is always in our ears. 'This is the world. This is the way things are. Look. Pay attention. Remember.'-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  The more extensive a man's knowledge....
The more extensive a man's knowledge of what has been done, the greater will be his power of knowing what to do.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  As soon as there is life....
As soon as there is life there is danger.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I still believe that at any....
I still believe that at any time the no-talent police will come and arrest me.-- Mike Meyers

 
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  He is a wise man who....
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.-- Epicurus

 
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  A genius is just a talented....
A genius is just a talented person who does his homework.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  No one knows what he can....
No one knows what he can do until he tries.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  For of all sad words of....
For of all sad words of tongue or pen, -- John Greenleaf Whittier

 
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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....
During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

 
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  Every child is an artist. The....
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up.-- Pablo Picasso

 
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  A friend is, as it were,....
A friend is, as it were, a second self.-- Cicero

 
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  Music is a higher revelation than....
Music is a higher revelation than philosophy.-- Ludwig van Beethoven

 
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  Tragedy is when I cut my....
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.-- Mel Brooks

 
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  You think that's noise - you....
You think that's noise - you ain't heard nuttin' yet!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Si vous réunissez à table une....
Si vous réunissez à table une douzaine de personnes, il y a toujours une femme "qui fait la gueule", un monsieur qui s'ennuie, un homme qui parle trop et quelqu'un de distrait qui fait gaffe sur gaffe. Lorsque vous avez un médecin à votre table, pensez à mettre auprès de lui un bloc de papier et un stylo, afin qu'il puisse, entre la poire et le fromage, faire autant d'ordonnances qu'il y aura de convives. De quels repas se souvient-on ? De ceux qui furent délectables - ou pour la bouche - ou pour l'esprit. Ce ne sont pas toujours les mêmes. Les plus exquis de tous n'ont ils pas été ceux que l'on improvisa ? On se souvient trente ans après, de deux œufs sur le plat - un peu trop cuits sans doute - mais la main qui tenait la poêle était si belle!-- Sacha Guitry

 
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  To name an object is to....
To name an object is to deprive a poem of three-fourths of its pleasure, which consists in a little-by-little guessing game; the ideal is to suggest.-- Wallace Stevens

 
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  If there were in the world....
If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Ignorance of certain subjects is a....
Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.-- Hugo De Groot

 
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  You can safely assume that you've....
You can safely assume that you've created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.-- Anne Lamott

 
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  Everything I do has a purpose,....
Everything I do has a purpose, all of God's beings have a purpose. Others may know pleasure, but pleasure is not happiness. It has no more importance than a shadow following a man.-- Muhammad Ali

 
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  Be what you would seem to....
Be what you would seem to be -- or, if you'd like it put more simply -- Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.-- Lewis Carroll

 
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  Justice delayed, is justice denied.-- William....
Justice delayed, is justice denied.-- William Gladstone

 
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  The writer is the engineer of....
The writer is the engineer of the human soul.-- Joseph Stalin

 
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  If you are not afraid of....
If you are not afraid of the voices inside you, you will not fear the critics outside you.-- Natalie Goldberg

 
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  Money is not required to buy....
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  I am not part of the....
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  The most exciting phrase to hear....
The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny...'-- Isaac Asimov

 
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  When bad men combine, the good....
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  Death is not extinguishing the light;....
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come.-- Rabindranath Tagore

 
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  Everything should be made as simple....
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Cleanliness and order are not matters....
Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  If you are distressed by anything....
If you are distressed by anything external, the pain is not due to the thing itself but to your own estimate of it; and this you have the power to revoke at any moment.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  FIB, n. A lie that has....
FIB, n. A lie that has not cut its teeth. An habitual liar's nearest approach to truth: the perigee of his eccentric orbit.--


 
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  If knowledge can create problems, it....
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them.-- Isaac Asimov

 
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  An artist is someone who cannot....
An artist is someone who cannot rest, who can never rest as long as there is one suffering creature in this world.-- Madeleine L'Engle

 
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  Rock and roll is the hamburger....
Rock and roll is the hamburger that ate the world.-- Peter York

 
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  Quarrel not at all. No man....
Quarrel not at all. No man resolved to make the most of himself can spare time for personal contention.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  By increasing the size of the....
By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door.-- Peter Ustinov

 
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  REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.-- Ambrose....
REASON, n. Propensitate of prejudice.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I can't think of any sorrow....
I can't think of any sorrow in the world that a hot bath wouldn't help, just a little bit.-- Susan Glasee

 
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  Never be haughty to the humble;....
Never be haughty to the humble; never be humble to the haughty.-- Jefferson Davis

 
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  Most people dread finding out when....
Most people dread finding out when they come to die that they have never really lived.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Anybody can win unless there happens....
Anybody can win unless there happens to be a second entry.-- George Ade

 
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  You should not live one way....
You should not live one way in private, another in public.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  Reason has always existed, but not....
Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form.-- Karl Marx

 
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  God reveals himself in the orderly....
God reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  The seven deadly sins ... Food,....
The seven deadly sins ... Food, clothing, firing, rent, taxes, respectability and children. Nothing can lift those seven milestones from man's neck but money; and the spirit cannot soar until the milestones are lifted.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  To know a man, observe how....
To know a man, observe how he wins his object, rather than how he loses it; for when we fail our pride supports us; when we succeed, it betrays us.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  A person may cause evil to....
A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.-- John Stuart Mill

 
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  I like hearing myself talk. It....
I like hearing myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I often have long conversations all by myself, and I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  It is right to be contented....
It is right to be contented with what we have, never with what we are.-- Sir James MacKintosh

 
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  Be careful in revising those immigration....
Be careful in revising those immigration laws of yours.-- advice given to Herbert Humphrey by an American Indian from New Mexico

 
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  God give me strength to face....
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  Poetry is not a turning loose....
Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.-- T. S. Eliot

 
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  I didn't attend the funeral, but....
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Try to put your happiness before....
Try to put your happiness before anyone else's, because you may never have done so in your entire life, if you really think about it, if you are really honest with yourself.-- Margaret Cho

 
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  GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes....
GUILLOTINE, n. A machine which makes a Frenchman shrug his shoulders with good reason.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

 
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  I think on-stage nudity is disgusting,....
I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful and damaging to all things American. But if I were 22 with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic and a progressive religious experience.-- Shelley Winters

 
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  I was born at the age....
I was born at the age of 12 on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot.-- Judy Garland

 
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  With affection beaming out of one....
With affection beaming out of one eye, and calculation shining out of the other.-- Charles Dickens

 
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  PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade....
PROOF, n. Evidence having a shade more of plausibility than of unlikelihood. The testimony of two credible witnesses as opposed to that of only one.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Real integrity is doing the right....
Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  A child only educated at school....
A child only educated at school is an uneducated child.-- George Santayana

 
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  All that happens means something; nothing....
All that happens means something; nothing you do is ever insignificant.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  His talent was as natural as....
His talent was as natural as the pattern that was made by the dust on a butterfly's wings. At one time he understood it no more than the butterfly did and he did not know when it was brushed or marred.-- Ernest Hemingway

 
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  The world belongs to the enthusiast....
The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool.-- William McFee

 
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  In order for people to be....
In order for people to be happy, sometimes they have to take risks. It's true these risks can put them in danger of being hurt.-- Meg Cabot

 
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  There is danger from all men.....
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.-- John Adams

 
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  The surprising thing about young fools....
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.-- Doug Larson

 
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  When times are good, be happy,....
When times are good, be happy, but when time are bad consider; God has made the one as well as the other.-- Bible

 
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  I am never afraid of what....
I am never afraid of what I know.-- Anna Sewell

 
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  [Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry....
[Spring is] a true reconstructionist.-- Henry Timrod

 
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  A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm....
A mediocre idea that generates enthusiasm will go further than a great idea that inspires no one.-- Mary Kay Ash

 
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  Compromise, if not the spice of....
Compromise, if not the spice of life, is its solidity. It is what makes nations great and marriages happy.-- Phyllis McGinley

 
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  (i do not know what it....
(i do not know what it is about you that closes--

 
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  There were always people like the....
There were always people like the pope. They serve a certain function, of course. They subsidize us. But, they don't create anything and they must never be allowed to stop the artist from creating.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  I came to the realization that....
I came to the realization that there were certain public issues that were most usefully dealt with within some sort of framework of at least my private beliefs, if not my private life.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  If a young writer can refrain....
If a young writer can refrain from writing, he shouldn't hesitate to do so.-- Andre Gide

 
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  We know what happens to people....
We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.-- Aneurin Bevan

 
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  Socialism is nothing but the capitalism....
Socialism is nothing but the capitalism of the lower classes.-- Oswald Spengler

 
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  Eternity has nothing to do with....
Eternity has nothing to do with the hereafter... This is it... If you don't get it here, you won't get it anywhere. The experience of eternity right here and now is the function of life. Heaven is not the place to have the experience; here's the place to have the experience.-- Joseph Campbell

 
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  The bars of West Hollywood and....
The bars of West Hollywood and New York are awash with people throwing their lives away in the desperate hope of finding a shortcut, any shortcut. And a lot of them aren't even young anymore; their B-plans having been washed away by Vodka & Tonics years ago.-- Hugh_Macleod/"

 
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  To deny our own impulses is....
To deny our own impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.-- Andy and Larry Wachowski

 
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  When I'm good, I'm very, very....
When I'm good, I'm very, very good. When I'm bad, I'm better.-- Mae West

 
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  Do you know what a pessimist....
Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Action is the last refuge of....
Action is the last refuge of those who cannot dream.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  TAIL, n. The part of an....
TAIL, n. The part of an animal's spine that has transcended its natural limitations to set up an independent existence in a world of its own. Excepting in its foetal state, Man is without a tail, a privation of which he attests an hereditary and uneasy consciousness by the coat-skirt of the male and the train of the female, and by a marked tendency to ornament that part of his attire where the tail should be, and indubitably once was. This tendency is most observable in the female of the species, in whom the ancestral sense is strong and persistent. The tailed men described by Lord Monboddo are now generally regarded as a product of an imagination unusually susceptible to influences generated in the golden age of our pithecan past.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  If human life were long enough....
If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.-- Stephen Hawking

 
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  My sense of God is my....
My sense of God is my sense of wonder about the Universe.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  This is pretty much what journals....
This is pretty much what journals are all about, at least to me. I knew as I wrote them that even though they provided an excellent place for brain (and heart, and psyche) dump, they were mainly a map of me.-- Colleen Wainwright

 
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  Think like a wise man but....
Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.-- William Butler Yeats

 
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  Let them hate so long as....
Let them hate so long as they fear.-- Lucius_Accius/"

 
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  Hard work never killed anybody, but....
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The difference between God and the....
The difference between God and the historians consists above all in the fact that God cannot alter the past.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.--....
Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.-- Charles Caleb Colton

 
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  Life consists not in holding good....
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.-- Josh Billings

 
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  My love for you, Lord, is....
My love for you, Lord, is not an uncertain feeling, but a matter of concious certainty. With your word you pierced my heart, and I loved you. But heaven and earth and everything in them on all sides tell me to love you.-- Saint Augustine

 
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  Have you ever dated someone because....
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Straight men need to be emasculated.....
Straight men need to be emasculated. I'm sorry. They all need to be slapped around. Women have been kept down for too long. Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once.-- Madonna

 
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  I'm a great believer in luck,....
I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  You see things, and you say....
You see things, and you say "Why?" But I dream things that never were, and say "Why not?-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Why is it that our memory....
Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  ABRUPT, adj. Sudden, without ceremony, like....
ABRUPT, adj. Sudden, without ceremony, like the arrival of a cannon- shot and the departure of the soldier whose interests are most affected by it. Dr. Samuel Johnson beautifully said of another author's ideas that they were "concatenated without abruption."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Things we not hope for often....
Things we not hope for often come to pass than things we wish.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

 
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  It's not necessarily about what career....
It's not necessarily about what career you pick. It's about how you do what you do.-- Cory Doctorow

 
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  You can know the name of....
You can know the name of a bird in all the languages of the world, but when you're finished, you'll know absolutely nothing whatever about the bird... So let's look at the bird and see what it's doing -- that's what counts. I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  I am a firm believer in....
I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  The arts are the servant; wisdom....
The arts are the servant; wisdom its master.-- Seneca

 
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  When the least they could do....
When the least they could do to you was everything, then the most they could do to you suddenly held no terror.-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  In the U.S. you have to....
In the U.S. you have to be a deviant or exist in extreme boredom... Make no mistake, all intellectuals are deviants in the U.S.-- William S. Burroughs

 
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  If a `religion' is defined to....
If a `religion' is defined to be a system of ideas that contains unprovable statements, then Godel taught us that mathematics is not only a religion, it is the only religion that can prove itself to be one.-- John D. Barrow

 
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  When you go to buy, use....
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.-- Czech Proverb

 
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  Classical quotation is the parole of....
Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  GRAVITATION, n. The tendency of all....
GRAVITATION, n. The tendency of all bodies to approach one another with a strength proportion to the quantity of matter they contain -- the quantity of matter they contain being ascertained by the strength of their tendency to approach one another. This is a lovely and edifying illustration of how science, having made A the proof of B, makes B the proof of A.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  And there was a beautiful view--....
And there was a beautiful view--

 
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  [S]he refused to be bored chiefly....
[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

 
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  Try not to become a man....
Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Each body has its art...-- Gwendolyn....
Each body has its art...-- Gwendolyn Brooks

 
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  It had only been my repeated....
It had only been my repeated experience that when you said to life calmly and firmly... 'I trust you; do what you must,' life had an uncanny way of responding to your need.-- Olga Ilyin

 
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  Efficiency is intelligent laziness.-- ....
Efficiency is intelligent laziness.--

 
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  In science, 'fact' can only mean....
In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.-- Stephen Jay Gould

 
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  Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair....
Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astair did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.-- Faith Whittlesey

 
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  I am sure the grapes are....
I am sure the grapes are sour.-- Aesop

 
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  Rest satisfied with doing well, and....
Rest satisfied with doing well, and leave others to talk of you as they please.-- Pythagoras

 
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  Nothing in the entire universe ever....
Nothing in the entire universe ever perishes, believe me, but things vary, and adopt a new form. The phrase "being born" is used for beginning to be something different from what one was before, while "dying" means ceasing to be the same. Though this thing may pass into that, and that into this, yet the sums of things remains unchanged.-- Ovid

 
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  Seize opportunity by the beard, for....
Seize opportunity by the beard, for it is bald behind.-- Bulgarian Proverb

 
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  Learning to live in the present....
Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy.-- Sarah Ban Breathnach

 
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  Read not to contradict and confute,....
Read not to contradict and confute, nor to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  I do press junkets and people....
I do press junkets and people will tell me what I've supposedly said in articles and I always disagree with myself. 'Why in the world would I say that?'-- Meg Ryan

 
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  "9W"-- Steve Allen ....
"9W"-- Steve Allen

 
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  Acting is the most minor of....
Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high- class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley Temple could do it at the age of four.-- Katharine Hepburn

 
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  The harder the conflict, the more....
The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  I am not merry; but I....
I am not merry; but I do beguile-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  If you think of yourselves as....
If you think of yourselves as helpless and ineffectual, it is certain that you will create a despotic government to be your master. The wise despot, therefore, maintains among his subjects a popular sense that they are helpless and ineffectual.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  Never go to excess, but let....
Never go to excess, but let moderation be your guide.-- Cicero

 
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  It is a far, far better....
It is a far, far better thing that I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest that I go to, than I have ever known.-- Charles Dickens

 
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  Have you ever observed that we....
Have you ever observed that we pay much more attention to a wise passage when it is quoted than when we read it in the original author?-- Philip G. Hamerton

 
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  Look to your health; and if....
Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to a good conscience; for health is the second blessing that money cannot buy; therefore value it, and be thankful for it.-- Izaak Walton

 
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  I wasted time, and now doth....
I wasted time, and now doth time waste me.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in....
Real meaningful endeavours, the biggies in human existence, often require the sacrifice of others.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  My parents only had one argument....
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.-- Cathy Ladman

 
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  One should count each day a....
One should count each day a separate life.-- Seneca

 
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  The effort to understand the universe....
The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce and gives it some of the grace of tragedy.-- Steven Weinberg

 
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  If computers get too powerful, we....
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in.-- Bradley's Bromide

 
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  I count him braver who overcomes....
I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.-- Aristotle

 
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  Ask questions from your heart and....
Ask questions from your heart and you will be answered from the heart.-- Omaha Proverb

 
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  Don't take life too seriously. You'll....
Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  Those who are unhappy have no....
Those who are unhappy have no need for anything in this world but people capable of giving them their attention.-- Simone Weil

 
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  Price is what you pay. Value....
Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.-- Warren Buffett

 
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  I have everything now I had....
I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.-- Gypsy Rose Lee

 
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  Conscience and cowardice are really the....
Conscience and cowardice are really the same thing. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which....
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Bad news goes about in clogs,....
Bad news goes about in clogs, Good news in stockinged feet.-- Welsh Proverb

 
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  Write it on your heart that....
Write it on your heart that every day is the best day in the year. No man has learned anything rightly, until he know that every day is Doomsday.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  A good book has no ending.--....
A good book has no ending.-- R. D. Cumming

 
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  On with the dance! Let joy....
On with the dance! Let joy be undefined!-- Lord Byron

 
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  I reject your reality and substitute....
I reject your reality and substitute my own!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  What difference does it make how....
What difference does it make how much you have? What you do not have amounts to much more.-- Seneca

 
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  There are two types of people--those....
There are two types of people--those who come into a room and say, 'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.'-- Frederick L Collins

 
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  Henceforth I ask not good fortune.....
Henceforth I ask not good fortune. I myself am good fortune.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  Never tell a man you can....
Never tell a man you can read him through and through; most people prefer to be thought enigmas.-- Marchioness Townsend

 
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  I like rice. Rice is great....
I like rice. Rice is great if you're hungry and want 2000 of something.-- Mitch Hedberg

 
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  For one human being to love....
For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.-- Rainer Maria Rilke

 
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  Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting....
Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort.....
REPARTEE, n. Prudent insult in retort. Practiced by gentlemen with a constitutional aversion to violence, but a strong disposition to offend. In a war of words, the tactics of the North American Indian.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The world is round; it has....
The world is round; it has no point.-- Adrienne E. Gusoff

 
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  Obviously crime pays, or there'd be....
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.-- G. Gordon Liddy

 
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  Ronald Reagan and George Bush pushed....
Ronald Reagan and George Bush pushed through programs that raised taxes on the middle class. I think it's time to cut them. And in my administration I'll offer a middle-income tax cut that will cut rates on the middle class.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  Mathematics is the language with which....
Mathematics is the language with which God has written the universe.-- Galileo Galilei

 
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  External signs of wealth and success....
External signs of wealth and success are often cheap storefronts that hide internal mediocrity or even incompetence.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls....
GRAMMAR, n. A system of pitfalls thoughtfully prepared for the feet for the self-made man, along the path by which he advances to distinction.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  It is better to offer no....
It is better to offer no excuse than a bad one.-- George Washington

 
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  I believe in courtesy, in kindness,....
I believe in courtesy, in kindness, in generosity, in good cheer, in friendship and in honest competition. I believe there is something doing somewhere, for every man ready to do it. I believe I'm ready, RIGHT NOW.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  I think that it's important for....
I think that it's important for scientists to explain their work, particularly in cosmology. This now answers many questions once asked of religion.-- Stephen Hawking

 
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  Laws are a dead letter without....
Laws are a dead letter without courts to expound and define their true meaning and operation.-- Alexander Hamilton

 
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  It's a recession when your neighbor....
It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours.-- Harry S Truman

 
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  It is only with one's heart....
It is only with one's heart that one can see clearly. What is essential is invisible to the eye.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

 
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  Art is a collaboration between God....
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.-- Andre Gide

 
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  I feel sorry for those who....
I feel sorry for those who do not drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  If I think more about death....
If I think more about death than some other people, it is probably because I love life more than they do.-- Angelina Jolie

 
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  History is moving, and it will....
History is moving, and it will tend toward hope, or tend toward tragedy.-- George W. Bush

 
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  A government that is big enough....
A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.-- Barry Goldwater

 
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  It is unwise to be too....
It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  Politics [is] the art of achieving....
Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.-- Barry Goldwater

 
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  There are people accusing me that....
There are people accusing me that I'm sick, that I'm a danger to morals, western civilization and basically everything under the sun. And they've got these wild stories about me, completely off the wall, completely untrue. They thought them up and it makes you wonder what goes on in their brain, but of course, they don't consider themselves sick. They think they're normal because they don't dress like I do.-- Marilyn Manson

 
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  There are some remedies worse than....
There are some remedies worse than the disease.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  But pain... seems to me an....
But pain... seems to me an insufficient reason not to embrace life. Being dead is quite painless. Pain, like time, is going to come on regardless. Question is, what glorious moments can you win from life in addition to the pain?-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  A man's respect for law and....
A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck.-- Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

 
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  There is no security on this....
There is no security on this earth; there is only opportunity.-- General Douglas MacArthur

 
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  England and America are two countries....
England and America are two countries separated by a common language.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Few people are capable of expressing....
Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most People are even incapable of forming such opinions.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Think like a man of action,....
Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.-- Henri Bergson

 
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  PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial....
PROVIDENTIAL, adj. Unexpectedly and conspicuously beneficial to the person so describing it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Man is the only animal that....
Man is the only animal that blushes -- or needs to.-- Mark Twain

 
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  In life, it is not what....
In life, it is not what you know or who you know that counts -- it is both!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  It is difficult to make a....
It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels he is worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  You never can see into someone....
You never can see into someone else's marriage.-- Sean Stewart

 
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  True humor is fun - it....
True humor is fun - it does not put down, kid, or mock. It makes people feel wonderful, not separate, different, and cut off. True humor has beneath it the understanding that we are all in this together.-- Hugh Prather

 
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  The Democrats are the party that....
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't work and then they get elected and prove it.-- P. J. O'Rourke

 
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  In war, there are no unwounded....
In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.-- Jose Narosky

 
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  We are taught to be ashamed....
We are taught to be ashamed of confusion, anger, fear and sadness, and to me they are of equal value as happiness excitement and inspiration.-- Alanis Morissette

 
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  I feel about airplanes the way....
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.-- Jean Kerr

 
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  It is men who wait to....
It is men who wait to be selected, and not those who seek, from whom we may expect the most efficient service.-- Ulysses S. Grant

 
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  An unhurried sense of time is....
An unhurried sense of time is in itself a form of wealth.-- Bonnie Friedman

 
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  If men saw that a term....
If men saw that a term was set to their troubles, they would find strength in some way to withstand the hocus-pocus and intimidations of the prophets.-- Lucretius

 
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  We all carry around so much....
We all carry around so much pain in our hearts. Love and pain and beauty. They all seem to go together like one little tidy confusing package. It's a messy business, life. It's hard to figure--full of surprises. Some good. Some bad.-- Henry Bromel

 
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  What's mine is yours, and what....
What's mine is yours, and what is yours is mine.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  When you wish to instruct, be....
When you wish to instruct, be brief; that men's minds take in quickly what you say, learn its lesson, and retain it faithfully. Every word that is unnecessary only pours over the side of a brimming mind.-- Cicero

 
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  LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention....
LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Middle age is when your age....
Middle age is when your age starts to show around the middle.-- Bob Hope

 
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  ART, n. This word has no....
ART, n. This word has no definition. Its origin is related as follows by the ingenious Father Gassalasca Jape, S.J.-- And sell their garments to support the priests.

 
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  You can tell the character of....
You can tell the character of every man when you see how he receives praise.-- Seneca

 
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An orator is a man who says what he thinks and feels what he says.-- William Jennings Bryan

 
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  The most dangerous strategy is to....
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  For this invention of yours will....
For this invention of yours will produce forgetfulness in the minds of those who learn it, by causing them to neglect their memory, inasmuch as, from their confidence in writing, they will recollect by the external aid of foreign symbols, and not by the internal use of their own faculties. Your discovery, therefore, is a medicine not for memory, but for recollection-for recalling to, not for keeping in mind.-- Plato

 
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I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets.-- D. H. Lawrence

 
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  I value my garden more for....
I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs.-- Joseph Addison

 
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For every person who wants to teach there are approximately thirty people who don't want to learn--much.-- W. C. Sellar and R. J. Yeatman

 
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