Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  At the worst, a house unkept....
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.-- Dame Rose Macaulay

 
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  I am madness maddened! That wild....
I am madness maddened! That wild madness that's only calm to comprehend itself!-- Herman Melville

 
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  How people keep correcting us when....
How people keep correcting us when we are young! There is always some bad habit or other they tell us we ought to get over. Yet most bad habits are tools to help us through life.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The two things that many cherish....
The two things that many cherish and hold dear that I have found to be of little value or importance in my life would be - getting credit for and being right.-- Robert Anthony

 
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  If I am not for myself,....
If I am not for myself, who will be for me? --

 
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  Fasting and natural diet, though essentially....
Fasting and natural diet, though essentially unknown [in today's U.S.] as a therapy, should be the first treatment when someone discovers that she or he has a medical problem. It should not be applied only to the most advanced cases, as is present practice. Whether the patient has a cardiac condition, hypertension, autoimmune disease, fibroids, or asthma, he or she must be informed that fasting and natural, plant-based diets are a viable alternative to conventional therapy, and an effective one. The time may come when not offering this substantially more effective nutritional approach will be considered malpractice.-- Joel Fuhrman, M.D.

 
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  I know how men in exile....
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.-- Aeschylus

 
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  So act that your principle of....
So act that your principle of action might safely be made a law for the whole world.-- Immanuel Kant

 
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  The believer is happy, the doubter....
The believer is happy, the doubter is wise. -- Irish Proverb

 
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  When I was in England I....
When I was in England I experimented with marijuana a time or two, I didn't like it, I didn't inhale it, and never tried it again.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  I had learnt to seek intensity…more....
I had learnt to seek intensity…more of life, a concentrated sense of life.-- Nina Berberova

 
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  Science is the only true guide....
Science is the only true guide in life.-- Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

 
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  France was a long despotism tempered....
France was a long despotism tempered by epigrams.-- Thomas Carlyle

 
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  For death begins with life's first....
For death begins with life's first breath, and life begins at touch of death. -- John Oxenham

 
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  The only thing that stops God....
The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.-- Nicholas Chamfort

 
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  We must not just be in....
We must not just be in the world and above the world, but also of the world. To love it for what it is... is the only task. Avoid it and you are lost. Loose yourself in it, and you are free.-- Henry Miller

 
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  A learned man is an idler....
A learned man is an idler who kills time with study. Beware of his false knowledge: it is more dangerous than ignorance.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Fill your mind with the meaningless....
Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things, and it will not be easy to feel peace in your heart.-- Marianne Williamson

 
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  Everyone takes the limits of his....
Everyone takes the limits of his own vision for the limits of the world.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

 
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  Space isn't remote at all. It's....
Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.-- Fred Hoyle

 
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  From lightest words sometimes the direst....
From lightest words sometimes the direst quarrel springs.-- Cato the Elder

 
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  UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the....
UNITARIAN, n. One who denies the divinity of a Trinitarian.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The honest poor can sometimes forget....
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  No Christian and, indeed, no historian....
No Christian and, indeed, no historian could accept the epigram which defines religion as 'what a man does with his solitude.'-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  Science may have found a cure....
Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all--the apathy of human beings.-- Helen Keller

 
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  ...it is as hard to do....
...it is as hard to do your duty when men are sneering at you as when they are shooting at you.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  No man who know aught can....
No man who know aught can be so stupid to deny that all men naturally were born free. -- John Milton

 
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  Man is certainly stark mad; he....
Man is certainly stark mad; he cannot make a flea, yet he makes gods by the dozens.-- Michel de Montaigne

 
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  When dealing with people, let us....
When dealing with people, let us remember we are not dealing with creatures of logic. We are dealing with creatures of emotion, creatures bustling with prejudices and motivated by pride and vanity.-- Dale Carnegie

 
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  Sometimes we may learn more from....
Sometimes we may learn more from a man's errors, than from his virtues.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  Anything you fully do is an....
Anything you fully do is an alone journey.-- Natalie Goldberg

 
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  Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who....
Remember happiness doesn't depend upon who you are or what you have; it depends solely on what you think.-- Dale Carnegie

 
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  Let us not be too particular;....
Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.-- Mark Twain

 
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  We must conquer war, or war....
We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.-- Ely Gulbertson

 
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  Common-sense appears to be only another....
Common-sense appears to be only another name for the thoughtlessness of the unthinking. It is made of the prejudices of childhood, the idiosyncrasies of individual character and the opinion of the newspapers.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  Nobody sees a flower - really....
Nobody sees a flower - really - it is so small it takes time - we haven't time - and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time.-- Georgia O'Keeffe

 
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  Love is but the discovery of....
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.-- Alexander Smith

 
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  And when the hourglass has run....
And when the hourglass has run out, the hourglass of temporality, when the noise of secular life has grown silent and its restless or ineffectual activism has come to an end, when everything around you is still, as it is in eternity, then eternity asks you and every individual in these millions and millions about only one thing: whether you have lived in despair or not.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  A great many of those who....
A great many of those who 'debunk' traditional... values have in the background values of their own which they believe to be immune from the debunking process.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  Love is not blind, it sees....
Love is not blind, it sees more not less; But because it sees more it chooses to see less.-- Unknown

 
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  You miss 100 percent of the....
You miss 100 percent of the shots you never take.-- Wayne Gretzky

 
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  And many strokes, though with a....
And many strokes, though with a little axe, -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  My father was often angry when....
My father was often angry when I was most like him.-- Lillian Hellman

 
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  Statesmen may plan and speculate for....
Statesmen may plan and speculate for liberty but it is religion and morality alone that can establish the principles upon which freedom can securely stand.-- John Adams

 
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  CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's approval....
CONSULT, v.i. To seek another's approval of a course of action already decided on.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Smell is a potent wizard that....
Smell is a potent wizard that transports you across thousand of miles and all the years you have lived.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Once I make up my mind,....
Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision.-- Oscar Levant

 
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  Laughter is by definition healthy.-- Doris....
Laughter is by definition healthy.-- Doris Lessing

 
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  You know, the courts may not....
You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.-- Matt Groening

 
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  Like as the waves make towards....
Like as the waves make towards the pebbled shore, So do our minutes hasten to their end.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  The evil implanted in man by....
The evil implanted in man by nature spreads so imperceptibly, when the habit of wrong-doing is unchecked, that he himself can set no limit to his shamelessness.-- Cicero

 
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  Nothing in the world will take....
Nothing in the world will take away persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than an unsuccessful man with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent.-- Calvin Coolidge

 
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  ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for....
ROPE, n. An obsolescent appliance for reminding assassins that they too are mortal. It is put about the neck and remains in place one's whole life long. It has been largely superseded by a more complex electrical device worn upon another part of the person; and this is rapidly giving place to an apparatus known as the preachment.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  The golden rule is that there....
The golden rule is that there are no golden rules.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Success is a science; if you....
Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Every act of conscious learning requires....
Every act of conscious learning requires the willingness to suffer an injury to one's self-esteem. That is why young children, before they are aware of their own self-importance, learn so easily; and why older persons, especially if vain or important, cannot learn at all.-- Thomas Szasz

 
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  I don't think necessity is the....
I don't think necessity is the mother of invention - invention, in my opinion, arises directly from idleness, possibly also from laziness. To save oneself trouble.-- Agatha Christie

 
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  Forgiveness is the healing of wounds....
Forgiveness is the healing of wounds caused by another. You choose to let go of a past wrong and no longer be hurt by it. Forgiveness is a strong move to make, like turning your shoulders sideways to walk quickly on a crowded sidewalk. It's your move.-- Real Live Preacher

 
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  To cease smoking is the easiest....
To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know, I've done it a thousand times.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Better be wise by the misfortunes....
Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own.-- Aesop

 
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  'Never put off until tomorrow what....
'Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.' Under the influence of this pestilent morality, I am forever letting tomorrow's work slop backwards into today's, and doing painfully and nervously today what I could do quickly and easily tomorrow.-- J. A. Spender

 
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  Love is a gross exaggeration of....
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  INCUBUS, n. One of a race....
INCUBUS, n. One of a race of highly improper demons who, though probably not wholly extinct, may be said to have seen their best nights. For a complete account of _incubi_ and _succubi_, including _incubae_ and _succubae_, see the _Liber Demonorum_ of Protassus (Paris, 1328), which contains much curious information that would be out of place in a dictionary intended as a text-book for the public schools.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

 
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  Nothing is really so poor and....
Nothing is really so poor and melancholy as art that is interested in itself and not in its subject.-- George Santayana

 
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  He's a fine friend. He stabs....
He's a fine friend. He stabs you in the front.-- Leonard Louis Levinson

 
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  Beautiful young people are accidents of....
Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

 
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  REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a....
REPRESENTATIVE, n. In national politics, a member of the Lower House in this world, and without discernible hope of promotion in the next.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  One cannot conceive anything so strange....
One cannot conceive anything so strange and so implausible that it has not already been said by one philosopher or another.-- Rene Descartes

 
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  It is in the character of....
It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.-- Aeschylus

 
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  Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts,....
Deep doubts, deep wisdom; small doubts, little wisdom.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of....
PAIN, n. An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  To keep the heart unwrinkled, to....
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent - that is to triumph over old age.-- Thomas Bailey Aldrich

 
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  Politics [is] the art of achieving....
Politics [is] the art of achieving the maximum amount of freedom for individuals that is consistent with the maintenance of social order.-- Barry Goldwater

 
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  Men must be decided on what....
Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.-- Mencius

 
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  Who could tell what forms, what....
Who could tell what forms, what visions, what faces, what forgiveness he could see in the glow of the west!-- Joseph Conrad

 
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  Life is tough, and if you....
Life is tough, and if you have the ability to laugh at it you have the ability to enjoy it.-- Salma Hayek

 
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  Studying literature at Harvard is like....
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic.-- Roy Blount Jr.

 
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  ...all life is only a set....
...all life is only a set of pictures in the brain, among which there is no difference betwixt those born of real things and those born of inward dreamings, and (there is) no cause to value one above the other."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Destiny waits alike for the free....
Destiny waits alike for the free man as well as for him enslaved by another's might.-- Aeschylus

 
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  People are much too solemn about....
People are much too solemn about things - I'm all for sticking pins into episcopal behinds.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  You're never too old to become....
You're never too old to become younger.-- Mae West

 
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  I know of no more encouraging....
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it....
Jealousy feeds upon suspicion, and it turns into fury or it ends as soon as we pass from suspicion to certainty.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  We ust find our duties in....
We ust find our duties in what comes to us, not in what might have been.-- George Eliot

 
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  People unfit for freedom - who....
People unfit for freedom - who cannot do much with it - are hungry for power. The desire for freedom is an attribute of a "have" type of self. It says: leave me alone and I shall grow, learn, and realize my capacities. The desire for power is basically an attribute of a "have not" type of self.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  Part of the secret of success....
Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.-- Mark Twain

 
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  When my love swears that she....
When my love swears that she is made of truth, I do believe her, though I know she lies.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  But O the truth, the truth.....
But O the truth, the truth. The--

 
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  Good soldiers never pass up a....
Good soldiers never pass up a chance to eat or sleep. They never know how much they'll be called on to do before the next chance.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  To read a book for the....
To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one.-- Selwyn Champion

 
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  I find the great thing in....
I find the great thing in this world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.--....
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  A man can no more diminish....
A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  We're actors - we're the opposite....
We're actors - we're the opposite of people.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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  Out of the abundance of the....
Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.-- Bible

 
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  From birth to age eighteen, a....
From birth to age eighteen, a girl needs good parents.--

 
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  Love conquers all things; let us....
Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to Love.-- Virgil

 
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  All art is an imitation of....
All art is an imitation of nature.-- Seneca

 
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  Neither cast ye your pearls before....
Neither cast ye your pearls before swine.-- Bible

 
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  Abortion is advocated only by persons....
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  When the heart speaks, the mind....
When the heart speaks, the mind finds it indecent to object.-- Milan Kundera

 
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  In my Father's house are many....
In my Father's house are many mansions.-- Bible

 
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  You can't make up anything anymore.....
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.-- Art Buchwald

 
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  No one can possibly achieve any....
No one can possibly achieve any real and lasting success or "get rich" in business by being a conformist.-- J. Paul Getty

 
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  In dreams we see ourselves naked....
In dreams we see ourselves naked and acting our real characters, even more clearly than we see others awake.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  I wasted time, now time doth....
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  If we weren't all so interested....
If we weren't all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting we couldn't endure it.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

 
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  Honesty is for the most part,....
Honesty is for the most part, less profitable than dishonesty.-- Plato

 
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  I was always puzzled by the....
I was always puzzled by the fact that people have a great deal of trouble and pain when and if they are forced or feel forced to change a belief or circumstance which they hold dear. I found what I believe is the answer when I read that a Canadian neurosurgeon discovered some truths about the human mind which revealed the intensity of this problem. He conducted some experiments which proved that when a person is forced to change a basic belief or viewpoint, the brain undergoes a series of nervous sensations equivalent to the most agonizing torture.-- Sidney Madwed

 
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  Gain a modest reputation for being....
Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.-- Paul Theroux

 
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  Science is facts; just as houses....
Science is facts; just as houses are made of stones, so is science made of facts; but a pile of stones is not a house and a collection of facts is not necessarily science.-- Henri Poincare

 
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  Of all the animals, the boy....
Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable.-- Plato

 
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  If you sit by the river....
If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by.-- Japanese Proverb

 
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  Never trouble another for what you....
Never trouble another for what you can do for yourself.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Unless a life is activated by....
Unless a life is activated by sustained purpose it can become a depressingly haphazard affair.-- Richard Guggenheimer

 
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  At the bottom every man knows....
At the bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique human being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  You can do no great things,....
You can do no great things, just small things with great love.-- Mother Teresa

 
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  A grandfather was walking through his....
A grandfather was walking through his yard when he heard his granddaughter repeating the alphabet in a tone of voice that sounded like a prayer. He asked her what she was doing. The little girl explained: "I'm praying, but I can't think of exactly the right words, so I'm just saying all the letters, and God will put them together for me, because He knows what I'm thinking."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Conservative. noun. A statesman who is....
Conservative. noun. A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from a liberal, who wishes to replace them with others.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  UGLINESS, n. A gift of the....
UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  O! many a shaft, at random....
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  The world is full of suffering....
The world is full of suffering but it is also full of people overcoming it.-- Helen Keller

 
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  Faith must have adequate evidence, else....
Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition.-- Alexander Hodge

 
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  The great tragedy of Science -....
The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.-- Thomas H. Huxley

 
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  I pitty people who don't drink.....
I pitty people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's the best they're going to feel all day.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  Children are not things to be....
Children are not things to be molded, but are people to be unfolded. -- Jess Lair

 
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  One ought, every day at least,....
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if possible, speak a few reasonable words.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Elections are won by men and....
Elections are won by men and women chiefly because most people vote against somebody rather than for somebody.-- Franklin P. Adams

 
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  All the means of action -....
All the means of action - the shapeless masses - the materials - lie everywhere about us. What we need is the celestial fire to change the flint into the transparent crystal, bright and clear. That fire is genius.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  Women have served all these centuries....
Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.-- Virginia Woolf

 
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  They were going to die. They....
They were going to die. They knew it, and their last words were I love you. Even in great pain, their last words were of love... People who could have saved themselves and they ran back in to save others instead. If humanity is capable of that, how can I lose hope in humanity?-- Elie Wiesel

 
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  A word to the wise ain't....
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  Humor is also a way of....
Humor is also a way of saying something serious.-- T. S. Eliot

 
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  Dancing is like dreaming with your....
Dancing is like dreaming with your feet!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  To the poet, to the philosopher,....
To the poet, to the philosopher, to the saint, all things are friendly and sacred, all events profitable, all days holy, all men divine.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  All would live long, but none....
All would live long, but none would be old.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  What a deformed thief this fashion....
What a deformed thief this fashion is.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  He that jokes confesses.-- Italian Proverb....
He that jokes confesses.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody....
Nobody can give you freedom. Nobody can give you equality or justice or anything. If you're a man, you take it.-- Malcolm X

 
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  I love drugs, but I hate....
I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.-- Margaret Cho

 
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  To be good, according to the....
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy. It merely requires a certain amount of sordid terror, a certain lack of imaginative thought, and a certain low passion for middle-class respectability.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I believe that banking institutions are....
I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies. -- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Be modest! It is the kind....
Be modest! It is the kind of pride least likely to offend.-- Jules Renard

 
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  Any fool can criticize, condemn, and....
Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do.-- Dale Carnegie

 
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  What's right about America is that....
What's right about America is that although we have a mess of problems, we have great capacity - intellect and resources - to do some thing about them.-- Henry Ford II

 
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  Living with a conscience is like....
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.-- Budd Schulberg

 
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  Always do sober what you said....
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.-- Ernest_Hemingway/"

 
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  Oh, the tangled webs we weave....
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.-- Sir Walter Scott

 
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  Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings....
Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  If men will not be governed....
If men will not be governed by God, they will be ruled by tyrants.-- William Penn

 
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  Society is like the air; necessary....
Society is like the air; necessary to breathe, but insufficient to live on.-- George Santayana

 
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  America is the greatest of opportunities....
America is the greatest of opportunities and the worst of influences.-- George Santayana

 
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  RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives....
RADIUM, n. A mineral that gives off heat and stimulates the organ that a scientist is a fool with.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The reason why worry kills more....
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.-- Robert Frost

 
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  The problem that has no name....
The problem that has no name - which is simply the fact that American women are kept from growing to their full human capacities - is taking a far greater toll on the physical and mental health of our country than any known disease.-- Betty Friedan

 
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  Let not a man guard his....
Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Men are equal; it is not....
Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.-- Voltaire

 
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  I married beneath me - all....
I married beneath me - all women do.-- Nancy Astor

 
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  If you want to make peace,....
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. -- Moshe Dayan

 
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  There can be no real individual....
There can be no real individual freedom in the presence of economic insecurity.-- Chester Bowles

 
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  However mean your life is, meet....
However mean your life is, meet it and live it; do not shun it and call it hard names. It is not so bad as you are. It looks poorest when you are the richest.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  What's in a name? That which....
What's in a name? That which we call a rose -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  The great advantage of being in....
The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one is.-- Arnold Bennett

 
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  All love that has not friendship....
All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon sand.-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

 
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  There is a coherent plan in....
There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.-- Fred Hoyle

 
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  I'm sick of following my dreams.....
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.-- Mitch Hedberg

 
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  I seek constantly to improve my....
I seek constantly to improve my manners and graces, for they are the sugar to which all are attracted.-- Og Mandino

 
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  The very powerful and the very....
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views...which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.-- Doctor Who

 
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  Scandal is gossip made tedious by....
Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I always wrote with the idea....
I always wrote with the idea that what I put out there is going to stay there. Once I publish something, it has been published. I've never deleted more than one or two posts from my site. I don't think that there are takebacks. I don't feel right about it.-- Alison Headley

 
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  Sometime they'll give a war and....
Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come.-- Carl Sandburg

 
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  Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism....
Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.-- David T. Wolf

 
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  The thing that I'm always left....
The thing that I'm always left with is this overwhelming desire for people to be rooted and the only way that they feel rooted is through another person.-- John Allen

 
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  It is good to be without....
It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations.-- Walter Bagehot

 
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  You'd better beat it. You can....
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Better no law than laws not....
Better no law than laws not enforced.-- Italian Proverb

 
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  Where observation is concerned, chance favors....
Where observation is concerned, chance favors only the prepared mind.-- Louis Pasteur

 
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  I respect faith, but doubt is....
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.-- Wilson Mizner

 
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  Someday I want to be rich.....
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.-- Rita Rudner

 
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  Time ripens all things; no man....
Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.-- Miguel De Cervantes

 
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  For the uncontrolled there is no....
For the uncontrolled there is no wisdom. For the uncontrolled there is no concentration, and for him without concentration, there is no peace. And for the unpeaceful how can there ever be happiness?-- Unknown

 
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  I myself do nothing. The Holy....
I myself do nothing. The Holy Spirit accomplishes all through me.-- William Blake

 
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  I'd rather get my brains blown....
I'd rather get my brains blown out in the wild than wait in terror at the slaughterhouse.-- Craig Volk

 
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  A bit of fragrance clings to....
A bit of fragrance clings to the hand that gives flowers.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  I like the word `indolence.' it....
I like the word `indolence.' it makes my laziness seem classy.-- Bern Williams

 
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  Behold, there ariseth a little cloud....
Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand.-- Bible

 
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  There is a harmony-- ....
There is a harmony--

 
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  Do thou restrain the haughty spirit....
Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.-- Homer

 
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  We should all be obliged to....
We should all be obliged to appear before a board every five years and justify our existence...on pain of liquidation.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  A crow is no whiter for....
A crow is no whiter for being washed.-- French Proverb

 
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  Eighty percent of success is showing....
Eighty percent of success is showing up.-- Woody Allen

 
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  Look not mournfully into the Past.....
Look not mournfully into the Past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the Present. In is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy Future, without fear, and a manly heart.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  There is only one success -....
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.-- Christopher Morley

 
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  In words are seen the state....
In words are seen the state of mind and character and disposition of the speaker.-- Plutarch

 
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  Whatever is in any way beautiful....
Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself, and is complete in itself; praise forms no part of it. So it is none the worse nor the better for being praised.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  Do not go where the path....
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I would like to be called....
I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.-- Britney Spears

 
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  There are few nudities so objectionable....
There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.-- Agnes Repplier

 
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  Against criticism a man can neither....
Against criticism a man can neither protest nor defend himself; he must act in spite of it, and then it will gradually yield to him.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Art is a selective re-creation of....
Art is a selective re-creation of reality according to an artist's metaphysical value judgments.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  No man's knowledge here can go....
No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.-- John Locke

 
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  There are painters who transform the....
There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.-- Pablo Picasso

 
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  Being a woman is of special....
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.-- Fran Lebowitz

 
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  Learn as much by writing as....
Learn as much by writing as by reading.-- Lord Acton

 
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  What a splendid head, yet no....
What a splendid head, yet no brain.-- Aesop

 
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  Today I met with a subliminal....
Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second.-- Steven Wright

 
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  I must be cruel only to....
I must be cruel only to be kind;-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Two wrongs don't make a right,....
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.-- Thomas Szasz

 
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  TIGHTS, n. An habiliment of the....
TIGHTS, n. An habiliment of the stage designed to reinforce the general acclamation of the press agent with a particular publicity. Public attention was once somewhat diverted from this garment to Miss Lillian Russell's refusal to wear it, and many were the conjectures as to her motive, the guess of Miss Pauline Hall showing a high order of ingenuity and sustained reflection. It was Miss Hall's belief that nature had not endowed Miss Russell with beautiful legs. This theory was impossible of acceptance by the male understanding, but the conception of a faulty female leg was of so prodigious originality as to rank among the most brilliant feats of philosophical speculation! It is strange that in all the controversy regarding Miss Russell's aversion to tights no one seems to have thought to ascribe it to what was known among the ancients as "modesty." The nature of that sentiment is now imperfectly understood, and possibly incapable of exposition with the vocabulary that remains to us.

 
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  If you tell the truth you....
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.-- Mark Twain

 
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  I prefer to be true to....
I prefer to be true to myself, even at the hazard of incurring the ridicule of others, rather than to be false, and to incur my own abhorrence.-- Frederick Douglass

 
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  No man loves life like him....
No man loves life like him that's growing old.-- Sophocles

 
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  It is not giving children more....
It is not giving children more that spoils them; it is giving them more to avoid confrontation.-- John Gray

 
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  A councilor ought not to sleep....
A councilor ought not to sleep the whole night through, a man to whom the populace is entrusted, and who has many responsibilities.-- Homer

 
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  The novel we sit down to....
The novel we sit down to write, and the one we end up writing may be very different, just as the Jesus we grasp and the Jesus who grasps us may also differ.-- Madeleine L'Engle

 
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  I was in yoga the other....
I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that silence. 'Mama keeps whites bright like the sunlight, Mama's got the magic of Clorox 2.'-- Ellen DeGeneres

 
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  Do not be fooled into believing....
Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.-- Julius Rosenwald

 
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  Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of....
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Better hold the hand for coin,....
Better hold the hand for coin, though small, Than lose, for one half a dang, it all.-- Saadi

 
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  Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.-- Phaedrus....
Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.-- Phaedrus

 
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  When the political columnists say 'Every....
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.-- Franklin P. Adams

 
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  Children begin by loving their parents;....
Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  No man knows how bad he....
No man knows how bad he is till he has tried very hard to be good.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  I sing of arms and of....
I sing of arms and of the man, fated to be an exile.-- Virgil

 
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  Eventually, alas, I realized the main....
Eventually, alas, I realized the main purpose of buying cocaine is to run out of it.-- George Carlin

 
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  Youth cannot know how age thinks....
Youth cannot know how age thinks and feels. But old men are guilty if they forget what it was to be young.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  We succeed only as we identify....
We succeed only as we identify in life, or in war, or in anything else, a single overriding objective, and make all other considerations bend to that one objective.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  The animals of the planet are....
The animals of the planet are in desperate peril... Without free animal life I believe we will lose the spiritual equivalent of oxygen.-- Alice Walker

 
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  Indifference and neglect often do much....
Indifference and neglect often do much more damage than outright dislike.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  There was never a genius without....
There was never a genius without a tincture of madness.-- Aristotle

 
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  REQUIEM, n. A mass for the....
REQUIEM, n. A mass for the dead which the minor poets assure us the winds sing o'er the graves of their favorites. Sometimes, by way of providing a varied entertainment, they sing a dirge.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Keep thy religion to thyself.-- George....
Keep thy religion to thyself.-- George Carlin

 
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  'Tis better to be silent and....
'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  Spreading himself like a green bay....
Spreading himself like a green bay tree.-- Bible

 
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  If the automobile had followed the....
If the automobile had followed the same development cyclee as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."-- Robert X. Cringely

 
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  There's a fine line between fishing....
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.-- Steven Wright

 
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  One must fight for a life....
One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.-- Rita Mae Brown

 
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  Knowledge is like a garden; if....
Knowledge is like a garden; if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested.-- African Proverb

 
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  There comes a time when a....
There comes a time when a man must spit on his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  You may deceive all the people....
You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the people all the time, but not all the people all the time.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  The surest way to corrupt a....
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The right to vote is a....
The right to vote is a *consequence*, not a primary cause, of a free social system -- and its value depends on the constitutional structure implementing and strictly delimiting the voters' power; unlimited majority rule is an instance of the principle of tyranny.-- Ayn Rand

 
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  We make war that we may....
We make war that we may live in peace.-- Aristotle

 
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  What a piece of work is....
What a piece of work is a man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god!-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Surround yourself with only people who....
Surround yourself with only people who are going to lift you higher.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  Bring down my gray hairs with....
Bring down my gray hairs with sorrow to the grave.-- Bible

 
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  Poetry is the record of the....
Poetry is the record of the best and happiest moments of the happiest and best minds.-- Percy Bysshe Shelley

 
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  'To the complaint, 'There are no....
'To the complaint, 'There are no people in these photographs,' I respond, 'There are always two people: the photographer and the viewer.'-- Ansel Adams

 
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  If life were fair, Dan Quayle....
If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking 'Do you want fries with that?'-- John Cleese

 
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  I was in love with loving.--....
I was in love with loving.-- Saint Augustine

 
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  Never tell evil of a man,....
Never tell evil of a man, if you do not know it for certainty, and if you know it for a certainty, then ask yourself, 'Why should I tell it?'-- Johann K. Lavater

 
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  Of all the preposterous assumptions of....
Of all the preposterous assumptions of humanity over humanity, nothing exceeds most of the criticisms made on the habits of the poor by the well-housed, well- warmed, and well-fed.-- Herman Melville

 
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  There the wicked cease from troubling,....
There the wicked cease from troubling, and there the weary be at rest.-- Bible

 
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  Beauty? Let me tell you something....
Beauty? Let me tell you something - being thought of as 'a beautiful woman' has spared me nothing in life. No heartache, no trouble. Love has been difficult. Beauty is essentially meaningless and it is always transitory.-- Halle Berry

 
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  You have all the characteristics of....
You have all the characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.-- Aristophanes

 
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  We'll either hang together or we'll....
We'll either hang together or we'll hang separately.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  In the hearts and minds of....
In the hearts and minds of the people, the grapes of wrath were growing heavy for the vintage.-- John Steinbeck

 
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  Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done....
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.-- Anonymous

 
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  The basic tool for the manipulation....
The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.-- Philip K. Dick

 
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  In the middle of the journey....
In the middle of the journey of our life I came to myself within a dark wood where the straight way was lost.-- Dante Alighieri

 
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  To be healthy, wealthy, happy and....
To be healthy, wealthy, happy and successful in any and all areas of your life you need to be aware that you need to think healthy, wealthy, happy and successful thoughts twenty four hours a day and cancel all negative, destructive, fearful and unhappy thoughts. These two types of thought cannot coexist if you want to share in the abundance that surrounds us all.-- Sidney Madwed

 
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  All progress is based on a....
All progress is based on a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.-- Samuel Butler

 
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  What if everything is an illusion....
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.-- Woody Allen

 
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  I have not failed. I've just....
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.-- Thomas A. Edison

 
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  One who is too wise an....
One who is too wise an observer of the business of others, like one who is too curious in observing the labor of bees, will often be stung for his curiosity.-- Alexander Pope

 
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  Our greatest foes, and whom we....
Our greatest foes, and whom we must chiefly combat, are within.-- Miguel de Cervantes

 
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  There are three kinds of lies:....
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.-- Benjamin Disraeli

 
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  There are few sorrows in which....
There are few sorrows in which a good income is of no avail.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

 
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  Beauty is no quality in things....
Beauty is no quality in things themselves: it exists merely in the mind which contemplates them.-- David Hume

 
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  Avoid the crowd. Do your own....
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.-- Ralph Charell

 
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  Small minds are much distressed by....
Small minds are much distressed by little things. Great minds see them all but are not upset by them.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  In so far as the mind....
In so far as the mind is stronger than the body, so are the ills contracted by the mind more severe than those contracted by the body.-- Cicero

 
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  Remember that lost time does not....
Remember that lost time does not return.-- Thomas a Kempis

 
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  Philosophy is to the real world....
Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.-- Karl Marx

 
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  Patience serves as a protection against....
Patience serves as a protection against wrongs as clothes do against cold. For if you put on more clothes as the cold increases, it will have no power to hurt you. So in like manner you must grow in patience when you meet with great wrongs, and they will then be powerless to vex your mind.-- Leonardo da Vinci

 
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  INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of....
INJUSTICE, n. A burden which of all those that we load upon others and carry ourselves is lightest in the hands and heaviest upon the back.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You can't help someone get up....
You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself.-- H. Norman Schwarzkopf

 
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  I believe that a scientist looking....
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  The reason we all like to....
The reason we all like to think so well of others is that we are all afraid for ourselves. The basis of optimism is sheer terror.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  The play's the thing-- William_Shakespeare/" ....
The play's the thing-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  I have lost the half of....
I have lost the half of myself – a soul for which mine was made.-- Voltaire

 
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  Take the utmost trouble to find....
Take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then say it with the utmost levity.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  A joke's a very serious thing.--....
A joke's a very serious thing.--

 
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  Man does not live by words....
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

 
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  What's the point of worshipping a....
What's the point of worshipping a forgiving god if you're just gonna be good anyway?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The uncompromising attitude is more indicative....
The uncompromising attitude is more indicative of an inner uncertainty than a deep conviction. The implacable stand is directed more against the doubt within than the assailant without.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  To surrender to ignorance and call....
To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.-- Isaac Asimov

 
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  You begin saving the world by....
You begin saving the world by saving one man at a time; all else is grandiose romanticism or politics.-- Charles Bukowski

 
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  The woods are lovely, dark, and....
The woods are lovely, dark, and deep,--

 
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  Truth crushed to the earth is....
Truth crushed to the earth is truth still and like a seed will rise again.-- Jefferson Davis

 
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  You shall be free indeed when....
You shall be free indeed when your days are not without a care nor your nights without a want and a grief, But rather when these things girdle your life and yet you rise above them naked and unbound.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  How we spend our days is,....
How we spend our days is, of course, how we spend our lives.-- Annie Dillard

 
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  Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,--....
Excellent wretch! Perdition catch my soul,--

 
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  Fame lost its appeal for me....
Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door.-- Marlo Thomas

 
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  Nature is not cruel, pitiless, indifferent.....
Nature is not cruel, pitiless, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose.-- Richard Dawkins

 
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  All we know is still infinitely....
All we know is still infinitely less than all that remains unknown.-- William Harvey

 
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  The secret of dealing successfully with....
The secret of dealing successfully with a child is not to be its parent.-- Mel Lazarus

 
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  In men of the highest character....
In men of the highest character and noblest genius there is to be found an insatiable desire for honour, command, power, and glory.-- Cicero

 
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  Aim for success, not perfection. Never....
Aim for success, not perfection. Never give up your right to be wrong, because then you will lose the ability to learn new things and move forward with your life.-- Dr. David M. Burns

 
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  I am here for a purpose....
I am here for a purpose and that purpose is to grow into a mountain, not to shrink to a grain of sand. Henceforth will I apply ALL my efforts to become the highest mountain of all and I will strain my potential until it cries for mercy.-- Og Mandino

 
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  Say what you will about the....
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile!-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  Criticism alone can sever the root....
Criticism alone can sever the root of materialism, fatalism, atheism, free-thinking, fanaticism, and superstition, which can be injurious universally; as well as of idealism and skepticism, which are dangerous chiefly to the Schools, and hardly allow of being handed on to the public.-- Immanuel Kant

 
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  A fair request should be followed....
A fair request should be followed by the deed in silence.-- Dante Alighieri

 
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  Man is born free, but everywhere....
Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

 
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  Don't bother just to be better....
Don't bother just to be better than your contemporaries or predecessors. Try to be better than yourself.-- William Faulkner

 
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  Ideals are like stars. You will....
Ideals are like stars. You will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But, like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides and following them you will reach your destiny.-- Unknown

 
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  Never attribute to malice what can....
Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.-- Unknown

 
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  A sense of curiosity is nature's....
A sense of curiosity is nature's original school of education. -- Dr. Smiley Blanton

 
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  Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail.....
Marriage. It's like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides them to the future.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  Deeds, not stones, are the true....
Deeds, not stones, are the true monuments of the great.-- John L. Motley

 
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  Whoever is out of patience is....
Whoever is out of patience is out of possession of his soul. Men must not turn into bees, and kill themselves in stinging others.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Men have become the tools of....
Men have become the tools of their tools.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  All you umpires, back to the....
All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It's my game. I pitch, I hit, I catch. I run the bases. At sunset, I've won or lost. At sunrise, I'm out again, giving it the old try.-- Ray Bradbury

 
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  Humans live best when each has....
Humans live best when each has a place to stand, when each knows where he belongs in the scheme of things and what he may achieve. Destroy the place and you destroy the person.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  I have given two cousins to....
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.-- Artemus Ward

 
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  The human brain is a most....
The human brain is a most unusual instrument of elegant and as yet unknown capacity.-- Stuart Seaton

 
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  There are two possible outcomes: If....
There are two possible outcomes: If the result confirms the hypothesis, then you've made a measurement. If the result is contrary to the hypothesis, then you've made a discovery.-- Enrico Fermi

 
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  A bank is a place where....
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.-- Robert Frost

 
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  A large income is the best....
A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of.-- Jane Austen

 
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  I tell you the past is....
I tell you the past is a bucket of ashes.-- Carl Sandburg

 
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  I don't make jokes. I just....
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Funny business, a woman's career: the....
Funny business, a woman's career: the things you drop on the way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget you'll need them again when you get back to being a woman. It's one career all females have in common, whether we like it or not: being a woman. Sooner or later, we've got to work at it, no matter how many other careers we've had or wanted.-- Joseph L. Mankiewicz

 
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  Life has no rehearsals, only performances.--....
Life has no rehearsals, only performances.-- Unknown

 
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  Now faith is the substance of....
Now faith is the substance of things hoped' for, the evidence of things not seen.-- Bible

 
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  (Of Jesus): "A parish demogogue."-- Unknown....
(Of Jesus): "A parish demogogue."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Governments never learn. Only people learn.--....
Governments never learn. Only people learn.-- Milton Friedman

 
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  Live all you can; it's a....
Live all you can; it's a mistake not to. It doesn't so much matter what you do in particular, so long as you have your life. If you haven't had that what have you had?-- Henry James

 
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  A moment's insight is sometimes worth....
A moment's insight is sometimes worth a lifetime's experience.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  Silence propagates itself, and the longer....
Silence propagates itself, and the longer talk has been suspended, the more difficult it is to find anything to say.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  I have already given two cousins....
I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.-- Artemus Ward

 
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  The fool doth think he is....
The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Be gentle with the young.-- Juvenal....
Be gentle with the young.-- Juvenal

 
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  Time sneaks up on you like....
Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.-- John Lithgow

 
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  Something unknown is doing we don't....
Something unknown is doing we don't know what.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

 
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  CANNON, n. An instrument employed in....
CANNON, n. An instrument employed in the rectification of national boundaries.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You'll be hearing from my lawyer....
You'll be hearing from my lawyer as soon as he graduates from law school!-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Soldiers who are not afraid of....
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons.-- anonymous

 
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  The danger is not that a....
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class is unfit to govern.-- Lord Acton

 
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  Gratitude is our most direct line....
Gratitude is our most direct line to God and the angels. If we take the time, no matter how crazy and troubled we feel, we can find something to be thankful for. -- Terry Lynn Taylor

 
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  Where facts are few, experts are....
Where facts are few, experts are many.-- Donald R. Gannon

 
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  Prosperity is no just scale; adversity....
Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends.-- Plutarch

 
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  For in all legends men have....
For in all legends men have thought of women as sublime separately but horrible in a herd.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  When a dog acts viciously we....
When a dog acts viciously we assume the reason is poor treatment and training by its owner. When a person acts criminally we look for the explanation in his brain, blood, and urine. When will psychiatrists begin testifying to the incompetence of schizophrenic pit bulls?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Sometimes the most urgent and vital....
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a complete rest.-- Unknown

 
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  A lie travels farther than the....
A lie travels farther than the truth. -- Irish Proverb

 
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  If we were not all so....
If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would be able to endure it.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

 
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  It was enough to make a....
It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Whenever evil befalls us, we ought....
Whenever evil befalls us, we ought to ask ourselves, after the first suffering, how we can turn it into good. So shall we take occasion, from one bitter root, to raise perhaps many flowers.-- Leigh Hunt

 
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  Housework can't kill you, but why....
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?-- Phyllis Diller

 
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  Tomorrow is the most important thing....
Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday.-- John Wayne

 
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  Destiny is but a phrase of....
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the other.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

 
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