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  People who are always making allowances....
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People who are always making allowances for themselves soon go bankrupt.-- Mary Pettibone Poole

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  Never again clutter your days or....
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Never again clutter your days or nights with so many menial and unimportant things that you have no time to accept a real challenge when it comes along. This applies to play as well as work. A day merely survived is no cause for celebration. You are not here to fritter away your precious hours when you have the ability to accomplish so much by making a slight change in your routine. No more busy work. No more hiding from success. Leave time, leave space, to grow. Now. Now! Not tomorrow!-- Og Mandino

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  Water is the most neglected nutrient....
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Water is the most neglected nutrient in your diet but one of the most vital.-- Kelly Barton

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  At sunrise everything is luminous but....
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At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear." It is those we live with and love and should know who elude us." You can love completely without complete understanding.-- Norman Maclean

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  Learn to bear bravely changes of....
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Learn to bear bravely changes of fortune.-- Cleobulus

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  I do not know what I....
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I do not know what I may appear to the world; but to myself I seem to have been only like a boy playing on the seashore, and diverting myself in now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me.-- Isaac Newton

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  Give me the luxuries of life....
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Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  I have never in my life....
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I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.-- Dudley Field Malone

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  Before you beat a child, be....
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Before you beat a child, be sure yourself are not the cause of the offense.-- Austin O'Malley

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  Quickly, bring me a beaker of....
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Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.-- Aristophanes

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  Nobody outside of a baby carriage....
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Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.-- Lillian Hellman

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  I never feel age...If you have....
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I never feel age...If you have creative work, you don't have age or time.-- Louise Nevelson

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  Our great democracies still tend to....
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Our great democracies still tend to think that a stupid man is more likely to be honest than a clever man.-- Bertrand Russell

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  It is just the little touches....
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It is just the little touches after the average man would quit that make the master's fame.-- Orison Swett Marden

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  No amount of artificial reinforcement can....
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No amount of artificial reinforcement can offset the natural inequalities of human individuals.-- Henry P. Fairchild

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  Let us grant that the pursuit....
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Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness....
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Idleness is not doing nothing. Idleness is being free to do anything.-- Floyd Dell

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  Death is not extinguishing the light;....
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Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the dawn has come.-- Rabindranath Tagore

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  How beautiful maleness is, if it....
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How beautiful maleness is, if it finds its right expression.-- D. H. Lawrence

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  The present is a rope stretched....
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The present is a rope stretched over the past. The secret to walking it is, you never look down.-- Sean Stewart

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  Their understanding-- ....
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  No matter how old you are,....
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No matter how old you are, there's always something good to look forward to.-- Lynn Johnston

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  O why was I born with....
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O why was I born with a different face?-- William Blake 1803

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  Whatever you are, be a good....
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Whatever you are, be a good one.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Foolish men imagine that because judgment....
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Foolish men imagine that because judgment for an evil thing is delayed, there is no justice; but only accident here below. Judgment for an evil thing is many times delayed some day or two, some century or two, but it is sure as life, it is sure as death.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  Indecision may or may not be....
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Indecision may or may not be my problem.-- Jimmy Buffett

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  Bad spellers of the world, untie!--....
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!-- Graffito

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  I've grown certain that the root....
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I've grown certain that the root of all fear is that we've been forced to deny who we are.-- Frances Moore Lappe

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  Cockroaches and socialites are the only....
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Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.-- Herb Caen

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  California is a fine place to....
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California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange.-- Fred Allen

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  il faut laisser du temps au....
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il faut laisser du temps au temps -- Francois Mitterand

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  Oh! Do not attack me with....
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Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch.-- Jane Austen

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  Each day provides its own gifts.....
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Each day provides its own gifts. -- American Proverb

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  There is no wisdom without love.--....
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There is no wisdom without love.-- N. Sri Ram

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  Who so loves believes the impossible.--....
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Who so loves believes the impossible.-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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  The modern conservative is engaged in....
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The modern conservative is engaged in one of man's oldest exercises in moral philosophy; that is, the search for a superior moral justification for selfishness.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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  Fashion is for people who don't....
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Fashion is for people who don't know who they are.-- Quentin Crisp

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  A silent mouth is sweet to....
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A silent mouth is sweet to hear. -- Irish Proverb

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  Problems are only opportunities in work....
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Problems are only opportunities in work clothes.-- Henry J. Kaiser

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  HERS, pron. His.-- Ambrose Bierce ....
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HERS, pron. His.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People don't have to like or....
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People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.-- Ruben Studdard

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  Experience is one thing you can't....
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Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.-- Oscar Wilde

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  The right to be heard does....
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The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously.-- Hubert H. Humphrey

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  RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another....
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RIBALDRY, n. Censorious language by another concerning oneself.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The truth that makes men free....
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The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.-- Herbert Agar

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  Of all forms of tyranny the....
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Of all forms of tyranny the least attractive and the most vulgar is the tyranny of mere wealth, the tyranny of plutocracy.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  Americans never quit.-- General Douglas Macarthur....
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Americans never quit.-- General Douglas Macarthur

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  He knows nothing; and he thinks....
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  It is the sign of a....
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It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.-- Seneca

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  If Edison had a needle to....
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If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety per cent of his labor.-- Nikola Tesla

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  All the things I really like....
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All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.-- Alexander Woollcott

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  Genuine goodness is threatening to those....
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Genuine goodness is threatening to those at the opposite end of the moral spectrum.-- Charles Spencer

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  If you go in for argument,....
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If you go in for argument, take care of your temper. Your logic, if you have any, will take care of itself.-- Joseph Farrell

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  Marriage is not merely sharing the....
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Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.-- Calvin Trillin

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  The rich are the scum of....
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The rich are the scum of the earth in every country.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Reading musses up my mind.-- Henry....
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Reading musses up my mind.-- Henry Ford

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  Justice Marshall has made his decision.....
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Justice Marshall has made his decision. Let him enforce it.-- Andrew Jackson

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  Every time I paint a portrait....
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Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend.-- John Singer Sargent

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  Philosophy teaches us to bear with....
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Philosophy teaches us to bear with equanimity the misfortunes of others.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Our constitution works. Our great republic....
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Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.-- Gerald R. Ford

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  In these days, a man who....
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In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  I muse with the greatest affection....
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I muse with the greatest affection on every flower I have known from my infancy - their shapes and colours are as new to me as if I had just created them with a superhuman fancy - It is because they are connected with the most thoughtless and happiest moments of our lives.-- John Keats

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  I don't believe man is woman's....
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I don't believe man is woman's natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is.-- Shana Alexander

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  The changes in the human condition....
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The changes in the human condition are uncertain and frequent. Many, on whom fortune has bestowed her favours, may trace their family to a more unprosperous station; and many who are now in obscurity, may look back upon the affluence and exalted rank of their ancestors.-- Alexander Hamilton

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  Would you please shut up and....
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Would you please shut up and sit down!-- George Bush

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  No entertainment is so cheap as....
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No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

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  Someone's boring me. I think it's....
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Someone's boring me. I think it's me.-- Dylan Thomas

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  The minute you settle for less....
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The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.-- Maureen Dowd

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  The foolish man seeks happiness in....
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The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.-- James Oppenheim

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  The petty economies of the rich....
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The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.-- William Feather

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  The troublesome ones in a family....
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The troublesome ones in a family are usually either the wits or the idiots.-- George Eliot

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  Sometimes a slow gradual approach does....
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Sometimes a slow gradual approach does more good than a large gesture.-- Craig Newmark

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  Choose your pleasures for yourself, and....
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Choose your pleasures for yourself, and do not let them be imposed upon you. -- Lord Chesterfield

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  Anyone who's ever significantly changed the....
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Anyone who's ever significantly changed the course of humanity has either been a Crackpot, a Heretic, or a Dissident. In the case of Albert Einstein, he was all three!-- Carl Sagan

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  Those who dream by day are....
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Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  An expert is a person who....
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An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.-- Niels Bohr

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  Animation can explain whatever the mind....
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Animation can explain whatever the mind of man can conceive.-- Walt Disney

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  At any rate, I am convinced....
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At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice.-- Albert Einstein

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  I like pigs. Dogs look up....
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.--....
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INDISCRETION, n. The guilt of woman.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Women are the only oppressed group....
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Women are the only oppressed group in our society that lives in intimate association with their opressors.-- Evelyn Cunningham

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  Politics is the art of looking....
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.-- Ernest Benn

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  Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing....
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Nothing ever fatigues me, but doing what I do not like.-- Jane Austen

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  The only queer people are those....
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The only queer people are those who don't love anybody.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  If you talk to God, you....
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If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.-- Thomas Szasz

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  Oh, give us the man who....
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Oh, give us the man who sings at his work.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  The whole world is a man's....
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The whole world is a man's birthplace.-- Caecilius Statius

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  A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an....
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A self-balancing, 28-jointed adaptor-based biped; an electro-chemical reduction plant, integral with segregated stowages of special energy extracts in storage batteries, for subsequent actuation of thousands of hydraulic and pneumatic pumps, with motors attached; 62,000 miles of capillaries....-- R. Buckminster Fuller

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  The strictest law often causes the....
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The strictest law often causes the most serious wrong.-- Cicero

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  My life has no purpose, no....
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My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?-- Charles M. Schulz

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  The people who are the most....
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The people who are the most bigoted are the people who have no convictions at all. -- G. K. Chesterton

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  We have so much time and....
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.-- Roald Dahl

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  Californians invented the concept of life-style.....
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Californians invented the concept of life-style. This alone warrants their doom.-- Don DeLillo

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  Neither have they hearts to stay.....
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Neither have they hearts to stay. Nor wit enough to run away. -- Samuel Butler

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  We all know that art is....
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We all know that art is not the truth, art is a lie that makes us realize the truth.-- Pablo Picasso

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  Works of imagination should be written....
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Works of imagination should be written in very plain language; the more purely imaginative they are the more necessary it is to be plain.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Time is: Too slow for those....
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Time is: Too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear.-- Henry van Dyke

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  Wise men have more to learn....
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Wise men have more to learn of fools than fools of wise men.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  CURSE, v.t. Energetically to belabor with....
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CURSE, v.t. Energetically to belabor with a verbal slap-stick. This is an operation which in literature, particularly in the drama, is commonly fatal to the victim. Nevertheless, the liability to a cursing is a risk that cuts but a small figure in fixing the rates of life insurance.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A man without ambition is dead.....
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A man without ambition is dead. A man with ambition but no love is dead. A man with ambition and love for his blessings here on earth is ever so alive. Having been alive, it won't be so hard in the end to lie down and rest.-- Pearl Bailey

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  ABSCOND, v.i. To "move in a....
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ABSCOND, v.i. To "move in a mysterious way," commonly with the property of another. Spring beckons! All things to the call respond;--

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  RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that....
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RIGHTEOUSNESS, n. A sturdy virtue that was once found among the Pantidoodles inhabiting the lower part of the peninsula of Oque. Some feeble attempts were made by returned missionaries to introduce it into several European countries, but it appears to have been imperfectly expounded. An example of this faulty exposition is found in the only extant sermon of the pious Bishop Rowley, a characteristic passage from which is here given:--

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  A sound mind in a sound....
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A sound mind in a sound body is a short but full description of a happy state in this world.-- John Locke

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  Most men do not mature, they....
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Most men do not mature, they simply grow taller.-- Leo Rosten

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  A business that makes nothing but....
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A business that makes nothing but money is a poor kind of business.-- Henry Ford

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  I am not an Economist. I....
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I am not an Economist. I am an honest man!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  And oftentimes, to win us to....
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  LOOKING-GLASS, n. A vitreous plane upon....
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LOOKING-GLASS, n. A vitreous plane upon which to display a fleeting show for man's disillusion given.--

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  All sins are attempts to fill....
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All sins are attempts to fill voids.-- Simone Weil

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  Talking perceptions, people. Do we really....
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Talking perceptions, people. Do we really see each other for what we really are, or do we just see what we want to see, the image distorted by our own personal lenses? I lost someone today and the funny thing is, I don't even know who she was.-- Jeff Melvoin

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  There's only one way to succeed....
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There's only one way to succeed in anything, and that is to give it everything. I do, and I demand that my players do.-- Vince Lombardi

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  Grieve not that I die young.....
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Grieve not that I die young. Is it not well To pass away ere life hath lost its brightness?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We live as we dream -....
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We live as we dream - alone.-- Joseph Conrad

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  Actors search for rejection. If they....
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Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.-- Charlie Chaplin

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  DAY, n. A period of twenty-four....
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DAY, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. This period is divided into two parts, the day proper and the night, or day improper -- the former devoted to sins of business, the latter consecrated to the other sort. These two kinds of social activity overlap.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Nature has a great simplicity and....
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Nature has a great simplicity and therefore a great beauty.-- Richard Feynman

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  What the superior man seeks is....
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What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others. -- Confucius

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  Never continue in a job you....
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.-- Johnny Carson

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  Philosophy is the highest music.-- Plato....
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Philosophy is the highest music.-- Plato

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  Whatever you do, do it to....
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Whatever you do, do it to the purpose; do it thoroughly, not superficially. Go to the bottom of things. Any thing half done, or half known, is in my mind, neither done nor known at all. Nay, worse, for it often misleads.-- Lord Chesterfield

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  The best index to a person's....
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The best index to a person's character is--

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  Time has laid its healing hand....
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Time has laid its healing hand upon the wound when we can look back at the the pain we once fainted under, and no bitterness or despair arises in our heart.-- Jerome K. Jerome

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  Happiness depends upon ourselves.-- Aristotle ....
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Happiness depends upon ourselves.-- Aristotle

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  What man does not understand, he....
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What man does not understand, he fears; and what he fears, he tends to destroy.-- Unknown

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  There is nothing capricious in nature....
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There is nothing capricious in nature and the implanting of a desire indicates that its gratification is in the constitution of the creature that feel it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Everything is vague to a degree....
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Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried to make it precise.-- Bertrand Russell

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  To err is human, but is....
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To err is human, but is feels divine.-- Mae West

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  Being in a minority, even a....
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Being in a minority, even a minority of one, did not make you mad.-- George Orwell

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  It is not the rich man....
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It is not the rich man you should properly call happy, but him who knows how to use with wisdom the blessings of the gods, to endure hard poverty, and who fears dishonor worse than death, and is not afraid to die for cherished friends or fatherland.-- Horace

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  The toughest thing about success is....
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The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. Talent is only a starting point in this business. You've got to keep on working that talent. Someday I'll reach for it and it won't be there.-- Irving Berlin

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  At the end of our time....
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At the end of our time on earth, if we have lived fully, we will not be able to say, "I was always happy". Hopefully we will be able to say, "I have experienced a lifetime of real moments, and many of them were happy moments."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  AGE, n. That period of life....
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AGE, n. That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we have no longer the enterprise to commit.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The use of force alone is....
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The use of force alone is but temporary. It may subdue for a moment; but it does not remove the necessity of subduing again: and a nation is not governed, which is perpetually to be conquered.-- Gelett Burgess

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  He who cannot forgive others breaks....
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He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself.-- George Herbert

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  There is so much good in....
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There is so much good in the worst of us,--

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  Giving is a necessity sometimes... more....
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Giving is a necessity sometimes... more urgent, indeed, than having.-- Margaret Lee Runbeck

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  One thing life has taught me:....
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One thing life has taught me: if you are interested, you never have to look for new interests. They come to you. When you are genuinely interested in one thing, it will always lead to something else.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  In the courtroom of the conscience,....
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In the courtroom of the conscience, a case is always in progress.-- Dutch Proverb

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  The undertaking of a new action....
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The undertaking of a new action brings new strength.-- Evenius

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  It's a dangerous business going out....
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It's a dangerous business going out your front door.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  How many pessimists end up by....
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How many pessimists end up by desiring the things they fear, in order to prove that they are right?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water....
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Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.-- Leonardo da Vinci

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  Small opportunities are often the beginning....
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Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.-- Demosthenes

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  Pale Death with impartial tread beats....
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Pale Death with impartial tread beats at the poor man's cottage door and at the palaces of kings.-- Horace

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  Let us hope that we are....
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Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.-- Don Snyder

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  I'm going to stay in show....
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I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the last one left.-- George Burns

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  Beauty is a form of genius--is....
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Beauty is a form of genius--is higher, indeed, than genius, as it needs no explanation. It is of the great facts in the world like sunlight, or springtime, or the reflection in dark water of that silver shell we call the moon.-- Oscar Wilde

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  The best argument against democracy is....
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The best argument against democracy is a five minute talk with the average voter.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Nothing in all the world is....
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Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  A small rock holds back a....
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A small rock holds back a great wave.-- Homer

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  Our cause is noble; it is....
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Our cause is noble; it is the cause of mankind! -- George Washington

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  Love is that splendid triggering of....
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Love is that splendid triggering of human vitality... the supreme activity which nature affords anyone for going out of himself toward someone else.-- Jose Ortega y Gasset

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  The man who suffers from a....
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The man who suffers from a sense of sin is suffering from a particular kind of self-love. In all this vast universe the thing that appears to him of most importance is that he himself should be virtuous. It is a grave defect in certain forms of traditional religion that they have encouraged this particular kind of self-absorption.-- Bertrand Russell

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  When you have a child, the....
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When you have a child, the world has a hostage.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  Let him think I am more....
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Let him think I am more man than I am and I will be so.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  The highest use of capital is....
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The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the betterment of life.-- Henry Ford

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  Wisdom is not finally tested in....
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Wisdom is not finally tested in the schools, Wisdom cannot be pass'd from one having it to another not having it, Wisdom is of the soul, is not susceptible of proof, is its own proof.-- Walt Whitman

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  There must be quite a few....
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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.-- Sylvia Plath

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  Judgement, not passion should prevail.-- Epicharmus....
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Judgement, not passion should prevail.-- Epicharmus

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  The first and great commandment is:....
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The first and great commandment is: Don't let them scare you.-- Elmer Davis

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  Our passions are like convulsion fits,....
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Our passions are like convulsion fits, which, though they make us stronger for a time, leave us the weaker ever after.-- Alexander Pope

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  Those who are too smart to....
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Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.-- Plato

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  Behold, now is the accepted time,--....
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Behold, now is the accepted time,-- Bible

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  The only time some fellows are....
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The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they've been indicted.-- Kin Hubbard

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  Somebody has to do something, and....
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Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.-- Jerry Garcia

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  A poet must need be before....
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A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.-- James Russell Lowell

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  I have the consolation of having....
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I have the consolation of having added nothing to my private fortune during my public service, and of retiring with hands clean as they are empty.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  How ridiculous and unrealistic is the....
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How ridiculous and unrealistic is the man who is astonished at anything that happens in life.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  You see what power is -....
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You see what power is - holding someone else's fear in your hand and showing it to them!-- Amy Tan

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  Some people did what their neighbors....
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Some people did what their neighbors did so that if any lunatics were at large, one might know and avoid them.-- George Eliot

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  The soul of this man is....
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The soul of this man is in his clothes.-- William Shakespeare

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  When you encounter seemingly good advice....
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When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.-- Al Franken

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  The fact that man knows right....
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The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.-- Mark Twain

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  I repeat that sin, man's self-violation....
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I repeat that sin, man's self-violation par excellence, was invented purely inorder to make science, culture, and every elevation and ennobling of man impossible; the priest rules by the invention of sin.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Miracles: You do not have to....
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Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24-7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world...-- Hugh Elliott

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  When the people find that they....
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When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic. Sell not liberty to purchase power.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  We call them dumb animals, and....
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We call them dumb animals, and so they are, for they cannot tell us how they feel, but they do not suffer less because they have no words.-- Anna Sewell

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  Though I am not naturally honest,....
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Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.-- William Shakespeare

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  A mind, like a home, is....
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A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner, so if one's life is cold and bare he can blame none but himself.-- Louis L'Amour

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  Apathy isn’t it. We can do....
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Apathy isn't it. We can do something. So flower power didn't work. So what. We start again.-- John Lennon

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  On Thanksgiving Day all over America,....
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On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same moment - halftime.-- Unknown

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  To look backward for a while....
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To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it the more fit for its prime function of looking forward.-- Margaret Fairless Barber

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  There is nothing worse then a....
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There is nothing worse then a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.-- Ansel Adams

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  TRUST, n. In American politics, a....
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TRUST, n. In American politics, a large corporation composed in greater part of thrifty working men, widows of small means, orphans in the care of guardians and the courts, with many similar malefactors and public enemies.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  For you to be successful, sacrifices....
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For you to be successful, sacrifices must be made. It's better that they are made by others but failing that, you'll have to make them yourself.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
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[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

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  Honesty is the first chapter of....
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Honesty is the first chapter of the book of wisdom.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Conspicuous by its absence.-- John Russell....
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Conspicuous by its absence.-- John Russell

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  Creationists make it sound as though....
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.-- Isaac Asimov

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  Orthodoxy means not thinking - not....
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Orthodoxy means not thinking - not needing to think. Orthodoxy is unconsciousness.-- George Orwell

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  At night always carry in your....
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At night always carry in your heart something from Holy Scriptures to bed with you, meditate upon it like a ruminant animal, and go softly to sleep; but this must not be too much, rather a little that may be well pondered and understood, that you may find a remnant of it in your mind when you rise in the morning.-- Martin Luther

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  It is no use walking anywhere....
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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.-- Saint Francis Of Assisi

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  Be generous, be delicate, and always....
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Be generous, be delicate, and always pursue the prize.-- Henry James

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  The strongest man in the world....
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The strongest man in the world is the man who stands alone.-- Thomas H. Huxley

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  Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing....
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Doubtless criticism was originally benignant, pointing out the beauties of a work rather that its defects. The passions of men have made it malignant, as a bad heart of Procrustes turned the bed, the symbol of repose, into an instrument of torture.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  It is easier to love humanity....
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It is easier to love humanity as a whole that to love one's neighbor.-- Eric Hoffer

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  The teacher must derive not only....
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The teacher must derive not only the capacity, but the desire, to observe natural phenomena. The teacher must understand and feel her position of observer: the activity must lie in the phenomenon.-- Maria Montessori

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  A pessimist sees the difficulty in....
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A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; -- Winston Churchill

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  Never explain--your friends do not need....
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Never explain--your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  PERSEVERANCE, n. A lowly virtue whereby....
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PERSEVERANCE, n. A lowly virtue whereby mediocrity achieves an inglorious success.--


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  If people aren't going to talk....
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If people aren't going to talk about your product, then it's not good enough.-- Jeffrey Kalmikoff

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  It sure does, Ben, it definitely....
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It sure does, Ben, it definitely does...this is definite...it specifically clearly, unequivocally says that Russia and other countries will enter into war and God will destroy Russia through earthquakes, volcanoes...-- Pat Robertson

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  A good marriage is one which....
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A good marriage is one which allows for change and growth in the individuals and in the way they express their love.-- Pearl Buck

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  To my mind, to kill in....
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To my mind, to kill in war is not a whit better than to commit ordinary murder.-- Albert Einstein

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  The fact that when we die....
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The fact that when we die we are nothing more than worm meat---I just don't think about it.-- Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

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  The day is for honest men,....
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The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.-- Euripides

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  As long as people will accept....
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As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it.-- Dick Cavett

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  To be persuasive, we must be....
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To be persuasive, we must be believable; to be believable we must be credible; to be credible, we must be truthful.-- Edward R. Murrow

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  Politics is the art of preventing....
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Politics is the art of preventing people from sticking their noses in things that are properly their business.-- Paul Valéry

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  Greatness is great power, producing great....
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Greatness is great power, producing great effects. It is not enough that a man has great power in himself, he must shew it to all the world in a way that cannot be hid or gainsaid.-- William Hazlitt

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  When I was a boy I....
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When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I'm beginning to believe it.-- Clarence Darrow

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  Virtue is more to man than....
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Virtue is more to man than either water or fire. I have seen men die from treading on water and fire, but I have never seen a man die from treading the course of virtue.-- Confucius

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  A lie can travel halfway round....
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A lie can travel halfway round the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.-- Mark Twain

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  I came into this world, not....
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I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The reason we have two ears....
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may hear more and speak less.-- Zeno

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  Curiosity in children, is but an....
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Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. One great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected.-- John Locke

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  Gentility is what is left over....
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Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone.-- John Ciardi

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  Whenever I dwell for any length....
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Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's characters.-- Margaret Halsey

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  There's a great woman behind every....
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There's a great woman behind every idiot.-- John Lennon

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  The public is wonderfully tolerant. It....
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The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Affection cannot be manufactored or regulated....
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Affection cannot be manufactored or regulated by law. If one has no affection for a person or a system, one should be free to give the fullest expression to his disaffection, so long as he does not contemplate, promote, or incite to violence.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  You don't pay back your parents.....
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You don't pay back your parents. You can't. The debt you owe them gets collected by your children, who hand it down in turn. It's a sort of entailment. Or if you don't have children of the body, it's left as a debt to your common humanity. Or to your God, if you possess or are possessed by one.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  I found one day in school....
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I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill- treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied: 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies; that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race.-- Bertrand Russell

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  What would you attempt to do....
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What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?-- Dr. Robert Schuller

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  It is a consolation to the....
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It is a consolation to the wretched to have companions in misery.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Politics is applesauce.-- Will Rogers ....
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Politics is applesauce.-- Will Rogers

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  With time and patience the mulberry....
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With time and patience the mulberry leaf becomes a silk gown.-- Chinese proverb

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  Nobody talks so constantly about God....
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Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.-- Heywood Broun

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  Living in a vacuum sucks.-- Adrienne....
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Living in a vacuum sucks.-- Adrienne E. Gusoff

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The tradition of all the dead generations weighs like a nightmare on the brain of the living.-- Karl Marx

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  It is [the] belief in absolutes,....
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It is [the] belief in absolutes, I would hazard, that is the great enemy today of the life of the mind. This may seem a rash proposition. The fashion of the time is to denounce relativism as the root of all evil. But history suggests that the damage done to humanity by the relativist is far less than the damage done by the absolutist - by the fellow who, as Mr. Dooley once put it, "does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He only knew th' facts in th' case."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The biases the media has are....
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal. They're about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.-- Al Franken

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  A compliment is a gift, not....
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A compliment is a gift, not to be thrown away carelessly, unless you want to hurt the giver.-- Eleanor Hamilton

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  Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think....
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Self-importance is our greatest enemy. Think about it - what weakens us is feeling offended by the deeds and misdeeds of our fellowmen. Our self-importance requires that we spend most of our lives offended by someone.-- Carlos Castaneda

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  A friend in power is a....
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A friend in power is a friend lost. -- Henry Adams

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  Go Confidently in the direction of....
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Go Confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you've imagined.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  USAGE, n. The First Person of....
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USAGE, n. The First Person of the literary Trinity, the Second and Third being Custom and Conventionality. Imbued with a decent reverence for this Holy Triad an industrious writer may hope to produce books that will live as long as the fashion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  What will a child learn sooner....
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What will a child learn sooner than a song?-- Alexander Pope

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ACQUAINTANCE, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to. A degree of friendship called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  All human actions have one or....
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire.-- Aristotle

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  A hero is no braver than....
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five minutes longer. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  EPITAPH, n. An inscription on a....
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EPITAPH, n. An inscription on a tomb, showing that virtues acquired by death have a retroactive effect. Following is a touching example:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Science may have found a cure....
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Science may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings.-- Helen Keller

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  To do nothing is sometimes a....
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To do nothing is sometimes a good remedy.-- Hippocrates

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  Education's purpose is to replace an....
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Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.-- Malcolm Forbes

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  Donuts. Is there anything they can't....
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?-- Matt Groening

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  The public is a ferocious beast....
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The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it.-- Voltaire

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  A scout troop consists of twelve....
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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.-- Jack Benny

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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
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[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

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  There are some men who lift....
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There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.-- Maxwell Anderson

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  Real programmers can write assembly code....
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Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)--

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  I love deadlines. I like the....
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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.-- Douglas Adams

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  Its better to know some of....
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Its better to know some of the questions, than all of the answers.-- James Thurber

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  Good judgment comes from experience, and....
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Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.-- Barry LePatner

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  My friend is one... who take....
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My friend is one... who take me for what I am.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Religion is about turning untested belief....
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Religion is about turning untested belief into unshakeable truth through the power of institutions and the passage of time.-- Richard Dawkins

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  The man who stops making new....
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The man who stops making new friends eventually will have none.-- James Boswell

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  Some people feel the rain. Others....
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Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.-- Bob Dylan

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  RACK, n. An argumentative implement formerly....
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RACK, n. An argumentative implement formerly much used in persuading devotees of a false faith to embrace the living truth. As a call to the unconverted the rack never had any particular efficacy, and is now held in light popular esteem.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  One can survive everything, nowadays, except....
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One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.-- Oscar Wilde

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  An idealist is a person who....
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An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.-- Henry Ford

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  It's not vanity to know your....
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It's not vanity to know your own good points. It would just be stupidity if you didn't; It's only vanity when you get puffed up about them.-- L. M. Montgomery

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  The point of living and of....
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The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come.-- Peter Ustinov

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  Good night, good night! parting is....
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Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow, -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  What is the matter with the....
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What is the matter with the poor is poverty; what is the matter with the rich is uselessness.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Some men storm imaginary Alps all....
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Some men storm imaginary Alps all their lives and die in the foothills cursing difficulties which do not exist.-- Edgar Watson Howe

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  To be intelligent is to be....
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To be intelligent is to be open-minded, active, memoried, and persistently experimental.-- Leopold Stein

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  History will be kind to me....
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History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  I am no more humble than....
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I am no more humble than my talents require.-- Oscar Levant

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  PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency.--....
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PREDICAMENT, n. The wage of consistency.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Our security is assured by our....
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Our security is assured by our perseverance and by our sure belief in the success of liberty.-- George W. Bush

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  Life is a risk.-- Diane Von....
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Life is a risk.-- Diane Von Furstenberg

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  I used to be Snow White....
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I used to be Snow White -- but I drifted.-- Mae West

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  While thou livest keep a good....
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While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.-- William Shakespeare

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  As far as we can discern,....
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light of meaning in the darkness of mere being.-- Carl Jung

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  No animal should ever jump up....
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  Take calculated risks. That is quite....
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Take calculated risks. That is quite different from being rash.-- George S. Patton

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  The discovery of America was the....
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The discovery of America was the occasion of the greatest outburst of cruelty and reckless greed known in history.-- Joseph Conrad

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  I cordially dislike allegory in all....
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I cordially dislike allegory in all its manifestations, and always have done since I grew old and wary enough to detect its presence.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  It takes a very unusual mind....
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It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  The mind of man is like....
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The mind of man is like a clock that is always running down, and requires to be constantly wound up.-- William Hazlitt

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  If you treat an individual as....
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If you treat an individual as he is, he will remain as he is. But if you treat him as if he were what he ought to be and could be, he will become what he ought and could be.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  After you've been in a place....
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After you've been in a place for a while, everything starts to look... I won't say better, there's no need to go to extremes...but your everyday life does start to become...familiar.-- David Assael

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  I bought a cactus. A week....
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I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.-- Demetri Martin

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  But unto you that fear my....
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But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings.-- Bible

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  I am not one who was....
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I am not one who was born in the possession of knowledge; I am one who is fond of antiquity, and earnest in seeking it there.-- Confucius

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  The lure of the distant and....
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The lure of the distant and the difficult is deceptive. The great opportunity is where you are.-- John Burroughs

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  Let us not look back in....
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Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awareness.-- James Thurber

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  Givers have to set limits because....
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Givers have to set limits because takers rarely do.-- Irma Kurtz

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  Aren’t used to rat-free outfield-- David....
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Aren't used to rat-free outfield-- David Letterman

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  Think for yourselves and let others....
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.-- Voltaire

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  The thing women have yet to....
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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.-- Roseanne Barr

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  Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and....
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Every pilot needs a co-pilot, and let me tell you, it is awful nice to have someone sitting there beside you, especially when you hit some bumpy air.-- Eric Wald

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  Religion is an illusion, and it....
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Religion is an illusion, and it derives its strength from its readiness to fit in with our instinctual wishful impulses.-- Sigmund Freud

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  The dread of evil is a....
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The dread of evil is a much more forcible principle of human actions than the prospect of good.-- John Locke

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  We are all born with wonderful....
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We are all born with wonderful gifts. We use these gifts to express ourselves, to amuse, to strengthen, and to communicate. We begin as children to explore and develop our talents, often unaware that we are unique, that not everyone can do what we're doing!-- Lynn Johnston

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  At Christmas play and make good....
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At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year. -- Thomas Tusser

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  ...chief proof of man's real greatness....
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...chief proof of man's real greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  To conclude, all other living creatures....
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To conclude, all other living creatures live orderly and well, after their own kind: we see them flock and gather together, and ready to make head and stand against all others of a contrary kind: the lions as fell and savage as they be, fight not with one another: serpents sting not serpents, nor bite one another with their venomous teeth: nay the very monsters and huge fishes of the sea, war not amongst themselves in their own kind: but believe me, man at man's hand receiveth most harm and mischief.-- Pliny The Elder

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  Things that are holy are revealed....
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Things that are holy are revealed only to men who are holy.-- Hippocrates

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  He was a wise man who....
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He was a wise man who invented God.-- Plato

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  A poet's hope: to be,-- ....
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A poet's hope: to be,--

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  Could we change our attitude, we....
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Could we change our attitude, we should not only see life differently, but life itself would come to be different. Life would undergo a change of appearance because we ourselves had undergone a change in attitude.-- Katherine Mansfield

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