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  Illusions are art, for the feeling....
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Illusions are art, for the feeling person, and it is by art that you live, if you do.-- Elizabeth Bowen

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  I believe that uncertainty is really....
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I believe that uncertainty is really my spirit's way of whispering, "I'm in flux. I can't decide for you. Something is off-balance here."-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Love is a canvas furnished by....
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Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.-- Voltaire

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  It is a sad fact that....
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It is a sad fact that 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the other half end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Only as you do know yourself....
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Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.-- Bernard M. Baruch

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  Art does not reproduce the visible;....
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Art does not reproduce the visible; rather, it makes visible.-- Paul Klee

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  It's because somebody knows something about....
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It's because somebody knows something about it that we can't talk about physics. It's the things that nobody knows anything about we can discuss.-- Richard Feynman

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  Every great advance in natural knowledge....
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Every great advance in natural knowledge has involved the absolute rejection of authority.-- Thomas H. Huxley

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  At twenty a man is full....
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At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world, but he knows he can't.-- Clarence Darrow

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  It is better to suffer wrong....
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It is better to suffer wrong than to do it, and happier to be sometimes cheated than not to trust.-- Samuel Johnson

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  She was conscious that the things....
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She was conscious that the things she did were the things she had always wanted to do.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

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  Being an old maid is like....
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Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.-- Edna Ferber

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  Walking isn't a lost art: one....
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Walking isn't a lost art: one must, by some means, get to the garage.-- Evan Esar

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  Fiction is obliged to stick to....
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Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.-- Mark Twain

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  Religion is a monumental chapter in....
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Religion is a monumental chapter in the history of human egotism.-- William James

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  If you don't have the time....
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If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.-- Stephen King

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  If you would marry suitably, marry....
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If you would marry suitably, marry your equal.-- Ovid

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  I don't do drugs: I am....
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I don't do drugs: I am drugs.-- Salvador Dali

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  When people think the world of....
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When people think the world of you, be careful with them.-- Margaret Cho

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  I catnap now and then, but....
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I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.-- Martha Stewart

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  But why do people who are....
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But why do people who are good at families have to be smug and assume it is the only way to live, as if everybody else is inadequate? Why can't they be blamed for being bad at promiscuity?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic....
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Maps encourage boldness. They're like cryptic love letters. They make anything seem possible.-- Mark Jenkins

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  You must first have a lot....
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You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

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  When you learn, teach. When you....
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When you learn, teach. When you get, give. -- Maya Angelou

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  If we have the opportunity to....
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If we have the opportunity to be generous with our hearts, ourselves, we have no idea of the depth and breadth of love's reach.-- Margaret Cho

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  He had occasional flashes of silence,....
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He had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation perfectly delightful.-- Sydney Smith

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  Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.--....
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Nothing is so aggravating as calmness.-- Oscar Wilde

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  I believe there are more instances....
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I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations.-- James Madison

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  If it was raining soup, the....
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If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.-- Brendan Behan

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  To the generous mind the heaviest....
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To the generous mind the heaviest debt is that of gratitude, when it is not in our power to repay it.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  We allow our ignorance to prevail....
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We allow our ignorance to prevail upon us and make us think we can survive alone, alone in patches, alone in groups, alone in races, even alone in genders.-- Maya Angelou

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  Puritanism is the haunting fear that....
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Puritanism is the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.-- H. L. Mencken

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  One of the greatest discoveries a....
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One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do.-- Henry Ford

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  The partisan, when he is engaged....
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The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions.-- Plato

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  Be nice to people on your....
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Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down. -- Jimmy Durante

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  Wheresoever you go, go with all....
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Wheresoever you go, go with all your heart.-- Confucius

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  Now there are more overweight people....
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Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.-- Jay Leno

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  The friendly cow all red and....
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The friendly cow all red and white,--

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  truth never perishes (Veritas numquam perit)--....
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truth never perishes (Veritas numquam perit)-- seneca

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  Nature does nothing uselessly.-- Aristotle ....
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Nature does nothing uselessly.-- Aristotle

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  He is not great who is....
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He is not great who is not greatly good.-- William Shakespeare

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  Cultivate the habit of early rising.....
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Cultivate the habit of early rising. It is unwise to keep the head long on a level with the feet.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  He who exercises government by means....
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He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.-- Confucius

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  Do not rejoice over what has....
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Do not rejoice over what has not yet happened. -- Egyptian Proverb

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  Memory feeds imagination.-- Amy Tan ....
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Memory feeds imagination.-- Amy Tan

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  As the poet said, 'Only God....
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree' -- probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.-- Woody Allen

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  If you can do a half-assed....
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If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you're a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  If God had wanted us to....
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If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.-- Jay Leno

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  The best way out is always....
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The best way out is always through.-- Robert Frost

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  BENEFACTOR, n. One who makes heavy....
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BENEFACTOR, n. One who makes heavy purchases of ingratitude, without, however, materially affecting the price, which is still within the means of all.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  RECTOR, n. In the Church of....
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RECTOR, n. In the Church of England, the Third Person of the parochial Trinity, the Cruate and the Vicar being the other two.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Opportunity is missed by most people....
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Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.-- Thomas A. Edison

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  Perfectionism is simply putting a limit....
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Perfectionism is simply putting a limit on your future. When you have an idea of perfect in your mind, you open the door to constantly comparing what you have now with what you want. That type of self criticism is significantly deterring.-- John Eliot, Ph.D.

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  Don't be afraid to take a....
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Don't be afraid to take a big step when one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small steps.-- David Lloyd George

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  The life of man is the....
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The life of man is the true romance, which when it is valiantly conduced, will yield the imagination a higher joy than any fiction.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The two most beautiful words in....
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The two most beautiful words in the English language are ``check enclosed.''-- Dorothy Parker

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  If you would persuade, you must....
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If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.--....
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Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.-- Dan Quayle

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  Living is a form of not....
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Living is a form of not being sure, not knowing what next or how…We guess. We may be wrong, but we take leap after leap in the dark.-- Agnes de Mille

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  PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in....
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PRESIDENCY, n. The greased pig in the field game of American politics.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  All men have need of the....
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All men have need of the gods.-- Homer

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  To will is to select a....
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To will is to select a goal, determine a course of action that will bring one to that goal, and then hold to that action till the goal is reached. The key is action.-- Michael Hanson

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  Every small, positive change we make....
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Every small, positive change we make in ourselves repays us in confidence in the future.-- Alice Walker

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  One needs to be slow to....
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One needs to be slow to form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the heaviest odds.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  The longer I live the more....
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Irrigation of the land with seawater....
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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'.-- Michael McClary

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  That which the dream shows is....
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That which the dream shows is the shadow of such wisdom as exists in man, even if during his waking state he may know nothing about it... We do not know it because we are fooling away our time with outward and perishing things, and are asleep in regard to that which is real within ourself.-- Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus

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  Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow....
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Its embarrassing, you try to overthrow the government and you wind up on a Best Sellers List.-- Abbie Hoffman

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  We struggle with the complexities and....
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We struggle with the complexities and avoid the simplicities.-- Norman Vincent Peale

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  Love truth, and pardon error.-- Voltaire....
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Love truth, and pardon error.-- Voltaire

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  Punctuality is the virtue of the....
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Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.-- Evelyn Waugh

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  We always admire the other person....
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We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job.-- William Feather

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  There is only one thing that....
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There is only one thing that can kill the Movies, and that is education.-- Will Rogers

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  Do not fear to be eccentric....
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Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.-- Bertrand Russell

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  The real art of conversation is....
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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right place but to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.-- Dorothy Nevill

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  If you would thoroughly know anything,....
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If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.-- Tryon Edwards

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  All that we have to decide....
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All that we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  To believe is to know you....
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To believe is to know you believe, and to know you believe is not to believe.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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  Bad spellers of the world, untie!--....
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Bad spellers of the world, untie!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is no law of progress.....
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There is no law of progress. Our future is in our own hands, to make or to mar. It will be an uphill fight to the end, and would we have it otherwise? Let no one suppose that evolution will ever exempt us from struggles. 'You forget,' said the Devil, with a chuckle, 'that I have been evolving too.'-- William Ralph Inge

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  Change is the process by which....
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Change is the process by which the future invades our lives.-- Alvin Toffler

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  It all depends on how we....
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It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how they are themselves.-- Carl Jung

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  Golf and sex are about the....
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Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.-- Jimmy Demaret

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  The men who had hated [the....
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The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

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  Remember, people will judge you by....
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Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg.-- Unknown

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  ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the....
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ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A clash of doctrines is not....
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A clash of doctrines is not a disaster--it is an opportunity.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  The secret of joy in work....
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The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it.-- Pearl Buck

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  Before marriage, a man declares that....
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Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.-- Helen Rowland

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  One of the most obvious facts....
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One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have forgotten what it is like to be a child.-- Randall Jarrell

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  Liberty is to faction, what air....
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Liberty is to faction, what air is to fire, an ailment without which it instantly expires. But it could not be a less folly to abolish liberty, which is essential to political life, because it nourishes faction, than it would be to wish the annihilation of air, which is essential to animal life, because it imparts to fire its destructive agency.-- James Madison

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  After all it is those who....
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After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.-- Evelyn Underhill

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  QUILL, n. An implement of torture....
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QUILL, n. An implement of torture yielded by a goose and commonly wielded by an ass. This use of the quill is now obsolete, but its modern equivalent, the steel pen, is wielded by the same everlasting Presence.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You can fool too many of....
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.-- James Thurber

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  A stupid man's report of what....
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A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Character is what you have left....
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Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.-- Evan Esar

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  [He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious....
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[He was] a solemn, unsmiling, sanctimonious old iceberg who looked like he was waiting for a vacancy in the Trinity.-- Mark Twain

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  SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the....
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SACERDOTALIST, n. One who holds the belief that a clergyman is a priest. Denial of this momentous doctrine is the hardest challenge that is now flung into the teeth of the Episcopalian church by the Neo-Dictionarians.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Not what man knows but what....
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Not what man knows but what man feels, concerns art. All else is science.-- Bernard Berenson

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  The greatest griefs are those we....
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The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.-- Sophocles

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  Old age is not so bad....
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Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.-- Maurice Chevalier

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  Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25,....
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.-- Jessica Simpson

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  Art is anything you can get....
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Art is anything you can get away with.-- Andy Warhol

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  He should not vow to walk....
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He should not vow to walk in the dark, who has not seen the nightfall.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  We would frequently be ashamed of....
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We would frequently be ashamed of our good deeds if people saw all of the motives that produced them.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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  Life is too complicated not to....
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Life is too complicated not to be orderly.-- Martha Stewart

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  Here is a great body of....
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Here is a great body of our Jewish citizens from whom have sprung men of genius in every walk of our varied life; men who have conceived of its ideals with singular clearness; and led enterprises with sprit & sagacity... They are not Jews in America, they are American citizens.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  The Sufis advise us to speak....
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The Sufis advise us to speak only after our words have managed to pass through three gates. At the first gate we ask ourselves, Are these words true? If so, we let them pass on; if not, back they go. At the second gate we ask, Are they necessary? At the last gate we ask, Are they kind?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It has never been my object....
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It has never been my object to record my dreams, just to realize them.-- Man Ray

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  Once harm has been done, even....
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Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.-- Homer

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  OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish....
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OYSTER, n. A slimy, gobby shellfish which civilization gives men the hardihood to eat without removing its entrails! The shells are sometimes given to the poor.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit....
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.-- Groucho Marx

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  Do any of us, except in....
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Do any of us, except in our dreams, truly expect to be reunited with our hearts' deepest loves, even when they leave us only for minutes , and on the most mundane of errands? No, not at all. Each time they go from our sight we in our secret hearts count them as dead. Having been given so much , we reason, how could we not be brought as low as Lucifer for the staggering presumption of our love?-- Stephen King

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  HALF, n. One of two equal....
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HALF, n. One of two equal parts into which a thing may be divided, or considered as divided. In the fourteenth century a heated discussion arose among theologists and philosophers as to whether Omniscience could part an object into three halves; and the pious Father Aldrovinus publicly prayed in the cathedral at Rouen that God would demonstrate the affirmative of the proposition in some signal and unmistakable way, and particularly (if it should please Him) upon the body of that hardy blasphemer, Manutius Procinus, who maintained the negative. Procinus, however, was spared to die of the bite of a viper.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Sometimes it is harder to deprive....
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Sometimes it is harder to deprive oneself of a pain than of a pleasure.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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  Discretion is being able to raise....
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Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice.-- Unknown

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  If a man is called to....
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even as Michelangelo painted or Beethoven composed music or Shakespeare wrote poetry. He should sweep streets so well that all the hosts of heaven and earth will pause and say, "Here lived a great streetsweeper who did his job well."-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  The shortest and surest way to....
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The shortest and surest way to live with honour in the world, is to be in reality what we would appear to be; and if we observe, we shall find, that all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice of them.-- Socrates

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  Avoid having your ego so close....
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Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with it.-- Colin Powell

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  Boys will be boys, and so....
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.-- Kin Hubbard

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  All the problems of the world....
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All the problems of the world could be settled if people were only willing to think. The trouble is that people very often resort to all sorts of devices in order not to think, because thinking is such hard work.-- Thomas J. Watson

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  Happiness is a perfume you cannot....
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Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others with out getting a few drops on yourself.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  America's present need is not heroics,....
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America's present need is not heroics, but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution, but restoration.-- Warren G. Harding

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  Time is that quality of nature....
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Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working.-- Anonymous

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  Let us consider the reason of....
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Let us consider the reason of the case. For nothing is law that is not reason.-- Sir John Powell

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  What a waste it is to....
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What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.-- Dan Quayle

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  Love is a perky elf dancing....
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Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun.-- Matt Groening

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  Without an adversary prowess shrivels. We....
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Without an adversary prowess shrivels. We see how great and efficient it really is only when it shows by endurance what it is capable of.-- Seneca

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  For when the One Great Scorer....
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  Once you have traveled, the voyage....
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Once you have traveled, the voyage never ends, but is played out over and over again in the quietest chambers, that the mind can never break off from the journey.-- Pat Conroy

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  I wonder, among all the tangles....
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I wonder, among all the tangles of this mortal coil, which one contains tighter knots to undo, and consequently suggests more tugging, and pain, and diversified elements of misery, than the marriage tie.-- Edith Wharton

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  The very idea of a bird....
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The very idea of a bird is a symbol and a suggestion to the poet. A bird seems to be at the top of the scale, so vehement and intense his life. . . . The beautiful vagabonds, endowed with every grace, masters of all climes, and knowing no bounds -- how many human aspirations are realised in their free, holiday-lives -- and how many suggestions to the poet in their flight and song!-- John Burroughs

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  Be not too hasty either with....
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Be not too hasty either with praise or blame; speak always as though you were giving evidence before the judgement-seat of the Gods.-- Seneca

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  Most are engaged in business the....
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Most are engaged in business the greater part of their lives, because the soul abhors a vacuum and they have not discovered any continuous employment for man's nobler faculties.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Raise your sail one foot and....
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Raise your sail one foot and you get ten feet of wind.-- Chinese Proverb

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  What once were vices are manners....
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What once were vices are manners now.-- Seneca

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  God gave us memory so that....
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God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.-- James M. Barrie

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  She is not perfect. You are....
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.-- Robin Williams

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  Many a man has fallen in....
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Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.-- Maurice Chevalier

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  What I am actually saying is....
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What I am actually saying is that we need to be willing to let our intuition guide us, and then be willing to follow that guidance directly and fearlessly.-- Shakti Gawain

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  Letting your customers set your standards....
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Letting your customers set your standards is a dangerous game, because the race to the bottom is pretty easy to win. Setting your own standards--and living up to them--is a better way to profit. Not to mention a better way to make your day worth all the effort you put into it.-- Seth Godin

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  To sin by silence when they....
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To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  An honest tale speeds best, being....
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An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told.-- William Shakespeare

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  Concern for man himself and his....
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Concern for man himself and his fate must always form the chief interest of all technical endeavor. Never forget this in the midst of your diagrams and equations.-- Albert Einstein

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  Whenever I'm caught between two evils,....
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Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.-- Mae West

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  KING'S EVIL, n. A malady that....
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KING'S EVIL, n. A malady that was formerly cured by the touch of the sovereign, but has now to be treated by the physicians. Thus 'the most pious Edward" of England used to lay his royal hand upon the ailing subjects and make them whole ---- He layde his hand on mine and sayd:

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  Wars teach us not to love....
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Wars teach us not to love our enemies, but to hate our allies.-- W. L. George

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  Hollywood is a place where they'll....
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Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  If ye break faith with us....
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  [Water is] the only drink for....
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[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  ENCOMIAST, n. A special (but not....
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ENCOMIAST, n. A special (but not particular) kind of liar.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  God gave you a gift of....
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God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say "thank you"?-- William Arthur Ward

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  His voice was a intimate as....
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His voice was a intimate as the rustle of sheets.-- Dorothy Parker

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  Gravity. It keeps you rooted to....
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Gravity. It keeps you rooted to the ground. In space, there's not any gravity. You just kind of leave your feet and go floating around. Is that what being in love is like?-- Josh Brand and John Falsey

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  Beware the pull on your heartstrings....
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Beware the pull on your heartstrings -- it's often the pursestrings that are actually being reached for.-- Barbara Mikkelson

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  The deeds will not be less....
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The deeds will not be less valiant because they are unpraised.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  Prayer indeed is good, but while....
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Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.-- Hippocrates

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  Cleave to no faith when faith....
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Cleave to no faith when faith brings blood.-- Arthur Miller

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  A man can sleep around, no....
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A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.-- Joan Rivers

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  Observe your enemies, for they first....
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Observe your enemies, for they first find out your faults.-- Antisthenes

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  They can do all because they....
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They can do all because they think they can.-- Virgil

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  A wise man can see more....
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A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top.-- Unknown

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  If I forget thee, O Jerusalem,....
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If I forget thee, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget her cunning.-- Bible

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  Ambition - it is the last....
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Ambition - it is the last infirmity of noble minds.-- James M. Barrie

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  The slave has but one master,....
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The slave has but one master, the ambitious man has as many as can help in making his fortune.-- Jean De La Bruyere

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  Labor to keep alive in your....
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Labor to keep alive in your breast that little spark of celestial fire called conscience.-- George Washington

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  LITIGATION, n. A machine which you....
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LITIGATION, n. A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I have long since come to....
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I have long since come to believe that people never mean half of what they say, and that it is best to disregard their talk and judge only their actions.-- Dorothy Day

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  A photograph is a secret about....
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A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know.-- Diane Arbus

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  I have found you an argument;....
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I have found you an argument; I am not obliged to find you an understanding.-- James Boswell

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  An object in possession seldom retains....
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An object in possession seldom retains the same charm that it had in pursuit.-- Pliny the Younger

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  Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You....
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Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.-- Penn Jillette

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  If you wouldn't write it and....
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If you wouldn't write it and sign it, don't say it.-- Earl Wilson

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  An actor is at most a....
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An actor is at most a poet and at least an entertainer.-- Marlon Brando

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  Realism...has no more to do with....
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Realism...has no more to do with reality than anything else.-- Hob Broun

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  UNCTION, n. An oiling, or greasing.....
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UNCTION, n. An oiling, or greasing. The rite of extreme unction consists in touching with oil consecrated by a bishop several parts of the body of one engaged in dying. Marbury relates that after the rite had been administered to a certain wicked English nobleman it was discovered that the oil had not been properly consecrated and no other could be obtained. When informed of this the sick man said in anger: "Then I'll be damned if I die!"-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

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  In your clothes avoid too much....
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In your clothes avoid too much gaudiness; do not value yourself upon an embroidered gown; and remember that a reasonable word, or an obliging look, will gain you more respect than all your fine trappings.-- Sir George Savile

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  We all have the extraordinary coded....
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We all have the extraordinary coded within us, waiting to be released.-- Jean Houston

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  My prerogative right now is to....
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My prerogative right now is to just chill and let all the other overexposed blondes on the cover of Us Weekly (magazine) be your entertainment.-- Britney Spears

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  The only people who find what....
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The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.-- Foster's Law

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  Underlying the whole scheme of civilization....
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Underlying the whole scheme of civilization is the confidence men have in each other, confidence in their integrity, confidence in their honesty, confidence in their future.-- Bourke Cockran

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  First say to yourself what you....
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First say to yourself what you would be; and then do what you have to do.-- Epictetus

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  CAVILER, n. A critic of our....
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CAVILER, n. A critic of our own work.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Action is the foundational key to....
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Action is the foundational key to all success.-- Tony Robbins

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  Everyone is an idiot, not just....
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Everyone is an idiot, not just the people with low SAT scores. The only differences among us is that we're idiots about different things at different times. No matter how smart you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot.-- Scott Adams

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  Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter....
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Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.-- Nick Diamos

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  Revolution is not something fixed in....
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Revolution is not something fixed in ideology, nor is it something fashioned to a particular decade. It is a perpetual process embedded in the human spirit.-- Abbie Hoffman

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  All the world's a stage, --....
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All the world's a stage, --

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  Time will explain it all. He....
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Time will explain it all. He is a talker, and needs no questioning before he speaks.-- Euripides

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  A bruised reed shall he not....
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A bruised reed shall he not break, and the smoking flax shall he not quench.-- Bible

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  I was always looking outside myself....
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I was always looking outside myself for strength and confidence but it comes from within. It is there all the time. -- Anna Freud

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  The fact is, the old clichés....
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The fact is, the old clichés work for us in abstract terms, but they never work out in real life quite the same way. Life is messy; clichés are clean and tidy.-- Hugh Macleod

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  MANES, n. The immortal parts of....
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MANES, n. The immortal parts of dead Greeks and Romans. They were in a state of dull discomfort until the bodies from which they had exhaled were buried and burned; and they seem not to have been particularly happy afterward.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Listening, not imitation, may be the....
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Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.-- Dr. Joyce Brothers

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  Everyone who receives the protection of....
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Everyone who receives the protection of society owes a return for the benefit.-- John Stuart Mill

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  It is only an auctioneer who....
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It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art.-- Oscar Wilde

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  The truth is always a compound....
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The truth is always a compound of two half- truths, and you never reach it, because there is always something more to say.-- Tom Stoppard

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  ... spell `creat' with an E.'--....
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... spell `creat' with an E.'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The important work of moving the....
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The important work of moving the world forward does not wait to be done by perfect men.-- George Eliot

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  The shortest and surest way to....
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The shortest and surest way to live with honor in the world is to be in reality what we would appear to be; all human virtues increase and strengthen themselves by the practice and experience of them.-- Socrates

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  The greater the difficulty the more....
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The greater the difficulty the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests.-- Epicurus

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  In Hollywood a marriage is a....
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In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.-- Rita Rudner

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  The religious challenge of this age....
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The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beauty, and divine goodness. Such a new and righteous vision of morality will attract all that is good in the mind of man and challenge that which is best in the human soul. Truth, beauty, and goodness are divine realities, and as man ascends the scale of spiritual living, these supreme qualities of the Eternal become increasingly co-ordinated and unified in God, who is love. [43:3] Today's "Thought to Ponder" from The Urantia Book: The religious challenge of this age is to those farseeing and forward-looking men and women of spiritual insight who will dare to construct a new and appealing philosophy of living out of the enlarged and exquisitely integrated modern concepts of cosmic truth, universe beauty, and divine goo

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  Go, and never darken my towels....
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Go, and never darken my towels again.-- Groucho Marx

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  Here once the embattled farmers stood,--....
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Here once the embattled farmers stood,-- Ralph_Waldo_Emerson/"

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  Do not mind anything that anyone....
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Do not mind anything that anyone tells you about anyone else. Judge everyone and everything for yourself.-- Henry James

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  Misfortune shows those who are not....
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Misfortune shows those who are not really friends.-- Aristotle

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  Politics is made up largely of....
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Politics is made up largely of irrelevancies.-- Dalton Camp

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  If you go on with this....
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If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  There ought to be a room....
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There ought to be a room in every house to swear in.-- Mark Twain

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  There's nothing sooner dry than women's....
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There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.-- John Webster

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  Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes....
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Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.-- Marcel Proust

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  He's turned his life around. He....
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He's turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he's miserable and depressed.-- David Frost

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  Loneliness is everything it's cracked up....
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Loneliness is everything it's cracked up to be.-- Alan Alda

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  The release of atomic energy has....
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The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one.-- Albert Einstein

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  It is [the] belief in absolutes,....
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It is [the] belief in absolutes, I would hazard, that is the great enemy today of the life of the mind. This may seem a rash proposition. The fashion of the time is to denounce relativism as the root of all evil. But history suggests that the damage done to humanity by the relativist is far less than the damage done by the absolutist - by the fellow who, as Mr. Dooley once put it, "does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He only knew th' facts in th' case."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ignorance of the law excuses no....
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Ignorance of the law excuses no man: Not that all men know the law, but because 'tis an excuse every man will plead, and no man can tell how to refute him.-- John Selden

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  Vegetables are interesting but lack a....
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  The true conservative is the man....
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The true conservative is the man who has a real concern for injustices and takes thought against the day of reckoning.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine....
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MANICHEISM, n. The ancient Persian doctrine of an incessant warfare between Good and Evil. When Good gave up the fight the Persians joined the victorious Opposition.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I have made this [letter] longer,....
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I have made this [letter] longer, because I have not had the time to make it shorter.-- Blaise Pascal

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  The higher a man gets, the....
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The higher a man gets, the smaller he seems to those who cannot fly.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Man has three friends on whose....
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Man has three friends on whose company he relies. First, wealth which goes with him only while good fortune lasts. Second, his relatives; they go only as far as the grave, leave him there. The third friend, his good deeds, go with him beyond the grave.-- The Talmud

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  Gossip is the art of saying....
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Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. -- Walter Winchell

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  Even he, to whom most things....
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Even he, to whom most things that most people would think were pretty smart were pretty dumb, thought it was pretty smart.-- Douglas Adams

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  A celebrity is a person who....
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A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.-- Fred Allen

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  I'm sure we would not have....
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I'm sure we would not have had men on the Moon if it had not been for Wells and Verne and the people who write about this and made people think about it. I'm rather proud of the fact that I know several astronauts who became astronauts through reading my books.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  If history repeats itself, and the....
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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  'Tis neither here nor there.-- William....
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'Tis neither here nor there.-- William Shakespeare

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  I do not believe the Union....
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I do not believe the Union will disolve, I believe it will become all one thing, or all the other.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Sow good services; sweet remembrances will....
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Sow good services; sweet remembrances will grow them.-- Madame de Stael

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  I must take issue with the....
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I must take issue with the term 'a mere child,' for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is infinitely preferable to that of a mere adult.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  Everybody has difficult years, but a....
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Everybody has difficult years, but a lot of times the difficult years end up being the greatest years of your whole entire life, if you survive them.-- Brittany Murphy

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  As a kid, I knew I....
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As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.-- Bill Watterson

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  I have learned throughout my life....
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I have learned throughout my life as a composer chiefly through my mistakes and pursuits of false assumptions, not by my exposure to founts of wisdom and knowledge.-- Igor Stravinsky

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  We are born believing. A man....
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We are born believing. A man bears beliefs, as a tree bears apples.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Lots of people want to ride....
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Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the....
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ALLIANCE, n. In international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pockets that they cannot separately plunder a third.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Nobody has things just as he....
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Nobody has things just as he would like them. The thing to do is to make a success with what material I have. It is a sheer waste of time and soulpower to imagine what I would do if things were different. They are not different.-- Dr. Frank Crane

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  Beneath the rule of men entirely....
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Beneath the rule of men entirely great,-- Edward_Bulwer-Lytton/"

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  Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.--....
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.-- Woody Allen

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  A book tightly shut is but....
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A book tightly shut is but a block of paper.-- Chinese Proverb

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  It is better to hide ignorance,....
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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.-- Heraclitus

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  This is the true joy in....
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This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the....
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IMMORAL, adj. Inexpedient. Whatever in the long run and with regard to the greater number of instances men find to be generally inexpedient comes to be considered wrong, wicked, immoral. If man's notions of right and wrong have any other basis than this of expediency; if they originated, or could have originated, in any other way; if actions have in themselves a moral character apart from, and nowise dependent on, their consequences -- then all philosophy is a lie and reason a disorder of the mind.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A man thinks that by mouthing....
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A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things.-- Herman Melville

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  Education is life itself.-- John Dewey....
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Education is life itself.-- John Dewey

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  Technological progress is like an axe....
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Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.-- Albert Einstein

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  Reflect on your present blessings, of....
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Reflect on your present blessings, of which every man has many; not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.-- Charles Dickens

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  Everything you see I owe to....
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Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.-- Sophia Loren

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  This is why I loved the....
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This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. If this might be the last time they saw you, they really saw you… People listened instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. And when they spoke, they weren't telling you a story. When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before.-- Chuck Palahniuk

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  I have no riches but my....
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I have no riches but my thoughts. Yet these are wealth enough for me.-- Sara Teasdale

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  Beginning is easy - Continuing is....
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Beginning is easy - Continuing is hard. -- Japanese Proverb

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  All creative people should be required....
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All creative people should be required to leave California for three months every year.-- Gloria Swanson

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  Discourtesy does not spring merely from....
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Discourtesy does not spring merely from one bad quality, but from several--from foolish vanity, from ignorance of what is due to others, from indolence, from stupidity, from distraction of thought, from contempt of others, from jealousy.-- Jean de la Bruyere

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  Let us determine to die here,....
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Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer.-- Barnard Elliot Bee

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  It is difficult to say what....
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It is difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope of today and the reality of tomorrow.-- Robert H. Goddard

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  The trouble with having an open....
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The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.-- Terry Pratchett

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  If you feel like your life....
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If you feel like your life is under control, you're just not going fast enough.-- Mario Andretti

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  Happiness is the only sanction of....
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Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad and lamentable experiment.-- George Santayana

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  Truth is tough. It will not....
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Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at the touch, nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  Man is free at the moment....
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Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.-- Voltaire

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  The chief proof of mans greatness....
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The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  The evil of the world is....
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The evil of the world is made possible by nothing but the sanction you give it.-- Ayn Rand

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  Absence of proof is not proof....
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Absence of proof is not proof of absence.-- Michael Crichton

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  Great things are not done by....
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Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.-- Vincent van Gogh

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  Love is the extremely difficult realization....
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Love is the extremely difficult realization that something other than oneself is real. -- Iris Murdoch

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  Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A....
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Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.-- Richard Bach

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  Any intelligent fool can make things....
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger and more complex ... it takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.-- Albert Einstein

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  Some of the world's greatest feats....
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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enought to know they were impossible.-- Doug Larson

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  It is when power is wedded....
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It is when power is wedded to chronic fear that it becomes formidable.-- Eric Hoffer

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  They are ill discoverers that think....
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They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see nothing but sea.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Before success in any man's life....
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Before success in any man's life he is sure to meet with much temporary defeat and, perhaps, some failure. When defeat overtakes a man, the easiest and most logical thing to do is to quit. That is exactly what the majority of men do.-- Napoleon Hill

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  Vladimir: That passed the time.-- ....
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Vladimir: That passed the time.--

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  Men's natures are alike, it is....
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Men's natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.-- Confucius

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  Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form....
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Patriotism is a pernicious, psychopathic form of idiocy.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Delay is preferable to error.-- Thomas....
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Delay is preferable to error.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  You bluffed me! I don't like....
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You bluffed me! I don't like it when people bluff me. It makes me question my perception of reality.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  All truly wise thoughts have been....
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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  I can't be a rose in....
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I can't be a rose in any man's lapel.-- Margaret Trudeau

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  Strength instead of being the lusty....
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Strength instead of being the lusty child of passions, grows by grappling with and subduing them.-- James M. Barrie

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  It is no good to try....
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It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge.-- Enrico Fermi

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  Greater is our terror of the....
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Greater is our terror of the unknown.-- Titus Livius

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  I don't mind what Congress does,....
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I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.-- Victor Hugo

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  Science is one thing, wisdom is....
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Science is one thing, wisdom is another. Science is an edged tool, with which men play like children, and cut their own fingers.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

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  Good place to put things--cellars.-- Doctor....
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Good place to put things--cellars.-- Doctor Who

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  She's afraid that if she leaves,....
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She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the live of the party.-- Groucho Marx

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  The world is too much with....
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The world is too much with us; late and soon,--

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  Just as you began to feel....
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Just as you began to feel that you could make good use of time, there was no time left to you.-- Lisa Alther

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  Ignorance is not innocence but sin.--....
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Ignorance is not innocence but sin.-- Robert Browning

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  There are fine things which you....
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There are fine things which you mean to do some day, under what you think will be more favorable circumstances. But the only time that is surely yours is the present, hence this is the time to speak the word of appreciation and sympathy, to do the generous deed, to forgive the fault of a thoughtless friend, to sacrifice self a little more for others. Today is the day in which to express your noblest qualities of mind and heart, to do at least one worthy thing which you have long postponed, and to use your God-given abilities for the enrichment of someone less fortunate. Today you can make your life - significant and worthwhile. The present is yours to do with as you will.-- Grenville Kleiser

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