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  We are what we pretend to....
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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful what we pretend to be.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  Everybody tells jokes, but we still....
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Everybody tells jokes, but we still need comedians.-- Jimmy Wales

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  If you would be wealthy, think....
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If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Never lend books - nobody ever....
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Never lend books - nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are those which people have lent me.-- Anatole France

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  I too shall lie in the....
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I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.-- Homer

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  The same refinement which brings us....
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The same refinement which brings us new pleasures, exposes us to new pains.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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  What is left when honor is....
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What is left when honor is lost?-- Publilius Syrus

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  A complex system that works is....
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A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.-- John Gaule

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  There is a law that man....
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There is a law that man should love his neighbor as himself. In a few hundred years it should be as natural to mankind as breathing or the upright gait; but if he does not learn it he must perish.-- Alfred Adler

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  To err is human, but to....
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To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.-- Farmers' Almanac

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  Hearing voices no one else can....
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Hearing voices no one else can hear isn't a good sign, even in the wizarding world.-- J. K. Rowling

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  Remember that what you believe will....
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Remember that what you believe will depend very much on what you are.-- Noah Porter

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  There's nothing wrong with staying small.....
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There's nothing wrong with staying small. You can do big things with a small team.-- Jason Fried

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  Pity the meek, for they shall....
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Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.-- Don Marquis

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  The highest courage is to dare....
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The highest courage is to dare to appear to be what one is.-- John Lancaster Spalding

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  If virtue precede us every step....
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If virtue precede us every step will be safe.-- Seneca

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  Strength is just an accident arising....
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Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.-- Joseph Conrad

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  Never say never, for if you....
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Never say never, for if you live long enough, chances are you will not be able to abide by its restrictions. Never is a long, undependable time, and life is too full of rich possibilities to have restrictions placed upon it.-- Gloria Swanson

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  I have left orders to be....
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I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.-- Ronald Reagan

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  Language most shews a man: Speak,....
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Language most shews a man: Speak, that I may see thee.-- Ben Jonson

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  I might repeat to myself slowly....
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I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.-- Dorothy Parker

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  The ultimate determinant in the struggle....
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The ultimate determinant in the struggle now going on for the world will not be bombs and rockets but a test of wills and ideas-a trial of spiritual resolve: the values we hold, the beliefs we cherish and the ideals to which we are dedicated.-- Ronald Reagan

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  Without accepting the fact that everything....
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Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. But unfortunately, although it is true, it is difficult for us to accept it. Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.-- Shunryu Suzuki

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  It is fortunate to be of....
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It is fortunate to be of high birth, but it is no less so to be of such character that people do not care to know whether you are or are not.-- Jean de la Bruyere

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  Wit is educated insolence.-- Aristotle ....
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Wit is educated insolence.-- Aristotle

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  The squeaking wheel doesn't always get....
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The squeaking wheel doesn't always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.-- Vic Gold

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  No problem is so formidable that....
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No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.-- Charles M. Schulz

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  Talk not of wasted affection, affection....
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Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted,--

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  Heroism on command, senseless violence, and....
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Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!-- Albert Einstein

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  Never give in--never, never, never, never,....
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Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  The first kiss is stolen by....
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The first kiss is stolen by the man; the last is begged by the woman.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Study the past if you would....
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Study the past if you would define the future.-- Confucius

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  I was not looking for my....
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I was not looking for my dreams to interpret my life, but rather for my life to interpret my dreams.-- Susan Sontag

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  Give all to love; obey thy....
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Give all to love; obey thy heart.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  It is [the] belief in absolutes,....
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It is [the] belief in absolutes, I would hazard, that is the great enemy today of the life of the mind. This may seem a rash proposition. The fashion of the time is to denounce relativism as the root of all evil. But history suggests that the damage done to humanity by the relativist is far less than the damage done by the absolutist - by the fellow who, as Mr. Dooley once put it, "does what he thinks th' Lord wud do if He only knew th' facts in th' case."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men are generally idle, and ready....
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Men are generally idle, and ready to satisfy themselves, and intimidate the industry of others, by calling that impossible which is only difficult.-- Samuel Johnson

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  I have come to the conclusion....
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I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.-- Charles De Gaulle

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  Charm is the quality in others....
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Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves.-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

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  When a man comes to die,....
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When a man comes to die, no matter what his talents and influence, and genius, if he dies unloved his life must be a failure to him and dying a cold horror. It seems to me that if you or I must choose between two courses of thought or action, we should remember our dying and try so to live that our death brings no pleasure to the world.-- John Steinbeck

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  To know one life has breathed....
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To know one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate....
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MAMMALIA, n.pl. A family of vertebrate animals whose females in a state of nature suckle their young, but when civilized and enlightened put them out to nurse, or use the bottle.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Each generation writes off earlier errors....
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Each generation writes off earlier errors as the result of bad thinking, of less able minds--and then confidently embarks on making fresh errors of its own.-- Michael Crichton

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  It is a miracle that curiosity....
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It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.-- Albert Einstein

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  Don't get the idea the I'm....
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Don't get the idea the I'm knocking the American system.-- Al Capone

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  Everyone is as God has made....
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Everyone is as God has made him, and oftentimes a great deal worse.-- Miguel de Cervantes

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  The more you find out about....
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The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.-- Bill Nye

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  She tells enough white lies to....
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She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.-- Margot Asquith

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  Truth is eternal, knowledge is changeable.....
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Truth is eternal, knowledge is changeable. It is disastrous to confuse them.-- Madeleine L'Engle

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  But pride only helps us to....
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But pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.-- George Eliot

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  He who wrestles with us strengthens....
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He who wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper.-- Edmund Burke

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  Clergyman, n. - A man who....
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Clergyman, n. - A man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  That all our knowledge begins with....
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That all our knowledge begins with experience, there is indeed no doubt....but although our knowledge originates WITH experience, it does not all arise OUT OF experience.-- Immanuel Kant

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  Don't SAY things. What you ARE....
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Don't SAY things. What you ARE stands over you the while, and thunders so that I cannot hear what you say to the contrary.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  It's better to be a company....
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It's better to be a company than to work for a company.-- Jim Coudal

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  He has never written a single....
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He has never written a single book, so you can imagine how much he knows.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Men occasionally stumble over the truth,....
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Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Develop interest in life as you....
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Develop interest in life as you see it; in people, things, literature, music - the world is so rich, simply throbbing with rich treasures, beautiful souls and interesting people. Forget yourself.-- Henry Miller

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  Well, if I called the wrong....
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Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?-- James Thurber

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  He is most cheated who cheats....
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He is most cheated who cheats himself. -- Danish Proverb

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  He who has a thousand friends....
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He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,-- Ali_ibn-Abi-Talib/"

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  Failure is not the only punishment....
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. -- Jules Renard

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  Unprovided with original learning, unformed in....
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Unprovided with original learning, unformed in the habits of thinking, unskilled in the arts of composition, I resolved to write a book.-- Edward Gibbon

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  Are you so unobservant that you....
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Are you so unobservant that you do not yet realize that sanity and hapiness are an impossible combination?-- Mark Twain

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  We shouldn't be surprised that conditions....
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We shouldn't be surprised that conditions in the universe are suitable for life, but this is not evidence that the universe was designed to allow for life.-- Stephen Hawking

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  Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't....
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Seeing, contrary to popular wisdom, isn't believing. It's where belief stops, because it isn't needed any more.-- Terry Pratchett

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  They wonder much to hear that....
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They wonder much to hear that gold, which in itself is so useless a thing, should be everywhere so much esteemed, that even men for whom it was made, and by whom it has its value, should yet be thought of less value than it is.-- Sir Thomas More

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  Cynicism is not realistic and tough.....
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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It's unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it means you don't have to try. -- Peggy Noonan

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  For three days after death hair....
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For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.-- Johnny Carson

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  I know nothing about sex because....
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I know nothing about sex because I was always married.-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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  It's a time of sorrow and....
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It's a time of sorrow and sadness when we lose a loss of life.-- George W. Bush

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  If the world were a logical....
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  Men are the only animals that....
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Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. It is an art like any other. Its virtuosi are called altruists.-- H. L. Mencken

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  If a man does not know....
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If a man does not know to what port he is steering, no wind is favourable to him.-- Seneca

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  All that we see or seem....
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All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  But as in ethics, evil is....
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But as in ethics, evil is a consequence of good, so, in fact, out of joy is sorrow born.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  A man paints with his brains....
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A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. -- Michelangelo Buonarroti

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  I hope you love birds too.....
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I hope you love birds too. It is economical. It saves going to heaven.-- Emily Dickinson

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  UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power....
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UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only. This important distinction between ubiquity and omnipresence was not clear to the mediaeval Church and there was much bloodshed about it. Certain Lutherans, who affirmed the presence everywhere of Christ's body were known as Ubiquitarians. For this error they were doubtless damned, for Christ's body is present only in the eucharist, though that sacrament may be performed in more than one place simultaneously. In recent times ubiquity has not always been understood -- not even by Sir Boyle Roche, for example, who held that a man cannot be in two places at once unless he is a bird.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  If a country can't save itself....
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If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!-- Robert Heinlein

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  It has beeen said that the....
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It has beeen said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.-- Samuel Butler

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  Love gives naught but itself and....
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Love gives naught but itself and takes naught but from itself.--

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  The bad fortune of the good....
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The bad fortune of the good turns their faces up to heaven; the good fortune of the bad bows their heads down to the earth.-- Saadi

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  When any two young people take....
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When any two young people take it into their heads to marry, they are pretty sure by perseverance to carry their point, be they ever so poor, or ever so imprudent, or ever so little likely to be necessary to each other's ultimate comfort.-- Jane Austen

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  The years as they pass plunder....
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The years as they pass plunder us of one thing after another.-- Horace

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  Among those whom I like or....
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Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh.-- W. H. Auden

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  Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.--....
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Poverty is the schoolmaster of character.-- Antiphanes

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  Necessity knows no law.-- Publilius Syrus....
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Necessity knows no law.-- Publilius Syrus

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  A little sincerity is a dangerous....
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal. -- Oscar Wilde

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  A good garden may have some....
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A good garden may have some weeds.-- Thomas Fuller

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  Missionaries are going to reform the....
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Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Man's main task is to give....
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Man's main task is to give birth to himself.-- Erich Fromm

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  Treat people as if they were....
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Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them become what they are capable of becoming.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  Even if you are on the....
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Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.-- Will Rogers

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  Friendship is a very taxing and....
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Friendship is a very taxing and arduous form of leisure activity.-- Mortimer Adler

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  The thing women have got to....
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The thing women have got to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.-- Roseanne Barr

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  Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen....
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Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it.-- Cullen Hightower

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  All of us want to do....
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All of us want to do well. But if we do not do good, too, then doing well will never be enough.-- Anna Quindlen

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  I call that a scumhead.-- James....
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I call that a scumhead.-- James Joyce

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  Only the insane is absolutely certain.--....
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Only the insane is absolutely certain.-- Robert Anton Wilson

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  There is only one corner of....
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There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that is your own self. So you have to begin there, not outside, not on other people. That comes afterwards, when you have worked on your own corner.-- Aldous Huxley

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  The trouble with being poor is....
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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.-- Willem de Kooning

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  America lives in the heart of....
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America lives in the heart of every man everywhere who wishes to find a region where he will be free to work out his destiny as he chooses.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  We have been God-like in our....
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We have been God-like in our planned breeding of our domesticated plants and animals, but we have been rabbit-like in our unplanned breeding of ourselves.-- Arnold Toynbee

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  If we do not ever take....
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If we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When men are brought face to....
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When men are brought face to face with their opponents, forced to listen and learn and mend their ideas, they cease to be children and savages and begin to live like civilized men. Then only is freedom a reality, when men may voice their opinions because they must examine their opinions.-- Walter Lippmann

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  Order, unity and continuity are human....
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Order, unity and continuity are human inventions just as truly as catalogues and encyclopedias.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Welcome to the human race. Nobody....
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Welcome to the human race. Nobody controls his own life, Ender. The best you can do is choose to be controlled by good people, by people who love you.-- Orson Scott Card

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  A friend told me that each....
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A friend told me that each morning when we get up we have to decide whether we are going to save or savor the world. I don't think that is the decision. It's not an either-or, save or savor. We have to do both, save and savor the world.-- Kate Clinton

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  Work is not man's punishment. It....
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Work is not man's punishment. It is his reward and his strength and his pleasure.-- George Sand

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  God heals, and the doctor takes....
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fee.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  INSCRIPTION, n. Something written on another....
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INSCRIPTION, n. Something written on another thing. Inscriptions are of many kinds, but mostly memorial, intended to commemorate the fame of some illustrious person and hand down to distant ages the record of his services and virtues. To this class of inscriptions belongs the name of John Smith, penciled on the Washington monument. Following are examples of memorial inscriptions on tombstones: (See EPITAPH.)--

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  Civilization exists by geological consent, subject....
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Civilization exists by geological consent, subject to change without notice.-- Will Durant

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  There are two things in particular....
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There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

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  MONARCH, n. A person engaged in....
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MONARCH, n. A person engaged in reigning. Formerly the monarch ruled, as the derivation of the word attests, and as many subjects have had occasion to learn. In Russia and the Orient the monarch has still a considerable influence in public affairs and in the disposition of the human head, but in western Europe political administration is mostly entrusted to his ministers, he being somewhat preoccupied with reflections relating to the status of his own head.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A little bad taste is like....
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A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.-- Dorothy Parker

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  We have, I fear, confused power....
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We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.-- Stewart L. Udall

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  People are usually more convinced by....
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People are usually more convinced by reasons they discovered themselves than by those found by others.-- Blaise Pascal

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  When I do good, I feel....
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When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  You probably wouldn't worry about what....
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You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do.-- Olin Miller

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  Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has....
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Pain (any pain--emotional, physical, mental) has a message. The information it has about our life can be remarkably specific, but it usually falls into one of two categories: "We would be more alive if we did more of this," and, "Life would be more lovely if we did less of that." Once we get the pain's message, and follow its advice, the pain goes away.-- Peter McWilliams

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  When up they gat an' shook....
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When up they gat an' shook their lugs,-- Robert_Burns/"

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  MANNA, n. A food miraculously given....
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MANNA, n. A food miraculously given to the Israelites in the wilderness. When it was no longer supplied to them they settled down and tilled the soil, fertilizing it, as a rule, with the bodies of the original occupants.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Success is to be measured not....
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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome.-- Booker T. Washington

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  If charity cost nothing, the world....
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If charity cost nothing, the world would be full of philanthropists.-- Jewish Proverb

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  Be glad of life because it....
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Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, and to work, and to play, and to look up at the stars and sun.-- Henry Van Dyke

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  Most powerful is he who has....
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Most powerful is he who has himself in his own power.-- Seneca

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  Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure....
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.-- Charles Dickens

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  Writing is easy. All you do....
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead.-- Gene Fowler

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  Dreamers can find their way by....
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Dreamers can find their way by moonlight and their only punishment is that they see the dawn before the rest of the world.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A prayer in its simplest definition....
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A prayer in its simplest definition is merely a wish turned Godward.-- Phillips Brooks

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  Among the attributes of God, although....
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Among the attributes of God, although they are all equal, mercy shines with even more brilliancy than justice.-- Miguel De Cervantes

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  Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.--....
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Without tenderness, a man is uninteresting.-- Marlene Dietrich

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  I wish you music to help....
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I wish you music to help with the burdens of life ,and to help you release your happiness to others.-- Ludwig van Beethoven

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  What we anticipate seldom occurs; what....
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What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Lawyers spend a great deal of....
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  RIGHT, n. Legitimate authority to be,....
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RIGHT, n. Legitimate authority to be, to do or to have; as the right to be a king, the right to do one's neighbor, the right to have measles, and the like. The first of these rights was once universally believed to be derived directly from the will of God; and this is still sometimes affirmed _in partibus infidelium_ outside the enlightened realms of Democracy; as the well known lines of Sir Abednego Bink, following:--


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  If people let government decide what....
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If people let government decide what foods they eat and what medicines they take, their bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the souls of those who live under tyranny.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  We have not lost faith, but....
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We have not lost faith, but we have transferred it from God to the medical profession.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  But all who are not lunitics....
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But all who are not lunitics are agreed about certain things: That it is better to be alive than dead, better to be adequately fed than starved, better to be free than to be a slave. Many people desire these things only for themselves and their friends; they are quite content that their enemies should suffer. These people can be refuted by science: Mankind has become so much one family that we cannot insure our own prosperity except by insuring that of everyone else. If you wish to be happy yourself, you must resign yourself to seeing others also happy.-- Bertrand Russell

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  A synonym is a word you....
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A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.-- Burt Bacharach

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  Common looking people are the best....
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Common looking people are the best in the world: that is the reason the Lord makes so many of them.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Sooner of later that which is....
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Sooner of later that which is now life shall be poetry, and every fair and manly trait shall add a richer strain to the song.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The virtuous man is never a....
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The virtuous man is never a novice in worldly things.-- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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  We should be taught not to....
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We should be taught not to wait for inspiration to start a thing. Action always generates inspiration. Inspiration seldom generates action.-- Frank Tibolt

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  By the work one knows the....
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By the work one knows the workmen.-- Jean De La Fontaine

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  Never give a party if you....
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Never give a party if you will be the most interesting person there.-- Mickey Friedman

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  I'd like to live like a....
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I'd like to live like a poor man with lots of money.-- Pablo Picasso

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  Life isn't long enough for love....
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Life isn't long enough for love and art.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Difficulties show men what they are.....
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Difficulties show men what they are. In case of any difficulty remember that God has pitted you against a rough antagonist that you may be a conqueror, and this cannot be without toil.-- Epictetus

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  Life is a zoo in a....
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Life is a zoo in a jungle.-- Peter De Vries

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  Freedom of expression is the matrix,....
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Freedom of expression is the matrix, the indispensable condition, of nearly every other form of freedom.-- Benjamin Cardozo

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  Can I ever know you Or....
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Can I ever know you Or you know me?-- Sara Teasdale

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  I made my mistakes, but in....
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I made my mistakes, but in all my years of public life, I have never profited from public service. I've earned every cent. And in all of my years in public life I have never obstructed justice. And I think, too, that I can say that in my years of public life that I welcome this kind of examination because people have got to know whether or not their President is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.-- Richard M. Nixon

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  There are, it has been said,....
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There are, it has been said, two types of people in the world. There are those who, when presented with a glass that is exactly half full, say: this glass is half full. And then there are those who say: this glass is half empty. The world belongs, however, to those who can look at the glass and say: What's up with this glass? Excuse me? Excuse me? This is my glass? I don't think so. My glass was full! And it was a bigger glass!-- Terry Pratchett

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  Men are more often bribed by....
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Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money. -- Robert Jackson

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  If there was strife and contention....
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If there was strife and contention in the home, very little else in life could compensate for it.-- Lawana Blackwell

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  The aim (of education) must be....
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The aim (of education) must be the training of independently acting and thinking individuals who, however, can see in the service to the community their highest life achievement.-- Albert Einstein

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  Contrary to general belief, I do....
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Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.-- Peter Ustinov

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  It is better for a woman....
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It is better for a woman to compete impersonally in society, as men do, than to compete for dominance in her own home with her husband, compete with her neighbors for empty status, and so smother her son that he cannot compete at all.-- Betty Friedan

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  You have to recognize when the....
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You have to recognize when the right place and the right time fuse and take advantage of that opportunity. There are plenty of opportunities out there. You can't sit back and wait.-- Ellen Metcalf

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  For after all what is man....
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For after all what is man in nature? A nothing in relation to infinity, all in relation to nothing, a central point between nothing and all and infinitely far from understanding either. The ends of things and their beginnings are impregnably concealed from him in an impenetrable secret. He is equally incapable of seeing the nothingness out of which he was drawn and the infinite in which he is engulfed.-- Blaise Pascal

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  PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we....
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PHYSICIAN, n. One upon whom we set our hopes when ill and our dogs when well.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I have never hated a man....
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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  Happiness is the interval between periods....
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Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.-- Don Marquis

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  The fact that an opinion has....
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The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd; indeed in view of the silliness of the majority of mankind, a widespread belief is more likely to be foolish than sensible.-- Bertrand Russell

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  The society of women is the....
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The society of women is the element of good manners.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  There is no nonsense so errant....
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There is no nonsense so errant that it cannot be made the creed of the vast majority by adequate governmental action.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Young people are in a condition....
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Young people are in a condition like permanent intoxication, because youth is sweet and they are growing.-- Aristotle

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  To be clever enough to get....
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To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Do what you know and perception....
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Do what you know and perception is converted into character.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Be sincere; be brief; be seated.....
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Be sincere; be brief; be seated. -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  I don't want to be a....
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I don't want to be a passenger in my own life.-- Diane Ackerman

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  There is nothing that gives a....
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There is nothing that gives a man consequence, and renders him fit for command, like a support that renders him independent of everybody but the State he serves.-- George Washington

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  Journal writing is a voyage to....
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Journal writing is a voyage to the interior.-- Christina Baldwin

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  The friendship that can cease has....
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The friendship that can cease has never been real.-- Saint Jerome

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  To give up the task of....
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To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man.-- Alan Paton

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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
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You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

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  God forbid that any book should....
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God forbid that any book should be banned. The practice is as indefensible as infanticide.-- Rebecca West

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  DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating....
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DIAPHRAGM, n. A muscular partition separating disorders of the chest from disorders of the bowels.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Laugh at yourself first, before anyone....
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Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.-- Elsa Maxwell

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  Children are all foreigners.-- Ralph Waldo....
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Children are all foreigners.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  There is no substitute for victory.--....
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There is no substitute for victory.-- General Douglas MacArthur

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  Exercise alone provides psychological and physical....
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Exercise alone provides psychological and physical benefits. However, if you also adopt a strategy that engages your mind while you exercise, you can get a whole host of psychological benefits fairly quickly.-- James Rippe

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  It is better to learn late....
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It is better to learn late than never.-- Publilius Syrus

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  The final forming of a person's....
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The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands.-- Anne Frank

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  An intellectual says a simple thing....
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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard thing in a simple way.-- Charles Bukowski

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  There is no avoiding war; it....
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There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantages of others.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  If you want to build a....
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If you want to build a ship, don't drum up the men to gather wood, divide the work and give orders. Instead, teach them to yearn for the vast and endless sea.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  The truth is not simply what....
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The truth is not simply what you think it is; it is also the circumstances in which it is said, and to whom, why and how it is said.-- Vaclav Havel

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  Sticks and stones will break our....
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Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will break our hearts...-- Robert Fulghum

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  Einstein said God doesn't play dice....
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Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards.-- Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde

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  To wear your heart on your....
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan; you should wear it inside, where it functions best.-- Margaret Thatcher

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  I've always tried to go a....
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I've always tried to go a step past wherever people expected me to end up.-- Beverly Sills

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  Didn't I ever tell you? Bumbles....
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Didn't I ever tell you? Bumbles Bounce!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Temptation rarely comes in working hours.....
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Temptation rarely comes in working hours. It is in their leisure time that men are made or marred.-- W. N. Taylor

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  If high heels were so wonderful,....
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would be wearing them.-- Sue Grafton

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  Words ought to be a little....
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Words ought to be a little wild for they are the assaults of thought on the unthinking.-- John Maynard Keynes

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  Civility is not something that automatically....
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Civility is not something that automatically happens. Civil societies come about because people want them to.-- Jimmy Bise Jr.

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  If Love be rough with you,....
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If Love be rough with you, be rough with Love, prick Love for pricking, and you beat Love down.-- William Shakespeare

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  Behold, how good and pleasant it....
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Behold, how good and pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity.-- Bible

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  Doubt is not a pleasant condition,....
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Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.-- Voltaire

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  To find yourself jilted is a....
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To find yourself jilted is a blow to your pride. Do your best to forget it and if you don't succeed, at least pretend to.-- Moliere

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  Be a fountain, not a drain.--....
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Be a fountain, not a drain.-- Rex Hudler

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  The direct use of force is....
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The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.-- David Friedman

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  Separate together in a bunch. [And....
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Separate together in a bunch. [And don't] stand around so much in little bundles!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Every person, all the events of....
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Every person, all the events of your life, are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with them is up to you.-- Richard Bach

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  Cheers to a new year and....
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Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  There are 350 varieties of shark,....
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There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.-- L. M. Boyd

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  One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized....
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One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered.-- Michael J. Fox

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  Political power grows out of the....
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Political power grows out of the barrel of a gun.-- Mao Tse-Tung

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  Candy-- ....
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Candy--

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  The bird of paradise alights only....
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The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp.-- John Berry

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  What more felicity can fall to....
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What more felicity can fall to creature,-- Spenser

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  Impiety, noun. Your irreverence toward my....
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Impiety, noun. Your irreverence toward my deity.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is not the critic who....
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It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; because there is not effort without error and shortcomings; but who does actually strive to do the deed; who knows the great enthusiasm, the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement and who at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly. So that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  There is scarcely anything in the....
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There is scarcely anything in the world that some man cannot make a little worse, and sell a little more cheaply. The person who buys on price alone is this man's lawful prey.-- John Ruskin

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  Be life long or short, its....
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Be life long or short, its completeness depends on what it was lived for.-- David Starr Jordan

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  Parents were invented to make children....
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.-- Ogden Nash

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  SCARABAEUS, n. The sacred beetle of....
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SCARABAEUS, n. The sacred beetle of the ancient Egyptians, allied to our familiar "tumble-bug." It was supposed to symbolize immortality, the fact that God knew why giving it its peculiar sanctity. Its habit of incubating its eggs in a ball of ordure may also have commended it to the favor of the priesthood, and may some day assure it an equal reverence among ourselves. True, the American beetle is an inferior beetle, but the American priest is an inferior priest.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The renown which riches or beauty....
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The renown which riches or beauty confer is fleeting and frail; mental excellence is a splendid and lasting possession.-- Sallust

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  In the depths of my heart....
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In the depths of my heart I can't help being convniced that my dear fellow men, with few exceptions, are worthless.-- Sigmund Freud

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  Don't stay in bed, unless you....
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.-- George Burns

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  The murals in restaurants are on....
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The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.-- Peter De Vries

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  Man is born to live, not....
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Man is born to live, not to prepare for life.-- Boris Pasternak

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  Good seamanship is recovering from an....
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Good seamanship is recovering from an incident at sea. Great seamanship is avoiding an incident at sea.-- unknown

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  The only time to buy these....
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The only time to buy these is on a day with no 'y' in it.-- Warren Buffett

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  I believe that if it were....
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I believe that if it were left to artists to choose their own labels, most would choose none.-- Ben Shahn

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  Everyone rises to their level of....
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  In our society those who are....
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In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not.-- Marya Mannes

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  Experience is not what happens to....
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Experience is not what happens to a man; it is what a man does with what happens to him.-- Aldous Huxley

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  A ship in harbor is safe---....
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A ship in harbor is safe--- but that is not what ships are for.-- John A. Shedd

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  If we keep treating our most....
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If we keep treating our most important values as meaningless relics, that's exactly what they'll become. -- Michael Josephson

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  You think Nature is some Disney....
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You think Nature is some Disney movie? Nature is a killer. Nature is a bitch. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain.-- Jeff Melvoin

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  When I'm not doing something that....
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When I'm not doing something that comes deeply from me, I get bored. When I get bored I get distracted and when I get distracted, I become depressed. It's a natural resistance, and it insures your integrity.-- Maria Irene Fornes

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  Part of being sane, is being....
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Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy.-- Janet Long

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  The purpose of a liberal arts....
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The purpose of a liberal arts education is to learn that a person can like both cats *and* dogs!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I respect the man who knows....
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I respect the man who knows distinctly what he wishes. The greater part of all mischief in the world arises from the fact that men do not sufficiently understand their own aims. They have undertaken to build a tower, and spend no more labor on the foundation than would be necessary to erect a hut.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  There is no such thing as....
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There is no such thing as pure pleasure; some anxiety always goes with it.-- Ovid

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  Life wouldn't be worth living if....
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Life wouldn't be worth living if I worried over the future as well as the present.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  What's reality anyway? Nothing but a....
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What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch.-- Lily Tomlin

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  It is a great thing to....
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It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  We have to ask the wealthiest....
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We have to ask the wealthiest Americans to pay their fair share again. Their incomes went up in the 1980s and their taxes went down. We can't ask the middle class to pay more; their incomes went down and their taxes went up.-- Bill Clinton

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  The road to a friend's house....
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The road to a friend's house is never long.-- Danish Proverb

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  The thing that is incredible is....
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The thing that is incredible is life itself. Why should we be here in this sun-illuminated universe? Why should there be green earth under our feet?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Dogs are not our whole life,....
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.-- Roger Caras

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  As long as we focus on....
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As long as we focus on the outside, there will always be that empty, hungry, lost place inside that needs to be filled.-- Shakti Gawain

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  Revolutions always come around again. That's....
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Revolutions always come around again. That's why they're called revolutions.-- Terry Pratchett

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  Nerds don't just happen to dress....
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Nerds don't just happen to dress informally. They do it too consistently. Consciously or not, they dress informally as a prophylactic measure against stupidity.-- Paul Graham

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  Your best shot at happiness, self-worth....
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Your best shot at happiness, self-worth and personal satisfaction - the things that constitute real success - is not in earning as much as you can but in performing as well as you can something that you consider worthwhile.-- William Raspberry

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  To love oneself is the beginning....
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To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.-- Oscar Wilde

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  I take it that what all....
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I take it that what all men are really after is some form or perhaps only some formula of peace.-- Joseph Conrad

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  The idea of all-out nuclear war....
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The idea of all-out nuclear war is unsettling.-- Walter Goodman

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  They say that the wages of....
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They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just a tired feeling really.-- Paula Poundstone

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  There are lots of ways of....
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There are lots of ways of being miserable, but there's only one way of being comfortable, and that is to stop running round after happiness. If you make up your mind not to be happy there's no reason why you shouldn't have a fairly good time.-- Edith Wharton

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  A sign of celebrity is that....
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A sign of celebrity is that his name is often worth more than his services.-- Daniel J. Boorstin

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  A man must properly pay the....
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A man must properly pay the fiddler. In my case it so happened that a whole symphony orchestra had to be subsidized.-- John Barrymore

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  Nothing is there more friendly to....
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Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

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  In the begining there was nothing,....
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In the begining there was nothing, and it exploded.-- Terry Pratchett

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  Thank God men cannot as yet....
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Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Photographers deal in things which are....
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Photographers deal in things which are continually vanishing and when they have vanished there is no contrivance on earth which can make them come back again.-- Henri Cartier Bresson

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  PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of....
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PREDILECTION, n. The preparatory stage of disillusion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I only drink to make other....
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I only drink to make other people seem interesting.-- George Jean Nathan

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  What if we chose the wrong....
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What if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.-- Matt Groening

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  RECOLLECT, v. To recall with additions....
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RECOLLECT, v. To recall with additions something not previously known.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The only real possession you'll ever....
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The only real possession you'll ever have is your character.-- Tom Wolfe

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  O, how this spring of love....
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O, how this spring of love resembleth -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Misunderstood! It is a right fool's....
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Misunderstood! It is a right fool's word. Is it so bad then to be misunderstood? Pythagoras was misunderstood, and Socrates, and Jesus, and Luther, and Copernicus, and Galileo, and Newton, and every pure and wise spirit that ever took flesh. To be great is to be misunderstood.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  In the world there are only....
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In the world there are only two tragedies. One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A hair on the head is....
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A hair on the head is worth two on the brush.-- Irish Proverb

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  For the world was changing, and....
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For the world was changing, and sweetness was gone, and virtue too. Worry had crept on a corroding world, and what was lost--good manners, ease and beauty? Ladies were not ladies anymore, and you couldn't trust a gentleman's word... Oh, strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!-- John Steinbeck

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  God does not play dice with....
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God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.-- Terry Pratchett

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  Genuine poetry can communicate before it....
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Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.-- T. S. Eliot

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  Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we....
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Let's not kid ourselves. Whatever we diagnose, most patients, if they don't die, get well by themselves. Our job is mainly to try to make them feel better; do no harm.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  There was a young man of....
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There was a young man of Dundoo,-- Anonymous/"

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  This art of resting the mind....
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This art of resting the mind and the power of dismissing from it all care and worry is probably one of the secrets of energy in our great men.-- Captain J. A. Hadfield

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  Grown ups never understand anything for....
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Grown ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  I think I think, therefore, I....
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I think I think, therefore, I think I am.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  When someone allows you to bear....
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When someone allows you to bear his burdens, you have found deep friendship.-- Real Live Preacher

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  When a man wants to murder....
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Isn't it strange that I who....
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Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?-- Albert Einstein

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  It is knowledge that influences and....
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It is knowledge that influences and equalizes the social condition of man; that gives to all, however different their political position, passions which are in common, and enjoyments which are universal.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  There is nothing so easy but....
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There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it reluctantly.-- Terence

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  Hope in reality is the worst....
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Hope in reality is the worst of all evils, because it prolongs the torments of man.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  A large part of virtue consists....
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A large part of virtue consists in good habits.-- William Paley

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  There is not enough religion in....
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There is not enough religion in the world to destroy the world's religions.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  But in this world nothing can....
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But in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  You think your pains and heartbreaks....
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read. It was books that taught me that the things that tormented me were the very things that connected me with all the people who were alive, or who have ever been alive.-- James Baldwin

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  Antonym, n.: The opposite of the....
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Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.-- Unknown

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  A good friend can tell you....
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A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.-- Arthur Brisbane

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  The ideal condition-- ....
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  Things don't fall apart. Things hold.....
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Things don't fall apart. Things hold. Lines connect in thin ways that last and last and lives become generations made out of pictures and words just kept.-- Lucille Clifton

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  In the garden, Autumn is, indeed....
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In the garden, Autumn is, indeed the crowning glory of the year, bringing us the fruition of months of thought and care and toil. And at no season, safe perhaps in Daffodil time, do we get such superb colour effects as from August to November.-- Rose G. Kingsley

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