Famous Quotes from Inspirational People
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  Use soft words and hard arguments.--....
Use soft words and hard arguments.-- English Proverb

 
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  The right to do something does....
The right to do something does not mean that doing it is right.-- William Safire

 
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  Art is a lie which makes....
Art is a lie which makes us realize the truth.-- Pablo Picasso

 
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  Religion is the sigh of the....
Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. -- Karl Marx

 
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  No opera plot can be sensible,....
No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.-- W. H. Auden

 
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  Careful. We don't want to learn....
Careful. We don't want to learn from this.-- Bill Watterson

 
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  Well, art is art, isn't it?....
Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  Gratitude is not only the greatest....
Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others.-- Cicero

 
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  Leaders don't create followers, they create....
Leaders don't create followers, they create more leaders.-- Tom Peters

 
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  A good politician is quite as....
A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The point of public relations slogans....
The point of public relations slogans like "Support our troops" is that they don't mean anything... That's the whole point of good propaganda. You want to create a slogan that nobody's going to be against, and everybody's going to be for. Nobody knows what it means, because it doesn't mean anything. Its crucial value is that it diverts your attention from a question that does mean something: Do you support our policy? That's the one you're not allowed to talk about.-- Noam Chomsky

 
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  Cooking is like love. It should....
Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.-- Harriet Van Horne

 
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  When I find myself in the....
When I find myself in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a room full of dukes.-- W. H. Auden

 
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  If a man cannot forget, he....
If a man cannot forget, he will never amount to much.-- Soren Kierkegaard

 
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  One good turn deserves another.-- Gaius....
One good turn deserves another.-- Gaius Petronius

 
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  Death is nothing to us, since....
Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not.-- Epicurus

 
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  Be true to your work, your....
Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. -- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  We live in a Newtonian world....
We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic.-- David Russell

 
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  A committee is a thing which....
A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  I believe in getting into hot....
I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  No man is free who is....
No man is free who is not master of himself.-- Epictetus

 
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  It is like a finger pointing....
It is like a finger pointing toward the moon. Don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.-- Bruce Lee

 
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  In a quarrel, the higher voiced....
In a quarrel, the higher voiced person will win. -- Japanese Proverb

 
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  Nothing changes more constantly than the....
Nothing changes more constantly than the past; for the past that influences our lives does not consist of what actually happened, but of what men believe happened.-- Gerald White Johnson

 
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  Sometimes a good exit is all....
Sometimes a good exit is all you can ask for.-- Sean Stewart

 
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  The law must be stable, but....
The law must be stable, but it must not stand still.-- Roscoe Pound

 
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  The happiness of a man in....
The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.-- Alfred Lord Tennyson

 
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  Age is opportunity no less than....
Age is opportunity no less than youth itself.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

 
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  You cannot run away from a....
You cannot run away from a weakness; you must sometimes fight it out or perish. And if that be so, why not now, and where you stand?-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  When in doubt, duck.-- Malcolm Forbes....
When in doubt, duck.-- Malcolm Forbes

 
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  Sometimes it seems like God is....
Sometimes it seems like God is difficult to find and impossibly far away. We get so caught up in our small daily duties and irritations that they become the only things that we can focus on. What we forget is that God's love and beauty are all around us, every day, if only we would take the time to look up and see them.-- Matthias

 
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  I cannot believe that the inscrutable....
I cannot believe that the inscrutable universe turns on an axis of suffering; surely the strange beauty of the world must somewhere rest on pure joy!-- Louise Bogan

 
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  There is no higher religion than....
There is no higher religion than human service. To work for the common good is the greatest creed.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  Why is it that we entertain....
Why is it that we entertain the belief that for every purpose odd numbers are the most effectual?-- Pliny the Elder

 
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  YOKE, n. An implement, madam, to....
YOKE, n. An implement, madam, to whose Latin name, _jugum_, we owe one of the most illuminating words in our language -- a word that defines the matrimonial situation with precision, point and poignancy. A thousand apologies for withholding it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Here's something to think about: How....
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?-- Jay Leno

 
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  The worst prison would be a....
The worst prison would be a closed heart.-- Unknown

 
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  O for a life of Sensations....
O for a life of Sensations rather than of Thoughts.-- John Keats

 
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  RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian,....
RED-SKIN, n. A North American Indian, whose skin is not red -- at least not on the outside.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The test of a first-fate intelligence....
The test of a first-fate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function. One should, for example, be able to see that things are hopeless and yet be determined to make them otherwise.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

 
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  Power tends to corrupt, and absolute....
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.-- Lord Acton

 
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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  There is no happiness where there....
There is no happiness where there is no wisdom;--

 
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  Take the attitude of a student,....
Take the attitude of a student, never be too big to ask questions, never know too much to learn something new.-- Og Mandino

 
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  I wish you all the good....
I wish you all the good and charm that life can offer. Think of me kindly, and rest assured that no one would more rejoice to hear of your happiness.-- Ludwig van Beethoven

 
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  You are today where your thoughts....
You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.-- James Lane Allen

 
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  I learned in the last few....
I learned in the last few years that it's really unhappy and really unsustainable to try and base your well being on something as arbitrary as record sale and critical acclaim and the interests of the public. All of those things are so fickle. So my approach now to music is I want to make records that I love, and I hope that other people love them, then that's OK.-- Moby

 
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  Beware of dissipating your powers; strive....
Beware of dissipating your powers; strive constantly to concentrate them. Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Critics search for ages for the....
Critics search for ages for the wrong word, which, to give them credit, they eventually find.-- Peter Ustinov

 
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  For I do not believe God....
For I do not believe God means us thus to divide life into two halves - to wear a grave face on Sunday, and to think it out-of-place to even so much as mention Him on a week-day. Do you think He cares to see only kneeling figures and to hear only tones of prayer - and that He does not also love to see the lambs leaping in the sunlight, and to hear the merry voices of the children, as they roll amoung the hay? Surely their innocent laughter is as sweet in His ears as the grandest anthem that ever rolled up from the "dim religious light" of some solemn cathedral?-- Lewis Carroll

 
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  The argument is at an end.--....
The argument is at an end.-- Saint Augustine

 
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  Utility is when you have one....
Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.-- Doug Larson

 
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  MARTYR, n. One who moves along....
MARTYR, n. One who moves along the line of least reluctance to a desired death.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Government is not reason, it is....
Government is not reason, it is not eloquence, it is force; like fire, a troublesome servant and a fearful master. Never for a moment should it be left to irresponsible action.-- George Washington

 
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  Energy is the essence of life.....
Energy is the essence of life. Every day you decide how you're going to use it by knowing what you want and what it takes to reach that goal, and by maintaining focus.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  So long as we live among....
So long as we live among men, let us cherish humanity.-- Andre Gide

 
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  The true traveler is he who....
The true traveler is he who goes on foot, and even then, he sits down a lot of the time.-- Colette

 
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  The best way to cheer yourself....
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.-- Mark Twain

 
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  A great city is that which....
A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  Don't stay long when the husband....
Don't stay long when the husband is not at home.-- Japanese Proverb

 
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  If everything seems under control, you're....
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.-- Mario Andretti

 
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  Beware of all enterprises that require....
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.--

 
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  One person can have a profound....
One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

 
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  MTV is the lava lamp of....
MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's.-- Doug Ferrari

 
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  Men occasionally stumble over the truth,....
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Those who wish to appear wise....
Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.-- Quintilian

 
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  When you think of the long....
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find more hideous crimes have been committed in the name of obedience than have ever been committed in the name of rebellion.-- C. P. Snow

 
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  Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.--....
Readers are plentiful; thinkers are rare.-- Harriet Martineau

 
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  A few days ago I walked....
A few days ago I walked along the edge of the lake and was treated to the crunch and rustle of leaves with each step I made. The acoustics of this season are different and all sounds, no matter how hushed, are as crisp as autumn air.-- Eric Sloane

 
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  I know a lot about cars.....
I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.-- Mitch Hedberg

 
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  The sufferings that fate inflicts on....
The sufferings that fate inflicts on us should be borne with patience, what enemies inflict with manly courage.-- Thucydides

 
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  Art is on the side of....
Art is on the side of the oppressed. Think before you shudder at the simplistic dictum and its heretical definition of the freedom of art. For if art is freedom of the spirit, how can it exist within the oppressors?-- Edith Wharton

 
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  A poet who reads his verse....
A poet who reads his verse in public may have other nasty habits.-- Robert Heinlein

 
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  PANTOMIME, n. A play in which....
PANTOMIME, n. A play in which the story is told without violence to the language. The least disagreeable form of dramatic action.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  PROOF-READER, n. A malefactor who atones....
PROOF-READER, n. A malefactor who atones for making your writing nonsense by permitting the compositor to make it unintelligible.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies....
GOOSE, n. A bird that supplies quills for writing. These, by some occult process of nature, are penetrated and suffused with various degrees of the bird's intellectual energies and emotional character, so that when inked and drawn mechanically across paper by a person called an "author," there results a very fair and accurate transcript of the fowl's thought and feeling. The difference in geese, as discovered by this ingenious method, is considerable: many are found to have only trivial and insignificant powers, but some are seen to be very great geese indeed.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Piety requires us to honor truth....
Piety requires us to honor truth above our friends.-- Aristotle

 
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  Recompense injury with justice, and recompense....
Recompense injury with justice, and recompense kindness with kindness.-- Confucius

 
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  Beauty is in the eye of....
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.-- Miss Piggy

 
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  There is no greater joy than....
There is no greater joy than of feeling oneself a creator. The triumph of life is expressed by creation.-- Henri Bergson

 
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  If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's....
If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me-- Jimmy Buffett

 
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  Our scientific power has outrun our....
Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

 
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  The visionary lies to himself, the....
The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  To write it, it took three....
To write it, it took three months; to conceive it – three minutes; to collect the data in it – all my life.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

 
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  The position of the artist is....
The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel.-- Piet Mondrian

 
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  The true aim of everyone who....
The true aim of everyone who aspires to be a teacher should be, not to impart his own opinions, but to kindle minds.-- Frederick William Robertson

 
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  For to be free is not....
For to be free is not merely to cast off one's chains, but to live in a way that respects and enhances the freedom of others.-- Nelson Mandela

 
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  Mi taku oyasin. (We are all....
Mi taku oyasin. (We are all related.)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Every minute you are thinking of....
Every minute you are thinking of evil, you might have been thinking of good instead. Refuse to pander to a morbid interest in your own misdeeds. Pick yourself up, be sorry, shake yourself, and go on again.-- Evelyn Underhill

 
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  I'd rather laugh with the sinners....
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, sinners are much more fun.-- Billy Joel

 
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  A man's worst enemies can't wish....
A man's worst enemies can't wish on him what he can think up himself.-- Yiddish Proverb

 
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  Since when is public safety the....
Since when is public safety the root password to the Constitution?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I looked with chameleon eyes upon....
I looked with chameleon eyes upon the changing face of the world, looked with anonymous vision upon my uncompleted self.-- Anais Nin

 
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  Maybe someday I'll be able to....
Maybe someday I'll be able to shoot a film I'm proud of.-- George Lucas

 
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  Most American children suffer too much....
Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father.-- Gloria Steinem

 
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  To be a book-collector is to....
To be a book-collector is to combine the worst characteristics of a dope fiend with those of a miser.-- Robertson Davies

 
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  RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself....
RIBROASTER, n. Censorious language by oneself concerning another. The word is of classical refinement, and is even said to have been used in a fable by Georgius Coadjutor, one of the most fastidious writers of the fifteenth century -- commonly, indeed, regarded as the founder of the Fastidiotic School.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  You must pay for conformity. All....
You must pay for conformity. All goes well as long as you run with conformists. But you, who are honest men in other particulars, know that there is alive somewhere a man whose honesty reaches to this point also, that he shall not kneel to false gods, and, on the day when you meet him, you sink into the class of counterfeits.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Politics is the skilled use of....
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.-- Lester B. Pearson

 
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  A danger foreseen is half-avoided.-- Cheyenne....
A danger foreseen is half-avoided.-- Cheyenne Proverb

 
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  Life is a fatal complaint, and....
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  Perhaps the most delightful friendships are....
Perhaps the most delightful friendships are those in which there is much agreement, much disputation, and yet more personal liking.-- George Eliot

 
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  Truth has no special time of....
Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now -- always.-- Albert Schweitzer

 
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  Someday is not a day of....
Someday is not a day of the week.-- Anonymous

 
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  One should never know too precisely....
One should never know too precisely whom one has married.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Let me have men about me....
Let me have men about me that are fat, --

 
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  Never read a book through merely....
Never read a book through merely because you have begun it.-- John Witherspoon

 
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  If you want to tell people....
If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I once shook hands with Pat....
I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.-- Dean Martin

 
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  Change is the constant, the signal....
Change is the constant, the signal for rebirth, the egg of the phoenix.-- Christina Baldwin

 
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  To perceive is to suffer.-- Aristotle....
To perceive is to suffer.-- Aristotle

 
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  Technology: No Place for Wimps!-- Scott....
Technology: No Place for Wimps!-- Scott Adams

 
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  The two powers which in my....
The two powers which in my opinion constitute a wise man are those of bearing and forebearing.-- Epictetus

 
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  Except a man be born again,....
Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.-- Bible

 
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  You think the dead we love....
You think the dead we love ever truly leave us? You think that we don't recall them most plainly when we need? Your father is alive in you Harry and shows himself most plainly when you have need of him.-- J. K. Rowling

 
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  Public confidence in the integrity of....
Public confidence in the integrity of the Government is indispensable to faith in democracy; and when we lose faith in the system, we have lost faith in everything we fight and spend for.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

 
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  Those who stand for nothing fall....
Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.-- Alexander Hamilton

 
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  Love is the ability and willingness....
Love is the ability and willingness to allow those that you care for to be what they choose for themselves without any insistence that they satisfy you.-- Wayne Dyer

 
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  Everything in the world may be....
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  The ideal engineer is a composite....
The ideal engineer is a composite ... He is not a scientist, he is not a mathematician, he is not a sociologist or a writer; but he may use the knowledge and techniques of any or all of these disciplines in solving engineering problems.-- N. W. Dougherty

 
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  The next thing to saying a....
The next thing to saying a good thing yourself, is to quote one.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  The beauty of a statue is....
The beauty of a statue is in its outward form; of a man in his conduct.-- Demophilus

 
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  Alcohol is the anesthesia by which....
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  To become a popular religion, it....
To become a popular religion, it is only necessary for a superstition to enslave a philosohpy.-- William Ralph Inge

 
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  Martyrdom is the only way a....
Martyrdom is the only way a person can become famous without ability.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  For me, words are a form....
For me, words are a form of action, capable of influencing change.-- Ingrid Bengis

 
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  It is not the critic who....
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by the dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions and spends himself in a worthy course; who at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly; so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory or defeat.-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  Merely corroborative detail, intended to give....
Merely corroborative detail, intended to give artistic verisimilitude to an otherwise bald and unconvincing narrative.-- W. S. Gilbert

 
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  The Tao that can be told....
The Tao that can be told is not the eternal Tao.-- Lao-Tzu/"

 
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  Having been poor is no shame,....
Having been poor is no shame, but being ashamed of it, is.-- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Whatever is produced in haste goes....
Whatever is produced in haste goes hastily to waste.-- Saadi

 
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  It is impossible to defeat an....
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument.-- William G. McAdoo

 
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  We are generally the better persuaded....
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.-- Blaise Pascal

 
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  Which way I fly is Hell;....
Which way I fly is Hell; myself am Hell.-- John Milton

 
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  Each painting has its own way....
Each painting has its own way of evolving...When the painting is finished, the subject reaveals itself.-- William Baziotes

 
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  HIBERNATE, v.i. To pass the winter....
HIBERNATE, v.i. To pass the winter season in domestic seclusion. There have been many singular popular notions about the hibernation of various animals. Many believe that the bear hibernates during the whole winter and subsists by mechanically sucking its paws. It is admitted that it comes out of its retirement in the spring so lean that it had to try twice before it can cast a shadow. Three or four centuries ago, in England, no fact was better attested than that swallows passed the winter months in the mud at the bottom of their brooks, clinging together in globular masses. They have apparently been compelled to give up the custom and account of the foulness of the brooks. Sotus Ecobius discovered in Central Asia a whole nation of people who hibernate. By some investigators, the fasting of Lent is supposed to have been originally a modified form of hibernation, to which the Church gave a religious significance; but this view was strenuously opposed by that eminent authority, Bishop K

 
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  We must be willing to get....
We must be willing to get rid of the life we've planned, so as to have the life that is waiting for us.-- Joseph Campbell

 
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  [Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining....
[Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.-- Voltaire

 
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  All great things are simple, and....
All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Hope is necessary in every condition.--....
Hope is necessary in every condition.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Hatred does not cease in this....
Hatred does not cease in this world by hating, but by not hating; this is an eternal truth.-- Buddha

 
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  No government ought to be without....
No government ought to be without censors & where the press is free, no one ever will.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  If you talk to a man....
If you talk to a man in a language he understands, that goes to his head. If you talk to him in his language, that goes to his heart.-- Nelson Mandela

 
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  You don't have to cook fancy....
You don't have to cook fancy or complicated masterpieces - just good food from fresh ingredients.-- Julia Child

 
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  Friendship with oneself is all important,....
Friendship with oneself is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

 
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  Experience is a hard teacher. She....
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards.-- anonymous

 
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  We ought not to judge of....
We ought not to judge of men's merits by their qualifications, but by the use they make of them.-- Richard Cecil

 
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  I'll publish right or wrong. Fools....
I'll publish right or wrong. Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.-- Lord Byron

 
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  Beyond a critical point within a....
Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  Ordinary riches can be stolen, real....
Ordinary riches can be stolen, real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  BIRTH, n. The first and direst....
BIRTH, n. The first and direst of all disasters. As to the nature of it there appears to be no uniformity. Castor and Pollux were born from the egg. Pallas came out of a skull. Galatea was once a block of stone. Peresilis, who wrote in the tenth century, avers that he grew up out of the ground where a priest had spilled holy water. It is known that Arimaxus was derived from a hole in the earth, made by a stroke of lightning. Leucomedon was the son of a cavern in Mount Aetna, and I have myself seen a man come out of a wine cellar.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I myself am made entirely of....
I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions.-- Augusten Burroughs

 
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  Management by objectives works if you....
Management by objectives works if you first think through your objectives. Ninety percent of the time you haven't.-- Peter Drucker

 
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  Maturity is the ability to do....
Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.-- Ann Landers

 
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  Why isn't there a special name....
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?-- Lily Tomlin

 
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  Son, always tell the truth. Then....
Son, always tell the truth. Then you'll never have to remember what you said the last time.-- Sam Rayburn

 
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  The end excuses any evil.-- Sophocles....
The end excuses any evil.-- Sophocles

 
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  The IRS spends God knows how....
The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask them a real tax question, such as how you can cheat, they're useless. So, for guidance, you want to look to big business. Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a big consumer organization that never pays a nickel in taxes...-- Dave Barry

 
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  Blaze with the fire that is....
Blaze with the fire that is never extinguished.-- Luisa Sigea

 
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  When women kiss, it always reminds....
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Here's some words of wisdom sprayed....
Here's some words of wisdom sprayed painted on a wall in Berkeley:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Be master of your petty annoyances....
Be master of your petty annoyances and conserve your energies for the big, worthwhile things. It isn't the mountain ahead that wears you out - it's the grain of sand in your shoe.-- Robert Service

 
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  We often do good in order....
We often do good in order that we may do evil with impunity.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  MISCREANT, n. A person of the....
MISCREANT, n. A person of the highest degree of unworth. Etymologically, the word means unbeliever, and its present signification may be regarded as theology's noblest contribution to the development of our language.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  MIRACLE, n. An act or event....
MIRACLE, n. An act or event out of the order of nature and unaccountable, as beating a normal hand of four kings and an ace with four aces and a king.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  This is the short and the....
This is the short and the long of it.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  In critical moments even the very....
In critical moments even the very powerful have need of the weakest.-- Aesop

 
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  We always do what we MOST....
We always do what we MOST WANT to do, whether or not we like what we are doing at each instant of our lives. Wanting and liking many times are not the same thing. Many people have done what they say they didn't want to do at a particular moment. And that may be true until one looks deeper into the motivation behind the doing. What they are really saying is the price they will have to pay or the consequences they will have to endure, for not doing that something may be too high or onerous for them not to do it. Such as going to work. Many people say they don't want to go to work and yet they go. Which means they don't want to risk losing their jobs and the negative hurting emotions associated with not having a job. It has been estimated about 90% to 95% of all people work at jobs which are unfulfilling and which they dislike and would leave in a minute if they only knew what they really wanted to do.-- Sidney Madwed

 
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  Do good, reap good; do evil,....
Do good, reap good; do evil, reap evil.-- Chinese Proverb

 
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  What is more mortifying than to....
What is more mortifying than to feel that you have missed the plum for want of courage to shake the tree?-- Logan Pearsall Smith

 
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  My views and feelings (are) in....
My views and feelings (are) in favor of the abolition of war--and I hope it is practicable, by improving the mind and morals of society, to lessen the disposition to war; but of its abolition I despair.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.-- Ambrose....
RESIDENT, adj. Unable to leave.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A cult is a religion with....
A cult is a religion with no political power.-- Tom Wolfe

 
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  Religion is something left over from....
Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  Our patience will achieve more than....
Our patience will achieve more than our force.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  Live simply that others may simply....
Live simply that others may simply live.-- Mahatma Gandhi

 
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  There are two ways to slide....
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.-- Alfred Korzybski

 
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  There are two things in particular....
There are two things in particular that it [the computer industry] failed to foresee: one was the coming of the Internet(...); the other was the fact that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  If the lesser mind could measure....
If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a pyramid, there would be finality in universal suffrage. As it is, the political problem remains unsolved.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  The ornament of a house is....
The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  You can't pray a lie.-- Mark....
You can't pray a lie.-- Mark Twain

 
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  A house is no home unless....
A house is no home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.-- Margaret Fuller

 
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  All interest in disease and death....
All interest in disease and death is only another expression of interest in life.-- Thomas Mann

 
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  Sometimes it is said that man....
Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the governing of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others? Or have we found angels in the forms of kings to govern him? Let history answer this question.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  If I only had a little....
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.-- Ted Turner

 
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  Success is a great deodorant.-- Elizabeth....
Success is a great deodorant.-- Elizabeth Taylor

 
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  Those who make peaceful revolution impossible....
Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  An economist's guess is liable to....
An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's.-- Will Rogers

 
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  A bully is not reasonable -....
A bully is not reasonable - he is persuaded only by threats.-- Marie De France

 
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  Be polite to all, but intimate....
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  The person who makes a success....
The person who makes a success of living is the one who see his goal steadily and aims for it unswervingly. That is dedication.-- Cecil B. DeMille

 
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  One's first book, kiss, home run,....
One's first book, kiss, home run, is always the best.-- Clifton Fadiman

 
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  Nothing deters a good man from....
Nothing deters a good man from doing what is honourable.-- Seneca

 
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  I grasped the meaning of the....
I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.-- Viktor Frankl

 
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  No one is safe from slander.....
No one is safe from slander. The best way is to pay no attention to it, but live in innocence and let the world talk.-- Moliere

 
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  "Pathetic," he said. "That's what it....
"Pathetic," he said. "That's what it is. Pathetic."--

 
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  Hope doesn't come from calculating whether....
Hope doesn't come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. It's simply a choice to take action.-- Anna Lappe

 
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  The stage lost a fine actor,....
The stage lost a fine actor, just as science lost an acute reasoner, when he became a specialist in crime.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 
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  Baseball is a skilled game. It's....
Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game -- it, and high taxes.-- Will Rogers

 
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  The trouble with most folks isn't....
The trouble with most folks isn't so much their ignorance. It's know'n so many things that ain't so.-- Josh Billings

 
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  The time not to become a....
The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.-- E. B. White

 
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  Any colour - so long as....
Any colour - so long as it's black.-- Henry Ford

 
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  We did not change as we....
We did not change as we grew older; we just became more clearly ourselves.-- Lynn Hall

 
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  War can only be abolished by....
War can only be abolished by war, and in order to get rid of the gun it is necessary to take up the gun.-- Mao Tse-Tung

 
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  The artist alone sees spirits. But....
The artist alone sees spirits. But after he has told of their appearing to him, everybody sees them-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Holding anger is a poison. It....
Holding anger is a poison. It eats you from the inside. We think that hating is a weapon that attacks the person who harmed us. But hatred is a curved blade. And the harm we do, we do to ourselves.-- Mitch Albom

 
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  It may be risky to marry....
It may be risky to marry for love, but it's so honest that the Lord just has to smile on it.-- Josh Billings

 
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  The greatest penalty of evildoing -....
The greatest penalty of evildoing - namely, to grow into the likeness of bad men.-- Plato

 
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  We have really everything in common....
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Fear does not have any special....
Fear does not have any special power unless you empower it by submitting to it.-- Les Brown

 
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  Ignorance of all things is an....
Ignorance of all things is an evil neither terrible nor excessive, nor yet the greatest of all; but great cleverness and much learning, if they be accompanied by a bad training, are a much greater misfortune.-- Plato

 
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  Good ideas are not adopted automatically.....
Good ideas are not adopted automatically. They must be driven into practice with courageous patience.-- Hyman Rickover

 
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  The most valuable function performed by....
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.-- Dave Barry

 
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  I'm going to memorize your name....
I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away.-- Oscar Levant

 
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  The idle mind knows not what....
The idle mind knows not what it wants.-- Ennius

 
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  Bad law is the worst sort....
Bad law is the worst sort of tyranny.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  Before God we are all equally....
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  A paranoid is someone who knows....
A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.-- William S. Burroughs

 
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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  PALM, n. A species of tree....
PALM, n. A species of tree having several varieties, of which the familiar "itching palm" (_Palma hominis_) is most widely distributed and sedulously cultivated. This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver. The metal will adhere with remarkable tenacity. The fruit of the itching palm is so bitter and unsatisfying that a considerable percentage of it is sometimes given away in what are known as "benefactions."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  In battling evil, excess is good;....
In battling evil, excess is good; for he who is moderate in announcing the truth is presenting half-truth. He conceals the other half out of fear of the people's wrath.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  If children grew up according to....
If children grew up according to early indications, we should have nothing but geniuses.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to....
IMPOSTOR n. A rival aspirant to public honors.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Walking is man's best medicine.-- Hippocrates....
Walking is man's best medicine.-- Hippocrates

 
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  BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having....
BONDSMAN, n. A fool who, having property of his own, undertakes to become responsible for that entrusted to another to a third. Philippe of Orleans wishing to appoint one of his favorites, a dissolute nobleman, to a high office, asked him what security he would be able to give. "I need no bondsmen," he replied, "for I can give you my word of honor." "And pray what may be the value of that?" inquired the amused Regent. "Monsieur, it is worth its weight in gold."-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A husband should not insult his....
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.-- James Thurber

 
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  There are more things in heaven....
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,-- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Human beings, by changing the inner....
Human beings, by changing the inner attitudes of their minds, can change the outer aspects of their lives.-- William James

 
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  I always like to know everything....
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Privacy and security are those things....
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.-- Margaret Cho

 
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  I decided that it was not....
I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.-- Socrates

 
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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

 
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  When you say Yes, say it....
When you say Yes, say it quickly. But always take a half hour to say No, so you can understand the other fellow's side.-- Francis Cardinal Spellman

 
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  The best accessory a girl can....
The best accessory a girl can have is her best friend.-- Paris Hilton

 
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  In my wide association in life,....
In my wide association in life, meeting with many and great men in various parts of the world, I have yet to find the man, however great or exalted his station, who did not do better work and put forth greater effort under a spirit of approval than he would ever do under a spirit of criticism.-- Charles M. Schwab

 
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  The man who views the world....
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.-- Muhammad Ali

 
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  Whether we bring our enemies to....
Whether we bring our enemies to justice, or justice to our enemies, justice will be done.-- George W. Bush

 
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  The Pythagorean ... having been brought....
The Pythagorean ... having been brought up in the study of mathematics, thought that things are numbers ... and that the whole cosmos is a scale and a number.-- Aristotle

 
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  To stand up -- or be....
To stand up -- or be setup?-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  Nothing succeeds like address.-- Fran Lebowitz....
Nothing succeeds like address.-- Fran Lebowitz

 
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  A little rebellion now and then...is....
A little rebellion now and then...is a medicine necessary for the sound health of government.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  The painting has a life of....
The painting has a life of its own. I try to let it come through.-- Jackson Pollock

 
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  Never forget that you're a member....
Never forget that you're a member of your own community. Don't do something that you wouldn't like to see done.-- Keith Richman

 
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  Carlyle said, "A lie cannot live";....
Carlyle said, "A lie cannot live"; it shows he did not know how to tell them.-- Mark Twain

 
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  In solitude especialy do we begin....
In solitude especialy do we begin to appreciate the advantage of living with someone who can think.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  It is against the grain of....
It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self-critical?-- Alan Perlis

 
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  Just because some of us can....
Just because some of us can read and write and do a little math, that doesn't mean we deserve to conquer the Universe.-- Kurt Vonnegut

 
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  You can't just ask customers what....
You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  Lay on, Macduff, -- William_Shakespeare/" ....
Lay on, Macduff, -- William_Shakespeare/"

 
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  Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a....
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Hell is full of musical amateurs.--....
Hell is full of musical amateurs.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  The purpose of life is to....
The purpose of life is to fight maturity.-- Dick Werthimer

 
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  Any ordinary favor we do for....
Any ordinary favor we do for someone or any compassionate reaching out may seem to be going nowhere at first, but may be planting a seed we can't see right now. Sometimes we need to just do the best we can and then trust in an unfolding we can't design or ordain.-- Sharon Salzberg

 
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  This is the true joy in....
This is the true joy in life, being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one. Being a force of nature instead of a feverish, selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. I am of the opinion that my life belongs to the whole community and as I live it is my privilege - my *privilege* to do for it whatever I can. I want to be thoroughly used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I love. I rejoice in life for its own sake. Life is no brief candle to me; it is a sort of splendid torch which I've got a hold of for the moment and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future generations.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  It is funny about life: if....
It is funny about life: if you refuse to accept anything but the very best you will very often get it.-- W. Somerset Maugham

 
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  NONSENSE, n. The objections that are....
NONSENSE, n. The objections that are urged against this excellent dictionary.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Americans are a race of convicts....
Americans are a race of convicts and ought to be thankful for anything we allow them short of hanging.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  I have often regretted my speech,....
I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  Of making many books there is....
Of making many books there is no end; and much study is a weariness of the flesh.-- Bible

 
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  Dreams that do come true can....
Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't.-- Brett Butler

 
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  Life is what happens while you....
Life is what happens while you are making other plans.-- John Lennon

 
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  To die for an idea; it....
To die for an idea; it is unquestionably noble. But how much nobler it would be if men died for ideas that were true!-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  From the age of six, I....
From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let me tell you it has been hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.-- Bette Davis

 
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  Get up, stand up-- ....
Get up, stand up--

 
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  I never cease being dumbfounded by....
I never cease being dumbfounded by the unbelievable things people believe.-- Leo Rosten

 
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  The possession of unlimited power will....
The possession of unlimited power will make a despot of almost any man. There is a possible Nero in the gentlest human creature that walks.-- Thomas Bailey

 
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  Touch the earth, love the earth,....
Touch the earth, love the earth, honour the earth, her plains, her valleys, her hills, and her seas; rest your spirit in her solitary places.-- Ernest Dimnet

 
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  WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue,....
WHANGDEPOOTENAWAH, n. In the Ojibwa tongue, disaster; an unexpected affliction that strikes hard.-- Should you ask me further question --

 
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  To build may have to be....
To build may have to be the slow and laborious task of years. To destroy can be the thoughtless act of a single day.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  An appeal is when you ask....
An appeal is when you ask one court to show its contempt for another court.-- Finley Peter Dunne

 
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  It is only about things that....
It is only about things that do not interest one that one can give really unbiased opinions, which is no doubt the reason why an unbiased opinion is always valueless. -- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Painting is an attempt to come....
Painting is an attempt to come to terms with life. There are as many solutions as there are human beings.-- George Tooker

 
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  You've got to vote for someone.....
You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.-- Whoopi Goldberg

 
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  An ounce of cheerfulness is worth....
An ounce of cheerfulness is worth a pound of sadness to serve God with.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  I have no relish for the....
I have no relish for the country; it is a kind of healthy grave.-- Sydney Smith

 
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  You never know till you try....
You never know till you try to reach them how accessible men are; but you must approach each man by the right door.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  Tell me....And I Forget,-- ....
Tell me....And I Forget,--

 
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  He that would be a leader....
He that would be a leader must be a bridge.-- Welsh Proverb

 
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  For a living dog is better....
For a living dog is better than a dead lion,-- Bible

 
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  A wide screen just makes a....
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.-- Samuel Goldwyn

 
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  Mankind have a great aversion to....
Mankind have a great aversion to intellectual labor; but even supposing knowledge to be easily attainable, more people would be content to be ignorant than would take even a little trouble to acquire it.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  To accomplish great things, we must....
To accomplish great things, we must dream as well as act.-- Anatole France

 
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  Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, You're drunk!--....
Lady Astor: Mr. Churchill, You're drunk!-- Winston Churchill

 
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  Failure is the condiment that gives....
Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. -- Truman Capote

 
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  Generous people are rarely mentally ill.--....
Generous people are rarely mentally ill.-- Dr. Karl Menninger

 
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  In the morning, when you are....
In the morning, when you are sluggish about getting up, let this thought be present: 'I am rising to a man's work.'-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

 
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  A woman's preaching is like a....
A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.-- Samuel Johnson

 
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  Do you realize the responsibility I....
Do you realize the responsibility I carry? I'm the only person standing between Nixon and the White House.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  He who chooses the beginning of....
He who chooses the beginning of the road chooses the place it leads to. It is the means that determines the end.-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

 
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  Contraceptives should be used on every....
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.-- Spike Milligan

 
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  I believe this nation should commit....
I believe this nation should commit itself, to achieving the goal, before this decade is out, of landing a man on the moon and returning him safely to the earth.-- John F. Kennedy

 
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  [Water is] the only drink for....
[Water is] the only drink for a wise man.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  All that counts in life is....
All that counts in life is intention.-- Andrea Bocelli

 
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  An intelligence test sometimes shows a....
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.-- Laurence J. Peter

 
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  When one door of happiness closes,....
When one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened to us.-- Helen Keller

 
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  If you are out to describe....
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Beware of the half truth. You....
Beware of the half truth. You may have gotten hold of the wrong half.-- Unknown

 
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  Forgive me my nonsense as I....
Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.-- Robert Frost

 
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  I know three things will never....
I know three things will never be believed-the true, the probable, and the logical.-- John Steinbeck

 
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  Design can be art. Design can....
Design can be art. Design can be aesthetics. Design is so simple, that's why it is so complicated.-- Paul Rand

 
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  Politics are a lousy way for....
Politics are a lousy way for a free man to get things done. Politics are, like God's infinite mercy, a last resort.-- P. J. O'Rourke

 
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  The public have an insatiable curiosity....
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Religion without humanity is poor human....
Religion without humanity is poor human stuff.-- Sojourner Truth

 
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  I think we're having fun. I....
I think we're having fun. I think our customers really like our products. And we're always trying to do better.-- Steve Jobs

 
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  If you want to make peace,....
If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies.-- Moshe Dayan

 
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  There's a dark side to each....
There's a dark side to each and every human soul. We wish we were Obi-Wan Kenobi, and for the most part we are, but there's a little Darth Vadar in all of us. Thing is, this ain't no either or proposition. We're talking about dialectics, the good and the bad merging into us. You can run but you can't hide. My experience? Face the darkness, stare it down. Own it. As brother Nietzsche said, being human is a complicated gig. Give that old dark night of the soul a hug! Howl the eternal yes!-- Stuart Stevens

 
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  Anarchism is founded on the observation....
Anarchism is founded on the observation that since few men are wise enough to rule themselves, even fewer are wise enough to rule others.-- Edward Abbey

 
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  When one door closes another door....
When one door closes another door opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.-- Alexander Graham Bell

 
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  Beware the fury of a patient....
Beware the fury of a patient man.-- John Dryden

 
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  Paradise is exactly like where you....
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now... only much, much better.-- Laurie Anderson

 
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  To be in love is merely....
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Set up as an ideal the....
Set up as an ideal the facing of reality as honestly and as cheerfully as possible.-- Dr. Karl Menninger

 
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  We are at the very beginning....
We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on.-- Richard Feynman

 
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  There is a theory which states....
There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  The love of democracy is that....
The love of democracy is that of equality.-- Charles de Montesquieu

 
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  It is a lesson never learned:....
It is a lesson never learned: Matters of state and the heart that start with a lie rarely end well.-- Maureen Dowd

 
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  The thing always happens that you....
The thing always happens that you really believe in; and the belief in a thing makes it happen.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

 
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  Treasure the love you have received....
Treasure the love you have received above all. It will survive long after your gold and good health have vanished.-- Og Mandino

 
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  Over one's mind and over one's....
Over one's mind and over one's body the individual is sovereign.-- John Stuart Mill

 
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  Genius hath electric power which earth....
Genius hath electric power which earth can never tame.-- Lydia M. Child

 
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  Posterity is as likely to be....
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anyone else.-- Heywood Broun

 
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  Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk....
Ready comprehension is often a knee-jerk response and the most dangerous form of understanding. It blinks an opaque screen over your ablility to learn. The judgemental precedents of law function that way, littering your path with dead ends. Be warned. Understand nothing. All comprehension is temporary.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  We're fools whether we dance or....
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.-- Japanese proverb

 
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  When I see the elaborate study....
When I see the elaborate study and ingenuity displayed by women in the pursuit of trifles, I feel no doubt of their capacity for the most herculean undertakings.-- Julia Ward Howe

 
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  Ignorance is like a delicate exotic....
Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Fatherhood is pretending the present you....
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.-- Bill Cosby

 
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  Laugh, and the world laughs with....
Laugh, and the world laughs with you;--

 
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  Things that don't quite make sense....
Things that don't quite make sense can be our most valuable tools.-- David Wilson

 
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  There is no cure for birth....
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.-- George Santayana

 
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  Different taste in jokes is a....
Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.-- George Eliot

 
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  All perception of truth is the....
All perception of truth is the detection of an analogy.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  The most important thing is to....
The most important thing is to be whatever you are without shame.-- Rod Steiger

 
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  INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if....
INCOMPOSSIBLE, adj. Unable to exist if something else exists. Two things are incompossible when the world of being has scope enough for one of them, but not enough for both -- as Walt Whitman's poetry and God's mercy to man. Incompossibility, it will be seen, is only incompatibility let loose. Instead of such low language as "Go heel yourself -- I mean to kill you on sight," the words, "Sir, we are incompossible," would convey and equally significant intimation and in stately courtesy are altogether superior.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  The greatest mystery is not that....
The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.-- Andre Malraux

 
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  A nation that draws too broad....
A nation that draws too broad a difference between its scholars and its warriors will have its thinking done by cowards, and its fighting done by fools.-- Thucydides

 
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  He is rich who owns the....
He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invated by worry, fret and anxiety.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  Genius is of no country.-- Charles....
Genius is of no country.-- Charles Churchill

 
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  If you are of the opinion....
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.-- Fran Lebowitz

 
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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....
[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

 
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  Follow the path of the unsafe,....
Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of controversy. Speak your mind and fear less the label of 'crackpot' than the stigma of conformity. And on issues that seem important to you, stand up and be counted at any cost.-- Thomas J. Watson

 
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  The days of the digital watch....
The days of the digital watch are numbered.-- Tom Stoppard

 
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