Famous Quotes from Inspirational People
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  Love is the ultimate outlaw. It....
Love is the ultimate outlaw. It just won't adhere to any rules. The most any of us can do is sign on as its accomplice. Instead of vowing to honor and obey, maybe we should swear to aid and abet.-- Tom Robbins

 
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  The heart knoweth his own bitterness.--....
The heart knoweth his own bitterness.-- Bible

 
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  He who fights with monsters might....
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  No one really listens to anyone....
No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.-- Mignon McLaughlin

 
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  In prosperity our friends know us;....
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.-- John Churton Collins

 
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  Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.--....
Nothing spoils a confession like repentance.-- Anatole France

 
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  The worst thing you can possibly....
The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking about what you could have done.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

 
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  Men judge generally more by the....
Men judge generally more by the eye than by the hand, for everyone can see and few can feel. Every one sees what you appear to be, few really know what you are.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

 
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  Life was a funny thing that....
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.-- Quentin Crisp

 
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  In spite of everything that has....
In spite of everything that has happened, I still believe that people are really good at heart.-- Anne Frank

 
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  Creator: a comedian whose audience is....
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  Never put yourself in a position....
Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.-- Joel Spolsky

 
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  Why is it that we rejoice....
Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Abstract art: a product of the....
Abstract art: a product of the untalented sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

 
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  No man can be happy without....
No man can be happy without a friend, nor be sure of his friend until he is unhappy.-- Thomas Fuller

 
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  If I have seen further it....
If I have seen further it is by standing on the shoulders of giants.-- Isaac Newton

 
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  To be free it is not....
To be free it is not enough to beat the system, one must beat the system every day.-- Anonymous

 
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  The real voyage of discovery consists,....
The real voyage of discovery consists, not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.-- Marcel Proust

 
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  It would be ridiculous to talk....
It would be ridiculous to talk of male and female atmospheres, male and female springs or rains, male and female sunshine....How much more ridiculous is it in relation to mind, to soul, to thought, where there is as undeniably no such thing as sex...-- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

 
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  When I do good, I feel....
When I do good, I feel good; when I do bad, I feel bad, and that is my religion.-- Abraham Lincoln

 
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  A man's mother is his misfortune,....
A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault.-- Walter Bagehot

 
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  You can't say civilizations don't advance...in....
You can't say civilizations don't advance...in every war they kill you in a new way.-- Will Rogers

 
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  Comedy is acting out optimism.-- Robin....
Comedy is acting out optimism.-- Robin Williams

 
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  There is surely a piece of....
There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.-- Sir Thomas Browne

 
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  There is an applause superior to....
There is an applause superior to that of the multitudes: one's own.-- Elizabeth Elton Smith

 
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  If you paint in your mind....
If you paint in your mind a picture of bright and happy expectations, you put yourself into a condition conducive to your goal.-- Norman Vincent Peale

 
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  It is not the critic who....
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again. Because there is no effort without error and shortcomings, he who knows the great devotion, who spends himself in a worthy cause, who at the best knows in the end the high achievement of triumph and who at worst, if he fails while daring greatly, knows his place shall never be with those timid and cold souls who know neither victory nor defeat".-- Theodore Roosevelt

 
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  He who speaks without modesty will....
He who speaks without modesty will find it difficult to make his words good.-- Confucius

 
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  Usually, terrible things that are done....
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.-- Russell Baker

 
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  Never do anything yourself that others....
Never do anything yourself that others can do for you.-- Agatha Christie

 
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  Our chief want in life is....
Our chief want in life is somebody who shall make us do what we can.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  I wiggle my shoulders, I shake....
I wiggle my shoulders, I shake my legs, I walk up and down the stage, I hop around on one foot. But I never bump and grind. Why, that's vulgar. I'd never do anything vulgar before an audience. My mother would never allow it.-- Elvis Presley

 
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  Some day my boat will come....
Some day my boat will come in, and with my luck I'll be at the airport.-- Graffito

 
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  It has been my observation that....
It has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste.-- Henry Ford

 
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  Women who buy perfume and flowers....
Women who buy perfume and flowers for themselves because their men won't do it are called ``self basting.''-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Who will guard the guards themselves?--....
Who will guard the guards themselves?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The love of liberty is the....
The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  If a thing goes without saying....
If a thing goes without saying -- let it.-- Jacob Braude

 
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  Where is there dignity unless there....
Where is there dignity unless there is honesty?-- Cicero

 
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  We must believe in luck. For....
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?-- Jean Cocteau

 
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  Love: The delusion that one woman....
Love: The delusion that one woman differs from another.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  If there is, in fact, a....
If there is, in fact, a Heaven and a Hell, all we know for sure is that Hell will be a viciously overcrowded version of Phoenix...-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  I don't really trust a sane....
I don't really trust a sane person.-- Lyle Alzado

 
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  What are the facts? Again and....
What are the facts? Again and again and again - what are the facts? Shun wishful thinking, ignore divine revelation, forget what "the stars fortell", avoid opinion, care not what the neighbors think, never mind the unguessable "verdict of history" - what are the facts, and to how many decimal places? You pilot always into an unknown future; facts are your single clue. Get the facts!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  What will you do with the....
What will you do with the rest of your life that will last forever?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  You make 'em, I amuse 'em.....
You make 'em, I amuse 'em. [children]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  If love is the answer, could....
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?-- Lily Tomlin

 
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  The TV business is uglier than....
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason.-- Hunter S. Thompson

 
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  Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".-- Terry....
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".-- Terry Pratchett

 
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  If you don't get what you....
If you don't get what you want, you suffer; if you get what you don't want, you suffer; even when you get exactly what you want, you still suffer because you can't hold on to it forever. Your mind is your predicament. It wants to be free of change. Free of pain, free of the obligations of life and death. But change is a law, and no amount of pretending will alter that reality.-- Dan Millman

 
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  I believe we are on an....
I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change.-- Dan Quayle

 
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  It is the mind that makes....
It is the mind that makes the body rich; and as the sun breaks through the darkest clouds, so honor peereth in the meanest habit.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  Seeing ourselves as others see us....
Seeing ourselves as others see us would probably confirm our worst suspicions about them.-- Franklin P. Adams

 
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  I can honestly say to you,....
I can honestly say to you, slaves of the press, that if I had as many love affairs as you have given me credit for, I would now be speaking to you from a jar at the Harvard Medical School.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  If a man insisted always on....
If a man insisted always on being serious, and never allowed himself a bit of fun and relaxation, he would go mad or become unstable without knowing it.-- Herodotus

 
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  The skill of writing is to....
The skill of writing is to create a context in which other people can think.-- Edwin Schlossberg

 
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  Brothers? Oh, I hate brothers. My....
Brothers? Oh, I hate brothers. My older brother just doesn't know when to die, and my younger brothers seem to do nothing but.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Adulthood isn't an award they'll give....
Adulthood isn't an award they'll give you for being a good child. You can waste... years, trying to get someone to give that respect to you, as though it were a sort of promotion or raise in pay. If only you do enough, if only you are good enough. No. You have to just... take it. Give it to yourself, I suppose. Say, I'm sorry you feel like that and walk away. But that's hard.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

 
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  The best and safest thing is....
The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man.-- Euripides

 
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  Courage may be taught as a....
Courage may be taught as a child is taught to speak.-- Euripides

 
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  When you want to believe in....
When you want to believe in something, you also have to believe in everything that's necessary for believing in it.-- Ugo Betti

 
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  If we can connect in some....
If we can connect in some tiny way with a human that doesn't agree with us, then maybe we won't blow up the planet.-- Nancy White

 
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  Pick battles big enough to matter,....
Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.-- Jonathan Kozol

 
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  It is better to give than....
It is better to give than to lend and it costs about the same.-- Polish Proverb

 
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  The war is not meant to....
The war is not meant to be won, it is meant to be continuous. Hierarchical society is only possible on the basis of poverty and ignorance. This new version is the past and no different past can ever have existed. In principle the war effort is always planned to keep society on the brink of starvation. The war is waged by the ruling group against its own subjects and its object is not the victory over either Eurasia or East Asia, but to keep the very structure of society intact.-- George Orwell

 
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  RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious....
RITE, n. A religious or semi-religious ceremony fixed by law, precept or custom, with the essential oil of sincerity carefully squeezed out of it.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  I love Mickey Mouse more than....
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.-- Walt Disney

 
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  Courage is doing what you're afraid....
Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared. -- Eddie Rickenbacker

 
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  To me the meanest flower that....
To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.-- William Wordsworth

 
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  I've learned that you can't have....
I've learned that you can't have everything and do everything at the same time.-- Oprah Winfrey

 
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  The sign of an intelligent people....
The sign of an intelligent people is their ability to control emotions by the application of reason.-- Marya Mannes

 
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  I told you I was sick.--....
I told you I was sick.-- Erma Bombeck

 
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  We in America do not have....
We in America do not have government by the majority. We have government by the majority who participate.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  How tranquil is a coral tomb,....
How tranquil is a coral tomb, and may the heavens grant that my companions and I be buried in no other!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  One of the most sublime experiences....
One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.-- Rabbi Harold Kushner

 
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  Be you in what line of....
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

 
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  Gardens are not made by sitting....
Gardens are not made by sitting in the shade.-- Rudyard Kipling

 
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  He who is not contented with....
He who is not contented with what he has, would not be contented with what he would like to have.-- Socrates

 
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  The key part of your brand....
The key part of your brand is a quality product. Creating exceptional content is the number one thing.-- Rufus Griscom

 
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  If someone tells you who they....
If someone tells you who they are, believe them.-- Maya Angelou

 
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  Older men declare war, but it....
Older men declare war, but it is the youth that must fight and die.-- Herbert Hoover

 
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  When you're through changing, you're through.--....
When you're through changing, you're through.-- Bruce Barton

 
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  The very essence of literature is....
The very essence of literature is the war between emotion and intellect, between life and death. When literature becomes too intellectual -- when it begins to ignore the passions, the motions -- it becomes sterile, silly, and actually without substance.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

 
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  Courage is the ladder on which....
Courage is the ladder on which all other virtues mount.-- Clare Booth Luce

 
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  The only people for me are....
The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved...the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.-- Jack Kerouac

 
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  I love the deep quiet in....
I love the deep quiet in which I live and grow against the world and harvest what they cannot take from me by fire or sword.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

 
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  Few people can be happy unless....
Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed.-- Bertrand Russell

 
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  [The superior man] acts before he....
[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.-- Confucius

 
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  For wheresoever the carcass is, there....
For wheresoever the carcass is, there will the eagles be gathered together.-- Bible

 
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  You dehumanize a man as much....
You dehumanize a man as much by returning him to nature - by making him one with rocks, vegetation, and animals - as by turning him into a machine. Both the natural and the mechanical are the opposite of that which is uniquely human. Nature is a self-made machine, more perfectly automated than any automated machine. To create something in the image of nature is to create a machine, and it was by learning the inner working of nature that man became a builder of machines. It is also obvious that when man domesticated animals and plants he acquired self-made machines for the production of food, power, and beauty.-- Eric Hoffer

 
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  It were better for him that....
It were better for him that a millstone were hanged about his neck, and he cast into the sea.-- Bible

 
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  Let me advise thee not to....
Let me advise thee not to talk of thyself as being old. There is something in Mind Cure, after all, and if thee continually talks of thyself as being old, thee may perhaps bring on some of the infirmities of age. At least I would not risk it if I were thee.-- Hannah Whitall Smith

 
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  To do anything in this world....
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering and thinking of the cold and danger, but jump in, and scramble through as well as we can.-- Sydney Smith

 
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  This is the best kind of....
This is the best kind of voyeurism, hearing joy from your neighbors.-- Chuck Sigars

 
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  A government that robs Peter to....
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  I wasn't kissing her, I was....
I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.-- Chico Marx

 
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  If there is a sin against....
If there is a sin against life, it consist perhaps not so much in despairing of life as hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life. Albert Camus -- Albert Camus

 
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  Yesterday is but today's memory, tomorrow....
Yesterday is but today's memory, tomorrow is today's dream.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  Seeing a murder on television can....
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.-- Alfred Hitchcock

 
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  I was thrown out of college....
I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.-- Woody Allen

 
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  A lot of people voting for....
A lot of people voting for Pat Buchanan say they are doing so to send a message. Apparently that message is, "Hey, look at me, I'm an idiot."-- Dennis Miller

 
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  There are some duties we owe....
There are some duties we owe even to those who have wronged us. There is, after all, a limit to retribution and punishment.-- Cicero

 
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  Parting is all we know of....
Parting is all we know of heaven,-- Emily_Dickinson/"

 
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  I celebrate myself, and sing myself.--....
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.-- Walt Whitman

 
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  The whole of science is nothing....
The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Death … It’s the only thing....
Death … It's the only thing we haven't succeeded in completely vulgarizing.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  What we obtain too cheap, we....
What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly... it would be strange indeed if so celestial an article as Freedom should not be highly rated.-- Thomas Paine

 
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  Plodding wins the race.-- Aesop ....
Plodding wins the race.-- Aesop

 
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  Love anything and your heart will....
Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket--safe, dark, motionless, airless--it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  There is a theory which states....
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.-- Douglas Adams

 
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  Everybody believes in something and everybody,....
Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, use that something to support their own existence.-- Frank Zappa

 
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  It is unbecoming for young men....
It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.-- Aristotle

 
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  The rose is fairest when 'tis....
The rose is fairest when 'tis budding new,--

 
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  Truly successful decision making relies on....
Truly successful decision making relies on a balance between deliberate and instinctive thinking.-- Malcolm Gladwell

 
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  Eat and drink with your relatives;....
Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. -- Greek Proverb

 
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  Man is only miserable so far....
Man is only miserable so far as he thinks himself so.-- Jacopo Sannazaro

 
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  A minute of perfection was worth....
A minute of perfection was worth the effort. A moment was the most you could ever expect from perfection.-- Chuck Palahniuk

 
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  Men make history, and not the....
Men make history, and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.-- Harry S Truman

 
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  Often an entire city has suffered....
Often an entire city has suffered because of an evil man.-- Hesiod

 
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  I like men who wear earrings.....
I like men who wear earrings. They've bought jewelry and they've experienced pain.-- Rita Rudner

 
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  Martyrdom is the only way in....
Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.-- Charlie....
Constantly talking isn't necessarily communicating.-- Charlie Kaufman

 
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  The road up and the road....
The road up and the road down is one and the same.-- Heraclitus

 
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  Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know....
Watch?? I'm gonna pray, man! Know any good religions?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  The only lasting beauty is the....
The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart.-- Robert Frost

 
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  Of all the pulpits from which....
Of all the pulpits from which human voice is ever sent forth, there is none from which it reaches so far as from the grave.-- John Ruskin

 
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  All we actually have is our....
All we actually have is our body and its muscles that allow us to be under our own power.-- Allegra Kent

 
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  HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip.-- Ambrose....
HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Would it upset men if they....
Would it upset men if they found out we weren't different? Are we? Aren't we? Damned if I know.-- Rita Mae Brown

 
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  We didn't lose the game; we....
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  Every decision has a cost. Do....
Every decision has a cost. Do I have to make this decision at all or can I move on to the next thing? What we decided to leave out is almost as important as what we put in.-- Joshua Schachter

 
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  There can never be a complete....
There can never be a complete confidence in a power which is excessive.-- Cornelius Tacitus

 
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  History is a voice forever sounding....
History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and wrong. Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral law is written on the tablets of eternity.-- James A. Forude

 
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  Go confidently in the direction of....
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler.-- Henry David Thoreau

 
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  There is one thing I would....
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.-- Steve Martin

 
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  We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.--....
We're not lost. We're locationally challenged.-- John M. Ford

 
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  The point is to develop the....
The point is to develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition and to guide the child over to important fields for society. Such a school demands from the teacher that he be a kind of artist in his province.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  I believe America's best days are....
I believe America's best days are ahead of us because I believe that the future belongs to freedom, not to fear.-- John Kerry

 
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  Happiness is not a reward -....
Happiness is not a reward - it is a consequence.-- Robert_Ingersoll/"

 
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  I went into a McDonald's yesterday....
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'-- Jay Leno

 
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  The end of wisdom is to....
The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in the seeking of it.-- William Faulkner

 
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  It is said that the camera....
It is said that the camera cannot lie, but rarely do we allow it to do anything else, since the camera sees what you point it at: the camera sees what you want it to see.-- James Baldwin

 
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  Politics is not a bad profession.....
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.-- Ronald Reagan

 
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  The only thing that makes life....
The only thing that makes life possible is permanent, intolerable uncertainty; not knowing what comes next.-- Ursula K. LeGuin

 
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  PUSH, n. One of the two....
PUSH, n. One of the two things mainly conducive to success, especially in politics. The other is Pull.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Feel the fear and do it....
Feel the fear and do it anyway.-- Susan Jeffers

 
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  Art is the imposing of a....
Art is the imposing of a pattern on experience, and our aesthetic enjoyment is recognition of the pattern.-- Alfred North Whitehead

 
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  O tyrant love, to what do....
O tyrant love, to what do you not drive the hearts of men.-- Virgil

 
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  If there are no stupid questions,....
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?-- Scott Adams

 
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  The world is wide, and I....
The world is wide, and I will not waste my life in friction when it could be turned into momentum.-- Frances Willard

 
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  Life.....is a series of dogs.-- George....
Life.....is a series of dogs.-- George Carlin

 
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  Evil draws men together.-- Aristotle ....
Evil draws men together.-- Aristotle

 
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  Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for....
Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure which has no relation to reality.-- Nikola Tesla

 
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  ... Nature, whose sweet rains fall....
... Nature, whose sweet rains fall of just and unjust alike, will have clefts in the rocks where I may hide, and secret valleys in whose silence I may weep undetected. She will hang the night with stars so that I may walk abroad in the darkness without stumbling, and send the wind over my footprints so that none may track me to my hurt: she will cleanse me in great waters, and with bitter herbs make me whole.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  I dread success. To have succeeded....
I dread success. To have succeeded is to have finished one's business on earth, like the male spider, who is killed by the female the moment he has succeeded in his courtship. I like a state of continual becoming, with a goal in front and not behind.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  If thou desire the love of....
If thou desire the love of God and man, be humble, for the proud heart, as it loves none but itself, is beloved of none but itself. Humility enforces where neither virtue, nor strength, nor reason can prevail.-- Francis Quarles

 
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  Everything that happens in life is....
Everything that happens in life is there to aid our spiritual growth.-- M. Scott Peck

 
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  For 'tis a truth well known....
For 'tis a truth well known to most,--

 
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  As a matter of principle, I....
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.-- George Carlin

 
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  Politics is largely a matter of....
Politics is largely a matter of heart.-- R. A. Butler

 
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  Hell hath no fury like a....
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.-- Milton Friedman

 
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  You can use all the quantitative....
You can use all the quantitative data you can get, but you still have to distrust it and use your own intelligence and judgment.-- Alvin Toffler

 
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  How would it be if we....
How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?-- Jay Leno

 
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  WIT, n. The salt with which....
WIT, n. The salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Every man wants a woman to....
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature --- and another woman to help him forget them.-- Helen Rowland

 
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  Politics is perhaps the only profession....
Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no preparation is thought necessary.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  A King (as such) is not....
A King (as such) is not a great man. He has great power, but it is not his own.-- William Hazlitt

 
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  If you cry "Forward!" you must....
If you cry "Forward!" you must without fail make plain in what direction to go. Don't you see that if, without doing so, you call out the word to both a mond and revolutionary, they will go in directions precisely opposite?-- Anton Chekhov

 
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  The poet ranks far below the....
The poet ranks far below the painter in the representation of visible things, and far below the musician in that of invisible things.-- Leonardo Da Vinci

 
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  We cannot control the evil tongues....
We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them.-- Cato the Elder

 
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  People are the common denominator of....
People are the common denominator of progress. So... no improvement is possible with unimproved people, and advance is certain when people are liberated and educated. It would be wrong to dismiss the importance of roads, railroads, power plants, mills, and the other familiar furniture of economic development.... But we are coming to realize... that there is a certain sterility in economic monuments that stand alone in a sea of illiteracy. Conquest of illiteracy comes first.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

 
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  It is impossible for an Englishman....
It is impossible for an Englishman to open his mouth without making some other Englishman hate or despise him.-- George Bernard Shaw

 
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  May I forget what ought to....
May I forget what ought to be forgotten; and recall, unfailing, all that ought to be recalled, each kindly thing, forgetting what might sting.-- Mary Caroline Davies

 
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  Good taste is the worst vice....
Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.-- Edith Sitwell

 
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  Most joyful the Poet be;-- William....
Most joyful the Poet be;-- William E. Channing

 
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  Flowers are the sweetest things God....
Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into.-- Henry Ward Beecher

 
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  Democrats were quick to point out....
Democrats were quick to point out that President Bush's budget creates a 1 trillion dollar deficit. The White House quickly responded with "Hey, look over there, it's Saddam Hussein."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  I have the true feeling of....
I have the true feeling of myself only when I am unbearably unhappy.-- Franz Kafka

 
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  I exhort you also to take....
I exhort you also to take part in the great combat, which is the combat of life, and greater than every other earthly combat.-- Plato

 
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  Total absence of humor renders life....
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.-- Colette

 
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  There is nothing to write about,....
There is nothing to write about, you say. Well then, write and let me know just this - that there is nothing to write about; or tell me in the good old style if you are well. That's right. I am quite well.-- Pliny the Younger

 
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  Women should be obscene and not....
Women should be obscene and not heard.-- Groucho Marx

 
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  First learn the meaning of what....
First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak.-- Epictetus

 
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  Sometimes it's hard to avoid the....
Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happiness of others.-- David Assael

 
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  Learn to limit yourself, to content....
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite work; dare to be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not and to believe in your own individuality.-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

 
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  [Common sense] is the best sense....
[Common sense] is the best sense I know of.-- Lord Chesterfield

 
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  I have found little that is....
I have found little that is good about human beings. In my experience most of them are trash.-- Sigmund Freud

 
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  The best cure for worry, depression,....
The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.-- Arnold Bennett

 
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  Indifference, then, is not only a....
Indifference, then, is not only a sin, it is a punishment.-- Elie Wiesel

 
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  DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device....
DICTIONARY, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  There are more fools in the....
There are more fools in the world than there are people.-- Heinrich Heine

 
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  I shall tell you a great....
I shall tell you a great secret, my friend. Do not wait for the last judgment, it takes place every day. -- Albert Camus

 
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  All [zoos] actually offer to the....
All [zoos] actually offer to the public in return for the taxes spent upon them is a form of idle and witless amusement, compared to which a visit to a penitentiary, or even to a State legislature in session, is informing, stimulating and ennobling.-- H. L. Mencken

 
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  The camera doesn't make a bit....
The camera doesn't make a bit of difference. All of them can record what you are seeing. But, you have to SEE.-- Ernst Haas

 
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  God is always on the side....
God is always on the side of the big battalions.-- Voltaire

 
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  If it weren't for baseball, many....
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.-- Phyllis Diller

 
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  Life is easier to take than....
Life is easier to take than you think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable and bear the intolerable.-- Kathleen Norris

 
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  Observe Everything. -- ....
Observe Everything. --

 
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  As far as the laws of....
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  As long as the world shall....
As long as the world shall last there will be wrongs, and if no man objected and no man rebelled, those wrongs would last forever.-- Clarence Darrow

 
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  Marriage is a bribe to make....
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.-- Thornton Wilder

 
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  I would like to be known....
I would like to be known as a person who is concerned about freedom and equality and justice and prosperity for all people.-- Rosa Parks

 
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  The desire to take medicine is....
The desire to take medicine is perhaps the greatest feature which distinguishes man from animals.-- Sir William Osler

 
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  Theories should be as simple as....
Theories should be as simple as possible, but not simpler.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  Basically, I'm for anything that gets....
Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels.-- Frank Sinatra

 
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  Beyond talent lie all the usual....
Beyond talent lie all the usual words: discipline, love, luck -- but, most of all, endurance.-- James Baldwin

 
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  He played the king as if....
He played the king as if afraid someone else would play the ace.-- John Mason Brown

 
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  CANONICALS, n. The motley worm by....
CANONICALS, n. The motley worm by Jesters of the Court of Heaven.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  We merely want to live in....
We merely want to live in peace with all the world, to trade with them, to commune with them, to learn from their culture as they may learn from ours, so that the products of our toil may be used for our schools and our roads and our churches and not for guns and planes and tanks and ships of war.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

 
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  UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.-- Ambrose....
UN-AMERICAN, adj. Wicked, intolerable, heathenish.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  A hotel isn't like a home,....
A hotel isn't like a home, but it's better than being a house guest.-- William Feather

 
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  The great enemy of clear language....
The great enemy of clear language is insincerity.-- George Orwell

 
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  Begin -- to begin is half....
Begin -- to begin is half the work, let half still remain; again begin this, and thou wilt have finished.-- Ausonius

 
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  My name is Legion.-- Bible ....
My name is Legion.-- Bible

 
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  Why do strong arms fatigue themselves....
Why do strong arms fatigue themselves with frivolous dumbbells? To dig a vineyard is worthier exercise for men.-- Marcus Valerius Martialis

 
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  Nothing is so frequent as to....
Nothing is so frequent as to mistake an ordinary human gift for a special and extraordinary endowment.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  If you know the enemy and....
If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.-- Sun-Tzu

 
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  I take my children everywhere, but....
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.-- Robert Orben

 
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  It's easier to put on slippers....
It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.-- Al Franken

 
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  Silence is one of the great....
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself, who says, "there is not only an art, but an eloquence in it." A well bred woman may easily and effectually promote the most useful and elegant conversation without speaking a word. The modes of speech are scarcely more variable than the modes of silence.-- Tom Blair

 
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  I would rather be a coward....
I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you are brave.-- E. M. Forster

 
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  Get thee behind me, Satan.-- Bible....
Get thee behind me, Satan.-- Bible

 
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  If you don't have good storing....
If you don't have good storing to tell on your deathbed, what good was living?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  Do what you think and say....
Do what you think and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind.-- Richard Bach

 
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  The entire economy of the Western....
The entire economy of the Western world is built on things that cause cancer.-- From the 1985 movie "Bliss"

 
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  Our feelings are our most genuine....
Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.-- Audre Lorde

 
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  Knowledge is power.-- Sir Francis Bacon....
Knowledge is power.-- Sir Francis Bacon

 
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  Yield not to evils, but attack....
Yield not to evils, but attack all the more boldly.-- Virgil

 
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  We are all tattooed in our....
We are all tattooed in our cradles with the beliefs of our tribe; the record may seem superficial, but it is indelible. You cannot educate a man wholly out of superstitious fears which were implanted in his imagination, no matter how utterly his reason may reject them.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

 
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  The best way to live is....
The best way to live is by not knowing what will happen to you at the end of the day...-- Donald Barthelme

 
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  Everyone has talent. What is rare....
Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow the talent to the dark place where it leads.-- Erica Jong

 
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  Wherefore let him that thinketh he....
Wherefore let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall.-- Bible

 
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  A friend is a gift you....
A friend is a gift you give yourself.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

 
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  Individual commitment to a group effort....
Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.-- Vince Lombardi

 
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  Most of the change we think....
Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.-- Robert Frost

 
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  Dig where the gold is…unless you....
Dig where the gold is…unless you just need some exercise.-- John M. Capozzi

 
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  PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many....
PHILOSOPHY, n. A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Two sodium atoms are walking along....
Two sodium atoms are walking along the street when one stops and says, "Oh my God, I think I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" asks the other sodium atom. "Yes," replies the first sodium atom, "I'm positive."-- Anonymous

 
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  Too much liberty corrupts us all.--....
Too much liberty corrupts us all.-- Terence

 
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  A man who could build a....
A man who could build a church, as one may say, by squinting at a sheet of paper. -- Charles Dickens

 
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  No evil dooms us hopelessly, except....
No evil dooms us hopelessly, except the evil we love, and desire to continue in and make no effort to escape from.-- George Eliot

 
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  An optimist is a person who....
An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. . . The truly wise person is colorblind.-- Albert Schweitzer

 
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  Render therefore to all their dues.--....
Render therefore to all their dues.-- Bible

 
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  To be a saint is the....
To be a saint is the exception; to be upright is the rule. Err, falter, sin, but be upright. To commit the least possible sin is the law for man. Sin is a gravitation.-- Victor Hugo

 
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  We are healed from suffering only....
We are healed from suffering only by experiencing it to the full.-- Marcel Proust

 
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  You will always find [hatred] strongest....
You will always find [hatred] strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture.-- Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

 
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  Let no one who loves be....
Let no one who loves be unhappy, even love unreturned has its rainbow.-- James M. Barrie

 
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  HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one....
HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are four kinds of homocide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy, but it makes no great difference to the person slain whether he fell by one kind or another -- the classification is for advantage of the lawyers.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but....
Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.-- Woody Allen

 
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  Nothing endures but change.-- Heraclitus ....
Nothing endures but change.-- Heraclitus

 
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  All credibility, all good conscience, all....
All credibility, all good conscience, all evidence of truth come only from the senses.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Courage is the ladder on which....
Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.-- Clare Booth Luce

 
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  By interpreting freedom as the propagation....
By interpreting freedom as the propagation and immediate gratification of needs, people distort their own nature, for they engender in themselves a multitude of pointless and foolish desires, habits, and incongruous stratagems. Their lives are motivated only by mutual envy, sensuality, and ostentation.-- Fyodor Dostoevsky

 
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  An election is coming. Universal peace....
An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.-- T. S. Eliot

 
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  Most vegetarians look so much like....
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.-- Finley Peter Dunne

 
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  He that would live in peace....
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he knows nor judge all he sees. -- Benjamin Franklin

 
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  Appetite, with an opinion of attaining,....
Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same, without such opinion, despair.-- Thomas Hobbes

 
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  The child's true constructive energy, a....
The child's true constructive energy, a dynamic power, has remained unnoticed for thousands of years. Just as men have trodden the earth, and later tilled its surface, without thought for the immense wealth hidden in its depths, so the men of our day make progress after progress in civilized life, without noticing the treasures that lie hidden in the psychic world of infancy.-- Maria Montessori

 
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  We distinguish the excellent man from....
We distinguish the excellent man from the common man by saying that the former is the one who makes great demands upon himself, and the latter who makes no demands on himself.-- Jose Ortega y Gasset

 
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  Be sincere; be brief; be seated.--....
Be sincere; be brief; be seated.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

 
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  Don't use words too big for....
Don't use words too big for the subject. Don't say 'infinitely' when you mean 'very'; otherwise you'll have no word left when you want to talk about something really infinite.-- C. S. Lewis

 
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  The closer you are to your....
The closer you are to your money, the better off you'll be.-- Jason Fried

 
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  Engineering is not merely knowing and....
Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia; engineering is not merely analysis; engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems; engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change... Engineers operate at the interface between science and society...-- Dean Gordon Brown

 
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  [George Bush] has raised taxes on....
[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.-- Bill Clinton

 
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  Be a yardstick of quality. Some....
Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren't used to an environment where excellence is expected. -- Steve Jobs

 
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  In war, you win or lose,....
In war, you win or lose, live or die - and the difference is just an eyelash.-- General Douglas MacArthur

 
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  The world of the happy is....
The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

 
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  A little more than kin, and....
A little more than kin, and less than kind.-- William Shakespeare

 
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  A country which proposes to make....
A country which proposes to make use of modern war as an instrument of policy must possess a highly centralized, all-powerful executive, hence the absurdity of talking about the defense of democracy by force of arms. A democracy which makes or effectively prepares for modern scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic.-- Aldous Huxley

 
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  Music with dinner is an insult....
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.-- G. K. Chesterton

 
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  The sword of justice has no....
The sword of justice has no scabbard.-- Antione De Riveral

 
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  [When asked what was the proper....
[When asked what was the proper time for supper] If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.-- Diogenes the Cynic

 
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  Faithless is he that says farewell....
Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

 
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  The habit of common and continuous....
The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.-- Walter Bagehot

 
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  The man who is swimming against....
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.-- Woodrow Wilson

 
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  We know that polls are just....
We know that polls are just a collection of statistics that reflect what people are thinking in 'reality.' And reality has a well known liberal bias.-- Stephen Colbert

 
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  Avarice, envy, pride,-- ....
Avarice, envy, pride,--

 
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  A man, to be greatly good,....
A man, to be greatly good, must magine intensely and comprehensively; he must put himself in the place of another and in many others; the pains and pleasures of his species must become his own.-- Percy Bysshe Shelley

 
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  A great writer reveals the truth....
A great writer reveals the truth even when he or she does not wish to.-- Tom Bissell

 
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  It takes a lot of time....
It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.-- Gertrude Stein

 
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  America - a great social and....
America - a great social and economic experiment, noble in motive and far-reaching in purpose.-- Herbert Hoover

 
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  When I was born I was....
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.-- Gracie Allen

 
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  I am entirely certain that twenty....
I am entirely certain that twenty years from now we will look back at education as it is practiced in most schools today and wonder that we could have tolerated anything so primitive.-- John W. Gardner

 
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  INJURY, n. An offense next in....
INJURY, n. An offense next in degree of enormity to a slight.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  In this world no one rules....
In this world no one rules by love; if you are but amiable, you are no hero; to be powerful, you must be strong, and to have dominion you must have a genius for organizing.-- John Henry Cardinal Newman

 
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  "The Good Book" - one of....
"The Good Book" - one of the most remarkable euphemisms ever coined.-- Ashley Montague

 
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  Sweet are the slumbers of the....
Sweet are the slumbers of the virtuous man.-- Joseph Addison

 
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  We are more interested in making....
We are more interested in making others believe we are happy than in trying to be happy ourselves.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

 
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  It is sobering to consider that....
It is sobering to consider that when Mozart was my age he had already been dead for a year.-- Tom Lehrer

 
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  Vision - It reaches beyond the....
Vision - It reaches beyond the thing that is, into the conception of what can be. Imagination gives you the picture. Vision gives you the impulse to make the picture your own.-- Robert Collier

 
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  The mind has a thousand eyes.--....
The mind has a thousand eyes.--

 
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  "Oh," replied his patient, with no....
"Oh," replied his patient, with no malice aforethought, "he told me to come and see you."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

 
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  LOCK-AND-KEY, n. The distinguishing device of....
LOCK-AND-KEY, n. The distinguishing device of civilization and enlightenment.-- Ambrose Bierce

 
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  It isn't the mountains ahead that....
It isn't the mountains ahead that wear you out, it's the grain of sand in your shoe.-- Unknown

 
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  But the day of the Lord....
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night.-- Bible

 
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  I hate mankind, for I think....
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.-- Joseph Baretti

 
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  Philosophy is a game with objectives....
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.-- Anonymous

 
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  If you cannot work with love....
If you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work.-- Kahlil Gibran

 
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  The poet, the artist, the sleuth....
The poet, the artist, the sleuth - whoever sharpens our perception tends to be antisocial... he cannot go along with currents and trends.-- Alfred North Whitehead

 
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  My mother drew a distinction between....
My mother drew a distinction between achievement and success. She said that 'achievement is the knowledge that you have studied and worked hard and done the best that is in you. Success is being praised by others, and that's nice, too, but not as important or satisfying. Always aim for achievement and forget about success.'-- Helen Hayes

 
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  It's not enough that we do....
It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required.-- Sir Winston Churchill

 
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  Never despair; but if you do,....
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.-- Edmund Burke

 
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  We have no dreams at all....
We have no dreams at all or interesting ones. We should learn to be awake the same way - not at all or in an interesting manner.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  Not even computers will replace committees,....
Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers.-- Edward Shepherd Mead

 
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  [M]aybe the most any of us....
[M]aybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn't perfection but progress.-- Michelle Burford

 
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  When the gods wish to punish....
When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

 
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  The problem of power is how....
The problem of power is how to achieve its responsible use rather than its irresponsible and indulgent use - of how to get men of power to live for the public rather than off the public.-- Robert F. Kennedy

 
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  He hadn't a single redeeming vice.--....
He hadn't a single redeeming vice.-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Regret for wasted time is more....
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time.-- Mason Cooley

 
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  Each moment in time we have....
Each moment in time we have it all, even when we think we don't.-- Melody Beattie

 
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  "All say, 'How hard it is....
"All say, 'How hard it is to die' - a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.-- Mark Twain

 
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  Blessed are you who hunger now,....
Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied. Blessed are you who weep now, for you will laugh.-- Bible

 
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  Gratitude is merely the secret hope....
Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

 
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  Luck is what you have left....
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100%.-- Langston Coleman

 
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  When an actress takes off her....
When an actress takes off her clothes onscreen but a nursing mother is told to leave, what message do we send about the roles of women? In some ways we're as committed to the old madonna-whore dichotomy as ever. And the madonna stays home, feeding the baby behind the blinds, a vestige of those days when for a lady to venture out was a flagrant act of public exposure.-- Anna Quindlen

 
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  If our house be on fire,....
If our house be on fire, without inquiring whether it was fired from within or without, we must try to extinguish it.-- Thomas Jefferson

 
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  Be thou faithful unto death.-- Bible....
Be thou faithful unto death.-- Bible

 
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  'Whom are you?' he asked, for....
'Whom are you?' he asked, for he had attended business college.-- George Ade

 
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  Truth persuades by teaching, but does....
Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.-- Quintus Septimius Tertullianus

 
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  After an access cover has been....
After an access cover has been secured by 16 hold-down screws, it will be discovered that the gasket has been omitted.-- De la Lastra's Corollary

 
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  Go not for every grief to....
Go not for every grief to the physician, nor for every quarrel to the lawyer, nor for every thirst to the pot.-- George Herbert

 
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  The greatest gift is a portion....
The greatest gift is a portion of thyself.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 
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  On account of being a democracy....
On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.-- Will Rogers

 
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  [The television is] an invention that....
[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.-- David Frost

 
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  We are not in a position....
We are not in a position in which we have nothing to work with. We already have capacities, talents, direction, missions, callings.-- Abraham Maslow

 
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  The only place where success comes....
The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.-- Vidal Sassoon

 
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  Only the madman is absolutely sure.--....
Only the madman is absolutely sure.-- Robert Anton Wilson

 
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  At every step of the way,....
At every step of the way, George W. Bush has put the narrow interests of the few ahead of the interests of most Americans.-- John Kerry

 
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  Speak clearly, if you speak at....
Speak clearly, if you speak at all; carve every word before you let it fall.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

 
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  It is bitter to lose a....
It is bitter to lose a friend to evil, before one loses him to death.-- Mary Renault

 
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  A cigarette is the perfect type....
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?-- Oscar Wilde

 
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  Humans live best when each has....
Humans live best when each has his place, when each knows where he belongs in the scheme of things. Destroy the place and destroy the person.-- Frank Herbert

 
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  It’s such a part of me,....
It's such a part of me, I assume Everyone can see it.-- Hugh Elliott

 
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  [The superior man] acts before he....
[The superior man] acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his actions.-- Confucius

 
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  Let a fool hold his tongue....
Let a fool hold his tongue and he will pass for a sage.-- Publilius Syrus

 
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  Our own acts are isolated and....
Our own acts are isolated and one act does not buy absolution for another.-- William Butler Yeats

 
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  A happy childhood is poor preparation....
A happy childhood is poor preparation for human contacts.-- Colette

 
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  The most incomprehensible thing about the....
The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.-- Albert Einstein

 
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  God will not look you over....
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars.-- Elbert Hubbard

 
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  I think wholeness comes from living....
I think wholeness comes from living your life consciously during the day and then exploring your inner life or unconscious at night.-- Margery Cuyler

 
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  The man who removes a mountain....
The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.-- Anonymous

 
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  Both the cockroach and the bird....
Both the cockroach and the bird could get along very well without us, although the cockroach would miss us most.-- Joseph Wood Krutch

 
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  When a man feels throbbing within....
When a man feels throbbing within him the power to do what he undertakes as well as it can possibly be done, and all of his faculties say "amen" to what he is doing, and give their unqualified approval to his efforts, - this is happiness, this is success.-- Orison Swett Marden

 
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  Don't live in a town where....
Don't live in a town where there are no doctors. -- Jewish Proverb

 
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  All Fords are exactly alike, but....
All Fords are exactly alike, but no two men are just alike. Every new life is a new thing under the sun; there has never been anything just like it before, never will be again. A young man ought to get that idea about himself; he should look for the single spark of individuality that makes him different from other folks, and develop that for all he is worth. Society and schools may try to iron it out of him; their tendency is to put it all in the same mold, but I say don't let that spark be lost; it is your only real claim to importance.-- Henry Ford

 
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  All phone calls are obscene.-- Karen....
All phone calls are obscene.-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon

 
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