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  Plans are worthless, but planning is....
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Plans are worthless, but planning is everything.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  Everywhere I go I find a....
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Everywhere I go I find a poet has been there before me. -- Sigmund Freud

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  Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in....
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Deep-seated are the wounds dealt in civil brawls.-- Lucan

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  We must get beyond textbooks, go....
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We must get beyond textbooks, go out into the bypaths... and tell the world the glories of our journey.-- John Hope Franklin

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  The thing that is really hard,....
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The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself.-- Anna Quindlen

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  I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a....
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I'm youth, I'm joy, I'm a little bird that has broken out of the egg.-- James M. Barrie

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  Reputation is what other people know....
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Reputation is what other people know about you. Honor is what you know about yourself.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  From timber so crooked as that....
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From timber so crooked as that from which man is carved, nothing entirely straight can be made.-- Immanuel Kant

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  Politics doesn’t make strange bedfellows--marriage does.--....
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Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows--marriage does.-- Groucho Marx

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  We need never be ashamed of....
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We need never be ashamed of our tears.-- Charles Dickens

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  The ability to see beauty is....
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The ability to see beauty is the beginning of our moral sensibility. What we believe is beautiful we will not wantonly destroy.-- Reverend Sean Parker Dennison

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  To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.--....
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To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.-- Charles Buxton

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  All animals are equal but some....
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All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others.-- George Orwell

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  Somebody once asked Niels Bohr why....
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Somebody once asked Niels Bohr why he had a horseshoe hanging above the front door of his house.--

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  A dollar saved is a quarter....
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.-- Oscar Levant

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  What an absurd thing it is....
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What an absurd thing it is to pass over all the valuable parts of a man, and fix our attention on his infirmities.-- Joseph Addison

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  There is an art, or, rather,....
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There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.-- Douglas Adams

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  Too often we... enjoy the comfort....
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Too often we... enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Nature and Nature's laws lay hid....
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Nature and Nature's laws lay hid in night. God said, "Let Newton be!" and all was light.-- Alexander Pope

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  GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the....
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GRAPESHOT, n. An argument which the future is preparing in answer to the demands of American Socialism.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Aristotle maintained that women have fewer....
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Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths.-- Bertrand Russell

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  LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on....
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LIGHTHOUSE, n. A tall building on the seashore in which the government maintains a lamp and the friend of a politician.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Common sense is instinct. Enough of....
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Common sense is instinct. Enough of it is genius.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  A nation which does not remember....
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A nation which does not remember what it was yesterday, does not know what it is today, nor what it is trying to do. We are trying to do a futile thing if we do not know where we came from or what we have been about.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  A man may die, nations may....
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A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Fear leads to anger, anger leads....
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Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering.-- Yoda

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  Do not fear going forward slowly;....
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Do not fear going forward slowly; fear only to stand still.-- Chinese Proverb

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  Any clod can have the facts,....
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Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an Art.-- Charles McCabe

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  For what I have received, may....
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For what I have received, may the Lord make me truly thankful. And more truly for what I have not received.-- Storm Jameson

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  Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life.....
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Gratitude unlocks the fullness of life. It turns what we have into enough, and more. It turns denial into acceptance, chaos to order, confusion to clarity. It can turn a meal into a feast, a house into a home, a stranger into a friend. Gratitude makes sense of our past, brings peace for today, and creates a vision for tomorrow.-- Melody Beattie

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  Art is something greater and higher....
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Art is something greater and higher than our own skill or knowledge or learning. That art is something which, though produced by human hands, is now wrought by hands alone, but wells up from a deeper source, from a man's soul.-- Vincent van Gogh

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  MAGIC, n. An art of converting....
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MAGIC, n. An art of converting superstition into coin. There are other arts serving the same high purpose, but the discreet lexicographer does not name them.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Only when the last tree has....
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  She knows what is the best....
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She knows what is the best purpose of education: not to be frightened by the best but to treat it as part of daily life.-- John Mason Brown

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  Not the power to remember, but....
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Not the power to remember, but its very opposite, the power to forget, is a necessary condition for our existence.-- Sholem Asch

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  Everybody dies. What matters is what....
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Everybody dies. What matters is what you do between now and when it happens to you.-- Orson Scott Card

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  The first thing I do in....
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The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.-- Oscar Levant

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  It is one of the superstitions....
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It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.-- Voltaire

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  My advice to you is not....
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My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.-- Thornton Wilder

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  Grab the broom of anger and....
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Grab the broom of anger and drive off the beast of fear.-- Zora Neale Hurston

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  There's a whiff of the lynch....
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There's a whiff of the lynch mob or the lemming migration about any overlarge concentration of like-thinking individuals, no matter how virtuous their cause.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  I might be President by now....
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I might be President by now if it weren't for this 'queer' thing-- Gore Vidal

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  Real freedom lies in wildness, not....
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Real freedom lies in wildness, not in civilization.-- Charles Lindbergh

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  Truth is tough. It will not....
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Truth is tough. It will not break, like a bubble, at a touch; nay, you may kick it about all day like a football, and it will be round and full at evening.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  Hollywood is a strange place if....
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Hollywood is a strange place if you're in trouble. Everybody thinks it's contagious.-- Judy Garland

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  One man may hit the mark,....
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One man may hit the mark, another blunder; but heed not these distinctions. Only from the alliance of the one, working with and through the other, are great things born.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  I stand in awe of my....
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I stand in awe of my body.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  College isn't the place to go....
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College isn't the place to go for ideas.-- Helen Keller

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  That is the saving grace of....
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.-- A. Whitney Brown

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  Is not the whole world a....
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Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?-- Quentin Crisp

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  If the whole human race lay....
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If the whole human race lay in one grave, the epitaph on its headstone might well be: "It seemed a good idea at the time."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All growth is a leap in....
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All growth is a leap in the dark, a spontaneous unpremeditated act without the benefit of experience.-- Henry Miller

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  Nothing exists except atoms and empty....
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Nothing exists except atoms and empty space;everything else is opinion.-- Democritus

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  Ye are the salt of the....
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Ye are the salt of the earth: but if the salt have lost his savor, wherewith shall it be salted?-- Bible

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  For they have sown the wind,....
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For they have sown the wind, and they shall reap the whirlwind.-- Bible

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  There is nothing more dreadful than....
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There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  Watch out for the fellow who....
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order! Putting things in order always means getting other people under your control.-- Denis Diderot

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  Government is not reason; it is....
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! Like fire, it is a dangerous servant, and a fearful master.-- George Washington

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  Being reproached for giving to an....
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Being reproached for giving to an unworthy person, Aristotle said, "I did not give it to the man, but to humanity."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Success means doing the best we....
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Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be. If we do our best, we are a success. Success is the maximumutilization of the ability that you have.-- Zig Ziglar

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  Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury....
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Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing -- and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even.-- Will Rogers

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  I drank to drown my pain,....
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I drank to drown my pain, but the damned pain learned how to swim, and now I am overwhelmed by this decent and good behavior.-- Frida Kahlo

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  Men never do evil so completely....
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Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from a religious conviction.-- Blaise Pascal

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  The difficulty lies, not in the....
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The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping from the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.-- John Maynard Keynes

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  To get something done, a committee....
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To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent.-- Robert Copeland

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  The cruelest lies are often told....
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The cruelest lies are often told in silence.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  There is no stigma attached to....
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There is no stigma attached to recognizing a bad decision in time to install a better one.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  We are given children to test....
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We are given children to test us and make us more spiritual.-- George F. Will

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  POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement,....
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POLYGAMY, n. A house of atonement, or expiatory chapel, fitted with several stools of repentance, as distinguished from monogamy, which has but one.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Mishaps are like knives, that either....
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Mishaps are like knives, that either serve us or cut us, as we grasp them by the blade or the handle.-- James Russell Lowell

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  Teachers open the door. You enter....
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Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself.-- Chinese Proverb

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  DISSEMBLE, v.i. To put a clean....
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  How simple a thing it seems....
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How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names.-- Alice Walker

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  It seems to me that man....
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It seems to me that man has engaged in a blind and fearful struggle out of a past he can't remember, into a future he can't forsee nor understand. And man has met and defeated every obstacle, every enemy except one. He cannot win over himself.-- John Steinbeck

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  For the worst sign of all--as....
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For the worst sign of all--as I must have it for you-- is that you can't help me. That's when a woman pities.-- Henry James

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  Did you ever walk into a....
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Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.-- Sue Murphy

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  One cannot be always laughing at....
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One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.-- Jane Austen

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  The state has no business in....
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The state has no business in the bedrooms of the nation.-- Pierre Trudeau

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  On the whole human beings want....
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On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time.-- George Orwell

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  There are worse things in life....
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?-- Woody Allen

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  Think for yourselves and let others....
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Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.-- Voltaire

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  Do not be desirous of having....
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Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small advantages. Desire to have things done quickly prevents their being done thoroughly. Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished.-- Confucius

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  The worshiper is the father of....
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The worshiper is the father of the gods.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Do not fight verbosity with words:....
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Do not fight verbosity with words: speech is given to all, intelligence to few.-- Moralia

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  The only thing you can't trade....
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The only thing you can't trade for your heart's desire is your heart.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  The fickleness of the women I....
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The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  If voting changed anything, they'd make....
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If voting changed anything, they'd make it illegal.-- Unknown

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  Now cracks a noble heart. Good....
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Now cracks a noble heart. Good night sweet prince:-- William_Shakespeare/"

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  And the wild regrets, and the....
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  Be alert to give service. What....
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Be alert to give service. What counts a great deal in life is what we do for others.-- Anonymous

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  You do not merely want to....
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You do not merely want to be considered the best of the best. You want to be considered the only ones that do what you do.-- Jerry Garcia

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  How many a man has dated....
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How many a man has dated a new era in his life from the reading of a book.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Fish and visitors smell in three....
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Fish and visitors smell in three days.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  I like work: it fascinates me.....
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I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.-- Jerome K. Jerome

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  I'm just trying to make a....
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I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.-- David Letterman

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  We should manage our fortunes as....
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We should manage our fortunes as we do our health - enjoy it when good, be patient when it is bad, and never apply violent remedies except in an extreme necessity.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  Reverence for life brings us into....
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Reverence for life brings us into a spiritual relation with the world which is independent of all knowledge of the universe.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  Your body is just the place....
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Your body is just the place your memory calls home.-- Deepak Chopra

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  If you rest, you rust.-- Helen....
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If you rest, you rust.-- Helen Hayes

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  Have you ever been hurt and....
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Have you ever been hurt and the place tries to heal a bit, and you just pull the scar off of it over and over again.-- Rosa Parks

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  ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another....
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ACCOMPLICE, n. One associated with another in a crime, having guilty knowledge and complicity, as an attorney who defends a criminal, knowing him guilty. This view of the attorney's position in the matter has not hitherto commanded the assent of attorneys, no one having offered them a fee for assenting.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I did never know so full....
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I did never know so full a voice issue from so empty a heart: but the saying is true 'The empty vessel makes the greatest sound'.-- William Shakespeare

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  Man can live far from God....
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Man can live far from God -- not outside God. God is wherever we are. Even in suffering? Even in suffering.-- Elie Wiesel

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  If you are ever in doubt....
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If you are ever in doubt as to whether or not you should kiss a pretty girl, give her the benefit of the doubt.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  No man likes to have his....
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No man likes to have his intelligence or good faith questioned, especially if he has doubts about himself.-- Henry Adams

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  The world must be made safe....
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The world must be made safe for democracy. Its peace must be planted upon the tested foundations of political liberty.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  Do not let your fire go....
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Do not let your fire go out, spark by irreplacable spark. In the hopeless swamps of the not quite, the not yet, and the not at all, do not let the hero in your soul perish and leave only frustration for the life you deserved, but never have been able to reach. The world you desire can be won, it exists, it is real, it is possible, it is yours.-- Ayn Rand

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  I had an epiphany a few....
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I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.-- Moby

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  Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary....
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Prejudice is the conjurer of imaginary wrongs, strangling truth, overpowering reason, making strong men weak and weak men weaker. God give us the large hearted charity which "bearth all things, believe all things, hope all things, endure all things," which "thinks no evil."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Happiness comes of the capacity to....
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Happiness comes of the capacity to feel deeply, to enjoy simply, to think freely, to risk life, to be needed.-- Storm Jameson

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  Walk while ye have the light,....
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Walk while ye have the light, lest darkness come upon you.-- Bible

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  Analysis kills spontaneity.-- Henri-Frederic Amiel ....
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Analysis kills spontaneity.-- Henri-Frederic Amiel

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  Exit, pursued by a bear.-- William....
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Exit, pursued by a bear.-- William Shakespeare

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  If you want to see the....
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If you want to see the true measure of a man, watch how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.-- J. K. Rowling

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  I am not an Athenian or....
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I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.-- Socrates

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  Men are taught to apologize for....
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Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths.-- Lois Wyse

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  MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of....
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MUSTANG, n. An indocile horse of the western plains. In English society, the American wife of an English nobleman.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  One must know oneself, if this....
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One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at least serves as a rule of life and there is nothing better.-- Blaise Pascal

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  PLEBEIAN, n. An ancient Roman who....
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PLEBEIAN, n. An ancient Roman who in the blood of his country stained nothing but his hands. Distinguished from the Patrician, who was a saturated solution.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I usually make up my mind....
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I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.-- Margaret Thatcher

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  One of a hostess's duties is....
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One of a hostess's duties is to act as procuress.-- Marcel Proust

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  As our own species is in....
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As our own species is in the process of proving, one cannot have superior science and inferior morals. The combination is unstable and self-destroying.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  He who is slowest in making....
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He who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance. -- Jean Jacques Rousseau

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  If I have lost confidence in....
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If I have lost confidence in myself, I have the universe against me.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Be regular and orderly in your....
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Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  We find it hard to apply....
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We find it hard to apply the knowledge of ourselves to our judgment of others. The fact that we are never of one kind, that we never love without reservations and never hate with all our being cannot prevent us from seeing others as wholly black or white.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they....
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Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing and because the memos, once written, immediately become proof that they were busy.-- Charles Peters

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  If you wish to know what....
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If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.-- Yugoslav Proverb

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  I would like to live for....
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I would like to live for some time yet, as I am curious how it all is going to end.-- Federico Fellini

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  If you greatly desire something, have....
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If you greatly desire something, have the guts to stake everything on obtaining it.-- Brendan Francis

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  Our main business is not to....
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Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  What is youth except a man....
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What is youth except a man or a woman before it is ready or fit to be seen?-- Evelyn Waugh

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  A l'égard de celui qui vous....
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A l'égard de celui qui vous prend votre femme, il n'est de pire vengeance que de la lui laisser. (When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.)-- Sacha Guitry

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  Time crumbles things; everything grows old....
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Time crumbles things; everything grows old under the power of Time and is forgotten through the lapse of Time.-- Aristotle

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  Everything you can imagine is real.--....
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Everything you can imagine is real.-- Pablo Picasso

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  We shall not cease from exploration....
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We shall not cease from exploration and the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.-- T. S. Eliot

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  Some people spend an entire lifetime....
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Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference. The Marines don't have that problem.-- Ronald Reagan

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  Oh, that I had wings like....
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Oh, that I had wings like a dove!-- Bible

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  It's the place where my prediction....
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It's the place where my prediction from the sixties finally came true: "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is, "In fifteen minutes everybody will be famous."-- Andy Warhol

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  Language is the armory of the....
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Language is the armory of the human mind, and at once contains the trophies of its past and the weapons of its future conquests.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  There are 10^11 stars in the....
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There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.-- Richard Feynman

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  What some call health, if purchased....
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What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease.-- George Dennison Prentice

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  Take a chance! All life is....
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Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes furthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare.-- Dale Carnegie

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  The only difference between me and....
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The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad-- Salvador Dali

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  Do not go gentle into that....
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Do not go gentle into that good night,--

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  The Knowledge of God is very....
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The Knowledge of God is very far from the love of Him.-- Blaise Pascal

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  To govern is to correct. If....
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To govern is to correct. If you set an example by being correct, who would dare remain incorrect?-- Confucius

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  I don't mind living in a....
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I don't mind living in a man's world as long as i can be a woman in it.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  No man is exempt from saying....
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No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  Let not thy will roar, when....
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Let not thy will roar, when thy power can but whisper.-- Dr. Thomas Fuller

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  Mama exhorted her children at every....
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Mama exhorted her children at every opportunity to 'jump at de sun.' We might not land on the sun, but at least we would get off the ground.-- Zora Neale Hurston

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  Those who stare at the past....
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Those who stare at the past have their backs turned to the future.-- Unknown

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  Keep your face to the sunshine....
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Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.-- Helen Keller

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  Never underestimate your own ignorance.-- Albert....
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Never underestimate your own ignorance.-- Albert Einstein

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  It could probably be shown by....
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It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly American criminal class except Congress.-- Mark Twain

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  When I was young I was....
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When I was young I was amazed at Plutarch's statement that the elder Cato began at the age of eighty to learn Greek. I am amazed no longer. Old age is ready to undertake tasks that youth shirked because they would take too long.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  The summer night is like a....
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The summer night is like a perfection of thought.-- Wallace Stevens

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  How sweet it would be to....
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How sweet it would be to treat men and things, for an hour, for just what they are!-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The best way to keep one's....
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The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  Storms make oaks take deeper root.--....
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Storms make oaks take deeper root.-- George Herbert

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  An onion can make people cry,....
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An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.-- Will Rogers

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  Life being what it is, one....
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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.-- Paul Gauguin

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  The poet only asks to get....
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The poet only asks to get his head into the heavens. It is the logician who seeks to get the heavens into his head. And it is his head that splits.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Spinnin' a rope is fun if....
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Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it.-- Will Rogers

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  You are free, and that is....
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You are free, and that is why you are lost.-- Franz Kafka

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  Reading this book is like waiting....
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Reading this book is like waiting for the first shoe to drop.-- Ralph Novak

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  The books we read should be....
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The books we read should be chosen with great care, that they may be, as an Egyptian king wrote over his library, "The medicines of the soul."-- Paxton Hood

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  Man is not born to solve....
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Man is not born to solve the problem of the universe, but to find out what he has to do; and to restrain himself within the limits of his comprehension.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  This world is the will to....
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This world is the will to power - and nothing besides!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  It is with our passions, as....
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It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.-- Aesop

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  Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.-- Elbert....
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Enthusiasm is the great hill-climber.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  Good design can't fix broken business....
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Good design can't fix broken business models.-- Jeffrey Veen

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  If the truth doesn't save us,....
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If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us?-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  Paranoia means having all the facts.--....
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Paranoia means having all the facts.-- William S. Burroughs

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  Do you think that the things....
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Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any less real and true than the things they behave sensibly about? They are more true: they are the only things that are true.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  And what is a good citizen?....
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And what is a good citizen? Simply one who never says, does or thinks anything that is unusual. Schools are maintained in order to bring this uniformity up to the highest possible point. A school is a hopper into which children are heaved while they are still young and tender; therein they are pressed into certain standard shapes and covered from head to heels with official rubber-stamps.-- H. L. Mencken

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  The poet is a liar who....
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The poet is a liar who always speaks the truth.-- Jean Cocteau

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  Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I....
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Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.-- John Dryden

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  It is a paradoxical but profoundly....
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It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.-- Arnold Toynbee

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  Get your facts first and then....
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Get your facts first and then you can distort them as much as you wish.-- Mark Twain

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  A little philosophy inclineth men's minds....
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A little philosophy inclineth men's minds toward atheism, but depth of philosophy bringeth men's minds about again to religion.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  A good book is the best....
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A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever.-- Martin Fraquhar Tupper

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  I've developed a new philosophy... I....
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I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.-- Charles M. Schulz

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  It is not because the truth....
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It is not because the truth is too difficult to see that we make mistakes. It may even lie on the surface; but we make mistakes because the easiest and most comfortable course for us is to seek insight where it accords with our emotions— especially selfish ones.-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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  It is good to rub and....
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It is good to rub and polish our brain against that of others-- Michel de Montaigne

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  If we are going to teach....
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If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction.-- Judith Hayes

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  He who merely knows right principles....
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He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.-- Confucius

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  Communism is like one big phone....
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Communism is like one big phone company.-- Lenny Bruce

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  I and my public understand each....
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I and my public understand each other very well; it does not hear what I say, and I don't say what it wants to hear.-- Karl Kraus

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  The instant formal government is abolished,....
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The instant formal government is abolished, society begins to act. A general association takes place, and common interest produces common security.-- Thomas Paine

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  Personality can open doors, but only....
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Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open.-- Elmer G. Letterman

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  What is hope? nothing but the....
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What is hope? nothing but the paint on the face of Existence; the least touch of truth rubs it off, and then we see what a hollow-cheeked harlot we have got hold of.-- Lord Byron

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  We've heard that a million monkeys....
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We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true.-- Robert Wilensky

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  A penny saved is a penny....
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A penny saved is a penny earned.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  When things are at their worst....
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When things are at their worst I find something always happens.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  It is the spirit and not....
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It is the spirit and not the form of law that keeps justice alive.-- Earl Warren

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  Though boys throw stones at frogs....
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Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.-- Bion

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  Engineers participate in the activities which....
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Engineers participate in the activities which make the resources of nature available in a form beneficial to man and provide systems which will perform optimally and economically.-- L. M. K. Boelter

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  If you wait, all that happens....
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If you wait, all that happens is that you get older. -- Mario Andretti

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  He plants trees to benefit another....
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He plants trees to benefit another generation.-- Caecilius Statius

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  MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.-- Ambrose Bierce....
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MONARCHICAL GOVERNMENT, n. Government.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Blood is inherited and virtue is....
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Blood is inherited and virtue is acquired.-- Venezuelan Proverb

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  When the politicians complain that TV....
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When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.-- Edward R. Murrow

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  The century which we are entering....
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The century which we are entering can be and must be the century of the common man.-- Henry Wallace

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  Millions of men have lived to....
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Millions of men have lived to fight, build palaces and boundaries, shape destinies and societies; but the compelling force of all times has been the force of originality and creation profoundly affecting the roots of human spirit.-- Ansel Adams

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  You don't need a weather man....
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You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows.-- Bob Dylan

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  I always consider the settlement of....
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I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening of a grand scene and design in providence, for the illumination of the ignorant and the emancipation of the slavish part of mankind all over the earth.-- John Adams

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  The woman who cannot tell a....
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The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband is unworthy of the name of wife.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  Until you make peace with who....
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Until you make peace with who you are, you'll never be content with what you have.-- Doris Mortman

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  Love all, trust a few. Do....
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Love all, trust a few. Do wrong to none.-- William Shakespeare

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  Maybe you have to know darkness....
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Maybe you have to know darkness before you can appreciate the light.-- Madeleine L'engle

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  Never forget the days I spent....
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Never forget the days I spent with you. Continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours.-- Ludwig van Beethoven

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  I find television very educating. Every....
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.-- Groucho Marx

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  Tyranny cannot defeat the power of....
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Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas.-- Helen Keller

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  Success didn't spoil me, I've always....
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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  If you treat people right they....
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If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Arithmetic is being able to count....
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Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.-- Mickey Mouse

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  It is impossible to walk rapidly....
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It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy.-- Dr. Howard Murphy

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  Make sure to be in with....
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Make sure to be in with your equals if you're going to fall out with your superiors.-- Jewish Proverb

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  The people who are regarded as....
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The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures themselves and find compensation in interfering with the pleasures of others.-- Bertrand Russell

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  You've got to do your own....
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You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was.-- Irish Proverb

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  Love cannot survive if you just....
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Love cannot survive if you just give it scraps of yourself, scraps of your time, scraps of your thoughts.-- Mary O'Hara

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  One word sums up probably the....
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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.-- Dan Quayle

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  There are tones of voices that....
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There are tones of voices that mean more than words.-- Robert Frost

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  Truth must necessarily be stranger than....
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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and therefore congenial to it.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Humor is by far the most....
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Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.-- Edward De Bono

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  Nothing is so admirable in politics....
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Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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  True love is night jasmine, a....
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True love is night jasmine, a diamond in darkenss, the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most common of miracles, fashioned of fleecy clouds, a handful of stars tossed into the night sky.-- Jim Bishop

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  Hatred may be engendered by good....
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Hatred may be engendered by good deeds as well as bad ones.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  For millions of years, mankind lived....
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For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened which unleashed the power of our imaginations, we learned to talk.-- Stephen Hawking

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  Acceptance is not submission; it is....
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Acceptance is not submission; it is acknowledgment of the facts of a situation. Then deciding what you're going to do about it.-- Kathleen Casey Theisen

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  Solvency is entirely a matter of....
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Solvency is entirely a matter of temperament and not of income.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  An ounce of action is worth....
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An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory.-- Friedrich Engels

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  The illiterate of the future will....
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The illiterate of the future will not be the person who cannot read. It will be the person who does not know how to learn.-- Alvin Toffler

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  The best liar is he who....
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The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.-- Samuel Butler

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  A psychiatrist is a fellow who....
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.-- Joey Adams

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  At high tide fish eat ants;....
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At high tide fish eat ants; at low tide ants eat fish. -- Thai Proverb

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  I am certain there is too....
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I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.-- Michael Crichton

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  Every gun that is made, every....
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms isn't spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of their scientists, the hopes of its children... This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  TOMB, n. The House of Indifference.....
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TOMB, n. The House of Indifference. Tombs are now by common consent invested with a certain sanctity, but when they have been long tenanted it is considered no sin to break them open and rifle them, the famous Egyptologist, Dr. Huggyns, explaining that a tomb may be innocently "glened" as soon as its occupant is done "smellynge," the soul being then all exhaled. This reasonable view is now generally accepted by archaeologists, whereby the noble science of Curiosity has been greatly dignified.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I find that a great part....
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I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.-- Franklin P. Adams

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  In love there are things ---....
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In love there are things --- bodies and words.-- Joyce Carol Oates

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  A lifetime is more than sufficiently....
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A lifetime is more than sufficiently long for people to get what there is of it wrong.-- Unknown

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  People always call it luck when....
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People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have.-- Anne Tyler

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  Make wisdom your provision for the....
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Make wisdom your provision for the journey from youth to old age, for it is a more certain support than all other possessions.-- Bias

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  Consistency is the quality of a....
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Consistency is the quality of a stagnant mind.-- John Sloan

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  War has become a luxury that....
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War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.-- Hannah Arendt

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  Be wise with speed . A....
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Be wise with speed . A fool at forty is a fool indeed.-- Edward Young

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  Certainly there is no hunting like....
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Certainly there is no hunting like the hunting of man and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never really care for anything else thereafter.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  I was afraid that by observing....
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I was afraid that by observing objects with my eyes and trying to comprehend them with each of my other senses I might blind my soul altogether.-- Socrates

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  We all live with the objective....
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We all live with the objective of being happy; yet our lives are all different and yet the same.-- Anne Frank

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  They are a bunch of bastards....
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They are a bunch of bastards - and I'm saying this on my own now, not just because my father told it to me. -- [Comment about businessmen in general, made a few days after the newspaperas printed his statement of 10 April 1962 that his father always told him that businessmen were "sons of bitches."]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People seem to enjoy things more....
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People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure.-- Russell Baker

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  History teaches us that men and....
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely when they have exhausted all other alternatives.-- Abba Eban

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  Life has to end, love doessn't.--....
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Life has to end, love doessn't.-- Mitch Albom

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  I am a first generation immigrant....
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I am a first generation immigrant and a woman, but I don't really write about that because I feel like I'm a human being. There are universal human experiences. When you don't put your picture online, they can see your soul before they have preconceived notions.-- Evelyn Rodriguez

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  I'd rather sit alone on a....
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I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Opportunity for all means making taxes....
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Opportunity for all means making taxes fair. I'm not out to soak the rich. But I do believe the rich should pay their fair share. For twelve years, the Republicans have raised taxes on the middle class. It's time to give the middle class tax relief.-- Bill Clinton

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  I am a part of all....
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I am a part of all I have seen.-- Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  My Father taught me to weigh....
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My Father taught me to weigh my words carefully, and speak up only when I had something insightful to add to the proceedings, or something really funny to say. He also taught me that if I couldn't be that kind of guy in real life, that I could earn a healthy living pretending to be that guy in the movies – particularly when paired up with a long haired stoner.-- Kevin Smith

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  In time we hate that which....
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In time we hate that which we often fear.-- William Shakespeare

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  The only way to make a....
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The only way to make a man trustworthy is to trust him.-- Henry Stimson

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  I dreamed a thousand new paths.....
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I dreamed a thousand new paths. . . I woke and walked my old one.-- Chinese proverb

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  We advance on our journey only....
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We advance on our journey only when we face our goal, when we are confident and believe we are going to win out.-- Orison Swett Marden

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  Tsze-Kung asked, saying, 'Is there one....
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Tsze-Kung asked, saying, 'Is there one word which may serve as a rule of practice for all one's life?" The Master said, "Is not Reciprocity such a word? What you do not want done to yourself, do not do to others."-- Confucius

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  Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy....
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Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research.-- Wilson Mizner

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  You can learn as much -....
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You can learn as much - or more - from one glance at a private space as you can from hours of exposure to a public face.-- Malcolm Gladwell

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  An enemy can partly ruin a....
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An enemy can partly ruin a man, but it takes a good-natured injudicious friend to complete the thing and make it perfect.-- Mark Twain

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  Sometimes being pushed to the wall....
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Sometimes being pushed to the wall gives you the momentum necessary to get over it!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man who has confidence in....
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The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others.-- Hasidic Saying

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  The populace is like the sea....
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The populace is like the sea motionless in itself, but stirred by every wind, even the lightest breeze.-- Titus Livius

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  I'm of the mind that even....
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I'm of the mind that even people who have limitations, if they have a curiosity, they will find a way to explore it.-- Tish Grier

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  When she stopped conforming to the....
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When she stopped conforming to the conventional picture of femininity she finally began to enjoy being a woman.-- Betty Friedan

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  Our lives teach us who we....
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Our lives teach us who we are.-- Salman Rushdie

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  A kind -- William_Shakespeare/" ....
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A kind -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  If you put tomfoolery into a....
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If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.-- Pierre Gallois

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  The strictest law sometimes becomes the....
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The strictest law sometimes becomes the severest injustice.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  To the person in the bell....
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To the person in the bell jar, blank and stopped as a dead baby, the world itself is a bad dream.-- Sylvia Plath

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  What children take from us, they....
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What children take from us, they give…We become people who feel more deeply, question more deeply, hurt more deeply, and love more deeply.-- Sonia Taitz

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  It is well that war is....
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It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it.-- Robert E. Lee

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  The world always makes the assumption....
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The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured of one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Stress is an ignorant state. It....
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Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. Nothing is that important.-- Natalie Goldberg

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  Houses are built to live in,....
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Houses are built to live in, not to look on; therefore, let use be preferred before uniformity, except where both may be had.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Those are my principles, and if....
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.-- Groucho Marx

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  This is the most unprofessional production....
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This is the most unprofessional production I've ever worked on! Nobody knows where they're going, or what they're doing, except, of course, for *ME*-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.--....
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REPOSE, v.i. To cease from troubling.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  In spite of everything, I still....
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In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.-- Anne Frank

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  MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a....
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MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  How far that little candle throws....
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How far that little candle throws his beams! -- Shakespeare

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  It is better to be unhappy....
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It is better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone else.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  God said: you must teach, as....
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God said: you must teach, as I taught, without a fee.-- The Talmud

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  There is no cure for birth....
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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval-- George Santayana

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  Favorite animal: steak.-- Fran Lebowitz ....
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Favorite animal: steak.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality....
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Nothing feeds upon itself as liberality does.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  As long as you derive inner....
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As long as you derive inner help and comfort from anything, keep it.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Either define the moment or the....
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Either define the moment or the moment will define you.-- Walt Whitman

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  Death comes to all-- ....
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Death comes to all--

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  Everything of importance has been said....
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Everything of importance has been said before by somebody who did not discover it.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  I have sworn upon the altar....
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I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  All humanity is passion; without passion,....
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All humanity is passion; without passion, religion, history, novels, art would be ineffectual.-- Honore De Balzac

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  All national institutions of churches, whether....
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All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.-- Thomas Paine

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  Love thy neighbour as yourself, but....
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Love thy neighbour as yourself, but choose your neighbourhood.-- Louise Beal

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  Art is the desire of a....
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Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in.-- Amy Lowell

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  A different language is a different....
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A different language is a different vision of life.-- Federico Fellini

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