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  MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit....
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MONAD, n. The ultimate, indivisible unit of matter. (See _Molecule_.) According to Leibnitz, as nearly as he seems willing to be understood, the monad has body without bulk, and mind without manifestation -- Leibnitz knows him by the innate power of considering. He has founded upon him a theory of the universe, which the creature bears without resentment, for the monad is a gentlmean. Small as he is, the monad contains all the powers and possibilities needful to his evolution into a German philosopher of the first class -- altogether a very capable little fellow. He is not to be confounded with the microbe, or bacillus; by its inability to discern him, a good microscope shows him to be of an entirely distinct species.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Where a calculator on the ENIAC....
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons.-- unknown

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  Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex....
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Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love.-- Woody Allen

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  A celibate clergy is an especially....
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any hereditary propensity toward fanaticism.-- Carl Sagan

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  My thinking had been opened up....
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My thinking had been opened up wide in Mecca. I wrote long letters to my friends, in which I tried to convey to them my new insights into the American black man's struggle and his problems as well as the depths of my search for truth and justice. "I've had enough of someone else's propaganda," I had written to these friends. "I am for truth, no matter who tells it. I am for justice, no matter who it is for or against. I am a human being first and foremost, and as such I'm for whoever and whatever benefits humanity as a whole." The American white man's press called me the angriest Negro in America. I wouldn't deny that charge; I spoke exactly as I felt. I believe in anger. I believe it is a crime for anyone who is being brutalized to continue to accept that brutality without doing something to defend himself. I am for violence if non-violence means that we continue postponing or even delaying a solution to the American black man's problem. White man hates to hear anybody, especially a

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  Archaeology is the search for fact.......
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Archaeology is the search for fact... not truth. If it's truth you're looking for, Dr. Tyree's philosophy class is right down the hall.-- George Lucas

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  Ye shall know the truth, and....
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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.-- Aldous Huxley

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  His enemies shall lick the dust.--....
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His enemies shall lick the dust.-- Bible

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  Wealth is not of necessity a....
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Wealth is not of necessity a curse, nor poverty a blessing. Wholesome and easy abundance is better than either extreme; better for our manhood that we have enough for daily comfort; enough for culture, for hospitality, for charity. More than this may or may not be a blessing. Certainly it can be a blessing only by being accepted as a trust.-- R. D. Hitchcock

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  Don't gain the world and lose....
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Don't gain the world and lose your soul, wisdom is better than silver or gold.-- Bob Marley

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  Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes....
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Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Learning is acquired by reading books,....
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Learning is acquired by reading books, but the much more necessary learning, the knowledge of the world, is only to be acquired by reading men, and studying all the various facets of them.-- Lord Chesterfield

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  Bureaucracy defends the status quo long....
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Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Religion is for those who don't....
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Religion is for those who don't want to go to Hell. Spirituality is for those of us who have already been through it.-- Anonymous

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  To eat is a necessity, but....
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To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.-- Francois de la Rochefoucauld

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  In forming a judgment, lay your....
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In forming a judgment, lay your hearts void of foretaken opinions; else, whatsoever is done or said, will be measured by a wrong rule; like them who have jaundice, to whom everything appears yellow.-- Sir Philip Sidney

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  Ninety-nine percent of all failures come....
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Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses. -- George Washington Carver

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  You must learn to face the....
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You must learn to face the fact, always, that you choose to do what you do, and that everything you do affects not only you but others.-- Holly Lisle

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  Be not ashamed of mistakes and....
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Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes. -- Confucius

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  The pursuit of knowledge for its....
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The pursuit of knowledge for its own sake, an almost fanatical love of justice, and the desire for personal independence - these are the features of Jewish tradition that make me thank my stars that I belong to it.-- Albert Einstein

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  Those who can laugh without cause....
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Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.-- Norm Papernick

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  If you can't describe what you....
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If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing.-- W. Edwards Deming

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  A person is always startled when....
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A person is always startled when he hears himself seriously called an old man for the first time.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  You will do foolish things, but....
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You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.-- Colette

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  To refuse awards is another way....
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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.-- Peter Ustinov

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  Men are punished by their sins,....
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Men are punished by their sins, not for them.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  DISTANCE, n. The only thing that....
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DISTANCE, n. The only thing that the rich are willing for the poor to call theirs, and keep.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Perhaps better we not obscure the....
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Perhaps better we not obscure the idea that happiness and misery, kindness and greed, and good works and bad deeds are within the capacities of us all, not merely a select few.-- David P. Mikkelson

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  That would be a good thing....
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That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.-- Dorothy Parker

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  You have to know how to....
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You have to know how to accept rejection and reject acceptance.-- Ray Bradbury

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  Better be ignorant of a matter....
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Better be ignorant of a matter than half know it.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Noble be man,-- Unknown (can you....
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Noble be man,-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have made my world and....
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I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.-- Louise Nevelson

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  He who hesitates is not only....
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He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit.-- Unknown

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  There cannot be greater rudeness than....
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There cannot be greater rudeness than to interrupt another in the current of his discourse.-- John Locke

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  Time as he grows old teaches....
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Time as he grows old teaches all things.-- Aeschylus

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  Politics has less to do with....
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Politics has less to do with where you live than where your heart is.-- Margaret Cho

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  ...Then anyone who leaves behind him....
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...Then anyone who leaves behind him a written manual, and likewise anyone who receives it, in the belief that such writing will be clear and certain, must be exceedingly simple-minded...-- Plato

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  Nothing is more wretched than the....
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Nothing is more wretched than the mind of a man conscious of guilt.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

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  If it is once again one....
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If it is once again one against forty-eight, then I am very sorry for the forty-eight.-- Margaret Thatcher

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  In America, sex is an obsession;....
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In America, sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it's a fact.-- Marlene Dietrich

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  Cover a war in a place....
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Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman?-- Hunter_S._Thompson/"

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  Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles....
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.-- Mark Twain

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  I've got to follow them -....
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I've got to follow them - I am their leader.-- Alexandre Rollin

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  Just as it would be madness....
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Just as it would be madness to settle on medical treatment for the body of a person by taking an opinion poll of the neighbors, so it is irrational to prescribe for the body politic by polling the opinions of the people at large.-- Plato

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  Happiness just wasn't part of the....
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Happiness just wasn't part of the job description back then. You tried to find a helpmate to keep the cold wind and dogs at bay. Happiness just wasn't part of the equation. Survival was.-- Robin Green

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  So very difficult a matter is....
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So very difficult a matter is it to trace and find out the truth of anything by history.-- Plutarch

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  Don't jump on a man unless....
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Don't jump on a man unless he's down.-- Finley Peter Dunne

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  Your theory is crazy, but it's....
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Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.-- Niels Bohr

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  Indolence is a delightful but distressing....
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Indolence is a delightful but distressing state; we must be doing something to be happy.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  The case has, in some respects,....
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The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  Much of the social history of....
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good.-- Thomas Sowell

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  When you make a mistake, don't....
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When you make a mistake, don't look back at it long. Take the reason of the thing into your mind and then look forward. Mistakes are lessons of wisdom. The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power.-- Hugh White

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  It is confidence in our bodies,....
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It is confidence in our bodies, minds and spirits that allows us to keep looking for new adventures, new directions to grow in, and new lessons to learn - which is what life is all about.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  There are plenty of good five-cent....
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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they cost a quarter. What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.-- Franklin P. Adams

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  The secret of success is constancy....
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The secret of success is constancy of purpose.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Passion governs, and she never governs....
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Passion governs, and she never governs wisely.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Childhood, n. The period of human....
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Childhood, n. The period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly of youth - two removes from the sin of manhood and three from the remorse of age.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Rachel weeping for her children, and....
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Rachel weeping for her children, and would not be comforted, because they are not.-- Bible

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  IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who....
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IMMIGRANT, n. An unenlightened person who thinks one country better than another.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People come up to me and....
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People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"-- Emo Phillips

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  Bigamy is having one wife too....
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same-- Oscar Wilde

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  Much speech is one thing, well-timed....
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Much speech is one thing, well-timed speech is another.-- Sophocles

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  DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments,....
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DECALOGUE, n. A series of commandments, ten in number -- just enough to permit an intelligent selection for observance, but not enough to embarrass the choice. Following is the revised edition of the Decalogue, calculated for this meridian.-- Kill not, abet not those who kill;

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  Hope is definitely not the same....
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Hope is definitely not the same thing as optimism. It is not the conviction that something will turn out well, but the certainty that something makes sense, regardless of how it turns out.-- Václav Havel

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  If divorce has increased by one....
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If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.-- Betty Friedan

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  A dog is the only thing....
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.-- Josh Billings

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  A man should hear a little....
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A man should hear a little music, read a little poetry, and see a fine picture every day of his life, in order that worldly cares may not obliterate the sense of the beautiful which God has implanted in the human soul.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  It might be said that Lord....
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It might be said that Lord Rosebery outlived his future by ten years and his past by more than twenty.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs....
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Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?-- Peter McWilliams

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  Our imagination loves to be filled....
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Our imagination loves to be filled with an object or to grasp at anything that is too big for it's capacity. We are flung into a pleasing astonishment at such unbounded views and feel a delightful stillness and amazement in the soul at the apprehension of them.-- Joseph Addison

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  I don't think of myself as....
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I don't think of myself as a poor deprived ghetto girl who made good. I think of myself as somebody who from an early age knew I was responsible for myself, and I had to make good.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  He who lives without folly isn't....
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He who lives without folly isn't so wise as he thinks.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  The whole world steps aside for....
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The whole world steps aside for the man who knows where he is going.-- Unknown

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  No normal man ever fell in....
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No normal man ever fell in love after thirty when the kidneys begin to disintegrate.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Do not follow where the path....
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Do not follow where the path may lead. Go, instead, where there is no path and leave a trail.-- Anonymous

George Dubya Bush - stoopidest man alive - read some of his bushisms here and judge for yourself
 
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  The future belongs to those who....
This is an interesting quotation

The future belongs to those who dare.-- Anonymous

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  If we could read the secret....
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If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  He who waits for a chance....
Clever stuff

He who waits for a chance may wait for a long time.-- Nigerian Proverb

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  Men will often admit other women....
This is very interesting

Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.-- Sheila Rowbotham

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  Let grace and goodness be the....
Clever stuff

Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.-- John Dryden

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  We confide in our strength, without....
This is a good one here

We confide in our strength, without boasting of it; we respect that of others, without fearing it.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  It may be that those who....
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It may be that those who do most, dream most.-- Stephen Leacock

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  To be positive: To be mistaken....
This is a good one here

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.-- Ambrose Bierce

This is an interesting blog from a blogger in the south west of england (I think) also I like the "father ted" title - Fup Off Planet
 
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  It's a lot like nature. You....
This is an interesting quotation

It's a lot like nature. You only have as many animals as the ecosystem can support and you only have as many friends as you can tolerate the bitching of.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  The camera makes everyone a tourist....
I like this one

The camera makes everyone a tourist in other people's reality, and eventually in one's own.-- Susan Sontag

There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet
 
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  Happiness lies in the joy of....
This is very interesting

Happiness lies in the joy of achievement and the thrill of creative effort.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  A great flame follows a little....
Clever stuff

A great flame follows a little spark.-- Dante Alighieri

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  Every winter, When the great sun....
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Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses.-- Charles Kingsley

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  If everyone demanded peace instead of....
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If everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, then there'd be peace.-- John Lennon

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  Righteousness exalteth a nation.-- Bible ....
How interesting

Righteousness exalteth a nation.-- Bible

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  It is dangerous for a national....
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It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.-- Eugene McCarthy

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  It is our task in our....
Clever stuff

It is our task in our time and in our generation to hand down undiminished to those who come after us, as was handed down to us by those who went before, the natural wealth and beauty which is ours.-- John F. Kennedy

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  The greatest mistake you can make....
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The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  We are students of words: we....
Intelligent comment this one -

We are students of words: we are shut up in schools, and colleges, and recitation-rooms, for ten or fifteen years, and come out at last with a bag of wind, a memory of words, and do not know a thing.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The quality of mercy is not....
How interesting

The quality of mercy is not strain'd, -- And that same prayer doth teach us all to render

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  Fate chooses your relations, you choose....
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Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.-- Jacques Delille

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  If you must love your neighbor....
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If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor.-- Sebastien-Roch Nicolas

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  The absence of alternatives clears the....
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The absence of alternatives clears the mind marvelously.-- Henry Kissinger

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