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  Imagination and fiction make up more....
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Imagination and fiction make up more than three quarters of our real life.-- Simone Weil

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  Self is the only prison that....
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Self is the only prison that can bind the soul.-- Henry Van Dyke

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  You can take all the sincerity....
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You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.-- Fred Allen

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  Traffic signals in New York are....
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Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.-- David Letterman

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  May God defend me from my....
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May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.-- Voltaire

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  We can learn nothing except by....
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We can learn nothing except by going from the known to the unknown.-- Claude Bernard

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  Nobel prize money is a lifebelt....
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Nobel prize money is a lifebelt thrown to a swimmer who has already reached the shore in safety.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  It is better to be violent,....
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It is better to be violent, if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of nonviolence to cover impotence.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  So many Gods, so many creeds--....
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  A torn jacket is soon mended;....
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A torn jacket is soon mended; but hard words bruise the heart of a child.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  My country owes me nothing. It....
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My country owes me nothing. It gave me, as it gives every boy and girl, a chance. It gave me schooling, independence of action, opportunity for service and honor. In no other land could a boy from a country village, without inheritance or influential friends, look forward with unbounded hope.-- Herbert Hoover

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  There is no human reason why....
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There is no human reason why a child should not admire and emulate his teacher's ability to do sums, rather than the village bum's ability to whittle sticks and smoke cigarettes. The reason why the child does not is plain enough - the bum has put himself on an equality with him and the teacher has not.-- Floyd Dell

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  The most onerous slavery is to....
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The most onerous slavery is to be a slave to oneself.-- Seneca

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  Practice, the master of all things.--....
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Practice, the master of all things.-- Augustus Octavius

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  The first mistake in public business....
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The first mistake in public business is the going into it.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Having George W. Bush giving a....
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Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!-- Robin Williams

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  A little learning is a dangerous....
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A little learning is a dangerous thing but a lot of ignorance is just as bad.-- Bob Edwards

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  There is nothing more unequal, than....
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There is nothing more unequal, than the equal treatment of unequal people.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  I cannot teach you violence, as....
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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Do not impose on others what....
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Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.-- Confucius

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  Lost time is never found again.--....
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Lost time is never found again.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  There was a definite process by....
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There was a definite process by which one made people into friends, and it involved talking to them and listening to them for hours at a time.-- Rebecca West

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  And now, like the old soldier....
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And now, like the old soldier of that ballad, I now close my military career, and just fade away...an old soldier who tried to do his duty, as God gave him the light to see that duty. Good-bye.-- General Douglas MacArthur

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  I'm not going to climb into....
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I'm not going to climb into the ring with Tolstoy.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  Never knock on Death's door: ring....
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Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!-- Matt Frewer

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  If you want to know what....
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.-- Dorothy Parker

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  Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.-- Sir....
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Your ignorance, cramps my conversation.-- Sir Anthony Hawkins

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  The bond that links your true....
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The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof.-- Richard Bach

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  Money never made a man happy....
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Money never made a man happy yet, nor will it. There is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more a man has, the more he wants. Instead of its filling a vacuum, it makes one. If it satisfies one want, it doubles and trebles that want another way. That was a true proverb of the wise man, rely upon it; "Better is little with the fear of the Lord, than great treasure, and trouble therewith."-- Benjamin Franklin

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  What's another word for Thesaurus?-- Steven....
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What's another word for Thesaurus?-- Steven Wright

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  I am convinced that life in....
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I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.-- Shakti Gawain

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  Speak properly, and in as few....
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Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.-- William Penn

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  Experience is what you get when....
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Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.-- Dan Stanford

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  In wildness is the preservation of....
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In wildness is the preservation of the world.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  All a man can betray is....
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All a man can betray is his conscience.-- Joseph Conrad

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  Why is my existence so perfect....
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Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no longer care?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If only it were all so....
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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  Love doesn't just sit there, like....
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Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone; it has to be made, like bread, remade all the time, made new.-- Ursula K. LeGuin

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  Laws alone can not secure freedom....
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Laws alone can not secure freedom of expression; in order that every man present his views without penalty there must be spirit of tolerance in the entire population.-- Albert Einstein

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  Tradition is what you resort to....
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Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right.-- Kurt Herbert Alder

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  It is better to be looked....
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It is better to be looked over than overlooked.-- Mae West

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  If you watch a game, it's....
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.-- Bob Hope

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  If you obey all the rules,....
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If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.-- Katharine Hepburn

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  I wanted to do something nice....
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I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in- law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in.-- Henny Youngman

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  Every instance of heartbreak can teach....
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Every instance of heartbreak can teach us powerful lessons about creating the kind of love we really want.-- Martha Beck

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  When anger rises, think of the....
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When anger rises, think of the consequences.-- Confucius

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  How is the Empire?-- Unknown (can....
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How is the Empire?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We have just enough religion to....
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love, one another.-- Jonathan Swift

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  HURRY, n. The dispatch of bunglers.--....
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HURRY, n. The dispatch of bunglers.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I believe that [everyone] is the....
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I believe that [everyone] is the keeper of a dream - and by tuning into one another's secret hopes, we can become better friends, better partners, better parents, and better lovers.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  For what is it to die....
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For what is it to die but to stand naked in the wind and to melt into the sun?-- Kahlil_Gibran/"

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  The greatest obstacle to discovery is....
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The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge.-- Daniel J. Boorstin

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  There are seven sins in the....
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There are seven sins in the world: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge without character, Commerce without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice and politics without principle.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Words calculated to catch everyone may....
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Words calculated to catch everyone may catch no one.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of....
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QUORUM, n. A sufficient number of members of a deliberative body to have their own way and their own way of having it. In the United States Senate a quorum consists of the chairman of the Committee on Finance and a messenger from the White House; in the House of Representatives, of the Speaker and the devil.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Ever notice that Soup For One....
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Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?-- Elayne Boosler

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  I cannot say whether things will....
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I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  Thought is only a flash between....
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Thought is only a flash between two long nights, but this flash is everything.-- Henri Poincare

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  If liberty means anything at all,....
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If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.-- George Orwell

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  Too much rest is rust.-- Sir....
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Too much rest is rust.-- Sir Walter Scott

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  It is difficult for sorrow to....
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It is difficult for sorrow to intrude on a busy life.-- Unknown

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  If you take all the experience....
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If you take all the experience and judgment of men over fifty out of the world, there wouldn't be enough left to run it.-- Henry Ford

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  Government is too big and too....
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Government is too big and too important to be left to the politicians.-- Chester Bowles

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  And Charlie, don't forget about what....
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And Charlie, don't forget about what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he ever wanted. He lived happily ever after.-- Roald Dahl

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  If you refuse to be made....
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If you refuse to be made straight when you are green, you will not be made straight when you are dry.-- African Proverb

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  Free men cannot start a war,....
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Free men cannot start a war, but once it is started, they can fight on in defeat. Herd men, followers of a leader, cannot do that, and so it is always the herd men who win battles and the free men who win wars.-- John Steinbeck

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  The real man smiles in trouble,....
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The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.-- Thomas Paine

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  Opportunities are usually disguised as hard....
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Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognized them.-- Ann Landers

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  The moment of victory is much....
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The moment of victory is much too short to live for that and nothing else.-- Martina Navratilova

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  To be always intending to make....
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To be always intending to make a new and better life but never to find time to set about it is as to put off eating and drinking and sleeping from one day to the next until you're dead.-- Og Mandino

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  It is possible to be below....
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It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.-- Thomas Babington Macaulay

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  Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar....He's....
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Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar....He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.-- Harry S Truman

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  OMEN, n. A sign that something....
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OMEN, n. A sign that something will happen if nothing happens.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  All things are difficult before they....
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All things are difficult before they are easy.-- Dr. Thomas Fuller

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  It is no use walking anywhere....
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It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.-- Saint Francis of Assisi

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  Society has traditionally always tried to....
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Society has traditionally always tried to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am.-- Marilyn Manson

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  Reason is immortal, all else mortal.--....
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Reason is immortal, all else mortal.-- Pythagoras

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  We choose to go to the....
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We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy - but because they are hard! Because that challenge is one we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone and one we intend to win!-- John F. Kennedy

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  Our virtues and our failings are....
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Our virtues and our failings are inseparable, like force and matter. When they separate, man is no more.-- Nikola Tesla

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  A platitude is simply a truth....
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A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.-- Stanley Baldwin

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  Music is well said to be....
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Music is well said to be the speech of angels.-- Thomas Carlyle

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Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.-- T. S. Eliot

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  If A is success in life,....
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If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.-- Albert Einstein

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  Portrait of a losing side, proof....
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Portrait of a losing side, proof positive that you can't outpunch machinery. Proof also of something else: that no matter what the future brings, man's capacity to rise to the occasion will remain unaltered. His potential for tenacity and optimism continues, as always, to outfight and outlive any and all changes made by his society.-- Rod Serling

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ADMIRAL, n. That part of a war-ship which does the talking while the figure-head does the thinking.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The adjuration to be "normal" seems....
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The adjuration to be "normal" seems shockingly repellent to me; I see neither hope nor comfort in sinking to that low level. I think it is ignorance that makes people think of abnormality only with horror and allows them to remain undismayed at the proximity of "normal" to average and mediocre. For surely anyone who achieves anything is, essentially, abnormal.-- Dr. Karl Menninger

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  We may lay in a stock....
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We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer tasting them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.-- Charles Caleb Colton

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  The first human who hurled an....
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The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization.-- Sigmund Freud

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  For NASA, space is still a....
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For NASA, space is still a high priority.-- Dan Quayle

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  Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes....
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.-- Robert Frost

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  The best effect of fine persons....
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The best effect of fine persons is felt after we have left their presence.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  He can make me love something....
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He can make me love something just by showing me the energy with which he loves it.-- Heather Armstrong

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  Dedicate some of your life to....
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Dedicate some of your life to others. Your dedication will not be a sacrifice. It will be an exhilarating experience because it is an intense effort applied toward a meaningful end.-- Dr. Thomas Dooley

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  By definition, a government has no....
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By definition, a government has no conscience. Sometimes it has a policy, but nothing more.-- Albert Camus

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  You cannot be mad at somebody....
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You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.-- Jay Leno

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  Acquire inner peace and a multitude....
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Acquire inner peace and a multitude will find their salvation near you.-- Catherine de Hueck Doherty

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  The most important thing in communication....
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The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.-- Peter Drucker

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  BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one....
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BOUNTY, n. The liberality of one who has much, in permitting one who has nothing to get all that he can.--

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  Have more than thou showest; Speak....
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Have more than thou showest; Speak less than thou knowest.-- William Shakespeare

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  Lord, what fools these mortals be!--....
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Lord, what fools these mortals be!-- William Shakespeare

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  After the bare requisites of living....
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After the bare requisites of living and reproducing, man wants most to leave some record of himself, a proof, perhaps, that he has really existed. He leaves his proof on wood, on stone, or on the lives of other people. This deep desire exists in everyone, from the boy who scribbles on a wall to the Buddha who etches his image in the race mind. Life is so unreal. I think that we seriously doubt that we exist and go about trying to prove that we do.-- John Steinbeck

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  Who begins too much accomplishes little.--....
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Who begins too much accomplishes little.-- German proverb

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  Pause you who read this, and....
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Pause you who read this, and think for a moment of the long chain of iron or gold, of thorns or flowers, that would never have bound you, but for the formation of the first link on one memorable day.-- Charles Dickens

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  The worst solitude is to be....
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The worst solitude is to be destitute of sincere friendship.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  People like us, who believe in....
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People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.-- Albert Einstein

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  Having had to encounter single-handed during....
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Having had to encounter single-handed during his period of eclipse many physical dangers, he was well aware of the most dangerous element common to them all: of the crushing, paralysing sense of human littleness, which is what really defeats a human struggling with natural forces, alone, far from the eyes of his fellows.-- Joseph Conrad

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Beware of the fury of the patient man.-- John Dryden

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  The secret of life is to....
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The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.-- Oscar Wilde

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  One of the greatest victories you....
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One of the greatest victories you can gain over someone is to beat him at politeness.-- Josh Billings

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  We adore chaos because we love....
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We adore chaos because we love to produce order.-- M. C. Escher

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  A rumor without a leg to....
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A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.-- John Tudor

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  To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy....
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To lengthen thy Life, lessen thy meals-- Benjamin Franklin

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  If we had no winter, the....
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.-- Anne Bradstreet

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  When we are planning for posterity,....
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When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember, that virtue is not hereditary.-- Thomas Paine

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  FOOL, n. A person who pervades....
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FOOL, n. A person who pervades the domain of intellectual speculation and diffuses himself through the channels of moral activity. He is omnific, omniform, omnipercipient, omniscience, omnipotent. He it was who invented letters, printing, the railroad, the steamboat, the telegraph, the platitude and the circle of the sciences. He created patriotism and taught the nations war -- founded theology, philosophy, law, medicine and Chicago. He established monarchical and republican government. He is from everlasting to everlasting -- such as creation's dawn beheld he fooleth now. In the morning of time he sang upon primitive hills, and in the noonday of existence headed the procession of being. His grandmotherly hand was warmly tucked-in the set sun of civilization, and in the twilight he prepares Man's evening meal of milk-and-morality and turns down the covers of the universal grave. And after the rest of us shall have retired for the night of eternal oblivion he will sit up to write a his

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  I have never seen the slightest....
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I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious idea of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God.-- Thomas A. Edison

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  She used to drag her mattress....
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She used to drag her mattress besider her low window and lie awake for a long while, vibrating with excitement, as a machine vibrates from speed. Life rushed in upon her through that window - or so it seemed. In reality, of course, life rushes from within, not from without. There is no work of art so big or so beautiful that is was not once all contained in some youthful body, like this one which lay on the floor in the moonlight, pulsing with ardor and anticipation.-- Willa Cather

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  When something that honest is said....
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When something that honest is said it usually needs a few minutes of silence to dissipate.-- Pamela Ribon

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  To accomplish great things, we must....
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To accomplish great things, we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.-- Anatole France

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  Things turn out best for the....
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Things turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.-- Art Linkletter

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