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  She was a phantom of delight--....
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She was a phantom of delight--

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  Society is produced by our wants....
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Society is produced by our wants and government by our wickedness.-- Thomas Paine

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  Never stand begging for that which....
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Never stand begging for that which you have the power to earn.-- Miguel de Cervantes

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  That best portion of a good....
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That best portion of a good man's life, -- William_Wordsworth/"

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  OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth....
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OBSTINATE, adj. Inaccessible to the truth as it is manifest in the splendor and stress of our advocacy. The popular type and exponent of obstinacy is the mule, a most intelligent animal.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People with courage and character always....
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People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest.-- Hermann Hesse

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  We met Dr. Hall in such....
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We met Dr. Hall in such deep mourning that either his mother, his wife, or himself must be dead.-- Jane Austen

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  We can lick gravity, but sometimes....
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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.-- Wernher Von Braun

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  Just turn left at Greenland...-- John....
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Just turn left at Greenland...-- John Lennon

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  It is a very hard undertaking....
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It is a very hard undertaking to seek to please everybody.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Poetry often enters through the window....
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Poetry often enters through the window of irrelevance.-- M. C. Richards

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  Who so neglects learning in his....
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Who so neglects learning in his youth, loses the past and is dead for the future.-- Euripides

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  Act as if it were impossible....
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Act as if it were impossible to fail.-- Dorothea Brande

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  It is pleasant to have been....
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It is pleasant to have been to a place the way a river went.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Look not mournfully into the past.....
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Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  GOUT, n. A physician's name for....
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GOUT, n. A physician's name for the rheumatism of a rich patient.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  To err is human--and to blame....
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To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so.-- Robert Orben

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  CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the....
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CALUMNUS, n. A graduate of the School for Scandal.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The people may be made to....
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The people may be made to follow a path of action, but they may not be made to understand it.-- Confucius

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  Life is but a walking Shadow,....
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Life is but a walking Shadow, a poor Player That struts and frets his Hour upon the Stage, And then is heard no more; It is a tall Tale, Told by an Idiot, full of Sound and Fury, Signifying nothing."-- William Shakespeare

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  One should either be a work....
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One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A well-tied tie is the first....
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A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Do not fear mistakes, there are....
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Do not fear mistakes, there are none.-- Miles Davis

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  Necessity makes even the timid brave.--....
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Necessity makes even the timid brave.-- Sallust

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  Creation is a better means of....
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Creation is a better means of self-expression than possession; it is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.-- Vida D. Scudder

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  The greatest trick the devil ever....
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he doesn't exist.-- Unknown

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  So of cheerfulness, or a good....
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So of cheerfulness, or a good temper, the more it is spent, the more it remains.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.--....
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Books are hindrances to persisting stupidity.-- Spanish Proverb

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  Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.--....
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Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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  He that toucheth pitch shall be....
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He that toucheth pitch shall be defiled therewith.-- Bible

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  It's no accident that the church....
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It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  It is the nature of ambition....
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It is the nature of ambition to make men liars and cheats, to hide the truth in their breasts, and show, like jugglers, another thing in their mouths, to cut all friendships and enmities to the measure of their own interest, and to make a good countenance without the help of good will.-- Sallust

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  The human heart is like a....
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The human heart is like a ship on a stormy sea driven about by winds blowing from all four corners of heaven.-- Martin Luther

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  We can only learn to love....
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We can only learn to love by loving.-- Iris Murdoch

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  Every mile is two in winter.--....
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Every mile is two in winter.-- George Herbert

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  And now the sequence of events....
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And now the sequence of events in no particular order.-- Dan Rather

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  Grief is the agony of an....
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Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  When I was born, I was....
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When I was born, I was black. When I grow up, I'm black. When I'm ill, When I die, I'm black. But you - When you're born, you're pink. When you grow up, you're white. When you're ill, you're green. When you go out in the sun, you go red. When you're cold, you go blue. When you die, you're purple. And you have the nerve to call me Colored?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A dreamer lives for eternity.-- Anonymous....
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A dreamer lives for eternity.-- Anonymous

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  Why pay a dollar for a....
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Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Dance is the hidden language of....
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Dance is the hidden language of the soul.-- Martha Graham

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  So much of what we call....
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So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work.-- Peter Drucker

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  The best years are the forties;....
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The best years are the forties; after fifty a man begins to deteriorate, but in the forties he is at the maximum of his villainy.-- H. L. Mencken

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  People can have the Model T....
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People can have the Model T in any colour--so long as it's black.-- Henry Ford

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  If you observe a really happy....
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If you observe a really happy man, you will find... that he is happy in the course of living life twenty-four crowded hours each day.-- W. Beran Wolfe

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  People are like stained glass windows,....
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People are like stained glass windows, they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when darkness sets in, their true beauty is only seen if there is a light within.-- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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  The bravest thing you can do....
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The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.-- Corra Harris

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  I never realized until lately that....
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I never realized until lately that women were supposed to be the inferior sex.-- Katharine Hepburn

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  To be a philosopher is not....
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To be a philosopher is not merely to have subtle thoughts, not even to found a school, but so to love wisdom as to live according to its dictates, a life of simplicity, independence, magnanimity, and trust.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Manners maketh man.-- William of Wykeham....
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Manners maketh man.-- William of Wykeham

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  The man with the best job....
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The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"-- Will Rogers

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  Since love and fear can hardly....
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Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  This is quite a three-pipe problem.--....
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This is quite a three-pipe problem.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  The human brain is unique in....
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The human brain is unique in that it is the only container of which it can be said that the more you put into it, the more it will hold.-- Glenn Doman

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  LOVE: A word properly applied to....
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LOVE: A word properly applied to our delight in particular kinds of food; sometimes metaphorically spoken of the favorite objects of all our appetites.-- Henry Fielding

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  A nation which can prefer disgrace....
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A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.-- Alexander Hamilton

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  I'm glad I didn't have to....
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I'm glad I didn't have to fight in any war. I'm glad I didn't have to pick up a gun. I'm glad I didn't get killed or kill somebody. I hope my kids enjoy the same lack of manhood.-- Tom Hanks

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  The worst loneliness is not to....
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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.-- Mark Twain

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  Never value the valueless. The trick....
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Never value the valueless. The trick is to know how to recognize it.-- Sidney Madwed

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  REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping....
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REVEILLE, n. A signal to sleeping soldiers to dream of battlefields no more, but get up and have their blue noses counted. In the American army it is ingeniously called "rev-e-lee," and to that pronunciation our countrymen have pledged their lives, their misfortunes and their sacred dishonor.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A guilty conscience needs no accuser.--....
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A guilty conscience needs no accuser.-- Anonymous

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  HOVEL, n. The fruit of a....
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HOVEL, n. The fruit of a flower called the Palace.--


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  Nothing is so good for an....
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Nothing is so good for an ignorant man as silence; and if he was sensible of this he would not be ignorant.-- Saadi

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  Education has produced a vast population....
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Education has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. -- G. M. Trevelyan

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  It’s really easy to complain. If....
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It's really easy to complain. If you're not careful, then you end up complaining about your whole life. Concentrating on the good things is really good. Catch people doing good.-- Lisa Williams

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  A detective digs around in the....
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A detective digs around in the garbage of people's lives. A novelist invents people and then digs around in their garbage.-- Joe Gores

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  [What is the definition of guts?]....
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[What is the definition of guts?] Grace under pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  Make failure your teacher, not your....
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Make failure your teacher, not your undertaker.-- Zig Ziglar

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  Envy is what makes you, when....
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Envy is what makes you, when an aquaintance is lustily telling you that she's dating a Greek god of a guy, ask, "Which one, Hades?"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Alleluia! We do not have to....
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Alleluia! We do not have to be right! We do have to love, to be vulnerable, to accept joy and pain, and to grow through them.-- Madeleine L'Engle

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  To be one's self, and unafraid....
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To be one's self, and unafraid whether right or wrong, is more admirable than the easy cowardice of surrender to conformity.-- Irving Wallace

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  We hanged our harps on the....
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We hanged our harps on the willows.-- Bible

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  It is easier to exclude harmful....
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It is easier to exclude harmful passions than to rule them, and to deny them admittance than to control them after they have been admitted.-- Seneca

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  As sounding brass, or a tinkling....
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As sounding brass, or a tinkling cymbal.-- Bible

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  How dreadful it is when the....
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How dreadful it is when the right judge judges wrong!-- Sophocles

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  The world is not respectable; it....
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The world is not respectable; it is mortal, tormented, confused, deluded forever; but it is shot through with beauty, with love, with glints of courage and laughter; and in these, the spirit blooms timidly, and struggles to the light amid the thorns.-- George Santayana

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  Thus the metric system did not....
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.-- Dave Barry

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  Unfortunately, we're all "someone else" to....
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Unfortunately, we're all "someone else" to someone else.-- Bill Watterson

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  Obtain from yourself all that makes....
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Obtain from yourself all that makes complaining useless. No longer implore from others what you yourself can obtain.-- Andre Gide

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  The traveller must, of course, always....
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The traveller must, of course, always be cautious of the overly broad generalisation. But I am an American, and a paucity of data does not stop me from making sweeping, vague, conceptual statements and, if necessary, following these statements up with troops.-- George Saunders

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  As the flectcher whittles and makes....
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As the flectcher whittles and makes straight his arrows, so the master directs his straying thoughts.-- Buddha

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  If money is the root of....
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If money is the root of all evil, then why do we have to have jobs?-- Matt Groening

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  I like trees because they seem....
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I like trees because they seem more resigned to the way they have to live than other things do.-- Willa Cather

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  Culture is activity of thought, and....
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Culture is activity of thought, and receptiveness to beauty and humane feeling. Scraps of information have nothing to do with it. A merely well informed man is the most useless bore on God's earth.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Fill all thy bones with aches.--....
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Fill all thy bones with aches.-- William Shakespeare

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  Blessed are the peacemakers, for they....
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Blessed are the peacemakers, for they will be called sons of God.-- Bible

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  It matters not what goal you....
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It matters not what goal you seek--

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  DEGENERATE, adj. Less conspicuously admirable than....
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DEGENERATE, adj. Less conspicuously admirable than one's ancestors. The contemporaries of Homer were striking examples of degeneracy; it required ten of them to raise a rock or a riot that one of the heroes of the Trojan war could have raised with ease. Homer never tires of sneering at "men who live in these degenerate days," which is perhaps why they suffered him to beg his bread -- a marked instance of returning good for evil, by the way, for if they had forbidden him he would certainly have starved.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Spare no expense to save money....
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Spare no expense to save money on this one.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  Since wars begin in the minds....
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Since wars begin in the minds of men, it is in the minds of men that the defence of peace must be constructed.-- Unknown

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  For all their strength, men were....
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For all their strength, men were sometimes like little children.-- Lawana Blackwell

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  [S]he refused to be bored chiefly....
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[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasn't boring.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

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  Hide not your talents. They for....
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Hide not your talents. They for use were made. What's a sundial in the shade.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  In all things of nature there....
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In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.-- Aristotle

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  "My religion consists of a humble....
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"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.-- Albert Einstein

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  Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an....
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Ugly. Is irrelevant. It is an immeasurable insult to a woman, and then supposedly the worst crime you can commit as a woman. But ugly, as beautiful, is an illusion.-- Margaret Cho

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  Man can believe the impossible, but....
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Man can believe the impossible, but man can never believe the improbable.-- Oscar Wilde

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  For most of history, Anonymous was....
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For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.-- Virginia Woolf

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  It is dangerous to be sincere....
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It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  One ought never to turn one's....
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One ought never to turn one's back on a threatened danger and try to run away from it. If you do that, you will double the danger. But if you meet it promptly and without flinching, you will reduce the danger by half.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  There's very little advice in men's....
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.-- Jerry Seinfeld

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  One man with courage makes a....
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One man with courage makes a majority.-- Andrew Jackson

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  Sometimes when I look at my....
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Sometimes when I look at my children I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have stayed a virgin."-- Lillian Carter

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  INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary....
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INFLUENCE, n. In politics, a visionary _quo_ given in exchange for a substantial _quid_.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  HOURI, n. A comely female inhabiting....
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HOURI, n. A comely female inhabiting the Mohammedan Paradise to make things cheery for the good Mussulman, whose belief in her existence marks a noble discontent with his earthly spouse, whom he denies a soul. By that good lady the Houris are said to be held in deficient esteem.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Must be out-of-doors enough to get....
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Must be out-of-doors enough to get experience of wholesome reality, as a ballast to thought and sentiment. Health requires this relaxation, this aimless life-- Henry David Thoreau

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  To be able to practice five....
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To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue...[They are] gravity, generosity of soul, sincerity, earnestness, and kindness.-- Confucius

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  Some believe all that parents, tutors,....
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Some believe all that parents, tutors, and kindred believe. They take their principles by inheritance, and defend them as they would their estates, because they are born heirs to them.-- Alan Watts

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  I finally realized that being grateful....
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I finally realized that being grateful to my body was key to giving more love to myself.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  He who is dying of hunger....
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He who is dying of hunger must be fed rather than taught.-- Saint Thomas Aquinas

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  DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your....
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DUCK-BILL, n. Your account at your restaurant during the canvas-back season.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Do not speak quickly; it is....
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Do not speak quickly; it is a sign of insanity.-- Bias

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  There is nothing respecting which a....
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There is nothing respecting which a man may be so long unconscious as of the extent and strength of his prejudices.-- Francis Jeffrey

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  To dismiss front-end design as mere....
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To dismiss front-end design as mere 'icing' is to jeopardize the success of any site.-- Curt Cloninger

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  There is only one thing in....
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There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.-- Oscar Wilde

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  To love oneself is the beginning....
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To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Sometimes when you innovate, you make....
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Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.-- Steve Jobs

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  My definition of an expert in....
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My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going on to be scared.-- P. J. Plauger

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  Charity begins at home.-- Terence ....
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Charity begins at home.-- Terence

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  Kind words can be short and....
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Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.-- Mother Teresa

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  See things as they are and....
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See things as they are and write about them. Don't waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.-- Real Live Preacher

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  As long as war is regarded....
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As long as war is regarded as wicked it will always have its fascinations. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.-- Oscar Wilde

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  It's misleading to suppose there is....
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It's misleading to suppose there is any basic difference between education and entertainment.-- Marshall McLuhan

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  There are no passengers on spaceship....
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There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew.-- Marshall McLuhan

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  Words are the physicians of the....
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Words are the physicians of the mind diseased.-- Aeschylus

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  I have a perfect cure for....
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I have a perfect cure for a sore throat: cut it.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  Great men are not always idiots--....
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Great men are not always idiots-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon

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  WALL STREET, n. A symbol for....
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WALL STREET, n. A symbol for sin for every devil to rebuke. That Wall Street is a den of thieves is a belief that serves every unsuccessful thief in place of a hope in Heaven. Even the great and good Andrew Carnegie has made his profession of faith in the matter.-- gdt

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  Do you want me to tell....
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Do you want me to tell you something really subversive? Love is everything its cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about it...it really is worth fighting for, being brave for, risking everthing for. And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.-- Erica Jong

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  Alas my love you do me....
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Alas my love you do me wrong,--

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  When you live in Texas, every....
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When you live in Texas, every single time you see snow it's magical.-- Pamela Ribon

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  You will find that the State....
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You will find that the State is the kind of organization which, though it does big things badly, does small things badly, too.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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  Men live in a fantasy world.....
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.-- Scott Adams

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  Sometimes a scream is better than....
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Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The difficulty lies, not in the....
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The difficulty lies, not in the new ideas, but in escaping the old ones, which ramify, for those brought up as most of us have been, into every corner of our minds.-- John Maynard Keynes

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  I haven't a clue as to....
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I haven't a clue as to how my story will end. But that's all right. When you set out on a journey and night covers the road, you don't conclude that the road has vanished. And how else could we discover the stars?-- Unknown

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  Glass, china and reputation are easily....
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Glass, china and reputation are easily cracked, and never well mended. -- Benjamin Franklin

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  I've always found paranoia to be....
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I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.-- Pat Conroy

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  Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.)--....
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Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.)-- Seneca

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  Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for....
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Autobiography is an unrivalled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.-- Philip Guedalla

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  There's no such thing as failure.....
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There's no such thing as failure. Mistakes happen in your life to bring into focus more clearly who you really are.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  To-day is the pupil of yesterday.--....
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To-day is the pupil of yesterday.-- Publilius Syrus

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  RESPITE, n. A suspension of hostilities....
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RESPITE, n. A suspension of hostilities against a sentenced assassin, to enable the Executive to determine whether the murder may not have been done by the prosecuting attorney. Any break in the continuity of a disagreeable expectation.-- "Naught, for a season, shall your comfort mar,

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  Do it now. It is not....
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Do it now. It is not safe to leave a generous feeling to the cooling influences of the world.-- Thomas Guthrie

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  To refrain from imitation is the....
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To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  I stopped believing in Santa Claus....
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.-- Shirley Temple

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  The inscrutable wisdom through which we....
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The inscrutable wisdom through which we exist is not less worthy of veneration in respect to what it denies us than in respect to what it has granted.-- Immanuel Kant

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  One never notices what has been....
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One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done.-- Marie Curie

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  A life spent making mistakes is....
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A life spent making mistakes is not only most honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.-- Unknown

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  If you have a harem of....
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If you have a harem of 40 women, you never get to know any of them very well.-- Warren Buffett

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  One runs the risk of weeping....
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One runs the risk of weeping a little, if one allows himself to be tamed.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  As repressed sadists are supposed to....
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As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational fear of life become publishers.-- Cyril Connolly

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  How sweet and soothing is this....
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How sweet and soothing is this hour of calm! I thank thee, night! for thou has chased away these horrid bodements which, amidst the throng, I could not dissipate; and with the blessing of thy benign and quiet influence now will I to my couch, although to rest is almost wronging such a night as this.-- Lord Byron

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  There are those who look at....
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There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The degree in which a poet's....
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The degree in which a poet's imagination dominates reality is, in the end, the exact measure of his importance and dignity.-- George Santayana

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  Don't use a big word where....
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Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.-- Unknown

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  Since the printing press came into....
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Since the printing press came into being, poetry has ceased to be the delight of the whole community of man; it has become the amusement and delight of the few.-- John Masefield

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  The capacity of human beings to....
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The capacity of human beings to bore one another seems to be vastly greater than that of any other animal.-- H. L. Mencken

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  There is no avoiding war; it....
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There is no avoiding war; it can only be postponed to the advantage of others.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  A man who lives everywhere lives....
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A man who lives everywhere lives nowhere.-- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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  FLAG, n. A colored rag borne....
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FLAG, n. A colored rag borne above troops and hoisted on forts and ships. It appears to serve the same purpose as certain signs that one sees and vacant lots in London -- "Rubbish may be shot here."-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I belong to no organized party.....
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I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.-- Will Rogers

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  The distance between insanity and genius....
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The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.-- Ian Fleming

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  Many receive advice, few profit by....
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Many receive advice, few profit by it.-- Publilius Syrus

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  He who learns must suffer. And....
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He who learns must suffer. And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.-- Aeschylus

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  Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.-- Billy Wilder....
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.-- Billy Wilder

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  Truth burns up error.-- Sojourner Truth....
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Truth burns up error.-- Sojourner Truth

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  I must be an optimist, because....
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I must be an optimist, because a pessimist is never disappointed.-- Janis Joplin

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  As a general rule the most....
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As a general rule the most successful man in life is the man who has the best information.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Journalism justifies its own existence by....
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Journalism justifies its own existence by the great Darwinian principle of the survival of the vulgarist.-- Oscar Wilde

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  It is impossible to go through....
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It is impossible to go through life without trust: That is to be imprisoned in the worst cell of all, oneself.-- Graham Greene

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  Dost thou not know, my son,....
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Dost thou not know, my son, with how little wisdom the world is governed?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  He who lives without folly is....
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He who lives without folly is not so wise as he imagines.-- Francois De La Rochefoucauld

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  In Mexico we have a word....
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.-- Jose Simon

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  Let them hate us, as long....
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Let them hate us, as long as they fear us.-- Caligula (Gaius Caesar)

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  In politics, an absurdity is not....
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In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  I've gone everywhere, trying to stop....
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I've gone everywhere, trying to stop many atrocities: Bosnia, Kosovo, Macedonia. The least I can do is show the victims that they are not alone. When I went to Cambodia, journalists asked me, What are you doing here? This is not a Jewish tragedy. I answered, When I needed people to come, they didn't. That's why I am here.-- Elie Wiesel

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  Prosperity is only an instrument to....
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Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped. -- Calvin Coolidge

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  With age come the inner, the....
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With age come the inner, the higher life. Who would be forever young, to dwell always in externals?-- Elizabeth Cady Stanton

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  Every portrait that is painted with....
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Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Whosoever shall not fall by the....
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Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?-- Woody Allen

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  The silent bear no witness against....
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The silent bear no witness against themselves.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Yes, I don’t know why, but....
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Yes, I don't know why, but I have never been disappointed, and I often was in the early days, without feeling at the same time, or a moment later, an undeniable relief.-- Samuel Beckett

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  If America shows weakness and uncertainty,....
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If America shows weakness and uncertainty, the world will drift toward tragedy. That will not happen on my watch. -- George W. Bush

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  Human Dignity has gleamed only now....
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Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority.-- James Thurber

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  The scientific theory I like best....
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The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.-- Mark Russell

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  We never understand how little we....
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We never understand how little we need in this world until we know the loss of it.-- James M. Barrie

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  It is better for civilization to....
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It is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.-- Henry Allen

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  It is the loose ends with....
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It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.-- Zelda Fitzgerald

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  It is a most mortifying reflection....
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It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.-- Samuel Johnson

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  In matters of style, swim with....
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In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  What I do is based on....
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What I do is based on powers we all have inside us; the ability to endure; the ability to love, to carry on, to make the best of what we have – and you don't have to be a 'Superman' to do it.-- Christopher Reeve

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  Some think it's holding on that....
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Some think it's holding on that makes one strong; sometimes it's letting go.-- Sylvia Robinson

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  Being in the army is like....
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Being in the army is like being in the Boy Scouts, except that the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.-- Blake Clark

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  Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues.--....
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Aliter catuli longe olent, aliter sues.-- Plautus

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  However many holy words you read,....
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However many holy words you read, However many you speak, What good will they do you, If you do not act upon them?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The sad truth is that excellence....
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The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous.-- Shana Alexander

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  England and America are two countries....
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England and America are two countries seperated by the same language.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  BEGGAR, n. One who has relied....
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BEGGAR, n. One who has relied on the assistance of his friends.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Was it doubted that those who....
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Was it doubted that those who corrupt their own bodies conceal themselves?-- Walt Whitman

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  All pleasures contain an element of....
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All pleasures contain an element of sadness.-- Jonathan Eibeschutz

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  Time for the weather report. It's....
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Time for the weather report. It's cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  You may delay, but time will....
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You may delay, but time will not.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Government spending? I don't know what....
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Government spending? I don't know what it's all about. I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much.-- Will Rogers

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  The out-of-work actor wears out more....
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The out-of-work actor wears out more than shoe leather. The very sensibilities that make him an artist are shattered by the disregard he is shown as a human being.-- Bette Davis

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  Even God cannot change the past.--....
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Even God cannot change the past.-- Agathon

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  Optimist, n. A proponent of the....
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Optimist, n. A proponent of the doctrine that black is white.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Nobody speaks the truth when there's....
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Nobody speaks the truth when there's something they must have.-- Elizabeth Bowen

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  I wanted to become the seeker,....
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I wanted to become the seeker, the aroused and passionate explorer, and it was better going at it knowing nothing at all, always choosing the unmarked bottle, always choosing your own unproven method, armed with nothing but faith and a belief in astonishment.-- Pat Conroy

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  The knowledge of the world is....
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The knowledge of the world is only to be acquired in the world, and not in a closet.-- Lord Chesterfield

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  A friend might well be reckoned....
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A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The Lord prefers common-looking people. That....
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The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he makes so many of them.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Mediocrity is not allowed to poets,....
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Mediocrity is not allowed to poets, either by the gods or man.-- Horace

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  EPICURE, n. An opponent of Epicurus,....
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EPICURE, n. An opponent of Epicurus, an abstemious philosopher who, holding that pleasure should be the chief aim of man, wasted no time in gratification from the senses.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  If you have a job without....
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If you have a job without aggravations, you don't have a job.-- Malcolm Forbes

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  And in that line now was....
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And in that line now was a whiskered old man, with a linen cap and a crooked nose, who waited in a place called the Stardust Band Shell to share his part of the secret of heaven: that each affects the other and the other affects the next, and the world is full of stories, but the stories are all one.-- Mitch Albom

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  Self discipline is that which, next....
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Self discipline is that which, next to virtue, truly and essentially raises one man above another.-- Joseph Addison

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  What helps luck is a habit....
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What helps luck is a habit of watching for opportunities, of having a patient, but restless mind, of sacrificing one's ease or vanity, of uniting a love of detail to foresight, and of passing through hard times bravely and cheerfully.-- Charles Victor Cherbuliez

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  Boast not thyself of to-morrow; for....
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Boast not thyself of to-morrow; for thou knowest not what a day may bring forth.-- Bible

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  Why, then the world's mine oyster,....
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Why, then the world's mine oyster, -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Be thankful for the least gift,....
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Be thankful for the least gift, so shalt thou be meant to receive greater.-- Thomas a Kempis

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  How could you?! Haven't you learned....
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How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.-- Matt Groening

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  What difference does it make to....
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What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Remember there's no such thing as....
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Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.-- Scott Adams

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  Worries go down better with soup....
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Worries go down better with soup than without.-- Jewish Proverb

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  I am excessively fond of music,....
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I am excessively fond of music, but without the smallest skill or right of judging of anybody's performance.-- Jane Austen

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  A stitch in time would have....
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A stitch in time would have confused Einstein.-- Unknown

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  Give your hearts, but not into....
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Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping, -- Kahlil_Gibran/"

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  Have you heard that it was....
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Have you heard that it was good to gain the day? I also say it is good to fall, battles are lost in the same spirit in which they are won.-- Walt Whitman

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  I think that when you invite....
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I think that when you invite people to your home, you invite them to yourself.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  For that which is born death....
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For that which is born death is certain, and for the dead birth is certain. Therefore grieve not over that which is unavoidable.-- Bhagavad Gita

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  Only the shallow know themselves.-- Oscar....
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Only the shallow know themselves.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A person who forgoes the use....
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A person who forgoes the use of his symbolic skills is never really free.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

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  Fall down seven times, get up....
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Fall down seven times, get up eight.-- Japanese Proverb

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  Democracy is the name we give....
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Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them.-- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet

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  The reward for doing right is....
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and self- esteem.-- Dr. Laura Schlessinger

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  Every man ought to be supposed....
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Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end, in all his actions, but private interest. By this interest we must govern him, and by means of it, make him cooperate to public good, notwithstanding his unsatiable avarice and ambition.-- Alexander Hamilton

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  If your success is not on....
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If your success is not on your own terms, if it looks good to the world but does not feel good in your heart, it is not success at all.-- Anna Quindlen

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  Whenever I hear people talking about....
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Whenever I hear people talking about "liberal ideas," I am always astounded that men should love to fool themselves with empty sounds. An idea should never be liberal; it must be vigorous, positive, and without loose ends so that it may fulfill its divine mission and be productive. The proper place for liberality is in the realm of the emotions.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  Accept what people offer. Drink their....
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Accept what people offer. Drink their milkshakes. Take their love.-- Wally Lamb

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  Every great mistake has a halfway....
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Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.-- Pearl Buck

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  A man too busy to take....
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A man too busy to take care of his health is like a mechanic too busy to take care of his tools.-- Spanish proverb

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  There is a strength in the....
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There is a strength in the union even of very sorry men.-- Homer

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  Imagination is more important than knowledge.--....
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Imagination is more important than knowledge.-- Albert Einstein

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  We must respect the other fellow's....
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Love is, above all else, the....
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Love is, above all else, the gift of oneself.-- Jean Anouilh

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  Always render more and better service....
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Always render more and better service than is expected of you, no matter what your task may be.-- Og Mandino

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  Between two evils, I always pick....
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.-- Mae West

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  There is a difference between happiness....
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There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he that thinks himself the wisest is generally the greatest fool.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Young love is a flame; very....
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Young love is a flame; very pretty, often very hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. The love of the older and disciplined heart is as coals, deep-burning, unquenchable.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  I was brought up to believe....
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I was brought up to believe that the only thing worth doing was to add to the sum of accurate information in the world.-- Margaret Mead

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  The vitality of thought is in....
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The vitality of thought is in adventure. Ideas won't keep. Something must be done about them.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  There are some things you can't....
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There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.-- J. K. Rowling

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  I am so beautiful, sometimes people....
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I am so beautiful, sometimes people weep when they see me. And it has nothing to do with what I look like really, it is just that I gave myself the power to say that I am beautiful, and if I could do that, maybe there is hope for them too. And the great divide between the beautiful and the ugly will cease to be. Because we are all what we choose.-- Margaret Cho

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  For myself I am an optimist....
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For myself I am an optimist - it does not seem to be much use being anything else.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  An optimist is a man who....
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An optimist is a man who has never had much experience.-- Don Marquis

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  ITCH, n. The patriotism of a....
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ITCH, n. The patriotism of a Scotchman.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Do not lose hold of your....
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Do not lose hold of your dreams or aspirations. For if you do, you may still exist but you have ceased to live.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Take therefore no thought for the....
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Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.-- Bible

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  If you make people think they're....
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If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.-- Don Marquis

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  Is it the Fourth?-- Thomas Jefferson....
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Is it the Fourth?-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much....
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Knowledge and timber shouldn't be much used till they are seasoned.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  My mother buried three husbands .......
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My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.-- Rita Rudner

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  I am for those means which....
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I am for those means which will give the greatest good to the greatest number.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  IDLENESS, n. A model farm where....
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IDLENESS, n. A model farm where the devil experiments with seeds of new sins and promotes the growth of staple vices.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Character is higher than intellect... A....
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Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  I can't take a well-tanned person....
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I can't take a well-tanned person seriously. -- Cleveland Amory

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  Has anyone supposed it lucky to....
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Has anyone supposed it lucky to be born? I hasten to inform him or her that it is just as lucky to die, and I know it.-- Walt Whitman

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  I was the kid next door's....
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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.-- Emo Phillips

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  Complain to one who can help....
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Complain to one who can help you.-- Yugoslav Proverb

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  What we have to do is....
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What we have to do is to be forever curiously testing new opinions and courting new impressions.-- Walter Pater

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  Instead of giving a politician the....
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.-- Doug Larson

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  Attacking is the only secret. Dare....
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Attacking is the only secret. Dare and the world always yields; or if it beats you sometimes, dare it again and it will succumb.-- William Makepeace Thackeray

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  Grub first, then ethics.-- Bertolt Brecht....
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Grub first, then ethics.-- Bertolt Brecht

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  For good or ill, your conversation....
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For good or ill, your conversation is your advertisement. Every time you open your mouth you let men look into your mind. Do they see it well clothed, neat, busineswise?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There are many ways of breaking....
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There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.-- Pearl Buck

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  If your head is wax, don't....
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If your head is wax, don't walk in the sun.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  War is just to those to....
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War is just to those to whom war is necessary.-- Titus Livius

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  It is better in some respects....
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It is better in some respects to be admired by those with whom you live, than to be loved by them. And this is not on account of any gratification of vanity, but because admiration is so much more tolerant than love. -- Sir Arthur Helps

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  It is important that an aim....
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It is important that an aim never be defined in terms of activity or methods. It must always relate directly to how life is better for everyone. . . . The aim of the system must be clear to everyone in the system. The aim must include plans for the future. The aim is a value judgment.-- W. Edwards Deming

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  Gifts are like hooks.-- Marcus Valerius....
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Gifts are like hooks.-- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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  By courage I repel adversity.-- Anonymous/"....
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By courage I repel adversity.-- Anonymous/"

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  The only use of a knowledge....
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The only use of a knowledge of the past is to equip us for the present. The present contains all that there is. It is holy ground; for it is the past, and it is the future.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Our hope of immortality does not....
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Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope.-- Robert Ingersoll

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  America is the land of wide....
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America is the land of wide lawns and narrow minds.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  The secret of a good sermon....
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.-- George Burns

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  The youthful sparkle in Ronald Reagan's....
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The youthful sparkle in Ronald Reagan's eyes is caused by his contact lenses, which he keeps highly polished.-- Sheila Graham

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  It behooves every man to remember....
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It behooves every man to remember that the work of the critic is of altogether secondary importance, and that in the end, progress is accomplished by the man who does things.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  I can forgive Alfred Nobel for....
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I can forgive Alfred Nobel for having invented dynamite, but only a fiend in human form could have invented the Nobel Prize.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  That man is a success who....
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That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  A wise man gets more use....
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A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  Far better is to dare mighty....
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Far better is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat. -- Theodore Roosevelt

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  How many husbands have I had?....
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How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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  They say that blood is thicker....
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They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that's why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers.-- David Assael

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  I have come to realize that....
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I have come to realize that all my trouble with living has come from fear and smallness within me.-- Angela L. Wozniak

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  Train up a child in the....
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Train up a child in the way he should go; and when he is old he will not depart from it.-- Bible

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  What the mass media offers is....
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What the mass media offers is not popular art, but entertainment which is intended to be consumed like food, forgotten, and replaced by a new dish.-- W. H. Auden

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  You can buy a pretty good....
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You can buy a pretty good dog with a lot of money, but you can't buy the wag of its tail.-- Josh Billings

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  There are three rules for writing....
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There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  You can discover what your enemy....
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Let us be thankful for the....
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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. -- Mark Twain

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  There are many methods for predicting....
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There are many methods for predicting the future. For example, you can read horoscopes, tea leaves, tarot cards, or crystal balls. Collectively, these methods are known as "nutty methods." Or you can put well-researched facts into sophisticated computer models, more commonly referred to as "a complete waste of time."-- Scott Adams

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