Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  Even if you do learn to....
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Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?-- Clarence Darrow

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The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn.-- Alvin Toffler

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  I am treating you as my....
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I am treating you as my friend asking you share my present minuses in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.-- Katherine Mansfield

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  There is no witness so dreadful,....
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There is no witness so dreadful, no accuser so terrible as the conscience that dwells in the heart of every man.-- Polybius

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  A banker is a fellow who....
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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.-- Mark Twain

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  An idea is salvation by imagination.--....
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An idea is salvation by imagination.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  Only those who dare to fail....
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Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.-- Robert F. Kennedy

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  It is not enough to succeed.....
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It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.-- Gore Vidal

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  Plato is boring.-- Friedrich Nietzsche ....
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Plato is boring.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  All faults may be forgiven of....
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All faults may be forgiven of him who has perfect candor.-- Walt Whitman

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  There is real magic in enthusiasm.....
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There is real magic in enthusiasm. It spells the difference between mediocrity and accomplishment.-- Norman Vincent Peale

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  Nature herself has never attempted to....
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Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.-- Quintilian

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  When you're in love it's the....
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When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.-- Richard Lewis

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  Humanity is not a gift of....
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Humanity is not a gift of nature, it is a spiritual achievement to be earned.-- Richard Bach

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  I've wrestled with reality for 35....
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I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.-- Mary Chase

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  The best advisers, helpers and friends,....
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The best advisers, helpers and friends, always are not those who tell us how to act in special cases, but who give us, out of themselves, the ardent spirit and desire to act right, and leave us then, even through many blunders, to find out what our own form of right action is-- Phillips Brooks

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  Everything happens to everybody sooner or....
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Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Safeguard the health both of body....
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Safeguard the health both of body and soul.-- Cleobulus

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  Sometimes a cigar is just a....
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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.-- Sigmund Freud

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  SUFFRAGE, n. Expression of opinion by....
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SUFFRAGE, n. Expression of opinion by means of a ballot. The right of suffrage (which is held to be both a privilege and a duty) means, as commonly interpreted, the right to vote for the man of another man's choice, and is highly prized. Refusal to do so has the bad name of "incivism." The incivilian, however, cannot be properly arraigned for his crime, for there is no legitimate accuser. If the accuser is himself guilty he has no standing in the court of opinion; if not, he profits by the crime, for A's abstention from voting gives greater weight to the vote of B. By female suffrage is meant the right of a woman to vote as some man tells her to. It is based on female responsibility, which is somewhat limited. The woman most eager to jump out of her petticoat to assert her rights is first to jump back into it when threatened with a switching for misusing them.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Even when a thing's already nice....
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Even when a thing's already nice there mostly is some other thing that would have been nicer - or as to which we wonder if it wouldn't.-- Henry James

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  As it must not, so genius....
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As it must not, so genius cannot be lawless; for it is even that constitutes its genius-- the power of acting creatively under laws of its own origination.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Golf may be played on Sunday,....
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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.-- Stephen Leacock

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  Science does not know its debt....
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Science does not know its debt to imagination. Goethe did not believe that a great naturalist could exist without this faculty.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The art of government consists in....
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The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.-- Voltaire

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  I'm as pure as the driven....
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I'm as pure as the driven slush.-- Tallulah Bankhead

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  How vain it is to sit....
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How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  It's very hard to take yourself....
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It's very hard to take yourself too seriously when you look at the world from outer space.-- Thomas K. Mattingly II

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  All God's children are not beautiful.....
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  I've been rich and I've been....
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I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.-- Sophie Tucker

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  I've posed nude for a photographer....
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I've posed nude for a photographer in the manner of Rodin's Thinker, but I merely looked constipated.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Wisdom born of experience should tell....
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Wisdom born of experience should tell us that war is obsolete. There may have been a time when war served as a negative good by preventing the spread and growth of an evil force... If we assume that life is worth living, if we assume that mankind has the right to survive, then we must find an alternative to war.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  If you aspire to the highest....
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If you aspire to the highest place, it is no disgrace to stop at second, or even the third place.-- Cicero

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  While there's life, there's hope.-- Cicero....
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While there's life, there's hope.-- Cicero

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  The central struggle of parenthood is....
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The central struggle of parenthood is to let our hopes for our children outweigh our fears.-- Ellen Goodman

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  Man is a natural polygamist: he....
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Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Step with care and great tact--....
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Step with care and great tact--

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  I have never been able, really,....
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I have never been able, really, to regret anything in all my life. I have always been far much too absorbed in the present moment or the immediate future to think back.-- Albert Camus

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  Would those of you in the....
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Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.-- John Lennon

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  Neither a borrower nor a lender....
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Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend; And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry [economy].-- William Shakespeare

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  You are never given a wish....
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You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. You may have to work for it, however.-- Richard Bach

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  I was coming home from kindergarten--well....
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I was coming home from kindergarten--well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It's good for a kid to know how to make gloves.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  If I owned both Hell and....
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If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd live in Hell and rent out Texas.-- Mark Twain

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  You have to expect things of....
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You have to expect things of yourself before you do them.-- Michael Jordan

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  Saying what we think gives us....
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Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.-- Cullen Hightower

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  The absence of flaw in beauty....
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The absence of flaw in beauty is itself a flaw.-- Havelock Ellis

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  We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we....
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We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  It's all right letting yourself go,....
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It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back.-- Mick Jagger

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  A bore is a fellow talking....
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A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Why should I buy expensive art....
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Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.-- Piero Milani

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  Life goes on within you and....
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Life goes on within you and without you.-- George Harrison

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  All general statements are false.-- Unknown....
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All general statements are false.-- Unknown

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  When a rich man's dog died,....
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When a rich man's dog died, everyone commiserated. -- Punjabi proverb

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  Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly....
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Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.-- Thomas Szasz

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  The trick is to make sure....
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The trick is to make sure you don't die waiting for prosperity to come.-- Lee Iacocca

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  The men who had hated [the....
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The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

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  Getting there isn't half the fun....
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Getting there isn't half the fun - it's all the fun.-- Robert Townsend

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  Art and science have their meeting....
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Art and science have their meeting point in method.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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  We can draw lessons from the....
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We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.-- Lyndon B. Johnson

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  And the grasshopper shall be a....
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And the grasshopper shall be a burden.-- Bible

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  If God had wanted us to....
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If God had wanted us to think just with our wombs, why did He give us a brain?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Put your whole self into it,....
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Put your whole self into it, and you will find your true voice. Hold back and you won't. It's that simple.-- Hugh Macleod

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  I've always followed my father's advice:....
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I've always followed my father's advice: he told me, first to always keep my word and, second, to never insult anybody unintentionally. If I insult you, you can be goddamn sure I intend to. And, third, he told me not to go around looking for trouble.-- John Wayne

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  We shall not flag or fail.....
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We shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the seas and oceans, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with....
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Pride breakfasted with plenty, dined with poverty, and supped with infamy.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  The secret of success is for....
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The secret of success is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Life... is like a grapefruit. It's....
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.-- Douglas Adams

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  What is life? An illusion, a....
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What is life? An illusion, a shadow, a story,--

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  America will never run... And we....
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America will never run... And we will always be grateful that liberty has found such brave defenders.-- George W. Bush

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  I don't think of the past.....
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I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  One may have good eyes and....
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One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. -- Italian Proverb

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  God gives, but man must open....
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God gives, but man must open his hand.-- German Proverb

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  There are women who are for....
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There are women who are for all your 'times of life.' They're the most wonderful sort.-- Henry James

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  The way to see by faith....
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The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  A love that can last forever....
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A love that can last forever takes but a second to come about. -- Cuban Proverb

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  Life is a tragedy for those....
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Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think.-- Horace Walpole

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  A poet is an unhappy being....
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A poet is an unhappy being whose heart it torn by secret sufferings, but whose lips are so strangely formed that when the sighs and the cries escape them, they sound like beautiful music... and then people crowd about the poet and say to him: "Sing for us soon again;" that is as much as to say. "May new sufferings torment your soul."-- Soren Kierkegaard

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Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.-- Publilius Syrus

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  No man will make a great....
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No man will make a great leader who wants to do it all himself, or to get all the credit for doing it.-- Andrew Carnegie

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  The cure for boredom is curiosity.....
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.--

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  A conservative is a man with....
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A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  I don't have false teeth. Do....
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I don't have false teeth. Do you think I'd buy teeth like these?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  God put me on Earth to....
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God put me on Earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I'm so far behind I will never die!-- Unknown

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  I am not sincere, even when....
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I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.-- Jules Renard

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  We do not die because we....
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We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day, and not so long ago, our consciousness was forced to deem it necessary.-- Antonin Artaud

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  Books are not made for furniture,....
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Books are not made for furniture, but there is nothing else that so beautifully furnishes a house.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  The impersonal hand of government can....
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The impersonal hand of government can never replace the helping hand of a neighbor.-- Hubert H. Humphrey

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  The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is....
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The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good.-- Robert Graves

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  Admonish thy friends in secret, praise....
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Admonish thy friends in secret, praise them openly.-- Publilius Syrus

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  It is rash to condemn where....
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It is rash to condemn where you are ignorant.-- Seneca

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  BASILISK, n. The cockatrice. A sort....
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BASILISK, n. The cockatrice. A sort of serpent hatched form the egg of a cock. The basilisk had a bad eye, and its glance was fatal. Many infidels deny this creature's existence, but Semprello Aurator saw and handled one that had been blinded by lightning as a punishment for having fatally gazed on a lady of rank whom Jupiter loved. Juno afterward restored the reptile's sight and hid it in a cave. Nothing is so well attested by the ancients as the existence of the basilisk, but the cocks have stopped laying.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.--....
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For they are yet ear-kissing arguments.-- William Shakespeare

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  Wisdom is knowing what to do....
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Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it.-- David Starr Jordan

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  No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so....
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No doubt alcohol, tobacco, and so forth, are things that a saint must avoid, but sainthood is a thing that human beings must avoid.-- George Orwell

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  He has achieved success who has....
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He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.-- Bessie A. Stanley

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  Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but....
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Vulgarity is, in reality, nothing but a modern, chic, pert descendant of the goddess Dullness.-- Edith Sitwell

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  He who has begun has half....
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He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!-- Horace

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  Our opinions do not really blossom....
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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.-- Mark Twain

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  No one party can fool all....
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No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties. -- Bob Hope

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  Alimony: the ransom the happy pay....
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Alimony: the ransom the happy pay to the devil.-- H. L. Mencken

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  It has been observed that a....
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It has been observed that a pure democracy if it were practicable would be the most perfect government. Experience has proved that no position is more false than this. The ancient democracies in which the people themselves deliberated never possessed one good feature of government. Their very character was tyranny; their figure deformity.-- Alexander Hamilton

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  For an idea ever to be....
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For an idea ever to be fashionable is ominous, since it must afterwards be always old-fashioned.-- George Santayana

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  Old boys have their playthings as....
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Old boys have their playthings as well as young ones; the difference is only in the price.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Diluting your product to make it....
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Diluting your product to make it more 'commercial' will just make people like it less.-- Hugh Macleod

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  The important thing in science is....
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The important thing in science is not so much to obtain new facts as to discover new ways of thinking about them.-- Sir William Bragg

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  Morality is the herd-instinct in the....
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Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Logic merely enables one to be....
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Logic merely enables one to be wrong with authority.-- Doctor Who

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  What you have when everyone wears....
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What you have when everyone wears the same playclothes for all occasions, is addressad by nickname, expected to participate in Show And Tell, and bullied out of any desire form privacy, is not democracy; it is kindergarten.-- Judith Martin

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  Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.--....
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Wisdom sets bounds even to knowledge.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Opera, n. A play representing life....
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Opera, n. A play representing life in another world whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures, and no postures but attitudes.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  My mother buried three husbands, and....
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My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.-- Rita Rudner

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  I don't hire people who have....
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I don't hire people who have to be told to be nice. I hire nice people.-- Leona Helmsly

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  HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature who....
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HEATHEN, n. A benighted creature who has the folly to worship something that he can see and feel. According to Professor Howison, of the California State University, Hebrews are heathens.-- And 'ite, an 'ie, or an 'er --

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  A belief is not merely an....
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A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses; it is an idea that possesses the mind.-- Robert Oxton Bolton

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  Years ago my mother said to....
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Years ago my mother said to me, 'In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.' For years I was smart. I recommend pleasant.-- Mary Chase

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  MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local....
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MORAL, adj. Conforming to a local and mutable standard of right. Having the quality of general expediency.--

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  While the State exists, there can....
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While the State exists, there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State.-- Lenin

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  Behold, how good and how pleasant....
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Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!-- Bible

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  Learning without thought is labor lost;....
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Learning without thought is labor lost; thought without learning is perilous.-- Confucius

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  You cannot acquire experience by making....
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You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.-- Albert Camus

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  Jefferson still survivies.-- John Adams ....
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Jefferson still survivies.-- John Adams

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  Every time Europe looks across the....
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Every time Europe looks across the Atlantic to see the American eagle, it observes only the rear end of an ostrich.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  We are the music makers, and....
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We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.-- Arthur O'Shaughnessy

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  AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in....
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AUSTRALIA, n. A country lying in the South Sea, whose industrial and commercial development has been unspeakably retarded by an unfortunate dispute among geographers as to whether it is a continent or an island.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Grammar school never taught me anything....
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Grammar school never taught me anything about grammar.-- Isaac Goldberg

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  There are times when parenthood seems....
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There are times when parenthood seems nothing but feeding the mouth that bites you.-- Peter De Vries

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  Any party which takes credit for....
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Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.-- Dwight D. Morrow

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  I cannot conceive otherwise than that....
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I cannot conceive otherwise than that He, the Infinite Father, expects or requires no worship or praise from us, but that He is even infinitely above it.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Repetition does not transform a lie....
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Repetition does not transform a lie into a truth.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Holding on to anger, resentment and....
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Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.-- Joan Lunden

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  Who are we? We find that....
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Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people.-- Carl Sagan

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  The town where I grew up....
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The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O.-- Martin Mull

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  Heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's....
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Heaven's not beyond the clouds, it's just beyond the fear.-- Garth Brooks

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  You cannot hope to build a....
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You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end each of us must work for his own improvement, and at the same time share a general responsibility for all humanity, our particular duty being to aid those to whom we think we can be most useful.-- Marie Curie

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  Musical training is a more potent....
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Musical training is a more potent instrument than any other, because rhythm and harmony find their way into the inward places of the soul, on which they mightily fasten imparting grace.-- Plato

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  Middle age is when your broad....
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Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.-- E. Joseph Crossman

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  The eye by which I see....
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The eye by which I see God is the same as the eye by which God sees me. My eye and God's eye are one and the same-one in seeing, one in knowing, and one in loving.-- Meister Eckhart

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  From error to error one discovers....
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From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud

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  The major concrete achievement of the....
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The major concrete achievement of the women's movement of the 1970's was the Dutch treat.-- Nora Ephron

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  I don't think success is harmful,....
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I don't think success is harmful, as so many people say. Rather, I believe it indispensable to talent, if for nothing else than to increase the talent.-- Jeanne Moreau

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  True refinement seeks simplicity.-- Bruce Lee....
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True refinement seeks simplicity.-- Bruce Lee

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  Critics are our friends, they tell....
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Critics are our friends, they tell us our faults.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  It may be true that the....
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It may be true that the law cannot make a man love me, but it can stop him from lynching me, and I think that's pretty important.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  All you need in this life....
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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence -- and then success is sure.-- Mark Twain

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  When you ain't got nothin', you....
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When you ain't got nothin', you got nothin' to lose.-- Bob Dylan

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  PHILANTHROPIST, n. A rich (and usually....
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PHILANTHROPIST, n. A rich (and usually bald) old gentleman who has trained himself to grin while his conscience is picking his pocket.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The least of things with a....
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The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it. -- Carl Jung

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  Advertising may be described as the....
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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.-- Stephen Leacock

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  [Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining....
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[Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.-- Voltaire

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  Take chances, make mistakes. That's how....
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Take chances, make mistakes. That's how you grow. Pain nourishes your courage. You have to fail in order to practice being brave.-- Mary Tyler Moore

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  It is the wretchedness of being....
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It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  It is only the first step....
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It is only the first step that is difficult.-- Marie De Vichy-Chaconne

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  Marriage isn't for life any more....
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Marriage isn't for life any more -- life is too long. Marriage is for love. Love gladly accepts responsibility. Love wants commitment. Marriage should be celebrated as the optimistic and glorious thing that it is. We can't call it a failure if it doesn't last forever.-- Jeanette Winterson

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  Honesty is being able to tell....
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Honesty is being able to tell the truth without hurting anyone.-- Federico Fellini

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  It is pretty hard to tell....
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.-- Kin Hubbard

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  Experience is that marvelous thing that....
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones

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  Confidence contributes more to conversation than....
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Confidence contributes more to conversation than wit.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  Hope is a good breakfast, but....
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Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. -- Sir Francis Bacon

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  That which is static and repetitive....
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That which is static and repetitive is boring. That which is dynamic and random is confusing. In between lies art.-- John Locke

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  If the day and the night....
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If the day and the night are such that you greet them with with joy, and life emits a fragrance like flowers and sweet-scented herbs, more elastic, more starry, more immortal--that is your success.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  No bird soars too high, if....
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No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.-- William Blake

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  Without words, without writing and without....
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Without words, without writing and without books there would be no history, there could be no concept of humanity.-- Hermann Hesse

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  The artist doesn't have time to....
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The artist doesn't have time to listen to the critics. The ones who want to be writers read the reviews, the ones who want to write don't have the time to read reviews.-- William Faulkner

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  The only people who can change....
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The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does.-- Hugh Macleod

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  I don't think anyone should write....
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  Her virtue was that she said....
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Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.-- Peter Ustinov

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  There is no Them, there is....
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There is no Them, there is only Us. Some of Us think this or some of Us think that, but we're all Us.-- Lisa Williams

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  PREVARICATOR, n. A liar in the....
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PREVARICATOR, n. A liar in the caterpillar estate.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Most conversations are simply monologues delivered....
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of witnesses.-- Margaret Millar

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  Of all forms of caution, caution....
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Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.-- Bertrand Russell

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  There is nothing like dream to....
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There is nothing like dream to create the future. Utopia to-day, flesh and blood tomorrow.-- Victor Hugo

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  No one can disgrace us but....
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No one can disgrace us but ourselves.-- Josh Billings

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  If you think you can, you....
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.-- Mary Kay Ash

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  Look in the mirror. The face....
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Look in the mirror. The face that pins you with its double gaze reveals a chastening secret.-- Diane Ackerman

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  Hollywood is a place where people....
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars.-- Fred Allen

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  No wise man ever wished to....
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No wise man ever wished to be younger.-- Jonathan Swift

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  I believe that what woman resents....
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I believe that what woman resents is not so much giving herself in pieces as giving herself purposelessly.-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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  Man is the artificer of his....
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Man is the artificer of his own happiness.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  It was a bright cold day....
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It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.-- George Orwell

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  Consider the rights of others before....
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Consider the rights of others before your own feelings, and the feelings of others before your own rights.-- John Wooden

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  Education has for its object the....
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Education has for its object the formation of character.-- Herbert Spencer

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  In Einstein's theory of relativity the....
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In Einstein's theory of relativity the observer is a man who sets out in quest of truth armed with a measuring-rod. In quantum theory he sets out with a sieve.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

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  Cowardice asks the question - is....
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Cowardice asks the question - is it safe?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Who can protest and does not,....
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Who can protest and does not, is an accomplice in the act.-- The Talmud

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  Pleasure, n. The least hateful form....
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Pleasure, n. The least hateful form of dejection.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  By a tranquil mind I mean....
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By a tranquil mind I mean nothing else than a mind well ordered.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound....
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A two-pound turkey and a fifty-pound cranberry - that's Thanksgiving dinner at Three-Mile Island.-- Johnny Carson

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  When I was a child I....
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When I was a child I spake as a child.-- Bible

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  When someone asks you, A penny....
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When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? -- George Carlin

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  Never try to tell everything you....
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Never try to tell everything you know. It may take too short a time.-- Norman Ford

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  If you make it plain you....
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If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  There is no sin greater than....
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There is no sin greater than ignorance.-- Rudyard Kipling

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  The first time Adam had a....
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The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman.-- Nancy Astor

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  It's better to be quotable than....
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It's better to be quotable than to be honest.-- Tom Stoppard

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  Thoughts are funny little things,-- Sidney_Madwed/"....
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Thoughts are funny little things,-- Sidney_Madwed/"

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  Talk low, talk slow, and don't....
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Talk low, talk slow, and don't talk too much.-- John Wayne

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  The greatest oak was once a....
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The greatest oak was once a little nut who held its ground....-- Unknown

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  It is only to the individual....
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It is only to the individual that a soul is given.-- Albert Einstein

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  Poetry is to hold judgment on....
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Poetry is to hold judgment on your soul.-- Henrik Ibsen

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  Some who have read the book,....
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Some who have read the book, or at any rate have reviewed it, have found it boring, absurd, or contemptible, and I have no cause to complain, since I have similar opinions of their works...-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely....
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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.-- C. S. Lewis

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  It is common sense to take....
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It is common sense to take a method and try it; if it fails, admit it frankly and try another. But above all, try something.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  First mend yourself, and then mend....
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First mend yourself, and then mend others.-- Jewish Proverb

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  I wish you well and so....
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I wish you well and so I take my leave,-- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Never tell the truth to those....
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Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it....-- Mark Twain

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  You can't really expect a 22-year-old....
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You can't really expect a 22-year-old girl to react the same way as a man 24 years older than her.-- Rachel Hunter

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  Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams. They....
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Rivers, ponds, lakes and streams. They have different names but all contain water. Religions have different names, but all contain truth.-- Muhammad Ali

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  Instead of fulfilling the promise of....
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Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.-- Betty Friedan

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  Do the one thing you think....
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Do the one thing you think you cannot do. Fail at it. Try again. Do better the second time. The only people who never tumble are those who never mount the high wire. This is your moment. Own it.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  The strongest man in the world....
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The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone.-- Henrik Ibsen

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  Man, unlike any other thing organic....
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Man, unlike any other thing organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.-- John Steinbeck

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  Call on God, but row away....
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Call on God, but row away from the rocks.-- Indian Proverb

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  Asking a working writer what he....
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post how it feels about dogs.-- Christopher Hampton

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  We have no more right to....
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  See, that's all you're thinking about,....
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See, that's all you're thinking about, is winning. You're confirming your sense of self- worth through outward reward instead of through inner appreciation.-- Barbara Hall

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  Americans adore me and will go....
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Americans adore me and will go on adoring me until I say something nice about them.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Never in the history of mankind....
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Never in the history of mankind have so many owed so much to so few.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  It's hard to take over the....
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It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.-- Darby Conley

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  If you look back, you'll soon....
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If you look back, you'll soon be going that way. -- American Proverb

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  The human heart, at whatever age,....
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The human heart, at whatever age, opens only to the heart that opens in return.-- Maria Edgeworth

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  Fish is the only food that....
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Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  The will of the people is....
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The will of the people is the only legitimate foundation of any government, and to protect its free expression should be our first object.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  No matter what side of the....
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No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.-- Jascha Heifetz

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  Be you in what line of....
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Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your misfortunes if you have not time properly to attend to pecuniary [monetary] matters. Want of attention to these matters has impeded the progress of science and of genius itself.-- William Cobbett

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  So long as thou are ignorant....
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So long as thou are ignorant be not ashamed to learn. Ignorance is the greatest of all infirmities, and when justified, the chiefest of all follies.-- Izaak Walton

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  The creative is the place where....
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The creative is the place where no one else has ever been. You have to leave the city of your comfort and go into the wilderness of your intuition. What you'll discover will be wonderful. What you'll discover will be yourself.-- Alan Alda

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  When she was a small girl,....
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When she was a small girl, Amanda hid a ticking clock in an old, rotten tree trunk. It drove woodpeckers crazy. Ignoring tasty bugs all around them, they just about beat their brains out trying to get at the clock. Years later, Amanda used the woodpecker experiment as a model for understanding capitalism, Communism, Christianity, and all other systems that traffic in future rewards rather than in present realities.-- Tom Robbins

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  Wisdom is the principal thing, therefore....
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Wisdom is the principal thing, therefore get wisdom; and with all thy getting, get understanding.-- Bible

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  Only when man's life comes to....
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Only when man's life comes to its end in prosperity can one call that man happy.-- Aeschylus

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  We don't see things as they....
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We don't see things as they are, we see things as we are.-- Anais Nin

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  A sympathetic Scot summed it all....
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A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing."-- Sir Arnold Bax

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  Every composer knows the anguish and....
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Every composer knows the anguish and despair occasioned by forgetting ideas which one had no time to write down.-- Hector Berlioz

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  Petty fears and petty pleasures are....
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Petty fears and petty pleasures are but the shadow of reality.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  It is one of the severest....
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It is one of the severest tests of friendship to tell your friend his faults. So to love a man that you cannot bear to see a stain upon him, and to speak painful truth through loving words, that is friendship.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  Although the most acute judges of....
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Although the most acute judges of the witches, & even the witches themselves, were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was nonexistent. It is thus with all guilt.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  A home is not a mere....
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A home is not a mere transient shelter: its essence lies in the personalities of the people who live in it.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Would you want to do business....
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Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?-- Sidney Madwed

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  It’s not the fall that kills....
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It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.-- Douglas Adams

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  Divorces are made in heaven.-- Oscar....
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Divorces are made in heaven.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Life is like playing the violin....
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Life is like playing the violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.-- Samuel Butler

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  This is like deja vu all....
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This is like deja vu all over again.-- Yogi Berra

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  Of all the unbearable nuisances, the....
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has travelled is the worst.-- Kin Hubbard

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  When they call the roll in....
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When they call the roll in the Senate, the Senators do not know whether to answer 'Present' or 'Not guilty.'-- Theodore Roosevelt

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The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.-- Bob Marley

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  Guard your honor. Let your reputation....
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  It is always right that a....
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It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.-- Sydney Smith

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  Silence is a way of saying:....
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Silence is a way of saying: we do not have to entertain each other; we are okay as we are.-- Martha Grimes

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  Humor is a rubber sword--it allows....
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Humor is a rubber sword--it allows you to make a point without drawing blood.-- Mary Hirsch

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  There are three terrible ages of....
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There are three terrible ages of childhood - 1 to 10, 10 to 20, and 20 to 30.-- Cleveland Amory

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  Blue, green, grey, white, or black;....
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Blue, green, grey, white, or black; smooth, ruffled, or mountainous; that ocean is not silent.-- H. P. Lovecraft

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  His mother had often said, When....
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His mother had often said, When you choose an action, you choose the consequences of that action. She had emphasized the corollary of this axiom even more vehemently: when you desired a consequence you had damned well better take the action that would create it.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  It's hard to be funny when....
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It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.-- Mae West

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  Property left to a child may....
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Property left to a child may soon be lost; but the inheritance of virtue--a good name an unblemished reputation--will abide forever. If those who are toiling for wealth to leave their children, would but take half the pains to secure for them virtuous habits, how much more serviceable would they be. The largest property may be wrested from a child, but virtue will stand by him to the last.-- William Graham Sumner

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  ORPHAN, n. A living person whom....
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ORPHAN, n. A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude -- a privation appealing with a particular eloquence to all that is sympathetic in human nature. When young the orphan is commonly sent to an asylum, where by careful cultivation of its rudimentary sense of locality it is taught to know its place. It is then instructed in the arts of dependence and servitude and eventually turned loose to prey upon the world as a bootblack or scullery maid.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A man cannot be said to....
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A man cannot be said to succeed in this life who does not satisfy one friend.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  He that is slow to anger....
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He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city.-- Bible

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  The goal of all life is....
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The goal of all life is death.-- Sigmund Freud

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  The opposite of the religious fanatic....
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The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Let us talk sense to the....
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Let us talk sense to the American people. Let us tell them the truth, that there are no gains without pains.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  It is a truth universally acknowledged,....
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a large fortune must be in want of a wife.-- Jane Austen

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  Better to rely on one powerful....
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Better to rely on one powerful king than on many little princes.-- Jean de La Fontaine

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  I felt like poisoning a monk.--....
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I felt like poisoning a monk.-- Umberto Eco

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  For the things we have to....
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For the things we have to learn before we can do them, we learn by doing them.-- Aristotle

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  In the end, we will remember....
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In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  Hope smiles on the threshold of....
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Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will be happier. -- Alfred Lord Tennyson

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  Good manners will open doors that....
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot.-- Clarence Thomas

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  Best way to clear the air....
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Best way to clear the air is to have it all out in the open.-- Harper Lee

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  Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing....
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Nothing contributes so much to tranquilizing the mind as a steady purpose - a point on which the soul may fix its intellectual eye.-- Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley

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  [George Bush] has raised taxes on....
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[George Bush] has raised taxes on the people driving pickup trucks and lowered taxes on the people riding in limousines. We can do better.-- Bill Clinton

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  No one is useless in this....
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No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.-- Charles Dickens

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  But I know somehow, that only....
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But I know somehow, that only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  The place where optimism flourishes the....
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The place where optimism flourishes the most is the lunatic asylum.-- Havelock Ellis

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  Kill one man and you are....
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Kill one man and you are a murderer. Kill millions and you are a conqueror. Kill all and you are a God.-- Jean Rostand

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  It usually takes more than three....
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It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.-- Mark Twain

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  We falsely attribute to men a....
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We falsely attribute to men a determined character - putting together all their yesterdays - and averaging them - we presume we know them. Pity the man who has character to support - it is worse than a large family - he is the silent poor indeed.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  You can't teach an old dogma....
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You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.-- Dorothy Parker

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  It is madness for sheep to....
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It is madness for sheep to talk peace with a wolf.-- Thomas Fuller

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  When it comes to taking chances,....
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When it comes to taking chances, some people like to play poker or shoot dice; other people prefer to parachute jump, go rhino hunting, or climb ice floes, while still others engage in crime or marriage. But I like to get drunk and drive like a fool.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  I've often thought the Bible should....
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I've often thought the Bible should have a disclaimer in the front saying this is fiction.-- Ian McKellen

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  No one worth possessing-- Sara_Teasdale/" ....
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No one worth possessing-- Sara_Teasdale/"

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  The art of progress is to....
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The art of progress is to preserve order amid change.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  You can call it the 'Perfect....
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You can call it the 'Perfect Moment' when the universe aligns and the music in your head actually matches the music outside and all is well.-- Hugh Elliott

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  If you would be a real....
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If you would be a real seeker after truth, it is necessary that at least once in your life you doubt, as far as possible, all things.-- Rene Descartes

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  We can forgive a child who....
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We can forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.-- Plato

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  Let the world change you and....
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Let the world change you and you can change the world. (Deje el mundo cambiarle y usted puede cambiar el mundo.)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  No sensible decision can be made....
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No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be. . ..-- Isaac Asimov

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  I'm very pleased with each advancing....
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I'm very pleased with each advancing year. It stems back to when I was forty. I was a bit upset about reaching that milestone, but an older friend consoled me. 'Don't complain about growing old - many, many people do not have that privilege.'-- Earl Warren

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  None are so busy as the....
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None are so busy as the fool and knave.-- John Dryden

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  The perfection preached in the Gospels....
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The perfection preached in the Gospels never yet built up an empire. Every man of action has a strong dose of egotism, pride, hardness, and cunning. But all those things will be forgiven him, indeed, they will be regarded as high qualities, if he can make of them the means to achieve great ends.-- Charles de Gaulle

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  Chance fights ever on the side....
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Chance fights ever on the side of the prudent.-- Euripides

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  We're all in this alone.-- Lily....
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We're all in this alone.-- Lily Tomlin

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  No one travelling on a business....
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No one travelling on a business trip would be missed if he failed to arrive.-- Thorstein Veblen

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  If we have no peace, it....
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If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other.-- Mother Teresa

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  A man must marry only a....
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.-- Sacha Guitry

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  I confess I do not know....
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I confess I do not know why, but looking at the stars always makes me dream.-- Vincent Van Gogh

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  We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains....
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We cannot destroy kindred: Our chains stretch a little sometimes, but they never break.-- Marie de Rabutin-Chantal

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  Reason clears and plants the wilderness....
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Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art.-- Austin O'Malley

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  To obtain a man's opinion of....
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To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  It is what you learn after....
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It is what you learn after you know it all that counts.-- John Wooden

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  By nature, men are nearly alike;....
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By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.-- Confucius

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  If only it were all so....
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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insiduously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to seperate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Let others praise ancient times; I....
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Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these-- Ovid

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  When one door closes, another opens;....
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When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.-- Alexander Graham Bell

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