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  Life is full of misery, loneliness,....
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.-- Woody Allen

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  Age is opportunity no less-- ....
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Age is opportunity no less--

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  Innately, children seem to have little....
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Innately, children seem to have little true realistic anxiety. They will run along the brink of water, climb on the window sill, play with sharp objects and with fire, in short, do everything that is bound to damage them and to worry those in charge of them, that is wholly the result of education; for they cannot be allowed to make the instructive experiences themselves.-- Sigmund Freud

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  Envy will merit, as its shade,....
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Envy will merit, as its shade, pursue,-- Alexander_Pope/"

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  Great is truth, and all powerful.--....
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Great is truth, and all powerful.-- Vulgate

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  It takes a great deal of....
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It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but even more to stand up to your friends.-- J. K. Rowling

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  To find fault is easy; to....
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To find fault is easy; to do better may be difficult.-- Plutarch

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  Life is a foreign language; all....
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Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.-- Christopher Morley

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  Most people would succeed in small....
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Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  I have seen enough of one....
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I have seen enough of one war never to wish to see another.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Be rich to yourself and poor....
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Be rich to yourself and poor to your friends.-- Juvenal

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  Political language -- and with variations....
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Political language -- and with variations this is true of all political parties, from Conservatives to Anarchists -- is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.-- George Orwell

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  Nature is a mutable cloud, which....
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Nature is a mutable cloud, which is always and never the same.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  It is good to have an....
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It is good to have an end to journey towards; but it is the journey that matters in the end.-- Ursula K. LeGuin

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  The tree of liberty must be....
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The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  It does not seem to be....
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It does not seem to be true that work necessarily needs to be unpleasant. It may always have to be hard, or at least harder than doing nothing at all. But there is ample evidence that work can be enjoyable, and that indeed, it is often the most enjoyable part of life.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

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  The dog was created especially for....
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The dog was created especially for children. He is the god of frolic.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  Land and Freedom!-- Emiliano Zapata ....
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Land and Freedom!-- Emiliano Zapata

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  You can live to be a....
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.-- Woody Allen

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  Never miss a chance to keep....
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.-- Robert Newton Peck

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  True gentleness is founded on a....
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True gentleness is founded on a sense of what we owe to him who made us and to the common nature which we all share. It arises from reflection on our own failings and wants, and from just views of the condition and duty of man. It is native feeling heightened and improved by principle.-- Hugh Blair

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  There but for the grace of....
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There but for the grace of God go [I].-- John Bradford

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  Every time you don't follow your....
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Every time you don't follow your inner guidance, you feel a loss of energy, loss of power, a sense of spiritual deadness.-- Shakti Gawain

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  I pay no attention whatever to....
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I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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  And your very flesh shall be....
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And your very flesh shall be a great poem.-- Walt Whitman

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  Never argue with a fool. Someone....
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Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference.-- Anonymous

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  Long ago we stated the reason....
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Long ago we stated the reason for labour organizations. We said that union was essential to give labourers opportunity to deal on an equality with their employers.-- US Supreme Court

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  Facetiously is the only English word....
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Facetiously is the only English word that has all six vowels in order, James Thurber declared. "Oh," replied copy editor Miss Gould, "What about abstemiously?"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Hope is a state of mind,....
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Hope is a state of mind, not of the world. Hope, in this deep and powerful sense, is not the same as joy that things are going well, or willingness to invest in enterprises that are obviously heading for .success, but rather an ability to work for something because it is good.-- Vaclav Havel

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  In archaeology you uncover the unknown.....
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In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.-- Thomas Pickering

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  You can protect your liberties in....
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You can protect your liberties in this world only by protecting the other man's freedom. You can be free only if I am free.-- Clarence Darrow

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  I have spent most of my....
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I have spent most of my time worrying about things that have never happened.-- Mark Twain

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  I would rather not know how....
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I would rather not know how to write and have something to say than know how to write and have nothing to say.-- Enrique Tessieri

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  I have nothing but contempt for....
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I have nothing but contempt for the kind of governor who is afraid, for whatever reason, to follow the course that he knows is best for the State; and as for the man who sets private friendship above the public welfare - I have no use for him either.-- Sophocles

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  The older I grow the more....
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The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Sleep is often the only occasion....
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Sleep is often the only occasion in which man cannot silence his conscience; we forget what we knew in our dream.-- Erich Fromm

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  I hate reality but it's still....
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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. -- Woody Allen

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  He is not only dull himself,....
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He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.-- Samuel Foote

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  Now, in reality, the world have....
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Now, in reality, the world have paid too great a compliment to critics, and have imagined them to be men of much greater profundity than they really are.-- Henry Fielding

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  Fear of a name increases fear....
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Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself.-- J. K. Rowling

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  In attempts to improve your character,....
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In attempts to improve your character, know what is in your power and what is beyond it.-- Francis Thompson

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  Quit worrying about your health. It'll....
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Quit worrying about your health. It'll go away.-- Robert Orben

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  Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the....
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Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses.-- George F. Will

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  The trouble with jogging is that,....
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.-- Franklin P. Jones

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  It could probably be show by....
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It could probably be show by facts and figures that there is no distinctively native American criminal class except Congress.-- Mark Twain

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  ...a revolution of government is the....
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...a revolution of government is the strongest proof that can be given by a people of their virtue and good sense.-- John Adams

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  People who keep journals have life....
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People who keep journals have life twice.-- Jessamyn West

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  I can think of nothing more....
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  Science without religion is lame, religion....
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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.-- Albert Einstein

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  There is a level of cowardice....
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There is a level of cowardice lower than that of the conformist: the fashionable non-conformist.-- Ayn Rand

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  Be not the first by whom....
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Be not the first by whom the new are tried,-- Alexander_Pope/"

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  Censorship, like charity, should begin at....
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Censorship, like charity, should begin at home; but unlike charity, it should end there.-- Clare Booth Luce

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  Scorching my seared heart with a....
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Scorching my seared heart with a pain, not hell shall make me fear again.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  Housework is what a woman does....
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Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.-- Evan Esar

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  The reward for a thing well....
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The reward for a thing well done is to have done it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  War is delightful to those who....
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War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.-- Desiderius Erasmus

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  Don't hit at all if it....
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Don't hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting; but never hit soft! -- Theodore Roosevelt

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  PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in....
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PRE-EXISTENCE, n. An unnoted factor in creation.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The covers of this book are....
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The covers of this book are too far apart.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  If you take care of your....
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If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself. -- American Proverb

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  APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation....
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APOLOGIZE, v.i. To lay the foundation for a future offence.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Blessed is the man who, having....
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving us worthy evidence of the fact.-- George Eliot

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  The art of progress is to....
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The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Accomplishing the impossible means only the....
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.-- Doug Larson

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  As far as we can discern,....
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of being.-- Carl Jung

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  To err is dysfunctional, to forgive....
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To err is dysfunctional, to forgive co-dependent.-- Berton Averre

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  My father used to say, 'Let....
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My father used to say, 'Let them see you and not the suit. That should be secondary.'-- Cary Grant

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  Reason and free inquiry are the....
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Reason and free inquiry are the only effectual agents against error.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Drink nothing without seeing it; sign....
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Drink nothing without seeing it; sign nothing without reading it.-- Spanish Proverb

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  All my life, affection has been....
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All my life, affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Verses which do not teach men....
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Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read.-- Voltaire

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  The proof of a poet is....
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The proof of a poet is that his country absorbs him as affectionately as he has absorbed it.-- Walt Whitman

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  Acceptance is such an important commodity,....
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Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it "the first law of personal growth."-- Peter McWilliams

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  Realize deeply that the present moment....
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Realize deeply that the present moment is all you ever have.-- Eckhart Tolle

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  I don't have a girlfriend. But....
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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.-- Mitch Hedberg

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  What may be done at any....
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What may be done at any time will be done at no time.-- Scottish Proverb

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  He who does not venture has....
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He who does not venture has no luck.-- Mexican Proverb

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  We're more popular than Jesus now;....
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We're more popular than Jesus now; I dont know which will go first; rock 'n' roll or Christianity.-- John Lennon

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  Web standards keep you out of....
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Web standards keep you out of the dustbin of history.-- Josh Greenberg

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  Nothing is as frustrating as arguing....
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Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.-- Sam Ewing

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  Tell me and I'll forget; show....
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Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand.-- Chinese Proverb

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  When someone is giving you their....
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When someone is giving you their theology, their God words, you should listen hard and be very gentle. The time to deliver your God words is when you are asked.-- Real Live Preacher

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  The world will change for the....
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The world will change for the better when people decide they are sick and tired of being sick and tired of the way the world is, and decide to change themselves.-- Sidney Madwed

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We can have facts without thinking but we cannot have thinking without facts.-- John Dewey

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  Wealth is the parent of luxury....
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Wealth is the parent of luxury and indolence, and poverty of meanness and viciousness, and both of discontent.-- Plato

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  The best inheritance a parent can....
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The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.-- O. A. Battista

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  I don't want someone shoving his....
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I don't want someone shoving his views down my throat, unless they're covered in a crunchy candy shell.-- Stephen Colbert

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  Not going home is already like....
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Not going home is already like death.-- E. Catherine Tobler

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  CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude....
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CALLOUS, adj. Gifted with great fortitude to bear the evils afflicting another.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

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  MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in....
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MALEFACTOR, n. The chief factor in the progress of the human race.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  In every aspect of our lives,....
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In every aspect of our lives, we are always asking ourselves, How am I of value? What is my worth? Yet I believe that worthiness is our birthright.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Science is nothing but perception.-- Plato....
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Science is nothing but perception.-- Plato

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  I have not yet begun to....
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I have not yet begun to fight!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Washington is the only place where....
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Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.-- C. V. R. Thompson

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  Punctuality is the thief of time.--....
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Punctuality is the thief of time.-- Oscar Wilde

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  INDIGESTION, n. A disease which the....
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INDIGESTION, n. A disease which the patient and his friends frequently mistake for deep religious conviction and concern for the salvation of mankind. As the simple Red Man of the western wild put it, with, it must be confessed, a certain force: "Plenty well, no pray; big bellyache, heap God."-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The majority of people perform well....
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it's on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when the nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.-- Alan Bennett

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  There will be a time when....
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There will be a time when loud-mouthed, incompetent people seem to be getting the best of you. When that happens, you only have to be patient and wait for them to self destruct. It never fails.-- Richard Rybolt

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  Men are not prisoners of fate,....
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Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  No man resolved to make the....
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No man resolved to make the most of himself has time to waste on personal contention.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  There is no place in nature....
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There is no place in nature for extinction.-- Licretius

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  Bad is never good until worse....
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Bad is never good until worse happens.-- Danish Proverb

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  GRAVE, n. A place in which....
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GRAVE, n. A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student.-- I knelt and prayed: "O Father, smile

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  Anybody can sympathise with the suffering....
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Anybody can sympathise with the suffering of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend's success.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Until you lose your reputation, you....
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Until you lose your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was or what freedom really is.-- Margaret Mitchell

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  I bet the human brain is....
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I bet the human brain is a kludge.-- Marvin Minsky

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  There is no being of any....
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There is no being of any race who, if he finds the proper guide, cannot attain to virtue.-- Cicero

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  Real education should educate us out....
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Real education should educate us out of self into something far finer; into a selflessness which links us with all humanity.-- Nancy Astor

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  Addresses are given to us to....
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Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts.-- Saki

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  Chew before you swallow.-- George W.....
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Chew before you swallow.-- George W. Bush

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  If you don't know where you....
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If you don't know where you are going, you will probably end up somewhere else.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  I wonder if other dogs think....
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.-- Rita Rudner

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  Most people are other people. Their....
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Most people are other people. Their thoughts are someone else's opinions, their lives a mimicry, their passions a quotation.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Riches are not an end of....
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Riches are not an end of life, but an instrument of life.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  His house was perfect, whether you....
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His house was perfect, whether you liked food, or sleep, or work, or story-telling, or singing, or just sitting and thinking, best, or a pleasant mixture of them all.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  All I need to make a....
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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl.-- Charlie Chaplin

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  BAAL, n. An old deity formerly....
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BAAL, n. An old deity formerly much worshiped under various names. As Baal he was popular with the Phoenicians; as Belus or Bel he had the honor to be served by the priest Berosus, who wrote the famous account of the Deluge; as Babel he had a tower partly erected to his glory on the Plain of Shinar. From Babel comes our English word "babble." Under whatever name worshiped, Baal is the Sun-god. As Beelzebub he is the god of flies, which are begotten of the sun's rays on the stagnant water. In Physicia Baal is still worshiped as Bolus, and as Belly he is adored and served with abundant sacrifice by the priests of Guttledom.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Acceptance without proof is the fundamental....
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Acceptance without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western religion, rejection without proof is the fundamental characteristic of Western science.-- Gary Zukav

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  Never part without loving words to....
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be that you will not meet again in life.-- Jean Paul Richter

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  He who is drowned is not....
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He who is drowned is not troubled by the rain.-- Chinese Proverb

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  What is the use of a....
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What is the use of a house if you haven't got a tolerable planet to put it on?-- Henry David Thoreau

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  However brilliant an action, it should....
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However brilliant an action, it should not be esteemed great unless the result of a great motive.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  Where is the wisdom we have....
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Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge?-- T._S._Eliot/"

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  None can love freedom heartily, but....
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None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton

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  Language is the source of misunderstandings.--....
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Language is the source of misunderstandings.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  Good food ends with good talk.--....
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Good food ends with good talk.-- Geoffrey Neighor

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  He who receives a benefit should....
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He who receives a benefit should never forget it; he who bestow should never remember it.-- Pierre Charron

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  It is pleasant at times to....
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It is pleasant at times to play the madman.-- Seneca

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  Forget not that the earth delights....
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Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair.-- Kahlil Gibran

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  To the last I grapple with....
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To the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee.-- Herman Melville

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  Keep your broken arm inside your....
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Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.-- Chinese Proverb

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  There are certain sacred things in....
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There are certain sacred things in my life that I would never talk about. Because they are clear in my head, I can walk freely around the opposite side. I keep them completely separate in my mind.-- Heather Armstrong

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  A man's mind is wont to....
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A man's mind is wont to tell him more than seven watchmen sitting in a tower.-- Rudyard Kipling

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  Prosperity is only an instrument to....
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Prosperity is only an instrument to be used, not a deity to be worshipped.-- Calvin Coolidge

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  He is a fool that cannot....
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He is a fool that cannot conceal his wisdom.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Read not to contradict and confute,....
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Read not to contradict and confute, not to believe and take for granted, not to find talk and discourse, but to weigh and consider.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  This is one of those views....
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This is one of those views which are so absolutely absurd that only very learned men could possibly adopt them.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Life is anything that dies when....
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.-- Dave Barry

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  Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves,....
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Therefore, be ye lamps unto yourselves, be a refuge to yourselves. Hold fast to Truth as a lamp; hold fast to the truth as a refuge. Look not for a refuge in anyone beside yourselves. And those, who shall be a lamp unto themselves, shall betake themselves to no external refuge, but holding fast to the Truth as their lamp, and holding fast to the Truth as their refuge, they shall reach the topmost height.-- Buddha

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  How are the mighty fallen in....
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How are the mighty fallen in the midst of the battle!-- Bible

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  At the end of the day,....
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At the end of the day, whether or not those people are comfortable with how you're living your life doesn't matter. What matters is whether you're comfortable with it.-- Phillip C. McGraw

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  God has placed no limits to....
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God has placed no limits to the exercise of the intellect he has given us, on this side of the grave.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  There can be as much value....
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There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis.-- Malcolm Gladwell

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  The trees that are slow to....
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The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.-- Moliere

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  The world is a prison in....
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The world is a prison in which solitary confinement is preferable.-- Karl Kraus

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  Clothes make the man. Naked people....
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Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.-- Mark Twain

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  And Sharkey says: Deep in the....
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And Sharkey says: Deep in the heart of darkest America. Home of the brave. He says: Listen to my heart beat.-- Laurie Anderson

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  Don't be afraid to take a....
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Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.-- David Lloyd George

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  The test of a first-rate intelligence....
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The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same time, and still retain the ability to function.--

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  PRECEDENT, n. In Law, a previous....
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PRECEDENT, n. In Law, a previous decision, rule or practice which, in the absence of a definite statute, has whatever force and authority a Judge may choose to give it, thereby greatly simplifying his task of doing as he pleases. As there are precedents for everything, he has only to ignore those that make against his interest and accentuate those in the line of his desire. Invention of the precedent elevates the trial-at-law from the low estate of a fortuitous ordeal to the noble attitude of a dirigible arbitrament.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  To be in love Is to....
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To be in love Is to touch with a lighter hand. In yourself you stretch, you are well.-- Gwendolyn Brooks

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  Laughter is the sun that drives....
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Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.-- Victor Hugo

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  War is an ugly thing, but....
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.-- John Stuart Mill

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  The past slips from our grasp.....
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The past slips from our grasp. It leaves us only scattered things. The bond that united them eludes us. Our imagination usually fills in the void by making use of preconceived theories...Archaeology, then, does not supply us with certitudes, but rather with vague hypotheses. And in the shade of these hypotheses some artists are content to dream, considering them less as scientific facts than as sources of inspiration.-- Igor Stravinsky

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  There was something awesome in the....
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There was something awesome in the thought of the solitary mortal standing by the open window and summoning in from the gloom outside the spirits of the nether world.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  The vice-president of an advertising agency....
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The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.-- Fred Allen

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  Better than a thousand hollow words,....
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Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace.-- Buddha

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  There is nothing easier than lopping....
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There is nothing easier than lopping off heads and nothing harder than developing ideas.-- Fyodor Dostoevsky

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  WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever....
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WITTICISM, n. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted, and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a "joke."-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The only man who is really....
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The only man who is really free is the one who can turn down an invitation to dinner without giving an excuse.-- Jules Renard

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  My meaning in saying he is....
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My meaning in saying he is a good man, is to have you understand me that he is sufficient.-- William Shakespeare

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  Men and nations behave wisely once....
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Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives.-- Abba Eban

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  Find out just what people will....
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Find out just what people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue until they are resisted with either words or blows, or both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.-- Frederick Douglass

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  Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent....
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Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Too bad all the people who....
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Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.-- George Burns

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  This became a credo of mine...attempt....
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This became a credo of mine...attempt the impossible in order to improve your work.-- Bette Davis

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  The best Web sites are better....
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The best Web sites are better than reality.-- Jakob Nielsen

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  Nothing is permanent in this wicked....
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Nothing is permanent in this wicked world - not even our troubles.-- Charlie Chaplin

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  The man who insists on seeing....
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The man who insists on seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.-- Henri-Frédéric Amiel

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  The secret of Happiness is Freedom,....
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The secret of Happiness is Freedom, and the secret of Freedom, Courage.-- Thucydides

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  In the long run we are....
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In the long run we are all dead.-- John Maynard Keynes

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  A man without justice is a....
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A man without justice is a beast, and a man who would make himself a beast forgets the pain of being a man.-- Timothy Leary

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  NOMINATE, v. To designate for the....
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NOMINATE, v. To designate for the heaviest political assessment. To put forward a suitable person to incur the mudgobbling and deadcatting of the opposition.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The truest expression of a people....
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The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie.-- Agnes de Mille

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  Entropy is the normal state of....
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Entropy is the normal state of consciousness - a condition that is neither useful nor enjoyable.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

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  We can do no great things;....
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We can do no great things; only small things with great love.-- Mother Teresa

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  Poetry should please by a fine....
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Poetry should please by a fine excess and not by singularity. It should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and appear almost as a remembrance.-- John Keats

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  In health the flesh is graced,....
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In health the flesh is graced, the holy enters the world.-- Wendell Berry

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  Life imitates art more than art....
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Life imitates art more than art imitates life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  ...Thou madest us for Thyself, and....
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...Thou madest us for Thyself, and our heart is restless, until it repose in Thee.-- Saint Augustine

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  A man's silence is wonderful to....
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A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.-- Thomas Hardy

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  A thing worth having is a....
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.-- W. C. Fields

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  I think most of us would....
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I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.-- Bill Watterson

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  Remember that a person's name is....
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Remember that a person's name is to that person the sweetest and most important sound in any language.-- Dale Carnegie

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  Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate....
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Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means....[A] machine might be imagined where the assumptions were put in at one end, while the theorems came out at the other, like the legendary Chicago machine where the pigs go in alive and come out transformed into hams and sausages. No more than these machines need the mathematician know what he does.-- Henri Poincare

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  The trouble with wedlock is that....
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The trouble with wedlock is that there's not enough wed and too much lock.-- Christopher Morley

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  A door is what a dog....
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.-- Ogden Nash

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  The spread of evil is the....
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The spread of evil is the symptom of a vacuum. whenever evil wins, it is only by default: by the moral failure of those who evade the fact that there can be no compromise on basic principles.-- Ayn Rand

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  And there never was an apple,....
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And there never was an apple, in Adam's opinion, that wasn't worth the trouble you got into for eating it.-- Neil Gaiman

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  The problem with the common person....
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The problem with the common person is that he is so unbearably common!-- Oscar Wilde

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  Advice is like snow -- the....
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Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court....
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TECHNICALITY, n. In an English court a man named Home was tried for slander in having accused his neighbor of murder. His exact words were: "Sir Thomas Holt hath taken a cleaver and stricken his cook upon the head, so that one side of the head fell upon one shoulder and the other side upon the other shoulder." The defendant was acquitted by instruction of the court, the learned judges holding that the words did not charge murder, for they did not affirm the death of the cook, that being only an inference.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Hope, like the gleaming taper's light,--....
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Hope, like the gleaming taper's light,--

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  Cats seem to go on the....
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.-- Joseph Wood Krutch

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  I know I fib a good....
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I know I fib a good deal. After all, a woman's charm is fifty percent illusion.-- Tennessee Williams

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  Far and away the best prize....
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Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  A man is a success if....
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.-- Bob Dylan

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  Principles have no real force except....
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Principles have no real force except when one is well fed.-- Mark Twain

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  The will to do, the soul....
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The will to do, the soul to dare.-- Sir Walter Scott

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  [Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom....
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[Mankind] is governed by minorities, seldom or never by majorities. It suppresses its feelings and its beliefs and follows the handful that makes the most noise. Sometimes the noisy handful is right, sometimes wrong, but no matter, the crowd follows it.-- Mark Twain

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  Seventy percent of success in life....
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Seventy percent of success in life is showing up.-- Woody Allen

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  How terrible it is to have....
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How terrible it is to have wisdom when it does not benefit those who have it.-- Sophocles

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  Only one absolute certainty is possible....
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Only one absolute certainty is possible to man, namely that at any given moment the feeling which he has exists.-- Thomas H. Huxley

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  Rather than love, than money, than....
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Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The British nation is unique in....
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The British nation is unique in this respect. They are the only people who like to be told how bad things are, who like to be told the worst.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Laziness may appear attractive, but work....
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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.-- Anne Frank

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  An Englishman thinks he is moral....
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An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the....
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PRESENTABLE, adj. Hideously appareled after the manner of the time and place.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

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  Art is making something out of....
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Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.-- Frank Zappa

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  The most painful state of living....
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The most painful state of living is remembering the future.-- Soren Kierkegaard

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  ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best....
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ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts -- uilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  This agglomeration which was called and....
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This agglomeration which was called and which still calls itself the Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman, nor an empire.-- Voltaire

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  I'm interested in the capitalistic way....
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I'm interested in the capitalistic way of life, and the reason I like it better than anything else I've seen so far is because competition produces results. Every socialistic type of government where the State theoretically owns everything, and everybody does their little part to help the State, inevitably produces bad art, it produces social inertia, it produces really unhappy people, and it is more repressive than any other kind of government.-- Frank Zappa

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  Everyone is entitled to be stupid,....
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Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.-- Unknown

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  Men have become the tools of....
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Men have become the tools of their tools-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Paradoxically though it may seem, it....
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Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art imitates life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Anger is never without Reason, but....
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Anger is never without Reason, but seldom with a good One.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  To be mature means to face,....
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To be mature means to face, and not evade, every fresh crisis that comes.-- Fritz Kunkel

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  I shall not waste my days....
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I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.-- Ian Fleming

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  It matters not whether you win....
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.-- Darrin Weinberg

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  A friend is one who walks....
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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.-- Anonymous

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  I'm tired of all this nonsense....
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I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?-- Jean Kerr

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  It is even harder for the....
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.-- H. L. Mencken

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  The oldest and strongest emotion of....
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The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear. And the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.-- H. P. Lovecraft

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  Never trust a husband too far....
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Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.-- Helen Rowland

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  Ready tears are a sign of....
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Ready tears are a sign of treachery, not of grief.-- Publilius Syrus

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  We live in a moment of....
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We live in a moment of history where change is so speeded up that we begin to see the present only when it is already disappearing.-- R. D. Laing

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  For ten years Caesar ruled with....
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For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string.-- Spike Milligan

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  Oh for a book and a....
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Oh for a book and a shady nook...-- John Wilson

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  It is the excitement of becoming....
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It is the excitement of becoming - always becoming, trying, probing, falling, resting, and trying again- but always trying and always gaining...-- Lyndon B. Johnson

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  Afflicted by love's madness all are....
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Afflicted by love's madness all are blind.-- Sextus Propertius

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  How old would you be if....
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How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?-- Satchel Paige

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  In religion and politics, people's beliefs....
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In religion and politics, people's beliefs and convictions are in almost every case gotten at second hand, and without examination.-- Mark Twain

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  The reason lightning doesn't strike twice....
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The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.-- Willie Tyler

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  Es tan corto el amor, y....
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Es tan corto el amor, y tan largo el olvido. -- Pablo_Neruda/"

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  I won't take my religion from....
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I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth.-- Carl Sandburg

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  I must decline your invitation owing....
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I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.-- Oscar Wilde

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  When you go into court you....
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.-- Norm Crosby

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  If only God would give me....
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.-- Woody Allen

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  Your true value depends entirely on....
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Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.-- Bob Wells

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  The most important thing in life....
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The most important thing in life is to learn how to give out love, and to let it come in.-- Morrie Schwartz

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  The only thing that overcomes hard....
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The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.-- Harry Golden

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  He that hath ears to hear,....
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He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.-- Bible

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  Success isn't measured by the position....
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Success isn't measured by the position you reach in life: it's measured by the obstacles you overcome.-- Booker T. Washington

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  there's a fine line between fishing....
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there's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.-- Steven Wright

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  When I can't handle events, I....
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When I can't handle events, I let them handle themselves.-- Henry Ford

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  Therapy? I don't need that. The....
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Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy.-- Angelina Jolie

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  Whatever you think, be sure it....
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Whatever you think, be sure it is what you think; whatever you want, be sure that is what you want; whatever you feel, be sure that is what you feel.-- T. S. Eliot

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  I never did a day's work....
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I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.-- Thomas A. Edison

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  Justice requires that to lawfully constituted....
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Justice requires that to lawfully constituted Authority there be given that respect and obedience which is its due; that the laws which are made shall be in wise conformity with the common good; and that, as a matter of conscience all men shall render obedience to these laws.-- Pope Pius XI

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  What do you mean? Do you....
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What do you mean? Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good on this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  For others do I wait... for....
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For others do I wait... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Write the vision, and make it....
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Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.-- Bible

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  Age is mind over matter. If....
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Age is mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.-- Satchel Paige

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  Much of the social history of....
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Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new theories were put into operation. The amazing thing is that this history of failure and disaster has neither discouraged the social engineers nor discredited them.-- Thomas Sowell

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  If you must tell me your....
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If you must tell me your opinions, tell me what you believe in. I have plenty of doubts of my own.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  I just drank eighteen whiskies. That....
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I just drank eighteen whiskies. That must be a record.-- Dylan Thomas

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  GARGOYLE, n. A rain-spout projecting from....
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GARGOYLE, n. A rain-spout projecting from the eaves of mediaeval buildings, commonly fashioned into a grotesque caricature of some personal enemy of the architect or owner of the building. This was especially the case in churches and ecclesiastical structures generally, in which the gargoyles presented a perfect rogues' gallery of local heretics and controversialists. Sometimes when a new dean and chapter were installed the old gargoyles were removed and others substituted having a closer relation to the private animosities of the new incumbents.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is a curious thing .......
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It is a curious thing ... that every creed promises a paradise which will be absolutely uninhabitable for anyone of civilized taste.-- Evelyn Waugh

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  Little by little, one travels far.--....
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Little by little, one travels far.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  The creation of art is not....
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The creation of art is not the fulfillment of a need but the creation of a need. The world never needed Beethoven's Fifth Symphony until he created it. Now we could not live without it.--

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  A snake lurks in the grass.--....
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A snake lurks in the grass.-- Virgil

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  If my theory of relativity proves....
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If my theory of relativity proves to be correct, Germany will claim me a German, and France will claim me a citizen of the world. However, if it proves wrong, France will say I'm a German, and Germany will say that I'm a jew.-- Albert Einstein

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  A poem is no place for....
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A poem is no place for an idea.-- Edgar Watson Howe

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  Children are remarkable for their intelligence....
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Children are remarkable for their intelligence and ardour, for their curiosity and tolerance of shams, the clarity and ruthlessness of their vision.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Be bold and mighty powers will....
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Be bold and mighty powers will come to your aid.-- Basil King

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  Our achievements speak for themselves. What....
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Our achievements speak for themselves. What we have to keep track of are our failures, discouragements and doubts. We tend to forget the past difficulties, the many false starts, and the painful groping. We see our past achievements as the end results of a clean forward thrust, and our present difficulties as signs of decline and decay.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Many a promising career has been....
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Many a promising career has been wrecked by marrying the wrong sort of woman. The right sort of woman can distinguish between Creative Lassitude and plain shiftlessness.-- Robertson Davies

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  Civilization degrades the many to exalt....
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Civilization degrades the many to exalt the few.-- Amos Bronson Alcott

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  Every man serves a useful purpose:....
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Every man serves a useful purpose: A miser, for example, makes a wonderful ancestor.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  God is not dead but alive....
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God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.-- Anonymous

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  Look well into thyself; there is....
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Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look there.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  He who has never hoped can....
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He who has never hoped can never despair.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Anyone can revolt. It is more....
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Anyone can revolt. It is more difficult silently to obey our own inner promptings, and to spend our lives finding sincere and fitting means of expression for our temperament and our gifts.-- Georges Rouault

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  Violence is a tool of the....
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Violence is a tool of the ignorant.-- Flip Wilson

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  Some are kissing mothers and some....
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Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same.-- Pearl Buck

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  The true secret of giving advice....
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The true secret of giving advice is, after you have honestly given it, to be perfectly indifferent whether it is taken or not, and never persist in trying to set people right.-- Hannah Whitall Smith

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  It is easier to live through....
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It is easier to live through someone else than to become complete yourself.-- Betty Friedan

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  Some men are born posthumously.-- Friedrich....
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Some men are born posthumously.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  I know in my heart that....
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I know in my heart that man is good. That what is right will always eventually triumph. And there's purpose and worth to each and every life.-- Ronald Reagan

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  If we had less statemanship we....
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If we had less statemanship we could get along with fewer battleships.-- Mark Twain

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  My friends are my estate.-- Emily....
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My friends are my estate.-- Emily Dickinson

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  The stupid neither forgive nor forget;....
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.-- Thomas Szasz

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  Only passions, great passions, can elevate....
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Only passions, great passions, can elevate the soul to great things.-- Denis Diderot

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  When time passes, it's the people....
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When time passes, it's the people who knew you whom you want to see; they're the ones you can talk to. When enough time passes, what's it matter what they did to you?-- John Irving

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  Silence is a text easy to....
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Silence is a text easy to misread.-- A. A. Attanasio

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  Every hero becomes a bore at....
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Every hero becomes a bore at last.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  I must not fear. Fear is....
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I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.-- Frank Herbert

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  It is not because things are....
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It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.-- Seneca

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  Never to suffer would never to....
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Never to suffer would never to have been blessed.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  A countryman between two lawyers is....
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A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Part of being a Master is....
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Part of being a Master is learning how to sing in nobody else's voice but your own.-- Hugh Macleod

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  He that is good at making....
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He that is good at making excuses is seldom good at anything else.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  The greatest lesson in life is....
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The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  IMPARTIAL, adj. Unable to perceive any....
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IMPARTIAL, adj. Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  By failing to prepare, you are....
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By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do....
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Everything passes. Everything changes. Just do what you think you should do.-- Bob Dylan

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  I’m searching through all that has....
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I'm searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Depend upon it, after all, Thomas,....
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Depend upon it, after all, Thomas, Literature is the most noble of professions. In fact, it is about the only one fit for a man. For my own part, there is no seducing me from the path.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  Few people can see genius in....
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Few people can see genius in someone who has offended them.-- Robertson Davies

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  As for me, except for an....
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.-- Robert Benchley

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  All married couples should learn the....
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All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest - never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.-- Ann Landers

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  Desultory reading is delightful, but to....
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Desultory reading is delightful, but to be beneficial, our reading must be carefully directed.-- Seneca

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  Facts are stubborn things; and whatever....
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Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.-- John Adams

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  The fact that a believer is....
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The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than saying a drunken man is happier than a sober man.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Proverbs are the literature of reason,....
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Proverbs are the literature of reason, or the statements of absolute truth, without qualification. Like the sacred books of each nation, they are the sanctuary of its intuitions.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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