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  REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in....
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REASON, v.i. To weight probabilities in the scales of desire.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  There is a certain age at....
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There is a certain age at which a child looks at you in all earnestness and delivers a long, pleased speech in all the true inflections of spoken English, but with not one recognizable syllable. There is no way you can tell the child that if language had been a melody, he had mastered it and done well, but that since it was in fact a sense, he had botched it utterly.-- Annie Dillard

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  One's first step in wisdom is....
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One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  I want to grow old without....
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I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to be loyal to the face I have made.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If....
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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.-- Mark Twain

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  I ran the wrong kind of....
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I ran the wrong kind of business, but I did it with integrity.-- Sydney Biddle Barrows

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  Humor is everywhere, in that there's....
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Humor is everywhere, in that there's irony in just about anything a human does.-- Bill Nye

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  Gratitude is not only the greatest....
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.-- Cicero

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  Doubting God's existence is okay and....
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Doubting God's existence is okay and perfectly acceptable within Christianity as long as the person doubting remains obedient and committed to the Christian path.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Equality...is the result of human organization.....
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Equality...is the result of human organization. We are not born equal.-- Hannah Arendt

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  Be to her virtues very kind.....
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Be to her virtues very kind. Be to her faults a little blind.-- Matthew Prior

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  To have that sense of one's....
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To have that sense of one's intrinsic worth... is potentially to have everything...-- Joan Didion

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  If there is another world, he....
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If there is another world, he lives in bliss. If there is none, he made the best of this. -- Robert Burns

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  Sin has many tools, but a....
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Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  Falling out of love is very....
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Falling out of love is very enlightening. For a short while you see the world with new eyes.-- Iris Murdoch

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  The first step in blogging is....
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The first step in blogging is not writing them but reading them.-- Jeff Jarvis

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  Arbitrary power is like most other....
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Arbitrary power is like most other things which are very hard, very liable to be broken.-- Abigail Adams

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  A memory is what is left....
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A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen.-- Edward de Bono

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  You must give some time to....
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You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  To enjoy the things we ought....
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To enjoy the things we ought and to hate the things we ought has the greatest bearing on excellence of character.-- Aristotle

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  As soon as questions of will....
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As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action arise, human science is at a loss.-- Noam Chomsky

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  Speech is a mirror of the....
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Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a man speaks, so is he.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Failure is the opportunity to begin....
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Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.-- Henry Ford

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  What men call gallantry and gods....
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What men call gallantry and gods adultery Is much more common where the climate's sultry.-- Lord Byron

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  What can we see, read, acquire,....
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What can we see, read, acquire, but ourselves. Take the book, my friend, and read your eyes out, you will never find there what I find.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  To his dog, every man is....
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.-- Aldous Huxley

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  The law of liberty tends to....
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The law of liberty tends to abolish the reign of race over race, of faith over faith, of class over class. It is not the realization of a political ideal; it is the discharge of a moral obligation.-- John Dalberg

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  He hasn't an enemy in the....
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He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.-- Eddie Cantor

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  There is nothing either good or....
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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.-- William Shakespeare

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  It is the dull man who....
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It is the dull man who is always sure, and the sure man who is always dull.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Remember that happiness is as contagious....
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Remember that happiness is as contagious as gloom. It should be the first duty of those who are happy to let others know of their gladness.-- Maurice Maeterlinck

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  A man's character is his guardian....
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A man's character is his guardian divinity.-- Heraclitus

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  Remember this-that there is a proper....
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Remember this-that there is a proper dignity and proportion to be observed in the performance of every act of life.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  That indolent but agreeable condition of....
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That indolent but agreeable condition of doing nothing.-- Pliny the Younger

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  The heights by great men reached....
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The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  Divide and rule, a sound motto.....
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Divide and rule, a sound motto. Unite and lead, a better one. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons....
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.-- Saki

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  Courage is grace under pressure.-- Ernest....
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Courage is grace under pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway

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  Any clod can have the facts,....
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Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.-- Charles McCabe

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  Patience is bitter, but its fruit....
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Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.-- Aristotle

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  Far better to think historically, to....
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Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part of the knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be one who knows that if you reserve the power not to use all your power, you will lead others far more successfully and well.-- A. Bartlett Giamatti

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  Slight not what's near, while aiming....
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Slight not what's near, while aiming at what's far.-- Euripides

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  Men for the sake of getting....
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Men for the sake of getting a living forget to live.-- Margaret Fuller

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  Literature is strewn with the wreckage....
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Literature is strewn with the wreckage of those who have minded beyond reason the opinion of others.-- Virginia Woolf

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  A diplomat must always think twice....
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A diplomat must always think twice before he says nothing.-- Irish Proverb

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  Democracy is the bludgeoning of the....
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Democracy is the bludgeoning of the people, by the people, for the people.-- Oscar Wilde

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  In war, truth is the first....
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In war, truth is the first casualty.-- Aeschylus

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  They always say time changes things,....
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They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.-- Andy Warhol

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  Ideas must work through the brains....
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Ideas must work through the brains and arms of men, or they are no better than dreams.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Do not believe that he who....
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Do not believe that he who seeks to comfort you lives untroubled among the simple and quiet words that sometimes do you good. His life has much difficulty... Were it otherwise he would never have been able to find those words.-- Rainer Maria Rilke

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  A fact is a simple statement....
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A fact is a simple statement that everyone believes. It is innocent, unless found guilty. A hypothesis is a novel suggestion that no one wants to believe. It is guilty, until found effective.-- Edward Teller

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  Whatever you are from nature, keep....
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Whatever you are from nature, keep to it; never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed; be anything else, and you will be ten thousands times worse than nothing.-- Sydney Smith

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  Even the fear of death is....
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Even the fear of death is nothing compared to the fear of not having lived authentically and fully.-- Frances Moore Lappe

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  When two men in business always....
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When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.-- William Wrigley Jr.

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  Unique among the nations, America recognized....
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Unique among the nations, America recognized the source of our character as being godly and eternal, not being civic and temporal. And because we have understood that our source is eternal, America has been different. We have no king but Jesus.-- John Ashcroft

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  Socrates seems to be the philosophical....
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Socrates seems to be the philosophical napkin with which the ensuing cultural thinkers of history wipe their mouths of pedantic ooze.-- Unknown

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  My son, observe the postage stamp!....
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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.-- Josh Billings

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  Money: There's nothing in the world....
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Money: There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money.-- Sophocles

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  A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed....
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A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.-- Samuel Johnson

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  Remember that there is nothing stable....
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Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.-- Socrates

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  Gathering her brows like gathering storm,....
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Gathering her brows like gathering storm, Nursing her wrath, to keep it warm-- Robert Burns

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  Gossip is only the lack of....
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Gossip is only the lack of a worthy memory.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  By trying, we can endure adversity.....
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By trying, we can endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.-- Mark Twain

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  The groundhog is like most other....
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The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.-- Bill Vaughan

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  What's gone and what's past help....
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  It is easy to go down....
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It is easy to go down into Hell; night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide; but to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air - there's the rub, the task.-- Virgil

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  so convincing were those dreams of....
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so convincing were those dreams of being awake that he woke from them in a state of complete exhaustion, and had to go straight back to sleep again.-- Joseph Heller

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  I know all except myself.-- Francois....
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I know all except myself.-- Francois Villon

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  A word to the wise is....
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A word to the wise is enough.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

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  I know this--a man got to....
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I know this--a man got to do what he got to do.-- John Steinbeck

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  The prospect of success in achieving....
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The prospect of success in achieving our most cherished dream is not without its terrors. Who is more deprived and alone than the man who has achieved his dream?-- Brendan Francis

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  The wisest mind has something yet....
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The wisest mind has something yet to learn.-- George Santayana

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  There are all sorts of kisses.......
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There are all sorts of kisses... from the sticky confection to the kiss of death. Of them all, the kiss of an actress is the most unnerving. How can we tell is she means it or if she's just practicing?-- Ruth Gordon

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  All created things are impermanent. Strive....
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All created things are impermanent. Strive on with diligence.-- Buddha

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  All a writer has to do....
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All a writer has to do to get a woman is to say he's a writer. It's an aphrodisiac.-- Saul Bellow

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  Life is easier than you'd think;....
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Life is easier than you'd think; all that is necessary is to accept the impossible, do without the indispensable, and bear the intolerable.-- Kathleen Norris

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  Aim at the sun, and you....
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Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.-- Joel Hawes

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  Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed;....
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Laws too gentle are seldom obeyed; too severe, seldom executed.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  If there is a sin against....
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If there is a sin against life, it consists perhaps not so much in despairing of life as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this life.-- Albert Camus

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  Few things are harder to put....
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Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.-- Mark Twain

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  When you are obliged to make....
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When you are obliged to make a statement that you know will cause displeasure, you must say it with every appearance of sincerity; this is the only way to make it palatable.-- Paul De Gondi

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  The principle of liberty and equality,....
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The principle of liberty and equality, if coupled with mere selfishness, will make men only devils, each trying to be independent that he may fight only for his own interest. And here is the need of religion and its power, to bring in the principle of benevolence and love to men.-- John Randolph

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  Everyone ought to worship God according....
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Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be constrained by force.-- Flavius Josephus

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  Time has no divisions to mark....
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Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.-- Thomas Mann

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  Long experience has taught me this....
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Long experience has taught me this about the status of mankind with regard to matters requiring thought: the less people know and understand about them, the more positively they attempt to argue concerning them, while on the other hand to know and understand a multitude of things renders men cautious in passing judgement upon anything new.-- Galileo Galilei

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  Nor Fame I slight, nor her....
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Nor Fame I slight, nor her favors call;-- Alexander_Pope/"

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  And for the season it was....
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And for the season it was winter, and they that know the winters of that country know them to be sharp and violent, and subject to cruel and fierce storms.-- William Bradford

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  I don't have a bank account,....
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I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name.-- Paula Poundstone

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  When you strike at a king,....
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When you strike at a king, you must kill him.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  I never saw an ugly thing....
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I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful.-- John Constable

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  Our national flower is the concrete....
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Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf.-- Lewis Mumford

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  Try to love someone who you....
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Try to love someone who you want to hate, because they are just like you, somewhere inside, in a way you may never expect, in a way that resounds so deeply within you that you cannot believe it.-- Margaret Cho

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  It is error alone which needs....
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It is error alone which needs the support of government. Truth can stand by itself.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  By all means marry; if you....
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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.-- Socrates

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  Adversity has ever been considered the....
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Adversity has ever been considered the state in which a man most easily becomes acquainted with himself.-- Samuel Johnson

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  I have just returned from Boston.....
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I have just returned from Boston. It is the only sane thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen

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  I call upon the scientific community....
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I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear weapons, to turn their great talents now to the cause of mankind and world peace: to give us the means of rendering these nuclear weapons impotent and obsolete.-- Ronald Reagan

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  The average trade book has a....
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The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.-- Calvin Trillin

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  Think enthusiastically about everything; but especially....
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Think enthusiastically about everything; but especially about your job. If you do, you'll put a touch of glory in your life. If you love your job with enthusiasm, you'll shake it to pieces. You'll love it into greatness.-- Norman Vincent Peale

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  Enjoy things which are pleasant; that....
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Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing of our moral self to slavery by them that is.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  He had learned over the years....
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He had learned over the years that poor people did not feel so poor when allowed to give occasionally.-- Lawana Blackwell

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  When a resolute young fellow steps....
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When a resolute young fellow steps up to the great bully, the world, and takes him boldly by the beard, he is often surprised to find it comes off in his hand, and that it was only tied on to scare away the timid adventurers.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  A casual stroll through the lunatic....
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A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  There is nothing in which the....
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There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.-- Robert Lynd

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  [The television is] an invention that....
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[The television is] an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.-- David Frost

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  There is no path to peace.....
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There is no path to peace. Peace is the path.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Under all speech that is good....
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Under all speech that is good for anything there lies a silence that is better. Silence is deep as Eternity; speech is shallow as Time.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  I could be whatever I wanted....
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I could be whatever I wanted to be if I trusted that music, that song, that vibration of God that was inside of ME.-- Shirley MacLaine

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  Virtue is its own punishment.-- Aneurin....
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Virtue is its own punishment.-- Aneurin Bevan

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  Physics is like sex: sure, it....
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Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it.-- Richard Feynman

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  As for me, all I know....
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As for me, all I know is that I know nothing.-- Socrates

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  He, in a few minutes ravished....
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He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.-- Henry Fielding

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  I have planted, Apollos watered; but....
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I have planted, Apollos watered; but God gave the increase.-- Bible

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  DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an....
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DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  At age 50, every man has....
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At age 50, every man has the face he deserves.-- George Orwell

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  There isn’t much better in this....
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There isn't much better in this life than finding a way to spend a few hours in conversation with people you respect and love. You have to carve this time out of your life because you aren't really living without it.-- Real Live Preacher

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  I have long been of the....
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I have long been of the opinion that if work were such a splendid thing the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.-- Bruce Grocott

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  Between saying and doing many a....
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Between saying and doing many a pair of shoes is worn out.-- Italian Proverb

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  It is your work in life....
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It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction.-- Pablo Picasso

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  If you done it, it ain't....
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If you done it, it ain't bragging.-- Walt Whitman

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  Castles in the air - they....
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Castles in the air - they are so easy to take refuge in. And so easy to build, too.-- Henrik Ibsen

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  Getting in touch with your true....
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Getting in touch with your true self must be your first priority.-- Tom Hopkins

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  Nothing fixes a thing so intensely....
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Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  People do not like to think.....
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People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant. -- Helen Keller

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  Engineering is a great profession. There....
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Engineering is a great profession. There is the satisfaction of watching a figment of the imagination emerge through the aid of science to a plan on paper. Then it moves to realisation in stone or metal or energy. Then it brings homes to men or women. Then it elevates the standard of living and adds to the comforts of life. This is the engineer's high privilege.-- Herbert Hoover

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  How much time he saves who....
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How much time he saves who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  To fulfill a dream, to be....
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To fulfill a dream, to be allowed to sweat over lonely labor, to be given the chance to create, is the meat and potatoes of life. The money is the gravy. As everyone else, I love to dunk my crust in it. But alone, it is not a diet designed to keep body and soul together.-- Bette Davis

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  When one door of happiness closes,....
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When one door of happiness closes, another opens; but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.-- Helen Keller

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  PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form....
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PLEASURE, n. The least hateful form of dejection.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Never be entirely idle; but either....
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Never be entirely idle; but either be reading, or writing, or praying or meditating or endeavoring something for the public good.-- Thomas a Kempis

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  Finish each day and be done....
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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in, forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day, you shall begin it well and serenely...-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  But, soft! what light through yonder....
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But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Why not go out on a....
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Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?-- Frank Scully

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  Asking a working writer what he....
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.-- Christopher Hampton

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  It is only rarely that one....
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It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman.-- Alexandre Dumas

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  Judge of thine improvement, not by....
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Judge of thine improvement, not by what thou speakest or writest, but by the firmness of thy mind, and the government of thy passions and affections.-- Thomas Fuller

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  For a while we pondered whether....
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For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.-- Woody Allen

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  One machine can do the work....
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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  I’m good enough, I’m smart enough,....
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I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.-- Al Franken

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  The most decisive actions of our....
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The most decisive actions of our life -- I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future -- are, more often than not, unconsidered.-- Andre Gide

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  If you ask what is the....
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.-- George Burns

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  If you want to bake an....
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If you want to bake an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the Universe. -- Carl Sagan

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  As if you could kill time....
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As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  For the sense of smell, almost....
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For the sense of smell, almost more than any other, has the power to recall memories and it is a pity that you use it so little.-- Rachel Carson

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  When you reach the thing you....
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When you reach the thing you were desiring, if it doesn't satisfy you, it was not what you were desiring.-- C. S. Lewis

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  What we once did 'for the....
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What we once did 'for the sake of God' we now do for the sake of money.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  I do beseech you to direct....
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I do beseech you to direct your efforts more to preparing youth for the path and less to preparing the path for the youth. -- Ben Lindsey

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  Any event, once it has occurred,....
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Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear inevitable by a competent historian.-- Lee Simonson

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  Don't think you are going to....
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Don't think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  If thee marries for money, thee....
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If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.-- Ezra Bowen

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  It was the Law of the....
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It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top.-- Hunter S. Thompson

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  Not to be cheered by praise,--....
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Not to be cheered by praise,--

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  An institution which is populare because....
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An institution which is populare because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  If you do not wish to....
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If you do not wish to be prone to anger, do not feed the habit; give it nothing which may tend to its increase.-- Epictetus

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  France is the only country where....
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France is the only country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.-- Billy Wilder

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  A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin....
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A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The end of life is to....
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The end of life is to be like God, and the soul following God will be like Him.-- Socrates

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  If it weren't for my lawyer,....
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If it weren't for my lawyer, I'd still be in prison. It went a lot faster with two people digging.-- Joe Martin

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  One of the greatest pains to....
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One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea.-- Walter Bagehot

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  APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted....
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APPETITE, n. An instinct thoughtfully implanted by Providence as a solution to the labor question.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I never told my religion nor....
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I never told my religion nor scrutinize that of another. I never attempted to make a convert nor wished to change another's creed. I have judged of others' religion by their lives, for it is from our lives and not from our words that our religion must be read. By the same test must the world judge me.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays....
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.-- Russell Baker

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  Do not envy a sinner; you....
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Do not envy a sinner; you don't know what disaster awaits him.-- Bible

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  Don't make use of another's mouth....
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Don't make use of another's mouth unless it has been lent to you.-- Belgian Proverb

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  Orthodox medicine has not found an....
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Orthodox medicine has not found an answer to your complaint. However, luckily for you, I happen to be a quack.-- Richter cartoon caption

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  The prospect of a long day....
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The prospect of a long day at the beach makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'.-- Phillip Lopate

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  Love is patient; love is kind;....
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Love is patient; love is kind; love is not envious or boastful or arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice in wrongdoing, but rejoices in the truth. It bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.-- Bible

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  It is only by not paying....
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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody....
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Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.-- Arthur Miller

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  A woman will buy anything she....
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A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.-- Kin Hubbard

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  The liar's punishment is not in....
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The liar's punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence....
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Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.-- Voltaire

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  It doesn't take much convincing to....
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It doesn't take much convincing to make someone believe they're better than everyone else.-- Scott Westerfeld

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  We do not hate those we....
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We do not hate those we fight; we do not love those we defend.-- Unknown

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  Some men's words I remember so....
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Some men's words I remember so well that I must often use them to express my thought. Yes, because I perceive that we have heard the same truth, but they have heard it better.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  A word out of season may....
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A word out of season may mar a whole lifetime. -- Greek Proverb

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  ...adults are just obsolete children and....
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...adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them.-- Dr. Seuss

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  Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour....
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Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labour the body.-- Seneca

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  I have often thought morality may....
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I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice. -- Leon Blum

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  Blame someone else and get on....
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Blame someone else and get on with your life.-- Alan Woods

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  Propaganda does not deceive people; it....
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Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.-- Eric Hoffer

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  The world always makes the assumption....
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The world always makes the assumption that the exposure of an error is identical with the discovery of truth--that the error and truth are simply opposite. They are nothing of the sort. What the world turns to, when it is cured on one error, is usually simply another error, and maybe one worse than the first one.-- H. L. Mencken

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  He who despairs over an event....
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He who despairs over an event is a coward, but he who holds hope for the human condition is a fool.-- Albert Camus

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  I should not talk so much....
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I should not talk so much about myself if there were anybody else whom I knew as well.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Dark and difficult times lie ahead.....
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Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy.-- J. K. Rowling

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  Energy is eternal delight.-- William Blake....
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Energy is eternal delight.-- William Blake

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  To knock a thing down, especially....
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To knock a thing down, especially if it is cocked at an arrogant angle, is a deep delight of the blood.-- George Santayana

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  He is not deemed to give....
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He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake.-- Unknown

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  I caused my husband's heart attack.....
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I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.-- Joan Rivers

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  Whatever it is, I fear Greeks....
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Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.-- Virgil

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  When good men die their goodness....
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When good men die their goodness does not perish,--

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  It is time, it is high....
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It is time, it is high time... Yes, but to do what?-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Men can do nothing without the....
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Men can do nothing without the make-believe of a beginning. Even Science, the strict measurer, is obliged to start with a make-believe unit, and must fix on a point in the stars' unceasing journey when his sidereal clock shall pretend that time is Nought. His less accurate grandmother Poetry has always been understood to start in the middle; but on reflection it appears that her proceeding is not very different from his; since Science, too, reckons backward as well as forward, divides his unit into billions, and with his clock-finger at Nought really sets off _in medias res_. No retrospect will take us to the true beginning; and whether our prologue be in heaven or on earth, it is but a fraction of that all-presupposing fact with which our story sets out.-- George Eliot

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  Drive-in banks were established so most....
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Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners.-- E. Joseph Crossman

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  He who divides and shares is....
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He who divides and shares is left with the best share.-- Mexican Proverb

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  Anything that happens, happens. Anthing that,....
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Anything that happens, happens. Anthing that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen. Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again. It doesn't necessarily do it in chronological order, though.-- Douglas Adams

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  Religion is a defense against the....
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Religion is a defense against the experience of God.-- Carl Jung

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  As an adolescent I aspired to....
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As an adolescent I aspired to lasting fame, I craved factual certainty, and I thirsted for a meaningful vision of human life - so I became a scientist. This is like becoming an archbishop so you can meet girls.-- M. Cartmill

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  I have always regarded myself as....
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I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.-- Meryl Streep

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  We will discover the nature of....
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We will discover the nature of our particular genius when we stop trying to conform to our own or to other peoples' models, learn to be ourselves, and allow our natural channel to open.-- Shakti Gawain

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  How beautiful is death, when earn'd....
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How beautiful is death, when earn'd by virtue! --

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  But the truth was that he....
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But the truth was that he died from solitude, the enemy known but to few on this Earth, and whom only the simplest of us are fit to withstand. The brilliant Costaguanaro of the boulevards had died from solitude and want of faith in himself and others.-- Joseph Conrad

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  Delay always breeds danger and to....
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Delay always breeds danger and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.-- Miguel de Cervantes

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  Man is condemned to be free;....
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Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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  Modesty is the only sure bait....
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Modesty is the only sure bait when you angle for praise.-- Lord Chesterfield

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  A man should never put on....
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A man should never put on his best trousers when he goes out to battle for freedom and truth.-- Henrik Ibsen

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  I don't believe that the public....
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I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career.-- Charlie Chaplin

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  As you teach, you learn.-- Jewish....
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As you teach, you learn.-- Jewish Proverb

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  The difference between a moral man....
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The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the latter regrets a discreditable act, even when it has worked and he has not been caught.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Progress, far from consisting in change,....
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Progress, far from consisting in change, depends on retentiveness. When change is absolute there remains no being to improve and no direction is set for possible improvement: and when experience is not retained, as among savages, infancy is perpetual. Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. In the first stage of life the mind is frivolous and easily distracted, it misses progress by failing in consecutiveness and persistence. This is the condition of children and barbarians, in which instinct has learned nothing from experience. -- George Santayana

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  The only people for me are....
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The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.-- Jack Kerouac

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  Growth demands a temporary surrender of....
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Growth demands a temporary surrender of security.-- Gail Sheehy

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  To use fear as the friend....
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To use fear as the friend it is, we must retrain and reprogram ourselves...We must persistently and convincingly tell ourselves that the fear is here--with its gift of energy and heightened awareness--so we can do our best and learn the most in the new situation.-- Peter McWilliams

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  Nothing can so alienate a voter....
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Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.-- Mark B. Cohen

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  A child of my own! Oh,....
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A child of my own! Oh, no, no, no! Let my flesh perish with me, and let me not transmit to anyone the boredom and ignominiousness of life.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  Time heals what reason cannot.-- Seneca....
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Time heals what reason cannot.-- Seneca

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  A scientific man ought to have....
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A scientific man ought to have no wishes, no affections, -- a mere heart of stone.-- Charles Darwin

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  And the work of righteousness shall....
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And the work of righteousness shall be peace; and the effect of righteousness quietness and assurance for ever.-- Bible

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  But penance need not be paid....
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But penance need not be paid in suffering...It can be paid in forward motion. Correcting the mistake is a positive move, a nurturing move.-- Barbara Hall

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  The longest part of the journey....
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The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate.-- Marcus Terentius Varro

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  Given a choice between two theories,....
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Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.-- Blore's Razor

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  A pity beyond all telling is....
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A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.-- William Butler Yeats

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  Don't part with your illusions. When....
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Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.-- Mark Twain

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  A sense of duty is useful....
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A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.-- Bertrand Russell

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  There is still a difference between....
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There is still a difference between something and nothing, but it is purely geometrical and there is nothing behind the geometry.-- Martin Gardner

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  He is indebted to his memory....
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He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts.-- Richard Brinsley Sheridan

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  What greater stupidity can be imagined....
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What greater stupidity can be imagined than that of calling jewels, silver, and gold 'precious,' and earth and soil 'base'? People who do this ought to remember that if there were as great a scarcity of soil as of jewels or precious metals, there would not be a prince who would not spend a bushel of diamonds and rubies and a cartload of gold just to have enough earth to plant a jasmine in a little pot, or to sow an orange seed and watch it sprout, grow, and produce its handsome leaves, its fragrant flowers, and fine fruit. It is scarcity and plenty that make the vulgar take things to be precious or worthless; they call a diamond very beautiful because it is like pure water, and then would not exchange one for ten barrels of water.-- Galileo Galilei

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The trouble in corporate America is that too many people with too much power live in a box (their home), then travel the same road every day to another box (their office).-- Faith Popcorn

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  Don't compromise yourself, you are all....
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Don't compromise yourself, you are all you've got.-- Janis Joplin

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  Nothing great in the world has....
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Nothing great in the world has been accomplished without passion.-- Georg Wilhelm

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  Where you start is not as....
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Where you start is not as important as where you finish.-- Zig Ziglar

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  I am prepared to meet anyone,....
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I am prepared to meet anyone, but whether anyone is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.-- Mark Twain

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  The charms of a passing woman....
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The charms of a passing woman are usually in direct relation to the speed of her passing.-- Marcel Proust

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  Is life worth living? Yes, so....
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Is life worth living? Yes, so long-- Alfred Austin

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  A man who has never made....
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A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.-- Christopher Morley

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  If you want to write you....
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If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without fear.-- Real Live Preacher

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  They are never alone that are....
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They are never alone that are accompanied with noble thoughts.-- Sir Philip Sidney

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  EXCESS, n. In morals, an indulgence....
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EXCESS, n. In morals, an indulgence that enforces by appropriate penalties the law of moderation.--


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  Husbands are like fires - they....
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Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.-- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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  Be thankful we're not getting all....
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -- Will Rogers

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  Life's not a paragraph And death....
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Life's not a paragraph And death i think is no parenthesis-- e e cummings

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  If you choose not to decide....
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If you choose not to decide -- you still have made a choice!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Rudeness is the weak man's imitation....
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Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary....
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Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are dead.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Some forms of reality are so....
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Some forms of reality are so horrible we refuse to face them, unless we are trapped into it by comedy. To label any subject unsuitable for comedy is to admit defeat.-- Peter Sellers

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  I disapprove of what you say,....
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I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.--

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  No computer network with pretty graphics....
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No computer network with pretty graphics can ever replace the salespeople that make our society work.-- Clifford Stoll

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  'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day....
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'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes.-- Sarah Orne Jewett

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  He who joyfully marches in rank....
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He who joyfully marches in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would suffice.-- Albert Einstein

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  Nothing is as certain as that....
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Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.-- Seneca

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  It is thrifty to prepare today....
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It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.-- Aesop

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  Any transition serious enough to alter....
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Any transition serious enough to alter your definition of self will require not just small adjustments in your way of living and thinking but a full-on metamorphosis.-- Martha Beck

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  A friend is a second self.--....
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A friend is a second self.-- Aristotle

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  His horror is wild, but it....
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His horror is wild, but it is a sane horror.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  We live in an age when....
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We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A verbal contract isn't worth the....
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A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and....
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PLATITUDE, n. The fundamental element and special glory of popular literature. A thought that snores in words that smoke. The wisdom of a million fools in the diction of a dullard. A fossil sentiment in artificial rock. A moral without the fable. All that is mortal of a departed truth. A demi-tasse of milk-and-mortality. The Pope's-nose of a featherless peacock. A jelly-fish withering on the shore of the sea of thought. The cackle surviving the egg. A desiccated epigram.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A society of sheep must in....
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A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. -- Bertrand de Jouvenal

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  Well, I would - if they....
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Well, I would - if they realized that we - again if - if we led them back to that stalemate only because that our retaliatory power, our seconds, or strike at them after our first strike, would be so destructive that they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off.-- Ronald Reagan

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  He that loveth a book will....
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He that loveth a book will never want a faithful friend, a wholesome counsellor, a cheerful companion, an effectual comforter.-- Dr. Isaac Barrow

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  Every experience in life, everything with....
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Every experience in life, everything with which we have come in contact in life, is a chisel which has been cutting away at our life statue, molding, modifying, shaping it. We are part of all we have met. Everything we have seen, heard, felt, or thought has had its hand in molding us, shaping us-- Orison Swett Marden

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  A box of crayons and a....
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A box of crayons and a big sheet of paper provides a more expressive medium for kids than computerized paint programs.-- Clifford Stoll

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  I have a theory that the....
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the 9 to 5 hours.-- Hunter S. Thompson

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  A fashion is nothing but an....
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A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  One man that has a mind....
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One man that has a mind and knows it can always beat ten men who haven't and don't.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  There is occasions and causes why....
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There is occasions and causes why and wherefore in all things.-- William Shakespeare

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  We pass the word around; we....
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We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different people, we read the poetry; we meditate over the literature; we play the music; we change our minds; we reach an understanding. Society evolves this way, not by shouting each other down, but by the unique capacity of unique, individual human beings to comprehend each other.-- Lewis Thomas

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  Peace for any prolonged period of....
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Peace for any prolonged period of time is impossible. Humans have a natural thirst for chaos and war is the most readily available form of chaos.-- Frank Herbert

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  I say in speeches that a....
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I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  The art of life is to....
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The art of life is to show your hand. There is no diplomacy like candor. You may lose by it now and then, but it will be a loss well gained if you do. Nothing is so boring as having to keep up a deception.-- E. V. Lucas

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  Don't let us make imaginary evils,....
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Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter.-- Oliver Goldsmith

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  Touch not; taste not; handle not.--....
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Touch not; taste not; handle not.-- Bible

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  Happiness is always a by-product. It....
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Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.-- Robertson Davies

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  There is no sadder sight than....
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There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist.-- Mark Twain

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  Anyone who limits her vision to....
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Anyone who limits her vision to memories of yesterday is already dead.-- Lily Langtry

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  To predict the behavior of ordinary....
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To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  You'd be surprised how much it....
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You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  COMMONWEALTH, n. An administrative entity operated....
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COMMONWEALTH, n. An administrative entity operated by an incalculable multitude of political parasites, logically active but fortuitously efficient.-- And frequent impalement their pleasure impair.

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  There are two ways of exerting....
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There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up.-- Booker T. Washington

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  The denunciation of the young is....
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The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
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[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

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  One pound of learning requires ten....
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One pound of learning requires ten pounds of common sense to apply it.-- Persian Proverb

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  Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm....
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Consequences, shmonsequences! So long as I'm rich!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you do the common things....
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When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention of the world.-- George Washington Carver

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  O would some power the giftie....
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O would some power the giftie gie us to see ourselves as others see us. -- Robert_Burns/"

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  If you scatter thorns, don't go....
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If you scatter thorns, don't go barefoot.-- Italian Proverb

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  The great use of life is....
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The great use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.-- William James

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  The statistics on sanity are that....
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The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  Whenever it is in any way....
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Whenever it is in any way possible, every boy and girl should choose as his life work some occupation which he should like to do anyhow, even if he did not need the money.-- William Lyon Phelps

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  There's a whole segment of the....
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There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy.-- Jeff Foxworthy

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