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  History, sir, will tell lies, as....
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History, sir, will tell lies, as usual.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Circumstances rule men and not men....
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Circumstances rule men and not men rule circumstances.-- Euripides

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  I hate war as only a....
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I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  We have too many high-sounding words,....
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We have too many high-sounding words, and too few actions that correspond with them.-- Abigail Adams

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  There is just one thing I....
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There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program: your dollar will go further.-- Wernher Von Braun

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  Success is to be measured not....
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Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed.-- Booker T. Washington

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  Every answer asks a more beautiful....
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Every answer asks a more beautiful question-- e e cummings

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  Politicians are the same all over.....
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Politicians are the same all over. they promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.-- Nikita Khrushchev

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  A process cannot be understood by....
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A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it.-- Frank Herbert

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  A diplomat is a man who....
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.-- Robert Frost

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  The mystery of life isn’t a....
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The mystery of life isn't a problem to solve, but a reality to experience.-- Frank Herbert

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  If the doors of perception were....
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If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, infinite.-- William Blake

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  When you are courting a nice....
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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.-- Albert Einstein

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  To be what we are, and....
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To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming, is the only end of life.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  How frequently are the honesty and....
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How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a smile or a shrug. How many good and generous actions have been sunk into oblivion by a distrustful look, or stamped with the imputation of bad motives, by a mysterious and seasonable whisper!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Innovation distinguishes between a leader and....
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Innovation distinguishes between a leader and a follower.-- Steve Jobs

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  There are, in every age, new....
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There are, in every age, new errors to be rectified and new prejudices to be opposed.-- Samuel Johnson

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  Who is better, they who promote....
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Who is better, they who promote truth over happiness, or happiness over truth?-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  ABILITY, n. The natural equipment to....
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ABILITY, n. The natural equipment to accomplish some small part of the meaner ambitions distinguishing able men from dead ones. In the last analysis ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity. Perhaps, however, this impressive quality is rightly appraised; it is no easy task to be solemn.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Every artist dips his brush in....
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Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  If you begin the day with....
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If you begin the day with love in your heart, peace in your nerves, and truth in your mind, you not only benefit by their presence but also bring them to others, to your family and friends, and to all those whose destiny draws across your path that day.-- Unknown

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  ...and the possibility of developing paranoia,....
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...and the possibility of developing paranoia, slight memory loss and laziness. But, it says, "the lethal dose of cannabis is a 2-kilo block dropped on your head from the 25th floor of a high-rise building. In other words - cannabis can't kill you, it is not a poison like alcohol, and not addictive like cigarettes.-- unknown

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  We're a sentimental people. We like....
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We're a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of dollars given in a humiliating way.-- Gamal Abdel Nasser

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  Tell me, and I'll forget.-- ....
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Tell me, and I'll forget.--

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  When a thing is done, it's....
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When a thing is done, it's done. Don't look back. Look forward to your next objective.-- George C. Marshall

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  For all that has been, thanks.....
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For all that has been, thanks. For all that will be, yes.-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  The average man does not know....
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The average man does not know what to do with his life, yet wants another one which will last forever.-- Anatole France

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  For flavor, instant sex will never....
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For flavor, instant sex will never supercede the stuff you have to peel and cook.-- Quentin Crisp

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  America believes in education: the average....
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America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.-- Evan Esar

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  I don't like to sit around....
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I don't like to sit around and judge others as I don't like to be judged myself.-- Britney Spears

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  For there is no question but....
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For there is no question but a just fear of an imminent danger, though there be no blow given, is a lawful cause of war.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  My computer beat me at checkers,....
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My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.-- Emo Phillips

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  Freedom of the press is limited....
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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.-- A. J. Liebling

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  An old doting fool, with one....
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.-- Plutarch

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  Be honorable yourself if you wish....
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Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.-- Welsh Proverb

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  The only thing that lasts longer....
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The only thing that lasts longer than a friend's love is the stupidity that keeps us from knowing any better.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  My library -- William_Shakespeare/" ....
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My library -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  The provision of the Constitution giving....
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The provision of the Constitution giving the war-making power to Congress was dictated, as I understand it, by the following reasons. Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object. This, our Convention understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions; and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.--....
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Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.-- Paul Theroux

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  Just because something doesn't do what....
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Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.-- Thomas A. Edison

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  Fashions are the only induced epidemics,....
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Fashions are the only induced epidemics, proving that epidemics can be induced by tradesmen.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  If you reveal your secrets to....
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If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees.-- Kahlil Gibran

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  I have a theory that the....
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I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours.-- Hunter S. Thompson

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  DEPUTY, n. A male relative of....
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DEPUTY, n. A male relative of an office-holder, or of his bondsman. The deputy is commonly a beautiful young man, with a red necktie and an intricate system of cobwebs extending from his nose to his desk. When accidentally struck by the janitor's broom, he gives off a cloud of dust.-- By some mysterious, calm spell --

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  I don't want to achieve immortality....
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it through not dying.-- Woody Allen

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  Ye cannot serve God and Mammon.--....
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Ye cannot serve God and Mammon.-- Bible

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  Self-respect is the cornerstone of all....
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Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.-- John Herschel

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  The glory of friendship is not....
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The glory of friendship is not the outstreched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust him.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  It is not true that equality....
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It is not true that equality is a law of nature. Nature has no equality. Its sovereign law is subordination and dependence.-- Marquis de Vauvenargues

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  ...and that this country shall have....
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...and that this country shall have a new birth of freedom, and that this government, of the people, for the people, by the people, shall not perish from the Earth.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes....
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TARIFF, n. A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer.-- I'm ruined, and my humble trade

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  I have been young, and now....
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I have been young, and now am old; yet have I not seen the righteous forsaken, nor his seed begging bread.-- Bible

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  Though it sounds absurd, it is....
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Though it sounds absurd, it is true to say I felt younger at sixty than I felt at twenty.-- Ellen Glasgow

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  Saving love doesn't bring any interest.--....
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Saving love doesn't bring any interest.-- Mae West

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  You may say I'm a dreamer,....
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You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us and the world will live as one.-- John Lennon

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  I don't believe that life is....
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I don't believe that life is supposed to make you feel good, or make you feel miserable either. Life is just supposed to make you feel.-- Gloria Naylor

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  I think I should have no....
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I think I should have no other mortal wants, if I could always have plenty of music. It seems to infuse strength into my limbs and ideas into my brain. Life seems to go on without effort, when I am filled with music.-- George Eliot

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  A nation's treasure is in its....
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A nation's treasure is in its scholars.-- Chinese Proverb

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  The difference between a violin and....
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.-- Victor Borge

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  Tug on anything at all and....
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Tug on anything at all and you'll find it connected to everything else in the universe.-- John Muir

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  The words that enlighten the soul....
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The words that enlighten the soul are more precious than jewels.-- Hazrat Inayat Khan

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  Thomas Jefferson still lives.-- John Adams....
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Thomas Jefferson still lives.-- John Adams

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  There are many fine ideals which....
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There are many fine ideals which are not realisable, and yet we do not refrain from teaching them.-- Peretz Smolenskin

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  A man who has never gone....
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A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  To see a world in a....
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  Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy....
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Oh, treacherous night! thou lendest thy ready veil to every treason, and teeming mischief's beneath thy shade.-- Aaron Hill

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  Nature does not proceed by leaps.--....
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Nature does not proceed by leaps.-- Linnaeus

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  Good advice is something a man....
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Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  Why do writers write? Because it....
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Why do writers write? Because it isn't there.-- Thomas Berger

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  But the body is deeper than....
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But the body is deeper than the soul and its secrets inscrutable.-- E. M. Forster

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  I will not eat oysters. I....
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded: dead.-- Woody Allen

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  Marriage: putting one's hand into a....
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Marriage: putting one's hand into a bag of snakes on the chance of drawing out an eel.-- Leonardo da Vinci

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  I would visualize things coming to....
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I would visualize things coming to me. It would just make me feel better. Visualization works if you work hard. That's the thing. You can't just visualize and go eat a sandwich.-- Jim Carrey

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  Promises that you make to yourself....
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Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree - they bear no fruit.-- Francis Marion

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  My mother had a great deal....
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My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.-- Mark Twain

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  A person who trusts no one....
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A person who trusts no one can't be trusted.-- Jerome Blattner

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  Except our own thoughts, there is....
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Except our own thoughts, there is nothing absolutely in our power.-- Rene Descartes

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  Kindness is the language which the....
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Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.-- Mark Twain

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  Only he is free who cultivates....
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Only he is free who cultivates his own thoughts, and strives without fear to do justice to them.-- Berthold Auerbach

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  All things must change to something....
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All things must change to something new, to something strange.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  If all the year were playing....
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If all the year were playing holidays, -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  We think very little of time....
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We think very little of time present; we anticipate the future, as being too slow, and with a view to hasten it onward, we recall the past to stay it as too swiftly gone. We are so thoughtless, that we thus wander through the hours which are not here, regardless only of the moment that is actually our own.-- Blaise Pascal

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  Accept the pain, cherish the joys,....
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Accept the pain, cherish the joys, resolve the regrets; then can come the best of benedictions - 'If I had my life to live over, I'd do it all the same.'-- Joan McIntosh

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  Conversation is an art in which....
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for competitors.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  We don't know what we want,....
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We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it.-- Will Rogers

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  A fool and water will go....
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A fool and water will go the way they are diverted.-- African Proverb

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  I'll probably never have children because....
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I'll probably never have children because I don't believe in touching people for any reason.-- Paula Poundstone

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  I don't know what your destiny....
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I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  Force has no place where there....
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Force has no place where there is need of skill.-- Herodotus

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  If a free society cannot help....
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If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.-- John F. Kennedy

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  One of the first duties of....
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One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine.-- Sir William Osler

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  The architect should strive continually to....
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The architect should strive continually to simplify; the ensemble of the rooms should then be carefully considered that comfort and utility may go hand in hand with beauty.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

This is an interesting site I found about an independent councilor trying to get votes in North Cornwall (Newquay) - it highlights the corruption you find in the Kernow region of England: VOTE for Kieron Delamare
 
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  Sin is the only real colour....
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Sin is the only real colour element left in modern life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Boredom is a sign of satisfied....
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Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble powers of attention, and irreclaimable weakness of character.-- James Bridie

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  Anywhere is walking distance, if you've....
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Anywhere is walking distance, if you've got the time.-- Steven Wright

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  If little else, the brain is....
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If little else, the brain is an educational toy.-- Tom Robbins

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  If a million people say a....
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If a million people say a foolish thing, is it still a foolish thing.-- Anatole France

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  Of course there is no formula....
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Of course there is no formula for success except perhaps an unconditional acceptance of life and what it brings.-- Arthur Rubinstein

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  This is the bitterest pain among....
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This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.-- Herodotus

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  There is no slavery but ignorance.--....
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There is no slavery but ignorance.-- Robert Ingersoll

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  Pure by impure is not seen.--....
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Pure by impure is not seen.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  She did not talk to people....
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She did not talk to people as if they were strange hard shells she had to crack open to get inside. She talked as if she were already in the shell. In their very shell.-- Marita Bonner

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  Bore, n. A person who talks....
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Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Don't be afraid to take a....
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Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.-- David Lloyd George

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  A true friend is the greatest....
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet
 
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  We owe to the Middle Ages....
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We owe to the Middle Ages the two worst inventions of humanity - gunpowder and romantic love.-- Andre Maurois

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  Don't think of retiring from the....
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Don't think of retiring from the world until the world will be sorry that you retire. I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drives into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Let him come out as I do, and bark.-- Samuel Johnson

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  There is nothing like a good....
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There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife.-- Clare Booth Luce

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  You can always tell you're in....
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You can always tell you're in trouble when the good option involves a prosthetic leg.-- Hugh Elliott

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  There's a thin line between Saturday....
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There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning.-- Jimmy Buffett

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  RICH, adj. Holding in trust and....
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RICH, adj. Holding in trust and subject to an accounting the property of the indolent, the incompetent, the unthrifty, the envious and the luckless. That is the view that prevails in the underworld, where the Brotherhood of Man finds its most logical development and candid advocacy. To denizens of the midworld the word means good and wise.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People who get nostalgic about childhood....
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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.-- Bill Watterson

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  Sharks are as tough as those....
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.-- Dave Barry

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  Spring is when you feel like....
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.-- Doug Larson

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  Come away,O human child!-- ....
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Come away,O human child!--

George Dubya Bush - stoopidest man alive - read some of his bushisms here and judge for yourself
 
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  If winter comes, can spring be....
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If winter comes, can spring be far behind? -- Percy Bysshe Shelley

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  Political language. . . is designed....
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Political language. . . is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.-- George Orwell

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  MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a....
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MAGNETISM, n. Something acting upon a magnet. The two definitions immediately foregoing are condensed from the works of one thousand eminent scientists, who have illuminated the subject with a great white light, to the inexpressible advancement of human knowledge.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Ask yourself whether you are happy....
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Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.-- John Stuart Mill

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  What the great ones do, the....
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What the great ones do, the less will prattle of-- William Shakespeare

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  Healing is a matter of time,....
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Healing is a matter of time, but it is sometimes also a matter of opportunity.-- Hippocrates

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  Failure is not the only punishment....
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Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.-- Jules Renard

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  Children might or might not be....
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then fail them was surely damnation.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  They are in you and me;....
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They are in you and me; they created us, body and mind; and their preservation is the ultimate rationale for our existence. They have come a long way, those replicators. Now they go by the name of genes, and we are their survival machines.-- Richard Dawkins

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  The weaker the man in authority.......
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The weaker the man in authority... the stronger his insistence that all his privileges be acknowledged.-- Austin O'Malley

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  If you want to be happy....
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If you want to be happy for a year, plant a garden; -- English_proverb/"

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  There is always some madness in....
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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  A taste for irony has kept....
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.-- Jessamyn West

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  I have yet to see any....
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I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.-- Poul Anderson

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  It is the theory that decides....
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It is the theory that decides what we can observe.-- Albert Einstein

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  A painting in a museum hears....
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A painting in a museum hears more ridiculous opinions than anything else in the world.-- Edmond de Goncourt

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  Many go fishing without knowing it....
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Many go fishing without knowing it is fish they are after.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The only good is knowledge and....
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The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance.-- Socrates

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  It's amazing how pervasive food is.....
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It's amazing how pervasive food is. Every second commercial is for food. Every second TV episode takes place around a meal. In the city, you can't go ten feet without seeing or smelling a restaurant. There are 20 foot high hamburgers up on billboards. I am acutely aware of food, and its omnipresence is astounding.-- Adam Scott

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  A jury consists of twelve persons....
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A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.-- Robert Frost

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  The best way to realize the....
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The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in a smaller house than your means would entitle you to have.-- Edward Clarke

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  Music, verily, is the mediator between....
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Music, verily, is the mediator between intellectual and sensuous life... the one incorporeal entrance into the higher world of knowledge which comprehends mankind but which mankind cannot comprehend.-- Ludwig van Beethoven

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  To love at all is to....
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To love at all is to be vulnerable.-- C. S. Lewis

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  The very essence of love is....
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The very essence of love is uncertainty.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Phonograph, n. An irritating toy that....
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Phonograph, n. An irritating toy that restores life to dead noises.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I have been truthful all along....
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I have been truthful all along the way. The truth is more interesting, and if you tell the truth you never have to cover your tracks.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Listen, can you hear it? Spring's....
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Listen, can you hear it? Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency....
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Cowardice asks: Is it safe? Expediency asks: Is it politic? But Conscience asks: Is it right?-- William Punshon

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  I'm sick of not having the....
Intelligent comment this one -

I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.-- J. D. Salinger

There are plenty of blogs out there written by miserable old gits, but this is by far the most interesting and well written one - also it has an amusing title Fup Off Planet
 
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  It's a job that's never started....
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It's a job that's never started that takes the longest to finish.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  Why was I born with such....
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Why was I born with such contemporaries?-- Oscar Wilde

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  Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools....
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Fortune can, for her pleasure, fools advance, -- Juvenal/"

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  I know that you believe that....
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I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.-- Robert McCloskey

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  Some mornings it just doesn't seem....
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Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.-- Emo Phillips

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  Leave her to heaven -- ....
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Leave her to heaven --

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  Better fare hard with good men....
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Better fare hard with good men than feast it with bad.-- Thomas Paine

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  The movies are the only business....
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The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.-- Will Rogers

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  The tongue like a sharp knife.......
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The tongue like a sharp knife... Kills without drawing blood.-- Buddha

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  When a man tells you that....
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When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'-- Don Marquis

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  A person usually has two reasons....
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A person usually has two reasons for doing something: a good reason and the real reason.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  He who is of calm and....
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.-- Plato

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  The ocean is a body of....
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The ocean is a body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man - who has no gills.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I was working on the proof....
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I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Of course, our failures are a....
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Of course, our failures are a consequence of many factors, but possibly one of the most important is the fact that society operates on the theory that specialization is the key to success, not realizing that specialization precludes comprehensive thinking.-- R. Buckminster Fuller

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  A coward turns away, but a....
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A coward turns away, but a brave man's choice is danger.-- Euripides

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  When the judgement's weak,-- Kane_O%27Hara/" ....
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When the judgement's weak,-- Kane_O%27Hara/"

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  For prayer is nothing else than....
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For prayer is nothing else than being on terms of friendship with God.-- Saint Teresa of Avila

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  Therefore search and see if there....
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Therefore search and see if there is not some place where you may invest your humanity.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  The test of our progress is....
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The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Pardon one offense, and you encourage....
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Pardon one offense, and you encourage the commission of many.-- Publilius Syrus

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  It isn't what they say about....
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It isn't what they say about you, it's what they whisper.-- Errol Flynn

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  People get trapped into thinking about....
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People get trapped into thinking about just one way of doing things.-- Erik Weihenmayer

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  Experience is that marvelous thing that....
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones

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  Dreams are postcards from our subconscious,....
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Dreams are postcards from our subconscious, inner self to outer self, right brain trying to cross that moat to the left. Too often they come back unread: "return to sender, addressee unknown." That's a shame because it's a whole other world out there--or in here depending on your point of view.-- Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde

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  I don't exercise. If God had....
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I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.-- Joan Rivers

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  Two paradoxes are better than one;....
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Two paradoxes are better than one; they may even suggest a solution.-- Edward Teller

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  I don't understand the sizes anymore.....
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I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  Life in abundance comes only through....
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Life in abundance comes only through great love.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  Three o'clock is always too late....
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Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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  I tore myself away from the....
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I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.-- Simone de Beauvoir

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  Hateful to me as the gates....
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another.-- Homer

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  I don't think of all the....
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I don't think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains.-- Anne Frank

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  If I had to select one....
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If I had to select one quality, one personal characteristic that I regard as being most highly correlated with success, whatever the field, I would pick the trait of persistence. Determination. The will to endure to the end, to get knocked down seventy times and get up off the floor saying, "Here comes number seventy-one!"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  May the gods grant you all....
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they give you a husband and a home and gracious concord, for there is nothing greater and better than this -when a husband and wife keep a household in oneness of mind, a great woe to their enemies and joy to their friends, and win high renown.-- Homer

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  Take Nothing but Pictures.-- ....
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Take Nothing but Pictures.--

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  Keeping your clothes well pressed will....
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Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.-- Coleman Cox

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  One must still have chaos in....
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One must still have chaos in oneself to give birth to a dancing star. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  The future belongs to those who....
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  I'm tired of people calling me....
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I'm tired of people calling me a devil worshipper. It's kind of pointless you know. Because if the Devil did exist, he'd be worshipping me, because I'm more successful than he is.-- Marilyn Manson

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  The probability that we may fail....
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The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  True humor springs not more from....
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laugther, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  There is no excellent beauty that....
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  There is no shame in not....
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There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out.-- Russian proverb

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  The constitution does not provide for....
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The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens.-- Wendell Willkie

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  A grand passion is the privelege....
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A grand passion is the privelege of people who have nothing to do.-- Oscar Wilde

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  [End of diatribe. We now return....
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[End of diatribe. We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming...]-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Art is a deliberate recreation of....
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Art is a deliberate recreation of a new and special reality that grows from your response to life. It cannot be copied; it must be created.-- Anonymous

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  A book is like a garden....
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A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.-- Chinese Proverb

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  Miserable comforters are ye all.-- Bible....
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Miserable comforters are ye all.-- Bible

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  Even a dog knows the difference....
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Even a dog knows the difference between being kicked and being stumbled over.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  There are two kinds of people....
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There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't.-- Robert Benchley

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  Jesus died too soon. If he....
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Jesus died too soon. If he had lived to my age he would have repudiated his doctrine.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Art is I; science is we.--....
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Art is I; science is we.-- Claude Bernard

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  You cannot have a proud and....
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You cannot have a proud and chivalrous spirit if your conduct is mean and paltry; for whatever a man's actions are, such must be his spirit.-- Demosthenes

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  When did I realize I was....
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When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying one night and realized I was talking to myself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am a galley slave to....
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I am a galley slave to pen and ink.-- Honore de Balzac

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  Praise from the common people is....
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Praise from the common people is generally false, and rather follows the vain than the virtuous.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  The only nice thing about being....
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The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.-- Doug Larson

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  Sex is part of nature, I....
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Sex is part of nature, I go with nature.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Whatever their other contributions to our....
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Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  With love and patience, nothing is....
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With love and patience, nothing is impossible.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Whatever their future, at the dawn....
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Whatever their future, at the dawn of their lives, men seek a noble vision of man's nature and of life's potential-- Ayn Rand

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  In essence, science is a perpetual....
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In essence, science is a perpetual search for an intelligent and integrated comprehension of the world we live in.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Tis foolish to fear what you....
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Tis foolish to fear what you cannot avoid.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Here’s my theory about meetings and....
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Here's my theory about meetings and life; the three things you can't fake are erections, competence and creativity. That's why meetings become toxic they put uncreative people in a situation in which they have to be something they can never be. And the more effort they put into concealing their inabilities, the more toxic the meeting becomes. One of the most common creativity-faking tactics is when someone puts their hands in prayer position and conceals their mouth while they nod at you and say, 'Mmmmmm. Interesting.' If pressed, they'll add, 'I'll have to get back to you on that.' Then they don't say anything else.-- Douglas Coupland

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  Anger is the feeling that makes....
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Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.-- Evan Esar

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  Have the courage to be ignorant....
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Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.-- Sydney Smith

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  In the business world, the rearview....
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In the business world, the rearview mirror is always clearer than the windshield.-- Warren Buffett

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  Telling the future by looking at....
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Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  California is like an artificial limb....
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California is like an artificial limb the rest of the country doesn't really need. You can quote me on that.-- Saul Bellow

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  When you are loved, you can....
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When you are loved, you can do anything in creation. When you are loved, there's no need at all to understand what's happening, because everything happens within you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Hollywood is a place where people....
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Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.-- Fred Allen

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  Keep your eyes on the stars,....
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Keep your eyes on the stars, and your feet on the ground.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  Thoughts give birth to a creative....
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Thoughts give birth to a creative force that is neither elemental nor sidereal. Thoughts create a new heaven, a new firmament, a new source of energy, from which new arts flow. When a man undertakes to create something, he establishes a new heaven, as it were and from it the work that he desires to create flows into him. For such is the immensity of man that he is greater than heaven and earth.-- Philipus Aureolus Paracelsus

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  Mankind's worst enemy is fear of....
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Mankind's worst enemy is fear of work.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Politeness is half good manners and....
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Politeness is half good manners and half good lying.-- Mary Wilson Little

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  The real voyage of discovery consists....
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The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new landscapes, but in having new eyes.-- Marcel Proust

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  Live as brave men; and if....
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Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts.-- Cicero

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  You don't need to outdo the....
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You don't need to outdo the competition. It's expensive and defensive. Underdo your competition. We need more simplicity and clarity.-- Jason Fried

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  I want all my senses engaged.....
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I want all my senses engaged. Let me absorb the world's variety and uniqueness.-- Maya Angelou

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  The real questions are the ones....
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The real questions are the ones that obtrude upon your consciousness whether you like it or not, the ones that make your mind start vibrating like a jackhammer, the ones that you "come to terms with" only to discover that they are still there. The real questions refuse to be placated. They barge into your life at the times when it seems most important for them to stay away. They are the questions asked most frequently and answered most inadequately, the ones that reveal their true natures slowly, reluctantly, most often against your will.-- Ingrid Bengis

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  Do you realize if it weren't....
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Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight?-- Al Boliska

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  [It's] time for the human race....
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[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system.-- Dan Quayle

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  Maybe that's all that family really....
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Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Gentlemen prefer bonds. -- Andrew Mellon....
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Gentlemen prefer bonds. -- Andrew Mellon

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  You despise books; you whose lives....
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You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.-- Voltaire

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  If I have any beliefs about....
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.-- James Thurber

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  Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation....
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Repentance may begin instantly, but reformation often requires a sphere of years.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  A lot of women are getting....
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A lot of women are getting alimony who don't earn it.-- Don Herold

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  Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor....
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Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.-- Seneca

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  He conquers who endures.-- Persius ....
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He conquers who endures.-- Persius

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  For too long, many nations, including....
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For too long, many nations, including my own, tolerated, even excused, oppression in the Middle East in the name of stability. Oppression became common, but stability never arrived. We must take a different approach. We must help the reformers of the Middle East as they work for freedom, and strive to build a community of peaceful, democratic nations.-- George W. Bush

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  It is well enough that the....
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It is well enough that the people of this nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning.-- Henry Ford

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  In order to write about life,....
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In order to write about life, first you must live it!-- Ernest Hemingway

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  There is nothing wrong with America....
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There is nothing wrong with America that the faith, love of freedom, intelligence and energy of her citizens cannot cure.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  If one advances confidently in the....
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If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavors to live the life which one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  #3533. The law disregards trifles.-- Unknown....
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#3533. The law disregards trifles.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Which is worse: Hell or nothing?--....
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Which is worse: Hell or nothing?-- Chuck Palahniuk

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  Never argue with a fool. Listeners....
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Never argue with a fool. Listeners can't tell which is which.-- Unknown

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  Man is to himself the most....
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Man is to himself the most wonderful object in nature; for he cannot conceive what the body is, still less what the mind is, and least of all how a body should be united to a mind. This is the consummation of his difficulties, and yet it is his very being.-- Blaise Pascal

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  The significance of man is that....
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The significance of man is that he is insignificant and is aware of it.-- Carl Becker

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  I know for sure that what....
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I know for sure that what we dwell on is who we become.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Engineering is the art or science....
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Engineering is the art or science of making practical.-- Samuel C. Florman

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  The only interesting answers are those....
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The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions.-- Susan Sontag

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  When life hands you a lemon,....
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When life hands you a lemon, say 'Yeah, I like lemons. What else ya got?'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  So divinely is the world organized....
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So divinely is the world organized that every one of us, in our place and time, is in balance with everything else.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  All cats are gray in the....
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All cats are gray in the dark.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Every time we say, "Let there....
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Every time we say, "Let there be!" in any form, something happens.-- Stella Terrill Mann

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  My ideal relaxation is working on....
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My ideal relaxation is working on upholstry. I spend hours in junk shops buying furniture. I do all the upholstery work myself, and it's like therapy.-- Pamela Anderson

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  Better were it to be unborn....
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Better were it to be unborn than to be ill bred.-- Sir Walter Raleigh

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  Keep five yards from a carriage,....
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Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.-- Indian Proverb

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  Nothing is so good as it....
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Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.-- George Eliot

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  Yo soy un anima infeliz,Perdida en....
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Yo soy un anima infeliz,Perdida en este mundo atormendo.-- James A Michener

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  The fathers have eaten sour grapes,....
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The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.-- Bible

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  Above all things, reverence yourself.-- Pythagoras....
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Above all things, reverence yourself.-- Pythagoras

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  I don't mind a little praise....
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I don't mind a little praise - as long as it's fulsome.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  ...my dear boy, no woman is....
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...my dear boy, no woman is a genius. They are a decorative sex. They never have anything to say, but they say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Determine never to be idle...It is....
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Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  I shall be an autocrat, that's....
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I shall be an autocrat, that's my trade; and that good Lord will forgive me, that's his.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For whoever keeps the whole law....
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For whoever keeps the whole law but fails in one point has become guilty of all of it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  False face must hide what the....
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False face must hide what the false heart doth know.-- William Shakespeare

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  How much more grievous are the....
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How much more grievous are the consequences of anger than the causes of it.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  The past with its pleasures, its....
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The past with its pleasures, its rewards, its foolishness, it punishments, is there for each of us forever, and it should be.-- Lillian Hellman

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  We burn daylight.-- William Shakespeare ....
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We burn daylight.-- William Shakespeare

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  The greatest friend of Truth is....
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The greatest friend of Truth is time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion Humility.-- Charles Caleb Colton

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  In Germany, they came first for....
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In Germany, they came first for the communists, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a communist. Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew. Then they came for the trade unionists but I didn't speak up because I was not a trade unionist. Then they came for the Catholics, and I didn't speak up because I was a Protestant. Then they came for me, and by that time nobody was left to speak up.-- Martin Niemoeller

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  The reward of a thing well....
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The reward of a thing well done is to have done it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  When a man is wrapped up....
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When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package.-- John Ruskin

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  If Columbus had an advisory committee....
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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock. -- Arthur Goldberg

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  One should respect public opinion insofar....
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One should respect public opinion insofar as is necessary to avoid starvation and keep out of prison, but anything that goes beyond this is voluntary submission to an unnecessary tyranny.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Learning builds daily accumulation, but the....
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Learning builds daily accumulation, but the prictice of Tao builds daily simplification. Simplify and simplify, until all contamination from relative, contridictory thinking is eliminated. Then one does nothing, yet nothing is left undone. One who wins the world does so by not meddling with it. One who meddles with the world loses it.-- Lao-Tzu

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  Happiness lies, first of all, in....
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Happiness lies, first of all, in health.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's the possibility that when you're....
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It's the possibility that when you're dead you might still go on hurting that bothers me.-- Keri Hulme

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  Mercy and truth are met together:....
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Mercy and truth are met together: righteousness and peace have kissed each other.-- Bible

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  I never did give anybody hell.....
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.-- Harry S Truman

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  Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.--....
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Metaphors are the weapons of cowards.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We... anticipate what's to come, then....
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We... anticipate what's to come, then ignore what's actually here.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Conceal a flaw, and the world....
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Conceal a flaw, and the world will imagine the worst.-- Marcus Valerius Martialis

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  We must always change, renew, rejuvenate....
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We must always change, renew, rejuvenate ourselves; otherwise we harden.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  Diplomacy: lying in state.-- Oliver Hereford....
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Diplomacy: lying in state.-- Oliver Hereford

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  If you try to make something....
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If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed.-- Hugh Macleod

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  QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how....
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QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one person is contained in the pocket of another -- usually about as many times as it can be got there.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have....
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.-- Andy Rooney

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  Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an....
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Humor comes from self-confidence. There's an aggressive element to wit.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  There is no abstract art. You....
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There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.-- Pablo Picasso

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  Whoever gossips to you will gossip....
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Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.-- Spanish Proverb

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  The moment we want to believe....
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The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Our doubts are traitors, -- ....
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  It is simplicity that makes the....
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It is simplicity that makes the uneducated more effective than the educated when addressing popular audiences.-- Aristotle

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  Television has brought murder back into....
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Television has brought murder back into the home-- where it belongs.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  A friend is one before whom....
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A friend is one before whom I may think aloud. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  If knowledge can create problems, it....
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If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve them. -- Isaac Asimov

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  Big Brother is watching you.-- George....
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Big Brother is watching you.-- George Orwell

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  All is vanity and vexation of....
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All is vanity and vexation of spirit.-- Bible

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  Who is more busy than he....
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Who is more busy than he who hath least to do?-- John Clarke

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  Seeds of faith are always within....
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Seeds of faith are always within us; sometimes it takes a crisis to nourish and encourage their growth.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia....
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An nescis mi fili, quantilla prudentia regitur orbis?-- Count Oxenstierna

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