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  The reason why so few good....
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The reason why so few good books are written is that so few people who can write know anything.-- Walter Bagehot

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  Humans are driven by a perpetual....
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Humans are driven by a perpetual and restless desire of power.-- Thomas Hobbes

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  To know all is not to....
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To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.-- Quentin Crisp

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  The man that hath no music....
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The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not moved with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems, and spoils; The motions of his spirit are dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus. Let no such man be trusted.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only thing that comes to....
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The only thing that comes to a sleeping man are dreams.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A good word is an easy....
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A good word is an easy obligation; but not to speak ill, requires only our silence, which costs nothing.-- John Tillotson

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  An economist is an expert who....
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An economist is an expert who will know tommorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Blues is easy to play, but....
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Blues is easy to play, but hard to feel.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Why can't peace be a single....
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Why can't peace be a single overriding common purpose: why do we wait for a crisis to pull us together? Let's pull together for peace.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  If a cluttered desk is the....
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If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Her grandmother, as she gets older,....
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Her grandmother, as she gets older, is not fading but rather becoming more concentrated.-- Paulette Bates Alden

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  The more wild and incredible your....
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The more wild and incredible your desire, the more willing and prompt God is in fulfilling it, if you will have it so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  At least two-thirds of our miseries....
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At least two-thirds of our miseries spring from human stupidity, human malice and those great motivators and justifiers of malice and stupidity: idealism, dogmatism and proselytizing zeal on behalf of religous or political ideas.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Having once decided to achieve a....
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Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.-- Arnold Bennett

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  Why, you may take the most....
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Why, you may take the most gallant sailor, the most intrepid airman or the most audacious soldier, put them at a table together- what do you get? The sum of all fears.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The trouble with weather forecasting is....
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The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong too often for us to rely on it.-- Patrick Young

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  When you cannot get a compliment....
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When you cannot get a compliment any other way pay yourself one.-- Mark Twain

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  The only thing one never regrets....
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The only thing one never regrets are one's mistakes.-- Oscar Wilde

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  If the belief [in Christianity] did....
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If the belief [in Christianity] did not make us happy, it would not be believed: how little it must then be worth!-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  BASTINADO, n. The act of walking....
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BASTINADO, n. The act of walking on wood without exertion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Books...are like lobster shells, we surround....
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Books...are like lobster shells, we surround ourselves with 'em, then we grow out of 'em and leave 'em behind, as evidence of our earlier stages of development.-- Dorothy L. Sayers

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  Hatred does not cease by hatred,....
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Hatred does not cease by hatred, but only by love; this is the eternal rule.-- Buddha

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  If you want to succeed,you should....
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If you want to succeed,you should strike out on new paths rather than travel the worn paths of accepted success.-- John D. Rockefeller

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  Know the right moment.-- Pittacus ....
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Know the right moment.-- Pittacus

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  No distance of place or lapse....
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No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other's worth.-- Robert Southey

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  You only have power over people....
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You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power - he's free again.-- Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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  Good manners will open doors that....
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Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. -- Clarence Thomas

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  Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps....
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Perhaps God is not dead; perhaps God is himself mad.-- R. D. Laing

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  George Bush doesn't care about black....
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George Bush doesn't care about black people.-- Kanye West

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  Men seek but one thing in....
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Men seek but one thing in life - their pleasure.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Science has sometimes been said to....
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Science has sometimes been said to be opposed to faith, and inconsistent with it. But all science, in fact, rests on a basis of faith, for it assumes the permanence and uniformity of natural laws - a thing which can never be demonstrated-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A man in all the world's....
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A man in all the world's new fashion planted, -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Canadians are cold so much of....
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Canadians are cold so much of the time that many of them leave instructions to be cremated.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The old ways are dead. And....
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The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur.-- Hugh_Macleod/"

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  Nurture your mind with great thoughts....
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Nurture your mind with great thoughts for you will never go any higher than what you think.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Our incomes are like our shoes;....
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Our incomes are like our shoes; if too small, they gall and pinch us; but if too large, they cause us to stumble and to trip.-- John Locke

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  However far the stream flows, it....
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However far the stream flows, it never forgets its source.-- Nigerian Proverb

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  An undefined problem has an infinite....
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An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.-- Robert A. Humphrey

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  He that will not apply new....
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He that will not apply new remedies must expect new evils; for time is the greatest innovator.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  People will forget what you did,....
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People will forget what you did, people will forget what you said, but they won't forget the way you made them feel.-- Anonymous

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  If you want to make a....
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If you want to make a song more hummy, add a few tiddely poms.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the....
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The Pilgrim Fathers landed on the shores of America and fell upon their knees. Then they fell upon the aborigines.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The truth may be out there,....
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The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.-- Terry Pratchett

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  An investment in knowledge still yields....
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An investment in knowledge still yields the best returns.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  It is more tolerable to be....
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It is more tolerable to be refused than deceived.-- Publilius Syrus

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  In all things preserve integrity; and....
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In all things preserve integrity; and the consciousness of thine own uprightness will alleviate the toil of business, soften the hardness of ill-success and disappointments, and give thee an humble confidence before God, when the ingratitude of man, or the iniquity of the times may rob thee of other rewards.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Many a man who falls in....
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Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.-- Evan Esar

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  Animals are such agreeable friends -....
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Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.-- George Eliot

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  I am an agnostic; I do....
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I am an agnostic; I do not pretend to know what many ignorant men are sure of.-- Clarence Darrow

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  Propaganda makes up our minds for....
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Propaganda makes up our minds for us, but in such a way that it leaves us the sense of pride and satisfaction of men who have made up their own minds. And in the last analysis, propaganda achieves this effect because we want it to. This is one of the few real pleasures left to modern man: this illusion that he is thinking for himself when, in fact, someone else is doing his thinking for him.-- Thomas Merton

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  It is one of the worst....
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It is one of the worst of errors to suppose that there is any path for safety except that of duty.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I now begin the journey that....
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I now begin the journey that will lead me into the sunset of my life. I know that for America there will always be a bright dawn ahead.-- Ronald Reagan

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  Jury: a group of twelve men....
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Jury: a group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.-- H. L. Mencken

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  The way I look at it,....
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The way I look at it, it's not enough to be talented; you have to reach deep down within yourself and make that extra effort that will put you over the top.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men have a much better time....
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing they die earlier.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Acting is not being emotional, but....
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Acting is not being emotional, but being able to express emotion.-- Kate Reid

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  Never compare your inside with somebody....
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Never compare your inside with somebody else's outside.-- Hugh Macleod

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  I believe that its most important....
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I believe that its most important function is in the formation of attachment. If we did not suffer enough loss to fear it, we could not love intensely.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never trust a man who speaks....
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Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.-- John Collins

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  An ounce of loyalty is worth....
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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  The only limits are those of....
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The only limits are those of vision.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To a quick question, give a....
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To a quick question, give a slow answer.-- Italian Proverb

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  Put even the plainest woman into....
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Put even the plainest woman into a beautiful dress and unconsciously she will try to live up to it.-- Lady Duff-Gordon

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  Look at a stone cutter hammering....
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Look at a stone cutter hammering away at his rock, perhaps a hundred times without as much as a crack showing in it. Yet at the hundred-and-first blow it will split in two, and I know it was not the last blow that did it, but all that had gone before.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the....
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CANNIBAL, n. A gastronome of the old school who preserves the simple tastes and adheres to the natural diet of the pre-pork period.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Yet a little sleep, a little....
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Yet a little sleep, a little slumber, a little folding of the hands to sleep.-- Bible

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  It may be that the old....
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It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they believed that the stars controlled the destinies of men. The time may come when men control the destinies of stars.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  Often and often afterwards, the beloved....
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Often and often afterwards, the beloved Aunt would ask me why I had never told anyone how I was being treated. Children tell little more than animals, for what comes to them they accept as eternally established.-- Rudyard Kipling

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  Reveal not every secret you have....
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Reveal not every secret you have to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy. And bring not all mischief you are able to upon an enemy, for he may one day become your friend.-- Saadi

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  We never fully grasp the import....
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We never fully grasp the import of any true statement until we have a clear notion of what the opposite untrue statement would be.-- William James

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  A ship in a harbor is....
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A ship in a harbor is safe, but that's not what ships are built for.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Always listen to experts. They'll tell....
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Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.-- Robert Heinlein

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  There's no secret about success. Did....
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There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?-- Kin Hubbard

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  Love is an exploding cigar we....
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  A politician thinks of the next....
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A politician thinks of the next election; a statesman of the next generation.-- James Clarke

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  It is a brave act of....
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It is a brave act of valor to condemn death, but where life is more terrible than death it is then the truest valor to dare to live.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Do not talk a little on....
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Do not talk a little on many subjects, but much on a few.-- Pythagoras

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  Where you find the laws most....
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Where you find the laws most numerous, there you will find also the greatest injustice.-- Arcesilaus

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  Irrigation of the land with seawater....
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Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called rain.-- Michael McClary

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  Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.--....
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Morality is temporary, wisdom is permanent.-- Hunter S. Thompson

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  ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to....
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ASPERSE, v.t. Maliciously to ascribe to another vicious actions which one has not had the temptation and opportunity to commit.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  FOLLY, n. That "gift and faculty....
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FOLLY, n. That "gift and faculty divine" whose creative and controlling energy inspires Man's mind, guides his actions and adorns his life.-- Aramis Loto Frope

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  Conscience is the inner voice that....
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Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.-- H. L. Mencken

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  A tyrant must put on the....
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A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. On the other hand, they do less easily move against him, believing that he has the gods on his side.-- Aristotle

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  All television is children's television.-- Richard....
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All television is children's television.-- Richard P. Adler

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  When dealing with the insane, the....
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When dealing with the insane, the best method is to pretend to be sane.-- Hermann Hesse

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  No one can be right all....
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No one can be right all of the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.-- Robert Half

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  I don't play accurately-any one can....
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I don't play accurately-any one can play accurately- but I play with wonderful expression. As far as the piano is concerned, sentiment is my forte. I keep science for Life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  No matter how full a reservoir....
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No matter how full a reservoir of maxims one may possess, and no matter how good one's sentiments may be, if one has not taken advantage of every concrete opportunity to act, one's character may retain entirely unaffected for the better. With mere good intentions, hell is proverbially paved.-- William James

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  Today must be a Thursday. I....
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Today must be a Thursday. I could never get the hang of Thursdays.-- Douglas Adams

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  Power in defense of freedom is....
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Power in defense of freedom is greater than power on behalf of tyranny and oppression.-- Malcolm X

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  We have to distrust each other.....
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We have to distrust each other. It's our only defense against betrayal.-- Tennessee Williams

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  It is always easier to believe....
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It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative.-- John Burroughs

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  I am only one, but I....
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I am only one, but I am one. I can not do everything, but I can do something. And I will not let what I can not do interfere with what I can do.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Bad habits are like a comfortable....
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Bad habits are like a comfortable bed, easy to get into, but hard to get out of.-- Unknown

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  I know of no way to....
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I know of no way to judge the future but by the past.-- Patrick Henry

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  If history repeats itself, and the....
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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Half our life is spent trying....
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Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.-- Will Rogers

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  The time you enjoy wasting is....
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The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.-- Bertrand Russell

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  A gift - be it a....
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A gift - be it a present, a kind word or a job done with care and love - explains itself!... and if receivin' it embarrasses you, it's because your 'thanks box' is warped.-- Alice Childress

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  Successful people in this world are....
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Successful people in this world are those who get up and look for circumstances they want. If they can't find them, they make them.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Before we set our hearts too....
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Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  God made man because He loves....
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God made man because He loves stories.-- Elie Wiesel

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  The first thing you lose on....
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The first thing you lose on a diet is brain mass.-- Margaret Cho

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  When the candles are out all....
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When the candles are out all women are fair.-- Plutarch

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  If you stop to be kind,....
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If you stop to be kind, you must swerve often from your path.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You don't live in a world....
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You don't live in a world all alone. Your brothers are here too.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  The best hope is that one....
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The best hope is that one of these days the ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away - leaving people with nothing more to stand on than what they have so bloody well stood for up to now.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Failure will never overtake me if....
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Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough.-- Og Mandino

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  Who escapes duty, avoids a gain.--....
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Who escapes duty, avoids a gain.-- Theodore Parker

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  Death ends a life, not a....
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You only live once - but....
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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.-- Joe E. Lewis

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  Anybody who watches three games of....
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.-- Erma Bombeck

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  I've been to one world's fair,....
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I've been to one world's fair, a picnic and a rodeo and that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard come over a set of headphones.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All who would win joy, must....
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All who would win joy, must share it; happiness was born a twin.-- Lord Byron

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  Invention is the mother of necessity.--....
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Invention is the mother of necessity.--

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  Without ambition one starts nothing. Without....
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Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss. As to methods there may be a million and then some, but principles are few. The man who grasps principles can successfully select his own methods. The man who tries methods, ignoring principles, is sure to have trouble.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Let's have some new cliches.-- Samuel....
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Let's have some new cliches.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  The man who runs may fight....
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The man who runs may fight again.-- Menander

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  I was a vegetarian until I....
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I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.-- Rita Rudner

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  After you have exhausted what there....
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After you have exhausted what there is in business, politics, conviviality, and so on - have found that none of these finally satisfy, or permanently wear - what remains? Nature remains.-- Walt Whitman

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  Grasp the subject, the words will....
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Grasp the subject, the words will follow.-- Cato the Elder

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  I love acting. It is so....
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I love acting. It is so much more real than life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Everyone has a moment in history....
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Everyone has a moment in history that belongs particularly to him. It is the moment when his emotions achieve their most powerful sway over him, and afterward when you say to this person 'the world today' or 'life' or 'reality' he will assume you mean this moment, even if it is fifty years past. The world, through his unleashed emotion, imprinted itself on him and he carries that stamp of that passing moment forever.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you are not criticized, you....
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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.-- Donald H. Rumsfeld

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  Argue for your limitations and sure....
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Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they're yours.-- Richard Bach

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  The more laws and order are....
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The more laws and order are made prominent,-- Lao-tzu/"

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  The best weapons against the infamies....
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The best weapons against the infamies of life are courage, wilfulness and patience. Courage strenthens, wilfulness is fun and patience provides tranquility.-- Hermann Hesse

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  You will make all kinds of....
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You will make all kinds of mistakes but as long as you are generous and true and fierce you cannot hurt the world, or even seriously distress her.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It often requires more courage to....
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It often requires more courage to dare to do right than to fear to do wrong.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Passive acceptance of the teacher's wisdom....
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Passive acceptance of the teacher's wisdom is easy to most boys and girls. It involves no effort of independent thought, and seems rational because the teacher knows more than his pupils; it is moreover the way to win the favour of the teacher unless he is a very exceptional man. Yet the habit of passive acceptance is a disastrous one in later life. It causes man to seek and to accept a leader, and to accept as a leader whoever is established in that position.-- Bertrand Russell

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  I read part of it all....
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I read part of it all the way through.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  You don't get to choose how....
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You don't get to choose how you're going to die, or when. You can only decide how you're going to live now.-- Joan Baez

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  Whenever you find yourself on the....
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of majority, it's time to pause and reflect.-- Mark Twain

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  I am eternally grateful.. for my....
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I am eternally grateful.. for my knack of finding in great books, some of them very funny books, reason enough to feel honored to be alive, no matter what else might be going on.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  L'etat c'est moi (I am the....
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L'etat c'est moi (I am the State)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The more words you know, the....
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The more words you know, the more clearly and powerfully you will think and the more ideas you will invite into your mind.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Hate is always a clash between....
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Hate is always a clash between our spirit and someone else's body.-- Cesare Pavese

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  Sometimes the heart sees what is....
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Sometimes the heart sees what is invisible to the eye.-- Unknown

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  SEINE, n. A kind of net....
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SEINE, n. A kind of net for effecting an involuntary change of environment. For fish it is made strong and coarse, but women are more easily taken with a singularly delicate fabric weighted with small, cut stones.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have found power in the....
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I have found power in the mysteries of thought.-- Euripides

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  Character is power; it makes friends,....
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Character is power; it makes friends, draws patronage and support and opens the way to wealth, honor and happiness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Just because I have rice on....
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Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A chinese man threw up on me.-- Phyllis Diller

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  The market is not an invention....
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The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We cannot view the world through....
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We cannot view the world through another being's eyes. Love is knowing, without a doubt, another's perception of the world and being content with having no evidence.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A thousand cups of wine do....
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A thousand cups of wine do not suffice when true friends meet, but half a sentence is too much when there is no meeting of minds.-- Chinese proverb

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  Never advise anyone to go to....
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.-- Spanish Proverb

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  Baseball is 90% mental, the other....
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Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.-- Yogi Berra

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  Speak of things public to the....
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Speak of things public to the public, but of things lofty and secret only to the loftiest and most private of your friends. Hay to the ox and sugar to the parrot.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There's a difference between knowing the....
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There's a difference between knowing the Path and walking the Path.-- Andy and Larry Wachowski

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  Just because you are blind, and....
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Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist.-- Margaret Cho

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  Where it is a duty to....
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Where it is a duty to worship the sun it is pretty sure to be a crime to examine the laws of heat.-- John Viscount Morley

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  As soon as we started programming,....
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As soon as we started programming, we found to our surprise that it wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. Debugging had to be discovered. I can remember the exact instant when I realized that a large part of my life from then on was going to be spent in finding mistakes in my own programs.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Where I am, I don't know,....
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Where I am, I don't know, I'll never know, in the silence you don't know, you must go on, I can't go on, I'll go on.-- Samuel Beckett

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  Women constitute half the world's population,....
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Women constitute half the world's population, perform nearly two-thirds of its work hours, receive one-tenth of the world's income and own less than one-hundredth of the world's property.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Don't compromise yourself. You are all....
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Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got. -- Janis Joplin

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  It is the province of knowledge....
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It is the province of knowledge to speak-- Oliver_Wendell_Holmes_Jr./"

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  There are, in the affairs of....
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There are, in the affairs of men and nations, inexorable tides from which they cannot remain aloof.-- Louis L'Amour

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  Human speech is a cracked cauldron....
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Human speech is a cracked cauldron on which we knock out tunes for dancing bears, when we wish to conjure pity from the stars.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  After all, what is your hosts'....
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After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  It is more fun to talk....
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It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Even though work stops, expenses run....
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Even though work stops, expenses run on.-- Cato the Elder

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  Happiness is the perpetual possession of....
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Happiness is the perpetual possession of being well deceived.-- Jonathan Swift

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  Victory attained by violence is tantamount....
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Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  A bad wound may heal, but....
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A bad wound may heal, but a bad name will kill. -- Scottish Proverb

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  Her greatness lay in doing what....
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Her greatness lay in doing what everybody could do but doesn't. She was unexpected. She was untitled. (She was) an improbable warrior that was leading an unlikely army of waitresses and street sweepers and shopkeepers and auto mechanics.-- Jennifer Granholm

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  The only real failure in life....
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The only real failure in life is one not learned from.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  An honest politician is one who,....
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An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.-- Simon Cameron

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  Elegance does not consist in putting....
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Elegance does not consist in putting on a new dress.-- Coco Chanel

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  Everyone is necessarily the hero of....
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Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.-- John Barth

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  Talent is like a faucet; while....
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Talent is like a faucet; while it is open, you have to write. Inspiration? - a hoax fabricated by poets for their self-importance.-- Jean Anouilh

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  Obstacles are those frightful things you....
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.-- Henry Ford

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  Good habits, which bring our lower....
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Good habits, which bring our lower passions and appetites under automatic control, leave our natures free to explore the larger experiences of life.-- Ralph W. Sockman

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  When shit becomes valuable, the poor....
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When shit becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes.-- Henry Miller

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  I'd shut it down and give....
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I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Certainly virtue is like precious odours,....
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Certainly virtue is like precious odours, most fragrant when they are incensed or crushed: for prosperity doth best discover vice; but adversity doth best discover virtue.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman.....
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Reading made Don Quixote a gentleman. Believing what he read made him mad.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  You can have anything you want....
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You can have anything you want if you want it desperately enough. You must want it with an inner exuberance that erupts through the skin and joins the energy that created the world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ambition is a poor excuse for....
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All great change in America begins....
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All great change in America begins at the dinner table.-- Ronald Reagan

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  How do they who think they....
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How do they who think they are unhappy differ from they who actually are?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The test of our progress is....
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The test of our progress is not whether we add to the abundance of those who have much. It is whether we provide enough to those who have little.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Perception is strong, sight is weak.--....
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Perception is strong, sight is weak.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we were brought to trial....
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If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows. -- Paul Eldridge

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  No one can earn a million....
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No one can earn a million dollars honestly.-- William Jennings Bryan

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  Follow the grain in your own....
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Follow the grain in your own wood.-- Howard Thurman

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  Every man, wherever he goes, is....
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Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Jews don't go camping. Life is....
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Jews don't go camping. Life is hard enough as it is.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The secret of success is constancy....
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The secret of success is constancy to purpose.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  If you have the opportunity to....
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If you have the opportunity to play this game of life you need to appreciate every moment. A lot of people don`t appreciate the moment until it's passed.-- Kanye West

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  Failure to prepare is preparing to....
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Failure to prepare is preparing to fail.-- Unknown

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  War is a way of shattering....
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War is a way of shattering to pieces, or pouring into the stratosphere, or sinking in the depths of the sea, materials which might otherwise be used to make the masses too comfortable, and hence, in the long run, too intelligent.-- George Orwell

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  Sweet is revenge - especially to....
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Sweet is revenge - especially to women.-- Lord Byron

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  The President can bomb anybody he....
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The President can bomb anybody he likes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man who willeth to do....
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The man who willeth to do well... we should extol his virtues and speak not of his faults behind his back.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All virtue is summed up in....
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All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.-- Aristotle

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  I don't want to achieve immortality....
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.-- Woody Allen

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  We are prisoners of ideas.-- Ralph....
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We are prisoners of ideas.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  He is able who thinks he....
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He is able who thinks he is able.-- Buddha

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  If I could drop dead right....
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If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  For I am a Bear of....
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For I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and big words Bother me.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There are high spots in all....
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There are high spots in all of our lives and most of them have come about through encouragement from someone else. I don't care how great, how famous or successful a man or woman may be, each hungers for applause.-- George Matthew Adams

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  After the last of 16 mounting....
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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.-- De La Lastra's Law

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  Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than....
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Well-timed silence hath more eloquence than speech.-- Martin Fraquhar Tupper

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  Age cannot wither her, nor custom....
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Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale-- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Remember folks. Street lights timed for....
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Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you don't know where you're....
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If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.-- George Harrison

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  Each problem that I solved became....
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Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems.-- Rene Descartes

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  Some people are born on third....
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Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.-- Barry Switzer

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  Doctors pour drugs of which they....
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Doctors pour drugs of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, into patients of whom they know nothing.-- Moliere

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  The optimist thinks that this is....
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The optimist thinks that this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist knows it.-- J. Robert Oppenheimer

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  Pray that your loneliness may spur....
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Pray that your loneliness may spur you into finding something to live for, great enough to die for.-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  It's no longer a question of....
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It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.-- Jackie Mason

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  An epigram often flashes light into....
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An epigram often flashes light into regions where reason shines but dimly.-- Edwin P. Whipple

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  It is very simple to be....
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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.-- Rabindranath Tagore

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  POCKET, n. The cradle of motive....
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POCKET, n. The cradle of motive and the grave of conscience. In woman this organ is lacking; so she acts without motive, and her conscience, denied burial, remains ever alive, confessing the sins of others.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You can lead a whore to....
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You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think.-- Dorothy Parker

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  You can't help getting older, but....
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.-- George Burns

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  If crime went down 100%, it....
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If crime went down 100%, it would still be 50 times higher than it shoud be.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Only some people get what they....
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Only some people get what they want. Those are the people who show up to get it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the South of California has....
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In the South of California has gathered the larges and most miscellaneous assortment of Messiahs, Sorcerers, Saints and Seers known to the history of aberrations.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you want to get laid,....
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to a library.-- Frank Zappa

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  I love you the more that....
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I love you the more that I believe you have liked me for my own sake and for nothing else. -- John Keats

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  It is time I stepped aside....
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It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I've never gotten over what they....
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I've never gotten over what they call stagefright. I go through it every show. I'm pretty concerned, I'm pretty much thinking about the show. I never get completely comfortable with it, and I don't let the people around me get comfortable with it, in that I remind them that it's a new crowd out there, it's a new audience, and they haven't seen us before. So it's got to be like the first time we go on.-- Elvis Presley

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  The eye sees only what the....
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The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.-- Henri Bergson

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  To know the road ahead, ask....
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To know the road ahead, ask those coming back.-- Chinese Proverb

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  I have often wished I had....
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I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty... But I am too busy thinking about myself.-- Edith Sitwell

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  The big corporations are suddenly taking....
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The big corporations are suddenly taking notice of the web, and their reactions have been slow. Even the computer industry failed to see the importance of the Internet, but that's not saying much. Let's face it, the computer industry failed to see that the century would end.-- Douglas Adams

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  Really, he called me that? Ellen....
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Really, he called me that? Ellen DeGenerate? I've been getting that since fourth grade. I guess I'm happy I could give him work.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  There is no nonsense so gross....
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There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.-- Robertson Davies

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  Humanity has advanced, when it has....
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Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.-- Tom Robbins

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  A good home must be made,....
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A good home must be made, not bought.-- Joyce Maynard

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  I think that is what love....
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I think that is what love is - when it's unimaginable to be away from the person, and you care about what makes them happy more than what makes you happy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Great things are done by a....
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Great things are done by a seris of small things brought together.-- Vincent Van Gogh

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  Successful people are very lucky. Just....
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Successful people are very lucky. Just ask any failure.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  At first, writing for The New....
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At first, writing for The New Yorker was very scary to me. I couldn't imagine anything that I would write in that typeface.-- David Sedaris

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  If a cluttered desk is a....
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If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, just what does an empty desk mean?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Lakes, rivers, streams...all are water and....
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Lakes, rivers, streams...all are water and all travel to the same destination. So it is with religion.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You don't understand anything until you....
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You don't understand anything until you learn it more than one way.-- Marvin Minsky

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  The graveyards are full of indispensable....
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The graveyards are full of indispensable men.-- Charles de Gaulle

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  ONCE, adv. Enough.-- Ambrose Bierce ....
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ONCE, adv. Enough.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Solitude would be ideal if you....
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Solitude would be ideal if you could pick the people to avoid.-- Karl Kraus

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  We have no government armed with....
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We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge or gallantry would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution is designed only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate for any other.-- John Adams

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  What is hardest to accept about....
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What is hardest to accept about the passage of time is that the people who once mattered the most to us are wrapped up in parentheses.-- John Irving

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  What happens when the future has....
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What happens when the future has come and gone?-- Robert Half

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  I can think of nothing more....
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I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have to sit in their living rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on their television screens.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It really doesn't matter if the....
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It really doesn't matter if the person who hurt you deserves to be forgiven. Forgiveness is a gift you give yourself. You have things to do and you want to move on.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Who is rich? He that is....
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Who is rich? He that is content. Who is that? Nobody.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Run to meet the future or....
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Run to meet the future or it's going to run you down.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If men could get pregnant, abortion....
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.-- Florynce Kennedy

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  Life is a dream from which....
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Life is a dream from which we must wake before we can dream again.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nothing, of course, begins at the....
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Nothing, of course, begins at the time you think it did.-- Lillian Hellman

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  In matters of conscience, the law....
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In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Television: chewing gum for the eyes.--....
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Television: chewing gum for the eyes.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  Culture makes all men gentle.-- Menander....
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Culture makes all men gentle.-- Menander

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  We judge the future by the....
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We judge the future by the past. Achieving success is one's ability to look at yesterday, cease today and capture tomorrow's opportunity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The excellent becomes the permanent.-- Unknown....
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The excellent becomes the permanent.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Let your light shine. Shine within....
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Let your light shine. Shine within you so that it can shine on someone else. Let your light shine.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Whenever I get married I start....
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Whenever I get married I start buying --

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  BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.--....
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BEFRIEND, v.t. To make an ingrate.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You are the product of your....
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You are the product of your own brainstorm.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Learning is not attained by chance.....
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Learning is not attained by chance. It must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence.-- Abigail Adams

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  A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving....
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A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Wisdom is harder to DO than....
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Wisdom is harder to DO than it is to know.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men are not against you; they....
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Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves.-- Gene Fowler

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  When one is in town one....
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When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country one amuses other people. It is excessively boring.-- Oscar Wilde

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  All national institutions of churches, whether....
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All national institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit.-- Thomas Paine

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  Fire is the test of gold;....
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Fire is the test of gold; adversity, of strong men.-- Seneca

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  The limits of my language mean....
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The limits of my language mean the limits of my world.-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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  A clear conscience is a good....
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A clear conscience is a good pillow.-- American Proverb

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  When the people of the world....
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When the people of the world all know beauty as beauty,--

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  Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able....
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Aerodynamically, the bumblebee shouldn't be able to fly, but the bumblebee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.-- Mary Kay Ash

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  Every day should be passed as....
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Every day should be passed as if it were to be our last.-- Publilius Syrus

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  You, too, can determine what you....
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You, too, can determine what you want. You can decide on your major objectives, targets, aims and destination.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I dwell in possibility...-- Emily Dickinson....
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I dwell in possibility...-- Emily Dickinson

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  Experience...is simply the name we give....
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Experience...is simply the name we give our mistakes.-- Oscar Wilde

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  I hope the leaving is joyful;....
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I hope the leaving is joyful; and I hope never to return.-- Frida Kahlo

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  Children are like wet cement. Whatever....
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Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression. -- Haim Ginott

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  Think not disdainfully of death, but....
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Think not disdainfully of death, but look on it with favor; for even death is one of the things that Nature wills.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  All the President is, is a....
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All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.-- Harry S Truman

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  Mankind censure injustice fearing that they....
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Mankind censure injustice fearing that they may be the victims of it, and not because they shrink from committing it.-- Plato

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  Never let your sense of morals....
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Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right.-- Isaac Asimov

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  This paperback is very interesting, but....
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This paperback is very interesting, but I find it will never replace a hardcover book - it makes a very poor doorstop.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  From the persistence of noise comes....
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From the persistence of noise comes the insistence of rage.--

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  Reason can never be popular. Passions....
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Reason can never be popular. Passions and feelings may become popular, but reason will always remain the sole property of a few eminent individuals.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  This is the miracle that happens....
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This is the miracle that happens every time to those who really love; the more they give, the more they possess.-- Rainer Maria Rilke

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  Rest assured that there is nothing....
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Rest assured that there is nothing which wounds the heart of a noble man more deeply than the thought his honour is assailed.-- Moliere

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  It's wonderful what we can do....
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It's wonderful what we can do if we're always doing.-- George Washington

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  Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall,....
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Colors fade, temples crumble, empires fall, but wise words endure.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Once you make a decision, the....
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Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  I knew I belonged to the....
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I knew I belonged to the public and to the world, not because I was talented or even beautiful, but because I had never belonged to anything or anyone else.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  The man who insists upon seeing....
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The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides. Accept life, and you must accept regret.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People rarely succeed unless they have....
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People rarely succeed unless they have fun in what they are doing.-- Dale Carnegie

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  I could dance with you until....
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I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I'd rather dance with the cows until you come home.-- Groucho Marx

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  Roam abroad in the world, and....
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Roam abroad in the world, and take thy fill of its enjoyments before the day shall come when thou must quit it for good.-- Saadi

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  Heap on more wood - the....
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Heap on more wood - the wind is chill;--

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  The mint makes it first, it....
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The mint makes it first, it is up to you to make it last.-- Evan Esar

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  I do not feel obliged to....
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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.-- Galileo Galilei

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  The problem is never how to....
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The problem is never how to get new, innovative thoughts into your mind, but how to get old ones out. Every mind is a building filled with archaic furniture. Clean out a corner of your mind and creativity will instantly fill it.-- Dee Hock

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