Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  If you think something is boring,....
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If you think something is boring, try doing it for two minutes. If you still think it's boring, try it for four. If you still think it's boring, try it for eight, then sixteen, then thirty-two, and so on and so forth. Soon enough you'll find that it's really not boring at all.-- John Cage

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  Since we cannot know all that....
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Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything, we ought to know a little about everything.-- Blaise Pascal

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  Vanity is the quicksand of reason.--....
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Vanity is the quicksand of reason.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Intelligence appears to be the thing....
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Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  From hence, ye beauties, undeceived-- Unknown....
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From hence, ye beauties, undeceived-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Immortality -- a fate worse than....
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Immortality -- a fate worse than death.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All say, "How hard it is....
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All say, "How hard it is that we have to die"--a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people who have had to live.-- Mark Twain

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  Do not weep; do not wax....
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Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand.-- Baruch Spinoza

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  It was the best of times,....
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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.-- Charles Dickens

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  Remember that fear always lurks behind....
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Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person.-- Dr. David M. Burns

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  Whatever you may be sure of,....
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Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.-- James Russell Lowell

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  The superior man is satisfied and....
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The superior man is satisfied and composed; the mean man is always full of distress.-- Confucius

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  Technology is the knack of so....
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Technology is the knack of so arranging the world that we do not experience it.-- Max Frisch

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  Governments, after all, do not last....
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Governments, after all, do not last forever. Even those so frightened of the truth that they get rid of anyone who speaks it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If I could take all your....
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If I could take all your words away and give you but a sparse few, they would be: 'I now know, I am absolute, I am complete, I am God, I am.' If there were no other words but these, you would no longer be limited to this plane.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Read much, but not many books.--....
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Read much, but not many books.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  What we should have fought for....
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What we should have fought for was representation without taxation.-- Sam Levenson

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  Power tends to corrupt and absolute....
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Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.-- Lord Acton

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  For you and me, today is....
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For you and me, today is all we have; tomorrow is a mirage that may never become a reality.-- Louis L'Amour

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  The best things in life don't....
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The best things in life don't make sense.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Children are very nice observers, and....
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Children are very nice observers, and will often perceive your sligthest defects. In general, those who govern children, forgive nothing in them, but everything in themselves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Thousands of geniuses live and die....
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered - either by themselves or by others.-- Mark Twain

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  The pain of dispute exceeds, by....
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The pain of dispute exceeds, by much, its utility. All disputation makes the mind deaf, and when people are deaf I am dumb.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People are where they are because....
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People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When everyone is somebody, then no....
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When everyone is somebody, then no one's anybody.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sir, it is not God who....
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Sir, it is not God who will assemble us on the battlefield, nor position our troops, nor place the cannon, and it is not God who will aim the musket.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  True luck consists not in holding....
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True luck consists not in holding the best of the cards at the table; luckiest is he who knows just when to rise and go home.-- John Hay

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  When you're part of a team,....
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When you're part of a team, you stand up for your teammates. Your loyalty is to them. You protect them through good and bad, because they'd do the same for you.-- Yogi Berra

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  It's said that if you can't....
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It's said that if you can't say something good about a dead person, don't say it. Well, I consider him dead.-- Thurgood Marshall

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  Folly is often more cruel in....
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Folly is often more cruel in the consequences than malice can be in the intent.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Good humor is one of the....
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Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If it weren't for the last....
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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.-- Anonymous

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  And since you know you cannot....
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And since you know you cannot see yourself,--

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  Going to work for a large....
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Going to work for a large company is like getting on a train - Are you going sixty miles an hour or is the train going sixty miles an hour and you're just sitting still?-- J. Paul Getty

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  Mine honour is my life; both....
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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.-- William Shakespeare

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  Experience is a revelation in the....
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Experience is a revelation in the light of which we renounce our errors of youth for those of age.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is very difficult to live....
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It is very difficult to live among people you love and hold back from offering them advice.-- Anne Tyler

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  If eyes were made for seeing,....
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If eyes were made for seeing, -- Ralph_Waldo_Emerson/"

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  Beauty is in the eye of....
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.-- Miss Piggy

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  In every generation there has to....
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In every generation there has to be some fool who will speak the truth as he sees it. -- Boris Pasternak

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  Thank heavens the sun has gone....
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Thank heavens the sun has gone in, and I don't have to go out and enjoy it.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  EXCOMMUNICATION, n.-- Unknown (can you tell....
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EXCOMMUNICATION, n.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The world is a book, and....
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The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The gallery in which the reporters....
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The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.-- Lord McCauley

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  It was beautiful and simple, as....
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It was beautiful and simple, as truly great swindles are.-- O. Henry

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  Insanely Great!-- Steve Jobs ....
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Insanely Great!-- Steve Jobs

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  Is there a rehab center for....
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Is there a rehab center for Coke drinkers? I drink six to eight cans a day.-- Carmen Electra

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  We are not sent into the....
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We are not sent into the world to air our moral prejudices.-- Oscar Wilde

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  It could not be happening because....
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It could not be happening because this sort of thing did not happen. Any contradictory evidence could be safely ignored.-- Terry Pratchett

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  Energy is that amazing feeling that....
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Energy is that amazing feeling that comes to life inside of you when you're happy and believe in yourself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sanity calms, but madness is more....
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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.-- John Russell

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  If a nation is ruled by....
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If a nation is ruled by two kings, both the kings and their subjects will perish.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It should be our care not....
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It should be our care not so much to live a long life as a satisfactory one.-- Seneca

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  He who wishes to exert a....
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing. Let him not be troubled by what seems absurd, but concentrate his energies to the creation of what is good. He must not demolish, but build. He must raise temples where mankind may come and partake of the purest pleasure.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  The only difference between a genius....
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The only difference between a genius and one of common capacity is that the former anticipates and explores what the latter accidentally hits upon; but even the man of genius himself more frequently employs the advantages that chance presents him; it is the lapidary who gives value to the diamond which the peasant has dug up without knowing its value.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ancient Rome declined because it had....
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Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?-- Will Rogers

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  Time engraves our faces with all....
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Time engraves our faces with all the tears we have not shed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Electricity is actually made up of....
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Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.-- Dave Barry

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  The stability of the whole is....
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The stability of the whole is guaranteed by the instability of its parts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you're in the public eye,....
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If you're in the public eye, you're either a womanizer or you're gay. I'm neither one.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nobody realizes that some people expend....
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Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.-- Albert Camus

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  Great dancers are not great because....
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Great dancers are not great because of their technique, they are great because of their passion.-- Martha Graham

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  A man's dying is more the....
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A man's dying is more the survivors' affair than his own.-- Thomas Mann

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  ...[I] put out my hand, and....
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...[I] put out my hand, and touched the face of God.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I write plays because writing dialogue....
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I write plays because writing dialogue is the only respectable way of contradicting yourself. I'm the kind of person who embarks on an endless leapfrog down the great moral issues. I put a position, rebut it, refute the rebuttal, and rebut the refutation.-- Tom Stoppard

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  Contempt is the weapon of the....
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Contempt is the weapon of the weak and a defense against one's own despised and unwanted feelings.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We know too much and feel....
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We know too much and feel too little. At least, we feel too little of those creative emotions from which a good life springs.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Fortune helps the brave.-- Terence ....
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Fortune helps the brave.-- Terence

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  There is a certain majesty in....
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There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness of wit.-- Alexander Pope

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  Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing....
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Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.-- Oscar Wilde

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  The mathematician lives long and lives....
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The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Please write again soon. Though my....
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Please write again soon. Though my own life is filled with activity, letters encourage momentary escape into others lives and I come back to my own with greater contentment.-- Elizabeth Forsythe Hailey

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  BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.-- Ambrose Bierce....
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BRUTE, n. See HUSBAND.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  What really keeps me going is....
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What really keeps me going is the constant belief that it could all disappear tomorrow.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Oh, what a tangled web we....
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Oh, what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  One does not learn how to....
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One does not learn how to die by killing others.-- Vicomte de Chateaubriand

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  Originality is the fine art of....
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Nothing can cure the soul but....
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Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Our bodies are our gardens to....
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Our bodies are our gardens to which our wills are gardeners.-- William Shakespeare

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  Making music should not be left....
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Making music should not be left to the professionals.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We use 10 percent of our....
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We use 10 percent of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish if we used the other 60 percent.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  Oh! don't use big words. They....
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Oh! don't use big words. They mean so little.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Fear is the darkroom where the....
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Fear is the darkroom where the Devil develops his negatives.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Life is something that happens when....
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Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  A happy childhood can't be cured.....
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A happy childhood can't be cured. Mine'll hang around my neck like a rainbow, that's all, instead of a noose.-- Hortense Calisher

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  Freud is the father of psychoanalysis.....
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Freud is the father of psychoanalysis. It has no mother.-- Germaine Greer

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  Ours is the age that is....
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Ours is the age that is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to.-- H. Mumford Jones

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  He that first cries out stop....
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He that first cries out stop thief, is often he that has stolen the treasure.-- William Congreve

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  Part of understanding the creative urge....
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Part of understanding the creative urge is understanding that it's primal. Wanting to change the world is not a noble calling, it's a primal calling.-- Hugh Macleod

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  It is a very lonely life....
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It is a very lonely life that a man leads, who becomes aware of truths before their times.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Boxing is just show business with....
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Boxing is just show business with blood.-- Frank Bruno

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  She had learned the self-deprecating ways....
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She had learned the self-deprecating ways of the woman who does not want to be thought hard and grasping, but her artifices could not always cover the nakedness of her need to excel.-- Faith Sullivan

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  The dead cannot cry out for....
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The dead cannot cry out for justice; it is a duty of the living to do so for them.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  To shorten winter, borrow some money....
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To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring.-- W. J. Vogel

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  Government is the great fiction through....
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Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It does not matter how slowly....
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It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.-- Confucius

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  Take egotism out and you would....
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Take egotism out and you would castrate the benefactors.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The "highest" states of mind held....
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The "highest" states of mind held up before mankind by christianity as of supreme value, are actually forms of convulsive epilepsy.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  I have hardly ever known a....
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I have hardly ever known a mathematician who was capable of reasoning.-- Plato

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  Television is now so desperately hungry....
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Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.-- Gore Vidal

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  PALACE, n. A fine and costly....
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PALACE, n. A fine and costly residence, particularly that of a great official. The residence of a high dignitary of the Christian Church is called a palace; that of the Founder of his religion was known as a field, or wayside. There is progress.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Freedom of the press is limited....
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Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I know what love is: Tracy....
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I know what love is: Tracy and Hepburn, Bogart and Bacall, Romeo and Juliet, Jackie and John and Marilyn....-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course....
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RESOLUTE, adj. Obstinate in a course that we approve.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Equality may perhaps be a right,....
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Equality may perhaps be a right, but no power on earth can ever turn it into a fact.-- Honore de Balzac

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  All marriages are mixed marriages.-- Chantal....
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All marriages are mixed marriages.-- Chantal Saperstein

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  When there are two conflicting versions....
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When there are two conflicting versions of a story, the wise course is to believe the one in which people appear at their worst.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Adversity is the touchstone of friendship.--....
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Adversity is the touchstone of friendship.-- French Proverb

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  Thank you for sending me a....
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Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.-- Moses Hadas

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  In all the affairs of life,....
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In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a small and trivial character are the ones which strike deepest to the grateful and appreciating heart.-- Henry Clay

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  On the Internet, nobody knows you're....
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On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.-- Peter Steiner

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  When the Black Camel comes for....
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When the Black Camel comes for me, I'm not going to go kicking and screaming. I am, however, going to try to talk my way out of it. "No, no, you want the other Walter Slovotsky."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  First learn the meaning of what....
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First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. -- Epictetus

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  I adore simple pleasures. They are....
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I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Chaos is the score upon which....
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Chaos is the score upon which reality is written.-- Henry Miller

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  I would feel more optimistic about....
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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you can't have what you....
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When you can't have what you want, it's time to start wanting what you have.-- Kathleen A. Sutton

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  I have too many fantasies to....
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I have too many fantasies to be a housewife. I guess I am a fantasy.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  Only the curious will learn and....
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Only the curious will learn and only the resolute overcome the obstacles to learning. The quest quotient has always excited me more than the intelligence quotient.-- Eugene S. Wilson

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  Not greedy of filthy lucre.-- Bible....
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Not greedy of filthy lucre.-- Bible

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  Never pretend to a love which....
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Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command.-- Alan Watts

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  Character is the basis of happiness....
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Character is the basis of happiness and happiness the sanction of character.-- George Santayana

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  CRITIC, n. A person who boasts....
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CRITIC, n. A person who boasts himself hard to please because nobody tries to please him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The great thing about television is....
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.-- From "Taxi"

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  Someone has described science as an....
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Someone has described science as an orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be facts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Courage is the art of being....
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Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death.-- Harold Wilson

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  A mother understands what a child....
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A mother understands what a child does not say.-- Jewish Proverb

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  Theology is never any help; it....
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Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there. Theologians can persuade themselves of anything.-- Robert Heinlein

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  It is never too late to....
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It is never too late to give up our prejudices.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  When a young man complains that....
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When a young man complains that a young lady has no heart, it is a pretty certain sign that she has his.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Science is but the statement of....
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Science is but the statement of truth found out.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The legitimate powers of government extend....
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The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. But it does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods, or no god. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Theories are always very thin and....
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Theories are always very thin and insubstantial, experience only is tangible.-- Hosea Ballou

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  The function of music is to....
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The function of music is to release us from the tyranny of conscious thought.-- Sir Thomas Beecham

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  A fool judges people by the....
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A fool judges people by the presents they give him. -- Chinese Proverb

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  Of those who say nothing, few....
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Of those who say nothing, few are silent.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  One must be poor to know....
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One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.-- George Eliot

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  All prosperity begins in the mind....
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All prosperity begins in the mind and is dependent only on the full use of our creative imagination.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  History will be kind to me,....
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History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Peace has to be created, in....
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Peace has to be created, in order to be maintained. It is the product of Faith, Strength, Energy, Will, Sympathy, Justice, Imagination, and the triumph of principle. It will never be achieved by passivity and quietism.-- Dorothy Thompson

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  Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody....
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Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  People who imagine themselves to be....
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People who imagine themselves to be self-made seldom enjoy examining the process of manufacture in detail.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Dont get married, just find someone....
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Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There ain't no free lunches in....
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There ain't no free lunches in this country. And don't go spending your whole life commiserating that you got raw deals. You've got to say, 'I think that if I keep working at this and want it bad enough I can have it.'-- Lee Iacocca

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  Big nations are like chickens. They....
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Big nations are like chickens. They like to make big noises, but very often it is no more than squabbling.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The test and use of a....
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The test and use of a man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind.-- Carl Barzun

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  No one ever went broke underestimating....
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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Eternity is a mere moment, just....
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Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.-- Hermann Hesse

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  If people only knew how hard....
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If people only knew how hard I work to gain my mastery, it wouldn't seem so wonderful at all.-- Michelangelo Buonarroti

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  When its a question of money,....
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When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.-- Voltaire

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  Remember, that if thou marry for....
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Remember, that if thou marry for beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which perchance will neither last nor please thee one year; and when thou hast it, it will be to thee of no price at all; for the desire dieth when it is attained, and the affection perisheth when it is satisfied.-- Sir Walter Raleigh

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  No matter how old a mother....
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No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement.-- Florida Scott-Maxwell

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  The great nations have always acted....
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The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes.-- Stanley Kubrick

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  While we are postponing, life speeds....
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While we are postponing, life speeds by.-- Seneca

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  Trying to determine what is going....
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Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.-- Ben Hecht

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  Trying to be a first-rate reporter....
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Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew's Passion' on a ukulele.-- Bagdikian's Observation

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  Teaching should be such that what....
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Teaching should be such that what is offered is perceived as a valuable gift and not as a hard duty.-- Albert Einstein

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  If we cannot end now our....
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If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity.-- John F. Kennedy

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  I have suffered a great deal....
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I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Ill fares the land, to hast'ning....
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Ill fares the land, to hast'ning ill a prey,-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Knowing I lov'd my books, he....
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  The truly creative mind in any....
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The truly creative mind in any field is no more than this: A human creature born abnormally, inhumanely sensitive. To them... a touch is a blow, a sound is a noise, a misfortune is a tragedy, a joy is an ecstasy, a friend is a lover, a lover is a god, and failure is death.--

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  It's so much easier to write....
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It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.-- Anna Quindlen

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  It's hard to detect good luck....
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It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nothing is easier than to denounce....
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Nothing is easier than to denounce the evildoer; nothing is more difficult than to understand him.-- Fyodor Dostoevsky

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  Take hold lightly; let go lightly.....
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Take hold lightly; let go lightly. This is one of the great secrets of felicity in love.-- Spanish Proverb

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  If you haven't forgiven yourself something,....
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If you haven't forgiven yourself something, how can you forgive others?-- Dolores Huerta

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  Differences of habit and language are....
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Differences of habit and language are nothing at all if our aims are identical and our hearts are open.-- J. K. Rowling

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  Jesus was a bachelor and never....
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Jesus was a bachelor and never lived with a woman. Surely living with a woman is one of the most difficult things a man has to do, and he never did it.-- James Joyce

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  War is cruelty. There's no use....
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War is cruelty. There's no use trying to reform it, the crueler it is the sooner it will be over.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Would you like me to give....
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Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure. You are thinking of failure as the enemy of success. But it isn't as all. You can be discouraged by failure - or you can learn from it. So go ahead and make mistakes. Make all you can. Because, remember, that's where you will find success.-- Thomas J. Watson

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  MULATTO, n. A child of two....
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MULATTO, n. A child of two races, ashamed of both.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Revolution is not a onetime event.--....
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Revolution is not a onetime event.-- Audre Lorde

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  The history of human opinion is....
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The history of human opinion is scarcely anything more than the history of human errors.-- Voltaire

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  PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything....
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PANTHEISM, n. The doctrine that everything is God, in contradistinction to the doctrine that God is everything.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  To be without some of the....
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To be without some of the things you want is an indispensable part of happiness.-- Bertrand Russell

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  My curiosity is my creativity on....
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My curiosity is my creativity on the way to discovery.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is our responsibilities, not ourselves,....
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It is our responsibilities, not ourselves, that we should take seriously.-- Peter Ustinov

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  Some for renown, on scraps of....
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Some for renown, on scraps of learning dote, -- Edward_Young/"

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  We have, in fact, two kinds....
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We have, in fact, two kinds of morality side by side: one which we preach but do not practice, and another which we practice but seldom preach.-- Bertrand Russell

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  I am not one of those....
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I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.-- Mark Twain

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  Plato had slaves...George Washington had slaves.......
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Plato had slaves...George Washington had slaves... So, do I feel intrinsically better than these two men? Of course I do! They're dead!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The more we study, the more....
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The more we study, the more we discover our ignorance.-- Percy Bysshe Shelley

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  I don't believe men and women....
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I don't believe men and women were meant to live together. I think perhaps they should just live next door.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you're not part of the....
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.-- Henry J. Tillman

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  Sometimes the cure for restlessness is....
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Sometimes the cure for restlessness is rest.-- Colleen Wainwright

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  I would say to the House,....
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I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  I had rather be right than....
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I had rather be right than be President. -- Henry Clay

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  There is no money in poetry,....
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There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money either.-- Robert Graves

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  How small a portion of our....
Intelligent comment this one -

How small a portion of our life it is that we really enjoy! In youth we are looking forward to things that are to come; in old age we are looking backward to things that are gone past; in manhood, although we appear indeed to be more occupied in things that are present, yet even that is too often absorbed in vague determinations to be vastly happy on some future day when we have time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There are few sorrows, however poignant,....
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There are few sorrows, however poignant, in which a good income is of no avail.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  The good devout man first makes....
Intelligent comment this one -

The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fight than the man who is striving to conquer himself.-- Thomas a Kempis

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  Every reader finds himself. The writer's....
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Every reader finds himself. The writer's work is merely a kind of optical instrument that makes it possible for the reader to discern what, without this book, he would perhaps never have seen in himself.-- Marcel Proust

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  In great attempts, it is even....
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In great attempts, it is even glorious to fail.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Boldness in itself is genius.-- Unknown....
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Boldness in itself is genius.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There exists a false aristocracy based....
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There exists a false aristocracy based on family name, property, and inherited wealth. But there likewise exists a true aristocracy based on intelligence, talent and virtue.-- Tom Robbins

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  New York now leads the world's....
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New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.-- David Letterman

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  Desire creates the power.-- Raymond Holliwell....
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Desire creates the power.-- Raymond Holliwell

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  The work goes on, the cause....
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The work goes on, the cause endures, the hope still lives and the dreams shall never die.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  ALIEN, n. An American sovereign in....
Intelligent comment this one -

ALIEN, n. An American sovereign in his probationary state.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  When you have loved as she....
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When you have loved as she has loved, you grow old beautifully.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Peace won by the compromise of....
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Peace won by the compromise of principles is a short-lived achievement.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never look a gift horse in....
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Never look a gift horse in the mouth.-- Saint Jerome

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  Make a decision, even if it's....
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Make a decision, even if it's wrong.-- Jarvis Klem

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  The tourist may complain of other....
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The tourist may complain of other tourists, but he would be lost without them.-- Agnes Repplier

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  When a friend is in trouble,....
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When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is any thing you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.-- Edgar Watson Howe

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  Every generation laughs at the old....
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Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Just as despair can come to....
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Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Treat your friend as if he....
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Treat your friend as if he might become an enemy.-- Publilius Syrus

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  What business strategy is all about;....
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What business strategy is all about; what distinguishes it from all other kinds of business planning - is, in a word, competitive advantage. Without competitors there would be no need for strategy, for the sole purpose of strategic planning is to enable the company to gain, as effectively as possible, a sustainable edge over its competitors-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Experience is not what happens to....
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Experience is not what happens to us, rather it is what we do with what happens to us.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's sad when our daddies die.....
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It's sad when our daddies die. Makes us one less person inside.-- Pamela Ribon

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  Airplanes are interesting toys but of....
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Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Man is only man at the....
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Man is only man at the surface. Remove the skin, dissect, and immediately you come to machinery.-- Paul Valery

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  Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old....
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Wisdom doesn't automatically come with old age. Nothing does - except wrinkles. It's true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.-- Abigail Van Buren

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  Just because you love someone doesn't....
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Just because you love someone doesn't mean you have to be involved with them. Love is not a bandage to cover wounds.-- Hugh Elliott

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  Basically a dog person. I certainly,....
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Basically a dog person. I certainly, though, wouldn't want to offend my constituents who are cat people, and I should say that being, I hope, a sensitive person, that I have nothing against cats, and had cats when I was a boy, and if we didn't have the two dogs might very well be interested in having a cat now.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you live long enough, the....
Intelligent comment this one -

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.-- I. F. Stone

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  Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts,....
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Truth indeed rather alleviates than hurts, and will always bear up against falsehood, as oil does above water.-- Miguel de Cervantes

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  Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief....
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Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  No pessimist ever discovered the secret....
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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land, or opened a new doorway for the human spirit.-- Helen Keller

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  God is a circle whose center....
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God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere. -- Voltaire

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  We know not of the future,....
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We know not of the future, and cannot plan for it much. But we can hold our spirits and our bodies so pure and high, we may cherish such thoughts and ideals, and dream such dreams of lofty purpose, that we can determine and know what manner of men we will be whenever and wherever the hour stricks that calls to noble action..., No man becomes suddenly different from his habit and cherished thought.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Contemporary American children, if they are....
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Contemporary American children, if they are old enough to grasp the concept of Santa Claus by Thanksgiving, are able to see through it by December 15th.-- Roy Blount Jr.

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  I can understand companionship. I can....
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I can understand companionship. I can understand bought sex in the afternoon. I cannot understand the love affair.-- Gore Vidal

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  Peace is not an absence of....
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Peace is not an absence of war, it is a virtue, a state of mind, a disposition for benevolence, confidence, justice.-- Baruch Spinoza

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  Never underestimate the power of stupid....
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Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Intimacy is what makes a marriage,....
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Intimacy is what makes a marriage, not a ceremony, not a piece of paper from the state.-- Kathleen Norris

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  The conscience of children is formed....
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The conscience of children is formed by the influences that surround them; their notions of good and evil are the result of the moral atmosphere they breathe.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The idle mind will sometimes fall....
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The idle mind will sometimes fall into contemplations that serve for nothing but to ruin the health, destroy good humour, hasten old age and wrinkles, and bring on an habitual melancholy. 'Tis a maxim with me to be young as long as one can: there is nothing can pay one for that invaluable ignorance which is the companion of youth; those sanguine groundless hopes, and that lively vanity, which make all the happiness of life. To my extreme mortification I grow wiser every day...-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

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  The advantage of the emotions is....
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The advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.-- Oscar Wilde

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  No one now dies of fatal....
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No one now dies of fatal truths; there are too many antidotes to them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We must beat the iron while....
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We must beat the iron while it is hot, but we may polish it at leisure.-- John Dryden

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  Don't take the wrong side of....
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Don't take the wrong side of an argument just because your opponent has taken the right side.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  If stock market experts were so....
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If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.-- Norman Augustine

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  Of two evils we must always....
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Of two evils we must always choose the least.-- Thomas a Kempis

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  There's nothing to winning, really. That....
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There's nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  If you overpower your enemy, then....
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If you overpower your enemy, then pardon him by way of thankfulness to Allah, for being able to subdue him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood....
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Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.-- Oscar Levant

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  The world is so constructed, that....
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The world is so constructed, that if you wish to enjoy its pleasures, you must also endure its pains. Whether you like it or not, you cannot have one without the other.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers,....
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Publishers are notoriously slothful about numbers, unless they're attached to dollar signs - unlike journalists, quarterbacks, and felony criminal defendants who tend to be keenly aware of numbers at all times.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Knowledge is of two kinds: we....
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Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it.-- Samuel Johnson

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  I wonder whether if I had....
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I wonder whether if I had an education I should have been more or less a fool that I am.-- Alice James

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  With the newspaper strike on, I....
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With the newspaper strike on, I wouldn't consider dying.-- Bette Davis

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  Live amongst people in such a....
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Live amongst people in such a manner that if you die they weep over you and if you are alive they crave for your company.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nothing is more conducive to peace....
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Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all. -- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  Money cannot buy peace of mind.....
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Money cannot buy peace of mind. It cannot heal ruptured relationships, or build meaning into a life that has none.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The world is now too small....
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The world is now too small for anything but brotherhood.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Social order at the expense of....
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Social order at the expense of liberty is hardly a bargain.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Give what you have. To someone,....
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Give what you have. To someone, it may be better than you dare to think. -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  We believe that an informed citizenry....
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We believe that an informed citizenry will act for life and not for death.-- Albert Einstein

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  I can picture in my mind....
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Do not be afraid to give....
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Do not be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If, after all, men cannot always....
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If, after all, men cannot always make history have meaning, they can always act so that their own lives have one.-- Albert Camus

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  With coarse rice to eat, with....
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With coarse rice to eat, with water to drink, and my bended arm for a pillow - I have still joy in the midst of these things. Riches and honors acquired by unrighteousness are to me as a floating cloud.-- Confucius

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  My feeling is that there is....
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My feeling is that there is nothing in life but refraining from hurting others, and comforting those who are sad.-- Olive Schreiner

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  The human heart is a strange....
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The human heart is a strange vessel. Love and hatred can exist side by side.-- Scott Westerfeld

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  EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to....
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EXHORT, v.t. In religious affairs, to put the conscience of another upon the spit and roast it to a nut-brown discomfort.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Attempt easy tasks as if they....
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Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy; in the one case that confidence may not fall asleep, in the other that it may not be dismayed.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  If a writer wrote merely for....
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If a writer wrote merely for his time, I would have to break my pen and throw it away.-- Victor Hugo

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  Remarriage is an excellent test of....
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Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.-- Margo Kaufman

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  After being Turned Down by numerous....
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After being Turned Down by numerous Publishers, he had decided to write for Posterity.-- George Ade

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  PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in....
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PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes. Formerly these disputes were settled by physical contact of the disputants, with such simple arguments as the rudimentary logic of the times could supply -- the sword, the spear, and so forth. With the growth of prudence in military affairs the projectile came more and more into favor, and is now held in high esteem by the most courageous. Its capital defect is that it requires personal attendance at the point of propulsion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Turn up the lights--I don't want....
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Turn up the lights--I don't want to go home in the dark.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The good life, as I conceive....
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The good life, as I conceive it, is a happy life. I do not mean that if you are good you will be happy - I mean that if you are happy you will be good.-- Bertrand Russell

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  A good writer is not necessarily....
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A good writer is not necessarily a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically a good bartender.-- Jim Bishop

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  X in our alphabet being a....
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X in our alphabet being a needless letter has an added invincibility to the attacks of the spelling reformers, and like them, will doubtless last as long as the language. X is the sacred symbol of ten dollars, and in such words as Xmas, Xn, etc., stands for Christ, not, as is popular supposed, because it represents a cross, but because the corresponding letter in the Greek alphabet is the initial of his name -- _Xristos_. If it represented a cross it would stand for St. Andrew, who "testified" upon one of that shape. In the algebra of psychology x stands for Woman's mind. Words beginning with X are Grecian and will not be defined in this standard English dictionary.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Dying is not romantic, and death....
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Dying is not romantic, and death is not a game which will soon be over... Death is not anything...death is not...It's the absence of presence, nothing more...the endless time of never coming back...a gap you can't see, and when the wind blows through it, it makes no sound...-- Tom Stoppard

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  Those who make peaceful revolution impossible,....
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Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable.-- John F. Kennedy

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  The way to combat noxious ideas....
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The way to combat noxious ideas is with other ideas. The way to combat falsehoods is with truth.-- William O. Douglas

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  Never discourage anyone... who continually makes....
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Never discourage anyone... who continually makes progress, no matter how slow. -- Plato

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  All men are by nature equal,....
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All men are by nature equal, made all of the same earth by one Workman; and however we deceive ourselves, as dear unto God is the poor peasant as the mighty prince.-- Plato

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  The more you run over a....
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The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.-- Unknown

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  The best and most beautiful things....
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The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen not touched... but felt in the heart.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  God is the tangential point between....
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God is the tangential point between zero and infinity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We all have a few failures....
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We all have a few failures under our belt. It's what makes us ready for the successes.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  Do you remember how electrical currents....
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Do you remember how electrical currents and 'unseen waves' were laughed at? The knowledge about man is still in its infancy.-- Albert Einstein

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  I think that we're all mentally....
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I think that we're all mentally ill; those of us outside the asylums only hide it a little better--and maybe not all that much better, after all.-- Stephen King

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  We never learn to pray, really....
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We never learn to pray, really pray- until we are in a situatioin where there is nothing left to do but pray.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ah, but a man's reach should....
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Ah, but a man's reach should exceed his grasp - or what's a heaven for?-- Robert Browning

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  Thirty-five is a very attractive age.....
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Thirty-five is a very attractive age. London society is full of women of the very highest birth who have, of their own free choice, remained thirty-five for years.-- Oscar Wilde

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  No race can prosper till it....
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No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.-- Booker T. Washington

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  A lie runs until it is....
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A lie runs until it is overtaken by the truth.-- Cuban Proverb

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  Think wrongly if you please, but....
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Think wrongly if you please, but in all cases think for yourself.-- Doris Lessing

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  Seek freedom and become captive of....
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Seek freedom and become captive of your desires, seek discipline and find your liberty.-- Frank Herbert

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  Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins,....
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.-- Matt Groening

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  We are just an advanced breed....
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.-- Stephen Hawking

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  Wit makes its own welcome, and....
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Wit makes its own welcome, and levels all distinctions. No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Nothing makes a woman more beautiful....
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Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful.-- Sophia Loren

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  Not only does God play dice....
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Not only does God play dice with the Universe - he sometimes casts them where they can't be seen.-- Stephen Hawking

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  I like nonsense, it wakes up....
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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life's realities.-- Dr. Seuss

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  And, therefore, indifference is always the....
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And, therefore, indifference is always the friend of the enemy, for it benefits the aggressor -- never its victim, whose pain is magnified when he or she feels forgotten.-- Elie Wiesel

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  A woman's heart is a deep....
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A woman's heart is a deep ocean of secrets.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The crisis of today is the....
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The crisis of today is the joke of tomorrow.-- H. G. Wells

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  But be, as you have been,....
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But be, as you have been, my happiness...-- Randall Jarrell

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  I don't really trust a sane....
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I don't really trust a sane person.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I never saw a pessimistic general....
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I never saw a pessimistic general win a battle.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  And so, my fellow Americans, ask....
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And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Between two groups of men that....
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Between two groups of men that want to make inconsistent kinds of worlds I see no remedy except force... It seems to me that every society rests on the death of men.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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