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  DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary....
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DUEL, n. A formal ceremony preliminary to the reconciliation of two enemies. Great skill is necessary to its satisfactory observance; if awkwardly performed the most unexpected and deplorable consequences sometimes ensue. A long time ago a man lost his life in a duel.-- gdt

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  Whoever in prayer can say, "Our....
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Whoever in prayer can say, "Our Father," acknowledges and should feel the brotherhood of the whole race of mankind.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What is life but being conscious?....
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What is life but being conscious? And good and evil are manifestations of consciousness. If you reject one, you're not getting the whole thing that's there to be had.-- Jerry Garcia

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  It is noble to teach oneself,....
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It is noble to teach oneself, it is still nobler to teach others.-- Mark Twain

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  Cocooned inside our private dramas we....
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Cocooned inside our private dramas we often don't realize life is rolling by us like it should.-- Waiter Rant

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  Time does not change us. It....
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Time does not change us. It just unfolds us.-- Max Frisch

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  Listen; there's a hell of a....
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Listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go.-- e e cummings

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  The most important persuasion tool you....
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The most important persuasion tool you have in your entire arsenal is integrity. -- Zig Ziglar

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  Girls should be brought up to....
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Girls should be brought up to be comrades and helpers, not to be dolls. They should take a real and not a visionary share in the welfare of the nation.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Do well and you will have....
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Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.-- Voltaire

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  I like living. I have sometimes....
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I like living. I have sometimes been wildly, despairingly, acutely miserable, racked with sorrow, but through it all I still know quite certainly that just to be alive is a grand thing.-- Agatha Christie

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  Of all the griefs that harass....
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Of all the griefs that harass the distrest,-- Samuel_Johnson/"

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  Democracy means government by discussion, but....
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Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Fatigue makes cowards of us all.--....
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Fatigue makes cowards of us all.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A mind stretched by a new....
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A mind stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original dimensions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The whole world is in revolt.....
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The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be only five Kings left--the King of England, the King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.-- King Farouk of Egypt

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  I once shot an elephant in....
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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas, how he got in my pajamas I'll never know.-- Groucho Marx

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  Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for....
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Psychoanalysis is that mental illnes for which it regards itself a therapy.-- Karl Kraus

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  In terms of being late or....
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In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late.-- Alison Headley

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  Chief of the Army.-- Napoleon Bonaparte....
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Chief of the Army.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  A hit, a very palpable hit.--....
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A hit, a very palpable hit.-- William Shakespeare

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  Self-trust, we know, is the first....
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Self-trust, we know, is the first secret of success.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To follow, without halt, one aim:....
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To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success.-- Anna Pavlova

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  The great discoveries are usually obvious.--....
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The great discoveries are usually obvious.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Practical efficiency is common, and lofty....
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Practical efficiency is common, and lofty idealism not uncommon; it is the combination which is necessary, and the combination is rare -- Theodore Roosevelt

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  Tongue - a variety of meat,....
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Tongue - a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons....
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Experience without learning is better than....
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Experience without learning is better than learning without experience.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is healthier to see the....
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It is healthier to see the good points of others than to analyze our own bad ones.-- Francoise Sagan

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  RECREATION, n. A particular kind of....
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RECREATION, n. A particular kind of dejection to relieve a general fatigue.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  CONSUL, n. In American politics, a....
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CONSUL, n. In American politics, a person who having failed to secure and office from the people is given one by the Administration on condition that he leave the country.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  How long halt ye between two....
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How long halt ye between two opinions?-- Bible

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  You can fool some of the....
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You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  It has been said, 'time heals....
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It has been said, 'time heals all wounds.' I do not agree. The wounds remain. In time, the mind, (protecting its sanity), covers them with scar tissue and the pain lessens. But, it is never gone.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You must not think me necessarily....
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You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I consider you necessarily wise because you are grave.-- Sydney Smith

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  Feeling grateful to or appreciative of....
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Feeling grateful to or appreciative of someone or something in your life actually attracts more of the things that you appreciate and value into your life.-- Christiane Northrup, M.D.

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  Never speaks a word, can't be....
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Never speaks a word, can't be wrong.-- Jack Kerouac

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  Do we really deserve top billing?--....
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Do we really deserve top billing?-- Fred Allen

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  The trouble with our times is....
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.-- Paul Valery

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  EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for....
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EJECTION, n. An approved remedy for the disease of garrulity. It is also much used in cases of extreme poverty.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I have realized that the past....
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I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is.-- Alan Watts

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  TORTOISE, n. A creature thoughtfully created....
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TORTOISE, n. A creature thoughtfully created to supply occasion for the following lines by the illustrious Ambat Delaso:-- Are virtues that the great know how to use --

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  I still believe in liberalism today....
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I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals...-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly....
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.-- Douglas Adams

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  Pushing forty? She's hanging on for....
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Pushing forty? She's hanging on for dear life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What is done let us leave....
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What is done let us leave alone.-- Terence

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  If we don't chase things--sometimes the....
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If we don't chase things--sometimes the things following us can catch up.-- L. M. Montgomery

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  I realized, I'm never gonna be....
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I realized, I'm never gonna be a Brad Pitt, so get over it, be happy with yourself, and move on.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Oh, what tangled webs we weave,....
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Oh, what tangled webs we weave, When we first practice to deceive.-- Sir Walter Scott

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  Whoever despises himself still respects himself....
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Whoever despises himself still respects himself as one who despises.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Antagonizing people when you don't have....
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Antagonizing people when you don't have to is like casting your garbage on the waters. One day it may come floating back, smelling worse.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Radio provides a place for me....
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Radio provides a place for me to not be alone. I still subscribe to the idea that I listen to a DJ because I care about what he or she thinks. I don't like to just hear my own voice."-- Celia Hirschman

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  Nancy Reagan fell down and broke....
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Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.-- Johnny Carson

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  Other lands have their vitality in....
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Other lands have their vitality in a few, a class, but we have it in the bulk of our people.-- Walt Whitman

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  If you wish in this world....
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If you wish in this world to advance, your merits you're bound to enhance; You must stir it and stump it, and blow your own trumpet, or trust me, you haven't a chance.-- W. S. Gilbert

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  It is essential to know that....
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It is essential to know that to be a happy person, a happy family, a happy society, it is very crucial to have a good heart, that is very crucial. World peach must develop from inner peace. Peace is not just the absence of violence but the manifestation of human compassion.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone is kneaded out of the....
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Everyone is kneaded out of the same dough but not baked in the same oven.-- Yiddish Proverb

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  Just the knowledge that a good....
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Just the knowledge that a good book is awaiting one at the end of a long day makes that day happier.-- Kathleen Norris

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  Insisting on perfect safety is for....
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Insisting on perfect safety is for people who don't have the balls to live in the real world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Conscience and reputation are two things.....
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Conscience and reputation are two things. Conscience is due to yourself, reputation to your neighbour.-- Saint Augustine

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  The trick is not how much....
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The trick is not how much pain you feel - but how much joy you feel. Any idiot can feel pain. Life is full of excuses to feel pain, excuses not to live, excuses, excuses, excuses.-- Erica Jong

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  If a sufficient number of people....
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If a sufficient number of people who wanted to stop war really did gather together, they would first of all begin by making war upon those who disagreed with them. And it is still more certain that they would make war on people who also want to stop wars but in another way.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There's always something to suggest that....
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There's always something to suggest that you'll never be who you wanted to be. Your choice is to take it or keep on moving.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The creator of the universe works....
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.-- Scott Adams

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  Our test of truth is a....
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Our test of truth is a reference to either a present or imagined future majority in favour of our view.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  An aim of an argument should....
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An aim of an argument should be progress, but progress ultimately means little without victory.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  An idealist believes the short run....
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An idealist believes the short run doesn't count. A cynic believes the long run doesn't matter. A realist believes that what is done or left undone in the short run determines the long run.-- Sydney J. Harris

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  If we are going to stick....
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If we are going to stick to this damned quantum-jumping, then I regret that I ever had anything to do with quantum theory.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When one has nothing left to....
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When one has nothing left to lose one becomes courageous. We are timid only when we have something left to cling to.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am patient with stupidity, but....
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I am patient with stupidity, but not with those who are proud of it.-- Edith Sitwell

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  I think that I shall never....
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  I have too much respect for....
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I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.-- Georges Duhamel

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  There are a billion people in....
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There are a billion people in China. It's not easy to be an individual in a crowd of more than a billion people. Think of it. More than a BILLION people. That means even if you're a one-in-a-million type of guy, there are still a thousand guys exactly like you."-- A. Whitney Brown

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  Those who enter heaven may find....
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Those who enter heaven may find the outer walls plastered with creeds, but they won't find any on the inside.-- Josh Billings

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  The best things carried to excess....
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The best things carried to excess are wrong.-- Charles Churchill

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  OSTRICH, n. A large bird to....
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OSTRICH, n. A large bird to which (for its sins, doubtless) nature has denied that hinder toe in which so many pious naturalists have seen a conspicuous evidence of design. The absence of a good working pair of wings is no defect, for, as has been ingeniously pointed out, the ostrich does not fly.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People are always blaming their circumstances....
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People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in the world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and if they can't find them, make them.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Beyond happiness or unhappiness, though it....
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Beyond happiness or unhappiness, though it is both things, love is intensity; it does not give us eternity but life, that second in which the doors of time and space open just a crack: here is there and now is always.-- Octavio Paz

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  I don't use drugs, my dreams....
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I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.-- M. C. Escher

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  The key to gainful employment is....
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The key to gainful employment is creating a work environment and filing system too complex to train a new person on. Competency gets you work. Confusion keeps you employed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you limit your choices only....
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If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.-- Robert Fritz

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  Truth, after all, wears a different....
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Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too tedious to wait till all were agreed.-- James Russell Lowell

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  The Holocaust was an obscene period....
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The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century.-- Dan Quayle

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  When the effective leader is finished....
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When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I don't have time to distinguish....
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I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone has the obligation to ponder....
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Everyone has the obligation to ponder well his own specific traits of character. He must also regulate them adequately and not wonder whether someone else's traits might suit him better. The more definitely his own a man's character is, the better it fits him.-- Cicero

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  Liberty has restraints but no frontiers.--....
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Liberty has restraints but no frontiers.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have a rock garden. Last....
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I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.-- Richard Diran

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  I have no money, no resources,....
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I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive.-- Henry Miller

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  Being powerful is a lot like....
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Being powerful is a lot like being a woman: If you have to tell someone that you are, invariably, you are not.-- Margaret Thatcher

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  There used to be a real....
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There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.-- Peter Sellers

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  My personal hobbies are reading, listening....
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My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  God is a thing that thinks.--....
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God is a thing that thinks.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  At the Cole School, where they....
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At the Cole School, where they had community singing every morning the teacher noticed that Jack London remained silent. She asked him why. He replied that she didn't know how to sing, that she would spoil his voice because she flatted. The teacher dispatched him to the principal to be punished. The principal sent him back with a note saying that he could be excused, but that he would have to write a composition each morning for fifteen minutes of singing. Jack ascribes his ability to write a thousand words every morning to the habit formed in this class.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which....
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MONKEY, n. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The only really happy folk are....
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The only really happy folk are married women and single men.-- H. L. Mencken

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  In the long run you only....
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In the long run you only hit what you aim at. Therefore, though you should fail immediately, you had better aim at something high.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  I don't want to become immortal....
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I don't want to become immortal through my work, I want to become immortal through not dying.-- Woody Allen

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  Courtly love-poetry may first have been....
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Courtly love-poetry may first have been written during long periods of abstinence on the Crusades, but it would not have flourished in the cold of northern Europe without some help from the chimney.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The most beautiful as well as....
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The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.-- Erich Fromm

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  Much good work is lost for....
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Much good work is lost for the lack of a little more.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you want peace, stop fighting.....
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If you want peace, stop fighting. If you want peace of mind, stop fighting with your thoughts.-- Peter McWilliams

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  Forgiveness is letting go of the....
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Forgiveness is letting go of the hope that the past can be changed.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  If someone tells you he is....
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If someone tells you he is going to make ``a realistic decision,' you immediately understand that he is going to do something bad.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  May we, in our dealings with....
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May we, in our dealings with all the peoples of the earth, ever speak the truth and serve justice.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  Great people are those who make....
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Great people are those who make others feel that they, too, can become great.-- Mark Twain

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  Why is it OK to love....
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Why is it OK to love without a reason, but anger requires justification?-- R. Stevens

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  INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented....
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INTRODUCTION, n. A social ceremony invented by the devil for the gratification of his servants and the plaguing of his enemies. The introduction attains its most malevolent development in this century, being, indeed, closely related to our political system. Every American being the equal of every other American, it follows that everybody has the right to know everybody else, which implies the right to introduce without request or permission. The Declaration of Independence should have read thus:--

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  Prejudice is ignorance.-- Unknown (can you....
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Prejudice is ignorance.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Human beings, who are almost unique....
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.-- Douglas Adams

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  Tipper and Al came to a....
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Tipper and Al came to a show the last time we were in Washington. They're nice people, a nice family. We made every effort not to frighten them.-- Jerry Garcia

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  We will not tire, we will....
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We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.-- George W. Bush

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  No instance exists of a person's....
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No instance exists of a person's writing two languages perfectly. That will always appear to be his native language which was most familiar to him in his youth.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Doing a thing well is often....
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Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.-- Robert Byrne

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  We've got to pause and ask....
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We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Reality continues to ruin my life.--....
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Reality continues to ruin my life.-- Bill Watterson

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  I'd rather work with someone who's....
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I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny.-- Sam Donaldson

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  A bear, however hard he tries,....
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A bear, however hard he tries, grows tubby without exercise.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Few things in the world are....
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Few things in the world are more powerful than a positive push. A smile. A word of optimism and hope. A "you can do it" when things are tough.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For today and its blessings, I....
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For today and its blessings, I owe the world an attitude of gratitude.-- Clarence E. Hodges

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  Besides the noble art of getting....
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Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is a nobler art of leaving things undone…The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of nonessentials.-- Lin Yutang

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  There was a disturbance in my....
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There was a disturbance in my heart, a voice that spoke there and said, I want, I want, I want! It happened every afternoon, and when I tried to suppress it it got even stronger.-- Saul Bellow

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  Children today are tyrants. They contradict....
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.-- Socrates

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  It still remains true that no....
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It still remains true that no justification of virtue will enable a man to be virtuous.-- C. S. Lewis

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  He who blinded by ambition, raises....
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He who blinded by ambition, raises himself to a position whence he cannot mount higher, must thereafter fall with the greatest loss.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  A gentleman is a man who....
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A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't.-- Unknown

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  God is love, but get it....
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God is love, but get it in writing.-- Gypsy Rose Lee

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  I know who I am. No....
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I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe.-- Richard Gere

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  You are not superior just because....
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You are not superior just because you see the world in an odious light.-- Vicomte de Chateaubriand

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  Anything that can be done chemically....
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Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means. -- William S. Burroughs

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  Seek not happiness too greedily, and....
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Seek not happiness too greedily, and be not fearful of happiness.-- Lao-tzu

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  He with whom neither slander that....
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He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.-- Confucius

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  And we know that all things....
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And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God.-- Bible

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  We don't want to start a....
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We don't want to start a nuclear war unless we really have to, now do we Jack?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I cannot call to mind a....
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I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.-- Mark Twain

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  I still find each day to....
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I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to think, all the walks I want to take, all the books I want to read, and all the friends I want to see.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Security is when everything is settled,....
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Security is when everything is settled, when nothing can happen to you; security is the denial of life.-- Germaine Greer

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  There is no monument dedicated to....
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There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee.-- Lester J. Pourciau

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  Beware of the young doctor and....
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  If ignorance is bliss, why aren't....
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If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?-- Anonymous

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  Having supplied them with names, omnipotence,....
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Having supplied them with names, omnipotence, justice, knowledge, Providence, - what are they?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Now, I say to you today....
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Now, I say to you today my friends, even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: - 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Hypocrisy is the homage which vice....
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Hypocrisy is the homage which vice pays to virtue.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  Modern Man is the victim of....
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Modern Man is the victim of the very instruments he values most. Every gain in power, every mastery of natural forces, every scientific addition to knowledge, has proved potentially dangerous, because it has not been accompanied by equal gains in self-understanding and self-discipline.-- Lewis Mumford

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  When we say 'War is over....
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When we say 'War is over if you want it,' we mean that if everyone demanded peace instead of another television set, we'd have peace.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The elaborate caution with which the....
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The elaborate caution with which the British commander now proceeded stands out in striking contrast with the temerity of his advance upon Bunker Hill in the preceding year.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone is a genius at least....
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Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  Your sole contribution to the sum....
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Your sole contribution to the sum of things is yourself.-- Frank Crane

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  Praise the bridge that carried you....
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Praise the bridge that carried you over.-- George Colman

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  It's amazing what you can accomplish....
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It's amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.-- Harry S Truman

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  Giving every man a vote has....
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Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them good.-- H. L. Mencken

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  He shall rule them with a....
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He shall rule them with a rod of iron.-- Bible

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  You must do the things you....
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You must do the things you think you cannot do.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  People are fond of spouting out....
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People are fond of spouting out the old cliché about how Van Gogh never sold a painting in his lifetime. Somehow his example serves to justify to us, decades later, that there is somehow merit in utter failure.-- Hugh_Macleod/"

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  It is no great thing to....
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It is no great thing to be humble when you are brought low; but to be humble when you are praised is a great and rare attainment.-- Saint Bernard

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  There is a big difference between....
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There is a big difference between ideas and beliefs. Ideas live above your nose. Beliefs make it all the way to your toes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind....
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PRUDE, n. A bawd hiding behind the back of her demeanor.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Slow down and enjoy life. It's....
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Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why.-- Eddie Cantor

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  We notice things that don't work.....
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We notice things that don't work. We don't notice things that do. We notice computers, we don't notice pennies. We notice e-book readers, we don't notice books.-- Douglas Adams

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  By faithful study of the nobler....
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By faithful study of the nobler arts, our nature's softened, and more gentle grows.-- Ovid

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  If you don't learn to laugh....
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If you don't learn to laugh at troubles, you won't have anything to laugh at when you grow old.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The art of being wise is....
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The art of being wise is the art of knowing what to overlook.-- William James

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  JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached....
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JESTER, n. An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of royal tears.-- "But since thy stubborn heart will be

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  Anyone nit-picking enough to write a....
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Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it.-- Alvin Toffler

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  Some people tap their feet, some....
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Some people tap their feet, some people snap their fingers, and some people sway back and forth. I just sorta do 'em all together, I guess.-- Elvis Presley

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  I don't know what's wrong with....
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I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The most precious gift we can....
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The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence. When mindfulness embraces those we love, they will bloom like flowers.-- Thich Nhat Hanh

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  The irrationality of a thing is....
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The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  The best argument against democracy is....
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The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Appearances often are deceiving.-- Aesop ....
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Appearances often are deceiving.-- Aesop

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  I showed my appreciation of my....
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I showed my appreciation of my native land in the usual Irish way by getting out of it as soon as I possibly could.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  The most important thing she'd learned....
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The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.-- Jill Churchill

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  It is the action of an....
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It is the action of an uninstructed person to reproach others for his own misfortune; of one entering instruction, to reproach himself; and one perfectly instructed, to reproach neither others nor himself.-- Epictetus

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  I have no mercy or compassion....
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I have no mercy or compassion in me for a society that will crush people, and then penalize them for not being able to stand up under the weight.-- Malcolm X

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  The wicked at heart probably know....
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The wicked at heart probably know something.-- Woody Allen

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  Dreams take us to levels we....
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Dreams take us to levels we would otherwise be afraid to strive for.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I could have gone on flying....
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I could have gone on flying through space forever.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush,....
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Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.-- Dan Quayle

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  Non-violence does not signify that man....
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Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by enemy is meant the evil which men do, not the human beings themselves.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  The greatest motivational act one person....
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The greatest motivational act one person can do for another is to listen.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  James, you ought to discover some....
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James, you ought to discover some day that words have an exact meaning.-- Ayn Rand

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  Works of art, in my opinion,....
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Works of art, in my opinion, are the only objects in the material universe to possess internal order, and that is why, though I don't believe that only art matters, I do believe in Art for Art's sake.-- E. M. Forster

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  Stock option plans reward the executive....
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Stock option plans reward the executive for doing the wrong thing. Instead of asking, 'Are we making the right decision?' he asks, 'How did we close today?' It is encouragement to loot the corporation.-- Peter Drucker

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  Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign....
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Don't reinvent the wheel, just realign it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We don't ask a flower any....
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We don't ask a flower any special reason for its existence. We just look at it and are able to accept it as being something different from ourselves.-- Gwendolyn Brooks

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  IDIOT, n. A member of a....
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IDIOT, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I bet you if I had....
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I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.-- Will Rogers

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  The golden moments in the stream....
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The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.-- George Eliot

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  No good deed goes unpunished.-- Clare....
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No good deed goes unpunished.-- Clare Booth Luce

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  HYBRID, n. A pooled issue.-- Ambrose....
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HYBRID, n. A pooled issue.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  There are many men whose tongues....
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There are many men whose tongues might govern multitudes if they could govern their tongues.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Be entirely tolerant or not at....
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Be entirely tolerant or not at all; follow the good path or the evil one. To stand at the crossroads requires more strength than you possess.-- Heinrich Heine

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  We are always more anxious to....
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We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess.-- Mark Twain

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  Look wise, say nothing, and grunt.....
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Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.-- Sir William Osler

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  If Jerry Brown is the answer,....
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If Jerry Brown is the answer, it must be a very peculiar question.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You know, you can't please all....
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You know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show.-- Mitch Hedberg

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  O what fine thought we had....
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O what fine thought we had because we thought that the worst rogues and rascals had died out.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you wish your merit to....
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If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people.-- Oriental Proverb

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  Give every man thy ear, but....
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Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice.-- William Shakespeare

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  He waited for the mask to....
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He waited for the mask to drop off, but at the same time he did not question her right to wear it.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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  Oh! love!... That is to be....
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Oh! love!... That is to be two and to be but one. A man and a woman mingled into one angel. It is heaven.-- Victor Hugo

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  In university they don't tell you....
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In university they don't tell you that the greater part of the law is learning to tolerate fools.-- Doris Lessing

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  It is not every question that....
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It is not every question that deserves an answer.-- Publilius Syrus

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  People are willing to trade money....
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People are willing to trade money for something that they can touch, not ones and zereos.-- John Gruber

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  We read frequently if unknowingly, in....
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We read frequently if unknowingly, in quest of a mind more original than our own.-- Harold Bloom

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  Nor do not saw the air....
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Nor do not saw the air too much with your hand, thus, but use all gently. For in the very torrent, tempest, and as I may say, whirlwind of passion, you must acquire and beget a temperance that may give it smoothness.-- William Shakespeare

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  Wikipedia is a non-profit. It was....
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Wikipedia is a non-profit. It was either the dumbest thing I ever did or the smartest thing I ever did. Communities can build amazing things, but you have to be part of that community and you can't abuse them. You have to be very respectful of what their needs are.-- Jimmy Wales

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  But no perfection is so absolute,....
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But no perfection is so absolute, That some impurity doth not pollute.-- William Shakespeare

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  I don't know anything about music.....
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I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.-- Elvis Presley

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  If the misery of our poor....
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If the misery of our poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin.-- Charles Darwin

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  Aerodynamically the bumble bee should not....
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Aerodynamically the bumble bee should not be able to fly, but the bumble bee doesn't know it so it goes on flying anyway.-- Mary Kay Ash

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  Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind....
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Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy.-- Franz Kafka

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  And in the end, it's not....
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And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  The way to get on with....
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The way to get on with a cat is to treat it as an equal--or even better, as the superior it knows itself to be.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What we need to do is....
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What we need to do is learn to work in the system, by which I mean that everybody, every team, every platform, every division, every component is there not for individual competitive profit or recognition, but for contribution to the system as a whole on a win-win basis.-- W. Edwards Deming

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  Earth's crammed with heaven.-- Elizabeth Barrett....
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Earth's crammed with heaven.-- Elizabeth Barrett Browning

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  Life is not easy for any....
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Life is not easy for any of us, but what of that? We must have perseverance and, above all, confidence in ourselves.-- Marie Curie

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  Some are born great, some achieve....
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Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.-- Daniel J. Boorstin

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  Facing a mirror you see merely....
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Facing a mirror you see merely your own countenance; facing your child you finally understand how everyone else has seen you.-- Daniel Raeburn

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  Judge men not by their opinions,....
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Judge men not by their opinions, but by what their opinions have made of them.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  I personally think we developed language....
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.-- Lily Tomlin

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  If the young only knew; if....
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If the young only knew; if the old only could. -- French Proverb

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  Man is condemned to be free.--....
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Man is condemned to be free.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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  Before I met my husband, I'd....
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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.-- Rita Rudner

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  The juvenile sea squirt wanders through....
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The juvenile sea squirt wanders through the sea searching for a suitable rock or hunk of coral to cling to and make its home for life. For this task, it has a rudimentary nervous system. When it finds its spot and takes root, it doesn't need its brain anymore so it eats it! (It's rather like getting tenure.)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People in high life are hardened....
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People in high life are hardened to the wants and distresses of mankind as surgeons are to their bodily pains.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Education is not received. It is....
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Education is not received. It is achieved.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For four-fifths of our history, our....
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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.-- J. W. Schopf

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  JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the....
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JEALOUS, adj. Unduly concerned about the preservation of that which can be lost only if not worth keeping.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  True repentance means making amends with....
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True repentance means making amends with the person when at all possible.-- Lawana Blackwell

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  Only exceptionally rational men can afford....
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Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd.-- Allan Goldfein

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  The superior man is modest in....
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The superior man is modest in his speech but exceeds in his actions.-- Confucius

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  If you look for the bad....
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If you look for the bad in people, you will surely find it.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  People who like this sort of....
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People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  If you can't go over, you....
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If you can't go over, you must go under. -- Yiddish Proverb

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  Great ideas need landing gear as....
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Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Be true to your work, your....
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Be true to your work, your word, and your friend.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Think highly of yourself, for the....
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Think highly of yourself, for the world takes you at your own estimate.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I like life. It's something to....
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I like life. It's something to do.-- Ronnie Shakes

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  Youth is something very new: twenty....
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Youth is something very new: twenty years ago no one mentioned it.-- Coco Chanel

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  If people did not sometimes do....
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If people did not sometimes do silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Prosperity is living easily and happily....
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Prosperity is living easily and happily in the real world, whether you have money or not.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A theory must be tempered with....
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A theory must be tempered with reality.-- Jawaharlal Nehru

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  To expect defeat is nine-tenths of....
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To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is no exercise better for....
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There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I love my kids, but I....
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I love my kids, but I wouldn't want them for friends.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  But when thou doest alms, let....
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But when thou doest alms, let not thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth.-- Bible

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  REFORM, v. A thing that mostly....
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REFORM, v. A thing that mostly satisfies reformers opposed to reformation.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You can't expect to win unless....
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You can't expect to win unless you know why you lose.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Happiness is nothing more than good....
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Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  Count not him among your friends....
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Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Doubt is a feeling too lonely....
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Doubt is a feeling too lonely to know that faith is its twin.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Blood is thicker than water, but....
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Blood is thicker than water, but politics are thicker than blood.-- Frank Herbert

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  One glance at a book and....
Intelligent comment this one -

One glance at a book and you hear the voice of another person, perhaps someone dead for 1,000 years. To read is to voyage through time.-- Carl Sagan

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  It is better to have dreamed....
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It is better to have dreamed a thousand dreams that never were than never to have dreamed at all.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The universe will reward you for....
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The universe will reward you for taking risks on its behalf.-- Shakti Gawain

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  If they laid all the coeds....
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If they laid all the coeds from Yale end to end...I wouldn't be surprised.-- Dorothy Parker

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  When I can no longer bear....
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When I can no longer bear to think of the victims of broken homes, I begin to think of the victims of intact ones.-- Peter De Vries

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  Men's arguments often prove nothing but....
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Men's arguments often prove nothing but their wishes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Living apart and at peace with....
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Living apart and at peace with myself, I came to realize more vividly the meaning of the doctrine of acceptance. To refrain from giving advice, to refrain from meddling in the affairs of others, to refrain, even though the motives be the highest, from tampering with another's way of life - so simple, yet so difficult for an active spirit. Hands off!-- Henry Miller

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  We strain to renew our capacity....
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We strain to renew our capacity for wonder, to shock ourselves into astonishment once again.-- Shana Alexander

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  Make your own recovery the first....
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Make your own recovery the first priority in your life.-- Robin Norwood

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  To achieve the impossible dream, try....
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To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.-- Joan Klempner

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  I hope that while so many....
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I hope that while so many people are out smelling the flowers, someone is taking the time to plant some.-- Herbert Rappaport

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  I said to my girl, 'Was....
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I said to my girl, 'Was it good for you too?' And she said, 'I don't think this was good for anybody.'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery,....
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Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.-- Joseph Addison

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  I think the world is run....
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I think the world is run by 'C' students.-- Al McGuire

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  Never ascribe to an opponent motives....
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Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.-- James M. Barrie

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  Stupidity is the devil. Look in....
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Stupidity is the devil. Look in the eye of a chicken and you'll know. It's the most horrifying, cannibalistic, and nightmarish creature in this world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Go and wake up your luck.....
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Go and wake up your luck. -- Persian Proverb

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  Amusement is the happiness of those....
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Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.-- Alexander Pope

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  Tradition is laziness.-- Unknown (can you....
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Tradition is laziness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is a concept which corrupts....
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There is a concept which corrupts and upsets all others. I refer not to Evil, whose limited realm is that of ethics; I refer to the infinite.-- Jorge Luis Borges

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  I know not what course others....
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I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.-- Patrick Henry

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  I am careful not to confuse....
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I am careful not to confuse excellence with perfection. Excellence, I can reach for; perfection is God's business.-- Michael J. Fox

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  Paying alimony is like feeding hay....
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Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.-- Groucho Marx

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  The louder he talked of his....
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The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  She is the least benightedly unintelligent....
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She is the least benightedly unintelligent organic lifeform it has ever been my distinct lack of pleasure not to have been able to avoid meeting.-- Douglas Adams

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  I am not a great cook,....
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I am not a great cook, I am not a great artist, but I love art, and I love food, so I am the perfect traveller.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Reality is only just a word.--....
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Reality is only just a word.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the United States, doing good....
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In the United States, doing good has come to be, like patriotism, a favorite device of persons with something to sell.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Our life, exempt from public haunt,....
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Our life, exempt from public haunt, finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks, sermons in stones, and good in everything.-- William Shakespeare

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  In later life, as in earlier,....
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In later life, as in earlier, only a few persons influence the formation of our character; the multitude pass us by like a distant army. One friend, one teacher, one beloved, one club, one dining table, one work table are the means by which one's nation and the spirit of one's nation affect the individual.-- Jean Paul Richter

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  What is needed, rather than running....
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What is needed, rather than running away or controlling or suppressing or any other resistance, is understanding fear; that means, watch it, learn about it, come directly into contact with it. We are to learn about fear, not how to escape from it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In politics you must always keep....
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In politics you must always keep running with the pack. The moment that you falter and they sense that you are injured, the rest will turn on you like wolves.-- R. A. Butler

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  The more you sweat in peace,....
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The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To attract men, I wear a....
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To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.''-- Rita Rudner

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  If someone is going to kill....
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If someone is going to kill me, they are going to kill me. -- John F. Kennedy (to Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr.), 1962.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am not sure I am....
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I am not sure I am willing to do what it takes to become President of the United States-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist....
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Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.-- Michele Shea

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  What makes mankind tragic is not....
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What makes mankind tragic is not that they are the victims of nature, it is that they are conscious of it.-- Joseph Conrad

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  Throw your dreams into space like....
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country.-- Anais Nin

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  The key to immortality is first....
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The key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sometimes when I am driving I....
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Sometimes when I am driving I get so angry at inconsiderate drivers that I want to scream at them. But then I remember how insignificant that is, and I thank God that I have a car and my health and gas. That was phrased wrong - normally you wouldn't say, thank God I have gas.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  The state is nothing but an....
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The state is nothing but an instrument of oppression of one class by another--no less so in a democratic republic than in a monarchy.-- Friedrich Engels

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