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  I shall despair. There is no....
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I shall despair. There is no creature loves me;--

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  There is a boundary to men's....
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There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination.-- Edmund Burke

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  Next to the originator of a....
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Next to the originator of a good sentence is the first quoter of it.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Irony is the hygiene of the....
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Irony is the hygiene of the mind.-- Princess Elizabeth Asquith Bibesco

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  Forcible ways make not an end....
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Forcible ways make not an end of evil, but leave hatred and malice behind them.-- Sir Thomas Browne

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  Language exerts hidden power, like a....
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Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  I thank God I am as....
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an old man and no honester than I.-- William Shakespeare

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  Honesty is the best policy; but....
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Honesty is the best policy; but he who is governed by that maxim is not an honest man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Fall is my favorite season in....
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Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees.-- David Letterman

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  You are the lens in the....
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You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does. If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency. You will know life and be acknowledged by it according to your degree of transparency, your capacity, that is, to vanish as an end, and remain purely as a means.-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  We have to play what is....
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We have to play what is actually in demand, and we have to play it as well and as beautifully and as expressively as ever we can.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Perhaps of all the creations of....
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Perhaps of all the creations of man, language is the most astonishing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Now comes the mystery.-- Henry Ward....
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Now comes the mystery.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  It is better to risk saving....
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It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one.-- Voltaire

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  God created sex. Priests created marriage.--....
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God created sex. Priests created marriage.-- Voltaire

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  The men the American public admire....
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The men the American public admire most extravagantly are the most daring liars; the men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth.-- H. L. Mencken

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  It is the cause, not the....
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It is the cause, not the death, that makes the martyr.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  I saw the angel in the....
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I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set him free. -- Michelangelo Buonarroti

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  My idea of an agreeable person....
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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  Here are my strong reservations about....
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Here are my strong reservations about the wave of computer networks. They isolate us from one another and cheapen the meaning of actual experience. They work against literacy and creativity. They undercut our schools and libraries.-- Clifford Stoll

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  Experts say you should never hit....
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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?-- Roseanne Barr

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  I can't talk to a man....
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I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  He is brought as a lamb....
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He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter.-- Bible

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  When Fascism comes to America, it....
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When Fascism comes to America, it will come wrapped in an American flag.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  How often have I said to....
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How often have I said to you that when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth?-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  I could not say I believe.....
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I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.-- Carl Jung

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  Memories of our lives, of our....
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Memories of our lives, of our works and our deeds will continue in others.-- Rosa Parks

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  Never judge a book by its....
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Never judge a book by its movie.-- J. W. Eagan

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  I play the notes as they....
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I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Heroes are often the most ordinary....
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Heroes are often the most ordinary of men.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The heart is wiser than the....
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The heart is wiser than the intellect.-- Unknown

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  Love doesn't sit there like a....
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Love doesn't sit there like a stone, it has to be made, like bread: remade all the time, made new.-- Og Mandino

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  This is the night to go....
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This is the night to go to the theatre, like Abraham Lincoln.-- John F. Kennedy

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  God is dead.-- Friedrich Nietzsche ....
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God is dead.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Promptitude is not only a duty,....
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Promptitude is not only a duty, but is also a part of good manners; it is favorable to fortune, reputation, influence, and usefulness; a little attention and energy will form the habit, so as to make it easy and delightful.-- Charles Simmons

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  Baseball is a skilled game. It's....
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Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes.-- Will Rogers

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  There are many in the world....
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There are many in the world dying for a piece of bread, but there are many more dying for a little love.-- Mother Teresa

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  But then there's a moment like....
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But then there's a moment like tonight, a profound and transcendent experience, the feeling as if a door has opened, and it's all because of that instrument, that incredible, magical instrument.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  Foreign aid might be defined as....
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Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Since the dawn of time there....
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Since the dawn of time there have been those among us who have been willing to go to extraordinary lengths to gain access to that domain normally reserved for birds, angels, and madmen.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To the body and mind which....
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To the body and mind which have been cramped by noxious work or company, nature is medicinal and restores their tone.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Where a calculator on the ENIAC....
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Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equpped with 18,000 vaccuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1 1-- Popular Mechanics

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  Any ordinary man can...surround himself with....
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Any ordinary man can...surround himself with two thousand books...and thenceforward have at least one place in the world in which it is possible to be happy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only reason we're 7-0 is....
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The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have a new philosophy. I'm....
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I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.-- Charles M. Schulz

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  You get the best out of....
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You get the best out of others when you give the best of yourself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Courtesy:-- ....
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Courtesy:--

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  None of us will ever accomplish....
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None of us will ever accomplish anything excellent or commanding except when he listens to this whisper which is heard by him alone.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Character is what you are in....
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Character is what you are in the dark.-- American Proverb

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  Realize that true happiness lies within....
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Realize that true happiness lies within you. Waste no time and effort searching for peace and contentment and joy in the world outside. Remember that there is no happiness in having or in getting, but only in giving. Reach out. Share. Smile. Hug. Happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself.-- Og Mandino

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  What force is more potent than....
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What force is more potent than love?-- Igor Stravinsky

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  A happy marriage is the world's....
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A happy marriage is the world's best bargain. -- O. A. Battista

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  Never regard study as a duty,....
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Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the community to which your later work belongs.-- Albert Einstein

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  The great can protect themselves, but....
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The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.-- Andrew Jackson

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  Good judgement comes from experience. Experience....
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Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.-- Unknown

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  The idea of perfect closes your....
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The idea of perfect closes your mind to new standards.. When you drive hard toward one ideal, you miss opportunities and paths, not to mention hurting your confidence. Believe in your potential and then go out and explore it; don't limit it.-- John Eliot, Ph.D.

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  The future belongs to those who....
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The future belongs to those who can rise above the confines of the earth.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  Our five senses are incomplete without....
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Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth - a sense of humor.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Any activity becomes creative when the....
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Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better.-- John Updike

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  If we encounter a man of....
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If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Death ends a life, not a....
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Death ends a life, not a relationship.-- Morrie Schwartz

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  Action is the antidote to despair.--....
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Action is the antidote to despair.-- Joan Baez

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  It is best to do things....
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It is best to do things systematically, since we are only human, and disorder is our worst enemy.-- Hesiod

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  The limits of tyrants are prescribed....
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The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men have been taught that it....
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Men have been taught that it is a virtue to agree with others. But the creator is the man who disagrees. Men have been taught that it is a virtue to swim with the current. But the creator is the man who goes against the current. Men have been taught that it is a virtue to stand together. But the creator is the man who stands alone.-- Ayn Rand

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  There are no such things as....
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There are no such things as applied sciences, only applications of science.-- Louis Pasteur

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  And Lot's wife, of course, was....
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And Lot's wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned to a pillar of salt. So it goes.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  RIME, n. Agreeing sounds in the....
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RIME, n. Agreeing sounds in the terminals of verse, mostly bad. The verses themselves, as distinguished from prose, mostly dull. Usually (and wickedly) spelled "rhyme."-- Ambrose Bierce

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  People do not like to think.....
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People do not like to think. If one thinks, one must reach conclusions. Conclusions are not always pleasant.-- Helen Keller

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  A friend will tell you she....
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A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend-and he's a priest. -- Erma Bombeck

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  Purchase not friends by gifts; when....
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Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to love.-- Thomas Fuller

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  One can pay back the loan....
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One can pay back the loan of gold, but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.-- Malayan Proverb

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  Only the devil wishes everyone to....
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Only the devil wishes everyone to be his friend.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles,....
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PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  We don't get offered crises, they....
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We don't get offered crises, they arrive.-- Elizabeth Janeway

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  Nothing splendid has ever been achieved....
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Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance-- Bruce Barton

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  Education is a companion which no....
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Education is a companion which no misfortune can depress, no crime can destroy, no enemy can alienate,no despotism can enslave. At home, a friend, abroad, an introduction, in solitude a solace and in society an ornament.It chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives at once grace and government to genius. Without it, what is man? A splendid slave, a reasoning savage.-- Joseph Addison

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  Be discreet in all things, and....
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Be discreet in all things, and so render it unnecessary to be mysterious about any.-- Arthur Wellesley

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  War is cruel and you cannot....
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War is cruel and you cannot refine it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Good company and good discourse are....
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Good company and good discourse are the very sinews of virtue.-- Izaak Walton

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  DIE, n. The singular of "dice."....
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DIE, n. The singular of "dice." We seldom hear the word, because there is a prohibitory proverb, "Never say die." At long intervals, however, some one says: "The die is cast," which is not true, for it is cut. The word is found in an immortal couplet by that eminent poet and domestic economist, Senator Depew:--

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  In war there is no substitute....
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In war there is no substitute for victory. -- General Douglas MacArthur

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  It is easy in the world....
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It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion. It is easy in solitude to live after our own. But the great man is he who, in the midst of the crowd, keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Trust yourself, then you will know....
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Trust yourself, then you will know how to live.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  In a time of drastic change....
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In a time of drastic change it is the learners who inherit the future. The learned usually find themselves equipped to live in a world that no longer exists.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Get married early in the morning.....
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Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.-- Mickey Rooney

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  It is a youthful failing to....
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It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one's impulses.-- Seneca

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  The reverse side also has a....
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The reverse side also has a reverse side.-- Japanese Proverb

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  When someone does something good, applaud!....
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When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.-- Samuel Goldwyn

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  People, like nails, lose their effectiveness....
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People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The future belongs to those who....
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The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  It was just a job. It....
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It was just a job. It wasn't any special interest in consumer affairs. I needed a paycheck and the Attorney General said that I would be best to go down there, because he knew I was anti-consumer.-- Dan Quayle

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  I have never made but one....
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I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' And God granted it.-- Voltaire

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  Religion consists in a set of....
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Religion consists in a set of things which the average man thinks he believes and wishes he was certain of.-- Mark Twain

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  Now is the time for all....
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Now is the time for all good men to come to.-- Walt Kelly

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  Through every rift of discovery some....
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Through every rift of discovery some seeming anomaly drops out of the darkness, and falls, as a golden link, into the great chain of order.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The trouble with doing something right....
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The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  How is it possible to find....
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How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?-- Woody Allen

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  Government is not reason; it is....
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Government is not reason; it is not eloquence; it is force! It is a dangerous servant and a terrible master.-- George Washington

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  There is no legal obligation to....
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There is no legal obligation to perform impossibilities.-- Publius Celsus

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  Whoever it was who searched the....
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Whoever it was who searched the heavens with a telescope and found no God would not have found the human mind if he had searched the brain with a microscope.-- George Santayana

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  Fallacies do not cease to be....
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Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  A book is a garden, an....
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A book is a garden, an orchard, a storehouse, a party, a company by the way, a counselor, a multitude of counselors.-- Charles Baudelaire

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  When it comes to sex, the....
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When it comes to sex, the most important six inches are the ones between the ears.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Two men look out through the....
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Two men look out through the same bars: One sees the mud and one the stars.-- Frederick Langbridge

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  Is the chemical aftertaste the reason....
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Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?-- Neil Gaiman

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  Nothing average ever stood as a....
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Nothing average ever stood as a monument to progress. When progress is looking for a partner it doesn't turn to those who believe they are only average. It turns instead to those who are forever searching and striving to become the best they possibly can. If we seek the average level we cannot hope to achieve a high level of success. Our only hope is to avoid being a failure.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The universe seems wondrous to me,....
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The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines and uncompromising ways. Patience and time sit like sages on the planets, strong and impersonal. There is a stark beauty to all of this.-- Real Live Preacher

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  History is one war after another....
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History is one war after another with a bunch of murders and natural disasters in between.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you....
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In Kyudo philosophy, you don't aim--you become one with the target. Then, in fact, there's nothing to aim at. I find it works well with women, too. Give it a try.-- Martin Sage and Sybil Adelman

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  My punishment is greater than I....
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My punishment is greater than I can bear-- Bible

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  Peace of mind is that mental....
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Peace of mind is that mental condition in which you have accepted the worst.-- Lin Yutang

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  Don't let people drive you crazy....
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Don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's in walking distance.-- Unknown

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  Great minds think alike, and fools....
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Great minds think alike, and fools seldom differ.-- Anonymous

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  Winning is not a sometime thing;....
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Winning is not a sometime thing; its an all the time thing. You don't win once in a while; you don't do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time. Winning is a habit.-- Vince Lombardi

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  No one knows what he can....
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No one knows what he can do till he tries.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Most of us would like to....
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Most of us would like to be smarter than we are, stronger than we are, richer than we are, but we don't feel all that comfortable with people who are.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People will buy anything that is....
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People will buy anything that is one to a customer.-- Sinclair Lewis

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  If you make money your god,....
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If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil.-- Henry Fielding

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  To love someone is to identify....
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To love someone is to identify with them.-- Aristotle

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  Justice cannot be for one side....
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Justice cannot be for one side alone, but must be for both.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  You thought I was writing The....
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You thought I was writing The Truth? Honey, I don't even know what The Truth means.-- Hugh Elliott

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  Leisure is the mother of philosophy.--....
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Leisure is the mother of philosophy.-- Thomas Hobbes

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  Statistically the probability of any one....
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Statistically the probability of any one of us being here is so small that you would think the mere possibility of existence would keep us all in a contented dazzlement of surprise.-- Lewis Thomas

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  Don't die with the music in....
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Don't die with the music in you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Each memorable verse of a true....
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Each memorable verse of a true poet has two or three times the written content.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The more you know, the harder....
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The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you become informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray. You realize that nothing is as clear and simple as it first appears. Ultimately, knowledge is paralyzing.-- Bill Watterson

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  Simplicity is the peak of civilization.--....
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Simplicity is the peak of civilization.-- Jessie Sampter

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  The world is so full of....
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The world is so full of a number of things-- Robert_Louis_Stevenson/"

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  Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For....
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Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true.-- Demosthenes

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  CONVENT, n. A place of retirement....
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CONVENT, n. A place of retirement for woman who wish for leisure to meditate upon the vice of idleness.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Make all you can, save all....
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Make all you can, save all you can, give all you can.-- John Wesley

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  The wise man doesn't give the....
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The wise man doesn't give the right answers, he poses the right questions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Santa Claus wears a Red Suit,....
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?-- Arlo Guthrie

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  Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none....
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Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered.-- W. H. Auden

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  A conscience is like a baby.....
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A conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I love being married. It's so....
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.-- Rita Rudner

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  The measure of a man is....
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The measure of a man is what he does with power.-- Pittacus

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  Passionate hatred can give meaning and....
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Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Thus people haunted by the purposelessness of their lives try to find a new content not only by dedicating themselves to a holy cause but also by nursing a fanatical grievance. A mass movement offers them unlimited opportunities for both.-- Eric Hoffer

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  I really can't come to your....
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I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools."-- Dorothy_Parker/"

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  Know how to ask. There is....
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Know how to ask. There is nothing more difficult for some people, nor for others, easier.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  Because I have loved life, I....
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Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die.-- Amelia Burr

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  God cannot give us a happiness....
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God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing.-- C. S. Lewis

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  The question our century puts before....
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The question our century puts before us is: is it possible to regain the lost dimension, the encounter with the Holy, the dimension which cuts through the world of subjectivity and objectivity and goes down to that which is not world but is the Mystery of the Ground of Being.-- Paul Tillich

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  In the name of God, stop....
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In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you.-- Leo Tolstoy

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  Do not look back. And do....
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Do not look back. And do not dream about the future, either. It will neither give you back the past, nor satisfy your other daydreams. Your duty, your reward- your destiny-are here and now.-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  I was never ruined but twice:....
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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.-- Voltaire

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  You should always believe what you....
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You should always believe what you read in the newspapers, for that makes them more interesting.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When I see an adult on....
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When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. -- H. G. Wells

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  Money can't buy you happiness but....
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Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.-- Joan Rivers

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  To know what you prefer instead....
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To know what you prefer instead of humbly saying Amen to what the world tells you you ought to prefer, is to have kept your soul alive.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  It is said that power corrupts,....
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It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power.-- David Brin

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  Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent....
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Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as....
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HEBREW, n. A male Jew, as distinguished from the Shebrew, an altogether superior creation.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A free society is a place....
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A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  The unconscious self is the real....
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The unconscious self is the real genius. Your breathing goes wrong the moment your conscious self meddles with it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Lady you bereft me of all....
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Lady you bereft me of all words,--

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  Success in business requires training and....
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Success in business requires training and discipline and hard work. But if you're not frightened by these things, the opportunities are just as great today as they ever were.-- David Rockefeller

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  To be loved, be lovable.-- Ovid....
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To be loved, be lovable.-- Ovid

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  We are here and it is....
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We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Grant us a brief delay; impulse....
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Grant us a brief delay; impulse in everything is but a worthless servant.-- Caecilius Statius

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  What we call progress is the....
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What we call progress is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.-- Havelock Ellis

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  OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in....
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OPIATE, n. An unlocked door in the prison of Identity. It leads into the jail yard.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The art of conversation consist as....
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The art of conversation consist as much in listening politely, as in talking agreeably.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never interrupt your enemy when he....
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Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  Every gun that is made, every....
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Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, represents, in the final analysis, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, who are cold and are not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  To win without risk is to....
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To win without risk is to triumph without glory.-- Pierre Corneille

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  The world is so empty if....
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The world is so empty if one thinks only of mountains, rivers and cities, but to know that there is someone who, though distant, thinks and feels with us -- this makes the earth for us an inhabited garden.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The men who had hated [the....
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The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

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  It matters not whether you win....
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the truest sense, freedom cannot....
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In the truest sense, freedom cannot be bestowed; it must be achieved.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  In an era of global abundance,....
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In an era of global abundance, our world has the resources to reduce dramatically the massive divides that persist between rich and poor, if only those resources can be unleashed in the service of all peoples.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  BEARD, n. The hair that is....
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BEARD, n. The hair that is commonly cut off by those who justly execrate the absurd Chinese custom of shaving the head.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You only live once but if....
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You only live once but if you work it right, once is enough.-- Joe E. Lewis

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  Fishing gives you a sense of....
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Fishing gives you a sense of where you fit in the sceme of things - Your place in the universe...I, mean, here I am, one small guy with a fishing pole on this vast beach and out there in the blue expanse of ocean are these hundreds of millions of fish...laughing at me.-- Unknown

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  He that is not open to....
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He that is not open to conviction, is not qualified for discussion.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Some men just aren't cut out....
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Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  I hope I shall possess firmness....
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I hope I shall possess firmness and virtue enough to maintain what I consider the most enviable of all titles, the character of an honest man.-- George Washington

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  Convincing yourself doesn't win an argument.--....
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Convincing yourself doesn't win an argument.-- Robert Half

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  A purpose of human life, no....
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A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  Education is what most receive, many....
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Education is what most receive, many pass on, and few possess.-- Karl Kraus

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  Because you are in control of....
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Because you are in control of your life. Don't ever forget that. You are what you are because of the conscious and subconscious choices you have made.-- Barbara Hall

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  The basic fact about human existence....
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Wine gives courage and makes men....
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Wine gives courage and makes men more apt for passion.-- Ovid

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  The great successful men of the....
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The great successful men of the world have used their imaginations, they think ahead and create their mental picture, and then go to work materializing that picture in all its details, filling in here, adding a little there, altering this a bit and that bit, but steadily building, steadily building.-- Robert Collier

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  I view my job as being....
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I view my job as being someone who is supposed to piss people off. I don't want to be just one-of-the-guys. I don't want to be just a smiling face you see on television presenting some vapid kind of easily- digestible garbage. This is rock and roll. I want to be a rock and roll star! Rock and roll is about shaking things up, making people act and react. That's what I do.-- Marilyn Manson

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  How hard it is, sometimes, to....
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How hard it is, sometimes, to trust the evidence of one's senses! How reluctantly the mind consents to reality.-- Norman Douglas

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  She said she usually cried at....
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She said she usually cried at least once each day not because she was sad, but because the world was so beautiful and life was so short.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Continuous effort is the key to....
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Continuous effort is the key to unlocking our potential.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I always deserve the best treatment....
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I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.-- Jane Austen

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  Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.--....
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Stoners are cute; junkies are sad.-- Kevin Smith

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  I will be correspondent to command,....
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I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.-- William Shakespeare

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  The problem most people have with....
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The problem most people have with resisting temptation is that they never really want to discourage it altogether.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everybody in this life has their....
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Everybody in this life has their challenges and difficulties. That is part of our mortal test. . . . Peace comes through hope.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  As long as anyone believes that....
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As long as anyone believes that his ideal and purpose is outside him, that it is above the clouds, in the past or in the future, he will go outside himself and seek fulfillment where it cannot be found. He will look for solutions and answers at every point except where they can be found--in himself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The most profound joy has more....
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The most profound joy has more of gravity than of gaiety in it.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  Self-confidence is something caught and not....
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Self-confidence is something caught and not taught. And, risk-running and chance-taking are the only ways to catch it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ten people who speak make more....
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Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You can never underestimate the stupidity....
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.-- Scott Adams

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  Time is nature's way of keeping....
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.-- Unknown

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  The medium is the message.-- Marshall....
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The medium is the message.-- Marshall McLuhan

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  He is one of those peple....
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He is one of those peple who would be enormously improved by death-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The tools of conquest do not....
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The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices -- to be found in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless, frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all its own -- for the children and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.-- Rod Serling

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  Music is the last true voice....
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Music is the last true voice of the human spirit. It can go beyond language, beyond age, and beyond color straight to the mind and heart of all people.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you can think of yesterday....
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When you can think of yesterday without regret and tomorrow without fear, you are near contentment.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's good to know there are....
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It's good to know there are people in the world much sicker then I am.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The person who knows one thing....
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The person who knows one thing and does it better than anyone else, even if it only be the art of raising lentils, receives the crown he merits. If he raises all his energy to that end, he is a benefactor of mankind and its rewarded as such.-- Og Mandino

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  When there's a lot of light,....
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When there's a lot of light, you don't notice the dark. When there's a lot of dark you always notice the light.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Trust more in God. Believe that....
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Trust more in God. Believe that He who created you will maintain you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I don't like being called Elvis....
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I don't like being called Elvis The Pelvis. That's gotta be one of the most childish expressions I've ever heard coming from an adult.-- Elvis Presley

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  Social engaged intellectuals must accept reality....
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Social engaged intellectuals must accept reality as they found it and shape it toward positive social goals, not stand aside in self-righteous isolation.-- John Dewey

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  People forget how fast you did....
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People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it.-- Howard Newton

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  Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous....
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Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is one of the beautiful....
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It is one of the beautiful compensations of this life that no one can sincerely try to help another without helping himself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  They deem me mad for I....
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They deem me mad for I will not sell my days for gold; I deem them mad for they think my days have a price.-- Kahlil Gibran

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  When a dog bites a man....
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When a dog bites a man that is not news, but when a man bites a dog that is news.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Love is a smoke made with....
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Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes, Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers’ tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet.-- William Shakespeare

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  Fear is a great motivator.-- Unknown....
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Fear is a great motivator.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Where do I find the time....
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Where do I find the time for not reading so many books?-- Karl Kraus

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  I started concentrating so hard on....
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I started concentrating so hard on my vision that I lost sight.-- Robin Green

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  You need only claim the event....
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You need only claim the event of your life to make yourself yours. When you truly possess all you have been and done, which may take some time, you are fierce with reality.-- Florida Scott-Maxwell

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  At the beginning of a great....
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At the beginning of a great national change, the patriot is a scarce man: scorned, ridiculed and forgotten. When his cause succeeds, however, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot.-- Mark Twain

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  I've never paid for a push-up....
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I've never paid for a push-up or a sit-up in my life - And I've done millions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People who ask our advice almost....
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People who ask our advice almost never take it. Yet we should never refuse to give it, upon request, for it often helps us to see our own way more clearly.-- Brendan Francis

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  The lazy man always does twice....
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The lazy man always does twice the work.-- Spanish_Proverb/"

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  You save an old man and....
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You save an old man and you save a unit; but save a boy, and you save a multiplication table.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Humor is always based on a....
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?-- Dick Clark

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  Don't refuse to go on an....
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Don't refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase -- that's what wild geese are for.-- Anonymous

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  Fortune favors the brave.-- Virgil ....
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Fortune favors the brave.-- Virgil

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  The ability to delude yourself may....
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.-- Jane Wagner

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  Thousands of geniuses live and die....
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Thousands of geniuses live and die undiscovered -- either by themselves or by others.-- Unknown

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  All this will not be finished....
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All this will not be finished in the first 100 days. Nor will it be finished in the first 1,000 days, nor in the life of this administration, nor even perhaps in our lifetime on this planet. But let us begin.-- John F. Kennedy

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  From without, no wonderful effect is....
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From without, no wonderful effect is wrought within ourselves, unless some interior, responding wonder meets it.-- Herman Melville

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  Death hath so many doors to....
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Death hath so many doors to let out life.-- John Fletcher

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  Minds, like bodies, will often fall....
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Minds, like bodies, will often fall into a pimpled, ill-conditioned state from mere excess of comfort.-- Charles Dickens

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  In real life, unlike in Shakespeare,....
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In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be.-- Hubert H. Humphrey

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  Why shouldn't things be largely absurd,....
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Why shouldn't things be largely absurd, futile, and transitory? They are so, and we are so, and they and we go very well together.-- George Santayana

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  The object of persecution is persecution.....
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The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.-- George Orwell

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  Television is more interesting than people.....
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.-- Alan Corenk

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  There is nothing better than the....
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There is nothing better than the encouragement of a good friend.-- Katharine Butler Hathaway

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  There is no worse heresy than....
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There is no worse heresy than that the office sanctifies the holder of it.-- Lord Acton

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  A man is what he is,....
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A man is what he is, not what men say he is. His character no man can touch. His character is what he is before his God and his Judge; and only he himself can damage that. His reputations what men say he is. That can be damaged; but reputation is for time, character is for eternity-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nothing in this world is to....
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Nothing in this world is to be feared... only understood.-- Marie Curie

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  In a free state there should....
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In a free state there should be freedom of speech and thought.-- Tiberius

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  ...to emphasize the afterlife is to....
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...to emphasize the afterlife is to deny life. To concentrate on Heaven is to create hell. In their desperate longing to transcend the disorderliness, friction, and unpredictability that pesters life; in their desire for a fresh start in a tidy habitat, germ-free and secured by angels, religious multitudes are gambling the only life they may ever have on a dark horse in a race that has no finish line."-- Tom Robbins

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  I'm not concerned about all hell....
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I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect.-- George Carlin

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  A suspicious mind always looks on....
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A suspicious mind always looks on the black side of things.-- Publilius Syrus

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  The more corrupt the state, the....
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The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Your life story would not make....
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but....
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Anybody can observe the Sabbath, but making it holy surely takes the rest of the week. -- Alice Walker

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  Success isn't necessarily permanent - but....
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Success isn't necessarily permanent - but neither is failure.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Experience does not ever err. It....
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Experience does not ever err. It is only your judgment that errs in promising itself results which are not caused by your experiments.-- Leonardo da Vinci

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  I have not seen a person....
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I have not seen a person who loved virtue, or one who hated what was not virtuous. He who loved virtue would esteem nothing above it.-- Confucius

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  We hold these truths to be....
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We hold these truths to be self-evident that all men are created equal; that they are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights; that among these are life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.-- US Declaration of Independence

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  Something must be done when you....
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Something must be done when you find an opposing set of desires of this kind well to the fore in your category of strong desires. You must set in operation a process of competition, from which one must emerge a victor and the other set be defeated.-- Robert Collier

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  Our individuality is all, all, that....
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Our individuality is all, all, that we have. There are those who barter it for security, those who repress it for what they believe is the betterment of the whole society, but blessed in the twinkle of the morning star is the one who nurtures and rides it, in grace and love and wit, from peculiar station to peculiar station along life's bittersweet route.-- Tom Robbins

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  How can one conceive of a....
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How can one conceive of a one party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese.-- Charles de Gaulle

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  When I was kidnapped, my parents....
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When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.-- Woody Allen

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  Evil to him who evil thinks.--....
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Evil to him who evil thinks.-- King_Edward_the_Third/"

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  Most of our obstacles would melt....
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Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up our minds to walk boldly through them.-- Orison Swett Marden

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  I've known what it is to....
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I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant.-- Ring Lardner

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  Everytime a child says 'I don't....
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Everytime a child says 'I don't believe in fairies' there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead.-- James M. Barrie

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  Not that you lied to me,....
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Not that you lied to me, but that I no longer believe you, has shaken me.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we did not have such....
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If we did not have such a thing as an airplane today, we would probably create something the size of N.A.S.A. to make one.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Americans detest all lies except lies....
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Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.-- Edgar Watson Howe

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  What would the world do without....
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What would the world do without tea? - how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea.-- Sydney Smith

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  God gives every bird its food,....
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God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.-- J. G. Holland

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  There is nothing more demoralizing than....
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There is nothing more demoralizing than a small but adequate income.-- Edmund Wilson

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  The consensus seemed to be that....
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The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel. This is essentially the basis of all military thinking.-- Terry Pratchett

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  My tears stuck in their little....
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My tears stuck in their little ducts, refusing to be jerked.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never argue with an idiot, because....
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Never argue with an idiot, because they will only bring you down to their level and beat you by experience.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Have patience awhile; slanders are not....
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Have patience awhile; slanders are not long-lived. Truth is the child of time; erelong she shall appear to vindicate thee.-- Immanuel Kant

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  When a thing ceases to be....
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When a thing ceases to be a subject of controversy, it ceases to be a subject of interest.-- William Hazlitt

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  One of the symptoms of an....
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One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.-- Bertrand Russell

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  JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is....
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JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells to the citizen as a reward for his allegiance, taxes and personal service.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is for us to make....
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It is for us to make the effort. The result is always in God's hands.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Usenet is like Tetris for people....
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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Difficulties are meant to rouse, not....
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Difficulties are meant to rouse, not discourage. The human spirit is to grow strong by conflict.-- William Ellery Channing

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  So, let us not be blind....
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So, let us not be blind to our differences - but let us also direct attention to our common interests and to the means by which those differences can be resolved.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Insanity is hereditary; you get it....
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.-- Sam Levenson

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  When a man wants to murder....
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When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants to murder him it's called ferocity.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  If a person is determined to....
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If a person is determined to fight to the death, then they may very well have that opportunity.-- Donald H. Rumsfeld

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  He is free knows how to....
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He is free knows how to keep in his own hands the power to decide.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All men by nature desire knowledge.--....
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All men by nature desire knowledge.-- Aristotle

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  Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a....
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Archbishop: a Christian ecclesiastic of a rank superior to that attained by Christ.-- H. L. Mencken

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  A great leader never sets himself....
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A great leader never sets himself above his followers except in carrying responsibilities.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To my embarrassment I was born....
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.-- Wilson Mizner

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  A man who is afraid of....
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A man who is afraid of death will be afraid of life also, because life brings death. If you are afraid of the enemy and you close your door, the friend will also be prohibited.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You know what charm is: a....
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You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question.-- Albert Camus

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  I decided that it was not....
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I decided that it was not wisdom that enabled [poets] to write their poetry, but a kind of instinct or inspiration, such as you find in seers and prophets who deliver all their sublime messages without knowing in the least what they mean.-- Socrates

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  While one person hesitates because he....
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While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior.-- Henry C. Link

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  Every artist was first an amateur.--....
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Every artist was first an amateur.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  EVERLASTING, adj. Lasting forever. It is....
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EVERLASTING, adj. Lasting forever. It is with no small diffidence that I venture to offer this brief and elementary definition, for I am not unaware of the existence of a bulky volume by a sometime Bishop of Worcester, entitled, _A Partial Definition of the Word "Everlasting," as Used in the Authorized Version of the Holy Scriptures_. His book was once esteemed of great authority in the Anglican Church, and is still, I understand, studied with pleasure to the mind and profit of the soul.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.--....
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COMPULSION, n. The eloquence of power.-- Ambrose Bierce

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