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  Nobody ever went broke underestimating the....
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Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public.-- H. L. Mencken

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  It is hard to believe that....
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It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Truth is subject to too much....
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Truth is subject to too much analysis.-- Frank Herbert

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  American husbands are the best in....
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American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Photography, fortunately, to me has not....
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Photography, fortunately, to me has not only been a profession but also a contact between people - to understand human nature and record, if possible, the best in each individual.-- Nickolas Muray

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  In America, anyone can become president.....
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In America, anyone can become president. That's one of the risks you take.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  A wonderful fact to reflect upon,....
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A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other. A solemn consideration, when I enter a great city by night, that every one of those darkly clustered houses encloses its own secret; that every room in every one of them encloses its own secret; that every beating heart in the hundreds of thousands of breasts there, is, in some of its imaginings, a secret to the heart nearest it!-- Charles Dickens

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  Experience is the name everyone gives....
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Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Begin doing what you want to....
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Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand ­ and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.-- Marie Beyon Ray

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  Become a fixer, not just a....
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Become a fixer, not just a fixture.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Living well is the best revenge.--....
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Living well is the best revenge.-- George Herbert

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  A lifetime of happiness! No man....
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A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it: it would be hell on earth.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  The lover knows much more about....
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The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.-- George Santayana

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  I like long walks, especially when....
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Noel Coward

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  Technology adds nothing to art. Two....
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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a story, and at any point during the story I could stop, and ask, Now do you want the hero to be kidnapped, or not? But that would, of course, have ruined the story. Part of the experience of being entertained is sitting back and plugging into someone else's vision.-- Penn Jillette

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  The only real failure in life....
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The only real failure in life is the failure to try.-- Unknown

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  In films murders are always very....
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In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  You know, of course, that the....
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You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Courage conquers all things.-- Ovid ....
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Courage conquers all things.-- Ovid

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  The great danger... in believing yourself....
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The great danger... in believing yourself especially chosen is that it becomes easy to view those who are not your people as God's especially unchosen.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A nation is a society united....
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A nation is a society united by delusions about its ancestry and by common hatred of its neighbors.-- William Ralph Inge

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  I see where we are starting....
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I see where we are starting to pay some attention to our neigbors to the south. We could never understand why Mexico wasn't just crazy about us; for we have always had their good will, and oil and minerals, at heart.-- Will Rogers

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  I used to dread getting older....
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I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.-- Nancy Astor

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  Wisdom does not show itself so....
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Wisdom does not show itself so much in precept as in life - in firmness of mind and a mastery of appetite. It teaches us to do as well as to talk; and to make our words and actions all of a color.-- Seneca

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  Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.--....
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Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.-- Charles Lamb

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  Mistakes are part of the dues....
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Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.-- Sophia Loren

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  Matters of religion should never be....
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Matters of religion should never be matters of controversy. We neither argue with a lover about his taste, not condemn him, if we are just, for knowing so human a passion.-- George Santayana

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  Harding was not a bad man,....
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Harding was not a bad man, he was just a slob.-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

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  Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.--....
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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  One reason I don't drink is....
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.-- Nancy Astor

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  LIVER, n. A large red organ....
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LIVER, n. A large red organ thoughtfully provided by nature to be bilious with. The sentiments and emotions which every literary anatomist now knows to haunt the heart were anciently believed to infest the liver; and even Gascoygne, speaking of the emotional side of human nature, calls it "our hepaticall parte." It was at one time considered the seat of life; hence its name -- liver, the thing we live with. The liver is heaven's best gift to the goose; without it that bird would be unable to supply us with the Strasbourg _pate_.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Is it better to be the....
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.-- Woody Allen

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  I feel like a tiny bird....
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I feel like a tiny bird with a big song!-- Jerry Van Amerongen

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  Love is the triumph of imagination....
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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.-- H. L. Mencken

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  My major preoccupation is the question,....
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My major preoccupation is the question, 'What is reality?' Many of my stories and novels deal with psychotic states or drug-induced states by which I can present the concept of a multiverse rather than a universe. Music and sociology are themes in my novels, also radical political trends; in particular I've written about fascism and my fear of it.-- Philip K. Dick

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  War is only a continuation of....
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War is only a continuation of state policy by other means.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Art washes away from the soul....
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Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.-- Pablo Picasso

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  In creating, the only hard thing....
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In creating, the only hard thing is to begin: a grass blade's no easier to make than an oak.-- James Russell Lowell

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  Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them;....
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Face your deficiencies and acknowledge them; but do not let them master you. Let them teach you patience, sweetness, insight.-- Helen Keller

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  Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other....
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Self-sacrifice enables us to sacrifice other people without blushing.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  A single death is a tragedy,....
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A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.-- Joseph Stalin

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  If you do something only for....
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If you do something only for money, you will never succeed at it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The world must be made safe....
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The world must be made safe for democracy.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  A kind word never broke anyone's....
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A kind word never broke anyone's mouth. -- Irish Proverb

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  As I was walking up the....
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  We have a firm commitment to....
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We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a *part* of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a *part* of Europe.-- Dan Quayle

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  We need new writers to create....
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We need new writers to create roles where women are morall central to the story. I grew up indentifying with Marlon Brando. It's time we created new myths.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  ... I said to myself that....
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... I said to myself that growing up really means slowing down.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone would like to behave like....
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Everyone would like to behave like a pagan, with everyone else behaving like a Christian.-- Albert Camus

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  Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.--....
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Nobody's interested in sweetness and light.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When all you can feel are....
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When all you can feel are the shadows, turn your face towards the sun.-- Helen Keller

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  What is life but a series....
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What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Goodness is the only investment that....
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Goodness is the only investment that never fails.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Death is a friend of ours;....
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Death is a friend of ours; and he that is not ready to entertain him is not at home.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Let him who desires peace prepare....
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Let him who desires peace prepare for war.-- Flavius Vegetius Renatus

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  It is easier for a camel....
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It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.-- Bible

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  There are more bad musicians than....
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There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I like less the story that....
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I like less the story that a frog if put in cold water will not bestir itself if that water is heated up slowly and gradually and will in the end let itself be boiled alive, too comfortable with continuity to realize that continuous change at some point may become intolerable and demand a change in behavior.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men rarely (if ever) manage to....
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Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If the facts don't fit the....
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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.-- Albert Einstein

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  OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy.--....
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OUTDO, v.t. To make an enemy.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Some people surrender their freedom willingly....
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Some people surrender their freedom willingly but others are forced to surrender it. Imprisonment begins with birth. Society, parents they refuse to allow you to keep the freedom you were born with. There are subtle ways to punish a person for daring to feel. You see that everyone around you has destroyed his true feeling nature. You imitate what you see.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man for whom law exists....
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The man for whom law exists - the man of forms, the Conservative, is a tame man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A whole is that which has....
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A whole is that which has beginning, middle and end.-- Aristotle

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  Death is nothing, but to live....
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Death is nothing, but to live defeated is to die every day.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  You have never done enough, so....
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You have never done enough, so long as it is still possible that you have something of value to contribute-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  The only time you ever run....
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The only time you ever run out of chances is when you stop taking them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Live in the sunshine, swim the....
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Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air…-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  There is no royal road to....
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There is no royal road to anything. One thing at a time, all things in succession. That which grows fast, withers as rapidly. That which grows slowly, endures.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  [Television is] the triumph of machine....
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[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.-- Fred Allen

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  There's a bit of magic in....
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There's a bit of magic in everything, and some loss to even things out.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is a mistake to suppose....
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It is a mistake to suppose that men succeed through success; they much oftener succeed through failures. Precept, study, advice, and example could never have taught them so well as failure has done.-- Samuel Smiles

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  Behind every great fortune there is....
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Behind every great fortune there is a crime.-- Honore de Balzac

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  It is a kind of spiritual....
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It is a kind of spiritual snobbery that makes people think they can be happy without money.-- Francois Rabelais

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  No other road, no other way,....
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No other road, no other way, no day but today.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you can't convince them, confuse....
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.-- Harry S Truman

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  All men, if they work not....
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All men, if they work not as in the great taskmaster's eye, will work wrong, and work unhappily for themselves and for you.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  By three methods we may learn....
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By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.-- Confucius

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  Better to write for yourself and....
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Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public and have no self.-- Cyril Connolly

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  If I take care of my....
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If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself. -- D. L. Moody

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  A plague o' both your houses!--....
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A plague o' both your houses!-- William Shakespeare

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  It is a profitable thing, if....
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It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.-- Aeschylus

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  Aspiring to a small business that....
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Aspiring to a small business that does what it does very well is a noble pursuit.-- Narenda Rocherolle

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  He that is giddy thinks the....
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He that is giddy thinks the world turns round.-- William Shakespeare

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  War is based on deception.-- Sun-Tzu....
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War is based on deception.-- Sun-Tzu

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  Dream lofty dreams, as you dream,....
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Dream lofty dreams, as you dream, so shall you become. Your vision is the promise of what you one day shall be: your ideal is the prophecy of what you shall at last unveil.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I don't feel good.-- Unknown (can....
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I don't feel good.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Human nature is so well disposed....
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Human nature is so well disposed towards those who are in interesting situations, that a young person, who either marries or dies, is sure of being kindly spoken of.-- Jane Austen

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  The income tax has made more....
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr.-- Will Rogers

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  Genius might well be defined as....
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Genius might well be defined as the ability to makes a platitude sound as though it were an original remark.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we were to wake up....
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If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the same race, creed and color, we would find some other cause for prejudice by noon.-- George Aiken

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  A fine quotation is a diamond....
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A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool.-- Joseph Roux

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  History is the version of past....
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History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.-- Napoleon Bonaparte

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  Where desire writhed there stands a....
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Where desire writhed there stands a stone; the change was sudden and complete.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For nonconformity the world whips you....
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For nonconformity the world whips you with its displeasure.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The enemy is anybody who's going....
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The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.-- Joseph Heller

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  The only true happiness comes from....
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The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.-- William Cowper

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  People are far more sincere and....
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People are far more sincere and good-humored at speeding their parting guests than on meeting them.-- Anton Chekhov

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  Peace is when time doesn't matter....
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Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by.-- Maria Schell

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  Beauty is life when life unveils....
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Beauty is life when life unveils her holy face.--

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  It's important to begin a search....
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It's important to begin a search on a full stomach.-- Henry Bromel

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  There is no reason for any....
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There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.-- Ken Olsen

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  I think people don't place a....
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I think people don't place a high enough value on how much they are nurtured by doing whatever it is that totally absorbs them.-- Jean Shinoda Bolen

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  Bore: a man who is never....
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Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A husband is always a sensible....
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A husband is always a sensible man; he never thinks of marrying.-- Alexandre Dumas

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  To be able to fill leisure....
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To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.-- Arnold Toynbee

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  When the student is ready. .....
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When the student is ready. . . the lesson appears.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  My religion consists of a humble....
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God-- Albert Einstein

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  Duty, then, is the sublimest word....
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Duty, then, is the sublimest word in our language. Do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, you should never wish to do less.-- Robert E. Lee

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  MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition....
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MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Life ought to be a struggle....
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Life ought to be a struggle of desire toward adventures whose nobility will fertilize the soul.-- Rebecca West

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  Praise is like sunlight to the....
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Praise is like sunlight to the human spirit: we cannot flower and grow without it.-- Jess Lair

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  There is no new thing under....
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There is no new thing under the sun.-- Bible

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  The supreme happiness in life is....
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The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.-- Victor Hugo

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  Talking with you is sort of....
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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.-- Bill Watterson

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  It is easier to get forgiveness....
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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.-- Stuart's Law of Retroaction

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  Never fight an inanimate object.-- P.....
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Never fight an inanimate object.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  But to my mind, though I....
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  Few are agreeable in conversation, because....
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Few are agreeable in conversation, because each thinks more of what he intends to say than of what others are saying, and listens no more when he himself has a chance to speak.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  We do not know what we....
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We do not know what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact.-- Jean-Paul Sartre

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  It's all knowing what to start....
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It's all knowing what to start with. If you start in the right place and follow all the steps, you will get to the right end.-- Elizabeth Moon

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  Power always has to be kept....
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Power always has to be kept in check; power exercised in secret, especially under the cloak of national security, is doubly dangerous.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It usually takes a long time....
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It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way.-- Anonymous

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  The mind of a bigot is....
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The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  A poem begins in delight and....
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A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.-- Robert Frost

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  I, with a deeper instinct, choose....
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I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naïve or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman.-- Anaïs Nin

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  Have you ever noticed that there....
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Have you ever noticed that there are people who do things which are most indelicate, and yet at the same time - beautiful?-- E. M. Forster

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  Darling: the popular form of address....
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Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a person of the opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment recall-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Talent is what you possess; genius....
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Talent is what you possess; genius is what possesses you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everything that can be invented has....
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Everything that can be invented has been invented.--

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  It is the simple things in....
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It is the simple things in life that make living worthwhile - sweet fundamental things such as love.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Doctors are the same as lawyers;....
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.-- Anton Chekhov

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  Courage is fear that has said....
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Courage is fear that has said its prayers.-- Dorothy Bernard

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  The perfect host requires the perfect....
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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Pain is nothing compared to what....
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Pain is nothing compared to what it feels like to quit. Give everything you got today for tomorrow may never come.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We have a criminal jury system....
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We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world; and its efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read.-- Mark Twain

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  The English think incompetence is the....
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The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.-- Quentin Crisp

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  Is there no balm in Gilead?....
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Is there no balm in Gilead? is there no physician there?-- Bible

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  Our memories are card indexes consulted,....
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Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities whom we do not control.-- Cyril Connolly

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  It it not good to see....
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It it not good to see people who have been pretending strength all their lives lose it even for a minute.-- Lillian Hellman

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  Absence is to love what wind....
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Absence is to love what wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The good old days weren't always....
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The good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems.-- Billy Joel

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  HERMIT, n. A person whose vices....
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HERMIT, n. A person whose vices and follies are not sociable.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  One man has enthusiasm for 30....
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One man has enthusiasm for 30 minutes, another for 30 days, but it is the man who has it for 30 years who makes a success of his life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Only a fool walks backwards into....
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Only a fool walks backwards into the future.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have you and even if....
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I have you and even if we never meet or ever see each other, we have left our thumbprints in the thick, moist clay of each other's lives.-- Hugh Elliott

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  He who is caught in a....
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He who is caught in a lie is not believed when he tells the truth. -- Spanish Proverb

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  Ultimately nature and events are largely....
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Ultimately nature and events are largely what our imaginations make them out to be.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  No matter how much pressure you....
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No matter how much pressure you feel at work, if you could find ways to relax for at least five minutes every hour, you'd be more productive.-- Dr. Joyce Brothers

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  Nobody will believe in you unless....
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Nobody will believe in you unless you believe in yourself.-- Liberace

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  Mathematics has given economics rigor, but....
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Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Henry James would have been vastly....
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Henry James would have been vastly improved as a novelist by a few whiffs of the Chicago stockyard.-- H. L. Mencken

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  A dollar saved is a quarter....
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A dollar saved is a quarter earned.-- John Ciardi

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  Thought means life, since those who....
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Thought means life, since those who do not think so do not live in any high or real sense. Thinking makes the man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To overcome evil with good is....
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To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  This is the story of America.....
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This is the story of America. Everybody's doing what they think they're supposed to do.-- Jack Kerouac

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  I have no need of your....
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained by some of your grosser reminiscences.-- Alexander Woollcott

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  Death is not extinguishing the light--....
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Death is not extinguishing the light--

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  If you don't know what to....
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If you don't know what to do, call the media and at least give the appearance of doing something.-- David Peterson

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  Better shun the bait, than struggle....
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Better shun the bait, than struggle in the snare.-- John Dryden

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  I believe that every right implies....
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I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity an obligation; every possession a duty.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The human language is like a....
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The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  Getting fired is nature's way to....
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Getting fired is nature's way to telling you that you had the wrong job in the first place.-- Hal Lancaster

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  We have staked the whole future....
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We have staked the whole future of American civilization, not upon the power of government, far from it. We have staked the future of all of our political institutions upon the capacity of mankind of self-government; upon the capacity of each and all of us to govern ourselves, to control ourselves, to sustain ourselves according to the Ten Commandments of God.-- James Madison

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  The history of ideas is the....
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The history of ideas is the history of the grudges of solitary men.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Whenever people agree with me I....
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Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.-- Oscar Wilde

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  When will I learn? The answer....
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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!-- Matt Groening

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  We have long passed the Victorian....
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We have long passed the Victorian era, when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Work saves us from three great....
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Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.-- Voltaire

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  Dreams never hurt anybody if you....
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Dreams never hurt anybody if you keep working right behind the dreams to make as much of them become real as you can.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am patient with stupidity but....
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I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.-- Edith Sitwell

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  The moment we find the reason....
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The moment we find the reason behind an emotion...the wall we have built is breached, and the positive memories it has kept from us return too. That's why it pays to ask those painful questions. The answers can set you free.-- Gloria Steinem

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  Anger repressed can poison a relationship....
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Anger repressed can poison a relationship as surely as the cruelest words.-- Dr. Joyce Brothers

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  If you can't sleep, then get....
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If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep.-- Dale Carnegie

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  You can have it all. You....
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You can have it all. You just can't have it all at once.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  And now, in keeping with Channel....
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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first--an attempted suicide.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If men were angels, no government....
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If men were angels, no government would be necessary.-- James Madison

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  Sure there are dishonest men in....
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Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.-- Richard M. Nixon

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  Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred....
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Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but backwards and in high heels.-- Faith Whittlesey

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  Death is not the worst thing;....
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Death is not the worst thing; rather, when one who craves death cannot attain even that wish.-- Sophocles

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  There are three social classes in....
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There are three social classes in America: upper middle class, middle class, and lower middle class.-- Judith Martin

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  Just goes to show you. You....
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Just goes to show you. You can kill a guy, fold him up, stuff him in your trunk, and still you don't *really* know him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When he is best, he is....
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When he is best, he is a little worse than a man; and when he is worst, he is little better than a beast.-- William Shakespeare

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  CALIFORNIA: From Latin 'calor', meaning "heat"....
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CALIFORNIA: From Latin 'calor', meaning "heat" (as in English 'calorie' or Spanish 'caliente'); and 'fornia', for "sexual intercourse" or "fornication." Hence: Tierra de California, "the land of hot sex."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I'm keenly aware of the Pride....
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I'm keenly aware of the Pride coming before the Fall . . . but I really do like what I've been able to do here.-- Wil Wheaton

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  A little sincerity is a dangerous....
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A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Everyone is a prisoner of his....
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Everyone is a prisoner of his own experiences. No one can eliminate prejudices - just recognize them.-- Edward R. Murrow

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  There is no benefit in the....
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There is no benefit in the gifts of a bad man.-- Euripides

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  I've been trying for some time....
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I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence.-- Garry Trudeau

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  Whatever you fear most has no....
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Whatever you fear most has no power - it is your fear that has the power.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Your only obligation in any lifetime....
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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else is not only impossible, but that mark of a fake messiah.-- Richard Bach

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  Finally, in conclusion, let me say....
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Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.-- Peter Sellers

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  No nation was ever drunk when....
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No nation was ever drunk when wine was cheap.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Clarity of mind means clarity of....
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Clarity of mind means clarity of passion, too; this is why a great and clear mind loves ardently and sees distinctly what it loves.-- Blaise Pascal

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  There is nothing either good or....
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There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you're young, try to be....
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When you're young, try to be realistic; as you get older, become idealistic. You'll live longer.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Family dinners are more often than....
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Family dinners are more often than not an ordeal of nervous indigestion, preceded by hidden resentment and ennui and accompanied by psychosomatic jitters.-- M. F. K. Fisher

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  You do what you can for....
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You do what you can for as long as you can, and when you finally can't, you do the next best thing. You back up but you don't give up.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The harvest truly is plenteous, but....
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The harvest truly is plenteous, but the laborers are few.-- Bible

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  The very first law in advertising....
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.-- Bill Cosby

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  The innocence of the intention abates....
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The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Are you going out after the....
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Are you going out after the truth, or are you going out after something you believe?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ye shall know the truth, and....
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Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.-- Bible

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  Let the coming hour overflow with....
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Let the coming hour overflow with joy, and let pleasure drown the brim.-- William Shakespeare

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  Good breeding consists in concealing how....
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Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.-- Mark Twain

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  Sometimes, if you stand on the....
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Sometimes, if you stand on the bottom rail of a bridge and lean over to watch the river slipping slowly away beneath you, you will suddenly know everything there is to be known.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Things somehow seem more real and....
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Things somehow seem more real and vivid when one can apply somebody else's ready-made phrase about them.-- Aldous Huxley

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  Work and acquire, and thou hast....
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Work and acquire, and thou hast chained the wheel of Chance.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Only a life lived for others....
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Only a life lived for others is a life worth while.-- Albert Einstein

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  A ruffled mind makes a restless....
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A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.-- Charlotte Bronte

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  It is about a socialist, anti-family....
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It is about a socialist, anti-family political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.-- Pat Robertson

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  What our ancestors would really be....
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What our ancestors would really be thinking, if they were alive today, is: "Why is it so dark in here?"-- Terry Pratchett

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  It is well, when judging a....
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It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior imapartiality.-- Arnold Bennett

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  We all use our imagination every....
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We all use our imagination every day. However, most of us are unaware that what we envision affects every cell of our bodies and every aspect of our performance.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I dream of wayward gulls and....
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I dream of wayward gulls and all landless lovers, rare moments of winter sun, peace, privacy, for everyone.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you're afraid of the future,....
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If you're afraid of the future, then get out of the way, stand aside. The people of this country are ready to move again.-- Ronald Reagan

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  Age is only a number, a....
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Age is only a number, a cipher for the records. A man can't retire his experience. He must use it. Experience achieves more with less energy and time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  However, never daunted, I will cope....
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However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my traditional manner ... sulking and nausea.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Drawing on my fine command of....
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Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.-- Unknown

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  I was gratified to be able....
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I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said, "I don't know."-- Mark Twain

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  Slang is a language that rolls....
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Slang is a language that rolls up its sleeves, spits on its hands and goes to work.-- Carl Sandburg

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  First secure an independent income, then....
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First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.-- Greek Proverb

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  DIVINATION, n. The art of nosing....
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DIVINATION, n. The art of nosing out the occult. Divination is of as many kinds as there are fruit-bearing varieties of the flowering dunce and the early fool.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise....
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All dimensions are critical dimensions, otherwise why are they there?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men of genius do not excel....
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Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.-- William Hazlitt

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  The soul of man is immortal....
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The soul of man is immortal and imperishable.-- Plato

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  The physician can bury his mistakes,....
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The physician can bury his mistakes, but the architect can only advise his client to plant vines - so they should go as far as possible from home to build their first buildings.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  People want economy and they will....
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People want economy and they will pay any price to get it.-- Lee Iacocca

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  I am Cuban, Argentine, Bolivian, Peruvian,....
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I am Cuban, Argentine, Bolivian, Peruvian, Ecuadorian, etc... You understand.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You don't stop laughing because you....
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You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing.-- Michael Pritchard

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  A mother is not a person....
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A mother is not a person to lean on but person to make leaning unnecessary.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Well has it been said that....
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Well has it been said that there is no grief like the grief which does not speak.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  My toughest fight was with my....
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My toughest fight was with my first wife.-- Muhammad Ali

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  Advertising is 85% confusion and 15%....
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Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.-- Fred Allen

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  Respect yourself and others will respect....
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Respect yourself and others will respect you.-- Confucius

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  Our character is what we do....
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Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Be kind, for everyone you meet....
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Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.-- Plato

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  Humanity takes itself too seriously. It's....
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Humanity takes itself too seriously. It's the world's original sin. If the caveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.-- Oscar Wilde

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  If you want to sacrifice the....
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If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.-- Katharine Hepburn

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  Time is the most valuable thing....
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Time is the most valuable thing a man can spend.-- Theophrastus

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  You have to have confidence in....
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You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.-- Rosalynn Carter

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  There is something fascinating about science.....
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There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact.-- Mark Twain

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  It would appear that we have....
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It would appear that we have reached the limits of what it is possible to achieve with computer technology, although one should be careful with such statements, as they tend to sound pretty silly in 5 years.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The hero is commonly the simplest....
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The hero is commonly the simplest and obscurest of men.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  What's the earth With all its....
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What's the earth With all its art, verse, music, worth - Compared with love, found, gained, and kept?-- Robert Browning

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  The affluence of the rich excites....
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The affluence of the rich excites the indignation of the poor, who are often both driven by want, and prompted by envy, to invade his possessions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Every author, however modest, keeps a....
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Every author, however modest, keeps a most outrageous vanity chained like a madman in the padded cell of his breast.-- Logan Pearsall Smith

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  Her ways are ways of pleasantness,....
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Her ways are ways of pleasantness, and all her paths are peace.-- Bible

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  Do you know what is better....
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Do you know what is better than charity and fasting and prayer? It is keeping peace and good relations between people, as quarrels and bad feelings destroy mankind.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Equal opportunity means everyone will have....
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Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  The chief obstacle to the progress....
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The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race.-- Don Marquis

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  The trouble with us in America....
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The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Art is science made clear.-- Jean....
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Art is science made clear.-- Jean Cocteau

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  Have no fear of perfection --....
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Have no fear of perfection -- you will never reach it.-- Salvador Dali

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  I finally realized that being a....
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I finally realized that being a role model doesn't mean people are encouraged to be like me -- they're encouraged to go out and be more of themselves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Man is the only animal that....
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.-- William Hazlitt

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  The only stable state is the....
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The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.-- Aristotle

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  One problem with gazing too frequently....
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One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn around to find the future has run out on us.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I trained for three years at....
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I trained for three years at drama school to be an actor - not a celebrity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People often say that 'beauty is....
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People often say that 'beauty is in the eye of the beholder,' and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing that you are the beholder. This empowers us to find beauty in places where others have not dared to look, including inside ourselves.-- Salma Hayek

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  You are built not to shrink....
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You are built not to shrink down to less but to blossom into more.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  Keep your eyes to the sunshine....
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Keep your eyes to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadows.-- Helen Keller

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  The only thing to do with....
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The only thing to do with good advice is pass it on. It is never any use to oneself.-- Oscar Wilde

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  A successful individual typically sets his....
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A successful individual typically sets his next goal somewhat but not too much above his last achievement. In this way he steadily raises his level of aspiration.-- Kurt Lewin

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  Education is an admirable thing, but....
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Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.-- Oscar Wilde

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  I am the only person in....
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I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Learning is achieved only in company.--....
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Learning is achieved only in company.-- The Talmud

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  RESTITUTIONS, n. The founding or endowing....
Intelligent comment this one -

RESTITUTIONS, n. The founding or endowing of universities and public libraries by gift or bequest.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Error of opinion may be tolerated....
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Error of opinion may be tolerated where reason is left free to combat it.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space....
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-- particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.-- Woody Allen

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  Conversation is an art in which....
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Conversation is an art in which a man has all mankind for his competitors, for it is that which all are practising every day while they live.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Anybody caught selling macrame in public....
Intelligent comment this one -

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.-- Calvin Trillin

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  There is not one female comic....
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There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.-- Joan Rivers

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  If we did but know how....
How interesting

If we did but know how little some enjoy of the great things that they possess, there would not be much envy in the world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Time is nature's way of keeping....
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening all at once.-- Unknown

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  If you cannot get rid of....
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If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and....
I like this one

Whenever, therefore, people are deceived and form opinions wide of the truth, it is clear that the error has slid into their minds through the medium of certain resemblances to that truth.-- Socrates

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  HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined,....
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HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Optimism is the content of small....
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Optimism is the content of small men in high places.-- F. Scott Fitzgerald

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  TV is chewing gum for the....
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TV is chewing gum for the eyes.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  Look at this. It's worthless -....
Clever stuff

Look at this. It's worthless - ten dollars from a vendor in the street. But I take it, I bury it in the sand for a thousand years, it becomes priceless.-- George Lucas

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  Love sought is good, but giv'n....
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Love sought is good, but giv'n unsought is better.-- William Shakespeare

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  HARANGUE, n. A speech by an....
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HARANGUE, n. A speech by an opponent, who is known as an harrangue- outang.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The growth of understanding follows an....
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The growth of understanding follows an ascending spiral rather than a straight line.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  This life is a test. It....
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This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.-- Unknown

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  You might as well fall flat....
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You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward.-- James Thurber

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  That action is best which procures....
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That action is best which procures the greatest happiness.-- Francis Hutcheson

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  Nature made him, and then broke....
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Nature made him, and then broke the mold.-- Ludovico Ariosto

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  REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission....
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REFERENDUM, n. A law for submission of proposed legislation to a popular vote to learn the nonsensus of public opinion.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Anyone who truly loves God travels....
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Anyone who truly loves God travels securely. -- Saint Teresa of Avila

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  Look to your health; and if....
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Look to your health; and if you have it, praise God and value it next to conscience; for health is the second blessing that we mortals are capable of, a blessing money can't buy.-- Izaak Walton

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  In order to succeed you must....
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In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Civilization is built on a number....
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Civilization is built on a number of ultimate principles...respect for human life, the punishment of crimes against property and persons, the equality of all good citizens before the law...or, in a word justice.-- Max Nordau

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  Ten men in our country could....
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Ten men in our country could buy the whole world and ten million can't buy enough to eat.-- Will Rogers

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  Keep away from people who try....
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Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.-- Mark Twain

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  Any tool is a weapon if....
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Any tool is a weapon if you hold it right.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Almost all absurdity of conduct arises....
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Almost all absurdity of conduct arises from the imitation of those whom we cannot resemble.-- Samuel Johnson

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  It may not be that the....
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It may not be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong - but that is the way to bet.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Black holes are where God divided....
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Black holes are where God divided by zero.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All truth passes through three stages.....
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All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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  Men fear thought as they fear....
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Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Politics is the science of getting....
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Politics is the science of getting more power than anyone deserves to have.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Do not cut down the tree....
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Do not cut down the tree that gives you shade. -- Persian Proverb

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  At a dinner party one should....
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At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  I'm not afraid of facts, I....
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I'm not afraid of facts, I welcome facts but a congeries of facts is not equivalent to an idea. This is the essential fallacy of the so-called "scientific" mind. People who mistake facts for ideas are incomplete thinkers; they are gossips.-- Cynthia Ozick

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  Question how much freedom your path....
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Question how much freedom your path affords you. Be utterly ruthless about it.-- Hugh_Macleod/"

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  BATTLE, n. A method of untying....
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BATTLE, n. A method of untying with the teeth of a political knot that would not yield to the tongue.-- Ambrose Bierce

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