Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  I intend to live forever or....
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I intend to live forever or die trying.-- Joseph Heller

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  Silence is one of the hardest....
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Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute.-- Josh Billings

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  I would venture to guess that....
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I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.-- Virginia Woolf

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  That’s the miracle of babies, their....
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That's the miracle of babies, their ability to lay bare the tender, beating hearts of raging assholes.-- Heather Armstrong

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  Lots of people are willing to....
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Lots of people are willing to die for the person they love, which is a pity, for it is a much grander thing to live for that person. -- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You are beautiful, but you are....
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You are beautiful, but you are empty. One could not die for you. To be sure, an ordinary passerby would think that my rose looked just like you--the rose that belongs to me. But in herself alone she is more important than all the hundreds of you other roses: because it is she that I have watered.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  Zeus does not bring all men's....
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Zeus does not bring all men's plans to fulfillment.-- Homer

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  Being born in a duck yard....
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Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan's egg.-- Hans Christian Andersen

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  Washington is a city of Southern....
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Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Go ahead, make my day.-- Unknown....
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Go ahead, make my day.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone should free their mind and....
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Everyone should free their mind and soul. Some are ready to free them now, and some will be ready to free them in the future. Some will never be ready and that is what makes their lives not worth living.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People seem not to see that....
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People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of their character.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  You don't need a lot of....
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You don't need a lot of the stuff you think you need.-- Jason Fried

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  Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into....
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Ten thousand fools proclaim themselves into obscurity, while one wise man forgets himself into immortality.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  Believe one who has proved it.....
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Believe one who has proved it. Believe an expert.-- Virgil

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  By all means, let's not confuse....
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By all means, let's not confuse ourselves with the facts!-- Anonymous

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  We always like those who admire....
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We always like those who admire us; we do not always like those whom we admire.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  The only sure thing about luck....
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The only sure thing about luck is that it will change.-- Bret Harte

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  We have enslaved the rest of....
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We have enslaved the rest of the animal creation, and have treated our distant cousins in fur and feathers so badly that beyond doubt, if they were able to formulate a religion, they would depict the Devil in human form.-- William Ralph Inge

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  If fifty million people say a....
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.-- Anatole France

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  The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.--....
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The Philistines be upon thee, Samson.-- Bible

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  ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king....
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ANOINT, v.t. To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery.--

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  OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief,....
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OPTIMISM, n. The doctrine, or belief, that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, everything good, especially the bad, and everything right that is wrong. It is held with greatest tenacity by those most accustomed to the mischance of falling into adversity, and is most acceptably expounded with the grin that apes a smile. Being a blind faith, it is inaccessible to the light of disproof -- an intellectual disorder, yielding to no treatment but death. It is hereditary, but fortunately not contagious.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I am glad that I am....
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I am glad that I am not a man, for if I were I should have to marry a woman.-- Madame de Stael

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  I think that I shall never....
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I think that I shall never see-- Joyce_Kilmer/"

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  A cold needs the cook as....
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A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor. -- Scottish Proverb

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  Well, I can't eat muffins in....
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Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Outer space is no place for....
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Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.-- Lady Violet Bonham Carter

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  Once in the racket you're always....
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Once in the racket you're always in it.-- Al Capone

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  The important thing is this: to....
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The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.-- Charles Du Bos

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  Virtue is indeed its own reward.--....
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Virtue is indeed its own reward.-- Claudianus

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  Never offend people with style when....
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.-- Sam Brown

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  Perfection can be achieved by no....
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Perfection can be achieved by no one, because perfection is achieved from faults- yet faults tear away the perfection in you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Moral indignation is jealousy with a....
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Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The men who had hated [the....
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The men who had hated [the book], and had not particularly loved Helvétius, flocked round him now. Voltaire forgave him all injuries, intentional or unintentional. 'What a fuss about an omelette!' he had exclaimed when he heard of the burning. How abominably unjust to persecute a man for such an airy trifle as that! 'I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,' was his attitude now. --

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  If one has no vanity in....
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If one has no vanity in this life of ours, there is no sufficient reason for living.-- Leo Tolstoy

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  If the world were a logical....
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If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically....
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Nothing has a stronger influence psychologically on their environment and especially on their children than the unlived life of the parent.-- Carl Jung

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  A hobby a day keeps the....
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A hobby a day keeps the doldrums away.-- Phyllis Mcginley

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  Without trust, words become the hollow....
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Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I hold a creed, which no....
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I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon mention, but in which I delight, and to which I cling, for it extends hope to all; it makes eternity a rest - a mighty home - not a terror and an abyss. With this creed, I can so clearly distinguish between the criminal and his crime, I can so sincerly forgive the first while I abhor the last; with this creed, revenge never worries my heart, degredation never too deeply disgusts me, injustice bever crushes me too low; I live in calm, looking to the end.-- Charlotte Bronte

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  Dost thou love life? Then do....
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Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that's the stuff life is made of.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  You're not to be so blind....
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You're not to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or says it.-- Malcolm X

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  Our subconscious minds have no sense....
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Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives. Unfortunately most of us are completely unaware of this fact and we do not monitor our thoughts with the care needed so that we can create in our lives the results we say we want. Since the great majority of people do not feel worthy and deserving of abundant good fortune, radiant good health and total success in all areas of their lives that overriding thought pattern controls the results people get. The first order of business of anyone who wants to enjoy success in all areas of his-- Sidney_Madwed/"

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  Any person of average intelligence could....
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Any person of average intelligence could write a better commentary than he does. He hasn't covered a story in years.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Always get married early in the....
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Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.-- Mickey Rooney

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  As I know more of mankind....
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As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly.-- Samuel Johnson

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  There is nothing so useless as....
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There is nothing so useless as doing efficiently that which should not be done at all.-- Peter Drucker

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  When there are monsters there are....
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When there are monsters there are miracles.-- Ogden Nash

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  In the desert a fountain is....
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In the desert a fountain is springing,--

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  Any fool can criticize, condemn, and....
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Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do.-- Dale Carnegie

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  The man who follows a crowd....
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The man who follows a crowd will never be followed by a crowd.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The most powerful factors in the....
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The most powerful factors in the world are clear ideas in the minds of energetic men of good will.-- J. Arthur Thomson

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  If you have the creative urge,....
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If you have the creative urge, it isn't going to go away. But sometimes it takes a while before you accept the fact.-- Hugh Macleod

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  We have learned that terrorist attacks....
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We have learned that terrorist attacks are not caused by the use of strength; they are invited by the perception of weakness. And the surest way to avoid attacks on our own people is to engage the enemy where he lives and plans. We are fighting that enemy in Iraq and Afghanistan today so that we do not meet him again on our own streets, in our own cities.-- George W. Bush

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  Sometimes people do things that hurt....
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Sometimes people do things that hurt and it's not because they mean to. They just do. It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you, but you end up hurt because of it.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  There are only two kinds of....
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There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'-- C. S. Lewis

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  A man who is 'of sound....
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A man who is 'of sound mind' is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.-- Paul Valery

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  Ignorant men don't know what good....
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Ignorant men don't know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.-- Sophocles

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  If you try, you will find....
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If you try, you will find it impossible to do one great thing. You can only do many small things with great love.-- Mother Teresa

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  The sweat of hard work is....
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The sweat of hard work is not to be displayed. It is much more graceful to appear favored by the gods.-- Maxine Hong Kingston

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  Science can destroy religion by ignoring....
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Science can destroy religion by ignoring it as well as by disproving its tenets. No one ever demonstrated, so far as I am aware, the non-existence of Zeus or Thor - but they have few followers now.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  I was not lying. I said....
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I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Rich gifts wax poor when givers....
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Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.-- William Shakespeare

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  More than an end to war,....
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More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  It takes your enemy and your....
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It takes your enemy and your friend, working together, to hurt you: the one to slander you, and the other to get the news to you.-- Mark Twain

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  Neither can embellishments of language be....
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Neither can embellishments of language be found without arrangement and expression of thoughts, nor can thoughts be made to shine without the light of language.-- Cicero

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  ...But separate a man from his....
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...But separate a man from his car- that's inhuman.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never give advice...-- ....
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Never give advice...--

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  The mediocre teacher tells. The good....
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The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.-- William Arthur Ward

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  It is as natural to die....
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It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little infant perhaps the one is as painful as the other.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Or what about the statue in....
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Or what about the statue in California currently said to be crying bloody tears? Why worry about the alleged weeping of a plaster effigy when so many actual human beings have reason to cry?-- Anna Quindlen

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  We know that we can do....
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We know that we can do what men can do, but we still don't know that men can do what women can do. That's absolutely crucial. We can't go on doing two jobs.-- Gertrude Stein

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  This is my simple religion. There....
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This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples; no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple; the philosophy is kindness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is a denial of justice....
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It is a denial of justice not to stretch out a helping hand to the fallen; that is the common right of humanity.-- Seneca

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  Words form the thread on which....
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Words form the thread on which we string our experiences.-- Aldous Huxley

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  The Courage that we all prize....
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The Courage that we all prize and seek is not the courage to die decently, but to live manfully.-- Thomas Carlyle

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  The fog comes-- Unknown (can you....
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The fog comes-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A billion here, a billion there,....
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A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.-- Senator Everett Dirksen

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  The way by which you may....
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The way by which you may get money almost without exception leads downward.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Create like a god. Command like....
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Create like a god. Command like a king. Work like a slave!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Be not extravagantly high in expression....
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Be not extravagantly high in expression of thy commendations of men thou likest, it may make the hearer's stomach rise.-- Thomas Fuller

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  In mathematics you don't understand things.....
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In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.-- Johann von Neumann

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  I want to know God's thoughts;....
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I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.-- Albert Einstein

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  I always admired atheists. I think....
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I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  There are three ingredients in the....
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There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning, and yearning.-- Christopher Morley

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  Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge.--....
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Sweet mercy is nobility's true badge.-- William Shakespeare

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  I am always doing that which....
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I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it.-- Pablo Picasso

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  Nothing can add more power to....
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Nothing can add more power to your life than concentrating all your energies on a limited set of targets.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In his errors a man is....
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In his errors a man is true to type. Observe the errors and you will know the man.-- Confucius

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  Some days you're the dog, some....
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Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant.-- Anonymous

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  Not until just before dawn do....
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Not until just before dawn do people sleep best; not until people get old do they become wise.-- Chinese Proverb

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  This is no time to act....
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This is no time to act like a gentleman. I am a cad and shall react like one.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you would not be forgotten,....
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If you would not be forgotten, as soon as you are rotten,-- Benjamin_Franklin/"

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  Brevity is the soul of lingerie.--....
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.-- Dorothy Parker

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  These are the times that try....
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These are the times that try men's souls.-- Thomas Paine

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  DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals....
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DIGESTION, n. The conversion of victuals into virtues. When the process is imperfect, vices are evolved instead -- a circumstance from which that wicked writer, Dr. Jeremiah Blenn, infers that the ladies are the greater sufferers from dyspepsia.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  I used to think as I....
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I used to think as I looked out on the Hollywood night, 'There must be thousands of girls sitting alone like me, dreaming of becoming a movie star. But I'm not going to worry about them. I'm dreaming the hardest.'-- Marilyn Monroe

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  It may seem difficult at first,....
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It may seem difficult at first, but everything is difficult at first.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Whatever became of the moment when....
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Whatever became of the moment when one first knew about death? There must have been one, a moment, in childhood when it first occurred to you that you don't go on for ever. It must have been shattering- stamped into one's memory. And yet I can't remember it. It never occurred to me at all. What does one make of that? We must be born with an intuition of mortality. Before we know the words for it, before we know that there are words, out we come, bloodied and squalling with the knowledge that for all the compasses in the world, there's only one direction, and time is its only measure.-- Tom Stoppard

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  People ask for criticism, but they....
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People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  A woman can forgive a man....
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A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices he makes on her account.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Most advances in science come when....
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Most advances in science come when a person for one reason or another is forced to change fields.-- Peter Borden

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  God, give us grace to accept....
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God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other.-- Reinhold Niebuhr

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  It's really too bad a lot....
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It's really too bad a lot of crumby stuff is so much fun sometimes.-- J. D. Salinger

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  Reality is nothing but a collective....
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Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.-- Lily Tomlin

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  Once lead this people into war....
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Once lead this people into war and they will forget there ever was such a thing as tolerance.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  Anger, if not restrained, is frequently....
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Anger, if not restrained, is frequently more hurtful to us that injury that provokes it.-- Seneca

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  Love can be sordid only if....
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Love can be sordid only if you work at it.-- Brooke McEldowney

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  Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love....
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Jealousy: that Dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive.-- Havelock Ellis

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  Loss is nothing else but change,....
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Loss is nothing else but change, and change is Nature's delight.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  He that studieth revenge keepeth his....
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He that studieth revenge keepeth his own wounds green, which otherwise would heal and do well.-- John Milton

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  A man who carries a cat....
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A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.-- Mark Twain

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  The world we live in will....
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The world we live in will be either better or worse, depending on whether we become better or worse.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In spite of the cost of....
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In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  Sometimes the laughter in mothering is....
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Sometimes the laughter in mothering is the recognition of the ironies and absurdities. Sometime, though, it's just pure, unthinking delight.-- Barbara Schapiro

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  It is not only fine feathers....
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It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds.-- Aesop

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  I am determined that my children....
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I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.-- Charles Lamb

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  I don't want to see the....
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I don't want to see the uncut version of anything.-- Jean Kerr

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  You will certainly not be able....
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You will certainly not be able to take the lead in all things yourself, for to one man a god has given deeds of war, and to another the dance, to another lyre and song, and in another wide-sounding Zeus puts a good mind.-- Homer

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  In peace, children inter their parents;....
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In peace, children inter their parents; war violates the order of nature and causes parents to inter their children.-- Herodotus

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  If rich people could hire other....
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If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.-- Yiddish Proverb

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  Blessed are they who heal you....
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Blessed are they who heal you of self-despisings. Of all services which can be done to man, I know of none more precious.-- William Hale White

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  A true philosopher is like an....
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A true philosopher is like an elephant; he never puts the second foot down until the first one is solidly in place.-- Fontenelle

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  She just came in, pounced around....
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She just came in, pounced around this thing with me for a few years enjoyed herself, gave it a sort of beautiful quality and left. Excited a few men in the meantime.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  That man is the richest whose....
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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  I don't believe in the goodness....
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I don't believe in the goodness of disagreeable people.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  No man who has once heartily....
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No man who has once heartily and wholly laughed can be altogether irreclaimably bad.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Persuasion is often more effectual than....
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Persuasion is often more effectual than force.-- Aesop

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  All great discoveries are made by....
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All great discoveries are made by men whose feelings run ahead of their thinking.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The best antidote I have found....
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The best antidote I have found is to yearn for something. As long as you yearn, you can't congeal: there is a forward motion to yearning.-- Gail Godwin

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  I just need enough to tide....
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I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.-- Bill Hoest

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  Perfection of moral virtue does not....
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Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.-- Saint Thomas Aquinas

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  We will not walk in fear,....
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We will not walk in fear, one of another. We will not be driven into an age of unreason if we dig deep into our history and remember we are not descended from fearful men.-- Edward R. Murrow

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  The good Lord gave me a....
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The good Lord gave me a brain that works so fast that in one moment I can worry as much as it would take others a whole year to achieve.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You should always carry a gun.....
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You should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know that you're always making a choice.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  By evil report and good report.--....
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By evil report and good report.-- Bible

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  We are rich only through what....
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We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse.-- Anne-Sophie Swetchine

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  Music is essentially useless, as life....
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Music is essentially useless, as life is: but both have an ideal extension which lends utility to its conditions.-- George Santayana

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  A liberal is a man who....
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A liberal is a man who leaves the room when the fight begins.-- Heywood Broun

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  Cherish your own emotions and never....
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Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.-- Robert Henri

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  What the world needs is not....
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What the world needs is not dogma but an attitude of scientific inquiry combined with a belief that the torture of millions is not desirable, whether inflicted by Stalin or by a Deity imagined in the likeness of the believer.-- Bertrand Russell

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  If one advances confidently in the....
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If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The greatest good you can do....
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The greatest good you can do for another is not just share your riches, but to reveal to him his own.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  A love for tradition has never....
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A love for tradition has never weakened a nation, indeed it has strengthened nations in their hour of peril.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  To have little is to possess.--....
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To have little is to possess.-- Lao-tzu/"

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  While my interest in natural history....
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While my interest in natural history has added very little to my sum of achievement, it has added immeasurably to my sum of enjoyment in life.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  Justice is a contract of expediency,....
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Justice is a contract of expediency, entered upon to prevent men harming or being harmed.-- Epicurus

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  Take a two-mile walk every morning....
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Take a two-mile walk every morning before breakfast.-- Harry S Truman

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  To harken to evil conversation is....
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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam)-- Anonymous

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  I predict future happiness for Americans....
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I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Words have a longer life than....
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Words have a longer life than deeds.-- Pindar

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  I say fear must be followed....
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I say fear must be followed by hope. Hope you do something about it. It's a call to action.-- Elie Wiesel

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  He is a hard man who....
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He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.-- Voltaire

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  Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher;....
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Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher; all is vanity.-- Bible

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  The supreme happiness of life is....
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The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved.-- Victor Hugo

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  Life is pain, anyone who says....
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Life is pain, anyone who says differently is selling something.-- William Goldman

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  You are a product of your....
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You are a product of your environment. So choose the environment that will best develop you toward your objective. Analyze your life in terms of its environment. Are the things around you helping you toward success - or are they holding you back-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Courage is the fear of being....
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Courage is the fear of being thought a coward.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God....
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FORGETFULNESS, n. A gift of God bestowed upon doctors in compensation for their destitution of conscience.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The only limit to our realization....
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The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Yes, I have cherished my "demagogue"....
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Yes, I have cherished my "demagogue" role. I know that societies often have killed the people who have helped to change those societies. And if I can die having bought any light, having exposed any meaningful truth that will help to destroy the racist cancer that is maligant in the body of America - then, all of the credit is due to Allah. Only the mistakes have been mine.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the fight between you and....
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In the fight between you and the world, back the world.-- Frank Zappa

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  HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the....
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HOMOEOPATHIST, n. The humorist of the medical profession.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Beauty is a precious trace that....
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Beauty is a precious trace that eternity causes to appear to us and that it takes away from us. A manifestation of eternity, and a sign of death as well.-- Eugene Ionesco

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  Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist....
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Earthly minds, like mud walls, resist the strongest batteries; and though, perhaps, somethimes the force of a clear argument may make some impression, yet they nevertheless stand firm, keep out the enemy, truth, that would captivate or disturbe them.-- John Locke

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  I have always been impressed by....
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I have always been impressed by the fact that there are a surprising number of individuals who never use their minds if they can avoid it, and an equal number who do use their minds, but in an amazingly stupid way.-- Carl Jung

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  There is a great deal of....
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There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and the tired man who wants a book to read.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  The welfare of the people is....
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The welfare of the people is the ultimate law.-- Cicero/"

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  It is the mind that makes....
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It is the mind that makes the man.-- Ovid

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  God is not a cosmic bellboy....
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God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done.-- Harry Emerson Fosdick

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  There is so little difference between....
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What counts is not necessarily the....
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What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  The trouble with her is that....
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The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  MEDAL, n. A small metal disk....
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MEDAL, n. A small metal disk given as a reward for virtues, attainments or services more or less authentic. It is related of Bismark, who had been awarded a medal for gallantly rescuing a drowning person, that, being asked the meaning of the medal, he replied: "I save lives sometimes." And sometimes he didn't.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to....
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INFALAPSARIAN, n. One who ventures to believe that Adam need not have sinned unless he had a mind to -- in opposition to the Supralapsarians, who hold that that luckless person's fall was decreed from the beginning. Infralapsarians are sometimes called Sublapsarians without material effect upon the importance and lucidity of their views about Adam.-- A staff in his hand and a scowl in his eye,

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  My interest is in the future....
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My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there.-- Charles F. Kettering

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  To find yourself, think for yourself.--....
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To find yourself, think for yourself.-- Socrates

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  To be always intending to live....
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To be always intending to live a new life, but never find time to set about it - this is as if a man should put off eating and drinking from one day to another till he be starved and destroyed.-- Sir Walter Scott

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  The difference of race is one....
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The difference of race is one of the reasons why I fear war may always exist; because race implies difference, difference implies superiority, and superiority leads to predominance.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  I have learned that to be....
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I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.-- Walt Whitman

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  Anarchy - it's not the law,....
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Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.-- Unknown

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  It was wonderful to find America,....
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It was wonderful to find America, but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.-- Mark Twain

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  Women are being considered as candidates....
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Women are being considered as candidates for Vice President of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing that men will take it. A job with real power is First Lady. I'd be willing to run for that. As far as the men who are running for President are concerned, they aren't even people I would date.-- Nora Ephron

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  See first, think later, then test.....
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See first, think later, then test. But always see first. Otherwise you will only see what you were expecting. Most scientists forget that.-- Douglas Adams

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  One cannot answer for his courage....
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One cannot answer for his courage when he has never been in danger. -- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  The phrase "we (I) (you) simply....
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The phrase "we (I) (you) simply must..." designates something that need not be done. "That goes without saying" is a red warning. "Of course" means you had best check it yourself. These small-change cliches and others like them, when read correctly, are reliable channel markers.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The big mistake that men make....
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The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen, and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean that you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.-- Jules Feiffer

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  It is possible to fail in....
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It is possible to fail in many ways...while to succeed is possible only in one way.-- Aristotle

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  If everything seems under control, you're....
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If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. -- Mario Andretti

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  Red meat is NOT bad for....
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you!-- Tommy Smothers

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  You have it easily in your....
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You have it easily in your power to increase the sum total of this world's happiness now. How? By giving a few words of sincere appreciation to someone who is lonely or is discouraged. Perhaps you will forget tomorrow the kind words you say today, but the recipient may cherish them over a lifetime.-- Dale Carnegie

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  Never chase a lie. Let it....
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Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death.-- Lyman Beecher

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  ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in....
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ADMINISTRATION, n. An ingenious abstraction in politics, designed to receive the kicks and cuffs due to the premier or president. A man of straw, proof against bad-egging and dead-catting.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Numberless are the world's wonders, but....
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Numberless are the world's wonders, but none-- Sophocles/"

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  WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of....
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WEAKNESSES, n.pl. Certain primal powers of Tyrant Woman wherewith she holds dominion over the male of her species, binding him to the service of her will and paralyzing his rebellious energies.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Government can easily exist without laws,....
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Government can easily exist without laws, but law cannot exist without government. -- Bertrand Russell

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  SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of....
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SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Far away in the sunshine are....
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Far away in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead.-- Louisa May Alcott

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  Once in a while you have....
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Once in a while you have to take a break and visit yourself.-- Audrey Giorgi

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  Life is often compared to a....
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Life is often compared to a marathon, but I think it is more like being a sprinter; long stretches of hard work punctuated by brief moments in which we are given the opportunity to perform at our best.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I'm not OK, you're not OK,....
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I'm not OK, you're not OK, and that's OK.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Think you can, think you can't,....
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Think you can, think you can't, you are Right!!!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we are bound to forgive....
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If we are bound to forgive an enemy, we are not bound to trust him.-- Thomas Fuller

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  It is never too late to....
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It is never too late to give up your prejudices.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Dreaming permits each and every one....
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.-- William Dement

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  Do not let us mistake necessary....
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Do not let us mistake necessary evils for good.-- C. S. Lewis

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  The only paradise is paradise lost.--....
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The only paradise is paradise lost.-- Marcel Proust

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  It is not enough to be....
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It is not enough to be good if you have the ability to be better.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's not that I'm so smart....
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It's not that I'm so smart , it's just that I stay with problems longer.-- Albert Einstein

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  No mortal man, moreover is wise....
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No mortal man, moreover is wise at all moments.-- Pliny the Elder

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  I've had people say to me,....
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I've had people say to me, 'Can't you be more feminine?' I would go, 'Feminine? Why do I have to be feminine?' Does that mean I have to put a little apron on and bake some cookies or something?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The biggest adventure you can ever....
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The biggest adventure you can ever take is to live the life of your dreams.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  No more tears now; I will....
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No more tears now; I will think about revenge.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The definition of genius is that....
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The definition of genius is that it acts unconsciously; and those who have produced immortal works, have done so without knowing how or why. The greatest power operates unseen.-- William Hazlitt

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  A wise man cares not for....
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A wise man cares not for that which he cannot have.-- Italian Proverb

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  SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually....
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SERIAL, n. A literary work, usually a story that is not true, creeping through several issues of a newspaper or magazine. Frequently appended to each installment is a "synopsis of preceding chapters" for those who have not read them, but a direr need is a synposis of succeeding chapters for those who do not intend to read _them_. A synposis of the entire work would be still better.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

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  Nothing is more pleasing and engaging....
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Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not even the gratification of receiving them.-- Ellis Peters

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  It's about what YOU are going....
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It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth.-- Hugh Macleod

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  If I knew I was going....
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If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.-- Mickey Mantle

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  Great spirits have always encountered opposition....
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Great spirits have always encountered opposition from mediocre minds. The mediocre mind is incapable of understanding the man who refuses to bow blindly to conventional prejudices and chooses instead to express his opinions courageously and honestly.-- Albert Einstein

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  Proportion your expenses to what you....
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Proportion your expenses to what you have, not what you expect.-- English Proverb

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  EULOGY, n. Praise of a person....
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EULOGY, n. Praise of a person who has either the advantages of wealth and power, or the consideration to be dead.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  If there is no worker involvement,....
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If there is no worker involvement, there is no quality system.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Well, the telling of jokes is....
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always rises from some emotional threat. The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  Level with your child by being....
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Level with your child by being honest. Nobody spots a phony quicker than a child.-- Mary MacCracken

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  He attacked everything in life with....
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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extrordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.-- Douglas Adams

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  SMITHAREEN, n. A fragment, a decomponent....
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SMITHAREEN, n. A fragment, a decomponent part, a remain. The word is used variously, but in the following verse on a noted female reformer who opposed bicycle-riding by women because it "led them to the devil" it is seen at its best: -- The lights burn red and blue and green.

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  Courage is not the absence of....
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Courage is not the absence of fear, but the conquest of it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The best mirror is an old....
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The best mirror is an old friend.-- George Herbert

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  The great virtue of my radicalism....
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The great virtue of my radicalism lies in the fact that I am perfectly ready, if necessary, to be radical on the conservative side.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  All changes, even the most longed....
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All changes, even the most longed for, have their melancholy; for what we leave behind us is a part of ourselves; we must die to one life before we can enter another.-- Anatole France

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  I despise the pleasure of pleasing....
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I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.-- Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

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  Most people would rather be certain....
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Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy.-- Robert Anthony

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  I once had a sparrow alight....
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I once had a sparrow alight upon my shoulder for a moment, while I was hoeing in a village garden, and I felt that I was more distinguished by that circumstance that I should have been by any epaulet I could have worn.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  In Christianity neither morality nor religion....
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In Christianity neither morality nor religion come into contact with reality at any point.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  If money is your hope for....
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If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.-- Henry Ford

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  Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and....
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Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.-- Will Rogers

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  As far as we can discern,....
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.-- Carl Jung

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  The head never rules the heart,....
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The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.-- Mignon McLaughlin

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  Eternity. It is the sea mingled....
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Eternity. It is the sea mingled with the sun.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Man is never honestly the fatalist,....
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Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the brave. It also makes for beauty, for lesser men try to escape from a hopeless and intolerable world by creating a more lovely one of their own.-- H. L. Mencken

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  A simple and independent mind does....
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A simple and independent mind does not toil at the bidding of any prince.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  The way I see it... If....
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The way I see it... If you need both of your hands for whatever it is you're doing, then your brain should probably be in on it too.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  I never lecture, not because I....
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I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them.-- H. L. Mencken

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  We laugh at honor and are....
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We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst.-- C. S. Lewis

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  Blessed is the man who, having....
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Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.-- George Eliot

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  The stage is not merely the....
How interesting

The stage is not merely the meeting place of all the arts, but is also the return of art to life.-- Oscar Wilde

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  When in doubt, use brute force--....
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When in doubt, use brute force-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am a part of all....
Clever stuff

I am a part of all I have read.-- John Kieran

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  Nobody believes the official spokesman... but....
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Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source.-- Ron Nesen

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  Keep cool and you command everybody.--....
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Keep cool and you command everybody.-- Louis de Saint-Just

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  To acquire knowledge, one must study;....
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To acquire knowledge, one must study; but to acquire wisdom, one must observe.-- Marilyn vos Savant

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  No act of kindness, no matter....
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No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.-- Aesop

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  Every event that a man would....
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Every event that a man would master must be mounted on the run, and no man ever caught the reins of a thought except as it galloped past him.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  Something is rotten in the state....
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Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.-- William Shakespeare

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  When having a smackerel of something....
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When having a smackerel of something with a friend, don't eat so much that you get stuck in the doorway trying to get out.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The scornful nostril and the high....
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The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on the track of truth.-- George Eliot

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  It's only when we truly know....
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It's only when we truly know and understand that we have a limited time on earth -- and that we have no way of knowing when our time is up -- that we will begin to live each day to the fullest, as if it was the only one we had.-- Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

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  There are people whose watch stops....
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There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We are not separate from spirit,....
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We are not separate from spirit, we are in it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Dignity consists not in possessing honors,....
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Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them. -- Aristotle

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  Keen at the start, but careless....
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Keen at the start, but careless at the end.-- Cornelius Tacitus

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  It has been said that democracy....
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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  You must first get along with....
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You must first get along with yourself before you can get along with others.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Does it really matter what these....
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Does it really matter what these affectionate people do-- so long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses!-- Mrs. Patrick Campbell

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  Never underestimate the power of passion.--....
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Never underestimate the power of passion.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Freedom of opinion can only exist....
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Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure.-- Bertrand Russell

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  The perfect man of action, is....
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The perfect man of action, is the suicide.-- William Carlos Williams

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  If you tell a lie big....
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If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and-- Joseph Goebbels

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  Do what thy manhood bids thee....
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Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.-- Sir Richard Francis Burton

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  Some people imagine that nuclear war....
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Some people imagine that nuclear war will mean instant and painless death. But for millions this will not be the case. The accounts of the injured at Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and of the doctors who tried to tend them, witness to the horrors and torments which would be magnified thousands of times over in the kinds of attack we analyse here. . .-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the midst of winter, I....
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In the midst of winter, I finally learned that there was in me an invincible summer.-- Albert Camus

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  Happiness is a warm puppy.-- Unknown....
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Happiness is a warm puppy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In the Norse mythology Loki originally....
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In the Norse mythology Loki originally was on the side of the rest of the gods, helping them once or twice using a particularly nast forms of trickery. He was a cunning negotiator with a talent for technicalities. He was sort of the Norse equivalent of a lawyer, no doubt the reason they tied him down in a pit dripping acidic venom on him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The law, in its majestic equality,....
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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread.-- Anatole France

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  Who will relieve me of this....
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Who will relieve me of this Wuthering Height-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  What sane person could live in....
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What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?-- Ursula K. LeGuin

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  We must not allow the clock....
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We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery.-- H. G. Wells

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  It is a truth universally acknowledged,....
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.-- Jane Austen

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  I think people want their illusions....
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I think people want their illusions and writers are mostly illusion. When you read their words, you read a flattened, incomplete version of the writer.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes....
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Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Life is a warfare and a....
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Life is a warfare and a stranger's sojourn, and after fame is oblivion.-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus

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  Success is meaningless if you can't....
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Success is meaningless if you can't sleep at night because of harsh things said, petty secrets sharpened against hard and stony regret, just waiting to be plunged into the soft underbelly of a 'friendship.'-- Margaret Cho

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  Content thyself to be obscurely good.....
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Content thyself to be obscurely good. When vice prevails, and impious men bear sway, the post of honor is a private station.-- Joseph Addison

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  We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in....
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We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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  The average dog is a nicer....
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  That woman speaks eighteen languages and....
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That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say "No" in any of them.-- Dorothy Parker

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  Great ability develops and reveals itself....
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Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  Trapped, like a trap in a....
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Trapped, like a trap in a trap.-- Dorothy Parker

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  Don't let the sun go down....
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Don't let the sun go down upon your anger; forgive each other, help each other, and begin again tomorrow.-- Louisa May Alcott

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