Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  What a mistake to suppose that....
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What a mistake to suppose that the passions are strongest in youth! The passions are not stronger, but the control over them is weaker! They are more easily excited, they are more violent and apparent; but they have less energy, less durability, less intense and concentrated power than in the maturer life.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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  Don't be content by just beating....
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Don't be content by just beating others expectations, beat your own expectations as well. And you should expect nothing less but to win.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am not interested in money.....
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I am not interested in money. I just want to be wonderful.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  I have found adventure in flying,....
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I have found adventure in flying, in world travel, in business, and even close at hand... Adventure is a state of mind - and spirit.-- Jacqueline Cochran

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  A contented mind is the best....
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A contented mind is the best source for trouble.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

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  The arts must be considered an....
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The arts must be considered an essential element of education... They are tools for living life reflectively, joyfully and with the ability to shape the future.-- Shirley Trusty Corey

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  Football is a mistake. It combines....
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.-- George F. Will

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  If our democracy is to flourish,....
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If our democracy is to flourish, it must have criticism; if our government is to function it must have dissent.-- Henry Commager

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  O human race born to fly....
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O human race born to fly upward, wherefore at a little wind dost thou fall.-- Dante Alighieri

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  Count it the greatest sin to....
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Count it the greatest sin to prefer life to honor, and for the sake of living to lose what makes life worth having.-- Juvenal

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  It is common error to infer....
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It is common error to infer that things which are consecutive in order of time have necessarily the relation of cause and effect.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The loss of one's dignified bearing....
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The loss of one's dignified bearing is often sudden.-- Jerry Van Amerongen

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  A good life is a series....
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A good life is a series of joyful meetings and joyful moments.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Justice is the constant and perpetual....
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Justice is the constant and perpetual will to allot to every man his due.-- Domitus Ulpian

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  The cure for boredom is curiosity.....
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we don't end war, war....
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If we don't end war, war will end us.-- H. G. Wells

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  Use what talents you possess: the....
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Use what talents you possess: the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang the best.-- Unknown

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  There are times of pure joy....
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There are times of pure joy when you wish all human life well.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  They say dreams are the windows....
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They say dreams are the windows of the soul--take a peek and you can see the inner workings, the nuts and bolts.-- Henry Bromel

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  I will prepare and some day....
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I will prepare and some day my chance will come.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Someday we'll look back on this....
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Someday we'll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.-- Evan Davis

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  It is by the goodness of....
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It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.-- Mark Twain

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  We do what we must, and....
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We do what we must, and call it by the best names.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  I believe that unarmed truth and....
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I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. That is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Violence is the way stupid people....
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Violence is the way stupid people try to level the playing field.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If it were natural for father....
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If it were natural for father to care for their sons, they would not need so many laws commanding them to do so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The reason death sticks so closely....
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The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity-it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it, a jealous, possessive love that grabs at what it can. But life leaps over oblivion lightly, losing only a thing or two of no importance, and gloom is just a passing shadow of a cloud.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The minds of the everlasting gods....
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The minds of the everlasting gods are not changed suddenly.-- Homer

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  Every generation imagines itself to be....
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Every generation imagines itself to be more intelligent than the one that went before it, and wiser than the one that comes after it.-- George Orwell

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  They say that God is everywhere,....
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They say that God is everywhere, and yet we always think of Him as somewhat of a recluse.-- Emily Dickinson

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  I envy people who drink. At....
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I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant

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  Peace has in it trust in....
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Peace has in it trust in the Lord, that He governs all things, provides all things, and leads to a good end.-- Emanuel Swedenborg

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  A great frustration in life is....
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A great frustration in life is discovering that sometimes those who say something can't be done turn out to be right.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Double, double toil and trouble; --....
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Double, double toil and trouble; -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  We haven't got the power to....
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We haven't got the power to destroy the planet -- or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Thinking evil is making evil.-- Friedrich....
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Thinking evil is making evil.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Times have not become more violent.....
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Times have not become more violent. They have just become more televised.-- Marilyn Manson

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  Gold is worse poison to a....
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Gold is worse poison to a man's soul, doing more murders in this loathsome world, than any mortal drug.-- William Shakespeare

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  Every man should keep a fair-sized....
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Every man should keep a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  The man who acquires the ability....
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The man who acquires the ability to take full possession of his own mind may take possession of anything else to which he is justly entitled.-- Andrew Carnegie

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  It is easy to take liberty....
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It is easy to take liberty for granted when you have never had it taken from you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Freedom is a possession of inestimable....
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Freedom is a possession of inestimable value.-- Cicero

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  War is a series of catastrophes....
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War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.-- Georges Clemenceau

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  Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet....
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Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.-- Mark Twain

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  While the gentleman cherishes benign rule,....
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While the gentleman cherishes benign rule, the small man cherishes his native land. While the gentleman cherishes a respect for the law, the small man cherishes generous treatment.-- Confucius

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  Of course it's possible to love....
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Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.-- Charles Bukowski

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  Lots of people think they're charitable....
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Lots of people think they're charitable if they give away their old clothes and things they don't want.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Democracy is a process by which....
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Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  A man who builds his own....
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A man who builds his own pedestal had better use strong cement.-- Anna Quindlen

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  Discovery consists of seeing what everybody....
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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

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  TROGLODYTE, n. Specifically, a cave-dweller of....
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TROGLODYTE, n. Specifically, a cave-dweller of the paleolithic period, after the Tree and before the Flat. A famous community of troglodytes dwelt with David in the Cave of Adullam. The colony consisted of "every one that was in distress, and every one that was in debt, and every one that was discontented" -- in brief, all the Socialists of Judah.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Discretion is knowing how to hide....
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Discretion is knowing how to hide that which we cannot remedy. -- Spanish Proverb

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  Ware is a beastly business, it....
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Ware is a beastly business, it is true, but one proof we are human is our ability to learn, even from it, how better to exist-- M. F. K. Fisher

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  No human thing is of serious....
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No human thing is of serious importance.-- Plato

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  One man's "magic" is another man's....
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One man's "magic" is another man's engineering. "Supernatural" is a null word.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We are told that talent creates....
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We are told that talent creates its own opportunities. But it sometimes seems that intense desire creates not only its own opportunities, but its own talents.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Finish each day before you begin....
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Finish each day before you begin the next, and interpose a solid wall of sleep between the two. This you cannot do without temperance.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  POVERTY, n. A file provided for....
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POVERTY, n. A file provided for the teeth of the rats of reform. The number of plans for its abolition equals that of the reformers who suffer from it, plus that of the philosophers who know nothing about it. Its victims are distinguished by possession of all the virtues and by their faith in leaders seeking to conduct them into a prosperity where they believe these to be unknown.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Why is it that, as a....
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Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  An oppressed people are authorized whenever....
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An oppressed people are authorized whenever they can to rise and break their fetters.-- Henry Clay

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  Money is a terrible master but....
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Money is a terrible master but an excellent servant.-- Phineas Taylor Barnum

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  If it doesn't matter in five....
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If it doesn't matter in five years, it doesn't matter.-- Cher

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  Hope is the thing with feathers....
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Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.-- Emily Dickinson

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  To be natural is such a....
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To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Opinion has a significance proportioned to....
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Opinion has a significance proportioned to the sources that sustain it.-- Benjamin Cardozo

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  There is one way to handle....
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There is one way to handle the ignorant and malicious critic. Ignore him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Great talents are the most lovely....
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Great talents are the most lovely and often the most dangerous fruits on the tree of humanity. They hang upon the most slender twigs that are easily snapped off.-- Carl Jung

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  We don't know who we are....
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We don't know who we are until we see what we can do.-- Martha Grimes

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  Most conversations are simply monologues delivered....
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Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is one piece of advice,....
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There is one piece of advice, in a life of study, which I think no one will object to; and that is, every now and then to be completely idle - to do nothing at all.-- Sydney Smith

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  I have been through some terrible....
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I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.-- Mark Twain

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  To grow mature is to separate....
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To grow mature is to separate more distinctly, to connect more closely.-- Hugo Von Hofmannsthal

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  My mother had morning sickness after....
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My mother had morning sickness after I was born.-- Rodney Dangerfield

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  Unfortunately, the balance of nature decrees....
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Unfortunately, the balance of nature decrees that a super-abundance of dreams is paid for by a growing potential for nightmares.-- Peter Ustinov

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  Keep your fears to yourself, but....
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Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  You only live once, but if....
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.-- Mae West

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  No law or ordinance is mightier....
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No law or ordinance is mightier than understanding.-- Plato

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  The moment we choose to love....
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The moment we choose to love we begin to move towards freedom...-- Bell Hooks

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  To live is well, but to....
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To live is well, but to live well is better-- Russian proverb

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  My theory is that if you....
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My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing.-- Jessica Alba

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  Even good opinions are worth very....
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Even good opinions are worth very little unless we hold them in the broad, intelligent, and spacious way.-- John Viscount Morley

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  If one does not know to....
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If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. -- Seneca

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  Leave no stone unturned.-- Euripides ....
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Leave no stone unturned.-- Euripides

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  It is a poor wit who....
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It is a poor wit who lives by borrowing the words, decisions, inventions and actions of others.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  My wife and I tried to....
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My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  The time is now, the place....
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The time is now, the place is here. Stay in the present. You can do nothing to change the past, and the future will never come exactly as you plan or hope for.-- Dan Millman

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  It's hard to be nostalgic when....
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It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.-- Unknown

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  I hope there is another life,....
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I hope there is another life, for I would like to see how things come out in this world when I am dead.-- Robert Ingersoll

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  The nice thing about being a....
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that when you bore people, they think it's their fault.-- Henry Kissinger

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  Hell, there are no rules here--....
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Hell, there are no rules here-- we're trying to accomplish something.-- Thomas A. Edison

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  Compromise? That's when you give away....
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Compromise? That's when you give away half the things you want. That's when you give the other guy half of what's rightfully yours.-- Sue Grafton

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  Children speak in the field what....
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Children speak in the field what they hear in the house. -- Scottish Proverb

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  Mustard's no good without roast beef.--....
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Mustard's no good without roast beef.-- Chico Marx

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  I never said actors were cattle.....
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I never said actors were cattle. I said that actors should be treated like cattle.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  Keep true to the dreams of....
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Keep true to the dreams of thy youth.-- Friedrich von Schiller

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  Nothing recedes like success.-- Walter Winchell....
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Nothing recedes like success.-- Walter Winchell

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  Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all....
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Something ignoble, loathsome, undignified attends all associations between people and has been transferred to all objects, dwelling, tools, even the landscape itself.-- Bertolt Brecht

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  INCOME, n. The natural and rational....
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INCOME, n. The natural and rational gauge and measure of respectability, the commonly accepted standards being artificial, arbitrary and fallacious; for, as "Sir Sycophas Chrysolater" in the play has justly remarked, "the true use and function of property (in whatsoever it consisteth -- coins, or land, or houses, or merchant- stuff, or anything which may be named as holden of right to one's own subservience) as also of honors, titles, preferments and place, and all favor and acquaintance of persons of quality or ableness, are but to get money. Hence it followeth that all things are truly to be rated as of worth in measure of their serviceableness to that end; and their possessors should take rank in agreement thereto, neither the lord of an unproducing manor, howsoever broad and ancient, nor he who bears an unremunerate dignity, nor yet the pauper favorite of a king, being esteemed of level excellency with him whose riches are of daily accretion; and hardly should they whose wealth is

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  A happy life consists in tranquillity....
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A happy life consists in tranquillity of mind.-- Cicero

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  When you point to the moon,....
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When you point to the moon, what do you see in front of your finger; Your task is to feel, not to think, when you can understand that the lesson will be learned.-- Bruce Lee

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  The longer I live the more....
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The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  I don't like that man. I....
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I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  If grass can grow through cement,....
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If grass can grow through cement, love can find you at every time in your life.-- Cher

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  Whenever I hear the word culture,....
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Whenever I hear the word culture, I reach for my revolver.-- Hanns Johst

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  Whatever my individual desires were to....
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Whatever my individual desires were to be free, I was not alone. There were many others who felt the same way.-- Rosa Parks

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  Newspapermen learn to call a murderer....
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.-- Stephen Leacock

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  There is no safety in numbers,....
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There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.-- James Thurber

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  Idiots...nothing can live forever.-- Unknown (can....
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Idiots...nothing can live forever.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When I examine myself and my....
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When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than any talent for abstract, positive thinking.-- Albert Einstein

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  A financier is a pawnbroker with....
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A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination.-- Arthur Wing Pinero

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  Risk! Risk anything! Care no more....
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Risk! Risk anything! Care no more for the opinions of others, for those voices. Do the hardest thing on earth for you. Act for yourself. Face the truth.-- Katherine Mansfield

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  The hardest job kids face today....
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The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Some luck lies in not getting....
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Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known.-- Garrison Keillor

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  The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the....
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The perfect bureaucrat everywhere is the man who manages to make no decisions and escape all responsibility.-- Brooks Atkinson

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  Kindness is more important than wisdom,....
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Kindness is more important than wisdom, and the recognition of this is the beginning of wisdom.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Human nature constitutes a part of....
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Human nature constitutes a part of the evidence in every case.-- Elisha Potter

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  When people are free to do....
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When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.-- Eric Hoffer

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  Those who agree with us may....
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Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.-- Cullen Hightower

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  Right now I'm a freshman in....
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Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at U.C.L.A., but my goal is to become a veternarian, 'cause I love children.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All ambitions are lawful except those....
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All ambitions are lawful except those which climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.-- William Congreve

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  It's not the voting that's democracy,....
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It's not the voting that's democracy, it's the counting.-- Tom Stoppard

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  I am a gentleman: I live....
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I am a gentleman: I live by robbing the poor.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  My mother never saw the irony....
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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- bitch.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A bone to the dog is....
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A bone to the dog is not charity. Charity is the bone shared with the dog, when you are just as hungry as the dog.-- Jack London

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  We've sent a man to the....
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We've sent a man to the moon, and that's 290,000 miles away. The center of the Earth is only 4,000 miles away. You could drive that in a week, but for some reason nobody's ever done it.-- Andy Rooney

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  One day can make your life,....
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One day can make your life, one day can ruin your life. All life is, is four or five days that can change everything.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We all have big changes in....
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We all have big changes in our lives that are more or less a second chance.-- Harrison Ford

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  Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls....
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Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.-- Frank Leahy

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  Whatever thy hand findest to do,....
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Whatever thy hand findest to do, do it with all thy heart.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The secret to life is meaningless....
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The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sometimes your best investments are the....
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Sometimes your best investments are the ones you don't make.-- Donald Trump

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  Last night somebody broke into my....
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Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, 'Do I know you?'-- Steven Wright

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  Maturity isn't a product of growing....
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Maturity isn't a product of growing older. It's a product of growing wiser.-- Ann Landers

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  Love looks not with the eyes,....
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Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind.-- William Shakespeare

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  Never pick a fight with an....
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they've got nothing to lose.-- Robin Williams

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  Our own heart, and not other....
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Our own heart, and not other men's opinion, forms our true honor.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge

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  Programming today is a race between....
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Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.-- Rick Cook

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  He who allows himself to be....
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He who allows himself to be insulted, deserves to be.-- Pierre Corneille

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  The human race may well become....
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The human race may well become extinct before the end of the century.-- Bertrand Russell

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  No beast is more savage than....
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No beast is more savage than man when possessed with power answerable to his rage.-- Plutarch

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  Be substantially great in thyself, and....
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Be substantially great in thyself, and more than thou appearest unto others.-- Sir Thomas Browne

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  No beast so fierce but knows....
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No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, therefore am no beast.-- William Shakespeare

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  The chief contribution of Protestantism to....
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The chief contribution of Protestantism to human thought is its massive proof that God is a bore.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Among the many misdeeds of the....
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Among the many misdeeds of the British rule in India, history will look upon the Act depriving a whole nation of arms, as the blackest.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  I don't kill flies but I....
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I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!'-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Laziness is nothing more than the....
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Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.-- Jules Renard

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  As long as there are fools....
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As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.-- Voltaire

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  What you are is a question....
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What you are is a question only you can answer.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  Nothing is easy to the unwilling.--....
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Nothing is easy to the unwilling.-- Nikki Giovanni

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  We cannot always build the future....
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We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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  Muscles come and go; flab lasts.--....
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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.-- Bill Vaughan

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  You cannot depend on your eyes....
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You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.-- Mark Twain

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  Rules too soft are seldomly followed;....
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Rules too soft are seldomly followed; rules too harsh are seldomly executed.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Any piece of clothing can be....
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Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it.-- Anonymous

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  If my hands are fully occupied....
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If my hands are fully occupied in holding on to something, I can neither give nor receive.-- Dorothee Solle

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  No state has an inherent right....
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No state has an inherent right to survive through conscript troops and in the long run no state ever has. Roman matrons used to say to their sons: "Come back with your shield, or on it." Later on, this custom declined. So did Rome.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The doctor of the future will....
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The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will educate his patients in the care of the human frame, in diet, and in the cause and prevention of disease.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is curious to note the....
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It is curious to note the old sea-margins of human thought. Each subsiding century reveals some new mystery; we build where monsters used to hide themselves.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  At sixteen I was stupid, confused,....
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At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise, self- confident, prepossessing and assertive. At forty-five I am stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. Who would have supposed that maturity is only a short break in adolescence?-- Jules Feiffer

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  Such seems to be the disposition....
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Such seems to be the disposition of man, that whatever makes a distinction produces rivalry. -- Samuel Johnson

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  We have a lot of reasons....
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We have a lot of reasons but only one real one.-- Pablo Picasso

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  The most common of all antagonisms....
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The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.-- Robert Benchley

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  There is a great stir about....
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There is a great stir about colored men getting their rights, but not a word about the colored women; and if colored men get their rights, and not colored women theirs, you see the colored men will be masters over the women, and it will be just as bad as it was before. So I am for keeping the thing going while things are stirring; because if we wait till it is still, it will take a great while to get it going again.-- Sojourner Truth

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  The wisest men follow their own....
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The wisest men follow their own direction.-- Euripides

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  Its never too late to have....
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Its never too late to have a happy childhood.-- Tom Robbins

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  What you are shouts so loud....
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What you are shouts so loud in my ears I cannot hear what you say.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Shut out all of your past....
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Shut out all of your past except that which will help you weather your tomorrows.-- Sir William Osler

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  For none of us can ever....
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For none of us can ever express the exact measure of his needs or his thoughts or his sorrows; and human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  Any intelligent fool can make things....
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction.-- E. F. Schumacher

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  Genius may have its limitations, but....
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Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.-- Elbert Hubbard

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  People forget how fast you did....
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People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  PIG, n. An animal (_Porcus omnivorus_)....
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PIG, n. An animal (_Porcus omnivorus_) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it sticks at pig.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Man has to suffer. When he....
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Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.-- Jose Marti

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  If you resolve to give up....
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If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is a demand in these....
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There is a demand in these days for men who can make wrong appear right.-- Terence

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  For the preservation of chastity, an....
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For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are indispensable.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Reality is a crutch for people....
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Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.-- Lily Tomlin

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  USA Today has come out with....
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USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The notes I handle no better....
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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes--ah, that is where the art resides!-- Arthur Schnabel

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  Death is more universal than life;....
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Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.-- A. Sachs

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  A smooth sea never made a....
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A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.-- English Proverb

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  A bachelor never quite gets ove....
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A bachelor never quite gets ove the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.-- Helen Rowland

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  Coming home from very lonely places,....
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Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go a little mad: whether from great personal success, or just an all-ight drive, we are the sole survivors of a world no one else has ever seen.-- John le Carre

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  If you stay in Beverly Hills....
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If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes.-- Robert Redford

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  Unles we change direction, we are....
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Unles we change direction, we are likely to wind up where we are headed.-- Chinese Proverb

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  Egotism is the anesthetic given by....
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Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of being a damned fool.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only creatures that are evolved....
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The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never keep up with the Joneses.....
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.-- Quentin Crisp

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  Curiosity was a form of lust,....
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Curiosity was a form of lust, a wandering cupidity of the eye and the mind.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you lose money you lose....
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If you lose money you lose much,--

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  Assume a virtue, if you have....
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Assume a virtue, if you have it not.-- William Shakespeare

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  If you have made mistakes, even....
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If you have made mistakes, even serious ones, there is always another chance for you. What we call failure is not the falling down but the staying down.-- Mary Pickford

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  Love is a hot shower where....
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Love is a hot shower where your skin never prunes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To be able to be caught....
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To be able to be caught up into the world of thought -- that is being educated.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I’d like to be the person....
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I'd like to be the person I could have been but never was.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  In simplest terms, a leader is....
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In simplest terms, a leader is one who knows where he wants to go, and gets up, and goes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I was born old and get....
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I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Now this is not the end.....
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Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  When you have seen as much....
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When you have seen as much of life as I have, you will not underestimate the power of obsessive love.-- J. K. Rowling

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  A gem is not polished without....
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A gem is not polished without rubbing, nor a man perfected without trials.-- Chinese Proverb

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  A wise man is never to....
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A wise man is never to sure of what he knows to be true.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only way to have a....
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The only way to have a friend is to be one.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  If we don't change, we don't....
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If we don't change, we don't grow. If we don't grow, we aren't really living.-- Gail Sheehy

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  All of us who are concerned....
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All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice must be keenly aware how small an influence reason and honest good will exert upon events in the political field.-- Albert Einstein

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  I pay very little regard...to what....
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I pay very little regard...to what any young person says on the subject of marriage. If they profess a disinclination for it, I only set it down that they have not yet seen the right person.-- Jane Austen

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  The gods never let us love....
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The gods never let us love and be wise at the same time.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Rise above principal and do what's....
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Rise above principal and do what's right.-- Joseph Heller

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  Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.--....
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Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.-- Harlan Ellison

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  Before I met my husband I'd....
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Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.-- Rita Rudner

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  You're thinking of Europe as Germany....
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You're thinking of Europe as Germany and France, I don't. I think that's old Europe. You look at vast numbers of other countries in Europe. They're not with France and Germany on this. They're with the United States.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men are not the enemy, but....
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Men are not the enemy, but the fellow victims. The real enemy is women's denigration of themselves.-- Betty Friedan

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  If you are going to do....
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If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it.-- Leo Rosten

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  Maybe I should have screwed up.--....
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Maybe I should have screwed up.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Young cat, if you keep your....
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Young cat, if you keep your eyes open enough, oh, the stuff you would learn! The most wonderful stuff!-- Dr. Seuss

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  I always say shopping is cheaper....
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I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. -- Tammy Faye Bakker

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  And Nathan said to David, Thou....
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And Nathan said to David, Thou art the man.-- Bible

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  Our deeds follow us, and what....
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Our deeds follow us, and what we have been makes us what we are.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Happiness is a state of activity.--....
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Happiness is a state of activity.-- Aristotle

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  Anger is the only thing to....
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Anger is the only thing to put off until tomorrow.-- Czech Proverb

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  Fortune is a giver and a....
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Fortune is a giver and a taker.-- Polish Proverb

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  How is the world ruled and....
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How is the world ruled and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to journalists and then believe what they read.-- Karl Kraus

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  For what shall it profit a....
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For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?-- Bible

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  God is the immemorial refuge of....
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God is the immemorial refuge of the incompetent, thehelpless, the miserable. They find not only sanctuary in His arms, but also a kind of superiority, soothing to their macerated egos; He will set them above their betters.-- H. L. Mencken

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  No nation is fit to sit....
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No nation is fit to sit in judgement upon any other nation.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  In order to become the master,....
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In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.-- Charles De Gaulle

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  Change is good, but dollars are....
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Change is good, but dollars are better.-- Anonymous

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  They can conquer who believe they....
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They can conquer who believe they can.-- Virgil

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  We must accept finite disappointment, but....
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We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  Any fine morning, a power saw....
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Any fine morning, a power saw can fell a tree that took a thousand years to grow. -- Edwin Teale

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  One would think that if you're....
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One would think that if you're anonymous, you'd do anything you want, but groups have their own sense of community and what we can do.-- John Allen

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  If you can fill the unforgiving....
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If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds' worth of distance run— Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it, And—you'll be a Man, my son!-- Rudyard Kipling

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  Our avian brothers are back to....
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Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us? Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot.-- Mitchell Burgess

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  Life may change, but it may....
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Life may change, but it may fly not;--

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  Government, is the last analysis, is....
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Government, is the last analysis, is organized opinion. Where there is little or no public opinion, there is likely to be bad government.-- MacKenzie King

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  Computer Science is no more about....
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Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  ...greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness....
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...greatness sympathises with greatness, and littleness shrinks into itself.-- William Hazlitt

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  Thou art a Man, God is....
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Thou art a Man, God is no more.-- William_Blake/"

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  Eternal vigilance is the price of....
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Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty--power is ever stealing from the many to the few.-- Wendell Phillips

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  A lady came up to me....
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A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede jacket. "You know a cow was murdered for that jacket?" she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, "I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I truly feel that there are....
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I truly feel that there are as many ways of loving as there are people in the world and as there are days in the life of those people.-- Mary S. Calderone

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  PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early....
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PREHISTORIC, adj. Belonging to an early period and a museum. Antedating the art and practice of perpetuating falsehood.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Music expresses that which cannot remain....
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Music expresses that which cannot remain silent and that which cannot be put into words.-- Victor Hugo

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  The worthwhile problems are the ones....
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The worthwhile problems are the ones you can really solve or help solve, the ones you can really contribute something to.-- Richard Feynman

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  Nowadays men lead lives of noisy....
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Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.-- James Thurber

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  Poetry comes nearer to vital truth....
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Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history.-- Plato

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  If you marry you will regret....
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If you marry you will regret it. If you do not marry you will regret it. If you marry or do not marry, you will regret it.-- Soren Kierkegaard

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  I'm glad the President finally found....
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I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.-- John Kerry

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  I bet you if I had....
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I bet you if I had met him [Trotsky] and had a chat with him, I would have found him a very interesting and human fellow, for I never yet met a man that I didn't like.-- Will Rogers

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  This is the very perfection of....
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This is the very perfection of a man, to find out his own imperfection.-- Saint Augustine

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  Why think? Why not try the....
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Why think? Why not try the experiment?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Being defeated is often a temporary....
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Being defeated is often a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.-- Marilyn Vos Savant

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  A man builds a fine house;....
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A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life; he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  ME, pro. The objectionable case of....
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ME, pro. The objectionable case of I. The personal pronoun in English has three cases, the dominative, the objectionable and the oppressive. Each is all three.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is the confession, not the....
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It is the confession, not the priest, that gives us absolution.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Love the moment, and the energy....
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Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries.-- Corita Kent

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  The Depth of your Mythology is....
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The Depth of your Mythology is the Extent of your Effectiveness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The lack of emotional security of....
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The lack of emotional security of our American young people is due, I believe, to their isolation from the larger family unit. No two people - no mere father and mother - as I have often said, are enough to provide emotional security for a child. He needs to feel himself one in a world of kinfolk, persons of variety in age and temperament, and yet allied to himself by an indissoluble bond which he cannot break if he could, for nature has welded him into it before he was born.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For the sake of peace one....
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For the sake of peace one may lie, but peace itself should never be a lie.-- The Talmud

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  Quit now, you'll never make it.....
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Quit now, you'll never make it. If you disregard this advice, you'll be halfway there.-- David Zucker

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  Honor has not to be won;....
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Honor has not to be won; it must only not be lost.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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  A good conscience is a continual....
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A good conscience is a continual feast.-- Robert Burton

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  Men have conceived a twofold use....
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Men have conceived a twofold use of sleep; it is a refreshing of the body in this life, and a preparing of the soul for the next.-- John Donne

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  Autumn is a second spring when....
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Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower.-- Albert Camus

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  Laws are sand, customs are rock.....
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Laws are sand, customs are rock. Laws can be evaded and punishment escaped but an openly transgressed custom brings sure punishment.-- Mark Twain

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  If nations could overcome the mutual....
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If nations could overcome the mutual fear and distrust whose somber shadow is now thrown over the world, and could meet with confidence and good will to settle their possible differences, they would easily be able to establish a lasting peace.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  First you're an unknown, then you....
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First you're an unknown, then you write one book and you move up to obscurity.-- Martin Myers

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  For riches certainly make themselves wings.--....
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For riches certainly make themselves wings.-- Bible

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  The one way of tolerating existence....
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The one way of tolerating existence is to lose oneself in literature as in a perpetual orgy.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  The course of life in unpredictable,....
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The course of life in unpredictable, no one can write his autobiography in advance.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is an evil tendency underlying....
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There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.-- Robert Pirsig

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  The quality, not the longevity, of....
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The quality, not the longevity, of one's life is what is important.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  ADAMANT, n. A mineral frequently found....
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ADAMANT, n. A mineral frequently found beneath a corset. Soluble in solicitate of gold.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  My grandmother is over eighty and....
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My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.-- Henny Youngman

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  An angry man is again angry....
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An angry man is again angry with himself when he returns to reason.-- Publilius Syrus

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  1. During civil disturbance adopt such....
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1. During civil disturbance adopt such an attitude that people do not attach any importance to you - they neither burden you with complicated affairs, nor try to derive any advantage out of you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I think of a hero as....
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I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom.-- Bob Dylan

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  That little man in black over....
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That little man in black over there, he says women can't have as much rights as men, 'cause Christ wasn't a woman! Where did your Christ come from? From God and a woman! Man had nothing to do with Him.-- Sojourner Truth

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  It is an interesting question how....
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It is an interesting question how far men would retain their relative rank if they were divested of their clothes.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Trust your instinct to the end,....
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Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression,....
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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.-- Vladimir Nabokov

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  Successful men are defined by thier....
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Successful men are defined by thier actions; -- Tom Rose

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  You must read, you must persevere,....
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You must read, you must persevere, you must sit up nights, you must inquire, and exert the utmost power of your mind. If one way does not lead to the desired meaning, take another; if obstacles arise, then still another; until, if your strength holds out, you will find that clear which at first looked dark.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Every day that we spent not....
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Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.-- Joel Spolsky

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  My father hated radio and could....
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My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.-- Peter De Vries

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  Delay always breeds danger; and to....
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Delay always breeds danger; and to protract a great design is often to ruin it.-- Miguel de Cervantes

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  I believe that the first test....
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I believe that the first test of a truly great man is his humility. I don't mean by humility, doubt of his power. But really great men have a curious feeling that the greatness is not of them, but through them. And they see something divine in every other man and are endlessly, foolishly, incredibly merciful.-- John Ruskin

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  We teach people how to remember,....
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We teach people how to remember, we never teach them how to grow.-- Oscar Wilde

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  He who reigns within himself and....
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He who reigns within himself and rules his passions, desires, and fears is more than a king. -- John Milton

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  Don't be so humble - you....
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Don't be so humble - you are not that great.-- Golda Meir

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  A man is known by the....
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A man is known by the company he avoids. -- Anonymous

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  Always be wary of any helpful....
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Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.-- Terry Pratchett

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  We rarely confide in those who....
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We rarely confide in those who are better than we are.-- Albert Camus

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  For a significant man-- Friedrich_Nietzsche/" ....
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For a significant man-- Friedrich_Nietzsche/"

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  There are only two kinds of....
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There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.-- Oscar Wilde

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  No guest is so welcome in....
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No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days.-- Titus Maccius Plautus

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  Acting is all about honesty. If....
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.-- George Burns

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  You cannot truly listen to anyone....
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You cannot truly listen to anyone and do anything else at the same time.-- M. Scott Peck

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  VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol....
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VOTE, n. The instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Anger dwells only in the bosom....
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Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools.-- Albert Einstein

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  Politicians are the same the world....
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Politicians are the same the world over: they promise to build a bridge even when there is no river.-- Nikita Khrushchev

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  2. He who is greedy is....
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2. He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be humiliated; he who has no control over his tongue will often have to face discomfort.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's not his fault that he's....
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It's not his fault that he's the rear end of a pantomime horse.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  They say a person needs just....
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They say a person needs just three things to be truly happy in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to hope for.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Here's a rule I recommend: Never....
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Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.-- Tallulah Bankhead

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