Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  At the risk of sounding ridiculous,....
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At the risk of sounding ridiculous, a true revolutionary is guided by great feelings of love.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You can't say that civilization don't....
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You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.-- Will Rogers

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  If you had the seeds of....
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If you had the seeds of pestilence in your body you would not have a more active contagion that you have in your tempers, tastes, and principles. Simply to be in this world, whatever you are, is to exert an influence, compared with which mere language and persuasion are feeble.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  My method is to take the....
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My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  I have taken more out of....
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  This poem will never reach its....
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This poem will never reach its destination.-- Voltaire

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  I want to grow. I want....
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I want to grow. I want to be better. You grow. We all grow. We're made to grow. You either evolve or you disappear.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Diplomacy is the art of letting....
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Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way.-- American Proverb

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  There are no hopeless situations; There....
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There are no hopeless situations; There are only people who have grown hopeless about them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A little wanton money, which burned....
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A little wanton money, which burned out the bottom of his purse.-- Sir Thomas More

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  My tongue swore, but my mind....
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My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.-- Euripides

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  The great thing about human language....
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The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.-- Lewis Thomas

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  To know a person's religion we....
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To know a person's religion we need not listen to his profession of faith but must find his brand of intolerance.-- Eric Hoffer

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  To err is human; to forgive....
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To err is human; to forgive is simply not our policy-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I love freedom for what I....
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I love freedom for what I can do with it, I hate freedom for what I have done with it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man who says he is....
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The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor judge of distance.-- Laurence J. Peter

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  If you are a dog and....
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  How much I love every thing....
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How much I love every thing that is decided and open!-- Jane Austen

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  First you imitate, then you innovate.--....
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First you imitate, then you innovate.-- Miles Davis

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  Nothing ever goes away.-- Barry Commoner....
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Nothing ever goes away.-- Barry Commoner

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  "Whoops" is a word that should....
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"Whoops" is a word that should never be said by some professions - Pilots, Racing car drivers, and hair colourists come immediately to mind but Dentists also have to be up in the top five.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Give me where to stand, and....
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Give me where to stand, and I will move the earth.-- Archimedes

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  Not to know is bad. Not....
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Not to know is bad. Not to wish to know is worse. -- African Proverb

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  I have found that if you....
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I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.-- Arthur Rubinstein

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  We think so because other people....
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We think so because other people all think so; or because after all, we do think so; or because we were told so, and think we must think so; or because we once thought so, and think we still think so; or because, having thought so, we think we will think so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The greatest mistake is trying to....
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The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.-- Walter Bagehot

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  I wrote myself a check for....
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I wrote myself a check for ten million dollars for acting services rendered and dated it Thanksgiving 1995. I put it in my wallet and it deteriorated. And then, just before Thanksgiving 1995, I found out I was going to make ten million dollars for Dumb & Dumber. I put that check in the casket with my father because it was our dream together.-- Jim Carrey

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  Human consciousness arose but a minute....
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Human consciousness arose but a minute before midnight on the geological clock. Yet we mayflies try to bend an ancient world to our purposes, ignorant perhaps of the messages buried in its long history. Let us hope that we are still in the early morning of our April day.-- Stephen Jay Gould

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  He who comes first, eats first.....
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He who comes first, eats first. [Familiar as: First come first served.]-- Eike von Repkow

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  A crime which is the crime....
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A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.-- Lucan

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  It is a primitive form of....
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It is a primitive form of thought that things exist or do not exist.-- Sir Arthur Eddington

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  If this is coffee, please bring....
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If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Human nature is not of itself....
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Human nature is not of itself vicious.-- Thomas Paine

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  Age is foolish and forgetful when....
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Age is foolish and forgetful when it underestimates youth.-- J. K. Rowling

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  Nothing in life is static; it....
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Nothing in life is static; it either gets better, or it gets worse.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We cannot direct the wind, but....
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We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.-- Bertha Calloway

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  "Every man has his price." This....
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"Every man has his price." This is not true. But for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. To win over certain people to something, it is only necessary to give it a gloss of love of humanity, nobility, gentleness, self-sacrifice - and there is nothing you cannot get them to swallow. To their souls, these are the icing, the tidbit; other kinds of souls have others.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  The strongest principle of growth lies....
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The strongest principle of growth lies in human choice.-- George Eliot

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  Comedy is simply a funny way....
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Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.-- Peter Ustinov

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  It has been said that man....
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It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this.-- Bertrand Russell

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  To resist the frigidity of old....
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To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind and the heart - and to keep them in parallel vigor one must exercise, study and love.-- Karl von Bonstetten

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  No question is ever settled until....
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No question is ever settled until it is settled right.-- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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  In this business you either sink....
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In this business you either sink or swim or you don't.-- David Smith

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  Always watch where you are going.....
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Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you don't know what you....
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When you don't know what you are doing, you don't know when to quit.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I could not at any age....
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I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  The only winner in the War....
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The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.-- Solomon Short

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  Art enables us to find ourselves....
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Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.-- Thomas Merton

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  Pleasure is an important component of....
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Pleasure is an important component of the quality of life, but by itself it does not bring happiness. Pleasure helps to maintain order, but by itself cannot create a new order in consciousness.-- Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

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  PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with....
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PRIVATE, n. A military gentleman with a field-marshal's baton in his knapsack and an impediment in his hope.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims....
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Inhabitants of underdeveloped nations and victims of natural disasters are the only people who have ever been happy to see soybeans.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  According to Democritus, truth lies at....
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According to Democritus, truth lies at the bottom of a well, the water of which serves as a mirror in which objects may be reflected. I have heard, however, that some philosophers, in seeking for truth, to pay homage to her, have seen their own image and adored it instead.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you're not looking at it,....
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When you're not looking at it, this sentence is in Spanish.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Few people are capable of expressing....
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Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions.-- Albert Einstein

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  Every living thing is a sort....
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Every living thing is a sort of imperialist, seeking to transform as much as possible of its environment into itself.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.--....
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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.-- Kilgore Trout

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  I married the first man I....
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.-- Barbara Bush

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  An actress is not a machine,....
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An actress is not a machine, but they treat you like a machine. A money machine.-- Marilyn Monroe

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  The only thing you take with....
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The only thing you take with you when you're gone is what you leave behind-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Any business arrangement that is not....
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Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the end prove unprofitable for you. The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The chalk marks are transient, the....
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The chalk marks are transient, the formulas eternal.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ignorance is preferable to error, and....
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Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Obstacles are those frightful things you....
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Music is a moral law. It....
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Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, a charm to sadness, and life to everything. -- Plato

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  We simply rob ourselves when we....
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We simply rob ourselves when we make presents to the dead.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Go away. I'm all right.-- Unknown....
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Go away. I'm all right.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  No man will be a sailor....
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No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.-- Samuel Johnson

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  Quitting smoking is easy, I've done....
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Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it thousands of times.-- Mark Twain

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  Sex between 2 people is a....
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Sex between 2 people is a beautiful thing ; between 5 it's fantastic ...-- Woody Allen

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  A successful lie is doubly a....
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A successful lie is doubly a lie; an error which has to be corrected is a heavier burden than the truth.-- Dag Hammarskjold

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  Rincewind had been told that death....
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Rincewind had been told that death was just like going into another room. The difference is, when you shout, 'Where's my clean socks?' no-one answers.-- Terry Pratchett

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  Happiness is as a butterfly which,....
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Happiness is as a butterfly which, when pursued, is always beyond our grasp, but which if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you.-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

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  All our final decisions are made....
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All our final decisions are made in a state of mind that is not going to last. -- Marcel Proust

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  Mothers are fonder than fathers of....
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Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.-- Aristotle

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  Beauty holds more worth than gold.--....
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Beauty holds more worth than gold.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have learned to use the....
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I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.-- Wernher von Braun

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  A man is not idle because....
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A man is not idle because he is absorbed in thought. There is a visible labor and there is an invisible labor.-- Victor Hugo

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  But when a young lady is....
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But when a young lady is to be a heroine, the perverseness of forty surrounding families cannot prevent her. Something must and will happen to throw a hero in her way.-- Jane Austen

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  The duration of passion is proportionate....
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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance of the woman.-- Honore de Balzac

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  Prejudice is opinion without judgement.-- Voltaire....
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Prejudice is opinion without judgement.-- Voltaire

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  I have a higher and grander....
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I have a higher and grander standard of principle than George Washington. He could not lie; I can, but I won't.-- Mark Twain

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  A man can do all things....
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A man can do all things if he but wills them.-- Leon Battista Alberti

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  What is the first business of....
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What is the first business of one who practices philosophy? To get rid of self-conceit. For it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn that which he thinks he already knows.-- Epictetus

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  Any man who, having a child....
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Any man who, having a child or children he can't support, proceeds to have another should be sterilized at once.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Courage is knowing what not to....
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Courage is knowing what not to fear.-- Plato

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  If God had wanted me otherwise,....
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If God had wanted me otherwise, He would have created me otherwise.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  It is with our judgments as....
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It is with our judgments as with our watches; no two go just alike, yet each believes his own.-- Alexander Pope

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  The best ideas are common property.--....
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The best ideas are common property.-- Seneca

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  A pessimist thinks everybody is as....
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A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  The rules have changed. True power....
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The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone needs a strong sense of....
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Everyone needs a strong sense of self. It is our base of operations for everything that we do in life. -- Julia T. Alvarez

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  Better a diamond with a flaw....
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Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.-- Confucius

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  Continual improvement is an unending journey.--....
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Continual improvement is an unending journey.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A nation or civilization that continues....
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A nation or civilization that continues to produce soft-minded men purchases its own spiritual death on an installment plan.-- Martin Luther King Jr.

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  Everything is something I decide to....
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Everything is something I decide to do, and there is nothing I have to do.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Death is better, a milder fate....
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Death is better, a milder fate than tyranny.-- Aeschylus

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  A throw of the dice will....
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A throw of the dice will never abolish chance. -- Stephane Mallarme

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  Take away the miseries and you....
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Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.-- Toni Cade Bambara

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  A man falls in love through....
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A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For if any be a hearer....
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For if any be a hearer of the word, and not a doer, he is like unto a man beholding his natural face in a glass: for he beholdeth himself, and goeth his way, and straightway forgetteth what manner of man he was.-- Bible

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  The true masters of the art....
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The true masters of the art of living are already happy if they are not unhappy.-- Jean Anouilh

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  Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are....
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Entrepreneurs and their small enterprises are responsible for almost all the economic growth in the United States.-- Ronald Reagan

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  I would feel more optimistic about....
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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.-- E. B. White

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  The best of us must sometimes....
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The best of us must sometimes eat our words.-- J. K. Rowling

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  A promise made is a debt....
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A promise made is a debt unpaid.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men do not care how nobly....
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Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it is within the reach of every man to live nobly, but within no man's power to live long.-- Seneca

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  You are not here merely to....
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here in order to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world, and you impoverish yourself if you forget the errand.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  Everything in life is writable about....
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Everything in life is writable about if you have the outgoing guts to do it and the imagination to improvise.-- Sylvia Plath

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  Dogbert: "Well you know what they....
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Dogbert: "Well you know what they say, when life gives you lemon, make lemonade."--

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  ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one....
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ARREST, v.t. Formally to detain one accused of unusualness.--

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  I am not sick. I am....
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I am not sick. I am broken. But I am happy as long as I can paint.-- Frida Kahlo

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  We know accurately only when we....
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We know accurately only when we know little; with knowledge doubt increases.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  On that day let us solemnly....
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On that day let us solemnly remember the sacrifices of all those who fought so valiantly, on the seas, in the air, and on foreign shores, to preserve our heritage of freedom, and let us reconsecrate ourselves to the task of promoting an enduring peace so that all their efforts shall not have been in vain.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  A duty dodged is like a....
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A duty dodged is like a debt unpaid; it is only deferred, and we must come back and settle the account at last.-- Joseph F. Newton

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  A censor is a man who....
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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.-- Granville Hicks

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  And say my glory was I....
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And say my glory was I had such friends.-- William Butler Yeats

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  There are very few people who....
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There are very few people who don't become more interesting when they stop talking.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Education is the best provision for....
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Education is the best provision for old age.-- Aristotle

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  There's so much pollution in the....
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.-- Robert Orben

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  If we say a little it....
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If we say a little it is easy to add, but having said too much it is hard to withdraw and never can it be done so quickly as to hinder the harm of our success.-- Saint Francis de Sales

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  Be careful that victories do not....
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Be careful that victories do not carry the seed of future defeats.-- Ralph W. Sockman

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  Treat all disasters as if they....
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Treat all disasters as if they were trivialities but never treat a triviality as if it were a disaster.-- Quentin Crisp

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  The penalty for laughing in a....
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The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this penalty, the jury would never hear the evidence.-- H. L. Mencken

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  No man was ever so much....
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No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The healthy, the strong individual, is....
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The healthy, the strong individual, is the one who asks for help when he needs it. Whether he has an abscess on his knee or in his soul.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There would not be so many....
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There would not be so many open mouths if there were not so many open ears.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's a shame that the only....
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It's a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can't eat for eight hours; he can't drink for eight hours; he can't make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.-- William Faulkner

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  Faults are soon copied.-- Horace ....
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Faults are soon copied.-- Horace

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  The duke had a mind that....
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The duke had a mind that ticked like a clock and, like a clock, it regularly went cuckoo.-- Terry Pratchett

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  This England never did, nor never....
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This England never did, nor never shall, -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Man is the only kind of....
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Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it. -- John Steinbeck

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  We must love one another or....
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We must love one another or die.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is nothing sadder in this....
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There is nothing sadder in this world than the waste of human potential. The purpose of evolution is to raise us out of the mud, not have us grovelling in it.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

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  The truth of a proposition has....
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The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Providence has hidden a charm in....
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Providence has hidden a charm in difficult undertakings which is appreciated only by those who dare to grapple with them.-- Anne-Sophie Swetchine

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  If only we'd stop trying to....
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If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time.-- Edith Wharton

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  Nothing in life is promised except....
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Nothing in life is promised except death.-- Kanye West

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  The ends must justify the means.--....
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The ends must justify the means.-- Matthew Prior

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  Perfection is a road, not a....
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Perfection is a road, not a destination. Every time I live, I get an education.-- Burk Hudson

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  Ninety-eight percent of the adults in....
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Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them.-- Lily Tomlin

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  Advice, like medicine, should be given....
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Advice, like medicine, should be given in small does; that a little is good doesn't mean more will be better.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Has anybody ever seen a drama....
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Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.-- P. G. Wodehouse

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  Every man is the architect of....
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Every man is the architect of his own fortune.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Thought: Why does man kill? He....
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Thought: Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage.-- Woody Allen

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  The man of knowledge must be....
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The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Engineering is the professional and systematic....
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Engineering is the professional and systematic application of science to the efficient utilization of natural resources to produce wealth.-- T. J. Hoover and J. C. L. Fish

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  Where there is love there is....
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Where there is love there is life.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  All progress is based upon a....
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All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.-- Samuel Butler

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  In rivers and bad governments, the....
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In rivers and bad governments, the lightest things swim at the top.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  As witnesses not of our intentions....
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As witnesses not of our intentions but of our conduct, we can be true or false, and the hypocrite's crime is that he bears false witness against himself. What makes it so plausible to assume that hypocrisy is the vice of vices is that integrity can indeed exist under the cover of all other vices except this one. Only crime and the criminal, it is true, confront us with the perplexity of radical evil; but only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core.-- Hannah Arendt

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  The first time I see a....
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The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.-- Joan Rivers

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  Out of the frying pan into....
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Out of the frying pan into the fire.-- Quintus Septimius Tertullianus

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  Taxation without representation is tyranny.-- James....
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Taxation without representation is tyranny.-- James Otis

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  Boyhood, like measles, is one of....
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Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.-- P. G. Wodehouse

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  Prove all things; hold fast that....
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Prove all things; hold fast that which is good.-- Bible

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  Each handicap is like a hurdle....
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Each handicap is like a hurdle in a steeplechase, and when you ride up to it, if you throw your heart over, the horse will go along, too.-- Lawrence Bixby

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  He's a complete and total psychopath.....
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He's a complete and total psychopath. I don't mean that in the criminal sense, of course, but in a professional sense. People like that will do anything to hold on to their jobs.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Laughter is the shortest distance between....
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.-- Victor Borge

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  It's all make believe, isn't it?--....
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It's all make believe, isn't it?-- Marilyn Monroe

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  FEMALE, n. One of the opposing,....
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FEMALE, n. One of the opposing, or unfair, sex.-- Then shook and threw the fateful dice

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  Life is tragic for those who....
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Life is tragic for those who have plenty to live on and nothing to live for.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Special-interest publications should realize that if....
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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  I’m telling you, things are getting....
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I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Life's real failure is when you....
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Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.-- Unknown

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  HOSTILITY, n. A peculiarly sharp and....
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HOSTILITY, n. A peculiarly sharp and specially applied sense of the earth's overpopulation. Hostility is classified as active and passive; as (respectively) the feeling of a woman for her female friends, and that which she entertains for all the rest of her sex.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Scratch an actor - and you'll....
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Scratch an actor - and you'll find an actress.-- Dorothy Parker

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  The question is not, can they....
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The question is not, can they reason? Nor, can they talk? But, can they suffer?-- Jeremy Bentham

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  There are two things that will....
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There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.-- Booth Tarkington

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  Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis....
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Abbott: Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third. -- Bud_Abbott/"

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  Farewell! thou art too dear for....
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Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing.-- William Shakespeare

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  I can't understand why a person....
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I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.-- Fred Allen

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  Look who’s standing if you please,....
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Look who's standing if you please, 'though you tried to bring me to my knees.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I no longer prepare food or....
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I no longer prepare food or drink with more than one ingredient.-- Cyra McFadden

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  What is important is to keep....
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What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers.-- Martina Horner

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  The discovery of a new dish....
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than the discovery of a new star.-- Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

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  Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.--....
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Egotism is nature's compensation for mediocrity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Don't fear failure so much that....
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Don't fear failure so much that you refuse to try new things. The saddest summary of a life contains three descriptions: could have, might have, and should have.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Besides anarchy, the worst thing in....
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Besides anarchy, the worst thing in this world is government.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  Patience is the greatest of all....
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Patience is the greatest of all virtues.-- Cato the Elder

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  Quality is never an accident; it....
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Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of high intention, sincere effort, intelligent direction and skillful execution; it represents the wise choice of many alternatives.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you are eight years old,....
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When you are eight years old, nothing is any of your business.-- Lenny Bruce

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  It is easier to fight for....
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It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler

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  In the end the love you....
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In the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Children are natural mimics; they act....
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Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort to teach them good manners.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for....
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.-- Woody Allen

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  Every generation thinks it has the....
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Every generation thinks it has the answers, and every generation is humbled by nature.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A compromise is the art of....
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A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.-- Ludwig Erhard

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  Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do....
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Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard to any.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Before Elvis, there was nothing.-- John....
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Before Elvis, there was nothing.-- John Lennon

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  Young men's minds are always changeable,....
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Young men's minds are always changeable, but when an old man is concerned in a matter, he looks both before and after.-- Homer

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  In California everyone goes to a....
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In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.-- Truman Capote

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  We cannot swing up on a....
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We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own belt.-- William Ernest Hocking

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  If there is anything the nonconformist....
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If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.-- Bill Vaughan

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  It is when I struggle to....
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It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.-- Horace

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  Life is like playing a violin....
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Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.-- Samuel Butler

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  Let tears flow of their own....
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Let tears flow of their own accord: their flowing is not inconsistent with inward peace and harmony.-- Seneca

This is an interesting blog from a blogger in the south west of england (I think) also I like the "father ted" title - Fup Off Planet
 
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  The important thing is not to....
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The important thing is not to stop questioning.-- Albert Einstein

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  I love you. I used to....
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I love you. I used to pity your sorrow. But now, were you sorrowless, without fear or any lack, still i would love you.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  If you take out the killings,....
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If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very low crime rate.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Faith: not *wanting* to know what....
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Faith: not *wanting* to know what is true.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  I have made good judgements in....
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I have made good judgements in the Past. I have made good judgements in the Future.-- Dan Quayle

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  Carry the battle to them. Don't....
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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything.-- Harry S Truman

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  Faith is the strength by which....
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Faith is the strength by which a shattered world shall emerge into the light.-- Helen Keller

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  Sometimes old things need to go....
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Sometimes old things need to go away. That way, we have room for the new things that come into our lives.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  Bad mind, bad heart.-- Anacharsis_Cloots/" ....
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Bad mind, bad heart.-- Anacharsis_Cloots/"

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  When I was fourteen, my father....
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When I was fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have him around. When I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.-- Mark Twain

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  A cheerful mind is a vigorous....
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A cheerful mind is a vigorous mind.-- Jean De la Fontaine

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  You can buy education, but wisdom....
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You can buy education, but wisdom is a gift from God.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I can remember when the air....
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I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.-- George Burns

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  For centuries now we've tried everything....
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For centuries now we've tried everything else; the power of wealth, of mighty armies and navies, machinations of diplomats. All have failed. Before it's too late, and time is running out, let us turn from trust in the chain reactions of exploding atoms to faith of the chain reaction of God's love. Love - love of God and fellow men. That is God's formula for peace. Peace on earth to men of good will.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I don't want to be charged....
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I don't want to be charged with child abuse.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Be civil to all; sociable to....
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Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy to none.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  We lift ourselves by our thought,....
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We lift ourselves by our thought, we climb upon our vision of ourselves. If you want to enlarge your life, you must first enlarge your thought of it and of yourself. Hold the ideal of yourself as you long to be, always, everywhere - your ideal of what you long to attain - the ideal of health, efficiency, success.-- Orison Swett Marden

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  We learn the rope of life....
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We learn the rope of life by untying its knots.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If I hadn't started painting, I....
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If I hadn't started painting, I would have raised chickens.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Living in the moment brings you....
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Living in the moment brings you a sense of reverence for all of life's blessings.-- Oprah Winfrey

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  We can begin by noting that....
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We can begin by noting that the body prefers to keep itself alive.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is no cure for the....
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There is no cure for the pride of a virtuous nation but pure religion.-- Reinhold Niebuhr

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  Before a war military science seems....
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Before a war military science seems a real science, like astronomy; but after a war it seems more like astrology.-- Rebecca West

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  RAMSHACKLE, adj. Pertaining to a certain....
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RAMSHACKLE, adj. Pertaining to a certain order of architecture, otherwise known as the Normal American. Most of the public buildings of the United States are of the Ramshackle order, though some of our earlier architects preferred the Ironic. Recent additions to the White House in Washington are Theo-Doric, the ecclesiastic order of the Dorians. They are exceedingly fine and cost one hundred dollars a brick.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  No one wants advice, only collaboration.....
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No one wants advice, only collaboration. -- John Steinbeck

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  It was so much easier to....
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It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.-- Terry Pratchett

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  With reasonable men, I will reason;....
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With reasonable men, I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter, nor waste arguments where they will certainly be lost.-- William Lloyd Garrison

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  Look before you leap.-- Aesop ....
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Look before you leap.-- Aesop

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  When lip service to some mysterious....
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When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday, cash me out.-- Frank Sinatra

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  No great man ever complains of....
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No great man ever complains of want of opportunity.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  War is not its own end,....
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War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  If you hear that everybody is....
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If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling.-- Anonymous

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  To renounce liberty is to renounce....
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To renounce liberty is to renounce being a man, to surrender the rights of humanity and even its duties. For he who renounces everything no indemnity is possible. Such a renunciation is incompatible with man's nature; to remove all liberty from his will is to remove all morality from his acts.-- Jean Jacques Rousseau

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  When we are chafed and fretted....
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When we are chafed and fretted by small cares, a look at the stars will show us the littleness of our own intersts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We are always too busy for....
Intelligent comment this one -

We are always too busy for our children; we never give them the time or interest they deserve. We lavish gifts upon them; but the most precious gift, our personal association, which means so much to them, we give grudgingly.-- Mark Twain

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  I have never known a novel....
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I have never known a novel that was good enough to be good in spite of its being adapted to the author's political views.-- Edith Wharton

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  Wherever you get near the human....
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Wherever you get near the human race, there's just layers and layers of nonsense.-- Thornton Wilder

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  Whis is it, is man one....
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Whis is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  I am not bound to please....
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I am not bound to please thee with my answers.-- William Shakespeare

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  The quality will remain when the....
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The quality will remain when the price is forgotten.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and....
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Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.-- Will Rogers

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  Friends need not agree in everything....
How interesting

Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that sense it is more ideal and less subject to trouble than marriage is.-- George Santayana

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  Public speaking is the art of....
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Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.-- Evan Esar

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  I will make a Star-chamber matter....
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I will make a Star-chamber matter of it.-- William Shakespeare

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  I don't care what is written....
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I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.-- Dorothy Parker

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  If you ask me what I....
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If you ask me what I came into this world to do, I will tell you: I came to live out loud.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's....
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I've gone into hundreds of [fortune-teller's parlors], and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.-- New York City detective

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  Never give advice unless asked.-- German....
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Never give advice unless asked.-- German Proverb

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  To go beyond is as wrong....
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To go beyond is as wrong as to fall short.-- Confucius

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  Now that we have all this....
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Now that we have all this useful information, it would be nice to do something with it. (Actually, it can be emotionally fulfilling just to get the information. This is usually only true, however, if you have the social life of a kumquat.)-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's less important to have unanimity....
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It's less important to have unanimity than it is to be making the right decisions and doing the right thing, even though at the outset it may seem lonesome.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I do not believe the expenditure....
This is an interesting quotation

I do not believe the expenditure of $2.50 for a book entitles the purchaser to the personal friendship of the author.-- Evelyn Waugh

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  Blessed be the meek, for they....
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Blessed be the meek, for they shall inherit six feet of the earth.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Unfortunate is he who cannot gain....
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Unfortunate is he who cannot gain a few sincere friends during his life and more unfortunate is the one who has gained them and then lost them (through his deeds).-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Dignity and love do not blend....
Clever stuff

Dignity and love do not blend well, nor do they continue long together.-- Ovid

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  To display the greatest powers, unless....
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To display the greatest powers, unless they are applied to great purposes, makes nothing for the character of greatness.-- William Hazlitt

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  Fame comes only when deserved, and....
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Fame comes only when deserved, and then is as inevitable as destiny, for it is destiny.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You try to give away what....
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You try to give away what you want yourself.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  Fear makes strangers of people who....
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Fear makes strangers of people who should be friends.-- Shirley MacLaine

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  Genius is born--not paid. -- Oscar....
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Genius is born--not paid. -- Oscar Wilde

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  It is well, I die hard,....
Clever stuff

It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.-- George Washington

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  I envy people who drink. At....
This is an interesting quotation

I envy people who drink. At least they have something to blame everything on.-- Oscar Levant

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  One cannot remain the same. Art....
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One cannot remain the same. Art is a mirror which should show many reflections, and the artist should not always show the same face, or the face becomes a mask.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A sense of humor is part....
How interesting

A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  It is a familiar beast to....
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It is a familiar beast to man, and signifies love.-- William Shakespeare

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  Dedication is not what others expect....
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Dedication is not what others expect of you, it is what you can give to others.-- Unknown

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  When Solomon said there was a....
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When Solomon said there was a time and a place for everything he had not encountered the problem of parking his automobile.-- Bob Edwards

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  What you do speaks so loud....
This is an interesting quotation

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Lack of money is no obstacle.....
Intelligent comment this one -

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle.-- Ken Hakuta

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  If you look after the pennies,....
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If you look after the pennies, the dollars will look after themselves.-- J. Paul Getty

This is an interesting blog from a blogger in the south west of england (I think) also I like the "father ted" title - Fup Off Planet
 
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  Health is not simply the absence....
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Health is not simply the absence of sickness.-- Hannah Green

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  Dreaming permits every one of us....
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Dreaming permits every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.-- William Dement

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  Beauty is but the sensible image....
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Beauty is but the sensible image of the Infinite. Like truth and justice it lives within us; like virtue and the moral law it is a companion of the soul.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The older I grow, the less....
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The older I grow, the less important the comma becomes. Let the reader catch his own breath.-- Elizabeth Clarkson Zwart

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  We must never allow the future....
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We must never allow the future to be weighed down by memory. For children have no past, and that is the whole secret of the magical innocence of their smiles.-- Milan Kundera

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  I choose my friends for their....
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I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects. A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.-- Oscar Wilde

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  If the human mind was simple....
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If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we'd be too simple to understand it.-- Emerson Pugh

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  To know oneself is to study....
This is an interesting quotation

To know oneself is to study oneself in action with another person.-- Bruce Lee

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  Facts are stupid things.-- Unknown (can....
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Facts are stupid things.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I hate middle age. Too young....
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I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sometimes you gotta create what you....
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Sometimes you gotta create what you want to be a part of.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Don't go around saying the world....
Clever stuff

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.-- Mark Twain

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  I live for books.-- Thomas Jefferson....
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I live for books.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  Science is a wonderful thing if....
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Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it.-- Albert Einstein

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  Come what come may,-- William_Shakespeare/" ....
This is a good one here

Come what come may,-- William_Shakespeare/"

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  The belief in a supernatural source....
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The belief in a supernatural source of evil is not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every wickedness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Fervor is the weapon of choice....
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Fervor is the weapon of choice for the impotent.-- Frantz Fanon

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  So you're the little woman who....
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So you're the little woman who wrote the book that made this great war.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  Experience suggests it doesn't matter so....
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Experience suggests it doesn't matter so much how you got here, as what you do after you arrive.-- Lois McMaster Bujold

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  If you can solve your problem,....
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If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?-- Shantideva

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  Why do croutons come in airtight....
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Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.-- George Carlin

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  To hate a man because he....
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To hate a man because he was born in another country, because he speaks a different language, or because he takes a different view of this subject or that, is a great folly. Desist, I implore you, for we are all equally human...Let us have but one end in view, the welfare of humanity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You cannot compile a wit out....
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You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.-- Joe Orton

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  Any fool can criticize, condemn and....
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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Possession is eleven points in the....
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Possession is eleven points in the law.-- Colley Cibber

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  Never tell anyone that you're writing....
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Never tell anyone that you're writing a book, going on a diet, exercising, taking a course, or quitting smoking. They'll encourage you to death.-- Lynn Johnston

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  I am a kind of paranoiac....
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I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.-- J. D. Salinger

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  The strongest possible piece of advice....
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The strongest possible piece of advice I would give any young woman is: Don't screw around, and don't smoke.-- Edwina Currie

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  Courage is not simply one of....
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Courage is not simply one of the virtues, but the form of every virtue at the testing point.-- C. S. Lewis

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  Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your....
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Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be the reward of such sacrifices... If ye love wealth better than freedom, the tranquility of servitude than the animating contest of freedom, go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands that feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Not only is he ambidextrous, but....
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Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Art is one thing that can....
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Art is one thing that can go on mattering once it has stopped hurting.-- Elizabeth Bowen

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  Those who can, do. Those who....
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Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.-- Woody Allen

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  Our ignorance of history makes us....
Intelligent comment this one -

Our ignorance of history makes us libel our own times. People have always been like this.-- Gustave Flaubert

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