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  Anger as soon as fed is....
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Anger as soon as fed is dead- -- Emily_Dickinson/"

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  Of all sad words of tongue....
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Of all sad words of tongue and pen the saddest are these, what might have been.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Happiness isn't something you experience; it's....
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Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember.-- Oscar Levant

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  Injuries may be forgiven, but not....
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Injuries may be forgiven, but not forgotten.-- Aesop

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  Most new books are forgotten within....
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Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.-- Evan Esar

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  When you have confidence, you can....
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When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing things.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The reason it's a cliché is....
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The reason it's a cliché is because it's true.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What can be more palpably absurd....
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What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives travelling twice as fast as stagecoaches?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There are certain themes of which....
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There are certain themes of which the interest is all-absorbing, but which are too entirely horrible for the purposes of legitimate fiction.-- Edgar Allan Poe

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  It is the quality of our....
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It is the quality of our work which will please God and not the quantity.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  Be silent as to services you....
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Be silent as to services you have rendered, but speak of favours you have received.-- Seneca

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  It was once said that the....
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It was once said that the moral test of Government is how that Government treats those who are in the dawn of life, the children; those who are in the twilight of life, the elderly; and those who are in the shadows of life, the sick, the needy and the handicapped.-- Hubert H. Humphrey

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  Whoever does not love his work....
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Whoever does not love his work cannot hope that it will please others.-- Unknown

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  The only thing worse than a....
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The only thing worse than a battle lost is a battle won.-- Arthur Wellesley

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  ...Why the hell are we conditioned....
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...Why the hell are we conditioned into the smooth strawberry-and-cream mother-goose, Alice-and- Wonderland fable, only to be broken on the wheel as we grow older and become aware of ourselves as individuals with a dull responsibility in life?-- Sylvia Plath

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  I know nothing.-- Unknown (can you....
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I know nothing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than....
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Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowlege: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.-- Charles Darwin

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  If two men agree on everything,....
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If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.-- Lyndon B. Johnson

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  For the sword outwears its sheath,--....
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  Nothing, at last, is sacred; but....
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Nothing, at last, is sacred; but the integrity of your own mind.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  We might make mistakes but we....
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We might make mistakes but we will make other things too.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ninety percent of the politicians give....
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Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.-- Henry Kissinger

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  A ship is safe in harbor,....
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A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for.-- Unknown

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  You and I have a rendezvous....
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You and I have a rendezvous with destiny. We will preserve for our children this, the last best hope of man on earth, or we will sentence them to take the first step into a thousand years of darkness. If we fail, at least let our children and our children's children say of us we justified our brief moment here. We did all that could be done.-- Ronald Reagan

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  REGALIA, n. Distinguishing insignia, jewels and....
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REGALIA, n. Distinguishing insignia, jewels and costume of such ancient and honorable orders as Knights of Adam; Visionaries of Detectable Bosh; the Ancient Order of Modern Troglodytes; the League of Holy Humbug; the Golden Phalanx of Phalangers; the Genteel Society of Expurgated Hoodlums; the Mystic Alliances of Georgeous Regalians; Knights and Ladies of the Yellow Dog; the Oriental Order of Sons of the West; the Blatherhood of Insufferable Stuff; Warriors of the Long Bow; Guardians of the Great Horn Spoon; the Band of Brutes; the Impenitent Order of Wife-Beaters; the Sublime Legion of Flamboyant Conspicuants; Worshipers at the Electroplated Shrine; Shining Inaccessibles; Fee-Faw-Fummers of the inimitable Grip; Jannissaries of the Broad-Blown Peacock; Plumed Increscencies of the Magic Temple; the Grand Cabal of Able-Bodied Sedentarians; Associated Deities of the Butter Trade; the Garden of Galoots; the Affectionate Fraternity of Men Similarly Warted; the Flashing Astonishers; Ladies

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  Do not, for one repulse, forego....
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Do not, for one repulse, forego the purpose that you resolved to effect.-- William Shakespeare

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  You're dealing with the demon of....
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You're dealing with the demon of external validation. You can't beat external validation. You want to know why? Because it feels sooo good.-- Barbara Hall

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  Military justice is to justice what....
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Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.-- Georges Clemenceau

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  I was eyes to the blind,....
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I was eyes to the blind, and feet was I to the lame.-- Bible

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  Humanity can be quite cold to....
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Humanity can be quite cold to those whose eyes see the world differently.-- Eric A. Burns

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  We have, as human beings, a....
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We have, as human beings, a storytelling problem. We're a bit too quick to come up with explanations for things we don't really have an explanation for.-- Malcolm Gladwell

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  Money doesn't always bring happiness. People....
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Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars.-- Hobart Brown

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  Compassion is the basis of all....
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Compassion is the basis of all morality.-- Arthur Schopenhauer

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  When you drink the water, remember....
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When you drink the water, remember the spring.-- Chinese Proverb

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  It is a great ability to....
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It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld

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  We are here to add to....
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We are here to add to the sum of human goodness. To prove the thing exists. And however futile each individual act of courage or generosity, self-sacrifice or grace-it still proves the thing exists. Each act adds to the fund. It needs replenishment. Not only because evil flourishes, and is, most indefensibly, defended. But because goodness is no longer a respectable aim in life. The hound of hell, envy, has driven it from the house.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I'm just a person trapped inside....
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I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.-- Elayne Boosler

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  I appreciate people who are civil,....
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I appreciate people who are civil, whether they mean it or not. I think: Be civil. Do not cherish your opinion over my feelings. There's a vanity to candor that isn't really worth it. Be kind.-- Richard Greenberg

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  Happiness is not a destination. It....
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Happiness is not a destination. It is a method of life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man who gives up accomplishes....
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The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man who does not give up can move mountains.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Why is the man (or woman)....
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Why is the man (or woman) who invests all your money called a broker?-- George Carlin

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  Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall....
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Whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.-- Bible

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  A child's education should begin at....
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A child's education should begin at least one hundred years before he is born.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  A great disaster is a symbol....
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A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things of life and forget the small things, of which we have thought too much.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  By the time we've made it,....
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By the time we've made it, we've had it.-- Malcolm Forbes

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  You've got to kick at the....
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You've got to kick at the darkness til it bleeds daylight.-- Bruce Cockburn

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  He who laughs has not yet....
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He who laughs has not yet heard the bad news.-- Bertolt Brecht

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  The power to bring me out....
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The power to bring me out of solitude - or to push me back into it - had never belonged to another person. It was mine and only mine.-- Martha Beck

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  My only fear is that I....
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My only fear is that I may live too long. This would be a subject of dread to me.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  The years that a woman subtracts....
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The years that a woman subtracts from her age are not lost. They are added to other women's.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The man least dependent upon the....
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The man least dependent upon the morrow goes to meet the morrow most cheerfully.-- Epicurus

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  There is no restraining men's tongues....
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There is no restraining men's tongues or pens when charged with a little vanity.-- George Washington

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  There are in nature neither rewards....
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There are in nature neither rewards nor punishments, there are consequences.-- Robert Ingersoll

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  We only do well the things....
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We only do well the things we like doing.-- Colette

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  Lawer: one who protects us against....
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Lawer: one who protects us against robbery by taking away the temptation.-- H. L. Mencken

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  I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost....
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I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.-- George Carlin

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  Whatever is begun in anger ends....
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Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  For what is liberty but the....
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For what is liberty but the unhampered translation of will into act?-- Dante Alighieri

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  A day without sunshine is like,....
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.-- Steve Martin

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  Most people live ninety percent in....
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Most people live ninety percent in the past, seven percent in the present, and that only leaves three percent for the future.-- John Steinbeck

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  The individual has always had to....
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The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  For a good cause, wrongdoing is....
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For a good cause, wrongdoing is virtuous.-- Publilius Syrus

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  VANITY, n. The tribute of a....
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VANITY, n. The tribute of a fool to the worth of the nearest ass.-- gdt

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  Never despise fashion. It's what we....
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Never despise fashion. It's what we have instead of God.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Clearly he had his own strange....
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Clearly he had his own strange way of judging things. I suspect he acquired it from the gospels.-- Victor Hugo

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  The ships hung in the sky....
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The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.-- Douglas Adams

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  Children are likely to live up....
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Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them.-- Lady Bird Johnson

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  Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant....
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Nothing can be so amusingly arrogant as a young man who has just discovered an old idea and thinks it is his own.-- Sidney J. Harris

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  Listening is a magnetic and strange....
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Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen to people there is an alternating current, and this recharges us so that we never get tired of each other. We are constantly being re-created.-- Brenda Ueland

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  Engineering is the art of organizing....
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Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.-- Henry G. Stott

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  Did blind chance know that there....
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Did blind chance know that there was light and what was its refraction, and fit the eyes of all creatures after the most curious manner to make use of it? These and other suchlike considerations, always have, and always will prevail with mankind, to believe that there is a Being who made all things, who has all things in his power, and who is therefore to be feared.-- Isaac Newton

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  In false quarrels there is no....
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In false quarrels there is no true valor.-- William Shakespeare

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  I generally avoid temptation unless I....
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I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.-- Mae West

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  September tries its best to have....
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September tries its best to have us forget summer.-- Bern Williams

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  The scientists of today think deeply....
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The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane.-- Nikola Tesla

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  I go into ecstasies every time....
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I go into ecstasies every time I see the naked figure of a woman, such as Venus, for example. It strikes me as so wonderful and exquisite that I have difficulty in stopping the tears rolling down my cheeks.-- Anne Frank

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  One may have a blazing hearth....
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One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.-- Vincent Van Gogh

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  Ask, and it shall be given....
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Ask, and it shall be given you; Seek, and ye shall find; Knock, and it shall be opened unto you.-- Bible

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  Experience becomes possible because of language.--....
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Experience becomes possible because of language.-- Noam Chomsky

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  Death's brother, Sleep.-- Virgil ....
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Death's brother, Sleep.-- Virgil

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  Before a war, military science seems....
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Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war it seems more like astrology.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ethics is not definable, is not....
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Ethics is not definable, is not implementable, because it is not conscious; it involves not only our thinking, but also our feeling.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To succeed in the world it....
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To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.-- Voltaire

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  You are not here merely to....
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You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world. You impoverish yourself if you forget this errand.-- Woodrow Wilson

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  Time has a wonderful way of....
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Time has a wonderful way of showing us what really matters.-- Margaret Peters

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  Be not wise in your own....
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Be not wise in your own conceits.-- Bible

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  But, my dearest Agathon, it is....
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But, my dearest Agathon, it is truth which you cannot contradict; you can without any difficulty contradict Socrates.-- Plato

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  The supreme irony of life is....
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The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.-- Robert Heinlein

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  You cannot slander human nature; it....
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You cannot slander human nature; it is worse than words can paint it.-- Charles Haddon Spurgeon

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  All the world's a stage, and....
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All the world's a stage, and all the men and women are merely players.-- William Shakespeare

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  I find television very educational. The....
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I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.-- Groucho Marx

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  He is winding the watch of....
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He is winding the watch of his wit; by and by it will strike.-- William Shakespeare

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  Among all men on the earth....
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Among all men on the earth bards have a share of honor and reverence, because the muse has taught them songs and loves the race of bards.-- Homer

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  An effective way to deal with....
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An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.-- Unknown

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  Democracy: The substitution of election by....
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Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Give a man a fish and....
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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.-- Chinese Proverb

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  Take most people, they're crazy about....
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Take most people, they're crazy about cars. I'd rather have a goddamn horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.-- J. D. Salinger

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  I defended this country as a....
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I defended this country as a young man, and I will defend it as president.-- John Kerry

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  Catch your people doing something right....
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Catch your people doing something right and let them know you appreciate it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Blessedness is not the reward of....
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Blessedness is not the reward of virtue, but virtue itself; neither do we rejoice therein, because we control our lusts, but contrariwise, because we rejoice therein, we are able to control our lusts.-- Baruch Spinoza

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  And so, my fellow Americans: ask....
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And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your country can do for you - ask what you can do for your country.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Riches and power are but gifts....
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Riches and power are but gifts of blind fate, whereas goodness is the result of one's own merits.-- Heloise

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  My personal hobbies are reading, listening....
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My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.-- Edith Sitwell

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  Modesty in an actor is as....
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Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.-- Jackie Gleason

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  Democracy gives every man the right....
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Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor.-- James Russell Lowell

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  You can make more friends in....
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You can make more friends in two months by becoming more interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you.-- Dale Carnegie

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  Think it the greatest impiety to....
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Think it the greatest impiety to prefer life to disgrace, and for the sake of life to lose the reason for living.-- Juvenal

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  Put duties aside at least an....
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Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.-- Dianne Hales

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  Rare is the person who can....
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Rare is the person who can weigh the faults of others without putting his thumb on the scales.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Colleges typically did not tell you....
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Colleges typically did not tell you that ninety percent of your education came after you hung the parchment on the wall. People might ask for a rebate.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Few great men could pass Personnel.--....
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Few great men could pass Personnel.-- Paul Goodman

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  "What made the deepest impression upon....
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"What made the deepest impression upon you?" inquired a friend one day of Lincoln, "when you stood in the presence of the Falls of Niagara, the greatest of natural wonders?" ---- "The thing that stuck me most forcibly when I saw the Falls," Lincoln responded with the characteristic deliberation, "was where in the world did all that water come from?"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Men of genius are often dull....
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Men of genius are often dull and inert in society, as a blazing meteor when it descends to earth, is only a stone.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  A man whose life has been....
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A man whose life has been dishonourable is not entitled to escape disgrace in death.-- Lucius Accius

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  Life's greatest happiness is to be....
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Life's greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.-- Victor Hugo

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  You better live your best and....
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You better live your best and act your best and think your best today, for today is the sure preparation for tomorrow and all the other tomorrows that follow.-- Harriet Martineau

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  I saw the same dynamic in....
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I saw the same dynamic in our family - a dysfunctional family - mirrored in the country in the 1980's. If you take this family, and you put them up there as the First Family - if you look at what the dynamic is in the family - you might have a pretty good sense of how it's going to trickle down.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is this paradox in pride....
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There is this paradox in pride - it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  ...Nobody ever gets to know no....
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...Nobody ever gets to know no body! We're all of us sentenced to a solitary confinement inside our own skins for life!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Finish each day and be done....
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Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be encumbered with your old nonsense.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The higher the buildings, the lower....
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The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.-- Noel Coward

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  Happiness comes more from loving than....
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Happiness comes more from loving than being loved; and often when our affection seems wounded it is only our vanity bleeding. To love, and to be hurt often, and to love again - this is the brave and happy life.-- J. E. Buchrose

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  You have to reach a level....
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You have to reach a level of comfort with that risk.-- Sally Ride

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  Cannibals prefer those who have no....
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Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.-- Stanislaw Lem

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  It is no use to blame....
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It is no use to blame the looking glass if your face is awry.-- Nikolai Gogol

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  Religions change; beer and wine remain.--....
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Religions change; beer and wine remain.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All programmers are playwrights and all....
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All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.-- Unknown

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  Good intentions will always be pleaded....
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Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions. There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.-- Daniel Webster

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  The whole dream of democracy is....
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The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  True silence is the rest of....
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True silence is the rest of the mind; it is to the spirit what sleep is to the body, nourishment and refreshment.-- William Penn

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  History is more or less bunk.--....
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History is more or less bunk.-- Henry Ford

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  Always forgive your enemies - nothing....
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Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much.-- Oscar Wilde

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  For what is evil but good....
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For what is evil but good tortured by its own hunger and thirst?-- Kahlil_Gibran/"

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  A true knowledge of ourselves is....
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A true knowledge of ourselves is knowledge of our power.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  This is our purpose: to make....
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This is our purpose: to make as meaningful as possible this life that has been bestowed upon us; to live in such a way that we may be proud of ourselves; to act in such a way that some part of us lives on.-- Oswald Spengler

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  Be aware that a halo has....
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Be aware that a halo has to fall only a few inches to be a noose.-- Dan McKinnon

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  When a thing is funny, search....
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When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  Human reason has this peculiar fate....
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Human reason has this peculiar fate that in one species of its knowledge it is burdened by questions which, as prescribed by the very nature of reason itself, it is not able to ignore, but which, as transcending all its powers, it is also not able to answer.-- Immanuel Kant

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  I saw that all things I....
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I saw that all things I feared, and which feared me, had nothing good or bad in them save insofar as the mind was affected by them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  For people to judge a man's....
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For people to judge a man's worth and his very manhood according to the way he feels about sport, and not to recognize it for the piddly, inconsequential goings on that it really is...-- Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

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  His honour rooted in dishonour stood,--....
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His honour rooted in dishonour stood,-- Lord Alfred Tennyson

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  In real life, I assure you,....
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  In a way the CID man....
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In a way the CID man was pretty lucky, because outside the hospital the war was still going on. Men went mad and were rewarded with medals. All over the world, boys on every side of the bomb line were laying down their lives for what they had been told was their country, and no one seemed to mind, least of all the boys who were laying down their young lives.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Could you imagine how horrible things....
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Could you imagine how horrible things would be if we always told others how we felt? Life would be intolerably bearable.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  Millions of words are written annually....
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Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables: 'Do not try.'-- Dan Parker

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  Government is like a baby. An....
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.-- Ronald Reagan

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  RABBLE, n. In a republic, those....
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RABBLE, n. In a republic, those who exercise a supreme authority tempered by fraudulent elections. The rabble is like the sacred Simurgh, of Arabian fable -- omnipotent on condition that it do nothing. (The word is Aristocratese, and has no exact equivalent in our tongue, but means, as nearly as may be, "soaring swine.")-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Replying to the tributes paid to....
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Replying to the tributes paid to him at a testimonial dinner, Herbert Bayard Swope said; "I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure. Try to please everybody."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I don't believe in astrology; I'm....
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I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagitarian and we're skeptical.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have noticed that the people....
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I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Follow what you love!...Don't deign to....
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Follow what you love!...Don't deign to ask what "they" are looking for out there. Ask what you have inside. Follow not your interests, which change, but what you are and what you love, which will and should not change.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The best and most beautiful things....
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The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt within the heart.-- Helen Keller

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  There is measure in all things.--....
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There is measure in all things.-- Horace

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  Only those who will risk going....
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Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. -- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sex education classes in our public....
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Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Life is something to do when....
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.-- Fran Lebowitz

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  In Hollywood a starlet is the....
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In Hollywood a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.-- Ben Hecht

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  Rumor travels faster, but it don't....
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Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.-- Will Rogers

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  Small to greater matters must give....
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Small to greater matters must give way.-- William Shakespeare

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  Here is the world, sound as....
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Here is the world, sound as a nut, perfect, not the smallest piece of chaos left, never a stitch nor an end, not a mark of haste, or botching, or second thought; but the theory of the world is a thing of shreds and patches.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  The family-that dear octopus from whese....
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The family-that dear octopus from whese tentacles we never quite escape nor, in our inmost hearts, ever quite wish to.-- Dodie Smith

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  There are some days when I....
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There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction.-- Salvador Dali

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  Nothing you can't spell will ever....
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Nothing you can't spell will ever work.-- Will Rogers

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  Dare to be naive.-- R. Buckminster....
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Dare to be naive.-- R. Buckminster Fuller

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  I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant....
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I prefer tongue-tied knowledge to ignorant loquacity.-- Cicero

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  I am the lizard king. I....
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I am the lizard king. I can do anything.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  This is the challenge of writing.....
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This is the challenge of writing. You have to be very emotionally engaged in what you're doing, or it comes out flat. You can't fake your way through this.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Never doubt that a small group....
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Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed people can change the world: indeed it's the only thing that ever has!-- Margaret Mead

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  MACHINATION, n. The method employed by....
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MACHINATION, n. The method employed by one's opponents in baffling one's open and honorable efforts to do the right thing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We started off trying to set....
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules.-- Alan Bennett

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  It is better to fail in....
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It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation.-- Herman Melville

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  Television is the first truly democratic....
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Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.-- Clive Barnes

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  Example is not the main thing....
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Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  A musicologist is a man who....
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A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it.-- Sir Thomas Beecham

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  I despise making the most of....
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I despise making the most of one's time. Half of the pleasures of life consist of the opportunities one has neglected.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

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  Nothing discernable to the eye of....
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Nothing discernable to the eye of the spirit is more brilliant or obscure than man; nothing is more formidible, complex, mysterious, and infinite. There is a prospect greater than the sea, and it is the sky; there is a prospect greater than the sky, and it is the human soul.-- Victor Hugo

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  Cowards die many times before their....
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Cowards die many times before their deaths; -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  I is the first letter of....
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I is the first letter of the alphabet, the first word of the language, the first thought of the mind, the first object of affection. In grammar it is a pronoun of the first person and singular number. Its plural is said to be _We_, but how there can be more than one myself is doubtless clearer the grammarians than it is to the author of this incomparable dictionary. Conception of two myselfs is difficult, but fine. The frank yet graceful use of "I" distinguishes a good writer from a bad; the latter carries it with the manner of a thief trying to cloak his loot.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Critics are like eunuchs in a....
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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how its done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.-- Brendan Behan

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  Under a government which imprisons any....
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Under a government which imprisons any unjustly, the true place for a just man is in prison.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines....
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Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder than to work.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If economists could manage to get....
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If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.-- John Maynard Keynes

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  I'm a great believer in luck....
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I'm a great believer in luck and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.-- Stephen Leacock

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  A soft answer turneth away wrath.--....
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A soft answer turneth away wrath.-- Bible

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  Assassins!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)....
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Assassins!-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Five thousand balloons, capable of raising....
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Five thousand balloons, capable of raising two men each, could not cost more than five ships of the line; and where is the prince who can afford so to cover his country with troops for its defense as that 10,000 men descending from the clouds might not in many places do an infinite deal of mischief before a force could be brought together to repel them?-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Hope is nature's veil for hiding....
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Hope is nature's veil for hiding truth's nakedness.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Money, so they say, is the....
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Money, so they say, is the root of all evil today. But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise that they're giving none away.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only thing that scares me....
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The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.-- Ellen DeGeneres

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  A sense of humor is just....
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A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.-- Clive James

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  The important is not so much....
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The important is not so much that every child should be taught, as that every child should be given the wish to learn.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  History repeats itself; that's one of....
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History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.-- Clarence Darrow

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  Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of....
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Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Television is the first truly democratic....
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Television is the first truly democratic culture -- the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want.-- Clive Barnes

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  Forgiveness is almost a selfish act....
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Forgiveness is almost a selfish act because of its immense benefits to the one who forgives.-- Lawana Blackwell

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  Maturity is a bitter disappointment for....
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.-- Kurt Vonnegut

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  Unfortunately, money is freedom in today's....
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Unfortunately, money is freedom in today's world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you can give your son....
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If you can give your son or daughter only one gift, let it be enthusiasm.-- Bruce Barton

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  I can name the newscaster on....
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I can name the newscaster on The Simpsons, but I can't name my own congressman. And that's what makes America great.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you're not racking your brain....
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If you're not racking your brain to figure things out, you'll never become a scientist.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect;....
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Five senses; an incurably abstract intellect; a haphazardly selective memory; a set of preconceptions and assumptions so numerous that I can never examine more than minority of them - never become conscious of them all. How much of total reality can such an apparatus let through?-- C. S. Lewis

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  Believe those who are seeking the....
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Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.-- Andre Gide

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  What is most beautiful in virile....
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What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.-- Susan Sontag

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  When you travel, remember that a....
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When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable.-- Clifton Fadiman

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  The thing that impresses me the....
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The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.-- King Edward VIII

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  Art is not a handicraft, it....
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Art is not a handicraft, it is the transmission of feeling the artist has experienced.-- Leo Tolstoy

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  The man who passes the sentence....
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The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword. If you would take a man's life, you owe it to him to look into his eyes and hear his final words. And if you cannot bear to do that, then perhaps the man does not deserve to die.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  An exile's life is no life.--....
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An exile's life is no life.-- Leonidas of Tarentum

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  It's amazing that the amount of....
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.-- Jerry Seinfeld

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  The music at a wedding procession....
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The music at a wedding procession always reminds me of the music of soldiers going into battle.-- Heinrich Heine

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  We can be sure that the....
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We can be sure that the greatest hope for maintaining equilibrium in the face of any situation rests within ourselves.-- Francis J. Braceland

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  The secret of happiness is this:....
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The secret of happiness is this: Let your interests be as wide as possible, and let your reactions to the things and persons that interest you be as far as possible friendly rather that hostile.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Dignity consists not in possessing honors,....
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Dignity consists not in possessing honors, but in the consciousness that we deserve them.-- Aristotle

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  ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak....
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ADAGE, n. Boned wisdom for weak teeth.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Nothing astonishes men so much as....
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Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Each generation will reap what the....
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Each generation will reap what the former generation has sown. -- Chinese Proverb

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  If you can get nothing better....
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If you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at least.-- Herman Melville

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  If you realize too acutely how....
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If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to do anything.-- Katharine Butler Hathaway

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  When solving a "panic" you must....
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When solving a "panic" you must first ask yourself what you were doing that could possibly frighten an operating system.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What the imagination seizes as beauty....
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What the imagination seizes as beauty must be the truth.-- John Keats

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  It is only the ignorant who....
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It is only the ignorant who despise education.-- Publilius Syrus

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  As a woman, I find it....
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As a woman, I find it very embarrassing to be in a meeting and realize I'm the only one in the room with balls.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  I have not lost my mind....
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I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.-- Unknown

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  The worst crime against working people....
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The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Truth is the mother of hatred.--....
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Truth is the mother of hatred.-- Ausonius

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  Thousands of candles can be lighted....
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Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.-- Buddha

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  You do not examine legislation in....
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You do not examine legislation in the light of the benefits it will convey if properly administered, but in the light of the wrongs it would do and the harms it would cause if improperly administered.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself,....
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Mediocrity knows nothing higher than itself, but talent instantly recognizes genius.-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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  So we must daily keep things....
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So we must daily keep things wound: that is, we must pray when prayer seems dry as dust; we must write when we are physically tired, when our hearts are heavy, when our bodies are in pain.-- Madeleine L'Engle

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  History does not record anywhere at....
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History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.-- Robert Heinlein

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  No one gossips about other people's....
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No one gossips about other people's secret virtues.-- Bertrand Russell

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  Jealousy would be far less torturous....
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Jealousy would be far less torturous if we understood that love is a passion entirely unrelated to our merits.-- Paul Eldridge

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  As blushing will sometimes make a....
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.-- Jonathan Swift

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  It is known that there is....
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It is known that there is an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the universe is also zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the product of a deranged imagination.-- Douglas Adams

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  There are many roads to hate,....
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There are many roads to hate, but envy is the shortest of them all.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  BEG, v. To ask for something....
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BEG, v. To ask for something with an earnestness proportioned to the belief that it will not be given.-- A state in which, doubtless, there's little of joy.

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  The highest result of education is....
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The highest result of education is tolerance.-- Helen Keller

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  America has never been an empire.....
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America has never been an empire. We may be the only great power in history that had the chance, and refused – preferring greatness to power and justice to glory.-- George W. Bush

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  The secret of happiness is to....
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it.-- Al Batt

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  Doing abominations is against the law,....
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Doing abominations is against the law, particularly if the abominations are done while wearing a lobster bib.-- Woody Allen

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  Freedom is from within.-- Frank Lloyd....
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Freedom is from within.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  Is sloppiness in speech caused by....
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Is sloppiness in speech caused by ignorance or apathy? I don't know and I don't care.-- William Safire

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  I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My....
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I'm seventeen and I'm crazy. My uncle says the two always go together. When people ask your age, he said, always say seventeen and insane.-- Ray Bradbury

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  Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds....
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Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  The trouble with normal is it....
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The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.-- Bruce Cockburn

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  The best way to predict the....
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The best way to predict the future is to invent it.-- Alan Kay

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  He that cannot forgive others, breaks....
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He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Don't be afraid to take one....
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Don't be afraid to take one large step because you can't cross a chasm in two small leaps.-- Unknown

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  Truth, like gold, is to be....
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Truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.-- Leo Tolstoy

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  What is life? It is a....
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What is life? It is a flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  "Coolidge is dead"-- Dorothy_Parker/" ....
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"Coolidge is dead"-- Dorothy_Parker/"

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  The worst sin toward our fellow....
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The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them: that's the essence of inhumanity.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  The highest possible stage in moral....
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The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.-- Charles Darwin

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  Sleep is lovely, death is better....
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Sleep is lovely, death is better still, not to have been born is of course the miracle.-- Heinrich Heine

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  It is twice as hard to....
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It is twice as hard to crush a half-truth as a whole lie.-- Unknown

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  He does not live in vain,....
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He does not live in vain, who employs his wealth, his thought, his speech to advance the good of others.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A vote is like a rifle:....
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A vote is like a rifle: its usefulness depends upon the character of the user. -- Theodore Roosevelt

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  Peace at home is peace in....
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Peace at home is peace in the country. Peace in the country is peace in the world. -- Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

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  To have a right to do....
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To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never....
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Innocence dwells with Wisdom, but never with Ignorance.-- William Blake

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  I paint paintings because I can't....
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I paint paintings because I can't get the experience in any other way but there are many more experiences that are equally satisfying to me and equally inept at answering all my questions, but hover in exactitude in describing themselves and defying me to define their logic.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Goto, n.: A programming tool that....
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about unstructured programmers.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People sleep peaceably in their beds....
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People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.-- George Orwell

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  This book fills a much needed....
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This book fills a much needed gap.-- Moses Hadas

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  PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for....
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PIANO, n. A parlor utensil for subduing the impenitent visitor. It is operated by pressing the keys of the machine and the spirits of the audience.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  How we remember, what we remember....
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How we remember, what we remember and why we remember form the most personal map of our individuality.-- Christina Baldwin

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  We hang the petty thieves and....
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We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.-- Aesop

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  Humor is emotional chaos remembered in....
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Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.-- James Thurber

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  I’ll fight when needed, revel when....
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I'll fight when needed, revel when there's an occasion, mourn when there is grief, and die if my time comes… but I won't let anyone use me against my will.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We generate our own environment. We....
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We generate our own environment. We get exactly what we deserve. How can we resent the life weve created for ourselves? Whos to blame, whos to credit, but us? Who can change it anytime we wish, but us?-- Richard Bach

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  Look at a day when you....
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Look at a day when you are supremely satisfied at the end. It's not a day when you lounge around doing nothing; it's when you've had everything to do, and you've done it.-- Lord Acton

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  Why has government been instituted at....
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Why has government been instituted at all? Because the passions of men will not conform to the dictates of reason and justice, without constraint.-- Alexander Hamilton

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  Tristan and Isolde were lucky to....
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Tristan and Isolde were lucky to die when they did. They'd have been sick of all that rubbish in a year.-- Robertson Davies

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  Free advice is worth the price.--....
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Free advice is worth the price.-- Robert Half

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  The best executive is one who....
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The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  I don't know half of you....
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I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  My one regret in life is....
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.-- Woody Allen

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  I still have a lot to....
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I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting.-- Britney Spears

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  He that fears your presence will....
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He that fears your presence will hate you absence.-- Thomas Fuller

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  Politics is the art of preventing....
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Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly concern them.-- Paul Valery

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  AFFIANCED, pp. Fitted with an ankle-ring....
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AFFIANCED, pp. Fitted with an ankle-ring for the ball-and-chain.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  You can't depend on your eyes....
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You can't depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.-- Mark Twain

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  Our situation has the disaffected beauty....
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Our situation has the disaffected beauty of a chess game.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Whenever you come to a 'Y'....
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Whenever you come to a 'Y' in the road always remember that you have a third choice of path: And that is right down the middle, where no one has gone before.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  That which seems most feeble and....
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That which seems most feeble and bewildered in you is the strongest and most determined.-- Kahlil Gibran

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  EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to....
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EDUCATION, n. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The house does not rest upon....
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The house does not rest upon the ground, but upon a woman.-- Mexican Proverb

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  There are three kinds of death....
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There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Don't pray that God's on our....
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Don't pray that God's on our side, pray that we're on his side.-- Abraham Lincoln

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