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  Everything that is really great and....
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Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labor in freedom.-- Albert Einstein

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  The more I study religions the....
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The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.-- Sir Richard Francis Burton

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  It's a well known fact that....
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It's a well known fact that computing devices such as the abacus were invented thousands of years ago. But it's not well known that the first use of a common computer protocol occured in the Old Testament. This, of course, was when Moses aborted the Egyptians' process with a control-sea..."-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Talk not of wasted affection; affection....
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Talk not of wasted affection; affection never was wasted.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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  Gerry Ford is a nice guy,....
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Gerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  So many new ideas are at....
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So many new ideas are at first strange and horrible, though ultimately valuable that a very heavy responsibility rests upon those who would prevent their dissemination. -- J. B. S. Haldane

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  Honesty is the best image.-- Tom....
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Honesty is the best image.-- Tom Wilson

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  I am not a role model.--....
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I am not a role model.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The world is governed more by....
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The world is governed more by appearances than realities, so that it is fully as necessary to seem to know something as to know it.-- Daniel Webster

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  The creation of something new is....
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The creation of something new is not accomplished by the intellect but by the play instinct acting from inner necessity. The creative mind plays with the objects it loves.-- Carl Jung

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  To fall in love you have....
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To fall in love you have to be in the state of mind for it to take, like a disease.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People demand freedom of speech as....
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People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use.-- Soren Kierkegaard

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  One of the most striking differences....
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One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.-- Mark Twain

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  NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as....
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NOUMENON, n. That which exists, as distinguished from that which merely seems to exist, the latter being a phenomenon. The noumenon is a bit difficult to locate; it can be apprehended only be a process of reasoning -- which is a phenomenon. Nevertheless, the discovery and exposition of noumena offer a rich field for what Lewes calls "the endless variety and excitement of philosophic thought." Hurrah (therefore) for the noumenon!-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The first prerogative of an artist....
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The first prerogative of an artist in any medium is to make a fool of himself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Because he did not have time....
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Because he did not have time to read every new book in his field, the great Polish anthropologist Bronislaw Malinowski used a simple and efficient method of deciding which ones were worth his attention: Upon receiving a new book, he immediately checked the index to see if his name was cited, and how often. The more "Malinowski" the more compelling the book. No "Malinowski," and he doubted the subject of the book was anthropology at all.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  [Abstract art is] a product of....
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[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.-- Al Capp

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  CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment.....
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CAPITAL, n. The seat of misgovernment. That which provides the fire, the pot, the dinner, the table and the knife and fork for the anarchist; the part of the repast that himself supplies is the disgrace before meat. _Capital Punishment_, a penalty regarding the justice and expediency of which many worthy persons -- including all the assassins -- entertain grave misgivings.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Drama is life with the dull....
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Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.-- Alfred Hitchcock

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  The quality of American life must....
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The quality of American life must keep pace with the quantity of American goods. This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.-- John F. Kennedy

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  It's easy to get lost in....
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It's easy to get lost in thought if it's not familiar territory to you.-- Unknown

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  If it's true that our species....
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If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say that the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.-- George Carlin

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  You know the great thing though?....
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You know the great thing though? It's that change can be so constant that you don't even feel a difference until there is one. It can be so slow that you don't know that you life is better or worse until it is. Or it can blow you away--make you better in an instant.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  My lesbianism is an act of....
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My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  I cannot believe in a God....
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I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  Normally, children learn to gauge rather....
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Normally, children learn to gauge rather accurately from the tone of their parent's voice how seriously to take his threats. Of course, they sometimes misjudge and pay the penalty.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A pleasure is not full grown....
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A pleasure is not full grown until it is remembered.-- C. S. Lewis

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  When you have no basis of....
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When you have no basis of argument, abuse the plaintiff.-- Cicero

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  The mark of a good action....
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The mark of a good action is that it appears inevitable in retrospect.-- Robert Louis Stevenson

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  JEWS-HARP, n. An unmusical instrument, played....
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JEWS-HARP, n. An unmusical instrument, played by holding it fast with the teeth and trying to brush it away with the finger.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  A friend is someone who will....
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.-- Unknown

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  No legacy is so rich as....
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No legacy is so rich as honesty.-- William Shakespeare

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  What is virtue but the trades....
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What is virtue but the trades unionism of the married.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  All my possessions for a moment....
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All my possessions for a moment of time.-- Elizabeth I

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  I didn't see it then, but....
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I didn't see it then, but it turned out that getting fired from Apple was the best thing that could have ever happened to me. The heaviness of being successful was replaced by the lightness of being a beginner again, less sure about everything. It freed me to enter one of the most creative periods of my life.-- Steve Jobs

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  No snowflake in an avalanche ever....
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No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.-- Stanislaw J. Lec

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  I have learnt silence from the....
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I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers.-- Kahlil Gibran

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  An invasion of armies can be....
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An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.-- Victor Hugo

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  I will charge thee nothing but....
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I will charge thee nothing but the promise that thee will help the next man thee finds in trouble. -- Mennonite Proverb

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  Do not believe in anything simply....
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Do not believe in anything simply because you have heard it. Do not believe in anything simply because it is spoken and rumored by many. Do not believe in anything simply because it is found written in your religious books. Do not believe in anything merely on the authority of your teachers and elders. Do not believe in traditions because they have been handed down for many generations. But after observation and analysis, when you find that anything agrees with reason and is conducive to the good and benefit of one and all, then accept it and live up to it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In all large corporations, there is....
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In all large corporations, there is a pervasive fear that someone, somewhere is having fun with a computer on company time. Networks help alleviate that fear.-- John C. Dvorak

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  When I was in therapy about....
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When I was in therapy about two years ago, one day I noticed that I hadn't had any children. And I like children at a distance. I wondered if I'd like them up close. I wondered why I didn't have any. I wondered if it was a mistake, or if I'd done it on purpose, or what. And I noticed my therapist didn't have any children either. He had pictures of his cats on the wall. Framed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What is good? All that heightens....
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What is good? All that heightens the feeling of power in man, the will to power, power itself. What is bad? All that is born of weakness. What is happiness? The feeling that power is growing, that resistance is overcome.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  My wife is always trying to....
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My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.-- Rodney Dangerfield

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  Guard well your spare moments. They....
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Guard well your spare moments. They are like uncut diamonds. Discard them and their value will never be known. Improve them and they will become the brightest gems in a useful life.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's....
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INSURRECTION, n. An unsuccessful revolution. Disaffection's failure to substitute misrule for bad government.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  The good befriend themselves.-- Sophocles ....
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The good befriend themselves.-- Sophocles

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  It is easier to get forgiveness....
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It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When we abolish the slavery of....
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When we abolish the slavery of half of humanity, together with the whole system of hypocrisy it implies, then the "division" of humanity will reveal its genuine significance and the human couple will find its true form.-- Simone de Beauvoir

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  Open your mouth and purse cautiously,....
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Open your mouth and purse cautiously, and your stock of wealth and reputation shall, at least in repute, be great.-- Johann Georg von Zimmermann

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  The use of the word 'just'....
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The use of the word 'just' by an Australian means that whatever it is you have to do, it will not be easy, as in 'Just pull that sword out of the stone' or 'Just split that atom'.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am for freedom of religion,....
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I am for freedom of religion, & against all maneuvres to bring about a legal ascendancy of one sect over another.-- Thomas Jefferson

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  There is nothing more helpless and....
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There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everyone thinks of changing the world,....
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Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.-- Leo Tolstoy

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  To be really great in little....
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To be really great in little things, to be truly noble and heroic in the insipid details of everyday life, is a virtue so rare as to be worthy of canonization.-- Harriet Beecher Stowe

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  Life is like a game of....
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Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you is determinism; the way you play it is free will.-- Jawaharlal Nehru

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  'I wish life was not so....
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'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'-- J. R. R. Tolkien

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  God enters by a private door....
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God enters by a private door into every individual.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  Cherish each hour of this day....
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Cherish each hour of this day for it can never return.-- Og Mandino

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  While grief is fresh, every attempt....
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While grief is fresh, every attempt to divert only irritates. You must wait till it be digested, and then amusement will dissipate the remains of it.-- Samuel Johnson

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  I am at two with nature.--....
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I am at two with nature.-- Woody Allen

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  Every little girl knows about love.....
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Every little girl knows about love. It is only her capacity to suffer because of it that increases.-- Francoise Sagan

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  It is hard to let old....
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It is hard to let old beliefs go. They are familiar. We are comfortable with them and have spent years building systems and developing habits that depend on them. Like a man who has worn eyeglasses so long that he forgets he has them on, we forget that the world looks to us the way it does because we have become used to seeing it that way through a particular set of lenses. Today, however, we need new lenses. And we need to throw the old ones away.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Howard Hughes was able to afford....
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Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who not only thinks he is Napoleon but hires an army to prove it.-- Ted Morgan

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  Man has a limited biological capacity....
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Man has a limited biological capacity for change. When this capacity is overwhelmed, the capacity is in future shock.-- Alvin Toffler

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  Blog for life for nothing!
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http://kitt.net/ - The Kitt Net Blogging Community

or - if you like you can type whatever domain you want in the url bar of your browser and kitt net will automatically start the registration, go ahead, type http://yourchosenname.kitt.net in your browser and see if it is available! Clever huh :)

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  Girls bored me - they still....
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Girls bored me - they still do. I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known.-- Walt Disney

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  Computers make it easier to do....
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney

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  Hatred is a boomerang which is....
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Hatred is a boomerang which is sure to hit you harder than the one at whom you throw it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  To be amused by what you....
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To be amused by what you read--that is the great spring of happy quotations.-- C. E. Montague

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  To succeed in the world, it....
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To succeed in the world, it is much more necessary to possess the penetration to discern who is a fool, than to discover who is a clever man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Everything has its wonders, even darkness....
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Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn whatever state I am in, therin to be content-- Helen Keller

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  If there were a verb meaning....
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If there were a verb meaning "to believe falsely," it would not have any significant first person, present indicative.-- Ludwig Wittgenstein

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  I think that one possible definition....
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I think that one possible definition of our modern culture is that it is one in which nine-tenths of our intellectuals can't read any poetry.-- Randall Jarrell

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  If you fear nothing, you love....
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If you fear nothing, you love nothing. If you love nothing, what joy can there be in life?-- Unknown

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  God is not on the side....
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God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments [as a nation] have come when we faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens, and for the people of other lands.-- George W. Bush

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  Knowledge must come through action; you....
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Knowledge must come through action; you can have no test which is not fanciful, save by trial.-- Sophocles

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  New ideas pass through three periods:--....
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  Confidence in nonsense is a requirement....
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Confidence in nonsense is a requirement for the creative process.-- Unknown

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  The meanest, most contemptible kind of....
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The meanest, most contemptible kind of praise is that which first speaks well of a man, and then qualifies it with a "but". -- Henry Ward Beecher

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  There ain't no such thing as....
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There ain't no such thing as wrong food.-- Sean Stewart

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  We have become, by the power....
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We have become, by the power of a glorious evolutionary accident called intelligence, the steward of life's continutity on earth. We did not ask for this role, but we cannot abjure it. We may not be suited to to it, but here we are.-- Stephen Jay Gould

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  If you steal from one author,....
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If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.-- Wilson Mizner

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  If we burn ourselves out with....
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If we burn ourselves out with drugs or alcohol, we won't have long to go in this business.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Shall ignorance of good and ill--....
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Shall ignorance of good and ill--

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  Experience is a good school, but....
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Experience is a good school, but the fees are high.-- Heinrich Heine

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  BAROMETER, n. An ingenious instrument which....
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BAROMETER, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  It is no measure of health....
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It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.-- Krishnamurti

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  Politics is the pursuit of trivial....
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Politics is the pursuit of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.-- George Jean Nathan

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  In Italy for thirty years under....
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love; they had five hundred years of democracy and peace and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.-- Orson Welles

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  Do not spit in the well....
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Do not spit in the well - you may be thirsty by and by. -- Russian Proverb

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  A bird does not sing because....
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A bird does not sing because it has an answer. It sings because it has a song.-- Chinese Proverb

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  Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments.-- Nathaniel....
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Mountains are earth's undecaying monuments.-- Nathaniel Hawthorne

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  Sick I am of idle words,....
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Sick I am of idle words, past all reconciling,--

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  Women have more to offer this....
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Women have more to offer this world than just a fallopian tube. Nothing is going to change until you quit looking at us as just sperm receptacles.-- Barbara Hall

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  Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger....
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Of the Seven Deadly Sins, anger is possibly the most fun. To lick your wounds, to smack your lips over grievances long past, to roll over your tongue the prospect of bitter confrontations still to come, to savor to the last toothsome morsel both the pain you are given and the pain you are giving back--in many ways it is a feast fit for a king. The chief drawback is that what you are wolfing down is yourself. The skeleton at the feast is you.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  America, why are your libraries full....
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America, why are your libraries full of tears?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In my music, I'm trying to....
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In my music, I'm trying to play the truth of what I am. The reason it's difficult is because I'm changing all the time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I am a part of all....
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I am a part of all that I have met.-- John Milton

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  Pride is a powerful narcotic, but....
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Pride is a powerful narcotic, but it doesn't do much for the auto-immune system.-- Stuart Stevens

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  Bricks and mortar make a house,....
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Bricks and mortar make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home.-- Irish Proverb

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  Every form of addiction is bad,....
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Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism.-- Carl Jung

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  What greater thing is there for....
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What greater thing is there for two human souls than to feel that they are joined... to strengthen each other... to be one with each other in silent unspeakable memories.-- George Eliot

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  I always turn to the sports....
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I always turn to the sports pages first, which record people's accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Anybody can be good in the....
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Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Kindness is a mark of faith,....
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Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no faith.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Where the bee sucks, there suck....
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Where the bee sucks, there suck I; -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  The race may not always be....
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The race may not always be to the swift nor the victory to the strong, but that's how you bet.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What does it matter how one....
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What does it matter how one comes by the truth so long as one pounces upon it and lives by it?-- Henry Miller

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  True greatness consists in the use....
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True greatness consists in the use of a powerful understanding to enlighten oneself and others.-- Voltaire

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  Change does not change tradition. It....
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Change does not change tradition. It strengthens it. Change is a challenge and an opportunity, not a threat.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  In expressing love we belong among....
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In expressing love we belong among the undeveloped countries.-- Saul Bellow

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  It is amusing that a virtue....
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It is amusing that a virtue is made of the vice of chastity; and it's a pretty odd sort of chastity at that, which leads men straight into the sin of Onan, and girls to the waning of their color.-- Voltaire

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  Pathos, piety, courage, — they exist,....
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Pathos, piety, courage, — they exist, but are identical, and so is filth. Everything exists, nothing has value.-- E. M. Forster

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  You never realize how short a....
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.-- John Barrymore

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  Creative powers can just as easily....
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Creative powers can just as easily turn out to be destructive. It rests solely with the moral personality whether they apply themselves to good things or to bad. And if this is lacking, no teacher can supply it or take its place-- Carl Jung

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  Do not fear death so much,....
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Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.-- Bertolt Brecht

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  Ill deeds are doubled with an....
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Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.-- William Shakespeare

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  TREE, n. A tall vegetable intended....
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TREE, n. A tall vegetable intended by nature to serve as a penal apparatus, though through a miscarriage of justice most trees bear only a negligible fruit, or none at all. When naturally fruited, the tree is a beneficient agency of civilization and an important factor in public morals. In the stern West and the sensitive South its fruit (white and black respectively) though not eaten, is agreeable to the public taste and, though not exported, profitable to the general welfare. That the legitimate relation of the tree to justice was no discovery of Judge Lynch (who, indeed, conceded it no primacy over the lamp-post and the bridge-girder) is made plain by the following passage from Morryster, who antedated him by two centuries:-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Humor is the great thing, the....
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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place.-- Mark Twain

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  It takes only one drink to....
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.-- George Burns

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  Do not pray for easy lives.....
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Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle.-- Phillips Brooks

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  One has a greater sense of....
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One has a greater sense of degradation after an interview with a doctor than from any human experience.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It is a good thing for....
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It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read the authors and look for more.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Pleasure is a by-product of doing....
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Pleasure is a by-product of doing something that is worth doing. Therefore, do not seek pleasure as such. Pleasure comes of seeking something else, and comes by the way.-- A. Lawrence Lowell

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  I believe that truth is the....
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I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together, not only our government but civilization itself.-- Gerald R. Ford

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  Be ye therefore wise as serpents,....
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Be ye therefore wise as serpents, and harmless as doves.-- Bible

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  Heroing is one of the shortest-lived....
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Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.-- Will Rogers

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  When women are depressed, they eat....
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Man invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The brain is a wonderful organ.....
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.-- Robert Frost

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  How beggarly appear arguments before a....
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How beggarly appear arguments before a defiant deed!-- Walt Whitman

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  I did it partly because it....
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I did it partly because it was worth it, but mostly because I shall never have to do it again.-- Mark Twain

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  The biblical account of Noah's Ark....
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The biblical account of Noah's Ark and the Flood is perhaps the most implausible story for fundamentalists to defend. Where, for example, while loading his ark, did Noah find penguins and polar bears in Palestine?-- Judith Hayes

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  Let the punishment match the offense.--....
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Let the punishment match the offense.-- Cicero

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  It was, of course, a lie....
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It was, of course, a lie what you read about my religious convictions, a lie which is being systematically repeated. I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it.-- Albert Einstein

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  We must learn not to disassociate....
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We must learn not to disassociate the airy flower from the earthy root, for the flower that is cut off from its root fades, and its seeds are barren, whereas the root, secure in mother earth, can produce flower after flower and bring their fruit to maturity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  People judge you not by the....
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People judge you not by the size of your feet, but by whether your socks match.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Till a man can judge whether....
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Till a man can judge whether they be truths or not, his understanding is but little improved, and thus men of much reading, though greatly learned, but may be little knowing.-- John Locke

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  Do not always assume the other....
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Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may have more.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue....
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Falsehood often lurks upon the tongue of him, who, by self-praise, seeks to enhance his value in the eyes of others.-- Arnold Bennett

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  Pablo Picasso resisted school stubbornly and....
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Pablo Picasso resisted school stubbornly and seemed completely unable to learn to read or write. To other students grew used to seeing him come late with his pet pigeon -- and with the paintbrush he always carried as if it were an extension of his own body.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The greater the loyalty of a....
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The greater the loyalty of a group toward the group, the greater is the motivation among the members to achieve the goals of the group, and the greater the probability that the group will achieve its goals.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Troubles are often the tools God....
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Troubles are often the tools God fashions us for better things.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  I'm a solipsist and, I have....
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I'm a solipsist and, I have to say, I'm surprised there aren't more of us.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you don't get a kick....
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If you don't get a kick out of the job you are doing you'd better hunt another one.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  And the only life which looks....
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And the only life which looks down upon the life of political ambition is that of true philosophy. Do you know of any other?-- Plato

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  "Do what thou wilt" shall be....
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"Do what thou wilt" shall be the whole of the law.-- Aleister Crowley

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  I will go further, and assert....
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I will go further, and assert that nature without culture can often do more to deserve praise than culture without nature.-- Cicero

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  Happiness is a perfume which you....
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Happiness is a perfume which you cannot pour on someone without getting some on yourself.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson

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  There is nothing new under the....
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There is nothing new under the sun but there are lots of old things we don't know.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Never wear your best trousers when....
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Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth.-- Henrik Ibsen

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  I don’t think anyone can DO....
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I don't think anyone can DO anything that would make him worthy of love. Love is a gift and cannot be earned. It can only be given.-- Real Live Preacher

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  Shoot, coward, you are only going....
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Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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Respect your efforts, respect yourself. Self-respect leads to self-discipline. When you have both firmly under your belt, that's real power.-- Clint Eastwood

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  The love of truth lies at....
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The love of truth lies at the root of much humor.-- Robertson Davies

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  Too many people are thinking of....
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Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death.-- James F. Byrnes

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  i can't go back to yesterday,....
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i can't go back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. -- Lewis Carroll

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  Bore: one who has the power....
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Bore: one who has the power of speech but not the capacity for conversation.-- Benjamin Disraeli

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  You don't have to die in....
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You don't have to die in order to make a living.-- Lynn Johnston

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  First keep the peace within yourself,....
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First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.-- Thomas a Kempis

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  No amount of experimentation can ever....
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No amount of experimentation can ever prove me right; a single experiment can prove me wrong.-- Albert Einstein

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  In order that people may be....
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In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.-- John Ruskin

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  While it's important to win, it's....
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While it's important to win, it's imperative to compete.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have often thought that if....
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I have often thought that if photography were difficult in the true sense of the term -- meaning that the creation of a simple photograph would entail as much time and effort as the production of a good watercolor or etching -- there would be a vast improvement in total output. The sheer ease with which we can produce a superficial image often leads to creative disaster.-- Ansel Adams

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  The chief business of the American....
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The chief business of the American people is business.-- Calvin Coolidge

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  Love is the very essence of....
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Love is the very essence of life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If our greatest need had been....
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If our greatest need had been information, God would have sent an educator. If our greatest need had been technology, God would have sent us a scientist. If our greatest need had been money, God would have sent us an economist. But since our greatest need was forgiveness, God sent us a Savior.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If you can't make a mistake,....
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If you can't make a mistake, you can't make anything. -- Marva Collins

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  Work and struggle and never accept....
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Work and struggle and never accept an evil that you can change.-- Andre Gide

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  God can be addressed, but not....
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God can be addressed, but not expressed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The lottery is a tax on....
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The lottery is a tax on people who flunked math.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  One can acquire everything in solitude,....
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One can acquire everything in solitude, except character.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in....
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Skeptical scrutiny is the means, in both science and religion, by which deep insights can be winnowed from deep nonsense.-- Carl Sagan

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  We are shaped by each other.....
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We are shaped by each other. We adjust not to the reality of a world, but to the reality of other thinkers.-- Joseph Chilton Pearce

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  Being kind to your dog doesn't....
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Being kind to your dog doesn't make you a better artist.-- Margaret Atwood

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  Beware the flatterer: he feeds you....
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Beware the flatterer: he feeds you with an empty spoon.-- Cosino DeGregrio

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  If one is to be called....
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If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You can always chase a dream....
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You can always chase a dream but it will not count if you never catch it.-- Malcolm X

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  PERORATION, n. The explosion of an....
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PERORATION, n. The explosion of an oratorical rocket. It dazzles, but to an observer having the wrong kind of nose its most conspicuous peculiarity is the smell of the several kinds of powder used in preparing it.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves,....
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Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.-- Antoine de Saint-Exupery

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  Death solves all problems. No man,....
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Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  How is education supposed to make....
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?-- Matt Groening

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  In the future everyone will be....
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In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes.-- Andy Warhol

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  They reel to and fro, and....
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They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end.-- Bible

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  However mean your life is, meet....
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However mean your life is, meet it and live it: do not shun it and call it hard names. Cultivate poverty like a garden herb, like sage. Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends. Things do not change, we change. Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. God will see that you do want society.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  One of the most basic principles....
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One of the most basic principles for making and keeping peace within and between nations. . . is that in political, military, moral, and spiritual confrontations, there should be an honest attempt at the reconciliation of differences before resorting to combat.-- Jimmy Carter

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  The philosophers have only interpreted the....
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The philosophers have only interpreted the world, in various ways; the point is to change it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Humans are the only animals that....
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Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  Talk is cheap. Let's go play.--....
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Talk is cheap. Let's go play.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Education... has produced a vast population....
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Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.-- G. M. Trevelyan

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  Most men would feel insulted if....
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Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing stones over a wall, and then in throwing them back, merely that they might earn their wages. But many are no more worthily employed now.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  In the halls of justice, the....
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In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.-- Lenny Bruce

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  Democracy is a device that insures....
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Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  We're all capable of mistakes, but....
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We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made.-- Dan Quayle

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  No flower of art ever fully....
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No flower of art ever fully blossomed save it was nourished by tears of agony.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods....
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Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Even the longest hours come to....
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Even the longest hours come to an end.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  What is the difference between unethical....
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What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.-- Vilhjalmur Stefansson

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  Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly....
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Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts.-- John Gunther

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  When a man steals your wife,....
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.-- Sacha Guitry

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  He who doesn't look ahead remains....
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He who doesn't look ahead remains behind. -- Mexican Proverb

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  It is the creative potential itself....
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It is the creative potential itself in human beings that is the image of God.-- Mary Daly

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  Being a woman is a terribly....
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Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.-- Joseph Conrad

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  When all is summed up, a....
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When all is summed up, a man never speaks of himself without loss; his accusations of himself are always believed; his praises never.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  Hemingway was a jerk.-- Unknown (can....
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Hemingway was a jerk.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I do not know myself, and....
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I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should.-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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  To wisdom belongs the intellectual apprehension....
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To wisdom belongs the intellectual apprehension of things eternal; to knowledge, the rational apprehension of things temporal.-- Saint Augustine

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  I guess each of us, at....
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I guess each of us, at some time, finds one person with whom we are compelled toward absolute honesty, one person whose good opinion of us becomes a substitute for the broader opinion of the world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you betray somebody else, you....
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When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.-- Isaac Bashevis Singer

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  Mankind must put an end to....
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Mankind must put an end to war, or war will put an end to mankind.-- John F. Kennedy

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  Drive thy business or it will....
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Drive thy business or it will drive thee.-- Benjamin Franklin

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  Where any one body of educated....
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Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there must be a deficiency of information, or...of something else.-- Jane Austen

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  It's not what you look at....
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It's not what you look at that matters, it's what you see.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I require three things in a....
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I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.-- Dorothy Parker

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  When I was on "StarSearch", one....
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When I was on "StarSearch", one of the producers told the other contestants, "She'll never be famous; she's too tough, she's too New York, and she's too heavy." And I remember thinking, "Gosh, he's gonna feel like a jerk when I'm famous. Through the negativity I learned to hear myself quite loudly.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  There is no such thing on....
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There is no such thing on earth as an uninteresting subject; the only thing that can exist is an uninterested person.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  Live the wonderful life that is....
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Live the wonderful life that is in you.-- Oscar Wilde

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  That laugther costs too much which....
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That laugther costs too much which is purchased by the sacrifice of decency.-- Quintilian

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  Dive into the sea of thought,....
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Dive into the sea of thought, and find there pearls beyond price.-- Moses Ibn Ezra

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  Learn the art of patience. Apply....
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Learn the art of patience. Apply discipline to your thoughts when they become anxious over the outcome of a goal. Impatience breeds anxiety, fear, discouragement and failure. Patience creates confidence, decisiveness, and a rational outlook, which eventually leads to success.-- Brian Adams

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  Hatred is the anger of the....
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Hatred is the anger of the weak.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The cable TV sex channels don't....
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The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Good communication is as stimulating as....
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Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee and just as hard to sleep after.-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh

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  ZANZIBARI, n. An inhabitant of the....
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ZANZIBARI, n. An inhabitant of the Sultanate of Zanzibar, off the eastern coast of Africa. The Zanzibaris, a warlike people, are best known in this country through a threatening diplomatic incident that occurred a few years ago. The American consul at the capital occupied a dwelling that faced the sea, with a sandy beach between. Greatly to the scandal of this official's family, and against repeated remonstrances of the official himself, the people of the city persisted in using the beach for bathing. One day a woman came down to the edge of the water and was stooping to remove her attire (a pair of sandals) when the consul, incensed beyond restraint, fired a charge of bird-shot into the most conspicuous part of her person. Unfortunately for the existing _entente cordiale_ between two great nations, she was the Sultana.-- Ambrose Bierce

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People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.-- Dan Quayle

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  Roots creep under the ground to....
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Roots creep under the ground to make a firm foundation. Shoots seems new and small, but to reach the light they can break through brick walls.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Lots of people who complained about....
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Lots of people who complained about us recieving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war--for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more. Wouldn't you?-- John Lennon

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  A newspaper consists of just the....
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A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.-- Henry Fielding

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  OCCASIONAL, adj. Afflicting us with greater....
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OCCASIONAL, adj. Afflicting us with greater or less frequency. That, however, is not the sense in which the word is used in the phrase "occasional verses," which are verses written for an "occasion," such as an anniversary, a celebration or other event. True, they afflict us a little worse than other sorts of verse, but their name has no reference to irregular recurrence.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Old age may seem a long....
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Old age may seem a long way off. But on the day it doesn't, it will be too late to do anything about it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  You do not lead by hitting....
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You do not lead by hitting people over the head--that's assault, not leadership.-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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  Diligence is the mother of good....
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Diligence is the mother of good luck.-- American Proverb

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  Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort....
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Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.-- George Santayana

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  For man, as for flower and....
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For man, as for flower and beast and bird, the supreme triumph is to be most vividly, most perfectly alive.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It's not that I'm afraid to....
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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't want to be there when it happens.-- Woody Allen

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  Politicians should read science fiction, not....
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Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  When I think of talking, it....
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When I think of talking, it is of course with a woman. For talking at its best being an inspiration, it wants a corresponding divine quality of receptiveness, and where will you find this but in a woman?-- Oliver Wendell Holmes

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  He that has acquired learning and....
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He that has acquired learning and nor practised what he has learnt, is like a man who ploughs but sows no seed.-- Saadi

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  Sacred cows make the best hamburger.--....
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.-- Mark Twain

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  No man ever became great or....
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No man ever became great or good except through many and great mistakes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Where is your mate? For any....
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Where is your mate? For any sake, don't tell me you don't know. One case of that kind at Medicine Woods is enough. Say you came ahead to see if it is too cold or to select a home and get ready for her. Say anything on earth except that you love her, and want her until your body is one quivering ache, and you don't know where she is.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If people did not prefer reaping....
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If people did not prefer reaping to sowing, there would not be a hungry person in the land.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Life is a sexually transmitted disease.--....
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Life is a sexually transmitted disease.-- R. D. Laing

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  There is only one success- to....
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There is only one success- to be able to spend your life in your own way.-- Unknown

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  The difference between a successful person....
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The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but rather a lack of will.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable....
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CABBAGE, n. A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.-- Ambrose_Bierce/"

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  Set all things in their own....
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Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is the greatest grace.-- John Dryden

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  A good listener is not only....
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A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.-- Wilson Mizner

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  The ballot is stronger than the....
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The ballot is stronger than the bullet.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  When I was younger, I could....
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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not.-- Mark Twain

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  Curiosity killed the cat, but for....
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Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.-- Steven Wright

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  Nice guys finish last.-- ....
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Nice guys finish last.--

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  A friend should be one in....
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A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide, and whose opinion we can value at once for its justness and its sincerity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The greatest giver of alms is....
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The greatest giver of alms is cowardice.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Business is a good game -....
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Business is a good game - lots of competition and a minimum of rules. You keep score with money.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Out of life's school of war:....
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Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  My dog is worried about the....
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.-- Joe Weinstein

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  A sportsman is a man who,....
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A sportsman is a man who, every now and then, simply has to go out and kill something.-- Stephen Leacock

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  Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?-- Sy_Rosen_and_Christian_Williams/"....
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Joel: Ed, are you hallucinating?-- Sy_Rosen_and_Christian_Williams/"

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  Gratitude is the most exquisite form....
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Gratitude is the most exquisite form of courtesy.-- Jacques Maritain

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  Do not confine your children to....
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Do not confine your children to your own learning, for they were born in another time. -- Hebrew Proverb

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  If women understood and exercised their....
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If women understood and exercised their power they could remake the world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The point to remember is what....
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The point to remember is what the government gives it must first take away.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Design is not just what it....
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Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.-- Steve Jobs

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  Ah, what shall I be at....
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Ah, what shall I be at fifty,--

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  I always keep a supply of....
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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.-- W. C. Fields

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  We bury with many different emotions.....
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We bury with many different emotions. Rarely with intimations of mortality. 'Buried' is the ultimate separation of them and us. As other's lives are often only dreams to us, so also others' deaths.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Capitalism is the astounding belief that....
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Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone-- John Maynard Keynes

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  If I do the right kind....
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If I do the right kind of a job, I don't know whether I am going to be here four years from now. -- John F. Kennedy (to Richard M. Nixon, right after the Bay of Pigs invasion, 1961).-- John F. Kennedy

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  This only is certain, that there....
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This only is certain, that there is nothing certain; and nothing more miserable and yet more arrogant than man.-- Pliny the Elder

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  The deep joy we take in....
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The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undisguisable.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you sling mud, you lose....
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When you sling mud, you lose ground.-- Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

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  The meekest of animals will fight....
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The meekest of animals will fight bravely when it is backed against a wall, for it has nothing left to lose. A poor man is more deadly than a rich man because he puts less value on his own life.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If not actually disgruntled, he was....
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If not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.-- P. G. Wodehouse

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  I'm NOT short. I prefer to....
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I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.-- R. Stevens

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  Democracy is the theory that the....
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Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.-- H. L. Mencken

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  When you have got an elephant....
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When you have got an elephant by the hind legs and his is trying to run away, it is best to let him run.-- Abraham Lincoln

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  You don't just luck into things....
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You don't just luck into things as much as you'd like to think you do. You build step by step, whether it's friendships or opportunities.-- Barbara Bush

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  Sit down before fact as a....
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Sit down before fact as a little child, be prepared to give up every preconceived notion... or you shall learn nothing.-- Thomas H. Huxley

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  Old age, calm, expanded, broad with....
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Old age, calm, expanded, broad with the haughty breadth of the universe, old age flowing free with the delicious near-by freedom of death.-- Edith Wharton

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  He enjoys true leisure who has....
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He enjoys true leisure who has time to improve his soul's estate. -- Henry David Thoreau

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  It is not so much our....
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It is not so much our friend's help that helps us as the confidence of their help.-- Epicurus

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  If you cannot convince them, confuse....
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If you cannot convince them, confuse them.-- Harry S Truman

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  I saw the angel in the....
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I saw the angel in the marble and carved until I set it free.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never try to reason the prejudice....
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Never try to reason the prejudice out of a man. It was not reasoned into him, and cannot be reasoned out.-- Sydney Smith

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  Sin with the multitude, and your....
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Sin with the multitude, and your responsibility and guilt are as great and as truly personal, as if you alone had done the wrong.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you follow your bliss... doors....
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When you follow your bliss... doors will open where you would not have thought there would be doors; and where there wouldn't be a door for anyone else.-- Joseph Campbell

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  Grammar and logic free language from....
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Grammar and logic free language from being at the mercy of the tone of voice. Grammar protects us against misunderstanding the sound of an uttered name; logic protects us against what we say having double meaning.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Get not your friends by bare....
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Get not your friends by bare compliments, but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.-- Socrates

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