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  Mistakes are the portals of discovery.--....

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Mistakes are the portals of discovery.-- James Joyce

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  Men willingly believe what they wish.--....

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Men willingly believe what they wish.-- Julius Caesar

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  It is impossible to say just....

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It is impossible to say just what I mean!-- T. S. Eliot

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  Everything you can imagine is real.....

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Everything you can imagine is real. -- Pablo Picasso

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  A true man never frets about....

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A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star.-- Edward Chapin

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  A good book is the precious....

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A good book is the precious life-blood of the master spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond.-- John Milton

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  Some of the world's greatest feats....

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Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.-- Doug Larson

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  Many books require no thought from....

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Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason; they made no such demand upon those who wrote them.-- Charles Caleb Colton

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  The folly of mistaking a paradox....

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The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.-- Paul Valery

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  NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy....

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NOBLEMAN, n. Nature's provision for wealthy American minds ambitious to incur social distinction and suffer high life.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Man is least himself when he....

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Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth.-- Oscar Wilde

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  Let him who expects one class....

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Let him who expects one class of society to prosper into highest degree, while the other is in distress, try whether one side of his face can smile while the other is pinched.-- Thomas Fuller

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  'T is better to be lowly....

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  Daughters go into analysis hating their....

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Daughters go into analysis hating their fathers and come out hating their mothers. They never come out hating themselves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day....

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The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day -- William_Shakespeare/"

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  Men of strong minds and who....

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Men of strong minds and who think for themselves, should not be discouraged on finding occasionally that some of their best ideas have been anticipated by former writers; they will neither anathematize others nor despair themselves. They will rather go on discovering things before discovered, until they are rewarded with a land hitherto unknown, an empire indisputably their own, both right of conquest and of discovery.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Never trust the artist. Trust the....

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Never trust the artist. Trust the tale.-- D. H. Lawrence

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  Every decent man is ashamed of....

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under.-- H. L. Mencken

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  If you would convince a man....

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If you would convince a man that he does wrong, do right. But do not care to convince him. Men will believe what they see. Let them see.-- Henry David Thoreau

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  We shall not fail or falter;....

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We shall not fail or falter; we shall not weaken or tire...Give us the tools and we will finish the job.-- Sir Winston Churchill

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  Millions long for immortality who do....

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Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.-- Susan Ertz

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  It is a very sad thing....

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It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information.-- Oscar Wilde

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  False enchantment can last a lifetime.--....

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False enchantment can last a lifetime.-- W. H. Auden

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  A Children�s Museum, however, is more....

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A Children�s Museum, however, is more of a Funatorium. You are encouraged to touch things, which is poor training for subsequent museum visitation.-- James Lileks

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  Anger makes dull men witty, but....

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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.-- Elizabeth I

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  An idea is a feat of....

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An idea is a feat of association.-- Robert Frost

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  The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis....

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The anatomical juxtaposition of 2 orbicularis oris muscles in a state of contraction.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  A language is a dialect with....

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A language is a dialect with an army and a navy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  All you need in this life....

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All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.-- Mark Twain

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  Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being....

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Nine-tenths of wisdom consists in being wise in time.-- Theodore Roosevelt

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  But you have to realize that....

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But you have to realize that it doesn't matter how your films are going to stack up against other people's. You have to stop whining about it and just get to work. Just do it. Because in the work is your existence. That's what you're here for.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The more violent the body contact....

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The more violent the body contact of the sports you watch, the lower your class.-- Paul Fussell

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  Either you decide to stay in....

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Either you decide to stay in the shallow end of the pool or you go out in the ocean.-- Christopher Reeve

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  Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and....

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Dreams surely are difficult, confusing, and not everything in them is brought to pass for mankind. For fleeting dreams have two gates: one is fashioned of horn and one of ivory. Those which pass through the one of sawn ivory are deceptive, bringing tidings which come to nought, but those which issue from the one of polished horn bring true results when a mortal sees them.-- Homer

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  ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes....

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ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Use the talents you possess --....

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Use the talents you possess -- for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best.-- Unknown

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  Let us, then be up and....

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Let us, then be up and doing,--

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  There are only two kinds of....

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There are only two kinds of scholars; those who love ideas and those who hate them.-- Emile Chartier

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  No great leader in history fought....

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No great leader in history fought to prevent change.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Blessed is the man who expects....

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Blessed is the man who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.-- Alexander Pope

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  He that is busy is tempted....

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He that is busy is tempted by but one devil; he that is idle, by a legion.-- Thomas Fuller

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  Don't get me wrong: I love....

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Don't get me wrong: I love nuclear energy! It's just that I prefer fusion to fission. And it just so happens that there's an enormous fusion reactor safely banked a few million miles from us. It delivers more than we could ever use in just about 8 minutes. And it's wireless!-- William McDonough

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  We must accept that this creative....

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We must accept that this creative pulse within us is God's creative pulse itself.-- Joseph Chilton Pearce

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  It's not how much we give,....

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It's not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving.-- Mother Teresa

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  I believe in God, only I....

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I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  When you know a thing, to....

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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it; and when you do not know a thing, to allow that you do not know it - this is knowledge.-- Confucius

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  Not a shred of evidence exists....

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Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.-- Brendan Gill

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  Glamour, that trans-human aura or power....

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Glamour, that trans-human aura or power to attract imitation, is a kind of vessel into which dreams are poured, and some vessels are simply worthier than others... A beautiful woman can turn heads but real glamour has a deeper pull... Glamour [is] the power to rearrange people's emotions, which, in effect, is the power to control one's environment.-- Arthur Miller

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  America will never seek a permission....

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America will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our country.-- George W. Bush

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  My doctor gave me two weeks....

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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.-- Ronnie Shakes

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  Perseverance is more prevailing than violence;....

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Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little.-- Plutarch

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  That's the thing with suicide pacts.....

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That's the thing with suicide pacts. Sometimes they only really work if they catch you by surprise.-- Randy K. Milholland

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  Is it not lawful for me....

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Is it not lawful for me to do what I will with mine own?-- Bible

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  Until he extends his circle of....

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Until he extends his circle of compassion to include all living things, man will not himself find peace.-- Albert Schweitzer

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  Its okay to get jacked up....

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Its okay to get jacked up and head out onto the highway, but I've been there and I can tell you that the fast lane is littered with countless smoldering wrecks.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Accept that all of us can....

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Accept that all of us can be hurt, that all of us can - - and surely will at times -- fail. I think we should follow a simple rule: if we can take the worst, take the risk.-- Dr. Joyce Brothers

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  A really great man has always....

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A really great man has always an idea of something greater than himself.-- William Hazlitt

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  There are no great limits to....

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There are no great limits to growth because there are no limits of human intelligence, imagination, and wonder.-- Ronald Reagan

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  The power of hiding ourselves from....

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The power of hiding ourselves from one another is mercifully given, for men are wild beasts, and would devour one another but for this protection.-- Henry Ward Beecher

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  Christianity has not been tried and....

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Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult, and not tried.-- G. K. Chesterton

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  God help those who do not....

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God help those who do not help themselves.-- Wilson Mizner

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  To the soul, there is hardly....

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To the soul, there is hardly anything more healing than friendship.-- Thomas Moore

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  If the world gets any smaller....

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If the world gets any smaller I'll end up living next door to myself.-- Tom Robbins

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  Winter lies too long in country....

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Winter lies too long in country towns; hangs on until it is stale and shabby, old and sullen.-- Willa Cather

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  Nature gets credit which should in....

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Nature gets credit which should in truth be reserved for ourselves: the rose for its scent, the nightingale for its song; and the sun for its radiance. The poets are entirely mistaken. They should address their lyrics to themselves and should turn them into odes of self congratulation on the excellence of the human mind.-- Alfred North Whitehead

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  If you can't appreciate what you've....

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If you can't appreciate what you've got, then you had better get what you can appreciate.-- George Bernard Shaw

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  I think that somehow, we learn....

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I think that somehow, we learn who we really are and then live with that decision.-- Eleanor Roosevelt

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  Death is not extinguishing the light;....

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Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the Dawn has come.-- Rabindranath Tagore

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  Life is an unbroken succession of....

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Life is an unbroken succession of false situations.-- Thornton Wilder

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  With Epcot Center the Disney corporation....

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With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.-- P. J. O'Rourke

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  The turtle lives 'twixt plated decks--....

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  Drinking makes such fools of people,....

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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony.-- Robert Benchley

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  There is only one blasphemy, and....

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There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  It requires a very unusual mind....

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It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious. -- Alfred North Whitehead

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  There is as much difference between....

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There is as much difference between us and ourselves as there is between us and others.-- Michel de Montaigne

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  Ignorance is the mother of admiration.--....

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Ignorance is the mother of admiration.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We are always in our own....

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We are always in our own company.-- Friedrich Nietzsche

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  It may be that our role....

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It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God-but to create him.-- Arthur C. Clarke

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  The two most evangelical groups in....

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The two most evangelical groups in the world are atheists and vegetarians, especially the least knowledgeable and least intelligent individuals within those groups.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  [Long hair] is considered bohemian, which....

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[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.-- Marge Piercy

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  During [these] periods of relaxation after....

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During [these] periods of relaxation after concentrated intellectual activity, the intuitive mind seems to take over and can produce the sudden clarifying insights which give so much joy and delight.-- Fritjof Capra

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  He who feels no compassion will....

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He who feels no compassion will become insane.-- Hasidic Saying

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  That which has always been accepted....

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That which has always been accepted by everyone, everywhere, is almost certain to be false.-- Paul Valery

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  The important thing was to love....

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The important thing was to love rather than to be loved.-- W. Somerset Maugham

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  Everything has its wonders, even darkness....

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Everything has its wonders, even darkness and silence, and I learn, whatever state I am in, therein to be content.-- Helen Keller

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  PUBLISH, n. In literary affairs, to....

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PUBLISH, n. In literary affairs, to become the fundamental element in a cone of critics.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  He helps others most, who shows....

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He helps others most, who shows them how to help themselves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Who cares who's captain after the....

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Who cares who's captain after the wings have fallen off.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Self-confidence is the first requisite to....

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Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings.-- Samuel Johnson

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  Luck always seems to be against....

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Luck always seems to be against the man who depends on it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I have perfumed my bed with....

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I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take our fill of love until the morning.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If we could sell our experiences....

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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.-- Abigail Van Buren

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  To be stupid, selfish, and have....

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To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.-- Gustave Flaubert

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  A lot of good arguments are....

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A lot of good arguments are spoiled by some fool who knows what he is talking about.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  I'm going to a special place....

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I'm going to a special place when I die, but I want to make sure my life is special while I'm here.-- Payne Stewart

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  Mother is the dead heart of....

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Mother is the dead heart of the family, spending father's earnings on consumer goods to enhance the environment in which he eats, sleeps, and watches television.-- Germaine Greer

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  Any great work of art .....

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Any great work of art . . . revives and readapts time and space, and the measure of its success is the extent to which it makes you an inhabitant of that world -- the extent to which it invites you in and lets you breathe its strange, special air.-- Leonard Bernstein

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  The average man's judgement is so....

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The average man's judgement is so poor, he runs a risk every time he uses it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Man is what he believes.-- Anton....

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Man is what he believes.-- Anton Chekhov

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  The proof that man is the....

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The proof that man is the noblest of all creatures is that no other creature has ever denied it.-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

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  When you hate, the only person....

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When you hate, the only person who suffers is you. Because those you hate probably don't know, and those who do, don't care.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The easiest way for your children....

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The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any.-- Katharine Whitehorn

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  Her only flair is in her....

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Her only flair is in her nostrils.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  When you participate in sporting events,....

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When you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.-- Matt Groening

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  Apothegms to thinking minds are the....

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Apothegms to thinking minds are the seeds from which spring vast fields of new thought, that may be further cultivated, beautified, and enlarged.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Ask yourself: Have you been kind....

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Ask yourself: Have you been kind today? Make kindness your daily modus operandi and change your world.-- Annie Lennox

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  Let your friends be the friends....

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Let your friends be the friends of your deliberate choice.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The last thing I have to....

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The last thing I have to say is that ice is the past tense of water. I've always wanted to write that sentence and now I have.-- Rita Mae Brown

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  Life has its own hidden forces....

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Life has its own hidden forces which you can only discover by living.-- Soren Kierkegaard

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  The most wasted day of all....

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The most wasted day of all is that during which we have not laughed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Anger is one of the sinners....

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Anger is one of the sinners of the soul. -- Thomas Fuller

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  In this world of change naught....

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In this world of change naught which comes stays and naught which goes is lost.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If opportunity doesn't knock, build a....

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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.-- Milton Berle

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  Folks never understand the folks they....

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Folks never understand the folks they hate.-- James Russell Lowell

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  Know, first, who you are; and....

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Know, first, who you are; and then adorn yourself accordingly.-- Epictetus

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  In seeking wisdom thou are wise;....

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In seeking wisdom thou are wise; in imagining that thou hast attained it thou are a fool.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  GHOST, n. The outward and visible....

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GHOST, n. The outward and visible sign of an inward fear.-- gdt

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  "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was....

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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Nobody speaks the truth when there....

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Nobody speaks the truth when there is something they must have.-- Elizabeth Bowen

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  Democracy: The worship of jackals by....

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Democracy: The worship of jackals by jackasses.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Few men have virtue to withstand....

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Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.-- George Washington

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  Saints should always be judged guilty....

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Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.-- George Orwell

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  A gift, with a kind countenance,....

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A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.-- Thomas Fuller

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  Advertising is a valuable economic factor....

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Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, especially if the goods are worthless.-- Sinclair Lewis

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  A fellow who is always declaring....

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A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions.-- Wilson Mizner

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  Be faithful to that which exists....

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Be faithful to that which exists nowhere but in yourself - and thus make yourself indispensable.-- Andre Gide

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  Choose the life that is most....

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Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.-- Sir Francis Bacon

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  Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the....

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Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.-- Henry James

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  Our generation is realistic, for we....

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Our generation is realistic, for we have come to know man as he really is. After all, man is that being who invented the gas chambers of Auschwitz; however, he is also that being who entered those gas chambers upright, with the Lord's Prayer or the Shema Yisrael on his lips.-- Viktor Frankl

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  I'm in my body like most....

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I'm in my body like most people drive their cars.-- Laurie Anderson

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  In the attitude of silence the....

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In the attitude of silence the soul finds the path in a clearer light, and what is elusive and deceptive resolves itself into crystal clearness. Our life is a long and arduous quest after Truth.-- Mahatma Gandhi

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  When Alexander the Great visited Diogenes....

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  My masculinity isn't hinged on whether....

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My masculinity isn't hinged on whether or not I knit.-- Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess

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  Life resembles the banquet of Damocles;....

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Life resembles the banquet of Damocles; the sword is ever suspended.-- Voltaire

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  Some people will never learn anything....

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Some people will never learn anything because they understand everything too soon.-- Alexander Pope

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  As men, we are all equal....

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As men, we are all equal in the presence of death.-- Publilius Syrus

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  Stretching his hand out to catch....

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Stretching his hand out to catch the stars, he forgets the flowers at his feet.-- Jeremy Bentham

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  Come unto these yellow sands, --....

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Come unto these yellow sands, --

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  TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by....

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TAKE, v.t. To acquire, frequently by force but preferably by stealth.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  All paid jobs absorb and degrade....

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All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.-- Aristotle

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  Turn the world over on its....

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Turn the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.-- Frank Lloyd Wright

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  For what are posessions but things....

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For what are posessions but things we guard for fear we might need them tomorrow?-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Love is love's reward.-- John Dryden....

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Love is love's reward.-- John Dryden

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  An inventor is simply a fellow....

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An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously.-- Charles F. Kettering

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  Bullwinkle: You just leave that to....

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Bullwinkle: You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.--

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  Worry is a misuse of imagination.--....

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Worry is a misuse of imagination.-- Dan Zadra

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  I fear nothing so much as....

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I fear nothing so much as a man who is witty all day long.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  No use to shout at them....

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No use to shout at them to pay attention. If the situations, the materials, the problems before the child do not interest him, his attention will slip off to what does interest him, and no amount of exhortation of threats will bring it back.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  If an injury has to be....

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If an injury has to be done to a man it should be so severe that his vengeance need not be feared.-- Niccolo Machiavelli

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  Nothing more completely baffles one who....

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Nothing more completely baffles one who is full of trick and duplicity than straigthforward and simple integrity in another. A knave would rather quarrel with a brother knave than with a fool, but he would rather avoid a quarrel with one honest man than with both. He can combat a fool by management and address, and he can conquer a knave by temptations. But the honest man is neither to be bamboozled nor bribed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  . . . .When I am,....

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. . . .When I am, as it were, completely myself, entirely alone, and of good cheer - say traveling in a carriage, or walking after a good meal, or during the night when I cannot sleep - it is on such occasions that my ideas flow best, and most abundantly. Whence and how they come, I know not, nor can I force them...-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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  I don't think the money people....

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I don't think the money people in Hollywood have ever thought I was normal, but I am dedicated to my work and that's what counts.-- Angelina Jolie

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  There ought to be one day....

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There ought to be one day - just one - where there is open season on senators.-- Will Rogers

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  Men are generally more careful of....

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Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.-- William Penn

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  In all life one should comfort....

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In all life one should comfort the afflicted, but verily, also, one should afflict the comfortable, and especially when they are comfortably, contentedly, even happily wrong.-- John Kenneth Galbraith

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  ...desire cracks open the gates. If....

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...desire cracks open the gates. If you're ready it will take you through. But nothing lasts forever, time is the destroyer, the wheel turns again and again, watch out it will take you through.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise....

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Hell must be isothermal; for otherwise the resident engineers and physical chemists (of which there must be some) could set up a heat engine to run a refrigerator to cool off a portion of their surroundings to any desired temperature.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Over in Hollywood they almost made....

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Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.-- Wilson Mizner

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  "Know thyself," said the old philosopher,....

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"Know thyself," said the old philosopher, "improve thyself," saith the new. Our great object in time is not to waste our passions and gifts on the things external that we must leave behind, but that we cultivate within us all that we can carry into the eternal progress beyond.-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton

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  Drop out of school before your....

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Drop out of school before your mind rots from our mediocre educational system.-- Frank Zappa

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  Criminal court is where bad pople....

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Criminal court is where bad pople are on their best behavior. It's much more dangerous for lawyers and judges In family court, where good people are at their worst.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The process of learning requires not....

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The process of learning requires not only hearing and applying but also forgetting and then remembering again.-- John Gray

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  You may be disappointed if you....

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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try.-- Beverly Sills

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  From the end spring new beginnings.--....

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From the end spring new beginnings.-- Pliny the Elder

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  I am going to Spain to....

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I am going to Spain to fight an army without a general, and thence to the East to fight a general without an army.-- Julius Caesar

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  War is not nice.-- Barbara Bush....

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War is not nice.-- Barbara Bush

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  I suggest that the only books....

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I suggest that the only books that influence us are those for which we are ready, and which have gone a little farther down our own particular path than we have yet got ourselves.-- E. M. Forster

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  Learning is not attained by chance,....

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Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and attended to with diligence. -- Abigail Adams

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  Everything you've learned in school as....

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Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no surfaces. There are no straight lines.-- R. Buckminster Fuller

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  Storms make trees take deeper roots.--....

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Storms make trees take deeper roots.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The great art of giving consists....

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The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.-- Baltasar Gracian

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  They should rule who are able....

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They should rule who are able to rule best.-- Aristotle

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  BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which....

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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  FINANCE, n. The art or science....

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FINANCE, n. The art or science of managing revenues and resources for the best advantage of the manager. The pronunciation of this word with the i long and the accent on the first syllable is one of America's most precious discoveries and possessions.-- Ambrose Bierce

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  Tis the advisor who suffers from....

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Tis the advisor who suffers from bad advice.-- Anonymous

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  A large section of the intelligentsia....

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A large section of the intelligentsia seems wholly devoid of intelligence.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Sleep after toil, port after stormy....

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Sleep after toil, port after stormy seas, ease after war, death after life does greatly please.-- Edmund Spenser

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  When one is trying to do....

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When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.-- Henry Miller

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  Reality is that which, when you....

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Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.-- Philip K. Dick

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  What I look forward to is....

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What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.-- Dave Barry

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  There is nothing glorious in dying,....

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There is nothing glorious in dying, anyone can do it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  The only place you will be....

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The only place you will be accepted is the place you make for yourself.-- Holly Lisle

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  Be who you are and say....

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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss

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  I never came upon any of....

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I never came upon any of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.-- Albert Einstein

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  Either war is obsolete or men....

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Either war is obsolete or men are.-- R. Buckminster Fuller

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  A child is not likely to....

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A child is not likely to find a father in God unless he finds something of God in his father.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  We do not believe if we....

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We do not believe if we do not live and work according to our belief.-- Heidi Wills

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  Always be nice to your children....

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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.-- Phyllis Diller

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  War is the biggest ego trip....

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War is the biggest ego trip of all time.-- Unknown (can you tell me?)

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  Marriage is a wonderful institution, but....

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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution.-- H. L. Mencken

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  Critics are like eunuchs in a....

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Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves.-- Brendan Behan

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  This is the true joy in....

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This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and grievances complaining that the world will not devote itself to making you happy. -- George Bernard Shaw

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  Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy....

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Dwell not upon thy weariness, thy strength shall be according to the measure of thy desire.-- Arab Proverb

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  Marriage is a bargain, and somebody....

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Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.-- Helen Rowland

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  Upper classes are a nation's past;....

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Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future.-- Ayn Rand

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  Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit....

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Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.-- H. L. Mencken

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  He had the entertainment of thinking....

He had the entertainment of thinking that if he had for that moment stopped the clock it was to promote the next minute this still livelier motion.-- Henry James (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Lawyer, n. One skilled in the....

Lawyer, n. One skilled in the circumvention of the law.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Did you ever see an unhappy....

Did you ever see an unhappy horse? Did you ever see bird that had the blues? One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses.-- Dale Carnegie (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  How little do they see what....

How little do they see what really is, who frame their hasty judgments upon that which seems.-- Robert Southey (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  One might define adulthood as the....

One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns he must die and accepts his sentence undismayed. -- Robert Heinlein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Not only is there no God,....

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Many people think that if they....

Many people think that if they were only in some other place, or had some other job, they would be happy. Well, that is doubtful. So get as much happiness out of what you are doing as you can and don't put off being happy until some future date.-- Dale Carnegie (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If one is master of one....

If one is master of one thing and understands one thing well, one has at the same time, insight into and understanding of many things.-- Vincent van Gogh (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If thy words be too luxuriant,....

If thy words be too luxuriant, confine them, lest they confine thee. He that thinks he can never speak enough, may easily speak too much. A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted.-- Francis Quarles (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Working with children with autism has....

Working with children with autism has provided me with an opportunity to see the world in a different way. I see them strive to overcome obstacles and persevere, and learn to persevere myself. They are my inspiration.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Liberty!--Electric word! What is it? Is....

Liberty!--Electric word! What is it? Is there anything more in it than a name--a rhetorical flourish? Why, men and women of America, does your hearts blood thrill at that word, for which your fathers bled, and your braver mothers were willing that their noblest and best should die? Is there anything in it glorious and dear for a nation, that is not also glorious and dear for a man?-- Harriet Beecher Stowe (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life's most urgent question is: what....

Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do not try to fight a....

Do not try to fight a lion if you are not one yourself.-- African Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The mind is slow to unlearn....

The mind is slow to unlearn what it learnt early.-- Seneca (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In every age 'the good old....

In every age 'the good old days' were a myth. No one ever thought they were good at the time. For every age has consisted of crises that seemed intolerable to the people who lived through them.-- Brooks Atkinson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I believe in one thing only,....

I believe in one thing only, the power of the human will.-- Joseph Stalin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The greatness of a nation and....

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.-- Mahatma Gandhi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Everything has got a moral if....

Everything has got a moral if you can only find it.-- Lewis Carroll (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We hear much of a decent....

We hear much of a decent pride, a becoming proud, a noble pride, a laudable pride. Can that be decent, of which we ought to be ashamed? Can that be becoming, of which God has set forth the deformity? Can that be noble which God resists and is determined to abase? Can that be laudable, which God call abominable.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If a man would follow, today,....

If a man would follow, today, the teachings of the Old Testament, he would be a criminal. If he would follow strictly the teachings of the New, he would be insane.-- Robert Ingersoll (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you hire only those people....

If you hire only those people you understand, the company will never get people better than you are. Always remember that you often find outstanding people among those you don't particularly like.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When the going gets tough, the....

When the going gets tough, the tough get going.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The most effective kind of education....

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things.-- Plato (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The sad news is, nobody owes....

The sad news is, nobody owes you a career. Your career is literally your business. You own it as a sole proprietor. You have one employee: yourself. You need to accept ownership of your career, your skills and the timing of your moves.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Personally I'm always ready to learn,....

Personally I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.-- Sir Winston Churchill (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A person has three choices in....

A person has three choices in life. You can swim against the tide and get exhausted, or you can tread water and let the tide sweep you away, or you can swim with the tide, and let it take you where it wants you to go.-- Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They're funny things, Accidents. You never....

They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Cheerfulness greases the axles of the....

Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A half-truth is a whole lie.--....

A half-truth is a whole lie.-- Yiddish Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The most happy marriage I can....

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.-- Samuel Taylor Coleridge (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Women! Can't live with them...pass the....

Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I never put on a pair....

I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years.-- Samuel Goldwyn (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Attention to health is life's greatest....

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.-- Plato (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Costly thy habit [dress] as thy....

Costly thy habit [dress] as thy purse can buy; But not expressed in fancy - rich, not gaudy. For the apparel oft proclaims the man.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  People might not get all they....

People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Measure your life in love.-- Unknown....

Measure your life in love.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Never apologize for showing feeling. When....

Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.-- Benjamin Disraeli (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage to....

IMPALE, v.t. In popular usage to pierce with any weapon which remains fixed in the wound. This, however, is inaccurate; to imaple is, properly, to put to death by thrusting an upright sharp stake into the body, the victim being left in a sitting position. This was a common mode of punishment among many of the nations of antiquity, and is still in high favor in China and other parts of Asia. Down to the beginning of the fifteenth century it was widely employed in "churching" heretics and schismatics. Wolecraft calls it the "stoole of repentynge," and among the common people it was jocularly known as "riding the one legged horse." Ludwig Salzmann informs us that in Thibet impalement is considered the most appropriate punishment for crimes against religion; and although in China it is sometimes awarded for secular offences, it is most frequently adjudged in cases of sacrilege. To the person in actual experience of impalement it must be a matter of minor importance by what kind of civil o

 
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  If God had really intended men....

If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport.-- George Winters (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The hour of departure has arrived,....

The hour of departure has arrived, and we go our ways--I to die and you to live. Which is the better, only God knows.-- Socrates (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I always have to dream up....

I always have to dream up there against the stars. If I don't dream I will make it, I won't even get close.-- Henry J. Kaiser (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It's not your blue blood, your....

It's not your blue blood, your pedigree or your college degree. It's what you do with your life that counts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  By their own follies they perished,....

By their own follies they perished, the fools.-- Homer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is seldom that liberty of....

It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once.-- David Hume (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ...a man may be a patriot....

...a man may be a patriot without risking his own life or sacrificing his health. There are plenty of lives less valuable.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To conquer others is to have....

To conquer others is to have power, to conquer yourself is to know the way.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.--....

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Art is the illusion of spontaneity.....

Art is the illusion of spontaneity. -- Japanese Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When an opera star sings her....

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.-- Victor Borge (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To read a newspaper is to....

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.-- Aleister Crowley (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is the spectator, and not....

It is the spectator, and not life, that art really mirrors.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Make up your mind to act....

Make up your mind to act decidedly and take the consequences. No good is ever done in this world by hesitation.-- Thomas H. Huxley (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Work is victory.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson....

Work is victory.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is like a ten-speed bike;....

Life is like a ten-speed bike; most of us have gears we never use.-- Charles M. Schulz (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Liberty means responsibility. That is why....

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We grown-up people think that we....

We grown-up people think that we appreciate music, but if we realized the sense that an infant has brought with it of appreciating sound and rhythm, we would never boast of knowing music. The infant is music itself. In the cradle it in moving its little arms and legs in a certain rhythm. And when our music falls on the ears of an infant it is of the lowest character compared with the music it is accustomed to.-- Hazrat Inayat Khan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have just returned from Boston.....

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We live in a time when....

We live in a time when the words impossible and unsolvable are no longer part of the scientific community's vocabulary. Each day we move closer to trials that will not just minimize the symptoms of disease and injury but eliminate them.-- Christopher Reeve (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We sleep safe in our beds....

We sleep safe in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. -- George Orwell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Of all the varieties of virtues,....

Of all the varieties of virtues, liberalism is the most beloved.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity.-- Ralph....

Solitude, the safeguard of mediocrity.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three....

Self-reverence, self knowledge, self-control. These three alone lead life to sovereign power.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The golden rule of cats that....

The golden rule of cats that governs all relationships we have with people: you scratch my back, you scratch my back.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Fame and glory are fleeting, especially....

Fame and glory are fleeting, especially in the music business. That's why completing my degree and graduating from college were priorities.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I learned that it is the....

I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong.-- Leo Rosten (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Force, and fraud, are in war....

Force, and fraud, are in war the two cardinal virtues.-- Thomas Hobbes (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In wilderness is the preservation of....

In wilderness is the preservation of the world.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Only fools are positive.-- Moe Howard....

Only fools are positive.-- Moe Howard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If my answers frighten you then....

If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Oh, darling, let your body in,....

Oh, darling, let your body in, let it tie you in, in comfort.-- Anne Sexton (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No one ever told me I....

No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't.-- Marilyn Monroe (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If a man does not keep....

If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do it big or stay in....

Do it big or stay in bed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I'm not going to bed after....

I'm not going to bed after all. Somebody around here hath murdered sleep. Good for him.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  BOTTLE-NOSED, adj. Having a nose created....

BOTTLE-NOSED, adj. Having a nose created in the image of its maker.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Beat me, hate me, you can....

Beat me, hate me, you can never break me.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is no passion like that....

There is no passion like that of a functionary for his function.-- Georges Clemenceau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I don't know if God exists,....

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.-- Jules Renard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It would be absurd if we....

It would be absurd if we did not understand both angels and devils, since we invented them.-- John Steinbeck (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He harms himself who does harm....

He harms himself who does harm to another, and the evil plan is most harmful to the planner.-- Hesiod (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern....

ACADEMY, n. [from ACADEME] A modern school where football is taught.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All the arts we practice are....

All the arts we practice are apprenticeship. The big art is our life.-- M. C. Richards (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I epitomize America.-- Unknown (can you....

I epitomize America.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In a free society no one....

In a free society no one can win all the time. No one can have his way all the time and no one is right all the time.-- Richard M. Nixon (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Fear can keep us up all....

Fear can keep us up all night long, but faith makes one fine pillow.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God, grant me the serenity to....

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference.-- Reinhold Niebuhr (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  W (double U) has, of all....

W (double U) has, of all the letters in our alphabet, the only cumbrous name, the names of the others being monosyllabic. This advantage of the Roman alphabet over the Grecian is the more valued after audibly spelling out some simple Greek word, like _epixoriambikos_. Still, it is now thought by the learned that other agencies than the difference of the two alphabets may have been concerned in the decline of "the glory that was Greece" and the rise of "the grandeur that was Rome." There can be no doubt, however, that by simplifying the name of W (calling it "wow," for example) our civilization could be, if not promoted, at least better endured.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  An enormous part of our mature....

An enormous part of our mature experience cannot not be expressed in words.-- Alfred North Whitehead (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To me dreams are part of....

To me dreams are part of nature, which harbors no intention to deceive but expresses something as best it can.-- Carl Jung (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I firmly believe that any man's....

I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is the moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle-- victorious.-- Vince Lombardi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The comfortable estate of widowhood is....

The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits.-- John Gay (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There are always opportunities through which....

There are always opportunities through which businessmen can profit handsomely if they will only recognize and seize them.-- J. Paul Getty (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have always loved truth so....

I have always loved truth so passionately that I have often resorted to lying as a way of introducing it into the minds which were ignorant of its charms.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Ever has it been that love....

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.-- Kahlil Gibran (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It has been said that the....

It has been said that the love of money is the root of all evil. The want of money is so quite as truly.-- Samuel Butler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  What if nothing exists and we're....

What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?-- Woody Allen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The wise learn from the experience....

The wise learn from the experience of others, and the creative know how to make a crumb of experience go a long way.-- Eric Hoffer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Neither praise nor blame is the....

Neither praise nor blame is the object of true criticism. Justly to discriminate, firmly to establish, wisely to proscribe, and honestly to award - these are the true aims and duties of criticism.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When I told the people of....

When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"-- Quentin Crisp (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you would attain to what....

If you would attain to what you are not yet, you must always be displeased by what you are. For where you are pleased with yourself there you have remained. Keep adding, keep walking, keep advancing.-- Saint Augustine (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Happy is he who gets to....

Happy is he who gets to know the reasons for things.-- Virgil (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A politician needs the ability to....

A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen.-- Sir Winston Churchill (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When you close your doors, and....

When you close your doors, and make darkness within, remember never to say that you are alone, for you are not alone; nay, God is within, and your genius is within. And what need have they of light to see what you are doing?-- Epictetus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The whole aim of practical politics....

The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.-- H. L. Mencken (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I don't know why red fades....

I don't know why red fades before blue it just does.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A quotation, like a pun, should....

A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion.-- Robert Chapman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  One of the serious obstacles to....

One of the serious obstacles to the improvement of our race is indiscriminate charity.-- Andrew Carnegie (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is a tough proposition and....

Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.-- Wilson Mizner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Growth for the sake of growth....

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell.-- Edward Abbey (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If winter is slumber and spring....

If winter is slumber and spring is birth, and summer is life, then autumn rounds out to be reflection. It's a time of year when the leaves are down and the harvest is in and the perennials are gone. Mother Earth just closed up the drapes on another year and it's time to reflect on what's come before.-- Mitchell Burgess (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The palest ink is better than....

The palest ink is better than the best memory.-- Chinese Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In the part of this universe....

In the part of this universe that we know there is great injustice, and often the good suffer, and often the wicked prosper, and one hardly knows which of those is the more annoying.-- Bertrand Russell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Property has its duties as well....

Property has its duties as well as its rights.-- Thomas Brummond (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Until you can measure something and....

Until you can measure something and express it in numbers, you have only the begining of understanding.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The trouble with the world is....

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.-- Bertrand Russell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When buying and selling are controlled....

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.-- P. J. O'Rourke (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When a thing has been said,....

When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.-- Anatole France (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No matter what we have come....

No matter what we have come through, or how many perils we have safely passed, or how many imperfect and jagged - in some places perhaps irreparably - our life has been, we cannot in our heart of hearts imagine how it could have been different. As we look back on it, it slips in behind us in orderly array, and, with all its mistakes, acquires a sort of eternal fitness, and even, at times, of poetic glamour.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I'd like to hate you, but....

I'd like to hate you, but you're really nice.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Springtime is the land awakening. The....

Springtime is the land awakening. The March winds are the morning yawn.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When I meet a man I....

When I meet a man I ask myself, 'Is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?'-- Rita Rudner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Guilt is a rope that wears....

Guilt is a rope that wears thin.-- Ayn Rand (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He who cannot agree with his....

He who cannot agree with his enemies is controlled by them.-- Chinese proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Can a mortal ask questions which....

Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable.-- C. S. Lewis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  CAMEL, n. A quadruped (the _Splaypes....

CAMEL, n. A quadruped (the _Splaypes humpidorsus_) of great value to the show business. There are two kinds of camels -- the camel proper and the camel improper. It is the latter that is always exhibited.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Democracy never lasts long. It soon....

Democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts and murders itself. There was never a democracy that did not commit suicide.-- John Adams (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No man who ever held the....

No man who ever held the office of president would congratulate a friend on obtaining it.-- John Adams (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Common sense is the collection of....

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  "Management" means, in the last analysis,....

"Management" means, in the last analysis, the substitution of thought for brawn and muscle, of knowledge for folklore and superstition, and of cooperation for force. . .-- Peter Drucker (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Newspapers should have no friends.-- Unknown....

Newspapers should have no friends.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Learn all you can from the....

Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The motto of chivalry is also....

The motto of chivalry is also the motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.-- Honore De Balzac (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To deny a developing mind access....

To deny a developing mind access to its specialty is cruel. To judge one's worthiness in the specialties of others is equally inhuman.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  This place makes Mayberry look like....

This place makes Mayberry look like a think tank.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The free expression of the hopes....

The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.-- Emma Goldman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Excellence is best described as doing....

Excellence is best described as doing the right things right - selecting the most important things to be done and then accomplishing them 100% correctly.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The only thing that's been a....

The only thing that's been a worse flop than the organization of non-violence has been the organization of violence.-- Joan Baez (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Help others get ahead. You will....

Help others get ahead. You will always stand taller with someone else on your shoulders.-- Bob Moawad (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In waking a tiger, use a....

In waking a tiger, use a long stick.-- Mao Tse-tung (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Grace under Pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway (source....

Grace under Pressure.-- Ernest Hemingway (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A thing moderately good is not....

A thing moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper is always a virtue; but moderation in principle is always a vice.-- Thomas Paine (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The artist must create a spark....

The artist must create a spark before he can make a fire and before art is born, the artist must be ready to be consumed by the fire of his own creation.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Go broke for what you love.....

Go broke for what you love. It's only money; only stuff.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The reason of a resolution is....

The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.-- Sir John Holt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of....

Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Too many of us look upon....

Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The greatest minds are capable of....

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.-- Rene Descartes (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I do begin to have bloody....

I do begin to have bloody thoughts.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The nice part about being a....

The nice part about being a pessimist is that you are constantly being either proven right or pleasantly surprised. -- George F. Will (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Advice to writers: Sometimes you just....

Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.-- Stanislaw J. Lec (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is a wretched gray Saturday,....

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through. -- Anthony Burgess (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when....

Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.-- George Carlin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Sports serve society by providing vivid....

Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.-- George F. Will (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Dost thou love life? Than do....

Dost thou love life? Than do not squander time, for it is the stuff life is made of.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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