Famous Quotes from Inspirational People

  He should be most proud that....

He should be most proud that the PMRC wants to put their obscene lyrics sticker on his `Jazz From Hell' -- which is an instrumental album.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Each friend represents a world in....

Each friend represents a world in us, a world not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.-- Anais Nin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Freedom is not worth having if....

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes.-- Mahatma Gandhi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Every now and then I like....

Every now and then I like to lean out my window, look up and smile for a satellite picture.-- Steven Wright (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The modern definition of 'racist' is....

The modern definition of 'racist' is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A little nonsense now and then,....

A little nonsense now and then, is cherished by the wisest men.-- Roald Dahl (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The range of what we think....

The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice. And because we fail to notice that we fail to notice, there is little we can do to change; until we notice how failing to notice shapes our thoughts and deeds.-- R. D. Laing (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If the programmer can simulate a....

If the programmer can simulate a construct faster then the compiler can implement the construct itself, then the compiler writer has blown it badly.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If the world should blow itself....

If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that of an expert saying it can't be done.-- Peter Ustinov (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If there were no husbands, who....

If there were no husbands, who would look after our mistresses?-- George Moore (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Any great truth can -- and....

Any great truth can -- and eventually will -- be expressed as a cliche -- a cliche is a sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to say, 'The black cat is always the last one off the fence.' I have no idea what she meant, but at one time, it was undoubtedly true.-- Solomon Short (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.-- Candice....

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.-- Candice Bergen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Give a man a fish, and....

Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.-- Scott Adams (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He that is robb'd, not wanting....

He that is robb'd, not wanting what is stolen,-- William_Shakespeare/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The way you overcome shyness is....

The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.-- Lady Bird Johnson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Honest error is to be pitied,....

Honest error is to be pitied, not ridiculed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Some people lose their health getting....

Some people lose their health getting wealth and then lose their wealth gaining health.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants,....

HARMONISTS, n. A sect of Protestants, now extinct, who came from Europe in the beginning of the last century and were distinguished for the bitterness of their internal controversies and dissensions.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Every increased possession loads us with....

Every increased possession loads us with new weariness.-- John Ruskin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  BOTANY, n. The science of vegetables....

BOTANY, n. The science of vegetables -- those that are not good to eat, as well as those that are. It deals largely with their flowers, which are commonly badly designed, inartistic in color, and ill- smelling.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All strangers and beggars are from....

All strangers and beggars are from Zeus, and a gift, though small, is precious.-- Homer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They will kill a great many....

They will kill a great many of us. We will kill a few of them. They will tire of it first.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  America represents something universal in the....

America represents something universal in the human spirit. I received a letter not long ago from a man who said, 'You can go to Japan to live, but you cannot become Japanese. You can go to France to live and not become a Frenchman. You can go to live in Germany or Turkey, and you won't become a German or a Turk.' But then he added, 'Anybody from any corner of the world can come to America to live and become an American.'-- Ronald Reagan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Old age is the most unexpected....

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that happen to a man.-- Leon Trotsky (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We do not keep the outward....

We do not keep the outward form of order, where there is deep disorder in the mind.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Henry James chews more than he....

Henry James chews more than he bites off.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is not so bad if....

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Comedy is nothing more than tragedy....

Comedy is nothing more than tragedy deferred.-- Pico Iyer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Sometimes a fool makes a good....

Sometimes a fool makes a good suggestion.-- Nicolas Boileau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Everything you can imagine is real.--....

Everything you can imagine is real.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I....

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns.)-- Robert Byrne (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To be proud of virtue is....

To be proud of virtue is to poison oneself with the antidote.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Climb the mountains and get their....

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. The winds will blow their own freshness into you, and the storms their energy, while cares will drop away from you like the leaves of Autumn.-- John Muir (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They had been corrupted by money,....

They had been corrupted by money, and he had been corrupted by sentiment. Sentiment was the more dangerous, because you couldn't name its price. A man open to bribes was to be relied upon below a certain figure, but sentiment might uncoil in the heart at a name, a photograph, even a smell remembered.-- Graham Greene (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Everyone has a purpose in life.....

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.-- David Letterman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Against stupidity the gods themselves contend....

Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain.-- Friedrich von Schiller (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do what nobody else can do....

Do what nobody else can do for you. Omit to do anything else.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The best way to keep children....

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.-- Dorothy Parker (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The only thing sadder than a....

The only thing sadder than a battle won is a battle lost.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We know next to nothing about....

We know next to nothing about virtually everything. It is not necessary to know the origin of the universe; it is necessary to want to know. Civilization depends not on any particular knowledge, but on the disposition to crave knowledge.-- George F. Will (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Maybe because it's entirely an artist's....

Maybe because it's entirely an artist's eye, patience and skill that makes an image and not his tools.-- Ken Rockwell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Again, men in general desire the....

Again, men in general desire the good, and not merely what their fathers had.-- Aristotle (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  For all the gold and silver....

For all the gold and silver stolen and shipped to Spain did not make the Spanish people richer. It gave their kings an edge in the balance of power for a time, a chance to hire more mercenary soldiers for their wars. They ended up losing those wars anyway, and all that was left was a deadly inflation, a starving population, the rich richer, the poor poorer, and a ruined peasant class.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  History, although sometimes made up of....

History, although sometimes made up of the few acts of the great, is more often shaped by the many acts of the small.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing is particularly hard if you....

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.-- Henry Ford (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Many have been ruined by their....

Many have been ruined by their fortunes, and many have escaped ruin by the want of fortune. To obtain it the great have become little, and the little great.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I told the doctor I broke....

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.-- Henny Youngman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No life that breathes with human....

No life that breathes with human breath-- Alfred Tennyson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Big thinking precedes great achievement.-- Unknown....

Big thinking precedes great achievement.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God grant that not only the....

God grant that not only the love of liberty but a thorough knowledge of the rights of man may pervade all the nations of the earth, so that a philosopher may set his foot anywhere on its surface and say: "This is my country."-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A man's mind, stretched by new....

A man's mind, stretched by new ideas, may never reurn to it's original dimensions.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You can always find the sun....

You can always find the sun within yourself if you will only search.-- Maxwell Maltz (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When women are depressed they either....

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.-- Elayne Boosler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The will to win is worthless....

The will to win is worthless if you don't get paid for it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Better be wise by the misfortunes....

Better be wise by the misfortunes of others than by your own. -- Aesop (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The idea of an incarnation of....

The idea of an incarnation of God is absurd: why should the human race think itself so superior to bees, ants, and elephants as to be put in this unique relation to its maker? . . Christians are like a council of frogs in a marsh or a synod of worms on a dung-hill croaking and squeaking "for our sakes was the world created."-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do not hover always on the....

Do not hover always on the surface of things, nor take up suddenly, with mere appearances; but penetrate into the depth of matters, as far as your time and circumstances allow, especially in those things which relate to your profession.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The greatest and noblest pleasure which....

The greatest and noblest pleasure which men can have in this world is to discover new truths; and the next is to shake off old prejudices.-- Frederick The Great (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is always one moment in....

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.-- Graham Greene (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Of all noises, I think music....

Of all noises, I think music is the least disagreeable.-- Samuel Johnson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ZEUS, n. The chief of Grecian....

ZEUS, n. The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America, and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior, have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities, but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths, Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists, each having no other god than himself, whom he worships under many sacred names.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Only those who risk going too....

Only those who risk going too far can possibly find out how far they can go.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To announce that there must be....

To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-- Theodore Roosevelt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The making of a journalist: no....

The making of a journalist: no ideas and the ability to express them.-- Karl Kraus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  What grape to keep its place....

What grape to keep its place in the sun, taught our ancestors to make wine?-- Cyril Connolly (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The guy who takes a chance,....

The guy who takes a chance, who walks the line between the known and unknown, who is unafraid of failure, will succeed.-- Gordon Parks (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no....

Doubt 'til thou canst doubt no more...doubt is thought and thought is life. Systems which end doubt are devices for drugging thought.-- Albert Guerard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I must say that acting was....

I must say that acting was good training for the political life that lay ahead of us. -- Anthony Burgess (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Act as if the maxim of....

Act as if the maxim of your action were to become through your will a general natural law-- Immanuel Kant (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They used to photograph Shirley Temple....

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.-- Tallulah Bankhead (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He who binds to himself a....

He who binds to himself a joy, does the winged life destroy: But he who kisses the joy as it flies, lives in eternity's sun rise.-- William Blake (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have never let my schooling....

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Plumpick: Don't you understand, the whole....

Plumpick: Don't you understand, the whole town will blow up in three minutes!-- "The King of Hearts" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The problem with political jokes is....

The problem with political jokes is they get elected.-- Henry Cate VII (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Never go out to meet trouble.....

Never go out to meet trouble. If you will just sit still, nine cases out of ten someone will intercept it before it reaches you.-- Calvin Coolidge (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I never took hallucinogenic drugs because....

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.-- Fran Lebowitz (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He that falls in love with....

He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I will study and get ready,....

I will study and get ready, and perhaps my chance will come.-- Abraham Lincoln (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  DRAGOON, n. A soldier who combines....

DRAGOON, n. A soldier who combines dash and steadiness in so equal measure that he makes his advances on foot and his retreats on horseback.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We live in an age when....

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.-- Jeff Marder (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  One picture is worth a thousand....

One picture is worth a thousand words.-- Fred R. Barnard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Let not him that girdeth on....

Let not him that girdeth on his harness boast himself as he that putteth it off.-- Bible (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You cram these words into mine....

You cram these words into mine ears against the stomach of my sense.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A healthy male adult bore consumes....

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience.-- John Updike (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Love is substance; Lust, illusion. Only....

Love is substance; Lust, illusion. Only in the surge of passion do the two mingle in confusion.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Lack of money is the root....

Lack of money is the root of all evil.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Baloney is the lie laid on....

Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it.-- Fulton J. Sheen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  From the beginning of our history....

From the beginning of our history the country has been afflicted with compromise. It is by compromise that human rights have been abandoned. I insist that this shall cease. The country needs repose after all its trials; it deserves repose. And repose can only be found in everlasting principles.-- Charles Sumner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They are slaves who fear to....

They are slaves who fear to speak,-- James_Russell_Lowell/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Wealth is the slave of a....

Wealth is the slave of a wise man. The master of a fool.-- Seneca (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do what you can, with what....

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.-- Theodore Roosevelt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The most successful businessman is the....

The most successful businessman is the man who holds onto the old just as long as it is good, and grabs the new just as soon as it is better.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I describe in a realistic form....

I describe in a realistic form a nonrealistic reality.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Computers force us into creating with....

Computers force us into creating with our minds and prevent us from making things with our hands. They dull the skills we use in everyday life.-- Clifford Stoll (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  More people out of work leads....

More people out of work leads to higher unemployment.`-- Calvin Coolidge (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Machines take me by surprise with....

Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.-- Alan Turing (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing important can be taught, only....

Nothing important can be taught, only learned.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Idealism increases in direct proportion to....

Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  America is therefore the land of....

America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie before us, the burden of the World's History shall reveal itself.-- Georg W. Hegel (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The perfect love affair is one....

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Anyone without a sense of humor....

Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.-- William Rotsler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To be thrown upon one's own....

To be thrown upon one's own resources, is to be cast into the very lap of fortune; for our faculties then undergo a development and display an energy of which they were previously unsusceptible.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  People drain me, even the closest....

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.-- Margaret Cho (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I get up every morning determined....

I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one hell of a good time. Sometimes this makes planning my day difficult.-- E. B. White (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The object of education is to....

The object of education is to prepare the young to educate themselves throughout their lives.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The past is not dead. In....

The past is not dead. In fact, it's not even past.-- William Faulkner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If hunger makes you irritable, better....

If hunger makes you irritable, better eat and be pleasant.-- Sefer Hasidim (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  From the still-vexed Bermoothes.-- William Shakespeare....

From the still-vexed Bermoothes.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If we have learned one thing....

If we have learned one thing from the history of invention and discovery, it is that, in the long run - and often in the short one - the most daring prophecies seem laughably conservative.-- Arthur C. Clarke (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Luck is what you have left....

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.-- Langston Coleman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It seemed the world was divided....

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.-- Woody Allen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Duct tape is like the force.....

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.-- Carl Zwanzig (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Character - the willingness to accept....

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self respect springs.-- Joan Didion (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  O that a man might know....

O that a man might know the end of this day's business ere it come!-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The mightiest of weapons is truth.....

The mightiest of weapons is truth. And everyone knows you�re not permitted to enter a Government building with a weapon.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Laws are like sausages. It's better....

Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.-- Otto von Bismarck (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When our eyes see our hands....

When our eyes see our hands doing the work of our hearts, the circle of Creation is completed inside us, the doors of our souls fly open, and love steps forth to heal everything in sight.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Many of us spend our whole....

Many of us spend our whole lives running from feeling with the mistaken belief that you cannot bear the pain. But you have already borne the pain. What you have not done is feel all you are beyond the pain.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing emboldens sin so much as....

Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  My mother loved children - she....

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one.-- Groucho Marx (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I never know how much of....

I never know how much of what I say is true.-- Bette Midler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He's suffering from Politicians' Logic. Something....

He's suffering from Politicians' Logic. Something must be done, this is something, therefore we must do it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The courage to be is the....

The courage to be is the courage to accept oneself, in spite of being unacceptable.-- Paul Tillich (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Reality is what won't go away....

Reality is what won't go away when you stop beliving in it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Woman was God's second mistake.-- Friedrich....

Woman was God's second mistake.-- Friedrich Nietzsche (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Of course, it is very important....

Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwhile careers in the street- cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack of understanding of this simple fact.-- Terry Pratchett (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  DOG, n. A kind of additional....

DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival -- an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The generation of random numbers is....

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.-- Robert R. Coveyou (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Documentation is like sex: when it....

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They can because they think they....

They can because they think they can.-- Virgil (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When a person cannot deceive himself....

When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  FLOP, v. Suddenly to change one's....

FLOP, v. Suddenly to change one's opinions and go over to another party. The most notable flop on record was that of Saul of Tarsus, who has been severely criticised as a turn-coat by some of our partisan journals.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do definite good; first of all....

Do definite good; first of all to yourself, then to definite persons.-- John Lancaster Spalding (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A poet more than thirty years....

A poet more than thirty years old is simply an overgrown child.-- H. L. Mencken (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Beware when the great God lets....

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No man is so old as....

No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year.-- Sean O'Casey (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Creditors have better memories than debtors.--....

Creditors have better memories than debtors.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  SOPHISTRY, n. The controversial method of....

SOPHISTRY, n. The controversial method of an opponent, distinguished from one's own by superior insincerity and fooling. This method is that of the later Sophists, a Grecian sect of philosophers who began by teaching wisdom, prudence, science, art and, in brief, whatever men ought to know, but lost themselves in a maze of quibbles and a fog of words.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ...one of the strongest motives that....

...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't you wish there were a....

Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.-- Gallagher (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The height of cleverness is to....

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore,....

Poetry cannot be translated; and, therefore, it is the poets that preserve the languages; for we would not be at the trouble to learn a language if we could have all that is written in it just as well in a translation. But as the beauties of poetry cannot be preserved in any language except that in which it was originally written, we learn the language.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  'Who are you and how did....

'Who are you and how did you get in here?' 'I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.'-- Leslie Nielsen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Courage is being scared to death....

Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway.-- John Wayne (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Concern should drive us into action....

Concern should drive us into action and not into depression.-- Anonymous (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Silent gratitude isn't much use to....

Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is like a coin. You

Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean,

Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?-- Tom Stoppard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We must learn to live together

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools.-- Martin Luther King Jr. (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Technology... the knack of so arranging

Technology... the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it.-- Max Frisch (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The best doctor in the world

The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.-- Will Rogers (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Art is either plagiarism or revolution.--

Art is either plagiarism or revolution.-- Paul Gauguin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't let your sorrow come higher

Don't let your sorrow come higher than your knees.-- Swedish Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We are like dwarfs on the

We are like dwarfs on the shoulders of giants, so that we can see more than they, and things at a great distance, not by virtue of any sight on our part, or any physical distinction, but because we are carried high and raised up by their giant size.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Many a zero thinks it is

Many a zero thinks it is the ellipse on which the Earth travels.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When I am happy I feel

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don't feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.-- Lily Tomlin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you were to destroy in

If you were to destroy in mankind the belief in immortality, not only love but every living force maintaining the life of the world would at once be dried up. Moreover, nothing then would be immoral, everything would be permissible, even cannibalism.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You cannot shake hands with a

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.-- Indira Gandhi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A low voter turnout is an

A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.-- Anonymous (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God is either everything, or He

God is either everything, or He is nothing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Happy is the man who has

Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all.-- Ovid (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The pleasures which we most rarely

The pleasures which we most rarely experience give us the greatest delight.-- Desiderius Erasmus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The beginning is the most important

The beginning is the most important part of the work.-- Plato (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ...people find it far easier to

...people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right.-- J. K. Rowling (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Error always addresses the passions and

Error always addresses the passions and prejudices; truth scorns such mean intrigue, and only addresses the understanding and the conscience.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Actions have consequences...first rule of life.

Actions have consequences...first rule of life. And the second rule is this - you are the only one responsible for your own actions.-- Holly Lisle (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The stream of thought flows on;

The stream of thought flows on; but most of its segments fall into the bottomless abyss of oblivion. Of some, no memory survives the instant of their passage. Of others, it is confined to a few moments, hours or days. Others, again, leave vestiges which are indestructible, and by means of which they may be recalled as long as life endures.-- William James (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The ritual of marriage is not

The ritual of marriage is not simply a social event; it is a crossing of threads in the fabric of fate. Many strands bring the couple and their families together and spin their lives into a fabric that is woven on their children.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Knowledge is an unending adventure at

Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We all take different paths in

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we all take a little of each other everywhere.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Give me a place to stand,

Give me a place to stand, and I will move the Earth.-- Archimedes (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God is a verb.-- R. Buckminster

God is a verb.-- R. Buckminster Fuller (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The key to every man is

The key to every man is his thought. Sturdy and defying though he look, he has a helm which he obeys, which is the idea after which all his facts are classified. He can only be reformed by showing him a new idea which commands his own.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Never give a sucker an even

Never give a sucker an even break.-- W. C. Fields (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have to say that the

I have to say that the traditional role is kind of a myth. I think the traditional Mexican woman is a fierce woman.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Einstein talks to a reporter about newly invented Radio
Reporter: Professor Einstein, how does radio work?
Einstein: Begin with telegraph. Imagine a very long cat, stretching
from New York to San Francisco. You step on its tail here, and
in San Francisco the head of the cat meows. That is telegraph.
Reporter: Ok...and radio?
Einstein: Radio is exactly like telegraph, but there is no cat.
 
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  I will govern my life and

I will govern my life and thoughts as if the whole world were to see the one and read the other, for what does it signify to make anything a secret to my neighbor, when to God, who is the searcher of our hearts, all our privacies are open?-- Seneca (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God is really only another artist,

God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas.-- Pablo Picasso (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Propose to any englishman any principle,

Propose to any englishman any principle, or any instrument, however admirable, and you will observe that the whole effort of the english mind is directed to find a difficulty, defect or an impossibility in it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Slander is a vice that strikes

Slander is a vice that strikes a double blow; wounding both him that commits, and him against whom it is committed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Reality is nothing but a collective

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.-- Jane Wagner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Incompetents invariably make trouble for people

Incompetents invariably make trouble for people other than themselves.-- Larry McMurtry (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Experience should teach us to be

Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government's purposes are beneficial. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning but without understanding.-- Louis D. Brandeis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The revolution is not a tea

The revolution is not a tea party.-- Mao Tse-tung (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  As I see it, every day

As I see it, every day you do one of two things: build health or produce disease in yourself.-- Adelle Davis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It must be remembered that there

It must be remembered that there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success, nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a new system. For the initiator has the enmity of all who would profit by the preservation of the old institutions and merely lukewarm defenders in those who would gain by the new ones.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Resolve to be thyself: and know,

Resolve to be thyself: and know, that he who finds himself, loses his misery.-- Matthew Arnold (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is not that the child

It is not that the child lives in a world of imagination, but that the child within us survives and starts into life only at rare moments of recollection, which makes us believe, and it is not true, that, as children, we were imaginative?-- Cesare Pavese (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A perpetual holiday is a good

A perpetual holiday is a good working definition of hell.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Proof is the idol before whom

Proof is the idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself.-- Sir Arthur Eddington (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Being powerful is like being a

Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.-- Margaret Thatcher (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Beware of the man who works

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before," Bokonon tells us. "He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.-- Kurt Vonnegut (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In taking revenge, a man is

In taking revenge, a man is but even with his enemy; but in passing it over, he is superior. -- Sir Francis Bacon (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No one has a finer command

No one has a finer command of language than the person who keeps his mouth shut.-- Sam Rayburn (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is by no means self-evident

It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most violently excited; violent physical passions do not in themselves differentiate men from each other, but rather tend to reduce them to the same state.-- Thomas Elliot (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Buy a stock, if it goes

Buy a stock, if it goes up, sell it, if it goes down, don't buy it.-- Yogi Berra (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We think having faith means being

We think having faith means being convinced God exists in the same way we are convinced a chair exists. People who cannot be completely convinced of God�s existence think faith is impossible for them. Not so. People who doubt can have great faith because faith is something you do, not something you think. In fact, the greater your doubt the more heroic your faith.-- Real Live Preacher (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The only charm of marriage is

The only charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception necessary for both parties.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The man who prefers his country

The man who prefers his country before any other duty shows the same spirit as the man who surrenders every right to the state. They both deny that right is superior to authority.-- Lord Acton (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When we talk about understanding, surely

When we talk about understanding, surely it takes place only when the mind listens completely-- the mind being your heart, your nerves, your ears- when you give your whole attention to it.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A great deal of intelligence can

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.-- Saul Bellow (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Read not books alone, but men,

Read not books alone, but men, and amongst them chiefly thyself. If thou find anything questionable there, use the commentary of a severe friend rather than the gloss of a sweet lipped flatterer; there is more profit in a distasteful truth than in deceitful sweetness.-- Francis Quarles (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To err is human, to forgive

To err is human, to forgive divine.-- Alexander Pope (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I knew a man who gave

I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.-- Johnny Carson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Much silence and a good disposition,

Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Remember when life's path is steep

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even.-- Horace (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I hate it when my foot

I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.-- Steven Wright (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Through all the world there goes

Through all the world there goes one long cry from the heart of the artist: Give me leave to do my utmost.-- Isak Dineson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It does not matter much what

It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.-- Samuel Butler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  His ignorance is encyclopedic.-- Abba Eban

His ignorance is encyclopedic.-- Abba Eban (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Drugs are a bet with your

Drugs are a bet with your mind.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The infliction of cruelty with a

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists - that is why they invented hell.-- Bertrand Russell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you do not tell the

If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.-- Virginia Woolf (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Boredom, after all, is a form

Boredom, after all, is a form of criticism. -- William Phillips (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There are occasions when it is

There are occasions when it is undoubtedly better to incur loss than to make gain.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  History never looks like history when

History never looks like history when you are living through it.-- John W. Gardner (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Marketing is a fashionable term. The

Marketing is a fashionable term. The sales manager becomes a marketing vice president. But a gravedigger is still a gravedigger even when it is called a mortician - only the price of the burial goes up.-- Peter Drucker (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Concentration is my motto - first

Concentration is my motto - first honesty, then industry, then concentration.-- Andrew Carnegie (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In a mad world only the

In a mad world only the mad are sane.-- Akira Kurosawa (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You know everybody is ignorant, only

You know everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.-- Will Rogers (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Marriage is the golden ring in

Marriage is the golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity.-- Kahlil Gibran (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is no way to happiness,

There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Marriage: the state or condition of

Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Here stand I. I can do

Here stand I. I can do no other.-- Martin Luther (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Men seldom make passes-- Dorothy_Parker/" (source

Men seldom make passes-- Dorothy_Parker/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  But love is blind and lovers

But love is blind and lovers cannot see-- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Barring that natural expression of villainy

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The mediocre teacher tells. The good

The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You know I say just what

You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another.-- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Every nation ridicules other nations, and

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right.-- Arthur Schopenhauer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The truth that many people never

The truth that many people never understand, until it is too late, is that the more you try to avoid suffering the more you suffer because smaller and more insignificant things begin to torture you in proportion to your fear of being hurt.-- Thomas Merton (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Always be a first-rate version of

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else.-- Judy Garland (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you educate a man you

If you educate a man you educate a person, but if you educate a woman you educate a family.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  FEAST, n. A festival. A religious

FEAST, n. A festival. A religious celebration usually signalized by gluttony and drunkenness, frequently in honor of some holy person distinguished for abstemiousness. In the Roman Catholic Church feasts are "movable" and "immovable," but the celebrants are uniformly immovable until they are full. In their earliest development these entertainments took the form of feasts for the dead; such were held by the Greeks, under the name _Nemeseia_, by the Aztecs and Peruvians, as in modern times they are popular with the Chinese; though it is believed that the ancient dead, like the modern, were light eaters. Among the many feasts of the Romans was the _Novemdiale_, which was held, according to Livy, whenever stones fell from heaven.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Perserverance is not a long race;

Perserverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Editor: a person employed by a

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.-- Elbert Hubbard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The mystery of government is not

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.-- P. J. O'Rourke (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Violence is the diplomacy of the

Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.-- Isaac Asimov (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Master your instrument, master the music,

Master your instrument, master the music, and then forget all that crap and just play.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You know you're in love when

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.-- Dr. Seuss (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is no satisfaction in hanging

There is no satisfaction in hanging a man who does not object to it.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you can't say anything good

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.-- Alice Roosevelt Longworth (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There's the country of America, which

There's the country of America, which you have to defend, but there's also the idea of America. America is more than just a country, it's an idea. An idea that's supposed to be contagious.-- Bono (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Then there was LSD, which was

Then there was LSD, which was supposed to make you think you could fly. I remember it made you think you couldn't stand up, and mostly it was right.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have done some indiscreet things

I have done some indiscreet things in my day, but this thing of playing myself for a prophet was the worst. Still, it had its ameliorations. A prophet doesn't have to have any brains. They are good to have, of course, for the ordinary exigencies of life, but they are no use in professional work. It is the restfulest vocation there is. When the spirit of prophecy comes upon you, you merely take your intellect and lay it off somewhere in a cool place for a rest, and unship your jaw and leave it alone; it will work itself. The result is prophecy.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  For man, autumn is a time

For man, autumn is a time of harvest, of gathering together.-- Edwin_Teale/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I believe I shall,in some shape

I believe I shall,in some shape or other,always exist; and, with all the inconveniences human life is liable to, I shall not object to a new edition of mine, hoping, however, that the errata of the last may be corrected.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In all affairs it's a healthy

In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted.-- Bertrand Russell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All of us learn to write

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.-- Bobby Knight (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He whom you cannot teach to

He whom you cannot teach to fly, teach to fall faster!-- Friedrich Nietzsche (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We always prefer war on our

We always prefer war on our terms to peace on someone else's.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Gossip about a person and his

Gossip about a person and his shadow will appear. -- Japanese Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I could never think well of

I could never think well of a man's intellectual or moral character, if he was habitually unfaithful to his appointments.-- Nathaniel Emmons (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  And in knowing that you know

And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all.-- Socrates (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Children are the only form of

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.-- Peter Ustinov (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite.-- John Kenneth Galbraith (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I wanted change and excitement and

I wanted change and excitement and to shoot off in all directions myself, like the colored arrows from a Fourth of July rocket.-- Sylvia Plath (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The cynic is one who never

The cynic is one who never sees a good quality in a man, and never fails to see a bad one. He is a human owl, vigilant in darkness, and blind to light, mousing for vermin, and never seeing noble game.-- Henry Ward Beecher (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Whatever you do will be insignificant,

Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it.-- Mahatma Gandhi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  His intelligence seized on a subject,

His intelligence seized on a subject, his genius embraced it, his eloquence illuminated it.-- Paterculus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It's easy to stop making mistakes.

It's easy to stop making mistakes. Just stop having ideas.-- Unknown (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing is so bitter that a

Nothing is so bitter that a calm mind cannot find comfort in it.-- Seneca (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You can choose your behavior, the

You can choose your behavior, the world chooses your consequences.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I woke up one morning thinking

I woke up one morning thinking about Turkish drummers, but it didn't last long, because I didn't know much about Turkish drummers.-- Bruce Cockburn (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't worry about the world coming

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.-- Charles M. Schulz (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Middle age is when you've met

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.-- Ogden Nash (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  One Ring to rule them all,--

One Ring to rule them all,-- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We are suffering from too much

We are suffering from too much sarcasm.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You give little when you give

You give little when you give of your possessions. It is when you give of yourself that you truly give.-- Kahlil Gibran (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The outward freedom that we shall

The outward freedom that we shall attain will only be in exact proportion to the inward freedom to which we may have grown at a given moment. And if this is a correct view of freedom, our chief energy must be concentrated on achieving reform from within.-- Mahatma Gandhi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Marriage is popular because it combines

Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  ...for advice is a dangerous gift,

...for advice is a dangerous gift, even from the wise to the wise, and all courses may run ill.-- J. R. R. Tolkien (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A definite purpose, like blinders on

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view.-- Robert Frost (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We have not seen great things

We have not seen great things done in our time except by those who have been considered mean; the rest have failed.-- Niccolo Machiavelli (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It has been my experience that

It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend on human relations for lasting reward. It is only work that truly satisfies.-- Bette Davis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  True poverty does not come from

True poverty does not come from God.-- Yiddish Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I can't bring myself to say,

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.-- Robert Benchley (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The truth is cruel, but it

The truth is cruel, but it can be loved, and it makes free those who have loved it.-- George Santayana (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  VICTORY - Champions have it deep

VICTORY - Champions have it deep inside of them - a dream, a desire, a vision. They have the last minute stamina. They have to be a little faster. They have to have the will and the skill. But the will must be greater than the skill.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes

Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering.-- R. Buckminster Fuller (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Energy and persistence conquer all things.--

Energy and persistence conquer all things.-- Benjamin Franklin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Every day people are straying away

Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God.-- Lenny Bruce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The French are just useless. They

The French are just useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  CONTROVERSY, n. A battle in which

CONTROVERSY, n. A battle in which spittle or ink replaces the injurious cannon-ball and the inconsiderate bayonet.-- Runs through your argument." Then leave the rest (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  That which is not just is

That which is not just is not law.-- William Lloyd Garrison (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The descent to Hades is the

The descent to Hades is the same from every place.-- Anaxagoras (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Keep your friends close, and your

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.-- Sun-tzu (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Beauty is the wonder of wonders.

Beauty is the wonder of wonders. It is only the shallow people who do not judge by appearances.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is no coincidence that in

It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear.-- Douglas Adams (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  My past is my wisdom to

My past is my wisdom to use today. . . my future is my wisdom yet to experience. Be in the present because that is where life resides.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The battle for the mind of

The battle for the mind of Ronald Reagan was like the trench warfare of World War I: never have so many fought so hard for such barren terrain.-- Peggy Noonan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All men have an equal right

All men have an equal right to the free development of their faculties; they have an equal right to the impartial protection of the state; but it is not true, it is against all the laws of reason and equity, it is against the eternal nature of things, that the indolent man and the laborious man, the spendthrift and the economist, the imprudent and the wise, should obtain and enjoy an equal amount of goods.-- Victor Cousin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.--

Home-keeping youth have ever homely wits.-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Even if you're on the right

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.-- Will Rogers (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Every government is run by liars

Every government is run by liars and nothing they say should be believed.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Creative work is play. It is

Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.-- Stephen Nachmanovitch (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When you do a good job,

When you do a good job, you'll feel like people are bothering you. If you have a product that's interesting enough, then people will come to you.-- Joanna Angel (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Neither man or nation can exist

Neither man or nation can exist without a sublime idea.-- Fyodor Dostoevsky (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The important thing is not to

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery every day. Never lose a holy curiosity.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The way you define yourself as

The way you define yourself as a writer is that you write every time you have a free minute. If you didn't behave that way you would never do anything.-- John Irving (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is no duty more obligatory

There is no duty more obligatory than the repayment of kindness.-- Cicero (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a

CARTESIAN, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, _Cogito ergo sum_ -- whereby he was pleased to suppose he demonstrated the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved, however, thus: _Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum_ -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A government is the only known

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.-- James Reston (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Religiously strict people, who judge themselves

Religiously strict people, who judge themselves without mercy, are also those who have most often spoken ill of mankind in general.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He who limps still walks.-- Unknown

He who limps still walks.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I find nothing more depressing than

I find nothing more depressing than optimism.-- Paul Fussell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The way to win an atomic

The way to win an atomic war is to make certain it never starts.-- Omar Bradley (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You must dare to disassociate yourself

You must dare to disassociate yourself from those who would delay your journey... Leave, depart, if not physically, then mentally. Go your own way, quietly, undramatically, and venture toward trueness at last.-- Vernon Howard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Ignorance never settles a question.-- Benjamin

Ignorance never settles a question.-- Benjamin Disraeli (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Politeness is one half good nature

Politeness is one half good nature and the other half good lying.-- Mary Wilson Little (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  That you may retain your self-respect,

That you may retain your self-respect, it is better to displease the people by doing what you know is right, than to temporarily please them by doing what you know is wrong.-- William J. H. Boetcker (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I read no newspaper now but

I read no newspaper now but Ritchie's, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for they contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.-- Thomas Jefferson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Give neither advice nor salt, until

Give neither advice nor salt, until you are asked for it.-- English Proverb (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Just because a poet said something

Just because a poet said something didn't mean it was true, only that it sounded good.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The greatest conflicts are not between

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.-- Garth Brooks (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I find the whole business of

I find the whole business of religion profoundly interesting. But it does mystify me that otherwise intelligent people take it seriously.-- Douglas Adams (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  See what will happen if you

See what will happen if you don't stop biting your fingernails?-- Will Rogers (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  But he who never sins can

But he who never sins can little boast -- N. P. Willis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  What is written without effort is

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure.-- Samuel Johnson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The wit makes fun of other

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.-- James Thurber (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is one difference between a

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist- the taxidermist leaves the hide.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  What music is more enchanting than

What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?-- Logan Pearsall Smith (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't aim at success - the

Don't aim at success - the more you aim at it and make it a target, the more you are going to miss it. For success, like happiness, cannot be pursued; it must ensue... as the unintended side-effect of one's personal dedication to a course greater than oneself.-- Viktor Frankl (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have -- William_Shakespeare/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

I have -- William_Shakespeare/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Their Oath shall drive them, and

Their Oath shall drive them, and yet betray them, and ever snatch away the very treasures that they have sworn to pursue.-- J. R. R. Tolkien (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A patient man is one who

A patient man is one who can put up with himself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I broke something today, and I

I broke something today, and I realized I should break something once a week...to remind me how fragile life is.-- Andy Warhol (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He that thinks himself the wisest

He that thinks himself the wisest is generally the least so.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  God gave us memory so that

God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  One thing is clear to me.

One thing is clear to me. You can't know everything you'd like to know. You can't do everything you'd like to do. You can't read everything you'd like to read. You must hold onto some things and let go of others. Learning to make that choice is one of the big lessons of this life.-- Real Live Preacher (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Being in politics is like being

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.-- Eugene McCarthy (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nobody likes the man who brings

Nobody likes the man who brings bad news.-- Sophocles (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Turn on, tune in and drop

Turn on, tune in and drop out.-- Timothy Leary (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  PLAGIARISM, n. A literary coincidence compounded

PLAGIARISM, n. A literary coincidence compounded of a discreditable priority and an honorable subsequence.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  And there's this burning like there's

And there's this burning like there's always been, I've never been so alone and I've never been so alive.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  But words are things; and a

But words are things; and a small drop of ink,-- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Our main business is not to

Our main business is not to see what lies dimly at a distance but to do what lies clearly at hand. -- Thomas Carlyle (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Sometimes the appropriate response to reality

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.-- Philip K. Dick (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Never stop learning; knowledge doubles every

Never stop learning; knowledge doubles every fourteen months.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Now they're bouncing messages off the

Now they're bouncing messages off the stars. Bet the messages aren't worth the technology. Think of "See you Friday, Ethel", chattering round the eternal spheres.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Despair has been called the unforgivable

Despair has been called the unforgivable sin--not presumably because God refuses to forgive it but because it despairs of the possibility of being forgiven.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The one permanent emotion of the

The one permanent emotion of the inferior man is fear - fear of the unknown, the complex, the inexplicable. What he wants beyond everything else is safety.-- H. L. Mencken (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I am who I choose to

I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chose�though not always what I pleased.-- Lois McMaster Bujold (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The smart way to keep people

The smart way to keep people passive and obedient is to strictly limit the spectrum of acceptable opinion, but allow very lively debate within that spectrum - even encourage the more critical and dissident views. That gives people the sense that there's free thinking going on, while all the time the presuppositions of the system are being reinforced by the limits put on the range of the debate.-- Noam Chomsky (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  People who count their chickens before

People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens run about so absurdly that it is impossible to count them accurately.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is

Conventionality is not morality. Self-righteousness is not religion. To attack the first is not to assail the last.-- Charlotte Bronte (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Marriage is the alliance of two

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.-- Ogden Nash (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The real tradegy is the tragedy

The real tradegy is the tragedy of the man who never in his life braces himself for his one supreme effort-he never stretches to his full capacity, never stands up to his full stature.-- Arnold Bennett (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  They have computers, and they may

They have computers, and they may have other weapons of mass destruction.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Water is the only drink for

Water is the only drink for a wise man.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I would never die for my

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.-- Bertrand Russell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Honesty is a good thing, but

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.-- Don Marquis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Friendship is a living thing that

Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished with kindness, empathy and understanding.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Learning is not compulsory... neither is

Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival.-- W. Edwards Deming (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear

Oh! too convincing - dangerously dear - In woman's eye the unanswerable tear!-- Lord Byron (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All leaders strive to turn their

All leaders strive to turn their followers into children.-- Eric Hoffer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The mind has greater power over

The mind has greater power over the emotions, and is less subject thereto, insofar as it understands all things to be necessary.-- Baruch Spinoza (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To want to be what one

To want to be what one can be is purpose in life.-- Cynthia Ozick (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Not everybody has to sing the

Not everybody has to sing the melody.-- Pete Seeger (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The whole drift of my education

The whole drift of my education goes to persuade me that the world of our present consciousness is only one out of many worlds of consciousness that exist.-- William James (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Tact is the knack of making

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.-- Isaac Newton (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He who despises himself, respects himself

He who despises himself, respects himself as one who despises.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Alas, I am dying beyond my

Alas, I am dying beyond my means.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We are not afraid to entrust

We are not afraid to entrust the American people with unpleasant facts, foreign ideas, alien philosophies and competitive values. For a nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people.-- John F. Kennedy (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized

My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized bed.-- Steven Wright (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If I have learnt anything, it

If I have learnt anything, it is that life forms no logical patterns. It is haphazard and full of beauties which I try to catch as they fly by, for who knows whether any of them will ever return?-- Margot Fonteyn (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There'll be bluebirds over the white

There'll be bluebirds over the white cliffs of Dover,-- Nat_Burton/" (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.-- Unknown (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The return from your work must

The return from your work must be the satisfaction which that work brings you and the world's need of that work. With this, life is heaven, or as close to heaven as you can get. Without this - with work which you despise, which bores you can which the world does not need - this life is hell.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Perhaps, after all, America never has

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He has spent his life best

He has spent his life best who has enjoyed it most; God will take care that we do not enjoy it any more than is good for us.-- Samuel Butler (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All successful employers are stalking men

All successful employers are stalking men who will do the unusual, men who think, men who attract attention by performing more than is expected of them.-- Charles M. Schwab (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Do not wait for the last

Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.-- Albert Camus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Those who say truth is stranger

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The hardest thing in the world

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Perseverance is the hard work you

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We gain strength, and courage, and

We gain strength, and courage, and confidence by each experience in which we really stop to look fear in the face... we must do that which we think we cannot.-- Eleanor Roosevelt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing so fortifies a friendship as

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.-- Honore de Balzac (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Life is far too important a

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I know of no more encouraging

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Waste no more time talking about

Waste no more time talking about great souls and how they should be. Become one yourself!-- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Assert your right to make a

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.-- Dr. David M. Burns (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Because we do not understand the

Because we do not understand the brain very well we are constantly tempted to use the latest technology as a model for trying to understand it. In my childhood we were always assured that the brain was a telephone switchboard. ('What else could it be?') I was amused to see that Sherrington, the great British neuroscientist, thought that the brain worked like a telegraph system. Freud often compared the brain to hydraulic and electro-magnetic systems. Leibniz compared it to a mill, and I am told some of the ancient Greeks thought the brain functions like a catapult. At present, obviously, the metaphor is the digital computer.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The argument that making contraceptives available

The argument that making contraceptives available to young people would prevent teen pregnancies is ridiculous. That's like offering a cookbook as a cure to people who are trying to lose weight.-- Jerry Falwell (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is better to be quotable

It is better to be quotable than to be honest.-- Tom Stoppard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The denunciation of the young is

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.-- Logan Pearsall Smith (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric.-- Ambrose

MENDACIOUS, adj. Addicted to rhetoric.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading

Politics, n. Strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The one bonus of not lifting

The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is that the next time the government mandates a draft, we can all declare we are homosexual instead of running off to Canada.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I never vote for anyone; I

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.-- W. C. Fields (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  As scarce as truth is, the

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.-- Josh Billings (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The glorious gifts of the gods

The glorious gifts of the gods are not to be cast aside.-- Homer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  My goal is simple. It is

My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.-- Stephen Hawking (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There is nothing like returing to

There is nothing like returing to a place that remains uncganged to find how you yourself have altered.-- Nelson Mandela (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the

GOOD, adj. Sensible, madam, to the worth of this present writer. Alive, sir, to the advantages of letting him alone.-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Most of the time I don't

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.-- Woody Allen (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Learning is finding out what you

Learning is finding out what you already know-- Richard Bach (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That

Beauty is truth, truth beauty. That is all ye know, and all ye need to know.-- John Keats (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Youth is a wonderful thing. What

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If winning isn't everything, why do

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?-- Vince Lombardi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Never eat more than you can

Never eat more than you can lift.-- Miss Piggy (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is tedious to tell again

It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.-- Homer (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  By the time the child can

By the time the child can draw more that scribble, by the age of four or five years, an already well-formed body of conceptual knowledge formulated in language dominates his memory and controls his graphic work. Drawings are graphic accounts of essentially verbal processes. As an essentially verbal education gains control, the child abandons his graphic efforts and relies almost entirely on words. Language has first spoilt drawing and then swallowed it up completely.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nothing in life is to be

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less.-- Marie Curie (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is nobler to declare oneself

It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.-- Friedrich Nietzsche (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Make money, money, honestly if you

Make money, money, honestly if you can;-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus [Horace] 65BC - 8BC (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Conscience is what makes a boy

Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does.-- Evan Esar (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Is it possible, finally, for one

Is it possible, finally, for one human being to achieve perfect understanding of another? We can invest enormous time and energy in serious efforts to know another person, but in the end, how close are we able to come to that person's essence? We convince ourselves that we know the other peron well, but do we really know anything important about anyone?-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To explain the unknown by the

To explain the unknown by the known is a logical procedure; to explain the known by the unknown is a form of theological lunacy.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  How little a thing can make

How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have earned it.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Let us never negotiate out of

Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.-- John F. Kennedy (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.-- C. S. Lewis (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Most people pay too much for

Most people pay too much for the things they get for nothing.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A show of daring oft conceals

A show of daring oft conceals great fear.-- Lucan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I look on that man as

I look on that man as happy, who, when there is question of success, looks into his work for a reply.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I've got a twisted sense of

I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me.-- Robert Heinlein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He that is not with me

He that is not with me is against me.-- Bible (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The beauty of daylight-saving time is

The beauty of daylight-saving time is that it just makes everyone feel sunnier.-- Edward Markey (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The death-knell of the republic had

The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became lodged in the hands of those who sought, not to do justice to all citizens, rich and poor alike, but to stand for one special class and for its interests as opposed to the interests of others.-- Theodore Roosevelt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A magician pulls rabbits out of

A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of rats.-- Anonymous (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The world is moved not only

The world is moved not only by the mighty shoves of the heroes, but also by the aggregate of the tiny pushes of each honest worker.-- Helen Keller (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Young people have an almost biological

Young people have an almost biological destiny to be hopeful.-- Marshall Ganz (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Character is that which reveals moral

Character is that which reveals moral purpose, exposing the class of things a man chooses or avoids-- Aristotle (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  How come we rejoice at a

How come we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To laugh is to live profoundly.--

To laugh is to live profoundly.-- Milan Kundera (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A fanatic is one who can't

A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.-- Sir Winston Churchill (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The gates of hell are open

The gates of hell are open night and day; -- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Robspierre replied softly, 'the question is

Robspierre replied softly, 'the question is to know where is the enemy.' 'He is out there, and I have hunted him,' said Danton. 'He is within, and I am watching him,' said Robespierre.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Education is an admirable thing, but

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well worth remembering from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  He will always be a slave

He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon a little.-- Horace (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Name me an emperor who was

Name me an emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In democracy it's your vote that

In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.-- Mogens Jallberg (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  As a man thinks in his

As a man thinks in his heart, so is he.-- Bible (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We find greatest joy, not in

We find greatest joy, not in getting, but expressing what we are. Men do not really live for honors or for pay; their gladness is not in the taking and holding, but in the doing, the striving, the building, the living. It is a higher joy to teach than to be taught. It is good to get justice, but better to do it; fun to have things, but more to make them. The happy man is he who lives the life of love, not for the honors it may bring, but for the life itself.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The best coffee in Europe is

The best coffee in Europe is Vienna coffee, compared to which all other coffee is fluid poverty.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Few people think more than two

Few people think more than two or three times a year; I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week.-- George Bernard Shaw (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  All technology should be assumed guilty

All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Apparent failure may hold in its

Apparent failure may hold in its rough shell the germs of a success that will blowwom in time, and bear fruit throughout eternity.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There are no whole truths; all

There are no whole truths; all truths are half- truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil.-- Alfred North Whitehead (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Art is never finished, only abandoned.--

Art is never finished, only abandoned.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The dawn speeds a man on

The dawn speeds a man on his journey, and speeds him too in his work.-- Hesiod (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Give death a better name or

Give death a better name or die trying.-- Timothy Leary (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Many attempts to communicate are nullified

Many attempts to communicate are nullified by saying too much.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To state a theorem and then

To state a theorem and then to show examples is literally to teach backwards.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is not enough to do

It is not enough to do good; one must do it the right way.-- John Viscount Morley (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If an idiot were to tell

If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.-- Horace Mann (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It ain't over 'til it's over.--

It ain't over 'til it's over.-- Yogi Berra (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I

Yer beautiful in yer wrath! I shall keep you, and in responding to my passions, yer hatred will kindle into love.-- John Wayne (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A hundred objective measurements didn't sum

A hundred objective measurements didn't sum the worth of a garden; only the delight of its users did that. Only the use made it mean something.-- Lois McMaster Bujold (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't take the bull by the

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to.-- Josh Billings (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Nonsense and noise will oft prevail,

Nonsense and noise will oft prevail, when honour and affection fail.-- William Lloyd (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Some promises are better left unsaid--

Some promises are better left unsaid-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum (I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.)-- Ambrose Bierce (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Your theory is crazy, but it's

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true.-- Bertolt Brecht (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Imagine the Creator as a low

Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable.-- H. L. Mencken (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To know when to be generous

To know when to be generous and when to be firm -- this is wisdom.-- Elbert Hubbard (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  A kleptomaniac is a person who

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.-- Henry Morgan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Gluttony is not a secret vice.--

Gluttony is not a secret vice.-- Orson Welles (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  If you can spend a perfectly

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live.-- Lin Yutang (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The object of government in peace

The object of government in peace and in war is not the glory of rulers or of races, but the happiness of the common man.-- Lord William Beveridge (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Don't discuss yourself, for you are

Don't discuss yourself, for you are bound to lose; if you belittle yourself, you are believed; if you praise yourself, you are disbelieved.-- Michel de Montaigne (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Progress might have been all right

Progress might have been all right once but it has gone on too long.-- Ogden Nash (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Be courteous to all, but intimate

Be courteous to all, but intimate with few; and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence.-- George Washington (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  We do not write because we

We do not write because we want to; we write because we have to.-- W. Somerset Maugham (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I sometimes think that God, in

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.-- Oscar Wilde (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To know is not less than

To know is not less than to feel.-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Words were never invented to fully

Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when we are in communion with minds of the same thoughts.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It makes a great difference in

It makes a great difference in the force of a sentence, whether a man be behind it or no.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  You're never as good as everyone

You're never as good as everyone tells you when you win, and you're never as bad as they say when you lose.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  1. Never tell everything at once.--

1. Never tell everything at once.-- Ken Venturi (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  To believe your own thought: To

To believe your own thought: To believe that what is true for you in your private heart is true for all men, that is genius.-- Henry David Thoreau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The purpose of art is to

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers.-- James Baldwin (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Historically, the claim of consensus has

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.-- Michael Crichton (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  New York now leads the world's

New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn's make a sudden move.-- David Letterman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou

O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?-- William Shakespeare (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I conceive the essential task of

I conceive the essential task of religion to be "to develop the consciences, the ideals, and the aspirations of mankind". -- Robert Millikan (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is mathematics that offers the

It is mathematics that offers the exact natural sciences a certain measure of security which, without mathematics, they could not attain.-- Albert Einstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  That old saw about the early

That old saw about the early bird just proves that the worm should have stayed in bed.-- Robert Heinlein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The path to our destination is

The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark.-- Barbara Hall (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It is the nature of all

It is the nature of all greatness not to be exact.-- Edmund Burke (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The hopes of the Republic cannot

The hopes of the Republic cannot forever tolerate either undeserved poverty or self-serving wealth.-- Franklin D. Roosevelt (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Man is not like other animals

Man is not like other animals in the ways that are really significant: Animals have instincts, we have taxes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  There's a fine line between genius

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.-- Oscar Levant (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It's compassion that makes gods of

It's compassion that makes gods of us.-- Dorothy Gilman (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  It's easy to identify people who

It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten. They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  I have great faith in fools;

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence, my friends call it.-- Edgar Allan Poe (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The best cure for Christianity is

The best cure for Christianity is reading the Bible.-- Mark Twain (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  The actual tragedies of life bear

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.-- Jean Cocteau (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  When the going gets weird, the

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.-- Hunter S. Thompson (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Originality is simply a pair of

Originality is simply a pair of fresh eyes.-- Unknown (can you tell me?) (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  In America, they want you to

In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?-- Kanye West (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  No matter how lonely you get

No matter how lonely you get or how many birth announcements you receive, the trick is not to get frightened. There's nothing wrong with being alone.-- Wendy Wasserstein (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Let your loins be girded about,

Let your loins be girded about, and your lights burning.-- Bible (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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  Enjoy every sandwich.-- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

Enjoy every sandwich.-- (source http://quote.kitt.net)

 
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This is the most frequently updated quote blog on the internet! HOURLY UPDATES - yes you heard it right. Keep checking back for a fresh quotation from a clever clogs from history.
 
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